[FlamingDuck]

*gives Lemontime a cookie*

Now stop beating me with that dead horse!

[Lemontime]

o_O

[TheEnglishman]

Ew.

[Blue]

Revolution!
Wake up the lazy samuria!

[Aquamarine]

lightningstar, on Apr 3 2007, 02:24 AM, said:

Omg I haven't had someone call me Lightningstar for a long time. Even longer: LS. o.o

I suppose that I just am mistaken from the fifty millions times I've come here and it seems like I'm the only one online >> darn Europeans....Darn time zones! I think we should form a nazi colony to take over the prime meridian and get rid of all the time zones in the world.

Who cares if people go to work in the dark? It's more fun that way! n.n

LS.

I hope you're happy now.

[Blue]

L.S.D.
Line-Slip-Diffrential

[Aquamarine]

B.B.B.
Blue-Blue-Blue

Yeah, I'm so original. :P

[Blue]

o.o
*back hands Aqua*

[Split Infinity]

TURKEH SCHLAP!

[Toasty]

GAH! I've tried to post this 3 times already!! D: CURSE YOU DIAL-UP!! *coughvisitnggrandparentscough*

[Split Infinity]

Wow, and it only came out like that?

[Blue]

Vwoot! My iPod livessss!

[TheEnglishman]

woo.

[Nyktos]

Vwoot?

[Blue]

Vista killed it, Apple brought it back to life. *Stabs bill gates*
I promised it, Revenge!

[FlamingDuck]

I'm scared...

[Blue]

You better be! Don't you know who I am?
I'm the Incredible Bulkd!

[Toasty]

^ German version of the hulk.

[Blue]

Er, that D wasn't suppose to be there. XD

[Toasty]

Sou you're....incredibly large? o.0

[Split Infinity]

Hulk means large too, you know.

[Toasty]

Hulk means large muscles. Bulk just means large. Meaning he's big and fat. Which why I replied with a "o.0".

[Lemontime]

I'm the incredible hulk.
IN BED.
ZING!

[Toasty]

*backs away*

[Sea of Time]

Man, you guys really sucked the humour right out of this place....*leaves TRT*

[Lemontime]

NO!

SoT.

[Sea of Time]

Shut up Lemons.

[Lemontime]

http://www.espacioblog.com/myfiles/peterparker/peter-griffin.jpg

[Platinum Sun]

Oh eM eF Gee!!! Peter Griffen is real! That means I owe Tom $5! Dangit!

[FlamingDuck]

Am I supposed to know who Tom is?

[Platinum Sun]

No, you're not. He's a kid from my school and we have had a bet going about this.

[FlamingDuck]

Ahh. Well, in fact, I do know who he is. He's me! Gotcha!

[Platinum Sun]

Curse you Tom! I'm gonna tell Mr. Miller that you forged that note to get out of chemistry last week!

[Toasty]

I think Platinum is dilusional. Tom is the creator of Myspace. He has no friends.

*steals $5 from PS*

[Lemontime]

Hoorah for Explosm sigs! :P

[Split Infinity]

I reckon Platinum's was better.

[Lemontime]

Nowaiz.

[Toasty]

Yours is disturbing. PS's is funny.

[Lemontime]

Disturbing is better.


You know what a really good feeling is?

Relief..

[Toasty]

Like when you take a huge dump. n.n

[Split Infinity]

Or go to Heaven. FINALLY. :P Stupid lifetime...

[Yuki]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k247/cedx/keanu_reeves.jpg

^See that man?

I love him.

<3

[Sea of Time]

Keeanu is Canadian. That's right.

[TheEnglishman]

Aren't we special.

[Sea of Time]

You know who else is Canadian? Jim Carrey.

[Yuki]

You know who else is Canadian?

The late, ungreat, dead John also known as Sea of Time.

=)

[Aquamarine]

Woah... That was low.

But seriously, Canadians are awesome.

[Blue]

Are you guys insulting Jim Carrey behind my back?

[Aquamarine]

I'm eating cakes and drinking milk right now. I rule.

[Blue]

Is this some sort of Christian magic?

[Aquamarine]

Yep. Christian DARK magic.

[TheEnglishman]

The darkest form of magic!

[Blue]

Don't make me charge mah lazah!

[Yuki]

John knows he's my hero 8D

[Blue]

My hero is...
Mario.

[Neo]

one word;

Cartman

[Blue]

You know, I should make a guild on Gaia for GSSF.
XD

[TheEnglishman]

I miss read Yuki's sig. I though it said Captain Coventry. Which would have been odd.

[Blue]

Me111, on Apr 4 2007, 01:34 PM, said:

I miss read Yuki's sig. I though it said Captain Coventry. Which would have been odd.

I miss read your mom!

[Lemontime]

It looks like Captain Covrtney..

:S

[Sea of Time]

Uh oh....Yuki's back....*cringe*

[FlamingDuck]

*ninjas*

You fear the wrong person! Oh crap, Yuki's here...RUN!

[Mars Djinni]

Sea_of_Time, on Apr 4 2007, 09:53 AM, said:

You know who else is Canadian? Jim Carrey.

*raises hand and jumps around hysterically*

[Toasty]

*Canada 'splodes* Ooooh. Ouch.

[Mars Djinni]

*pulls a gun on Toasty's head*

Yeah. Let's talk about what else 'splodes. *slowly pulls trigger*

[Hirosho]

Ow... That would hurt...
And Dang.. IT feels wierd how its been two days since my Birthday... and it doesn;t feel different... ((must be the fact that im in drivers training for 36 hours..))

[Lemontime]

Drivers training?

[Blue]

LT, your new sig makes me laugh so much.

[Split Infinity]

Hirosho, on Apr 5 2007, 02:15 PM, said:

Ow... That would hurt...

Are you implying that guns fire slower if you take longer to pull the trigger?

That would be awesome...

[TheEnglishman]

I feel violated.

[Split Infinity]

Who will be the TRT's next victim? Find out next week in... Touched by an Uncle!

[Aquamarine]

Touched by Splits' Uncle!

[Sea of Time]

Touched by Split!

[Blue]

Pedo bears?
Oh and, whats up with the sudden burst of Spam bot topics?

[Aquamarine]

*burst*

[Platinum Sun]

That's old news. The spambot storm has been going on for months now.

[Aquamarine]

*storm*

[Split Infinity]

cheap online viagra
marijuana limited stock
hot lesbians making out
get your purple pill here
hidden changeroom camera

[Platinum Sun]

Hey! none of those had free pot!

[Toasty]

Split's real name is Ivanahumpalog. It's true!

[Platinum Sun]

He told me that it was Hugh G. Rectin! That lying [child born out of wedlock]!

Stupid profanity shock collar...

[Sea of Time]

Shut the [sexual action] up!

[Mars Djinni]

You guys ain't gonna fool me with that [poo of a male cow]!

[Platinum Sun]

[derogatory slang for an African American] please!

[Blue]

o.o
What in the world is going on?

[Platinum Sun]

I'm not entirely certain. I think that I may have unintentionally started something.

Awww what the [Lucifer's firey domain], you don't have to know what it is! Just join the fun!

[Lemontime]

What the hell is going on? :S

[Platinum Sun]

Did I not just explain this you [slang for the infinitive form of the verb meaning intercourse] numbskull!

[Yuki]

Shut up everybody.

And start fearing me.

yes it looks like a V but now your know it says Captain Courtney :3

-pushes them all over a cliff and into the candy mountain cave-

CANDY MOUNTAAAAAAAAAAIN

[Toasty]

[derogatory remark for being condemmened to hell]! Now we're stuck in this [the act of sexual intercourse] Cave!!.....Hey! Candy! *eats*

[Yuki]

Cyanide and Happiness :33

[Platinum Sun]

W00t CAAAANDAAAAY! If this is [place of eternal damnation] I don't wanna be no angel!

[Lemontime]

Drugs :3

[Platinum Sun]

Oh yeah, that reminds me, Where's my free pot dammit!

*gets electrocuted*

[Blue]

When did Yuki change her name?

[Split Infinity]

[a deep narrow pit used for storing water in medieval times], would you look at that.

[Toasty]

Yuki changed her name to....Zimmy? o.0; And how in god's name did she manage to get Max to change her name?

[Split Infinity]

Haven't you heard? It's the latest trend, and the perfect excuse for attention.

[Aquamarine]

But... Zimmy? You couldn't think of anything better, Yuks?

[TheEnglishman]

...Zimmy?
Anyways I don't feel the need for a name change, even though I probably have the worst one ever. Meh.

[Platinum Sun]

If I don't have the worst name ever I'm certainly in the top 10, but I'm not changing mine either. I made my choice.

[FlamingDuck]

I JUST GOT A WIIIIIIIII!!!! FEEL JEALOUS OF MEEEEE!!

[Sea of Time]

*is jealous*

If I could, I'd change my name so that the underscores would be replaced with spaces. I didn't know spaces were allowed when I signed up, and I don't know, it just bugs me now.

I'm not going to insult the choice Zimmy though, because I think I understand it........I think.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm just going to enjoy my blissful ignorance.

[Split Infinity]

I just got GT4! Good for me!

[TheEnglishman]

Hurrah?
Bah I'm really finding it difficult to think of anything worth posting. I'm sure it used to be easier than this.

[Split Infinity]

You can take staged photos of your own cars and save them to your USB flash drive. It's [opposite of warm].

[TheEnglishman]

*walks out of the door*

[Split Infinity]

Blue meanie!

[TheEnglishman]

Not saying a word.

[Split Infinity]

Huh? Who's paying you to do this?

[TheEnglishman]

I can't reveal my sources! If I do the consequences would be dire!

[Split Infinity]

Behold!

[TheEnglishman]

A car on rocks....
Fun....
Looks a bit flashier than the Gran Turismo I played. I think it was 2.

[Split Infinity]

;) Same here. At least the licenses were easier. I almost cried getting my B National.

[TheEnglishman]

Were they? I can't say I remember.

[Split Infinity]

I had to follow a friggin' pace car around the Laguna Seca within a set time limit without: a) Going more than about 60cm off track. b) Hitting a wall. c) Hitting the pace car when it instantly slows down for a corner.

Grrr...it's what makes you thankful for those 'Coffee Break' challenges.

[TheEnglishman]

I've just realised that my username looks like a spambot name. I guess I was ahead of my time.

[Split Infinity]

XP You could call yourself Me1900.

[TheEnglishman]

Ah yes. I could.

[Split Infinity]

There's nothing stopping you.

[Lemontime]

FlamingDuck, on Apr 7 2007, 02:28 AM, said:

I JUST GOT A WIIIIIIIII!!!! FEEL JEALOUS OF MEEEEE!!

*Had a Wii months ago*


;)

[Split Infinity]

g4y

[Eugine]

weird

[Split Infinity]

Those kids are very confused.

[Sea of Time]

I'm confused after not clicking the link.

[Aquamarine]

:L

[Sea of Time]

=DD

[Lemontime]

Sex in grade 5?

Wow.. Players..

[Yuki]

What's my name baka?

That's right. X3

Excuse me, but this nickname holds a massive ammount of sentiment in it.

I'd appreciate it if you could respect it BEEYOTCHES >=(

[Split Infinity]

From what would that sentiment stem from, I wonder?

[Mars Djinni]

Probably none of your business.

[Toasty]

Ohhhh! Burn!!!

As for the 5th graders, I heard about that on Fox News. What's surprising to me is that those kids even know what a penis was made to do. =P

And BTW, I still find your new name quite odd Yuki. Sorry, but "Zimmy" isn't exactly a nickname you hear every day. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

Bloody kids.

[Yuki]

FINE

YOU WANT THE STORY?

kay here it is.

So my mom works in the hospital. And i get alot of medical stuff from meetings & seminars. So my mommy brought back this baggy i LOVE and it says "Zimmer" on it. Next day, when I use it for swim, my friend was all "Zimmer the Swimmer!"

And it's the first nickname I've ever been given by a friend.

:3

And the name makes me oh so very happy n.n

THATS WHY T___T

[Toasty]

Now I'm satisfied. ;)

[Ironsight]

exatly wht is Zimmer anyways? ;) scratch that. perhaps its better if i dont know

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Apr 7 2007, 04:43 PM, said:

As for the 5th graders, I heard about that on Fox News. What's surprising to me is that those kids even know what a penis was made to do. =P

Everybody knows about it, they just don't go into the details until the early teens. You can't seriously tell me you knew nothing about reproduction until your first sex-ed class?

[Aquamarine]

Zimmy, on Apr 7 2007, 10:22 AM, said:

FINE

YOU WANT THE STORY?

kay here it is.

So my mom works in the hospital. And i get alot of medical stuff from meetings & seminars. So my mommy brought back this baggy i LOVE and it says "Zimmer" on it. Next day, when I use it for swim, my friend was all "Zimmer the Swimmer!"

And it's the first nickname I've ever been given by a friend.

:3

And the name makes me oh so very happy n.n

THATS WHY T___T

HAHAHAHA!!! ZIMMY!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Do you ever get the feeling that something is covering your ear, even when it is isn't?
Maybe I'm just going deaf...

[FlamingDuck]

Yeah...

Zimmy, the C in your avatar looks like the Consumerist logo thing.

[Aquamarine]

HAHAHAHA!! Zimmy...

[Mars Djinni]

Hey, let's play a game of pool. I got my stick *holds up a bamboo staff* and you're head's the cue ball. My turn. *slams the staff on the back of Aquamarine's head*

[Aquamarine]

I think you've been working a little too hard. *calls people in white*
Have a nice time in the nutter, MD!

[Split Infinity]

I got a cue ball from another table and threw it into the pocket of another. It came out again once or twice, but then it stopped. ;)

[Toasty]

.....Eww.

[Split Infinity]

*knee to the stomach* STFU.

[FlamingDuck]

Obligatory "posting from my Wii" post.

[Blue]

Lol, did FD get a Wii? Welcome to the elite my friend. XD

[Toasty]

DON'T RUB IT IN!......*sobs*

[Split Infinity]

Build a bridge. GET OVER IT ROFL.

[Aquamarine]

O RLY!?

[Split Infinity]

YA PRBLY.

[Aquamarine]

NO WAI LOL!

[Split Infinity]

SRSLY, LOFLFMFAO!

[Mars Djinni]

You guys are retards.

[Aquamarine]

NO WAI!?!?!?!?

[Split Infinity]

^ He's right you know!!

[Nyktos]

No sense denying it.

[Split Infinity]

True, true...

[Nyktos]

In retrospect, eating 20 chocolate eggs and drinking 4 glasses of root beer in the space of 10 minutes was probably a bad idea.

[Split Infinity]

Both of which are best served cold.

[Nyktos]

Agreed.

Too bad none of them were.

[Platinum Sun]

Nyktos, on Apr 7 2007, 06:54 PM, said:

In retrospect, eating 20 chocolate eggs and drinking 4 glasses of root beer in the space of 10 minutes was probably a bad idea.

As was melting a chocolate bar into a liter of Mountain Dew. But you don't hear me complaining!

[Nyktos]

I don't hear you at all.

[Platinum Sun]

I hear you. Yours is among many voices that fill my mind. Shut up all of you! I'm trying to post!

[Toasty]

Ravioli and chocolate pudding DON'T MIX. *hurls* Seriously though. I nearly tossed my lunch when I did that. It was in 6th grade.

[Split Infinity]

Freak!

[Ironsight]

how many people here eat there eggs with ketchup or mayonays?

*hiccups*

ugh. just thinking about that made me throw up in my mouth a bit

[TheEnglishman]

Eggs don't really go with much. Well they can go on steak if they're fried but that's it.
The unholiest egg mixture of all is scrambled egg and beans. If they even touch I go nuts.

[Ironsight]

scrambled eggs and beans?

*makes groaning noise and runs to nearest sink*

[Yuki]

Zimmer is a medical company, DarkSword.

-anihilates Aqua-

>=(

[Toasty]

You should pull out you kickass golden shotgun/flamethrower thingy. Seriously.

[Aquamarine]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! ZIMMY!!! ZIMMY, ZIMMY, ZIMMY!!!

[Split Infinity]

dont dis my gf noob

[Aquamarine]

Aw, poor Split thinks Zimmy is his gf.

[Yuki]

Bwahaha!

See Aqua? That's what you get when you mess with my aussies.

:3

[Toasty]

Split couldn't get a girl friend if his life depended on it. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

Easter yay.

[Aquamarine]

Zimmy, on Apr 8 2007, 08:53 PM, said:

Bwahaha!

See Aqua? That's what you get when you mess with my aussies.

:3

I get what? A guy told me over the internet not to diss you. Oh no, I'm in real trouble! And guess what? I'm not gonna stop, Zimmy!

[Yuki]

I guess you love my name so much you just keep saying it.

He's gonna send some wallabies after you =O!!!!

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, that's the reason. You just keep telling yourself that, ZIMMY.

[Gardna]

Why the heck Zimmy?

[KH_Idiot_Kitzune]

OMG GO READ THE FRIGGING STORY ON PG 184

--oh, and this is Yuki on Kitz's account XDD

[Toasty]

*points to explanation on previous page*

[Mars Djinni]

KH_Idiot_Kitzune, on Apr 8 2007, 03:48 PM, said:

OMG GO READ THE FRIGGING STORY ON PG 184

--oh, and this is Yuki on Kitz's account XDD

HI KITZ.

..Oh. Hi Ate Zimmy. =D

[Toasty]

Just finished watching Nurto teh movee 1 & 2. The first one's better than the second, but it's like that for all movies. I can finally forgive youtube. ;)

[Yuki]

Hi Awding Mars =)

D-D-D-D-D-JINI

>3

I hate Naruto. Period. Too many damn fillers.

And Sasuke makes me wanna eat sharp pointy objects.

[Toasty]

Pfft. You can't have too many fillers.

[Yuki]

No.

I only watch for Kakashii <33

[Blue]

o.o
Yuki, I want your original name back. Or Yukichu, Yukichu is much more funny.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Apr 9 2007, 10:22 AM, said:

Just finished watching Nurto teh movee 1 & 2. The first one's better than the second, but it's like that for all movies. I can finally forgive youtube. ;)

If I hear you say Nurto again, I will push you off a mountain. Or fire you into one.

[Toasty]

I meant to spell it like that Split.

Nurto is so much funner to say. ;)

[EDIT]

OMFG 2000 POSTS. *parties*

[Ironsight]

OMG "BELEVE IT!!!"

so freakin anoying...

[Toasty]

That's the only anoying part about Naruto. Lukily he hasn't done that for a while.

*ZOMG 2000 POSTS*

[Ironsight]

i havent really watched it enough to like or dislike it yet.
but the hole "beleive it!!" thing....

[Toasty]

*2000 POSTS*

[Ironsight]

obviously no one cares Toasty

[Toasty]

Obviously you and I are the only people here right now.

[Ironsight]

obviosly were the only ones crazy enough to stay up this late

caffine o_O