[Sea of Time]

And desserts are full of chocolate...ice cream....and cherries!

[gsninja]

And bananas. n.n

[Sea of Time]

Too true! =D

[gsninja]

To tha max! >=O

[Sea of Time]

Bananas to the max!?!?

[gsninja]

BANANAS TO THA MAX!!!

[Sea of Time]

AAAAGHHHH! *goes into seizure*

[gsninja]

Potent Cure!

[Sea of Time]

*jumps back to feet*

I've been partially cured!

[gsninja]

:|

Uber TO THA MAX!!! Cure!

[Sea of Time]

Cure sucks!

*casts Pure Ply on self*

HA!

[gsninja]

Cure's cooler. ;_;

[Sea of Time]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttt

*puts on huge headphones*

[gsninja]

*poke*

[Eugine]

damn... my phone is giving problems <___<

[Toasty]

Distilled bananas FTW

[Sea of Time]

You're a distilled banana!

BURN!

[Toasty]

You're banana's distilled.
BURN!

[Eugine]

you... just burn..

[Somia]

I smell fries!!
*flails*

[Eugine]

Toasty is very tasty!

[Sea of Time]

Eugine is a cannibal!

[Somia]

Chapter 40? Sir you are crazy.

[Toasty]

MY HEAD! Eugine ate my head!

[The Wind Seer]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2343/lostwatersmoderatercopyph1.png
Improved???

[Mars Djinni]

hardly.

[The Wind Seer]

Ok...then....More Practice!!!

[Blue]

Yar, I got termites in me legs!

[Mars Djinni]

Oh, yah. Sorry. About that...

See, I was gonna call the exterminator.. but I called the terminator instead. And realizing my mistake, I called the exterminator, but the terminator killed him. So, uh... termite problem =)

[Blue]

*throws peg leg at you*
Yar, now I be needing me self a new leg. Yahar.

[The Wind Seer]

Well...is this one better?
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7681/untitled1copylg9.png

[Caael]

No

[TheEnglishman]

The userbar would look better if it was the same style as the one in your sig.

[Split Infinity]

Yes. You need the little shine on top, the same colour and thickness of the border, the same font, and the same direction of the diagonal lines.

[Lemontime]

Who really cares about his userbars? o_O

[Split Infinity]

Who knows, he might turn out to be the next MD. Even though he won't.

[Lemontime]

Split, that's a stupid assumption and you know it.

[Split Infinity]

I know. That's why I added that little conclusion.

[Lemontime]

Hehe..
ASSumption.
BWAHAHA!

[Split Infinity]

I find your umption to be quite immature.

[Aquamarine]

ASS-ASS-IN!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!! I'M IMMATURE!!!

[FlamingDuck]

YOU KNOW IT!

[TheEnglishman]

Hmmm.

[Mars Djinni]

I'll pASS.

[Sea of Time]

Somia, on Mar 1 2007, 07:17 PM, said:

Chapter 40? Sir you are crazy.

Crazy like a fox.

[Saturos S.]

Ooo... Foxy...

[Aquamarine]

Um... ASS!! HAHAHA!!!

[Mars Djinni]

I have ASSessed your immaturity. You lose. You will now be ASSimilated.

[Lemontime]

I started a craze! <:(

[Eugine]

you ASSumed you started it... it was there long before ASS

[Sea of Time]

Why must we ASSimilate and not segregate?

[gsninja]

I like cake.

[Sea of Time]

I also enjoy the social and culinary benefits of cake.

[Platinum Sun]

Cake good...

[Toasty]

I leik me some deveels fud cake

[The Wind Seer]

It...

[Lightning Star]

Holy crap. within the course of three days, this topic goes from 74 pages to 98. O.O Yuuuuuuuuuuki! I named one of my characters after you n.n

[Lemontime]

74 - 98 is nothing =\

We went from 950-1000 in an hour in the old TRT.

[Sea of Time]

Fo' sheezy.

[Mars Djinni]

Tha' cheezy.

[Sea of Time]

Whatevs.

[Lemontime]

Trevs

[Mars Djinni]

Alkahalkabrevs.

[Sea of Time]

So bored!

[Split Infinity]

It's a race to the 100th page!

[Aquamarine]

Who's gonna be first!?

[TheEnglishman]

Wacktastic.

[Saturos S.]

Whacktesticle.

[The Wind Seer]

Split Infinity, on Mar 3 2007, 05:12 AM, said:

It's a race to the 100th page!

OK????

First #!...
if there is a number called '!'....

[Blue]

Yar, there be a nasty smell afoot.

[Nyktos]

I want that one!

[Aquamarine]

Well, too bad.

[The Wind Seer]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/Th...itled-2copy.png

[Toasty]

Much better, but the text still need work. It's not shiny like the rest of the userbar.

Now I wanna see some spam on your next post private! Drop and give me five words!

[TheEnglishman]

Felix of Vale, on Mar 3 2007, 06:39 PM, said:

I want that one!

Hmm... Could that be an overused line from one of the poorest 'comedies' ever?
Or is it just coincidence?

[Caael]

http://thatvideosite.com/video/4039

[TheEnglishman]

Lightsabers!

[Lightning Star]

No...just...no XD.

OOOH! Has anyone played that game where you say a word like apples, and then someone says what they first think of, so maybe "fruit" and someone else says "orange" and then maybe someone says "yellow" and yadda yadda? I have! tis fun :(

*wants to play*

Shadow!

[Someone Else]

Melons.

[Toasty]

Distilled Bananas!

[Someone Else]

Don't question the way I think.

[Toasty]

Your thinking is very questionable. It's kinda hard to NOT question it.

[Someone Else]

Are you one to question?

[Toasty]

Very much so.

[Someone Else]

Okay.

[Sea of Time]

I so need to stop coming to this topic.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Yes.

[Eugine]

Me too!

[FlamingDuck]

ZOMG! 100 page!

[Sea of Time]

Why do I continue to come here?

[Someone Else]

You have no life.

[Sea of Time]

Way to sugar-coat it.

[FlamingDuck]

Do I have a glittering personality? PLEASE SAY YES!

[Sea of Time]

Yes?

[FlamingDuck]

NO! You're lying! My pitiful self-esteem needs more than that to approve of itself! SAY IT!

[Sea of Time]

Haha! You have pitiful self-esteem!

[Someone Else]

Haw haw, what a loser.

But really, I think he has more of a FLAMING personality IF YADADAIMEAN!

[Someone Else]

Yay, I finished my history paper!

[Lightning Star]

That's good for you. ZOMG I just went on DeviantArt for the first time in twentymillionyears! WOWZA! :(

[The Wind Seer]

Mr.T, on Mar 3 2007, 03:25 PM, said:

Much better, but the text still need work. It's not shiny like the rest of the userbar.

Yeah...I know but how to do it....

[Mars Djinni]

STOP BEING SERIOUS!!!! *kicks random user*

[Toasty]

Ow! That hurt!.....watch where you plant yer feet!

[Lemontime]

i r postng

[TheEnglishman]

Oh sure. Reach the 100th page whilst I'm asleep.
*anger*

[Aquamarine]

Sea_of_Time, on Mar 3 2007, 11:40 PM, said:

I so need to stop coming to this topic.

... I hate you. Why can't you ever give somebody else the chance to post first on the 1000/100th page!?!?

[Eugine]

Thank Allah it's only 38 pages for me ^__^

[Twit]

SUKI!~

WO AI NI~!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Wow TRT is over the 100 pages already. :(

[Nyktos]

Rawrz.

[FlamingDuck]

Schweet.

[TheEnglishman]

Dat's some good chicken right there.

[FlamingDuck]

Thankfully, it's not duck.

[The Wind Seer]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/Th...ng/Maegra-2.png

Better???
And where do I get the text and which folder to put the downloaded text

[Aquamarine]

You get the text from the text shop just round the corner, and you should put the text in the folder under your table.

[The Wind Seer]

Aquamarine, on Mar 4 2007, 02:18 PM, said:

You get the text from the text shop just round the corner, and you should put the text in the folder under your table.

Stop joking around...and tell me.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I don't think he knows, and neither do I. ;)

[Aquamarine]

You think well, Diddy.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I know.

[Aquamarine]

I know too.

[FlamingDuck]

...What?

[I'm Always BROKE]

That.

[TheEnglishman]

I think Aqua should be careful. I'm sure The Wind Seer could be pretty scary when he's angry.
Almost as scary as Split... and he's always scary.
Scary.

[I'm Always BROKE]

NOBODY can be even almost as scary as Split...

[Saturos S.]

People eating stale sandwiches, that's scary!

[FlamingDuck]

AHHHH!

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Heh the left... How couldn't you know that?

[Sea of Time]

Because one goose can never keep up. Dur.

[TheEnglishman]

*drinks*

[Sea of Time]

Well I'm off to attempt to play basketball again. I can still do it!

...I think.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm sure you can do it. Just remember that we're all here, supporting yo... AHAHAHA! HE DROPPED THE BALL!

[Eugine]

haha, go break a leg.

[Mars Djinni]

*breakdance*

[Platinum Sun]

I will break a leg. yours.

[Caael]

=0 Siiiick

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/original/engrish-57113.jpg

[Platinum Sun]

*Head esplowds*

[Caael]

Hahaa, brilliant

[Lemontime]

I think you mean, Asplodes..

[FlamingDuck]

Or perhaps exlpards? No? Ok...

MORE ELEPHANT JOKES!

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Who's ever heard of a yellow elephant?

Why do elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink in the sand.

Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
To look for elephants who forgot their sandals.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
Grapes are purple.

What did Jane say when the elephants came over the hill?
"Look, here come the grapes!" (Jane was colorblind.)

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
"Pack your bags, Jane. Here come the elephants!" Tarzan wasn't colorblind.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

What did Tarzan say when the giraffes came over the hill?
"You pesky elephants fooled me before, but not this time!"

How do you hide an elephant?
Paint his toenails red and put him up in an cherry tree.

Did you ever see an elephant in an cherry tree?
It works, doesn't it?

How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.

Why don't elephants make good dancers?
They have two left feet.

What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall?
A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks. [This was voted the #1 funniest joke in Belgium, by the way]

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Bloody big holes all over Australia.

What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
Cold ones.

[Eugine]

Didn't laugh at any ;)

[gsninja]

...

[FlamingDuck]

They're so bad, it supposed to be funny. Ah well.

[Eugine]

I can't laugh at dry jokes ;)

[FlamingDuck]

You should practice.

[Eugine]

hahahahahaha... practicing sir ;)

[Sea of Time]

Well I didn't break a leg....in fact, nothing even hurts!

[The Wind Seer]

Hmmm...Break my leg if I draw badly!!!

[Sea of Time]

Break my leg if I jump off the fifth floor!

[Platinum Sun]

Those jokes ruled! I am so writing these down!

[The Wind Seer]

My 'Drawling' (Spelling on purpose)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/Th...arch42007-1.jpg

[Mars Djinni]

*kicks random user*

[Platinum Sun]

Yay! Hey everyone get over here! It's Dartboard Banning time!

[Sea of Time]

Everyone stay away! MD is a mean dart-player when he's drunk!

[The Wind Seer]

Sea_of_Time, on Mar 4 2007, 09:22 PM, said:

Everyone stay away! MD is a mean dart-player when he's drunk!

Really???
If yes, I'll do a userbar....for the sitution...

[Sea of Time]

Why not? Making userbars out of sarcastic lies could be fun!

[Hirosho]

Sarcastic Lies are the best, no one knows if you serous or not.. ((one of my freinds lost alot of money because of sarcasm..))

[gsninja]

Yeah, sarcastic lies can be fun. Until people start taking you too seriously. =|

[The Wind Seer]

Anyways I just need a better Picture to represent Mars Djinni...
And the words will be my serect...

[Mars Djinni]

*holds knife to Wind Seer's neck*

[Platinum Sun]

For future reference:

Never take anything I say seriously. Ever. Even this. I'm totally not serious about telling you guys not to take me seriously. That's how not serious I am.

[Somia]

..Great news, PS just lied! ;)

[Sea of Time]

Or was sarcastic. Or cynical.

[Platinum Sun]

No she's kind of right. I have become what I once hated most... Now I know how Strom Thurmond feels...

Nah, it was cynical. After all, I am the king of cynaical!

[Sea of Time]

As proven by me.

[Platinum Sun]

And with the power vested in me as the King of Cynical, I now coronate thee Sir Ocean of Chronology; the King of Smug!

[Sea of Time]

Huzzah!

*crowd roars*

To the king!

[Platinum Sun]

I feel as though I shall regret passing this mantle someday...

[Sea of Time]

One day very soon.

v I'm better than you

vvvvvvv

That's right you!

vvvvvv

Down there!

[The Wind Seer]

Ok done guys...
The joke image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster.png

[Mars Djinni]

You're not gonna live more than a day longer.

[The Wind Seer]

Ahhh!!! Monster!!!
(Kidding)
Fixed the joke kidding image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster-1.png

[Sea of Time]

I said he was a mean dart-thrower, not a living monster. Though I'm sure those two are related somehow.

[Mars Djinni]

@ TWS: there's no 3D effect, the font is horrible and overall, pretty boring.

@ SoT: I think whether they're related or not depends on what I'm aiming the darts at ;)

[The Wind Seer]

AHHH!!!!
Yes I know the Font is bad....that's why I am looking for someone who can tell me to which folder to download the font file

[Sea of Time]

Try the fonts folder....just a hunch.

[Eugine]

I've just killed myself in TRT, please don't revive me!

[Sea of Time]

*casts revive*

Keep postin' *****.

[Mars Djinni]

I used nothing but MS Paint and a mouse to make this. *points to attatchment* TWS, you don't need fancy fonts to come up with something professional.

Attached File(s)

•  usuck.bmp (1.11K)
  Number of downloads: 26

[The Wind Seer]

Sea_of_Time, on Mar 4 2007, 10:42 PM, said:

Try the fonts folder....just a hunch.

Is that in the Plug-ins folder?

[Sea of Time]

It's in the Control Panel....and MD is right.

[The Wind Seer]

Mars Djinni, on Mar 4 2007, 10:47 PM, said:

I used nothing but MS Paint and a mouse to make this. *points to attatchment* TWS, you don't need fancy fonts to come up with something professional.

And which font did you use?

[Sea of Time]

Need....random....conversation....to survive!

[Toasty]

WATERMELONS SMELL FUNNY!

[Mars Djinni]

The Wind Seer, on Mar 4 2007, 07:52 PM, said:

And which font did you use?

I drew that. 5 mouse strokes is all it took. I barely burned a calorie.

[Toasty]

OLDE TYME ROOT BEER

[Mars Djinni]

YE OLDE GRANNDEPPAH.

[The Wind Seer]

Better?

Attached thumbnail(s)

• 

[Mars Djinni]

Wow. No.

[The Wind Seer]

Really?

Joke Image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster-2.png

[Lemontime]

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana phone! Banana Phone!

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring And so on.

[Split Infinity]

Dear God, this kid needs some TUTORIALS.

[Hirosho]

post some, i think a few people -cough cough- Me-coughcough- couls also benefit from them.

[Split Infinity]

Bam. Took me about four seconds.

[TheEnglishman]

Bam!

[Split Infinity]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/43/Elzar.JPG/200px-Elzar.JPG

BAM!

[The Wind Seer]

But where do we download it?
I mean which folder???

[Sea of Time]

OMG SHUT UP!

[The Wind Seer]

clicky clicky clicky...check my new imags

[Sea of Time]

ENOUGH QUESTIONS! SHUT UP NOW!

[The Wind Seer]

Why?

Ohhh! Another Question!