[Folcon]

go away split. let blue fight his own battles.

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on May 1 2007, 06:11 PM, said:

Toasty, stop trying to call my house.

...the hell? I don't even know your number! So is someone with the area code "(509)" calling you or something?

[Eugine]

This new member got some talk!!!

[Blue]

*fires Planet Buster Spam Cannon at escout*
Merry ****ing Christmas to all, and to the rest of ya shad up.

[Split Infinity]

How ****ing rude.

[Aquamarine]

****!

[Folcon]

do you really want me to bust out the nova gun cannon, which can bust up a star.

[Nyktos]

This is TRT. None but the Spam King may fire a cannon here!

Smiteth!

[Sea of Time]

Smiteth? Smithou!

[TheEnglishman]

escout, on May 2 2007, 03:49 PM, said:

do you really want me to bust out the nova gun cannon, which can bust up a star.

Nothing can beat the Spam Cannon. Even the Death Star is weaker.

[Folcon]

if you say so.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm sure your cannon is still pretty strong though. Try it on Split sometime. <_<

[Folcon]

sure, let's take it to the Club. ****

[TheEnglishman]

****?

[Folcon]

never mind.

i refer to that forum, that if you say the name you become public enemy. but i bet i could take the heat.
not really

[TheEnglishman]

I remember being Public Enemy 1 of the old club. Good times.
Don't worry though. All they'd do is try to kill you in some dull way.

[Folcon]

bring it on. i'll take you down right now.

i'll be waiting.

[TheEnglishman]

Umm... why?
I'm not interested in fighting you.

[Folcon]

why... are you chicken

[TheEnglishman]

No, it's just that I have absolutely no reason to.

[Folcon]

chicken, chicken chicken.


(chicken noises)

[TheEnglishman]

So you're making chicken noises, but insist that I'm the chicken?
I think I can live with it.

[Folcon]

buzz off you yellow bellied varment. before i rust that tin can of a helmet of yours.

[TheEnglishman]

You wouldn't happen to be on some form of drugs would you? If you're hallucinating that badly, you should see a doctor.

[Folcon]

be quiet. i dont do drugs. only losers do drugs. maybe blue does.

i need to stop trying to alieanate myself, or i might get spam from all directions.

(hides behind rock)

[TheEnglishman]

It was just a joke. Most of the time, if someone says something about you, they'll only be joking.

[Folcon]

i figured.

(pulls out katana)

can we take this to the Club now?

[TheEnglishman]

My view hasn't changed. No basically.

[Folcon]

do i have to hog tye and drag you? lets go. <_<

[TheEnglishman]

Quiet I'm watching football.

[Golden Djinn13]

Rofl Footbolio.

[Folcon]

escout cuts out Me111's eyes

watch football now <_<

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed. Then again Man U are losing so I don't know why I'm bothering.
*Grows new eyes* Geez you're getting quite annoying now.

[Golden Djinn13]

Me111, on May 2 2007, 03:45 PM, said:

Geez you're getting quite annoying now.

The Spam Bot is fulfilling its purpose.

I wish I could be a part of the new breed of Spam Bots.

[Folcon]

but this is fun

rips Me111's arm off and beats him with it

[TheEnglishman]

You do realise that you are getting pleasure from typing about violence don't you?

[Folcon]

yes, thats why i want to take this to the Fight Club Forum. i don't care if i'm puplic enemy. let's go.

[TheEnglishman]

And I say no as the Fight Club topic is so pointless.
Besides there are so many other things to talk about. Such as chips, or as you crazy kids call them, French Fries!

[Folcon]

fries taste good with cheese on them, primarily cheese sauce off some sort. like nacho cheese.

[TheEnglishman]

I had chips earlier. They tasted like proper pub chips as well, not the sort that you get at McDonalds which are covered in salt and stuff.

[Folcon]

mcdonlad's fries suck. i make my own with my own deep fryer. they taste great. i enjoy thick cut steak fryies

[Golden Djinn13]

Spam Bots eat advertisements only.....and sometimes people's souls.

[TheEnglishman]

Shush... Escout will type about killing you if aren't careful.

[Folcon]

I AM NOT A SPAMBOT. besides, souls don't taste good. and advertisements are bad for my health.

escout kill Golden Djinn

[TheEnglishman]

I'm sure souls could be pretty tasty with some sauce.

[Folcon]

not really.

[Golden Djinn13]

escout, on May 2 2007, 04:09 PM, said:

I AM NOT A SPAMBOT. besides, souls don't taste good. and advertisements are bad for my health.

Thats cause your the new breed of Spam Bots, you act human and *pretend* to eat real food. <_<

[TheEnglishman]

It's like I, Spambot out here.

[Folcon]

shut up.

esout stabs Golden Djinn

any one know about what time Split and Mr. T are usaly logged in? i want some one to fight in the fight club.
go ahead SoT make me publice Enemy #1. i dont care

[TheEnglishman]

It's hardly an exciting position. People just stab you a few more times in the Fight Club topic.
Split and Toasty are always usually on. I'm surprised they aren't here now.

[Folcon]

then lets you and i go. right now, come on.

[TheEnglishman]

You have insulted my honour! I challenge you to a race around the world!

[Folcon]

you'r on, lets start in the Fight Club.

[Golden Djinn13]

escout, on May 2 2007, 04:25 PM, said:

you'r on, lets start in the Fight Club.

Are you trying to lead people to the Fight Club to spam them to death?

I thought so...

[Nyktos]

Escout, you should meet Hotshot.

[Folcon]

@ GD13 no i'm just having fun. you want a peace of me too?

who is Hotshot

[TheEnglishman]

Trying to fight me?
Don't you know who I am!
I'M ME111 B*TCH!
Sorry I've just always wondered if I'd ever use that line from X Men 3.
@Felix: Definietly!

[Folcon]

i dont care who you are lets go.

[TheEnglishman]

Actually I have no interest in starting a *cough* 'fight', I just wanted to quote something.
We could 'go' for a nice friendly chat if you want.

[Folcon]

fine.

um, so, a...

i got nothing

[TheEnglishman]

Do continue.

[Folcon]

so, um ... i know.

if you could have the powers of any two superheros, who would they be. and they have to be one recognized in the US not some obscure British character no one here has ever heard of.

[TheEnglishman]

I'd have the coolness of a Dalek!
*Reads the rest of Escout's post*
Oh fine. I'D FLIE LIEK SUPERMAN!!!!

[Folcon]

Me111, on May 2 2007, 04:42 PM, said:

I'd have the coolness of a Dalek!
*Reads the rest of Escout's post*
Oh fine. I'D FLIE LIEK SUPERMAN!!!!

my question says pick two characters, who would be the other.

[Nyktos]

escout, on May 2 2007, 04:26 PM, said:

who is Hotshot

Someone else who annoyed everybody in the TRT by 'fighting' people' and insulting the spam cannon.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't know. I wouldn't bother with superpowers cause everyone would expect you to help them.

[Folcon]

i dont fear the spam cannon,

looks around

besides, the spam king aint hear right now

[TheEnglishman]

Oh you will learn how dangerous it is to mock the Spam Cannon.
I've just realised how many posts I've done today. If I keep this up I reckon I could be over 2000 by next week.
Not that I care though. *cough*

[Folcon]

like i said before, i dont fear this spam cannon you all are talking about. not when i have my starship complete with sun curshing nova guns.

is it just me or is this conversation getting very circular?

[TheEnglishman]

Oh we were all arrogant enough to say that we were not afraid once. But then Blue showed us just how terrifying it can be.

[Folcon]

well tell Blue to bring it one. i can take the heat, heck i travel from hear to my home plenet every other weekend. my planet's cold temps make alaska feel like the sahaira at the peck of summer

[TheEnglishman]

Your home planet? That's just crazy.

[Folcon]

like my profile says, i'm from deep in the center of the galixy. it's a fun place. the amusment parks full of holofields are the best. i come to earth all the time because it is a slower pace place to be. and compaired to my planet, much safer.

[Nyktos]

escout, on May 2 2007, 04:54 PM, said:

like i said before, i dont fear this spam cannon you all are talking about. not when i have my starship complete with sun curshing nova guns.

Hotshot101, on Jan 5 2007, 11:56 AM, said:

*yells down the cliff* thats what you get for trying put fake mustaches on me. *steals spam cannon and runs into the secret room*

See what ah mean?

[TheEnglishman]

You think your place is entertaining, you should see England. There's football!
Not only that but it's been really nice here recently. There's been blue sky every day for the past few days. It almost reminds of when we visited Florida years ago, though we don't get storms everyday like we did then.
@Felix: Some similarity.

[Folcon]

do you want a piece of me too Nyktos.

never been to this place you call England.
isnt the island that seems to get rain all day in the summer, like it shows in the movies. and has has that great big clock tower.

besides, soccer never did anything for me, but maybe it is just the American anouncers that sound stoned all the time.

[TheEnglishman]

Oooh old stereotypes about England! I love these!
It really doesn't rain all the time. In fact it's been quite a long time since the last load of rain.
I'm ignoring the fact that you used the evil 's' word, because I often tend to go a bit insane about that.

[Folcon]

but you can't deniy that most American anuncers sound very drab if not uninterested and not into it. and i would watch on the spanish channel but i can't follow at the pace they talk.

[TheEnglishman]

How on earth would I know how American announcers sound?
I've only ever heard them commentate on girly rugby, or 'American Football' as it's called in America. They always sound drugged up in that.
Anyway I'm going to sleep. Night Night playmates.

[Folcon]

but its only five thirty, wait i forgot, England is what like five or six hours ahead of the East coast of the states

[Golden Djinn13]

Wow, Spam Bots built to tell time too. Thats amazing.

[Folcon]

alright DG13, do you want me to come after you with a katana now

[FlamingDuck]

Uh oh, callin' your bluff!

[Sea of Time]

This escout guy is really angry. *backs away*

[Golden Djinn13]

escout is not a guy, but merely a bot made from the latest technology. Eventually i'll build up enough evidence to make a case. <_<

[Sea of Time]

Awesome.

[Folcon]

alright lets take this to the fight club right now

[Nyktos]

escout, on May 2 2007, 05:16 PM, said:

do you want a piece of me too Nyktos.

Not really, that would be gross.

[Folcon]

thats it.

i challange you to a fight in the fight club. right now.

[FlamingDuck]

Part fools! Thou know not what thou do!
Put up thy swords!

[Folcon]

then i'll see you in the fight club

escout pulls out katana

bring it

[Golden Djinn13]

I think we should upgrade to the new escout: Escout 2.0

It has: Upgraded Security and has fixed the issues with the violent rampages


NOW UPGRADE THE SPAM BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Folcon]

escout sheathes weapon and bows to GD13

please forgive me. i have not been myself lately. i blame it on too much suger
now would you please stop calling me a spambot, or i'll beforced to b*** and moan.

[Golden Djinn13]

You look like a Spam Bot.
You Talk Like a Spam Bot.
You Have To Be a Spam Bot.

[Folcon]

how do i look and talk like a spam bot?

[Sea of Time]

Get an avatar, noob!

....that was harsh.

[Platinum Sun]

No, being harsh would be making fun of him for not knowing how to set an avatar.

Lolz u k3n't sEt @n avAt4r noob!

[Folcon]

shut up PS :angry:

[Nyktos]

escout, on May 2 2007, 08:36 PM, said:

shut up PS :angry:

Ooo!

[Folcon]

alright, that's it.

escout challenges all members to fight in fight club

[gsninja]

No thanks. =|

[Folcon]

@gsninja - chicken

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on May 1 2007, 06:14 PM, said:

...the hell? I don't even know your number! So is someone with the area code "(509)" calling you or something?

Someone from Moses Lake, Washington keeps calling me. I thought maybe I gave it to you or something because I remember talking about phone numbers (probs was my cell no.)

[Split Infinity]

Telemarketers. Is there a two second pause before they start talking?

[TheEnglishman]

escout, on May 3 2007, 01:49 AM, said:

alright, that's it.

escout challenges all members to fight in fight club

Nothing changed whilst I slept then.

[Aquamarine]

Me111, on Apr 30 2007, 05:33 PM, said:

I'm sure it'll be a good game generally, no matter what type of game you like. The only real way to see if it is good is to get it yourself.

Thank you for rubbing it in my face.

[TheEnglishman]

It arrived today, but I haven't played it yet. I'm just enjoying the fact that it shouldn't be here yet.

[Wiflewood]

escout = the new toasty?

[Aquamarine]

Me111, on May 3 2007, 05:31 PM, said:

It arrived today, but I haven't played it yet. I'm just enjoying the fact that it shouldn't be here yet.

You've got the game and instead of playing it you're wasting yout time on GSSF? Weird...

[Folcon]

Wiflewood, on May 3 2007, 01:00 PM, said:

escout = the new toasty?

sould i be offended by this? (|)

[Platinum Sun]

Probably

[Split Infinity]

So much so that you might pick up your bags and leave.

[Folcon]

i will not leave, it like it here. i get to stretch my legs and be myself.

[Lemontime]

Split, why the HECK were you online at 5 AM?!

[Sea of Time]

It's Split, are you really that surprised?

And escout is not the new Toasty, he is much much angrier than Toasty was.

[Golden Djinn13]

Escout has proven me wrong on the spam bot issue. The avatar is human-like enough. :angry:

[Sea of Time]

Isn't it a default one from the library? I haven't seen one of those in forever!

[Golden Djinn13]

I never even knew there were default ones till just now. :angry:

[Sea of Time]

They pretty much suck. I had a nuclear warning sign as my first avatar on these forums. I guess when I joined, I thought they were sweet or something.

[Split Infinity]

Lemontime, on May 4 2007, 07:20 AM, said:

Split, why the HECK were you online at 5 AM?!

I was checking my PS2's progress on a 9 hour endurance race and I thought, what the heck.

[Nyktos]

Pfft, 5 AM is for wusses. Try playing FF7 from midnight until it's time to go to school.

And before you ask, no I've never done this, but I know someone who has.

[Sea of Time]

Haha, who's wussy now?

[Golden Djinn13]

All of you are.

[Ironsight]

ka-burn

[Sea of Time]

v.v You're a wussy!

*goes to corner and plays Pokemon Red*

[Golden Djinn13]

Wuss game

[Ironsight]

does everyone play pokemon?!

[Golden Djinn13]

Possibly

[Sea of Time]

Yes.

*catches a Pidgey*

[Nyktos]

I've beaten Pokemon Red in 6 hours.

[Split Infinity]

Wo.

[Folcon]

define beat. do you mean beat the elite four, or filling the entire pokedex.

[Split Infinity]

Have a guess. It's hard enough filling the Pokedex in the first place.

[Nyktos]

I mean beating the elite four. I've never actually filled the entire pokedex (in Red that is, I've filled it in Ruby and come very close in Emerald).

[Folcon]

do yuo know where to get a what's it called. a Febas or something like that. i know the route but i don't know where the locations are for it on the route. there is like, only four or five spots on the whole route where it shows up and i got no f'ing idea where the hell they are.

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on May 2 2007, 06:19 PM, said:

Someone from Moses Lake, Washington keeps calling me. I thought maybe I gave it to you or something because I remember talking about phone numbers (probs was my cell no.)

Really? What was the number? (of the person calling you) And I honestly don't know your number.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on May 3 2007, 06:10 PM, said:

You've got the game and instead of playing it you're wasting yout time on GSSF? Weird...

Alright I played it yesterday and it is fun. Visually it's pretty good (especially the intro movie) and it's fun to play. I haven't bothered with the WiFi stuff as it's just messaging people.

[Sea of Time]

*catches a Magikarp*

[Golden Djinn13]

I hate Magikarp and its stupid splashing.

It took me forever to make a Gyarados. :angry:

[Sea of Time]

Word.

[Blue]

Feed Me The Guts of your wallet

[FlamingDuck]

Said Sony.

[Toasty]

Sony = Money whore with old man nipples.

[EDIT] I've almost caught up to SoT in my number of posts in this topic. Hmmm.

[gsninja]

o.o

[Toasty]

Only 33 more posts! *looks around at people staring*.....v_v;

But I remember SoT saying in one of the TRT's that he'd have to most posts in this one by the time it was closed.

[Split Infinity]

I stare at you unnervingly!

[Toasty]

o.o; *backs away*

[Sea of Time]

Mr.T, on May 4 2007, 08:36 PM, said:

Only 33 more posts! *looks around at people staring*.....v_v;

But I remember SoT saying in one of the TRT's that he'd have to most posts in this one by the time it was closed.

And you think I was wrong?

[Saturos S.]

G'day everyone.

[TheEnglishman]

It's just gone midday. MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINS!

[Aquamarine]

BLEARGH, I SAY!

[TheEnglishman]

Hmmm...
*Plays FFIII*

[Toasty]

At the moment, I'm waiting for my mum to finish with her hair so we can go buy tickets to Spiderman 3. Of course, she's taking as long as she always does and isn't in any rush. :angry:

Sea_of_Time, on May 4 2007, 08:48 PM, said:

And you think I was wrong?

Yes.

[Folcon]

you will enjoy Spiderman 3. i saw it yesterday and i thought it was sooo cool. all i will say is that there are several unexpected twists in the movie that really added to the excitement. i hope Toby Meguire signs on to do whatever future Spidy films come out.

[Split Infinity]

I thought Venom was always that villain with teeth and a huge tongue.

[Folcon]

he is. and not to mention ugly. but Venom was always my favorite Spidy villian. he was just so bad ass. i dont think that what's his name that played venom did the character justice though.

[Split Infinity]

Seems pretty cheap...but I'll still see the movie for continuity.

[Aquamarine]

BLEARGH!

[FlamingDuck]

Smacky.

[Lemontime]

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork

[Folcon]

aint randomness grand? you all must be tripping on somthing.

[Nyktos]

1

[Folcon]

i didn't want to but you guys have forced me to do this.


SPAM spam spam spam spam spam.
oops.

[Toasty]

No. Just....no.

[Folcon]

sorry i was forced into it.

[Toasty]

Don't lie, god is watching!

[Folcon]

i just like to say spam a lot when there is a bunch of mindless babel going on just to stir things up. and i can bring sooo much more in the form of my nova cannon spam buster. but i wont use it here

[Toasty]

There are only two cannons around here! The Spam Cannon, and Blues new cannon he invented sonce he could keep the spam cannon. *eats nova cannon*

[Folcon]

do you really want to be cannon fodder?

[Toasty]

Do you really want to challenge me and my BMW full of weapons? (I'm sure SoT and Aqua know what I'm talking about)

[Folcon]

bring it on b***.

[Toasty]

*drives over escout*

YOU ARE DEAD.

[Folcon]

*escout's secret nano-tech. restores his body and he stands up.*

that hurt.

[Toasty]

*drives over escout*

YOU ARE DEAD.

[Folcon]

*nano-tech restores escout. but restoration goes wrong. escout is temporaly missing his left arm*

d***, d***, d***. not agian.

escout pulls out a remote mine and throws it onto Toast's car. then triggeers detonator

BURN

[Toasty]

-__-; That's hardly a burn.

*drives over escout*

YOU ARE DEAD.

And so it continues...

[Folcon]

can we keep this in the other forum?
by the way, i did fix the link in the web comic section if you havent checked it out yet.

[Toasty]

What link? Hacn't been to that topic in quite a while.

[Folcon]

nevermind. i ment to tell that to someone else. sorry for the mix up.

[Split Infinity]

Loll!

[Folcon]

shut up split

[Split Infinity]

Make me.

[Folcon]

make me make you

[Split Infinity]

Noob!

[Folcon]

STFU

[Toasty]

Why would he want to make you make him shut up?

[Split Infinity]

Stupid ImageShack...better go see what's happened to my set.

[Toasty]

You know, they don't keep images on their server indefinately. If they did that, their servers would 'splode. 'N stuff.

[Split Infinity]

I guess I'll have to re-upload them. If I can find the original images. :angry:

Or maybe it's a sign that I should change sets...

[Toasty]

It's a sign from GOD.

[Split Infinity]

:angry: *prays*

[Sea of Time]

Split Infinity, on May 5 2007, 06:01 PM, said:

I guess I'll have to re-upload them. If I can find the original images. :P

Or maybe it's a sign that I should change sets...

I was just going to say that. Maybe you could surprise us!

[Lemontime]

escout, on May 6 2007, 09:48 AM, said:

shut up split

I think I'm in love...

[Nyktos]

Oh dear.

[Folcon]

sorry lemontime, i dont swing that way

[Lemontime]

Your DP Is of a plane. Boy, you don't swing NO way..

[Blue]

Did you just say he was asexual?

[Lemontime]

I said he loves himself, himself being a prostitute robot from the future.

[Split Infinity]

You should avoid those, they'll just kill you eventually.

[Lemontime]

Tell that to Esky.. :S