[Toasty]

This happened.

























































































































HAHAHAHA! You clicked it, didn't you?

[Blue]

Toasty is fired.

[Laharl]

watch, on Nov 9 2007, 02:49 AM, said:

Has anyone actually clicked on Eugine's sig yet?

yes it was horrible

[Folcon]

can some one tell me how to stick an atachment ina PM, please.

[Toasty]

very carefully

[My Best Wishes]

What's his sig lead to?

[Toasty]

A international pr0n ring A youtube video with a guy singing a rap song about how you're a perv for clicking the link.

[Laharl]

i have officially destroyed my body clock, good thing i work nights.

[My Best Wishes]

I would say I'm proud but I'm not, having a off balance sleep pattern sucks so much.

[Toasty]

Been there, done that. Fix'd it too. Wasn't hard to do it or recover from it for me. I reset the night before the first day of school.

[Laharl]

i have been there since May.

although only recently have i been staying up past 6AMish

there's no reason for me to fix it til i get a dayjob

[Toasty]

One way to fix your body clock, if you can stay up long enough, is to stay awake all night, and then stay awake until you're normal bed time, you 'll definately fall asleep by then (unless you had a crapload of caffeine or torreine(sp?)). I tried that once, but I was unsuccessful at staying up long enough. D: I only got to about 10AM

[Moonear]

Two words: Red Bull

[Ironsight]

Staying up all night is insane fun.

[Moonear]

Hell yes, it is.

[Ironsight]

So, whats on the menu today?

[Toasty]

I DESERVE A HOT JUICY BURGER!

[Ironsight]

I'm afraid were out, your moma scarfed it all down for breakfast.

[Moonear]

OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! DISSSSSSS!!!!!

[Ironsight]

Do you need a bad-aid for that burn?

[Toasty]

What burn? It felt to me like the temperature DROPPED in here. :(

[Moonear]

:( says no

[Toasty]

:( is emo

[Moonear]

DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE :( YOU #^$&#^@#&$^#!!!!!!!

[Ironsight]

Whio, look what I found with the search engine:

Quote

Ash slowly moved toward Misty and put his hands in her's and
stared deep into her green eyes. "I've been wanting to do this for
a long time Ash," Misty said with desire in her voice. Misty and
Ash at the same time slowly moved their lips forward to kiss. Once
they touched there feelings of love and joy increased toward one
another. Ash kissed Misty all over her lips. Misty opened up her
lips slightly along with Ash and slowly slid her tongue into Ash's
mouth. Ash slid his tongue into her mouth too and they both felt
an aura of wonderful feelings enter at there tongues and flow
throughout their bodies. They had a wonderful first French kiss
that lasted several minutes. As there tongues were entwined about
each other there desire for each other grew more and more and there
hands were all over each other and touching through their clothing
many of there secret places.

Don't ask.

That was written by Toad King.

[Moonear]

That scarred me for life.

[Toasty]

._.;

[Platinum Sun]

I'm going to go soak my brain in acid now...

[Toasty]

That sounds like a pretty good idea right about now.
*soaks in acid*

[Ironsight]

Iye
*Soaks brain in bleach*

[Toasty]

I could see ash and that one chick from the advanced series, but not this.

[My Best Wishes]

That was very....just plain wrong, please post that in spoilers next time mate :(

[Sea of Time]

Ash and Misty ftw.

[Toasty]

XD
Ew No.

[Sea of Time]

Hot.

[Toasty]

Oh yeah. Totally

[Sea of Time]

In my pants.

[Someone Else]

*somehow manages to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun*

[Blue]

It doesn't make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert.

[Toasty]

*somehow manages to die from nothing*

[Someone Else]

*rips out his own skull and beats himself to death with it*

[Blue]

Dun dun!

[My Best Wishes]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=BkWZ698RI00
1:55

[Toasty]

*tears off own limbs an beats himself maniacly*

[Folcon]

*breaks into Toasty's car and steals the spare tire, then beats him with it*

[Toasty]

THAT'S MY BMW YOU ********!!!! *kicks through escout's chest and rips out his lungs*
*forces lungs down escout's throat*

[Ironsight]

Who could have known that my uncovering of that quote could have caused such mayhem?
*Suicide*

[Laharl]

i heard that writer of that "fanfic" was executed by the grammar police.

Its just a terrible piece of writing by someone who has clearly has no experience in the subject matter whatsoever which is a topic that only the most obssessive pokefan could imagine and enjoy.

*loots the corpses of all the dead members*

[My Best Wishes]

Shotgun the phones, wallets and ipods. You can have the keys laharl.

[Ironsight]

Bystander: Look out! The "smellyness" of the quote is releasing toxic fumes!

*All dead members come back to life as Zombies*

BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!

[Laharl]

watch, on Nov 10 2007, 08:05 AM, said:

Shotgun the phones, wallets and ipods. You can have the keys laharl.

NO WAY!! I CALLED THAT ****!

*pks watch*

......


.....


.......


.......


*loots his corpse*

[My Best Wishes]

Dude you'd be estatic if you mugged me half the time. Unfortunatly for you I got nothing on me right now except clothes. Tough break man. :(

[Laharl]

Organs sell for a pretty penny >:3

[Toasty]

I"m pretty sure that that quote wasn't from a fanfic, but rather was just a random post. Kinda like PS's wheat sword myth. 'Course, I could be wrong.

[My Best Wishes]

You'd be pretty happy then, mint condition organs :(

[Ironsight]

2^ OH SHI-

In Earth Science today, we were studying the Moon, and I asked my teacher i it was realy made of cheese.

[Toasty]

Points for origionality.

[My Best Wishes]

Minus points for stupidity

[Toasty]

equals no points. Close, but no cigar.

I have a problem. I don't what to say for my 3000th post.

[Ironsight]

BOOYAH?

[My Best Wishes]

How about
"We'll tell you you're pulp but no cigar"
-Millencolin

[Toasty]

Ah screw it. I am now the seventh member ever, to get to 3000 posts. Woo hoo!

[TheEnglishman]

DarkSword, on Nov 10 2007, 02:00 AM, said:

Whio, look what I found with the search engine:
That was written by Toad King.

A program from my childhood has just been wrecked by that. *cries*

[Lemontime]

Guys.
You've still got 200 pages to go, and there's only a month and 20 days left to do it.
By the way, it's my birthday in 10 days, get your presents ready, I have paypal, by the way!

[Saturos S.]

Well, we'll just have spammy conversations.

[FlamingDuck]

What was searched for to find that?

[Moonear]

spam, spam, spam...

































MORE SPAM!!!!

[Caael]

DS, why I am I quoted loads in your sig?

[Moonear]

Spoiler

SPAM TO 1000 PAGES!!!!!

[Tasuki]

D.Gray-man

[Laharl]

D.*** Man

hur hur

[Sea of Time]

We're not gonna make it...

[Laharl]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/Awesome.gif

[Sea of Time]

Goddammit it's too cute.

[Laharl]

kawaii desu ^____________________^

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />laharl the slayer, on Nov 10 2007, 05:16 PM, said:

I'm sure someone posted that, or something very similar to it before.

[Sea of Time]

Hi Me111.

[TheEnglishman]

Hi Sea of Time.

Tasuki, on Aug 23 2007, 06:11 AM, said:

Dance!!!
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u235/Tasukichi/luckystar1.gif

Found it.

[Sea of Time]

Way...way...way too cute.

[Caael]

That's terrifying.

[Moonear]

:( says muahahahaha!

[Folcon]

I AM THE KING OF SODA, AND I SAY THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

[TheEnglishman]

It is? I thought things looked a little dif*gets kicked into pit*

[Mallick]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 10 2007, 01:43 AM, said:

Ah screw it. I am now the seventh member ever, to get to 3000 posts. Woo hoo!

I remember when the top posters had 2k posts, and I was one of them. Then you youngin's came about and got too many too fast. :\

[Someone Else]

My dad sucks at video games. It makes me smile. :(

[Mallick]

:(

[Moonear]

:( 's civilization is better than Spa--*also gets kicked into pit*

[Saturos S.]

Cake ftw.

[TheEnglishman]

BEHOLD THE KING OF CAKE!!!!!!
http://www.cruickshankscakes.com/USERIMAGES/wedding_cake_04.jpg

[Blue]

*fires Me111 into the pit out of the Spam Cannon* I just wanted to do that for awhile.

[TheEnglishman]

I thought we were friends Blue...
Now I will have to plot my rev*hits bottom of the pit*

[Sea of Time]

Hi Me111.

[Toasty]

*eats teh cake*

[Nosferatu]

Just finished Phoenix Wright 3. Man they tie in so good.

[Toasty]

*eats more cake*

[Folcon]

*Brings in a new, seventeen-layer cake and gives it to Toasty, who eats the whole thing and dies from a sploded gut.*

Anyone else want some highly addictive crack-cake?

[Ironsight]

^Me

Earth Dude, on Nov 10 2007, 07:43 AM, said:

DS, why I am I quoted loads in your sig?

I'm recording your pain. How Emo is that?

[Toasty]

escout, on Nov 10 2007, 08:47 PM, said:

*Brings in a new, seventeen-layer cake and gives it to Toasty, who eats the whole thing and dies from a sploded gut.*

Fool! My gut is a bottomless pit! It cannot explode!

[Ironsight]

Says Toasty

[Toasty]

No, says a guy with a bottomless pit. *eats more cake*

[Ironsight]

Only I can call other people fools!

[Laharl]

Me111, on Nov 10 2007, 05:38 PM, said:

Hi Sea of Time.

Found it.

saved

back to psp posting D:

[Ironsight]

Fool

[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Nov 10 2007, 09:01 PM, said:

Only I can call other people fools!

You forget who you're talking to! I am Dude of Wind a.k.a Toasty a.k.a Mr.T! FOO'!

[Ironsight]

You say Foo', I say FOOL!

[Toasty]

SAME THING FOO'!

[Ironsight]

FOOLISH LIES!

[TheEnglishman]

Sea of Time, on Nov 10 2007, 11:29 PM, said:

Hi Me111.

Hi Sea of Time.

[Toasty]

Hi Me111

[TheEnglishman]

Silence fool!

[Toasty]

;^;

[Ironsight]

Fool! Only I can call the fools Fools, you Fool!

[Laharl]

fooltard

[TheEnglishman]

DarkSword, on Nov 11 2007, 09:16 AM, said:

Fool! Only I can call the fools Fools, you Fool!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/60/27/23302760.jpg

[Laharl]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/1178635839313.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

;)

[Saturos S.]

He's a mad man.

[Folcon]

Time for one of escout's movie quotes.

This one is from Locusts the 8th Plague.

Army Sergent: Are you telling me we have the most toxic substance mankind has ever created and it won't do any thing?

Female scientist lead: Yes sir, that's exactly what I'm saying.

[TheEnglishman]

Great.

[Ironsight]

That has to be one of the biggest contradictions i've ever seen

[Folcon]

How so?

(and use the spell checker DS.)

[Ironsight]

Wait, now I see. I thought he ws talking about the poison, not what it would do to the Locust'

[TheEnglishman]

Glad that was cleared up.

[Folcon]

Me too. But I got to go now, my first match is about to start at my kendo tournament.

[Toasty]

Don't forget escout, being kicked in the balls really hurts. ;)

[Folcon]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 11 2007, 01:54 PM, said:

Don't forget escout, being kicked in the balls really hurts. ;)

But that is also against the rules in Kendo, and why you wear a cup along with the other protective gear. Anyway, I won my first match, bearly, and it was fun. My next is in about an hour.

[Platinum Sun]

FYI:
I'm starved for human contact, so I dusted off my old MSN identity. Feel free to bother me at your leisure.

[Toasty]

*was already bothering*

[TheEnglishman]

I ended up watching Yu-Gi-Oh on Youtube. Now I feel wrong.

[Caael]

Feel dirty and horrible for your crime.

[Toasty]

That's almost as disturbing as that quote DS posted.

[Platinum Sun]

Watch the abridged series. They took it off youtube, but I'm sure you can find it if you google the crap out of it.

[Toasty]

Why'd youtube axe it?

[TheEnglishman]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 11 2007, 08:23 PM, said:

Why'd youtube axe it?

Cause it was witty, amusing and far funnier than the real thing.
I've taken three cold showers but I still feel dirty. *prepares whip*

[Platinum Sun]

They didn't just toss out TAS. The suspended Littlekuriboh's account. The official terminology was "terms of use violations." Which translates as "corporate bull****."

[TheEnglishman]

Yes but about 10,000 other people have uploaded it so there's no reason to worry.

[I'm Always BROKE]

http://skoftenmedia.com/images/picdump/16/05.jpg

[Blue]

Diddy your fired!

[Saturos S.]

OMG It's a sausage that's being tounge-wrapped by ketcup!

AND LETTUCE! YOU DIRTY BOY, LETTUCE!

[Saturos S.]

ZOMG! DOUBLE POST! I don't care people...

Platinum Sun, on Nov 11 2007, 09:19 PM, said:

Watch the abridged series. They took it off youtube, but I'm sure you can find it if you google the crap out of it.

http://www.yugiohthe...dgedseries.com/

He moved to another thingie, and they're all listed on... tada!

[Caael]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Fire Dude, on Nov 11 2007, 09:54 PM, said:

Win

[Moonear]

Who eats a hotdog without a bun?

[Toasty]

ihk doesn't have a dirty mind.

[TheEnglishman]

How disgraceful.

[Moonear]

Ohhhh, now I see it. Well excuuuuuse me if I don't have a dirty mind.

[Sea of Time]

Hi Me111.

[TheEnglishman]

Hi Sea of Time.

[Sea of Time]

How are you?

[TheEnglishman]

I am fine. How are you good sir?

[Sea of Time]

I'm doing well.

How's the motherland?

[TheEnglishman]

Cold and dark ridiculously early. How's the mapleland?

[Toasty]

Hi Me111

[Ironsight]

Hi Me111

[Sea of Time]

Not too bad, cold and windy.

[Toasty]

Quote

Daniel says:
Sup

Platinum says:
yo

Platinum says:
your name is the same as mine, i feel like I'm talking to myself...

Daniel says:
XD

Daniel says:
yeah...

Daniel says:
I had a REALLY weird dream last night

Daniel says:
It had kittens with laser vision in it

Platinum says:
indeed.

Daniel says:
and they were determined on destroying me

Daniel says:
I've had this one before, but this time some friends were in it too

Platinum says:
you were there... and you were there...

Daniel says:
??

Platinum says:
it's a movie cliche for when someone wakes up from a coma or whatevver, just forget it

Daniel says:
*forgets*

Platinum says:
good thing you have such a short attention span

Daniel says:
LIES

Daniel says:
well, sort of

Daniel says:
the setting was in an industrial park/motel/conference place thingy

Daniel says:
It was supposed to be my school, but it wasn't.

Daniel says:
There was an escape pod

Daniel says:
I think...

Platinum says:
you can't remember your own dream?

Platinum says:
were you not paying attention or something?

Daniel says:
It's always hard to remember my dreams

Platinum says:
yeah, it's pretty rare for me to remember one...

Daniel says:
This one was a good one though. I was able to run really fast

Daniel says:
but not as fast as the flash

Daniel says:
just really fast for a normal human being

Platinum says:
no one runs as fast as the flash

Platinum says:
except good ol' supes of course

Daniel says:
yeah

Daniel says:
and he's got laser vision

Platinum says:
and superbreath

Platinum says:
and who needs to run when you can fly?

Daniel says:
that too.

Daniel says:
But there was also toxic waste in the industrial park/whatever

Daniel says:
which was why we were trying to get out of there

Daniel says:
the cat with lazor vision actually played a fairly small roll

True story.

[Platinum Sun]

Not exactly what I had pictured for my first converation on my new computer....

[Toasty]

It's still true. And that cat was out for blood. IT HAD RED EYES!!

[Toasty]

Yes.
....
and no.

[Blue]

Thats dirty.

[My Best Wishes]

Bugger that was funny.

[Ironsight]

Am I still laughing?



Yes.

[Laharl]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/852477912_f1958092fe.jpg

[Caael]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />laharl the slayer, on Nov 12 2007, 12:12 PM, said:

You win the internet.

[Moonear]

Spoiler

Bonzu Pippenpaddle Opsokopolis

[Folcon]

http://www.rpgamer.c...4/111207sc.html

Be warned, some of the cosplay pics are...unnerving weird.

[Someone Else]

Those are unnervingly weird.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Eve of Destiny, on Nov 12 2007, 01:43 AM, said:

Oh my god. I open up the topic to see this. Is it bad that I understood this a little too well?

As long as it was with SoT we don't mind.

...

Or do we?

[Sea of Time]

Too far?

[FlamingDuck]

Yup.

[Sea of Time]

LOL TOO FAR

[Moonear]

O RLY?

[Platinum Sun]

YA RLY!

[Laharl]

escout, on Nov 12 2007, 06:19 PM, said:

http://www.rpgamer.c...4/111207sc.html

Be warned, some of the cosplay pics are...unnerving weird.

they've got nothing on this attempt at Lenne from FF 10-2

http://www.kekkai.org/andrea/photos/acen04/040514-02_lenne.jpg

i will not be held responsible for any eye gouging

[Moonear]

*gouges eyes out*

[Sea of Time]

Oh my god that may be the most horrid thing I've ever seen.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea of Time, on Nov 12 2007, 10:06 PM, said:

Oh my god that may be the most horrid thing I've ever seen.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/James_breasts.jpg

[Sea of Time]

For god's sakes, please stop!

[TheEnglishman]

For the sake of your sanity I will.

[Sea of Time]

*cries in corner*

[TheEnglishman]

Sea of Time, on Nov 12 2007, 10:22 PM, said:

*cries in corner*

Poor you.

[Blue]

The balls
In my other pants
Makes a bit of difference guys.

[Sea of Time]

The balls are inert.

[TheEnglishman]

Now I'm confused.

[Blue]

The balls are
GETTING HUGE!

[Toasty]

I hope my body can take it...

[My Best Wishes]

Why do I even check this topic sometimes...

[Toasty]

Because it's funny.

...

sometimes.

[Lemontime]

800th page!
Look at my deviantART page ;)
http://hazmatron.deviantart.com

[Sea of Time]

I wanna know....I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU MEAANNNTT!! YEAH!!!

[Laharl]

this looks like a job for.....Random Image Man!!!!!

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/Elbonio1.jpg

[Toasty]

ADDD! Get it at your local grocery store!

Only available as part of an ADD perscription, may cause insanity, profanity, constipation, and actual ADD in those who are stupid enough to read this magezine.

[Saturos S.]

Constipation from a magazine?

That would suck.

[Laharl]

constipation would be worth it though if you got to read about flying tanks

[Folcon]

What a pity, I was hoping to snag post 12000, but I won't be here to see it. Most likely I'll still be sleeping.

[Caael]

I need that magazine. Flying tanks> Anything.

[Folcon]

A movie quote occured to me while reading another topic.

From Con Air-

"Define irony. We're on a plane, dancing to a song, writtin by a band, that died in a plane crash." The song Sweet Home Alabama is playing in the background.

Edit: I'm tempted to trip post just so I can claim post 12000. But I won't.

[Caael]

Because it matters so much to you, i'll let you have it.

[Folcon]

WOOOT!! Post 12000!!!

In celebration of this great acheavment on my part, makeovers for everone that wants one are on me. *must be 16 or older orhave parental permission to receave this gift.*

Now we just need to get to page 1000.