[Toasty]

Jelly Peanut Buttah Time?

[Split Infinity]

Jelly peanuts ARE jelly beans, foo!

[Toasty]

*pitty's the foo'*

[Split Infinity]

Unnecessary apostrophies.

[Toasty]

STFU

It's supposed to be writen like that!

[Folcon]

KMA

[Toasty]

FREAK OUT!

[Folcon]

NO!

[Split Infinity]

Superfreak!

[Folcon]

Freakazoid!

[Split Infinity]

Zoidberg?

[Folcon]

Pittsburgh Penguins ftw.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=0TLA_f7S0cw

^ LOL

[R-dog]

A lady goes into a pet shop and asks for a guard dog. The owner says, "Sorry, we're out of guard dogs."
The lady says sadly, "This is the third pet shop I've been to and none have guard dogs. Where can I get a dog to protect my home?"
The owner says, "Actually, we do have one dog left. It's a Yorkshire Terrier, but it knows karate."

He brings out the dog and says, "Watch this." He turns and says to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog does a flying leap at it and pummels it with lightning-fast kicks and punches. Within seconds, the chair is nothing but splinters.

The lady is stunned. Then, she decides to try it. She says, "Karate that lamp!" Again, the lamp becomes nothing but smashed porcelain and glass. Then, the lady says, "I'll take it!"

She brings the dog home. Her husband looks at it and says, "You were supposed to bring home a guard dog! This dog won't scare anything!"

She says, "Yes, but this dog knows karate."

He rolls his eyes and says, "Karate, my ass!"

[Ironsight]

lol, i bet that hurt!

[Someone Else]

I just made the best RP character EVER. And my sig is full of win too!

[Mallick]

The quote in your sig is terrible.

[Someone Else]

YOU'RE terrible.

[Mallick]

At least I don't have to hack just to beat some silly non-nintendo game!

[Someone Else]

But you don't even own BioShock.

Press V to Hack!

[Mallick]

That's a quick assumption to make.

[Someone Else]

You've said all your consoles fried and that your computer is crap. Unless your computer isn't THAT crap and you turned the eye candy down. I don't know.

[Mallick]

lols I don't have it. If my computer could handle it I'd certainly buy it, though.

Right now the best thing my computer can ALMOST handle is Counter-strike: Source.

[Someone Else]

Um. Alright then. So how are you?

[Sea of Time]

This isn't the place for formality. Don't make me warn you.

[Someone Else]

Yessir! Sorry sir!

Crap. Too formal?

[Sea of Time]

*banned*

[Someone Else]

Only admin can b&.

But I'm prepared to eat my words.

[Mallick]

I know some chick that instead of saying banned says banded.

[Someone Else]

Does she have nice boobs?

[Nosferatu]

Yummy.

[Someone Else]

If she has a nice rack then let her off easy; girls with nice racks are allowed to be stupid.

[Toasty]

But they can't be ugly either. I could care less how nice her rack is if she's uglier than back end of a mule.

[Mallick]

Wind Dude, on Sep 23 2007, 10:08 PM, said:

If she has a nice rack then let her off easy; girls with nice racks are allowed to be stupid.

She's ugly, stupid as hell, and a *****.

She thought Argentina (South America) was a state in USA...

[Toasty]

***** slap that foo'!

[TheEnglishman]

Narf.

[Aquamarine]

no i'tz no

[Caael]

Okay people, there is a serious problem on our hands here. If you type google into google, you will break the internet.

Spoiler

Cookie to anybody who knows which show this comes from. Me111 will get it probably.

[Toasty]

I'm not british enough to know. *breaks the internet*

[Nosferatu]

I'm suprised that when you type Google into Google it doesn't say "The replacement for false gods."

Or just plain old "The best thing since ****ing sliced bread."

[Toasty]

Or maybe another april fools joke?

[Folcon]

Season 2 of Heros is about to start on NBC. Anyone going to watch it?

[Nosferatu]

Do they slowly get killed off? With a knife?

[Split Infinity]

Can you do a live stream of it to my hard drive?

[Sea of Time]

How much of a deal would it be if I closed TRT for a day?

[Split Infinity]

For one episode, nah.

[Folcon]

Nosferatu, on Sep 24 2007, 07:59 PM, said:

Do they slowly get killed off? With a knife?

I don't know.

Spam King, on Sep 24 2007, 08:05 PM, said:

Can you do a live stream of it to my hard drive?

No. Wach it yourself at 9:00 eastern US time.

[Split Infinity]

I DON'T WATCH U.S. TV! I ALREADY SAID THAT BEFORE!

[Nosferatu]

Most people like shows with points, escout.

In my case, shows where people get killed with "points".

[Folcon]

Well I've never actualy seen it, but I have heard many good things about it.

[Toasty]

I wonder what would happen if TRT was closed for a day? *flashback to when I joined*

[Nosferatu]

http://www.taintedink.com/Reiko%20Gallery/reiko156small.jpg

[Ironsight]

You'd tap that

[Toasty]

Kinky.

[Split Infinity]

Anorexic.

[Ironsight]

Natzi

[Folcon]

Protoss scum.

[Split Infinity]

That sounds disgusting.

[Ironsight]

Zerg Rat

[Folcon]

Zerg rat! I'll have you know i am a Terran dog and damn proud of it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go fuel my Wraith and take to the skies.

[Ironsight]

Well fine, ill just wait for you to take off, then blast you out of the sky with my Battalion of immortals

[Ironsight]

For some reason, im smelling In-N-Out Fries right now. Maybe its because im hungry...

[Ironsight]

Im Board D:l

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 24 2007, 09:31 PM, said:

Spoiler

Cookie to anybody who knows which show this comes from. Me111 will get it probably.

Nope.

[Ironsight]

...

[Folcon]

If your bored, swing a sowrd around like this guy.

http://www.rpgamer.com/games/tales/toskor/art/toskor1.jpg

[Ironsight]

*sigh* Cant see it escout

[Folcon]

I'll try linking it then.

http://www.rpgamer.c...art/toskor1.jpg

never mind

[Folcon]

Strange, I was able to see it earlier.

[Ironsight]

ah well
.....
new sig

[Split Infinity]

What a coincidence...I received a hotlinking error from that same website earlier today.

[Caael]

Me111, on Sep 25 2007, 07:32 AM, said:

Nope.

Puh, The IT crowd.

Idiot!

' Alright, the guests will be here in a minute, so keep the conversation normal, dont talk about memory or RAM'

' Hahahah! Fool! Memory IS ram! Hahahah!'

[TheEnglishman]

If it's remotely popular, I probably don't watch it.

[Caael]

Get out of my country.

SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.

And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.

' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'

This forum pisses me off. Big time.

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 07:09 PM, said:

Get out of my country.

SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.

And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.

' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'

This forum pisses me off. Big time.

Jeez are you sure you're not overreacting? Get angry over something worthwhile, not someone closing a topic on an internet forum.

[Sea of Time]

Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 12:09 PM, said:

Get out of my country.

SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.

And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.

' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'

This forum pisses me off. Big time.

Liberals Topic - I shouldn't have to answer to you, but I closed this on a report. If the creator of the topic wants that topic closed, it gets closed. That's not my call. Why not open up a new topic in the Current Issues forum, and actually get post count out of it!

What? Topic - The post could have been made elsewhere. Simple as that.

[Caael]

Sea of Time, on Sep 25 2007, 07:37 PM, said:

Liberals Topic - I shouldn't have to answer to you, but I closed this on a report. If the creator of the topic wants that topic closed, it gets closed. That's not my call. Why not open up a new topic in the Current Issues forum, and actually get post count out of it! Why not move it, and also get post count! Yay, bars under my name!

What? Topic - The post could have been made elsewhere. Simple as that. Like where?

[Sea of Time]

It was a topic about t-shirts. Settle the **** down.

And I gave a link when I closed the what topic, try looking before you criticize.

[TheEnglishman]

Arguements over trivial issues are pointless. Why not argue about important things, like...
http://www.health.state.ok.us/program/cds/group%20of%20hats.gif
HATS!

[Folcon]

I hate hats. They give me hat hair.

[TheEnglishman]

I had my hair cut recently. I'm not one of those people who grow their hair long.

[Wiflewood]

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

EDIT: My hairs mint. Its long but shaved underneath.

[Caael]

They're taking the hobbits to isengard!

STUPID FAT HOBBITS

[TheEnglishman]

Oh no, it's Lord of the Rings! *runs*

[Caael]

* shoots down*

[Toasty]

Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 11:09 AM, said:

Get out of my country.

SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.

And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.

' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'

This forum pisses me off. Big time.

I requested that the conservative T-Shirt topic I opened be closed, because it wasn't un-serious enough. So he did it.

[Caael]

...way to make a fool of yourself, Caael...

Sorry guys, I wasn't in the best of moods then, and that just sparked my rant.

Sorry.

[TheEnglishman]

That's okay! Let's all be chums!
(Psst! Let's all throw things at Caael when he isn't looking!)

[Toasty]

*TOMATO*

[gsninja]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate Tidus more. Looks like Isaac won't be advancing past the first round of the GameFAQs character battle. D=

[Ironsight]

*BURRITO!*

[R-dog]

Srsly everyone, go to Game FAQ's and vote for Isaac.
Though it probably won't help him :P

[Toasty]

I did. Poor Issac. He saves the world and get's this as his thanks? Shame.

[Split Infinity]

I voted for Pikachu because he was awesome since Yellow version.

[Ironsight]

*stares at Split*

[Someone Else]

:P

[Split Infinity]

You're not thinking of some obscure sexual implication, are you?

[Someone Else]

No, I was :P at you.

[Ironsight]

of course not Split. Its not like we expected that from you :P

[Split Infinity]

PIKACHU WAS THE ORIGINAL SUPERMASCOT!

[Someone Else]

What I'm wondering is why no one voted Stephen Colbert for Brawl. His smash moves could be truthiness and Up B could be an attack involving a Bald Eagle.

[Ironsight]

um, perhaps you sould be more specific. "involving a Bald Eagle" is pretty easy to warp

[Toasty]

I think it's about time we flood Smash Boards with the sig thingies.

[Split Infinity]

Be my guest.

*coughcoughmakesureyouuseminetoocoughcough*

[Someone Else]

DarkSword, on Sep 25 2007, 04:39 PM, said:

um, perhaps you sould be more specific. "involving a Bald Eagle" is pretty easy to warp

I meant something similiar to him calling or "summoning" a Bald Eagle but whatever floats your boat.

[Toasty]

Anyone want to join in with spamming SB?

[Split Infinity]

How? What are we doing?

[Ironsight]

Whats the site address, i wanna see this!

[Split Infinity]

http://www.smashboards.com/

That's PROBABLY it.

[FlamingDuck]

This is a really awesome article.

[Split Infinity]

That article speaks more truth than anything I've seen in a long time.

I rated it 5.

[Ironsight]

Mr.T, on Sep 25 2007, 04:40 PM, said:

I think it's about time we flood Smash Boards with the sig thingies.

Wich topic is this goining in, i noticed they have alot

[Nosferatu]

... There are no words to describe my love for Halo 3.

[Folcon]

Damn I just had a good dinner of Fettuccini Alfredo. Now I'm going to top it of with a Screwdriver on the rocks.

[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Sep 25 2007, 05:41 PM, said:

Wich topic is this goining in, i noticed they have alot

If anyone decides to join, we'd all make new topics and put one thingy in each.
Plus, to make it harder for them to undo it, we can post some in other topics. The more people involved, the harder it'll be for them to clean up. But they're all n00bs who play SSBM WAY too much.

[Folcon]

I've been considering lately on getting a 360 because there are several bew games coming out for it that look promising, The question I wonder is, should I spend the $400+ on it for five or six games or not.

[Ironsight]

I think im going to make a list of how many members are on here

[Ironsight]

Yeah...
....

[Ironsight]

Yeha, i think ill do that after i get out of the hottub

[Split Infinity]

WHAT!?

[Ironsight]

What? I have a Hottub?

[Folcon]

And I have a six-speed Jacuzzi, so what.

[Sea of Time]

And I have a bathtub, with two taps. So what.

[Folcon]

Well I have a Slip 'N' Slide, so there. :P

[Sea of Time]

Pfffft whatever. My bathtub has a shower built in.

[Folcon]

And so does mine.

Can we talk about something else now. Like, um...pizza! My favorite pizza topping is Pepperoni. What's yours?


(Wait, did I make a poll on this at sime point?)

[Sea of Time]

I like canadian bacon.

[Ironsight]

I like Tailor Ham. NOTHING compares to it. unfortunatly, i live in California, so we have to get it imported from New Jersey :P

[TheEnglishman]

I can't be bothered to get up.

[Split Infinity]

Because you're not horny?

[Ironsight]

l:D
DS is pleased

EDIT: Meh, Split you changed it before i could get you addmmition to my awsomeness in qoute form! D:l

[Split Infinity]

Yahar.

[Ironsight]

D:<

[Split Infinity]

Sorry, you edited too fast as well. :P

[Caael]

Mr.T, on Sep 26 2007, 03:10 AM, said:

If anyone decides to join, we'd all make new topics and put one thingy in each.
Plus, to make it harder for them to undo it, we can post some in other topics. The more people involved, the harder it'll be for them to clean up. But they're all n00bs who play SSBM WAY too much.

I'm already a member there, and i've already got 4 infractions. I'm not going to get banned just for putting sig thigns everywhere.

[Ironsight]

Then we have a draw

[Split Infinity]

A draw?

[Ironsight]

niether of us could prove each other's posting errors before they fixed them, so its a draw

[Split Infinity]

Lawl, if you wanted to quote my post just use this:

- - -

You have a hot tub? That makes you awesome for a day.

[Ironsight]

Spam King, on Sep 25 2007, 11:36 PM, said:

You have a hot tub? That makes you awesome for a day.

There we go l:D

[Split Infinity]

kk

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/southpark.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

Rawr.

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/0053.jpg

[Someone Else]

FlamingDuck, on Sep 25 2007, 05:03 PM, said:

This is a really awesome article.

Dude, put that into Off-Topic so everyone sees it. That's amazing.

[Sea of Time]

I POST N SPAM!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

[Someone Else]

NO YOU DON'T

[Sea of Time]

WHAAAT THE ****!

[Someone Else]

I wish my normal computer worked. This laptop is kinda cool, it has Vista. But they won't let me put games on here!

[Sea of Time]

I heart my laptop.

[Someone Else]

Frikkin' epic on biblical proportions!

[Split Infinity]

SoT, I can't believe you just locked a topic on account of your spamming it.

[Someone Else]

Nah, that topic had it coming, and I probably would've done the same if I were him. To be honest I was pushing SOT to see how long it would take before my (and his) actions would lead to the closing of the topic. :P

[Split Infinity]

Still, I think he's being just a little too gratituous with that Lock button. He's closed four already, and I doubt the other Moderators would have done the same.

[Someone Else]

Well, the topic about the T-Shirts with the conservative humor was asked to be locked by Toasty, so that doesn't really count.

[Split Infinity]

Three then. All in the space of about two days.

[My Best Wishes]

I'm thinking a revolution. Mod's are first to die :P

[Split Infinity]

And you put that apostrophe there...why?

[My Best Wishes]

I've never been very good with those, ever since Primary school.

[Split Infinity]

1. It is used to indicate ownership. If the owner is singular, it comes before the S, and if plural, it comes after the S.

2. It is used to indicate an abbreviation. It's and its have different meanings. It's is an abbreviation of 'it is', while its is an indicator of ownership.

3. It is used to mark quotes or phrases, as seen above.

This is extremely easy to grasp.

[Ironsight]

So, uh, you get new members coming in and leaving often huh? (is cautious to approach Split when he is in Natzi mode)

[Split Infinity]

What?

[Ironsight]

You know, a new guy comes in with the intro post, posts a bit more, then leaves never to be seen again.
That happens alot right?

[Split Infinity]

You've been here for half a year, shouldn't you know the answer anyway?

[Ironsight]

well, yeah...Im just bored

[Split Infinity]

I'm not...

[Ironsight]

Lucky....

[Ironsight]

Damn, i wanted to make a "Imitate another Member topic", but I had a feeling somebody already made one, so I check, and what do you know: WD already made one!

[Split Infinity]

If you're bored, watch this.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=YoWdqR_CIoE

[TheEnglishman]

No.

[Split Infinity]

I assume that's supposed to make you look cool.

[TheEnglishman]

No it's because I've got to get up and go to school.

[Split Infinity]

Then why didn't you say so? :P

[Aquamarine]

k lol

[Split Infinity]

LOL. I was just cleaning out my PM inbox and I happened to come across this old message. Wind Seer was asking me a question about the administration of his forum, but I felt like taking advantage of a grammar error.

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

WS - Hmmm....where is the option located in the Admin CP?

Split - Usually it's in the general configuration menu.

WS - And how is the option called?

Split - The option is called by dialling 911. When somebody answers, tell them your name is Jihad and that today's code is 'taco'.

[Folcon]

Your cruel Split, very cruel.

[I'm Always BROKE]

666

Just saying...

[Split Infinity]

And it just happens to coincide with escout's post. Perhaps I really am evil.

*menacing laugh*

[TheEnglishman]

Spam King, on Sep 27 2007, 07:42 AM, said:

Then why didn't you say so? :P

I felt no reason to at the time. :mellow:

[Aquamarine]

DarkSword, on Sep 27 2007, 07:32 AM, said:

Damn, i wanted to make a "Imitate another Member topic", but I had a feeling somebody already made one, so I check, and what do you know: WD already made one!

That topic sounds fun, revive it!

[Caael]

:P

Devil page

[Aquamarine]

Bwahahahaha!!

... and stuff.

[TheEnglishman]

Bah. I'm feeling grumpy tonight.
Whoops.

[Caael]

I am going to LOL if the game doesn't sell.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm willing to bet it's broken some sort of selling record.

[Folcon]

Probably.

Rereading my intro topic, man I have improved since I first showed up.

[TheEnglishman]

Everybody does.

[Folcon]

Yes, but I was terrible with my spelling and stuff. And yes, I know it ain't perfect yet.

[Someone Else]

GUYS, GUYS!!! ARMAGEDDON IS COMING!!! QUICK, TAKE REFUGE IN PAGE 667

[Sea of Time]

*sigh* Safe

OH NO I'M NOT!

[Someone Else]

IT WOULDN'T BE PAGE 666 WITHOUT SOME

http://lifeinthemiddle.typepad.co.uk/life_in_the_middle/images/devil.jpg

...........

*facepalm*

[R-dog]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/09/sign03.jpg

[Someone Else]

That's epic on biblical proportions.

[Ironsight]

escout, on Sep 27 2007, 02:41 PM, said:

Probably.

Rereading my intro topic, man I have improved since I first showed up.

I never made an intro topic :P

OMG! Its pg666! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

[Folcon]

Acctualy, its page 667. At least on my browser.

[Ironsight]

oh...well then, Im stupid :P

[Folcon]

...

[Ironsight]

I NEVER MADE AN INTRO TOPIC l:P
Im going to revive that other topic now
....yeah

[Split Infinity]

QUARTET OF 9! WHO WILL GET THE TEN THOUSANDTH POST!?

[Someone Else]

OH SHI---

I WON! I'd like to thank the academy for absolutely nothing!!