[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Jan 22 2008, 08:27 PM, said:

*Presses the URB*

Awww COME ON. *runs back to the porta-potty* *craps out the universe AGAIN*

[Ironsight]

I think it's safe to say that Toasty is God then. Creating the Universe and all.

[Toasty]

The Universe cam out my ass. I think it's safe to say that the Universe is made of ****.

[Ironsight]

Stupid piece of **** universe...
*presses the URB a bunch of times*

[Folcon]

*pulls a bucket of fried chicken out of Hyper Cube*

Anyone hungery?

(next person to post after me gets slapped with a drumstic)

[Toasty]

WOO HOO! Escout's got chicke- *drumstick*

[Ironsight]

DarkSword, on Jan 22 2008, 08:52 PM, said:

*presses the URB a bunch of times*

[Toasty]

*diahrea*

[Ironsight]

Here, you'll need this.
*Hands Toasty a bottle of Pepto*

[Folcon]

*throws a chicken bone at DS*

you know, if you keep pressing that button, its going to break.

[Toasty]

Yeah, but all of you are covered in my universal crap. So does it matter?

[Folcon]

*pulls hose out of Hyper Cube, sprays universal crap off, puts hose back and pulls out changeing room and change of clothes, changes into dry clothes, puts changing room back and throws the soggy clothing at toasty*

[Toasty]

And now your still sinking into universal crap. You're standing on a pile of crap of galactic proportions for christ's sake!

[Folcon]

oh, right.

*takes a floating disk out of Hyper Cube and stands on it, floating a good ten feet above everything. changes into clean shoes*

[Toasty]

Ahh, but the crap extends for infinity in all directions! It is impossible for you to escape! MWAHAHAHA!!

[Folcon]

very well.

*takes a massive toilet out of Hyper cube and flushes it, sucking all the universal crap into it and sending it into a parallel dimension where they like crap*

[Ironsight]

Escout, the Universe is a product of Toaty's bowel movements (and my button), just accept it. What do you think Dark MAtter is?

[Folcon]

*creats a black hole thats sucks everything into it but me*

[Ironsight]

*URB*

[Folcon]

at least there's no more universal crap

*triggers the big bang, bringing the universe back into a sembalance of what it once was, lots of flaming gas and energy*

[Ironsight]

Kryste on a bike escout, this is one hellish dimension here!
*throws escout into a nebula as it turns into a star*

[Folcon]

*takes out sunscreen with an spf of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000.*

ultra protecton, just like double gloving

[Ironsight]

*Waits for escout's suncreen to wear off*

[Folcon]

*takes a Sun Star class ship from Hyper Cube and gets in, flying away*

Wow, look at this nice tan.

*arm falls off*

damn radiation

*gets in regen tank for a brief nap*

good thing this baby can survive a supernoa

[Ironsight]

ZOMG ANTI-MATTER CANNON!
*Fires anti-matter cannon at escout's ship*

[Folcon]

*ship engages counter meassures*

Anitmatter stram detected, engaging protomatter cannon

*ship fire proto matter cannon*

*the two attacks cancel eachother out*


*wakes up from regen fully heald and restored, and refreshed*

Whats's going on?

[Ironsight]

D:
*uses 1337 powers gained from the TRT*
*watches escout asplode*

[Folcon]

you forget, I have 1337 powers too.

*pulls self back together*

now to kick some ass

*turns Ds into a donky and starts beating him with a stick*

[Ironsight]

escout, on Jan 22 2008, 09:59 PM, said:

you forget, I have 1337 powers too.

*pulls self back together*

not to kick some ass

*turns Ds into a donky and starts beating him with a stick*

Quoted with 1337
*Feels normal*

[Folcon]

my misstake

*edit's previous post to corect typo*

[Ironsight]

*Blast escout with a fistful of 1337*

[Toasty]

escout, on Jan 22 2008, 09:27 PM, said:

very well.

*takes a massive toilet out of Hyper cube and flushes it, sucking all the universal crap into it and sending it into a parallel dimension where they like crap*

Ahh, but since there is an infinite amount of crap, you can NEVER get rid of it!

....there's still some in your ear btw. Just thought you'd wanna know.

[Ironsight]

*Blast Toasty with two fistfulls of 1337*

[Drizzy Drake]

*1338's DS*

Pwnd!

[Folcon]

*takes a dementional gate out of Hyper Cube and goes through it, taking Hyper Cube with, and closing the gate from the other side*

*looks around at new universe*

Wow, this place is kinda nice. Very peaceful.

*takes nap*

[Toasty]

That's universal crap you're napping on escout! Can't you smell it's wonderful scent?

[Moonear]

*slingshots some universal crap in Toasty's general direction*

[Ironsight]

*slingshots some 1337 at ihk*

[Folcon]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 23 2008, 06:04 PM, said:

That's universal crap you're napping on escout! Can't you smell it's wonderful scent?

No its not, I'm in a different universe.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Does an uperdecker to DS*
That's where I **** in the top of your toilet, so next time you flush, little peices of **** filter through with the water.

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Jan 23 2008, 03:13 PM, said:

*slingshots some universal crap in Toasty's general direction*

That would be up. Since I'm sitting on the toilet that houses your universe.

*watches the universal crap fall back down and hit ihk in the eye*

[Moonear]

No, sorry Toasty, my toilet bowl houses your toilet bowl.

[Ironsight]

LAWL PARALLEL UNIVERSE

[Folcon]

and that's where i am, hiding in a parallel universe.

[Toasty]

Which is also filled with crap. :)

[Folcon]

this whole the universe is nothing but crap thing is getting boring.

*use god powes to turn all the**** into stars, planets, commets and other stuff*

much better.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Plays Kelly Clarkson*


MOOOOSHHH PIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT.

*Knocks Escout out in the Mosh Pit*

[Sea of Time]

Why in god's name is this topic still alive?

[Eugine]

It's actually funny... to an extent.

[Folcon]

*head stomps eugine*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Curbstomps Escout*

You jsut got American-History-X'd.

[Eugine]

*slaps skidz with a large textbook*

[Folcon]

*goes Wolverine on Eugine, sending pieces of him flying everywhere*

Yea for adamantium claws!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Goes Magneto on Escout, making him stick to the wall*

Yea for the ability to controle people with adamantium claws.

[Folcon]

*takes claws off and drops to floor*

Good thing I only had a set of claws strpped to my wrists.

*pokes skid in eye*

[Drizzy Drake]

Hmm, well then.

*Concentrates hard, and manupulates Escout's metal...Um...thing...ANd sticks it to the wlal, maknig him hang upside down. Then plants a bomb in the room, set to go off in*

THREEEEE

TWOOOO

ONEEE


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


You dead.

[Folcon]

I have now other metal on, or in, my person. So it don't really work.

*makes it out of room in time*

*shoots skid with rubber bullets from a plastic gun*

[Drizzy Drake]

Wow....That totally..........Didn't hurt.

*Shoots Escout with a real gun with metal bullets.*

[Folcon]

*uses lightning quick reflexes to dodge*

*shoots skid with pepper balls*

think paintballs with with pepper spray

[Drizzy Drake]

*Sticks Escout with a plasma grenade*

Pwnd.

[Folcon]

*grabs skid and hugs him before the gernade goes off*

now your fu-

Boom!

[Ironsight]

*Smashes escout's face in with a 2x4 with a rusty nail in it*

[Toasty]

escout, on Jan 24 2008, 06:53 PM, said:

*grabs skid and hugs him before the gernade goes off*

now your fu-

Boom!

Someone's ***. :(

*throws DS's brain at escout*

[Ironsight]

So thats were I left it!
*tackles escout*

[Toasty]

*DS's brain goes mutant and eats escout and DS*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!......OH SHI-

[Ironsight]

Consumed by my own thoughts, can somebody say irony?
*Lures Micheal Jackson into Toasty's bedroom, where he gets raped*

[Toasty]

Who does Micheal Jackson get raped by? :(

[Ironsight]

you

[Toasty]

Well I don't rememebr rapeing anyone, and the doc says that my blood is clean.

....you sure that it wasn't YOU in the bed with MJ?

[Folcon]

*hits Toasty in head with soda can*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Nukes the world*

Now YOU are fu-

BOOM

[Folcon]

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/PaulsScaryOwl.jpg

[Drizzy Drake]

OMG


NOOOO

*Runs away*

[Folcon]

That's right, respect my Authority

[Caael]

No. I'm going to headbutt a kitten.

[Moonear]

*headbutts Caael*
On a side note, does anyone ever shorten your name to KL?

[Sea of Time]

That would be incredibly lame, btw.

*steals the nukes from USSR*

[Caael]

No they haven't, but I used it in an arguement against Me111 and saying how his name couldn't be shortened.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Headbutts everybody*


WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Folcon]

*throws an empty beer bottle at skid's head*

[Moonear]

escout, on Jan 25 2008, 09:55 PM, said:

*throws an empty beer bottle at skid's head*

http://files.myopera.com/Teh%20H4mst0R/albums/305405/fun36hu0.gif



*transforms into quicksand and pulls escout into the ground*

[Folcon]

*is teleported aboard private spaceship*

[Toasty]

*rear ends escout's spaceship* THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO STOP FOR NO REASON!

[Folcon]

*blasts toasty's ship with green lasers*

We are the Borg. You shall be assimilated. Your knowledge and lifeforms will be added to the collective. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg....

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=bOVEqPcG3SI
so i was a little off

[Toasty]

*boards escout's ship and tosses frag grenades into it's black matter reactor core*

*jumps off ship*

[Folcon]

Hah, my ship doesn't use black matter, it uses plutoium...shi-

Boom!

*remains of ship crash on some random planet*

ouch

[Toasty]

*pikmin eat escout's remains*

And you do know that black matter has like, 100 times the potential energy of plutonium, right? You should get a new ship that supports it. They're more eco friendly. <3

[Folcon]

*remains infest the pikemen and mutate them into new body parts that come together and form a new body. All the remaning pikemen make me their god and build me a spaceship tha runs of the exploding rocks. Flys home*

[Toasty]

And don't forget to stop by Discovery Honda! They're new spaceships are eco friendly!

[Folcon]

Sorry, I'm more of an Enterprise Ford man myself.

[Ironsight]

I own like, 5 Hummers.

[Toasty]

Just a little compensation.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Gabs Toasty and slams him into a volcano, then 200 years later, coems back and gets him, and cuts his head off*

:D

[Toasty]

200 years? Felt like a day to me. :D

[Drizzy Drake]

Well, becuase yo uwere like, melted and stuff, and ya, tiem had no meaning to you.

[Ironsight]

Bumped specially for Dipset.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Pulls out Lightsword*

YEAHHHH MUTHERFUUKA!!!

Lightsword alliance to the rescue.

[Ironsight]

*Pulls out Darksword*

!!!AKUUFREHTUM HHHHAEY

[Drizzy Drake]

:(

*Throws Rosie O'Donnell on DS*

You wont be getting up after that.

[Folcon]

*chock slams skid onto broken glass*

[Drizzy Drake]

Chock? CHOKE!!!

*Pedigree's Escout's face into tacks.*

[Folcon]

I send Major Payne after skid

[Drizzy Drake]

I send Bahamut Zero after Escout.

[Folcon]

now you pushed my hand.

Navi, skid there is your new partner

http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda05/Characters/OfficialArt/Navi.gif

Navi: Hey, listen!

Yes, now go to him.

*navi joins skid*

and never come back

[Drizzy Drake]

*Shoots Navi*

Now neither of us have to deal with her.

*Attacks Escout with Knights Of The Round, with lvl 99.*

[Toasty]

escout, on Mar 18 2008, 04:37 PM, said:

I send Major Payne after skid

._.;;

[Ironsight]

RAWR!!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Shoots Darksword*

Ya, that's right, btch.

[Ironsight]

*jumps in the air and kicks Skidz in the face*

[Drizzy Drake]

Chuck Norris, I choose, YOU!!!!!!

*Universe collapses*

Oh, shi-

[Toasty]

*runs on the wall and shoots a pistoll with my butt cheeks*

EAT MY HOT LEAD ****, BIZNITS!