[Blue]

Darn it, now how do we kill the giant bacteria?

[Split Infinity]

We will crush them with this hammer I have here. *starts hammering Blue*

[Saturos S.]

Stop! Hammer Time, deedee deedum..

[Sea of Time]

I should close this just because you gave me no credit whatsoever for making not only the first two topics, but for keeping them alive and thinking up all those rules.

[Ironsight]

:wacko: Nooo! This is what ive been waiting for ever since the last fight club closed
My living with Wesley has given me a whole lot of aggression that i need to vent

[Sea of Time]

I want credit at the very least. Of course I'm in, but I also demand a high position. A VERY high position.

[Folcon]

escout is in. Let's get ready to rumble!

[Mallick]

me

[Ironsight]

Sea of Time, on Sep 8 2007, 06:41 PM, said:

I want credit at the very least. Of course I'm in, but I also demand a high position. A VERY high position.

You can be the guy we have to assassinate for a mission You can be the team leader for a mission

[Folcon]

DarkSword, on Sep 8 2007, 10:27 PM, said:

You can be the guy we have to assassinate for a mission You can be the team leader for a mission

Wouldn't that be up to Caael as he is like the supreme dictator or something?

And when do we start?

[Ironsight]

*kicks Escout between the fork of the legs*
good question

[Folcon]

@Caael - will I be able to keep my postion of vice-dictator from the last fight club. I have the proof here.

proof


*pulls out baseball bat wraped in barbed wire and covered in salt, then looks menacingly at Darksword* Just say the word boss man so we can start.

[Ironsight]

*pulls out a shotgun and loads it with BuckShot, looking at Escout the whole time*
yeah, lets get to the fighting part of this club

wait, do we get names, like in the last fight club?

[Split Infinity]

escout, on Sep 9 2007, 02:31 PM, said:

*pulls out baseball bat wraped in barbed wire and covered in salt, then looks menacingly at Darksword* Just say the word boss man so we can start.

Hah! Mine has black pepper!

:wacko:

I'm in.

[Ironsight]

*Kicks Split betwen the fork of the legs*
Welcome, Spam Queen!
Like you never saw that coming

[Split Infinity]

The Spam King is oblivious to your pathetic reversal of genders.

[Ironsight]

Yeah, Until you got a real one done

[Split Infinity]

The Spam King has detected two Spelling and/or Grammar errors in the previous post.

[Ironsight]

SpamKing is a Grammar Natzi

[Split Infinity]

The Spam King fails to find a definition of Grammar Natzi.

Spelling and/or Grammar error detected.

[Ironsight]

*Shoots the Spam King's Fictional crown off, then shoots his big head*
Forget Caael, we do this NOW

[Split Infinity]

The Spam King cannot be killed, for He is everywhere.

[Ironsight]

I dont have to kill you, you know
*Force feeds Split some barbed wire*
I wanna see VT in here, seriously, it would be funny

[Caael]

Hey DS, want to earn some money?

It's in the bottom of this jar of vinegar and barbed wire.

[Ironsight]

Gee, thanks Caael!
*Brakes jar over Caael's head and takes money*
Thanks alot

[Caael]

Hah! It was monopoly money! I mean ARRRRRRRRRRGHH! THE PAIN! ARGH!

Right, we good to go?

[Ironsight]

Can we make names for our selves, like in the last Fight club?

*Gives Caael papercuts at the ends of his mouth*

[Aquamarine]

Yeah... I'm not joining.

[Caael]

* encases DS in an iron maiden and dunks it in the sea*

[Folcon]

*shoots Caael and DS with frozen paintballs*

[Caael]

* teleportz*

[Ironsight]

*Darksword eats, shoots, and leaves*

[Caael]

Who needs a breathalyser when you can just use a lighter. If they breathe fire, haul dem asses in.


* pours rum down DS' throat and throws a lite match down*

[Folcon]

*beats Caael with a bat, then stuffs him in a sack and ties rocks to it. Then throws it off the side of a ship at sea.*

[Ironsight]

*breaths fire all over escout*

[Someone Else]

*eats cookies and contemplates the meaning of life*

[Caael]

42. * beats WD over the head with the cookie* You're not supposed to be in here!

[Someone Else]

*the cookie brings him to his senses*

I've got it! Perhaps there is no meaning of life, as we are here by accident. Or maybe we're here to achieve greater things until we are in a state of perfection where nothing can be done to improve or nothing can be done to hurt it. Or perhaps we are here to worship a God that may have been created by man 5000 years ago? Oh, bother.

*flamethrowerzzz everyone*

[Folcon]

*rips the fender off the car in Toasty's sig and beats WD with it*

[Toasty]

THAT'S MINE YOU ********!! *round house kicks escout through a concrete wall* *shoves fist down escout's throat and tears out his lungs*

GRAAAAHHH!!!!

[Folcon]

gsninja, on Sep 9 2007, 10:29 PM, said:

So, I herd u liek fruit?

Gaaah!! *Pulls out shotgun and blows gsninja's face off*

@ Toasty - hey, give those back, I need them to breath. *falls to ground gasping as a new set grows in thier place. Gets up and shoots Toasty in the face.*

[Ironsight]

*Picks up Toasty's limp body and chucks it at escout, nocking him into a vat of acid*
So, i herd u liek da sizzle?

[Toasty]

*mutates*

*burnzorz j00*

[Ironsight]

good thing im wearing my flame-retardent/retard-retrardent underwear!

*hijacks toasty's car and runs 'im over with it*

[Folcon]

*uses weird powers to teleport self and last two posters to a junkyard. Sicks a trained attack retard in Toasty, "Hey Josh, that guys balls are made of chocolate." "I like chocolate." Then shoots out the tires to Toasty's car while DS is still in it and uses that bug magnet thing to pick up the car and drop it in the car smasher. The car and DS are smashed into a little cube*

[Sea of Time]

After making some slight changes to the parent post, I will partake in this club of yours. I will take my throne seat now. The old rules apply. And if you don't remember the old rules, you're a lazy ****. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

[Toasty]

*chases after SoT*

[Ironsight]

*comes back as a ghost and takes conrtoll of escout*
now watch as I cut escout's wrists, and take photos of them, then post them on the internet!
*does that*

[Caael]

* pours salt in escout's wrists*

[Split Infinity]

*puts up a sign saying IF U POST U R GHEY LOLOLOL1L1OL!o!l!o!!*

[Ironsight]

*makes escout post, then breaks the sign over Splits head*

[Folcon]

*straps a psi emitor to DS's back and turns it on*

Glory to the Swarm!

*thousands of Zerg decend and rip DS to peices*

Opps. Uh, anyone know how to get rid of a bunch of zerg?

[Ironsight]

*gets infected with the Zerg mutagen and comes back to life*

alright, ive been killed, burned, drowned, killed again, and now mutated! ITS ON ESCOUT!!!

*uses phycic powers to gain controll of the zerglings, then directs them to tear escout apart*

[Folcon]

Let's burn!

*Raises left hand and activatesthe Rune of Punishment. A searing light flares out, turning all the zerg in a one mile radius into ash. Then turns to DS*

Now that, is turning up the heat.

[Ironsight]

Dammit, why do we both have to be pyro maniacs?!
and why cant i think of any Starcraft qoutes?!
*raises both hands and summons both Toasty and Split onto the feild, who then continue to get into a destructive ego battle that ultimatley destroys the universe!!*
yeah, i read some of the older posts :blink:

[Folcon]

You want to summon people, then its on.

*summons Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beats the stuffing out of DS*

:blink:

[Ironsight]

*Summons Escout from last year, who forms a protective wall of badly misspelled words*
*summons Jackie Chan, who murders Chuck Norris*

[Folcon]

*pokes DS in the eyes, Roddey Piper Style*

[Blue]

*Summons Bruce Lee to kick everyones asses*
Nuff said.

[Folcon]

*sicks a sword swinging yoshi on everyone.*

[Ironsight]

*opens up the hood of Toasty's car, then stick two battery clamp thingies onto escout, whe gets electicuted*

[Mallick]

*Owns DarkSword.*

[Folcon]

*Rips DS's head off and uses it for a basketball*

[Ironsight]

*Bites escouts finger off*

[Folcon]

*sews Ds's mouth shut, then punts his head for a field goal*

[Ironsight]

Mmmmp!
*puts head back on body, then pulls out an MP5*
*Shoots escout*

[Folcon]

*holds up PS3 and defelects the bullets back at DS*

[Split Infinity]

Hah, escout just erased all the body armour from his FPS save files.

[Folcon]

Spam King, on Sep 12 2007, 05:41 PM, said:

Hah, escout just erased all the body armour from his FPS save files.

No big deal, I have no FPS files.

*jams red-hot poker down Splits eye socket.*

[Ironsight]

*pulls out poker, with Splits eye still on it, and jams it into escout's eye socket*

[Folcon]

*uses a po-go stick on DS's head*

[Ironsight]

please, lets not get to abusing eachother with pole-like objects, or well have Aqua in here trying to seduce us in no time

*Gets a jackhammer and uses it on escouts head*

[Folcon]

*sneaks into DS's bathroom and flushes a lit cherry bomb*

[Blue]

*Drinks out of a bottle of Rum* Gotta get a little liquored up for this thread...
*smashes bottle over escouts head* There you go.

[Folcon]

The rum, Why the rum?

*feeds Blue to a cannibalistic yoshi*

[Blue]

Not cool... *opens up a packet of Pepper, getting sneezed out* Eww...
*Nails escout with a Bomb-omb*

[Ironsight]

*mind controlls one of Blue's Yoshi and attacks him with it*

[Folcon]

*Home Run Bat's Blue's ass*

[Ironsight]

*forces escout to Pole-Play for the rest of his life*

[Blue]

Hey hey, why am I getting double teamed here? *Summons Ginormous Yoshi to ground pound DS and escout*

[Ironsight]

escout, im going to totaly ignore copyright laws and summon Toasty's Popcorn Dragon, give me your blood as a tribute!

*takes ecout's blood and summons Popcorn Dragon to do mortal combat with bigyoshi*
Its the war of the Dragons!

wait, Yoshi are dragons...arent they?

[Blue]

No one really knows. I'm going to keep going with Dinosaur until Nintendo flat out says his one or the other. *pulls out bag of popcorn and watches fight.*
Wait, I'm suppose to hurt some one right? *Gives DS a dead leg*

[Ironsight]

*gives dead body to Blue*
found it in my trunk, i swear its not a Hooker!

[Blue]

(XD Oh god)
*throws it on top of escout* He'll enjoy it more.
(Can't help but laugh at that. XD)

[Folcon]

*dumps the corpse on Vakkmirr*

I think the dead man will like it better.

[Ironsight]

D:
oh man escout, when you go to RP charectars, theres no turning back
*Throws the body on Folcon*
There, now eagle boy can be ghey, and necro

[Split Infinity]

Hey everybody!

*opens a fart bomb*

[Folcon]

DarkSword, on Sep 13 2007, 01:42 AM, said:

*gives dead body to Blue*
found it in my trunk, i swear its not a Hooker!

DarkSword, on Sep 13 2007, 01:59 AM, said:

D:
oh man escout, when you go to RP charectars, theres no turning back
*Throws the body on Folcon*
There, now eagle boy can be ghey, and necro

That implies your dead hooker was a dude, what's that say about you?

*dumps corpse into volcano. Folcon leaves to take a shower*

*throws DS into volcano as a sacrifce to the island god. The god doesn't like the offering and spits DS into space*

[Caael]

* gets a horde of Waluigi's to rape Escout*

[Ironsight]

I was inplying that he was ghey before, and is now a necropheliac

*jumps on metior and rides it down to Earth, landing it on Escout's face*

[Blue]

*throws a Magic card at DS, at 90 mph*

[Ironsight]

*picks up a baseball bat and smacks it back towards Blue's face at 180mph*

[Blue]

*Ducks* That was close. *Hits popcorn dragon* Ha, that was funny.

[Folcon]

*shakes groove thing then slaps a cream pie in Blue's face*

[Blue]

escout, wheres my money? You've been late four times I've been counting!
How many slaps must it take before you act right?
*slap*
One slap!
*slap*
Two slaps! Two slaps! Ah ah ah ah ah.

[Folcon]

*builds a cream pie cannon and fires five hindred cream pies at Blue*

You aint getting no money.

*fires five hundred more pies*

[Blue]

*Sends escout 3 messages to post in the RP*
xP

[Folcon]

*sends a spam bomb to Blue*

[Ironsight]

*overloads escout's personal messenger with messages simalar to Blue's, then sends a horde of zombies after him to feed on his flesh*

[Folcon]

*commits Seppuku to regain honor and restore message folder to normalcy. As zombies only like living flesh, they ignore escout and turn on DS*

*escout is resurrected moments after the zombies leave*

[Ironsight]

*uses Super-Special-Awsome attack on the zombies*
*shenks escout with a rusty spoon*

[Folcon]

So be it

*pulls out katana and slashes DS to ribbons, just like what happens to the guy about 40 seconds into this clip* WARNING, it is very violent.

Edit: This clip has a lot of lag, so be patient

[Ironsight]

*the ribbons tie themselves around escouts neck, slowly suffocating him*

[Caael]

* beats everybody to death with a chocolate bar.*

[Ironsight]

*beats Caael with an Inanimate-Carbon-Rod*

[Caael]

* gets Ridley to eat Darksword*

Game over. Once you've been eaten by Ridley, you cant come back to life ever again.

[Aquamarine]

Pfft, please...

[Caael]

That's why Ridley ate dark samus, and she's not coming back.

[Ironsight]

*Dark Samus and DS use their god-like powers to escape Ridley's stomach*
Woah, wait, wich DS are we talking about?
*DS nails Caael's feet to the floor so DS fries Caael with zero laser*

[Folcon]

*pokes DS with pooh on a stick*

[Split Infinity]

*puts on a hard hat*

I'm Tigger!

[Folcon]

*kicks Split in the kneecaps*

[Split Infinity]

*whacks escout's head 180 degrees with a crowbar*

[Folcon]

*dumps Split in a gaint litter box that hasn't been cleaned in a decade, then, runs from room*

[Split Infinity]

*finds a Stinger in the litter box and fires at escout*

[Folcon]

*hides behind DS*

[Split Infinity]

*blows up the DS*

Oh, sorry about that Caael...

[Folcon]

*fires a thousand bottle rockets at Split*

[Split Infinity]

*uses 10000 Needles on escout*

[Folcon]

*uses Shadow Cone Jutsu, to make 10000 clones to take the attack. Responds with 10000 Shadow Clone mooning salute*

[Split Infinity]

*uses 99999 Needles on escout*

[Folcon]

*runs away screaming. Runs into Master Chief and tells problem to him. Master Chief blasts Split with a Brute Shot*

[Split Infinity]

*Master Chief gets sliced to pieces*

You got Marine Armor!

+2% Defence? Crap...

[Ironsight]

*Master Cheif comes back to life and cuts Split in half with a plasma sword*

[Folcon]

*rouge Zealot cuts down DS. His corpse is then trampled by a Reaver, then pissed on by a Dark Templar*

[Ironsight]

D:
*Terran firebat puts out Sigar on escout's **** *

[Mallick]

*Kicks escout in the teeth*

NINJA VANISH

*Disappears*

[Aquamarine]

*walks in*

Holly Dolly is so AWESOME. You guys should really try to find this song. Split, you download songs off the net. GET IT NOW!

*walks out*

[Folcon]

*fires DS from the Yamato Cannon into the side of a Protoss Carrier*

[Mallick]

lol. ownt.

[Ironsight]

*Traps Escout into a canyon were he is trampled to death by a heard of Ultralisk*

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine, on Sep 15 2007, 09:24 PM, said:

*walks in*

Holly Dolly is so AWESOME. You guys should really try to find this song. Split, you download songs off the net. GET IT NOW!

*walks out*

IT'D BETTER BE GOOD! *download*

[Folcon]

DarkSword, on Sep 15 2007, 03:18 PM, said:

*Traps Escout into a canyon were he is trampled to death by a heard of Ultralisk*

*is respawned as the Overmind's newest Cerabrate and rains wrath on DS*

[Split Infinity]

*throws flashbang powder into escout's eyes*

[Caael]

* cheese grates Split's face off*

[Split Infinity]

http://pandora.cii.w...e.aspx?image=32

[Folcon]

*sends hoard of Zerglings after Split*

*breaks free of overmind's control and flees to home planet where fire meets ice, deep in the heart of the galaxy. Is then purged of the zerg infestation and comes back to earth*

*gives DS a wet-willy*

[Split Infinity]

You wettened his willy?

[Folcon]

shut up and get your mind out of the gutter.

*shoots bottlerocket up Split's nose*

[Split Infinity]

That doesn't fit in there!

[Folcon]

Shut up, or I'll shove this Roman Candle where the sun don't shine and light it.
*holds up Roman Candle*

[Split Infinity]

You do know methane is flammable, right?

[Ironsight]

*takes Roman Candle from escout and

Spoiler

shoves it up Split's ***

and lights it*
lets see what happens!

[Split Infinity]

http://www.defensetech.org/archives/anfo.jpg

[Folcon]

That had to hurt.

(takes out marshmellows, gram crackers, and Hershy bars)

who wants smores?

[Split Infinity]

*writhes in agony*

[Ironsight]

*Watches*
Ill have some please

[Folcon]

*gives DS laced with arsenic*

[Blue]

*poors the arsenic down escouts throat*

[Split Infinity]

*pours escout's soupy remnants down Blue's throat*

[Blue]

*feeds Split to Happy Cat*

[Someone Else]

*insert action here*

[Ironsight]

Wind Dude, on Sep 15 2007, 11:12 PM, said:

*splodes alover escout*

[Split Infinity]

Original as always, eh DarkSword?

NAHT!

[Ironsight]

*cries*
*nocks out Splits teeth with a hammer, then force feeds them to him*
*sheer origionality kills DS*

[Split Infinity]

I want my own computer...

Sorry, that's all I can really think about right now.

[Folcon]

*gives Split a new computer, then, smashes it over Split's head*

[Caael]

* Puts Rikku doll with dynamite on the back at splits door. Rings bell and runs*

[Folcon]

Caael, on Sep 16 2007, 02:49 PM, said:

* Puts Rikku doll with dynamite on the back at splits door. Rings bell and runs*

???

*hog ties Split, then straps him to a bomb and drops it out of a plane on a bombing range*

[Aquamarine]

Spam King, on Sep 15 2007, 11:25 PM, said:

IT'D BETTER BE GOOD! *download*

*walks in*

So, did you download it?

*walks out*

[Blue]

*stabs Aqua*
... What? I'm too tired to think up stuff.

[Split Infinity]

escout, on Sep 17 2007, 05:23 AM, said:

???

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9900/rikkuwu2.png

Omg, don't you play Final Fantasy?

Aquamarine, on Sep 17 2007, 07:38 AM, said:

So, did you download it?

Yes.

[Folcon]

*throws Split into a blender and sets it to puree*

[Split Infinity]

MY FINGERS!

*removes the blender jug and jams the spinning blades into escout*

[Folcon]

*throws Split into a time portal that has conveniently opened, sending Split a thousand years into the past*

[Split Infinity]

*kills escout before he is born*

Hehehehe.

[Folcon]

You fool, you've created a time paradox that will result in the implostion of the universe.

*gets in super fast space ship and flys to the edge of the universe*

[Split Infinity]

You fool, that's the part that will collapse first!

*creates a parallel dimension and hides in it*

[Folcon]

*sideslips out if the universe and into another, the Gameverse*

Sweet!

[Split Infinity]

Universe fight!

*throws a black hole at escout*

[Folcon]

*throws a white hole, the exact opposite of a black hole, at the black hole. The two celestial bodies cancel eachother out.*

*unites all the characters of the game verse, both good and evil and wages war against Split. Hundreds of millions die.*

*realizes none of this is real and is just a show created by SoT for his amusment.*

*Kills SoT*

[Split Infinity]

I thought the opposite of a black hole was a white dwarf...

omg discrimination

[Blue]

Split is a racist! *throws Split into a crowd of anti-racists*

[Folcon]

*drop kicks Blue*

[Toasty]

Spam King, on Sep 16 2007, 08:13 PM, said:

I thought the opposite of a black hole was a white dwarf...

omg discrimination

WTF are you smokeing? White dwarfs are just mother freaking dense balls of **** only a few miles wide. Black holes have no opposite. But if there were, instead of intense gravity, there would be an intense lack of gravity. Which must mean that black holes are the opposite of space, since space has a complete lack of gravity. But if the opposite of space is no space, then black holes cannot be the opposite of space. Therefore, black holes have no opposites.

But if you want to cancel out a black hole, then you use another black hole. Their opposing gravity fields oppose eachother and disrupt eachother. Either that or they pull towards eachother, combine, and create a huge ass hole in the universe that not even Chuck Norris could ****.


SO ANYWAY.

*tears off escout's head, and hits his had with his decapitated body*
*rapes the decapitated body*

[Ironsight]

Mr.T, on Sep 16 2007, 10:42 PM, said:

*rapes the decapitated body*

:)
*Gets a Big Daddy to chase Mr.T across the universe*

[Aquamarine]

Spam King, on Sep 17 2007, 01:51 AM, said:

Yes.

And?

[Blue]

*Fires his LAZAH at Aqua*

[Caael]

* shoots radiator*

SHUT UP! Dammit!

[Folcon]

*strings Caael up by his toes with fishing line*

[Ironsight]

*cuts lines, allowing Caael to crack his skull on a big sharp rock*

[Blue]

*hits DS with a metal chair*
Yeah!

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine, on Sep 17 2007, 10:34 PM, said:

And?

And what? *innocent look*

[Blue]

*has Garfield come do to Split that he is doing to John*

[Split Infinity]

OW!

[Folcon]

*cuts Split in twi with a light saber*

[Ironsight]

*shoots lightning at escout*

[Split Infinity]

escout, on Sep 18 2007, 12:06 PM, said:

*cuts Split in twi with a light saber*

WHAT'S A TWI!?

[Ironsight]

YOUR MOMS A TWI IN HELL!!!
*Crushes Splits skull with a baseball bat*

[Split Infinity]

Hey, I was using that for Hamlet!

*throws a steel-edged boomerang at DS*

[Ironsight]

*Ducks and watches it fly back towards Split*

[Split Infinity]

*catches boomerang with a plate mail gauntlet and shoots DS*

[Ironsight]

*Does a Matrix move*
*melts Split's legs to the floor with laz0r Vision*

[Split Infinity]

Did you ever watch Terminator 2?

*steps out of the floor, melts arm into a giant knife and decapitates DS*

[Ironsight]

FOOL! I WATCHED THEM ALL!
*places head back on, then Boots Split into a vat of lava*

[Split Infinity]

Timeout for a sec.

Did you ever find it odd that each movie's subtitle seemed slightly ahead of itself? See:

Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Judgment Day occurs in the third movie.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - They hadn't risen yet. @_@

[Blue]

No time outs. *stabs Splits spleen*

[Folcon]

*sends Split to the hospital and slips the doc a 50 to add, "Invasive Entima with large metal pipe" to the chart.*

[Blue]

*gives escout a lead entima, with a shotgun*

[Folcon]

*s***s blood and shotgun pellets*

*takes out a big knife and chops off blue's junk and flushes it down the toilet.*

that might have been uncalled for.