[Split Infinity]

When are we going to receive our next mission?

[FlamingDuck]

*smacks*

No talky!

[Toasty]

*beats up Split and Caael* SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE CLUB!

[Hotshot101]

*sneaks up behind Mr. T and hangs him by his underwear * Uhh no

(if you going to call me something just call the sneaker)

[Split Infinity]

Operation #Godnoezwot : Grand Theft Auto

Today's mission requires you to storm the residence of Mr. T and steal his car full of stolen weapons. You have been granted the right to cause maximum bodily harm to anyone who may stand in your way. If you happen to come across Mr. T, make it your fullest priority to bring his bullet-ridden corpse to me...alive.

[Toasty]

Thanks for the heads up Split *locks and loads* This car full of wepons can kick your ass!! *loads Rocket launcher*

[Sea of Time]

Split, I would normally give you a warning for stealing my job for making up plans. But I like this plan! Carry on people!

[Aquamarine]

I'll be back in a minute. I'm just going to get... something. *runs in opposite direction*

[Sea of Time]

Meh. Let him go. They always come back....usually with stolen groceries.

[Aquamarine]

*Flies over everyone in a F-15 Eagle, getting ready to blow up the car*

pfffft Everyone move away from Toasty's car. pffffft

[Hotshot101]

alright game on *sneaks up behind Toasty and does a flip kick and lands on him plus breaks his arm. Then murders Toasty by very big internal organ damage. Then stuffs Toasty and gives him to split of a preasent.*

now just to wait for the car to blow up

[Split Infinity]

Must be one of them countdown missiles. *waits*

[Toasty]

HAH! You murdered my dummy! *Shoots Hotshot with rocket* *hotshot blows up* HOWDYA LIKE DEM APPLES? *loads rocket launcher with a SAM* *shoots Aqua out of the sky* Now who wanted to blow up my car?

[Split Infinity]

*steals car* I don't know why we were trying to blow it up anyway. We need those weapons!

[Toasty]

*presses button* *fake car blows up* Hah! You stole the wrong car! The real one is locked away somewhere!

SoT, since everyone is going after my car, shouldn't you put it on the Public enemy #1 list?

[Hotshot101]

you hit my ninja illusion hows that *eats radioactive waste* *waste turns him as big as a skyscraper* *catches Toasties sam missle and throws it back at him* *steps on Toasties car and Toasty* *steps on Toasties house by accident*

Mwahahahahahahahaha fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: i think i got some of you on my foot.

[Toasty]

You stepped on my neighbors house and car. My house is over here. *points* And that wasn't the SAM missle, it already hit Aqua, who already hit the ground. You threw the spaceshuttle at me. :P *shoots hotshot with anti-mutant bullets* And now your mutantness is dissapearing!

[Hotshot101]

umm those where just regular bullets they did not work (think he forgot to put the anti mutant chemical on the bullets)

*steps on the house Mr.T points at and steps on mr.t in the prosses and of course his car*

And i give your remains to split

[Split Infinity]

Alright, you toasty scum! We've brought you the FCIA for questioning and you'd better give us some answers, or by thunder, you'll be living the rest of your life DEAD!

* Fight Club Intelligence Agency

[Toasty]

Hotshot, your mutantyness must have after affects (like dillusions), your not huge anymore. *shoots*
Now Split, there's no need for you to threaten me. I'll just shoot you. *pulls out 50 caliber vulcan machine gun* Make one move, and I'll tear you to shreds.

[Hotshot101]

nope i made cure for that and i made the potions to turn myself big again hows that for now if you don't mind i am going to surround you with clones. *starts splitting in half until mr.t is surrounded on all sides*
now attack *all clones att mr.t with there bare hands*

[Aquamarine]

STOP FIGHTING!!!! WHY DO WE FIGHT SO!?!? CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

[Hotshot101]

uhh no *drinks another grow potion and steps on aqua*

[TheEnglishman]

*wanders in* The amount of posts where weapons are used is huge. I thought you couldn't use them. *wanders out*

[Hotshot101]

Toasty did it, he will pay. *flip kicks mr.t into one of those medieval coffins with the spikes in them* *locks mr.t inside*

that should do it.

*opens it up an hour later and finds mr.t dead*

*digs mr.t a grave and gives him a proper burial*

[Saturos S.]

^I think he likes him.

No ones had a proper burial here before, well at least that I can remember.

[Hotshot101]

by proper i mean throwing him in the lake

[Toasty]

*bursts out of cofin with bulging biceps* *jumps high into the air* *uses imanes strangth to shove Hotshot's head down his own throat so far it comes out his ass*........*shoots all of his clones and kills them*.........

[Aquamarine]

Wow, it's Saturos Striker! You haven't been around in a long time, welcome back! *kicks SS in head*

[FlamingDuck]

*wonders what I missed*

*sees Aqua brutally kicking people in the head and sucking out their souls*

Oh...Erm...Eh heh heh...I...gottabegoingnow!

[Aquamarine]

*Uses The Force to bring FD closer*
You're going nowhere bub.
*Kicks FD in the head and suck out his soul*

[FlamingDuck]

Tenses, young grasshopper, TENSES!

Oh noes, I'm becoming a grammar Nazi! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

*jumps off tall, tall object*

[Hotshot101]

Mr.T, on Oct 20 2006, 05:09 PM, said:

*bursts out of cofin with bulging biceps* *jumps high into the air* *uses imanes strangth to shove Hotshot's head down his own throat so far it comes out his ass*........*shoots all of his clones and kills them*.........

*comes in from watching tv and notices mr.t beating on an anvil* What are you doing!! *dissapears* now you must die. *makes smoke fill the room* *a ton of me pop up around mr.t and then start attacking*.

(clone) *walks in and notices aqua and FD* hmm i think i will get into this(talking in his mind). *sneaks up behind Aqua and ducky and strikes aqua on the head knocking him out* eat that soul sucker.

me evil

[Toasty]

*kills Hotshot*
There's my oh so simple solution. IT PWNS YOU ALL!!!!

[Hotshot101]

uhh i think you missed lol

*clones and me go back to battering Mr.T

[FlamingDuck]

Hey! You're cheating!

*pulls the cheat alarm*
*gets trampled by cheat police as they come to pwn Hotshot*

[Hotshot101]

actually i ain't cheating but i ain't going to explain how it works so Mr.T won't figure it out.

[Toasty]

It works fine. CHEATER!!! *destroys the real and true hotshot that can't be anybody else ever* I've had a lot of practice at this.

[Hotshot101]

lol you still missed you ain't ever going to find the real me

*clones continue battering Mr.T*

(ill give you a piece of advice not everything in that smoke filled room is real)

[Caael]

He's called toasty, and why the hell are you giving advice in a FAKE fight topic? Thats just lame.

[Aquamarine]

*Everyone dies* End of story, LOCK THE TOPIC!

[Sea of Time]

It's time. Lock the topic, please.

[Mars Djinni]

*stabs the reply button with a dagger*

[Platinum Sun]

OK, these fight clubs are quite popular so you must be doing something right. I'm in. *retrieves concealed brass knuckles*

[Sea of Time]

You're gonna need a title, what do you want?

[Caael]

Sign me up. Title? Caael Starscream

[Sea of Time]

Check out how it looks. Is that alright?

By the way, there are slight changes to the rules for Fight Club 2. Emotional harm and weapons are now both good to go.

[Caael]

Do we have emotional weapons?

[Sea of Time]

Your words, of course.

[Platinum Sun]

If I must have a title, call me "steel."

[Sea of Time]

Nice title.

[Split Infinity]

Platinum Steel? Heh.

I shall return to my post as Treasurer, so that I may fund our ventures. Add a random adjective if you feel like it.

[Mars Djinni]

Emotional injury with words as weapons sounds a lot like flaming. Just so you know. *loads gun with warning bullets*

[Split Infinity]

We're allowed to have our fun aren't we?

[Mars Djinni]

Of course. Have your fun. Just know that I'll be having fun myself afterwards. *takes aim*

[Split Infinity]

We're under attack! Open fire! *a wall of arrows shoots into the sky*

[Toasty]

Finally! Some shade!.....o_o....

Yeah, I'll join. Just call me, raging spammer. Just like the good 'ol days. :huh:

[Sea of Time]

Alright four members and a moderator enemy. Great start guys.

[Toasty]

So....who's public enemy #1 this time? And no, the beamer is mine. Along with it's enormous weapons cache. But you can use it as long as you don't scratch it, becasue if you even get a little scrape on it........ let's just say there'll be SERIOUS repurcussions.

And don't forget to add to the first post to not take everything here seriously. Otherwise we'll have another Hotshot incident.

[Sea of Time]

Nobody's public enemy until they earn it. People are still signing up as far as I believe. Be patient!

[Split Infinity]

Can I be the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Treasurer?

[Toasty]

Alrighty then. I'll just wait in my tricked out car.....waiting....with my weapons armed......*locks on to next post*

[Caael]

I have super teleportation powers!


Which I sold for booze u.u

[Toasty]

Heheheh. You're my next target! *aims at Caael*

[Lemontime]

I'm in! I'm the Screaming Taledo.

[Toasty]

Holy toledo! Lemontime's here!

[Lemontime]

*Godfather voice*
Yoid bedda buhleeve ut!

[Toasty]

IT'S THE ITALIAN MAFFIA! RUN!.....or shoot him with a convieniently placed weapon!

*shoots*

[Lemontime]

Nodd cunveenenly ploiced weppuns agin, I've hed it wuth thuuum ><

[Split Infinity]

Whurs der munny, sonny?

[Toasty]

I stole it! And then I put it in the back of my car! And now I'm being stupid by telling you where it is! And now I'm driving away with it all! *drives*

[Split Infinity]

My Goldeneye Strike will make short work of you. *charges mah laaazaaaaar*

[Toasty]

No! Not the lazer! It'll scratch my car!

[Split Infinity]

Don't worry, it'll just melt your wheels. *steals the booty*

[Lemontime]

Then I'll be all like.. BAM BAM BAM! THE J. MINAHAAAAAAAN SCRATCHED IT UP!!!!!!
Then I'll be all NFS Badass and say.. Oooooh.. Nice pinstripes..

[Toasty]

My rims! Those were custom made in a chop shop! YOU WILL PAY, JACK MINAHAN.

[Split Infinity]

What's this sudden obsession with my name?

[Lemontime]

It's a slow night.. =\

[Toasty]

And we're pretty much the only stalkers people here.

[Lemontime]

Tru Dat.

[Toasty]

*rap music*

BEETBOX TIME!

[Aquamarine]

SoT, you know I'll join! I never miss a chance like this to beat you up!

In light of Caael's title I'll be called Aqua Soundwave. He'll probably be the only one to actually understand this.

[Split Infinity]

You're both superheroes?

[Aquamarine]

No dude, those are Transformers. Caael transforms into a cool jet, and I transform into a... radio. Yeah, laugh all you want! I have little cassettes that transform into a human-like robot, a cat-like robot and a bird robot. They'll eat you alive!

[Sea of Time]

Okay, we have enough members. Now we need a mission of sorts...

[Split Infinity]

Infiltration? Sabotage? Espionage? INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE? Good options all.

[Sea of Time]

Industrial Espionage doesn't get anybody hurt! What's the point in that?!?!?!

[Split Infinity]

How about all four?

~ 1600 ~ (again)

[Caael]

Quote

No dude, those are Transformers. Caael transforms into a cool jet

...nope, my name was basically my username and Sid Wilsons stage name ( DJ starscream) combined.

[Lemontime]

CREDIT CARD FRAUD!
That's what we should do.
Being a fight club and all :huh:

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Feb 25 2007, 03:33 AM, said:

...nope, my name was basically my username and Sid Wilsons stage name ( DJ starscream) combined.

... Oh. Well, he got the name from the Transformer, so I'm keeping Aqua Soundwave. I like send out sound waves that bust your head and stuff.

[Toasty]

*head bursts* Actually, thanls to my fever, my head really does feel like it'll burst.

Our mission, should SoT choose to accept it, will be to infiltrate Fort Knox. We'll run in there and be all like whachaa! kerpow! BANG BANG BANG! And stuff. The fighting'll take place between the military personell posted at the tank training base located right next door. And then there's all the unknown security defenses like machine guns that pop up from the ground when they detect motion. And we could use Kung Fu!

[Split Infinity]

The Fight Club has nothing against Fort Knox. We are to attack the properties of our ENEMY.

[Toasty]

Fort Knox jacked our cash. I'd say that gives reason to an all out assult.

[Split Infinity]

Do you know what Fort Knox actually is?

[Lemontime]

How about we go to sicily and get tangled in a crazy mob drug ring! :D

[Split Infinity]

Where's SoT, dangnamnit?

[Sea of Time]

I'm right here. And plotting....actively plotting.

[Caael]

When do we fight?

[Sea of Time]

Okay, here's the plan. You all fight each other and whoever I determine to be the loser will be the Public Enemy #1. Then we will have a mission based on taking down the public enemy.

Start!

[Aquamarine]

*Punches Toasty* Nice start.

[Platinum Sun]

*Slaps Aqua with a salmon for beating him to Toasty*

[Lemontime]

Fight club doesn't geat up there own members! D:

However:

*Stabs Toasty with a fork*

[Blue]

I should start up the "The Peoples Spam King" Guild.
Cuz I know everyone thinks I should still be the spam king.
Oh yeah, I'm calling you out Split.
*Kicks Lemontime, so this isn't considered spamy*

[Split Infinity]

The People voted for me, so rack off. *blows smoke in face*

[Lemontime]

I retract my vote.
*Murders split*

[Split Infinity]

*smashes a chair over head*

How do you like me now, punk?

[Caael]

Dead, and 6 feet in the ground is how i like you.

* Shoots split at point blank range*

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Feb 27 2007, 04:39 AM, said:

*smashes a chair over head*

How do you like me now, punk?

How do you like me now?
Now that I'm on my way
You still think I'm crazy
Standing here today?

[Sea of Time]

*sits on throne*

I'm bringing angry back
Them other boys don't know how to act

Fight, minions, fight!

[Aquamarine]

Eh... Can't think of any rhymes.

*Slaps PS around*

[Sea of Time]

This isn't the rhyming topic! I decree that there will be no rhyming in the fight club!

[Caael]

Screw the rules, i'm Jesus! * Gets out bazooka* Bring it sons of a beeyatches

[Sea of Time]

*gets out pistol ready to shoot anyone who challenges the throne*

[Aquamarine]

Screw the rules, I've got money!

[Caael]

Haha! Your gun is no match for my piece of paper!

[Sea of Time]

Your paper is no match for my scissors!

[Caael]

Ah but my rock pwns your scissors

[Sea of Time]

My paper owns your rock!

[Aquamarine]

My logging-off GSSF owns you all!

[Sea of Time]

OMG NO AQUA! *shoots wildly into the air*

[Caael]

* Pokes SoT with giant foam hand* Hows that for style?

[Sea of Time]

I'm #1! I'm #1!

[Caael]

No, its a SoT is a loser hand. They've been selling out everywhere, I was lucky to get this on ebay for less than a tenner

[Sea of Time]

A loser hand? Are you insulting your supreme dictator!?!

[Aquamarine]

Please make beating up Caael out first mission!

[Caael]

What have I done? I'm friendly!

On a side note, do any of you ****s want a drink?

[Aquamarine]

Please make beating up Caael out first mission!

[Caael]

You do know that its the internet so technically I recieve no pain.

[Blue]

Don't make me charge mah lazah man. I'll do it.

[Aquamarine]

Whoa Blue, calm down dude! It's just a forum game!

[Blue]

*Slaps Aqua* I'ts never just a game!
DOGFIGHT!

[Caael]

* puts pitbull and chihuahua in a ring* £30 on the Chihuahua

[Aquamarine]

*Punches Blue through his PC monitor*

[Toasty]

I hope ya'll remember who's got a smexy James Bond like car full of guns. *aims at Aqua* Dis is fo' punchin' me foo'!

[Split Infinity]

Da-da, da-da, da-da-daaaa! *car explodes*

[Toasty]

Whoa! Split's junky car just exploded!

[Split Infinity]

No, I asked Q to remote-detonate it.

[Toasty]

Remote detonate your car? Why would you do that?

[Platinum Sun]

To kill you in an excessively dramatic manner, in true James Bond fashon.

[Split Infinity]

Da-da, da-da, da-da-daaaa! *jetpacks away with the girl*

[Aquamarine]

If only Split knew the girl is actually a time bomb.

*hears far-away explosion*

[Caael]

November 5th already?

Which reminds me, I was rudely awaken this morning by a crash of lightning that sounded like a frikkin bomb. It hit under 1/5 of a mile away though, so i'm not that suprised. My friends house had their nextdoor neighbour hit, and their house has lost all power xD


Back on Topic, I think Toasty needs a good kick up the ass. Oh we could steal his car.

[Blue]

Well, seeing as Toasty is toast...
Couldn't we put him back in the toaster and make him Burnt Toast?
*back hands Caael*

[Sea of Time]

I have not determined a loser yet! KEEP FIGHTING!

[Aquamarine]

I'll give $10 to whomever attacks SoT!

*Kicks Toasty in the groin*

[Sea of Time]

I'll give the boot to whoever attacks SoT!

[Aquamarine]

That's exactly why I told someone to attack you! Why do you have to ruin everything?

*Kicks Blue in the groin* Groin kicking is fun!

[Toasty]

I'm made of toast! You can't hurt me!......o.o;

*round house kicks Aqua through a car*

[Split Infinity]

*grabs controller and punches in Wanted Level code*

[Toasty]

*drop kicks split's controller* Cheater! *punches split's face in*

[Caael]

* Uppercuts toasty and laughs as his bottom jaw falls off*

[Split Infinity]

*steals a Hunter and fires missile* Asta la vista, Toasty. Yeah, I know that was lame.

[Caael]

I like the way we all pick on Toasty. * Pours water on his ashes* Muahahaha! Now you can never be whole again!

[Aquamarine]

*flicks Toasty*

[Caael]

You know what would be ironic? His own computer killing him * inserts Toastys head into the disk drive and the hole in the center* * presses close*

[Aquamarine]

You know what would be ironic?

...

I have no idea.

[Caael]

* Smashes a drum over Aqua's head* Walk in shame!

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on Mar 2 2007, 05:27 AM, said:

You know what would be ironic? His own computer killing him * inserts Toastys head into the disk drive and the hole in the center* * presses close*

Have you read The Book of Bunny Suicides?

[Caael]

Yes I have. I stole it from there.

We could also place split between a knife shop and an electromagnet shop

[Wiflewood]

And then forget to turn it on?

[Caael]

No, turn it on by all means.

[Wiflewood]

Ah. You kind of omitted it in your last post so I assumed you'd forgotten.

[Sea of Time]

Wtf are you guys doing? FIGHT!

[Wiflewood]

Dude, I'm not even in fight club. I'm just an innocentsadisticbystander.

*Punches SoT*

[Sea of Time]

Well, I guess that wasn't really uncalled for because you're not in the club. But in any case....

GET OUT!

[Toasty]

*chokes everyone with ash* That'll teach you to incinerate me!

[Aquamarine]

EVERYONE ATTACK WIFLE! *Attacks Wifle*

[Wiflewood]

^OMG, he spelt Wifle right with one F, Take note everybody!

Oh and..

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH****************************T!

*ahehehehe... Puts on top hat and fake moustache and a banana skin tie*

yersh. oi'm the representative of the peaceful-fluffy-bunny-loving-flower-smelling club... uhhh.. lets call a truce shall we?

[Aquamarine]

Well, I could never attack a wimp such as you. EVERYONE, ATTACK TOASTY AGAIN!! *attacks Toasty*

[Sea of Time]

*gets out really long spear to poke Toasty*

[Platinum Sun]

*Whips Wal-Mart giftcards at Toasty, cutting out his kindeys*

[Toasty]

*hit's PS wih mah kidney nun-chuks* *drop kicks Aqua out a window* I'd attack SoT, but I fear for my non public enemy #1-ness.

[Split Infinity]

*launches intercontinental ballistic missile*

[Aquamarine]

OH NOEZ!!

[Saturos S.]

I can't believe this got revived. Let's just hope a certain someone doesn't start godmodding here...

[Aquamarine]

YOU ARE ALL DEAD!! HAHA!!!

Just kidding, please don't close this! *shoots self in head*

[Toasty]

*shoots aqua in head*......what? It's for good measure!

[Aquamarine]

I don't need no good measure, bub!

[Toasty]

*shoots again* .....<.<;....*kicks aqua's ribs*

[Split Infinity]

Lovely day, 'innit? *climbs into fallout shelter*

[Caael]

Muahaha, little does he know he's drawing closer to the poison fallout bunker!



....There is such a thing as a poison fallout bunker. Right?

[Aquamarine]

Okay SoT, I'm bored now. Can you please tell us who has lost?

[Sea of Time]

Mr. T.

[Platinum Sun]

Oh yeah! This is going to be fun!

[Sea of Time]

*throws a couple weapons at Mr. T*

Don't say I never did anything for you.

[Platinum Sun]

*reaches for pullchain on hanging acid vat*

[Split Infinity]

Looks like it already ate through the vat.

[Toasty]

o.0; What did I do to lose?!.....*Picks up weapons*......*Shoots Split's head with .50 caliber explosive round*

[Platinum Sun]

You done some bad things Toasty. *Smokes Toasty in the face with a frag grenade.*

[Toasty]

*walks around headless shooting people with .50 cal. machine gun*

[Split Infinity]

*throws garlic* INSTA-DETH'D.

[Toasty]

Garlic is for vampires numbnuts.

*shoots split in the knees with .50 cal.*

[Blue]

*Puts T in a garbage bag and throws him into the Grand Canyon*
Have fun. Oh, we're suppose to be fighting? Woops...

[Aquamarine]

*kicks Toasty over and over again*

[Blue]

*Highfives Aqua, misses, and goes into the grand canyon*
Son of a didley!

[Sea of Time]

*shoots Toasty with sniper repeatedly from throne*

[Aquamarine]

*Borrows sniper from SoT and shoots Toasty repeatedly, then gives sniper back*

[Sea of Time]

*hits Toasty using sniper like a baseball bat*

*sprinkles gunpowder on Toasty*

[Aquamarine]

*takes real baseball bat and hits Toasty*

*sprinkles baseball bat on Toasty*