[Folcon]

*Chops off foot and replaces with prosthetic. Then, shoots DS with a shotgun*

[Ironsight]

*Gets reanimated by the Flood again*
grrrrrrraaaaa yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bashes ecouts brains out with tentical arm*

[Folcon]

*ignores DS and looks for someone else to kill*

[Ironsight]

*Watches as hundreds of Infection Forms swarm all over escout*

[Folcon]

*takes some antibiotics and walks away*

[Split Infinity]

*stabs arm with a hypodermic needle and shoots bugs at escout*

[Folcon]

*turns on bug zapper*

[Split Infinity]

Curses!

*hits with wrench*

[Folcon]

*Hooks jumper cables towrentchand shoves it down Split's throat*

[Ironsight]

*Blows escout up with a Fuel Rod Gun*

[Folcon]

*patches self up, kicks DS in the leg, and goes home*

[Ironsight]

*Attacks escout's home with bad neighbors*

[Folcon]

Go fight someone else DS.

*runs DS through a meat grinder and dumps him in a junkyard*

[Ironsight]

There is no one else

[Folcon]

It's not my fault.

[Ironsight]

But your the only one here, so ha. Im sure people would come back if SOMEBODY gave us a mission

[Folcon]

Then go bother the supreme dictator about it.

[Ironsight]

Fine, maybe I will

[Folcon]

*revives*

[Sea of Time]

It's baaaaaaaaaaaack.

[Split Infinity]

Give us a mission already!

[Sea of Time]

I'm stepping down as Supreme Dictator. Your mission is to fight until one person wins the throne. I will choose the winner.

...Go.

[Caael]

Screw you guys, i'm going back to my whore house ( MY whore house, not yours, aqua). With my whores.

[Split Infinity]

*b!tch slaps all of ED's whores*

[Aquamarine]

*Humps all of ED's whores*

[Sea of Time]

Nobody's losing in this fight.

Except Aqua.

He has herpes.

[Split Infinity]

*swings a whore at Aqua*

[Caael]

Water Dude, on Jan 12 2008, 12:23 AM, said:

*Humps all of ED's whores*

Ahahah now you have aids.

[Aquamarine]

D:

[Split Infinity]

THE NIGHT CLUB MUST BE BUMPED!

[Sea of Time]

It's clearly the worst of the five topics going! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[Split Infinity]

I'LL KILL YOU! *rolling tackle*

[Aquamarine]

No point in me fighting. I can't win, right?

[Sea of Time]

Not unless you join. And for that you need six Canadian Tire dollars. Do you have this money?

[Caael]

* shoots SoT in face and then proceeds to burn him and shred him*

[Sea of Time]

Not good enough.

[Aquamarine]

Sea of Time, on Jan 12 2008, 12:31 AM, said:

Not unless you join. And for that you need six Canadian Tire dollars. Do you have this money?

Even if I had it I wouldn't give it to you.

[Folcon]

*Falon Punchs Caael through a wall*

[Moonear]

*barrel roll*
I think I'm doing a crappy job at this.

[Folcon]

hey ihk, Falcon Punch!

*ihk hits a car*

[Moonear]

*gets into car and drives it into escout*
WOOHOO!
*barrel roll*

[Ironsight]

*Fires Missle launcher at ihk's car*
*Watches ihk explode*

[Moonear]

Haha, missed me, I already did a barrel roll.
*throws a DS at DS's head*

[Toasty]

Who's the tard that revived this topic?

.....

I WIN!

[Ironsight]

Oh, that was ihk

*Drives a screwdriver into Toasty's forehead*

[Folcon]

*throws a Molotov ****tail at DS*

[Laharl]

*opens Pandora's Box*

*world ends*

:wub:

[Saturos S.]

Was this the topic that we had some invincible people?

*cough* escout *cough*

[Folcon]

*shanks SS with a putty knife*

[Moonear]

*beats everyone with a wet noodle*
*barrel roll*

[Toasty]

*runs on the ceiling*

*falls*

[Folcon]

*steps on Toasty's face*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Throws a flashbang at escout*

Ha now you can't see.

[Split Infinity]

*kills everyone in a suicide bombing*

[Moonear]

* is on Mars*
*shoots alien space gun at Split*

[Ironsight]

*Watches Alien gun consume ihk*

[Toasty]

*eats the world* ...... *including Madona*

^Oldschool GSSF refrence there.

[Ironsight]

Yay!

[Toasty]

WD knows what it means.

[Moonear]

Isn't that from his comics?
*consumes the toast that is essentially Toasty*

[Folcon]

*uses spaceship to abduct ihk*

*shoves ihk out airlock without a suit*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Pulls out red Lightsaber, which is also a bong(Jay And Silent Bob)*

Darth BONGS is here.

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-

*uses the force*

[Toasty]

*uses the swartz*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Puts down laser, smokes a bong, pulls laser back up, and blows out smoke in DS`s face, blinding him, then cutting him in half*

What, b***h.

[Moonear]

*eats skidzors's cookie*
That's what, *****.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh it's on, it's on.

*Grabs IHK, Omnislashes the s**t out of him. Then injects him with a 2-week-long lasting acid, that will make you trip out beyond belief*

Give it an hour, you'll be DONE. Ha.

*Bakes a new batch of cookies, and eats them all*

Pwnd.

IHK-How do you like dem apples.
*Shoots IHK with a shootgun*
Skid-Applesauce b***h.

[Toasty]

*EATS. THE. WORLD.*

[Ironsight]

*Presses Universal Reset Button*

[Toasty]

*universe resets inside of me*

Oooh. I think I've got gas.

[Ironsight]

HEY! PEPTO BISMOL!

[Toasty]

*shoves beano down DS's throat*

BEANO WORK'S BETTER!

"Take Beano before, and there'll be-no gas! (I'm so witty!)"

[Ironsight]

UPSET STOMACH! DIAHRIHA!

[Eugine]

Dude, you farted and it stanks.

[Toasty]

Sorry.
...
XD

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

[Ironsight]

*Gas mask*

[Toasty]

Dang.

*tears off DS's mask*

Hit the floor already! These are HIGHLY toxic fumes!

[Ironsight]

Obviosly, you've never to my school.

*Grabs Toasty & tosses out of 5 story window*

[Toasty]

Obviously, you have NO idea WHATSOEVER what a REAL fart smells like. You haven't died until you've smelled my intestinal gasses.

[Ironsight]

My bacon protects me.

[Toasty]

Touche. Nothing beats bacon.

[Lightning Star]

Cheese does. D:

[Toasty]

Nope. Not even CHICKEN STRIPS beat bacon.

Now start fighting dangit!

*looks at DS*

"FALCON PUNCH!"

[Nosferatu]

I'm suprised nobody has broken into a ninja/ pirate fight.

Ninja came first because ninjas are better.

[Toasty]

*shoves a wad of cholesterol down Nos's throat*

DIE OF A HEART ATTACK ALREADY!!

[Folcon]

forget ninjas and pirates, samuri are the win.

*draws katana and slashes toasty's head off*

[Toasty]

Screw pirates, ninja's AND samurai! BACON OWNS YOU ALL!! *force feed everyone bacon until they explode*

[Folcon]

*takes a laxative and runs to portapotty*

*finishes and throws portapotty at toasty*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Presses Universe Reset Button again*

Ha.

[Moonear]

*sics armadillo army on Skidz*
ATTACK ARMADILLOS!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Sics killer kangaroos on IHK*
KANGASKAN ARMY, I CHOOSE YOU.

[Toasty]

Dang universal reset button!

*runs to portapotty*

*universe lands in a pile of waste*

[Drizzy Drake]

OH SHI-

*Once again resets universe. But since I reset it the wrong way, the universe failed to load up again, and now the only thing there is, is blackness, and all the people here*

OH SHI-

Alright then. We're screwed.

[Ironsight]

THIS is why only I am allowed to press the Universal Reset Button

*Groin kicks Skid*

[Lightning Star]

Yes, but the only way to stop a war is by shouting:

"FREE BOOBIES! =D"

[Ironsight]

Gee thanks

*Ties Skid to a slab of concrete and throws him into the ocean*

[Drizzy Drake]

DarkSword, on Jan 15 2008, 06:59 PM, said:

Gee thanks

*Ties Skid to a slab of concrete and throws him into the ocean*

No you don't. There's no concrete, and no oceans. Only blackness. Ha. Weapons do appear out of nowhere though, if you concentrate. *Sephiroth sword appears*. See. *Slashes DS in two*

[Folcon]

*large trout appears*

*trout slaps skid*

[Drizzy Drake]

OWWWWWWWWWWWW. That hurt like a b***h.

*Swordfish appears* You are F***KED now. *Stabs Escout, spraying blood everywhere, like paint, on the black nothingness*

[Folcon]

My blood, my poor blue blood!

*so much blood flows that skid drowns in it*

[Toasty]

.....Why's my crap black? o_o;

[Split Infinity]

I told you not to take up fire-eating!

[Drizzy Drake]

escout, on Jan 15 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

My blood, my poor blue blood!

*so much blood flows that skid drowns in it*

*The blood then gets gravity turned on, but JUST on the blood, maknig it fall for all eternity*
HA.

And DoW, you're poopie is black, because you have stomahc problems. Or you are jsut f**ked up. Either one works.

[Ironsight]

You need more fiber.

[Drizzy Drake]

I've had green, and yellow poopie. And I don't fully remember, but I THINK, purple poop.

[Ironsight]

Poo-mark would know. He's the one to ask on matters like this.

[Drizzy Drake]

Yup. Hey, wait. F**k you. :P.

[Split Infinity]

I've only had the green variety.

[Ironsight]

Somebody should just make a poo-discusion topic.

*Batch-slaps Split*

[Folcon]

*infects DS's avatar with a computer virus, making him self destruct*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Puts whole Chaos army against DS's puny Space Marine army, whipeing him off the face of the earth*

Chaos pwns all.

[Toasty]

Skidzorz, on Jan 15 2008, 06:03 PM, said:

I've had green, and yellow poopie. And I don't fully remember, but I THINK, purple poop.

I was talking about how I crapped out the universe, and the universe was black. And no one want's to know what your poo looks like. He have our own to marvel at. :P

*flushes*

[Ironsight]

Skidzorz, on Jan 15 2008, 06:31 PM, said:

*Puts whole Chaos army against DS's puny Space Marine army, whipeing him off the face of the earth*

Chaos pwns all.

Dammit D: You've had years to collect your army! I only started last month!

*Coats all of Skid's chaos marines with paint thinner*

[Drizzy Drake]

You *****, that painting took forever. Oh well. *Sends my 2 defilers at DS's whole army* Two of my tanks can take out your whole army. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Better send in a demon lord, jsut to make sure. *Sends in Khorne demon lord* Ya, you dead.

[Ironsight]

Yeah, i'm dead. But at least my commander's combi-melta took out one of your Defiler's, and my squad's single meltagun managed to get a glancing hit on your other one. Oh yeah, and my Captain still has one life left, even if your chaos lord scored a hit on my artificer armor. My lightning claw wounded him back! So hah!
*Grabs Skid's models and throws them everywere*

[Folcon]

*puts gun to DS's head and pulls trigger*

[Ironsight]

*Splatters greymatter all over escout*

[Folcon]

*uses Grey Matter to build a new spaceship*

[Ironsight]

I LIVE!
*Flies off*

[Eugine]

Everything can be accomplished through diplomacy!
*enters the peacemaker*

[Folcon]

DarkSword, on Jan 15 2008, 10:29 PM, said:

I LIVE!
*Flies off*

*Uses Upgrade to highjack the ship*

[Eugine]

Make love, not war.

[Folcon]

*Heatblasts Eugine*

[Eugine]

*dodges*
Peacemakers have really good agility.

[Ironsight]

escout, on Jan 15 2008, 07:32 PM, said:

*Uses Upgrade to highjack the ship*

Dammit! I guess I lose until you go away.

[Folcon]

...dang, can't remember that fast alien's name, Acelatrix or something, right? Anyway, I turn into him and run after Eugine, knocking over into something wet and sticky...how about a large puddle of tar.

[Ironsight]

XLR8

[Folcon]

whatever...drat, can't remember the names of any of the other transformations.

*Rochambeaus DS*

[Ironsight]

eh, what does that mean?

[Folcon]

I kicked you in the nuts.

Haven't you seen south Park before? With the episode with the triangle and Barbra Strisand?(sp)

*pours liquid nitrogen on DS's head anddrop kicks him*

[Ironsight]

D:

[Folcon]

is that the same as saying oh sh--

[Ironsight]

Could you please unposses me?

[Folcon]

sure *steers Upgrade ship into course with a star, then tears off engines and lets it go*

happy?

*watches ship fly into star and get incenerated*

[Ironsight]

D:
Okay, now I'm really dead his time. >:P Lets vote for a supreme dictator so we can get a mission already.

[Folcon]

I thought SoT was our Supreme Dictator.

[Ironsight]

He resigned

[Folcon]

:P oh, right. I choose me. or maybe, SoT should name his replacement.

[Ironsight]

Feel free to call him. I really don't feel like comming up with a mission right now.

[Toasty]

You all know I'm the only other person fit for the job! NOW GO FIND SPLIT! He's the new public enemy #1!

DarkSword, on Jan 15 2008, 07:06 PM, said:

Yeah, i'm dead. But at least my commander's combi-melta took out one of your Defiler's, and my squad's single meltagun managed to get a glancing hit on your other one. Oh yeah, and my Captain still has one life left, even if your chaos lord scored a hit on my artificer armor. My lightning claw wounded him back! So hah!
*Grabs Skid's models and throws them everywere*

L.O.L.

[Ironsight]

*spins in grave*

[Toasty]

You can be second in command DS, and escout can be the weapons caddy!

[Eugine]

Ah well, war only gives death. Hence why I warned you people, but no... you don't want to listen :P

[Ironsight]

YEEESSSSS!!!

[Toasty]

EVERYONE ATTACK EUGINE AND HIS PEACFUL WAYS! WAR IS THE OTHER ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!

[Ironsight]

*digs out of grave*
CONSUME!

[Toasty]

Eat his brains!

[Ironsight]

*flails arms and charges at Eugine*
*warcry*

[Lightning Star]

*runs in stabs everyone with butter knives*

[I am totally not most-secretly-violent :P]

[Split Infinity]

*fires up the toothpick vulcanizer*

[Lightning Star]

*fires up butcher knife vulcanizer*

[Ironsight]

*Rips off Eugine's arm's & beats him with his own fists*

[Lightning Star]

*FIRES butcher knife vulcanizer*

[the advantage of being a girl in a war is that nobody thinks you can fight ^^]

[Toasty]

lol. DS is officially the best zombie GSSF has ever seen. :P

*fires up buttered toast vulcanizer*

[Split Infinity]

*fires toothpick vulcanizer*

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PEARLY WHITES!!

[Toasty]

*fires butteredtoast vulcanizer*

SAY HELLO TO BREAKFAST!

[Ironsight]

*fires Vulcanizer vulcanizer*
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WEPONZ!

[Toasty]

NO! My beautiful light and fluffy weapon of doom! *soot sifts through hands* *cries*

[Ironsight]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Split Infinity]

*fires up the member vulcanizer*

[Toasty]

OH SHI-

[Split Infinity]

*fires member vulcanizer*

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2815105/2/istockphoto_2815105_boom.jpg

[Toasty]

[insert bigger explosion here]

[Lightning Star]

All of you v

http://www.rhodyram.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/the_ex.jpg

[Ironsight]

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9584/onozgg0.gif

[Toasty]

Ditto, DS.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Plays Britney Spears music on repeat* That should hurt you guys.

[Folcon]

*splodes the music player, then picks up a skeet shooter filled with AOL demo CDs with the edges sanded down sharp. Starts shooting sharpened disks at people*

I actually do something similar with those CDs,I just aim them in the air and shoot them with a shotgun.

[Drizzy Drake]

Shooting CD's with Desert Eagles is way funner(if that is even a word).

[Folcon]

*ties skid to a chair and forces him to watch extended episodes of American Idol auditions*

[Ironsight]

*sits down next to Skid*
I love watching Simon burn them all.

[Folcon]

*changes tape to one of only bad singers without Simon's comments*

or just lots of this

[Ironsight]

D: Dammit...

aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

Last ngiht on American Idol was funny as hell. That bla, er coulered, guy singing Let My People Go was funny as hell. I like the auditions, just not the real show. Simon=Win, though he is a prick.

*Grabs Desert Eagle out of the basement, er I mean, hypothetically grabs Desert Eagle, ya that works, and shoots DS in the you-know-what*

No more littel DS's running around.

[Ironsight]

That poor Ninty DS just got shot in the screen D:

*Pistol whips Skidz*

[Folcon]

obviously the Idol treatment won't work on you skid...

*ties skid to a chair once more and forces him to watch Barney and Friends, followed by several episodes of Tellitubies and Lamb Chop.

[Toasty]

escout, on Jan 16 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

*changes tape to one of only bad singers without Simon's comments*

or just lots of this

LOL. I just feel sorry for the guy. But seriously, who even CARES if you get in or not? I'd audition just for the chance of getting on TV to sing poorly. :P

[Drizzy Drake]

Desert Eagle>>>>>Any pistol you have.


Funny story how I got it. This guy named Brandon Storms pulls it on me an a buddy, because he needed money, but I only had my bank card on me, and he said if I took out 350$ he'd sell me the gun, so I thought, well, if I say no, he shoots me, and takes the stuff I have on me, or I jsut buy it. So I bought it.



I mean, hypothetically, that is how I would think, somebody my age would get a Desert Eagle.

[Drizzy Drake]

escout, on Jan 16 2008, 08:42 PM, said:

obviously the Idol treatment won't work on you skid...

*ties skid to a chair once more and forces him to watch Barney and Friends, followed by several episodes of Tellitubies and Lamb Chop.

Oh god.

*Grabs switchblade and cuts rope, then preceeds to stab Escout.*

SHould've checked my pockets b***h.

[Folcon]

*pulls a lightsaber out of hyper cube in back pocket and slashes skid up good*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Glues himself together*

I'll be right back.

*Finds the "Hypothetical" Brandon Storms, and buys an AK-47. Goes behind Escout and does the whole AK shot to the head thing.*

[Ironsight]

*Climbs onto Supreme Dictator throne*
STOP THIS POINTLESS FIGHTING, I HAVE A MISSION!!

[Drizzy Drake]

Ok but I get to be King of the Universe, who rules over Supreme Dictator.

What is your plan young man.

[Ironsight]

WE MUST FIND LEMON/SISBAQ!
FIRST FIGHT IS TO THE AIRPORT!

[Drizzy Drake]

MEN, ATTACK. Here I'll summon the Chaos lords. KHORNNNNNNNNNEEEEE.


Oh here comes Abadon.

Wtf. Did you spend the WHOLE night with Jessica Alba.

"Ya man, I couldn't resist. Ok let's fight"

GOOOO.

[Ironsight]

SPACE MARINES ATTACK!!!
*Gets in Land Raider Crusader transport and speeds off to the airport*

[Folcon]

wtf??

[Ironsight]

*Crushes escout beneath adamantium treads*
Almost there! I'm gonna be first to the airport!

[Folcon]

*activates a teleporter and teleports to airport*

where are we flying to again?

[Drizzy Drake]

That's the only sucky thing abotu Chaos, no transporters. Oh well.


Um idk, I'm just the leader of our group, I have the big army, I don't know what we are doing. JUST LIKE BUSH. We're trying to find Lemontime. DS, go check the RP topic and find where he was going.

[Folcon]

*shanks DS with a lightsaber cheese knife*

I think LT said he'd be back on the 19th.

[Drizzy Drake]

Just in time for the GSSF awards.

An you just shanked my liutenant. Abadon. ATTACK.

*Abadon and 100 demons rip Escout to shreds, eat him, **** him out, burn the ****, and the drop it into the ocean*

NEVER f**k with Abadon The Dispoiler.

[Ironsight]

Chaos have Land Raiders also...
*Gets to the airport*
*calls in orbital bombardment on Skidz location*
*Space Marines charge out, bolters firing*

[Drizzy Drake]

You want a peice of me.


*Opens chaos gate, alowwing 5 million chaos demons to pour out, and 10 of each demon lord, AND the Chaos Lords themselves*

Wow. You are f**ked up now.

[Ironsight]

The Emperors light shall protect me!
*Drop pods rain from the sky, revealing and entire company of Grey Knights, Witch Hunters, Deathwatch, Legion of the Dammed, and every Space Marine chapter's first company veterans appear*
And now, my friend, I beleive YOU are the one who is F*cked up*
*leads command squad into the airport*

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude. Chaos Lords. It took a way bigger army to seal them in the first place. The armies now are TINY. ALLL the Chaos Lords, 5 million demons, 10 of each Demon Lord, and ALLLLLLLLLLLL the Chaos Army. Plus Necrons will help in too, becasue they hate everybdoy, and if they help us, theywill try to kill us after, but we'll whup them. So. You're dead. End ofstory. Bye Bye. You betrayed me, and now, you will fail.

[Ironsight]

Good thing the Eldar are enemies of chaos. And their tricksy ways have lured Orks to the airport! They fight for us now! Your outnumbered here Skidz. The only possible allies left are the Tau(who barely register the Warp) and the Tyranids(whom can't be communicated with, and would just as soon eat me as they would eat you anyways)
In other words: YOU LOOSE
*Launches from the airport inside an F-22*
Your also falling behind!

[Drizzy Drake]

Chaos Lords. Nuff said.

And Orks like Chaos more than the SM. They were tricking you. They jsut took out your witch hunters and your demon hunters(grey knights).

Now you have only the LOTD, and the Elder.

Plus we ave the Dark Elder.

*Uses chaos gate to warp to Lemon, waiting in ambush. As the SM and thier army appear we sarround them and kill them off, except for one SM*

Ha.

No matter WHO you have, with me haveing the Chaos Lords I would win. Bar none dude. I'm leaving now though.

[Ironsight]

D:
LAND RAIDERS HO!
Oh yeah, and I forgot about the IG!
*Millions of Guardsmen charge at Skidz' army, crushing his soldier's under their overwhelming numbers*
And that lone SM turned out to be noneother than MARNEUS CALGAR himself!

[Blue]

You know what I say to you two?
YOSHI ARMY!
*Giant yoshi army eats all of DS and Skids armys*