[Toasty]

I'LL BLOW YOU ALL TO SMITHERINES! *eats keg of gunpowder, eats zippo lighter*.......*runs into the mob of people hitting me and 'splodes*

GAME OVER......new public enemy #1!

[Sea of Time]

You really think you can get out of it that easily?

*casts revive on Toasty*

Get 'em!

[Toasty]

You're all supposed to be dead!......*mows down the mob with turret mounted machine gun*

[Platinum Sun]

Awww... you're no fun!

*casts unrevive on everyone*

[Toasty]

ZOMGZOMBIES!....o.o;

It's time to bring out the big guns! *calls in the A-Team and Chuck Norris* Get 'em boys!

[The Wind Seer]

Boo?

[Sea of Time]

You want to join?

[Toasty]

*A-Team shoots everybody* *Chuck Norris tears Split's heart out*

[Aquamarine]

DON'T START THE STUPID CHUCK NORRIS STUFF, OKAY!?!?!?

[Sea of Time]

When Mountain Dew starts using you as a spokesperson, you know your career is over.

THUS ENDS THE AWESOMENESS OF CHUCK NORRIS!

[Platinum Sun]

Your shallow minds merely cannot percieve the greatness of that which is Chick Norris.

[Sea of Time]

What is this Chick Norris of which you speak? Could it be the offspring of the has-been Chuck Norris?

[Platinum Sun]

Chuck Norris cannot have offspring. His seed would tear straight through any mortal woman like a shotgun blast.

[Sea of Time]

Touche.

*stabs*

[Toasty]

XD

*roundhouse kicks aqua*

Quote

Chuck Norris broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.

Taken straight from the urban dictionary.

[Split Infinity]

Oh, what's this? What's this? What's... *flips Toasty off* Oh, shattered...

[Blue]

*Hits split over the head with a guitar from Guitar Hero*
Woa, didn't break on impact, these things can take a lot.
*Keeps hitting*

[Aquamarine]

We'er supposed to be hitting Toasty, Blue. *hits Toasty with boxing glove*

[Split Infinity]

Here's that barbed wire you wanted, Aqua.

[Toasty]

*wraps split in barbed wire* *kicks aqua in the shin*

[Split Infinity]

Hmm, I thought I replied to this? Another great mystery of the int - WHAM!!

[Toasty]

HAHA! Split got hit with a tree stump!.....*ducks as tree flies over head*

[The Wind Seer]

I got a question....can you get off from the enemy list?

[Toasty]

*breaks Split's neck* Not unless someone else is appointed public enemy #1 *lion barrage's Aqua*

[TheEnglishman]

The Wind Seer, on Mar 10 2007, 06:48 AM, said:

I got a question....can you get off from the enemy list?

*wanders in* I don't think so. I was Public Enemy 1 in the original Fight Club, and I don't remember it being something you could just give up. *wanders out*

[Toasty]

Me111, on Mar 10 2007, 01:18 AM, said:

The only thing I dislike about it is the method of interrigation. It goes from asking a question quietly to shouting it at the guy.
"Where's the bomb?"
"I don't know."
"WHERE'S THE BOMB?!!!!!"
I think they need to change their methods.

Crap......I'm screwed. :P *punches Aqua in the stomach, sending him through a wall* *.....kicks Split*

[Split Infinity]

*hurls a miniature trinnium bomb at Toasty, blowing up the city*

[Aquamarine]

*slaps Toasty in a very manly fashion*

[Split Infinity]

With a glove?

[Aquamarine]

No. With a brick.

[Toasty]

You can't slap someone with a brick! *chops brick in half*

[Aquamarine]

You can't chop a brick in half! *chops Toasty's head into three equally sized peaces*

[Toasty]

*glues head back together* Praise the lord for crazy glue! *kicks aqua between the legs*

[The Wind Seer]

I want to join...

[Toasty]

Then just say so. Post what you want your title to be, and SoT might let you join.

[The Wind Seer]

My nickname: Jupiter Wizard.

[Sea of Time]

Ask and thou shalt receive. Check the first page. You're in the club.

[Platinum Sun]

*Puts half of the brick in a sock and starts swinging it at Toasty's head*

[Blue]

*Puts Platinum Sun in the Spam Cannon and fires him at Split*

[Toasty]

*roundhouse kicks PS and Split*

[The Wind Seer]

*feels Sorry to do it but...*
JW....casts Tornado on Mr. T

[Toasty]

*jumps out of tornado and pile-drives WS*

[Split Infinity]

Blue, the Spam Cannon is property of the 2007 Spam King now. He demands that you ask permission for its use, or He personally vows to unleash upon thou the full extent of His wrath.

[Aquamarine]

*puts Split in Spam Cannon and shoots*

So much for Spam King property.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Mar 12 2007, 05:58 AM, said:

Blue, the Spam Cannon is property of the 2007 Spam King now. He demands that you ask permission for its use, or He personally vows to unleash upon thou the full extent of His wrath.

What? I was the one who invented it...
Fine you can have that one. I'll take the Planet Buster one then.
*Fires PB Spam Cannon*

[Toasty]

*kicks Split as he exits cannon* I always did love kickball. :(

[The Wind Seer]

*Takes harry Potter and throws him at Mr. T*

[Split Infinity]

Yeah, you teach that mean old ogre a lesson!

[Toasty]

*bish slaps HP* *stabs Split with HP's wand*

[Split Infinity]

Thanks, I could use that extra HP after you bish slapped me.

[Toasty]

HP stands for Harry Potter numbnuts. I bish slapped Harry Potter and stabbed you with Harry Potter's wand. You dead now, *****. ;P

*roundhouse kicks Aqua, sending him flying into Blue*

[Split Infinity]

You can't tell me I'm dead if I'm dead, numbnuts. Weren't we supposed to be killing you anyway? *sets taser to 11*

[Toasty]

*puts on rubber suit* *bounces off wall, slamming into Split*

[Split Infinity]

Please, can't you see I was pointing a knife at you?

[Toasty]

Can't you see I hit you from behind?

[Split Infinity]

Yes, you hit my elbow and made my arm swing in an arc.

[Toasty]

*ducks Split's arm* *trips Split*

[Split Infinity]

*stabs in face* Are the asterisks' enough to get it into your skull?

[Toasty]

Nope, not quite. *pulls knife out of face* *jabs knofe through Split's skull* That's how you do it.

[Split Infinity]

But I'm not dead! *pulls knife out of face* *jabs knofe through Toasty's skull* I winz!

[Toasty]

*leaves to finish homework* OWNED.

[Split Infinity]

BOOM HEADSHOT.

[The Wind Seer]

*Attacks the 'Treasurer' with an ear*

[Aquamarine]

How can you attack someone with 'a ear'?

[Toasty]

And it's an ear, not a. [/Split]

*JUDO CHOP!*

[Blue]

* Throws Micheal Jackson at Toasty *

[Toasty]

No! Not Micheal Jackson!

*Kicks MJ between the legs* *MJ laughs*

[Blue]

*shivers* I shouldn't have brought in MJ. *Launches MJ from Spam Cannon*

[Aquamarine]

Do you guys think we should bring the Cabaret Trebuchet here?

[Toasty]

What Cabaret Trebuchet? I've heard of no such thing! *roundhouse's aqua's head*

[Aquamarine]

PS, FD, Blink and Split probably know what that is.

[Split Infinity]

I thought it was a novel idea. It launches people into the sun instead of mountains. :D

[Aquamarine]

And today's winner is... Toasty! *puts him in the Cabaret Trebuchet and launches him onto the Sun*

[Split Infinity]

SoT praised me the last time I assigned the club a mission, so maybe I should save him the hassle and make a new one, eh?

[Aquamarine]

Sure, why not. Fire away!

[Sea of Time]

Split Infinity, on Mar 20 2007, 07:15 AM, said:

SoT praised me the last time I assigned the club a mission, so maybe I should save him the hassle and make a new one, eh?

When's the last time I praised you for anything?

[Toasty]

XD BURN!

*throws the sun at Split*

[Split Infinity]

Quote

Split, I would normally give you a warning for stealing my job for making up plans. But I like this plan! Carry on people!

What have you ever done for GSSF, Toasty?

[Toasty]

I counted all the votes in the GSSF awards '07, I'm still working on the fansite, and I report every bot I see. Even go out of my way to look for them sometimes.

[Blue]

Brown nose! *Throws Toasty into a pile of cow pies*

[Toasty]

Mmm! Pie! *eats pie* *hurls all o' it on spleet*

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Mar 21 2007, 12:23 PM, said:

I counted all the votes in the GSSF awards '07, I'm still working on the fansite, and I report every bot I see. Even go out of my way to look for them sometimes.

ANYONE could have done that. As for the fansite, we're still waiting.

[Aquamarine]

Enough! *bonks Split's and Toasty's heads*

[Blue]

*Uses the Kirby Microphone power up and screams loudly*

[Toasty]

*ears 'splode*

Yes Split, ANYONE could have, but they didn't, and I did. You certainly didn't count them, so don't be a prick. And yes, you are still waiting on the site, which is still in progress and needs a little more time. So chill, sit back, relax, and sip your applejuice.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Mar 22 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

*ears 'splode*

Yes Split, ANYONE could have, but they didn't, and I did. You certainly didn't count them, so don't be a prick. And yes, you are still waiting on the site, which is still in progress and needs a little more time. So chill, sit back, relax, and sip your applejuice.

I once one of the first to volunteer, but I never received a reply from the Mod in question.

[Toasty]

That's why you do it first, then ask if they want it. *slaps Split*

[Split Infinity]

I tried that when I made the Awards topic. Look what happened.

[The Wind Seer]

Hmmm...
*KiCkS tREaSurEr*

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Mar 21 2007, 06:55 PM, said:

I tried that when I made the Awards topic. Look what happened.

No, you numbskull. You count them, ask a mod if they want the results in a PM, and let the mod post the topic.

*roundhouse kicks WS*

And WS, don't dO tHiS. It's annoying. Just stick with the regular old text.

[Split Infinity]

AlTeRnAtInG cApS pWnZ jOo!1!1!1!1!1

[Lemontime]

*kilz toastey*
omfg i cant buleve u guyz cudnt do dat111!!!!@:#:#:23::@:#:smile::PLOLOLOLOOLOL

[Toasty]

*comes back from teh dead* *eats Lemon's brains*

That's why.

[Aquamarine]

Now that you've eaten Lemontime's brains you're stupider than you were before. Which is saying something. :smile:

[Toasty]

*eats Aqua's brains*

Guess that last one makes me retarded.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah, but coupled with your original brain and Lemon's brain, you're completely braindead.

[Toasty]

The only thing keeping me from being brain dead is my own brain. *pulls off arm and hits split*

[Aquamarine]

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
ol

[Split Infinity]

Excuse me Aqua, is that spam I see? Hmm? Right, that's your third strike. No, don't try to justify your actions, I'm bringing you in this time!

[Toasty]

*karate chops Split with detached arm* HIYAA!!....eww...

[Split Infinity]

It's into the brig with you, sonny jim!

[Toasty]

*goes all matrix on Split ass*

[Aquamarine]

Split Infinity, on Mar 25 2007, 10:29 PM, said:

Excuse me Aqua, is that spam I see? Hmm? Right, that's your third strike. No, don't try to justify your actions, I'm bringing you in this time!

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

There!

[Toasty]

Too....much....lol'ing.........must.....kill.....Aqua! *tears off Aqua's head* *forces Aqua's head down Split's throat*

[Aquamarine]

That's not very nice of you...

[Toasty]

Hey Split! Your stomach is talking to me!

[Split Infinity]

The three strike system never worked on you, did it? From now on, I'm using the infinte strike system!

*strikes*

[Toasty]

*strikes back the empire*

[Split Infinity]

All your empire are belong to us.

[Toasty]

*1337 57rik3 0n 5p1i7*

[Gardna]

All your mother are belong to us.
*signs up as The Gardener*

[Toasty]

Did you get that title from me perchance?

*shoots split with lazr*

[Split Infinity]

No he didn't, stop stealing my thunder. I am Zeus, Ruler of Olympus!

[Toasty]

I kept on calling him gardener and other related stuff because his name sounds like gardener.

*lops off splits head*

[Gardna]

Mr.T, on Mar 31 2007, 09:44 PM, said:

Did you get that title from me perchance?

*shoots split with lazr*

Nowai!
*throws napalm on Mr.T*

[Toasty]

*violently shakes off napalm* *sumersaults through the air and drives heel through Gardna's stomach*

[Blue]

*has Kirby eat Toasty*
Probably thought you were a piece of toast. XD

[Toasty]

Ouch my buttered toast. [/ed] *bounces off kirby* *spin kicks blue*

[Wiflewood]

Fight Club

Rawr.

[Split Infinity]

That shirtless guy is a noob.

[Toasty]

That shirtless guy is Big *** Dan.

[PDM]

He has a big *** john

[Ironsight]

*enters and takes a seat in the crowd stands*
wait! weres mah popcorn!! :D
*laughs as blue flies past and crashes into the stands*

[Split Infinity]

What are you talking about? *head rotates slowly*

[Toasty]

Oh noes! Split's head is comming off!.......meh. *walks off*

[Ironsight]

*pulls baseball bat out of bag of popcorn* now it is!!! *knocks Splits head out of the park*

[Sea of Time]

Though having nine members is significant in no way, I have taken Mr. T off the public enemy list. But he has been marked, and will be favoured in the next fight to survive.

In the next 20 posts, whoever gets burned the most or beat up the most or pretty much owned in every way, will get put on the public enemy list.............forever.

[Toasty]

*Lion combo on Split* *uppercuts Split* *roundhouses Splits ass to a wall*

[Sea of Time]

Come on, I want some real insults and not ganging up on one person. Let's get some material going in here.

[Ironsight]

*luanches heat seaking rockets out of bottomless popcorn bag arsinal*
*rockets lock on to Splits headless, bleeding body*

*turns around and bashes Mr. T's face in with a new baseball bat*

[Sea of Time]

This isn't going to end well.....

I get the final say though! =D

[Toasty]

DS, you're about as straight as a circle! *drives fist through DS's stomach*

[Ironsight]

thats straiter than whatever crooked shape you are!
*round houses Toasty in the face*

[Toasty]

Dude, you do know you we're facing split when you said that, right?

*judo chop!*

[Ironsight]

it doesnt mater if i was, Splits head should be out of the atmosphere by now, so he wouldnt be able to hear

*throws bits of popcorn at Toasty*

[Toasty]

*eats popcorn* *summons great popcorn dragon on DS* Buttery wrath!

[Ironsight]

fool!! you cant use my own power against me!!

*absorbs buttery wrath*
*takes controll of Popcorn Dragon*
*jumps on dragons back and sits on saddle*

now face my popcorn themed wrath!!

*Popcorn Dragon bites of Toasty's head and eats it*

[Toasty]

*popcorn dragon 'splodes* tsk tsk tsk. Everyone knows it's dangerous to leave popcorn out in the sun!

[Ironsight]

regular popcorn, yes. but you have yet to witness my: SUPER POPCORN!!!

*popcorn turns into armor suit*

rise my minions, RISE and destroy the one who is known as Toasty!!

*army of popcorn soldiers spring out of bag and unleash an onslaught of buttery goodness upon Toasty*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Toasty]

*popcor soldiers 'splode* Ooooooh. Must be pretty hot today.

*throws DS in giant microwave* DON'T MAKE ME BRUN YOUR CORN!

[Split Infinity]

GIVE US A FISHIN' BLIDDY MISSION ALREADY!!

[Ironsight]

NNNNOOOO!!!!!!
ILL HAVE MAH POPCORN THEMED REVENGE TOASTY!!!!

*missles hit Splits body, causing chunks of Tofu to fly everywhere*

[Split Infinity]

*eats tofu on the way past*

[Ironsight]

*uses popcorn based powers to melt into butter and escape Toasty's giant microwave*

HAHA im free!!! time for that revenge i promised Toasty

*loads gun**sneaks up behind Toasty and shoots him in the back of the head*

[Split Infinity]

:D You killed Lenny! And all he ever wanted was a bunny rabbit...

[Ironsight]

colateral damge Split

*pulls out giant axe and brings it down on Splits head, spliting his skull in two

hey, i split Splits skull in half ;)

[Aquamarine]

DarkSword, on Apr 13 2007, 08:52 AM, said:

hey, i split Splits skull in half ;)

lOL0mG n00 WAI!!13451!‚1TE!

[Split Infinity]

Well kiss mah grits and fry mah hide.

[Blue]

o.O
Ewww, WTF Split, don't ever say that again. *back hands split, and Toasty for no reason*

[Ironsight]

*runs Blue over with Toasty's car*

[Wiflewood]

This is Madness!

[Sea of Time]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

*kicks into bottomless pit*

[Toasty]

*boot*

DarkSword, on Apr 13 2007, 01:11 PM, said:

*runs Blue over with Toasty's car*

GET OUTA MAH FREAKIN' CAR FOO! *snipes*

*chucks yoshi at Blue*

*forces stale tofu down splits throat*

[Split Infinity]

If we don't get a mission by tomorrow, I'm taking over!

[Toasty]

You can't take over if you're choking on stale tofu. Now swallow it!

[Split Infinity]

BARF!!

[Ironsight]

oh noez! leaving Split in charge of is bound to come to nothing but disaster!

*ducks and avoids sniper shot**spills drink on leather seats while ducking*

oops....

[Toasty]

Ewww......Split regurgitated his vital organs......

*hurls*

[Split Infinity]

...self off of a cliff.

[Ironsight]

*pushes Split off a cliff*

guys, im ooT for the weekend, will this be a problem in the public enemy thing?

* karate chops Toasty into a million pieces*

[Hotshot101]

This again. Wow I have been gone a long time. Shall I join again?

[Toasty]

*reconstructs* Hah!....*eats tofu*

[Sea of Time]

Hotshot101, on Apr 14 2007, 03:17 PM, said:

This again. Wow I have been gone a long time. Shall I join again?

Give me a title and you're good as in.

[Hotshot101]

the martial arts guy. *knocks on door*

[Ironsight]

*kicks down door**raises MP5 and fills Hotshots stomach with lead*
hey guys, im back!
*waves MP5 wildly in the air and starts shooting everywere*

[Split Infinity]

THAT'S IT! I'M TAKING OVER THIS JOINT! *kicks SoT into a pit*

[Blue]

*Kicks Split, in the pit?*
Yeah, I was thinking I could be insulting with that, but I failed.

[Split Infinity]

THIS...IS...FIGHT CLUB!!

[Hotshot101]

*gets up and punches darksword into pit*

[Split Infinity]

UNGH...YEAH! YOU DO THAT!!

[Hotshot101]

*walks toward pit and looks down* Hmm. looks like a bottomless pit. *walks into the building and joins the fight*

[TheEnglishman]

Hotshot101, on Apr 17 2007, 04:15 PM, said:

*walks toward pit and looks down* Hmm. looks like a bottomless pit. *walks into the building and joins the fight*

*walks in*
Yeah I hear those non-bottomless pits suck. Thank god you're hear to clarify to me that it is actually a bottomless pit.
*walks out*

[Blue]

*plants a mine on Me111*
See ya later buddy.

[Sea of Time]

Noooo, why must the good die so young!!!! *watches Mr. T explode from Me111's mine*

How ironic...

[Blue]

?_?
What, wait, how did that, but time and space physics, teleportation...
*implodes*

[Sea of Time]

Mr. T crossed paths with Me111 and everybody already knew that Me111 is invincible because he's British, so Mr. T died!

[Blue]

*spawn kills SoT*
Ewwww, how did I get covered in all this blood?

[Sea of Time]

It's those blood packs I've been packing under my shirt. You didn't kill me! You killed the blood packets!

NOW SMITE HIM FIGHT CLUB, FOR ATTACKING YOUR LEADER!

[Blue]

....
*Fires SoT out of the Spam Cannon*

[Sea of Time]

That's it, you're on the list!

[Blue]

Good, that means I can get into that Night Club. XD

[Sea of Time]

THE LIST OF PUBLIC ENEMIES!

*dramatic music*

[Blue]

Oh, if thats the case...
*shields self in spam*

[Aquamarine]

Finally, we have a target! *kicks target*

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Apr 17 2007, 05:50 PM, said:

Mr. T crossed paths with Me111 and everybody already knew that Me111 is invincible because he's British, so Mr. T died!

Pretty much.

[Split Infinity]

Darn, my quote just got knocked off Me111's sig.

Why have you forsaken me!?

[Hotshot101]

*does a kick so hard at blue the entire area explodes* That was messy

[Toasty]

*comes back from teh dead* *implodes everybody* BRAIIIIIIINSS........

[Hotshot101]

*rises from the dead again* *Attacks Mr.T with a move so fast it looked like lightning*

[Toasty]

*eats Hotshot* *sizzle*

[Split Infinity]

Are you sure it's a good idea to eat somebody with Alien in their signature?

[Hotshot101]

*Turns into an Alien and blows up Mr.t when exiting his stomach* It wasn't a good idea.

[Split Infinity]

No, it probably wasn't.

[Hotshot101]

*Throws Mr.T's remains down a bottomless pit* Thats that.

[Split Infinity]

You like Snoop Dogg?

[Hotshot101]

Never heard of it.

[Split Infinity]

You haven't been on Earth long, have you?

[Toasty]

*walks up the walls of teh bottuml3ss pit* *tears Hotshot in tew* BRAIIIIINS!!!

[Hotshot101]

*pulls back together* *Spits acid on Mr.T's face* Die you zombie!

[Toasty]

...Zombie? WHERE?! *runs*........*shoots HS*