[Blue]

You know how hard it is to recover that?!
*goes fishing in the toliet*

[Split Infinity]

Haha, Blue is infertile.

[Caael]

Lol split wos rayped bi garfeeld

[Ironsight]

Hahaha, escout was on his period
*runs*

[Caael]

* places convenient brick for DS to trip up on*

[Ironsight]

*trips on brick and accidentaly takcles Caael, making him fall on a wooden post*

[Split Infinity]

Oh my God, are you okay? *strokes wooden post*

[Blue]

I thought you liked wood Split. xD
*hits Split with the wooden stake*

[Ironsight]

*watches as Split burnes into ash*
huh, i never knew Split was a vampire

[Split Infinity]

Hah! Now there are millions of me! *blows into people's faces*

[Ironsight]

*sends Simon Belmont after escout*
*gets Cartman to drink Split's Ashes in a tasty milkshake*

[Folcon]

DarkSword, on Sep 18 2007, 10:04 PM, said:

*sends Simon Belmont after escout*

*runs into sunlight*

Wait I'm not a vampire, see.

*Simon walks off*

*throws a hand grenaide at DS*

[Ironsight]

*picks up grenade*
HOT POTATO!!!
*throws it to Split*

[Blue]

*shoots the grenade while its in Splits hands*

[Folcon]

Here Blue, have some coffee.

*Gives Blue a cup of coffee laced with cocaine*

[Blue]

Thanks! *Throws the steaming hot coffee at DS*

[Ironsight]

gimme dat!
*takes from Blue and drinks*
Whoa...that is some crazy stuff, just look at my eyes

[Split Infinity]

Blue, on Sep 19 2007, 01:01 PM, said:

*shoots the grenade while its in Splits hands*

Hah! It was just a flash grenade...

*PHOOMP*

[Ironsight]

*watches as Splits eyes explode out of his head8
Whoa, cool!
*grabs some pocorn and drinks more of escout's coffee*
Crazy....

[Split Infinity]

You were watching with enlarged retinas, so your eyeballs just exploded too.

[Ironsight]

Really? Wow, i ddidnt even know...
*picks up eyes from ground*
Five second rule, hahaha
*shoves eye back in skull*
CRAZY!!!

[Split Infinity]

Eww, they had dust and gunk all over them.

[Ironsight]

Really? Wow, i ddidnt even know...
CRAZY!!!

[Split Infinity]

*yoinks out eyeballs*

Now I can sell these to a merchant monkey and be rich!

[Blue]

*Steals the eyeballs* Yoink!

[Aquamarine]

Spam King, on Sep 18 2007, 03:50 AM, said:

And what? *innocent look*

I HATE YOU!! How can you not like Holly Dolly?!

[Split Infinity]

Who said I didn't like it? Stop jumping to conclusions before I jump on your mom.

[Folcon]

*shanks Split with a homemade pocket knife*

[Blue]

*shoots escouts foot with a .45 Magnum*

[Folcon]

Ouch!

*turns around and farts in Blue's direction*

[Blue]

*implodes*

[Folcon]

*does the Macharaina*

God, I know I missspelled that.

[Split Infinity]

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena,
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena,
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena,
Eeeh, macarena!

[Toasty]

*runs up to split and 'splodes his head with a rocket launcher*

[Split Infinity]

http://www.gallagher.com/blog/images/macarena_dance.jpg

[Folcon]

*jams a piece of re-bar through Splits stomach*

[Ironsight]

*runs at Split, grabs bar in his stomach and pushes him into escout*
Like a Shish-kabab
*Grabs flame-thrower and roasts Split and Escout like during a barbeque*
dinners ready!

[Split Infinity]

You could have told us that before you roasted us. :)

[Blue]

*Slaps DS across the back of his head* Whats the matter with you Focker?

[Split Infinity]

*throws a filthy rat at Blue*

Haha, you got the plague!

[Blue]

*kills rat and ties tail to end of a stick* Rat flail!
*Smacks Split with it*

[Split Infinity]

*burns Blue with the coils of a desk lamp*

I'm gonna go make my dinner now.

[Aquamarine]

I'm telling Orca what you're doing to that rat.

[Folcon]

*castrates Aqua with a pair of rusty scissors, then feeds his boys to a gator*

[Caael]

* kills escout with cheese wire*

[Folcon]

*uses a ridiculously large sword to slash Caael from nose to nave*

[Caael]

Hah, my vital organs are all in my feet! * puts on steel invincible shoes*

[Split Infinity]

...Caael has sex with his feet.

[Caael]

Girls with feet fetishes are really just after me :)

[Split Infinity]

Lol, toejobs.

[Caael]

* pictures*

Okay, that is just weird.

[Ironsight]

*Force feeds Caael with pictures*

[Folcon]

*beats DS into unconsciousness, then sticks him in a dog suit and dumps him in the back alley of a Chinese restaurant*

No one eat the egg rolls and dumplings.

[Split Infinity]

Did someone say dumplings? *devours*

[Ironsight]

At least it wasnt a Russian place. They eat dogs
*uses dog instincs to set a pack of rabid wolves on escout*

[Folcon]

*beats the hell out of the wolves and becomes their new pack leader. Then kills them all in a horably bloody death*

[Aquamarine]

DarkSword, on Sep 24 2007, 04:49 AM, said:

At least it wasnt a Russian place. They eat dogs
*uses dog instincs to set a pack of rabid wolves on escout*

Russians don't eat dogs.

[Split Infinity]

But the Chinese do.

[Folcon]

Oh course, why do you think there are no strays around the restaurants.

[Split Infinity]

Because they EAT THEM! =D

[Folcon]

escout, on Sep 23 2007, 10:25 PM, said:

*beats DS into unconsciousness, then sticks him in a dog suit and dumps him in the back alley of a Chinese restaurant*

No one eat the egg rolls and dumplings.

Thus the reason I said that.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah! It all comes together now!

[Folcon]

Good.

*jams a corkscrew into Split's eye and yanks it out*

[Ironsight]

I dont wanna be furry!
*Grabs corkscrew+eyeball from escout and shanks him with it*

[Folcon]

*borrows Blue's spam cannon and fire DS from it into the moon*

[Ironsight]

I propse a new arena! the Moon! And since the supreme Dicatator never comes in here, I can do that!
*Uses tractor beem to bring everyone to the moon*

[Folcon]

*uses insaine super jump to escape the moon's gravity and drift back to earth*

[Ironsight]

*Sets Tractor Beam in reverse and crushes escout with it*

[Folcon]

*peels face off pavement and climbs into Wraith. Launches into space and unloads laser cannons on DS*

[Ironsight]

Heh, Wraiths are old school, watch this
*Summons Mothership, and watches as it blows escouts wraith to bits*

[Folcon]

No way, your mothership is too slow.

*sideslips into rouge wormhole and is sent to the other side of the galaxy.*

[Ironsight]

*-That the Zerg had previously taken over*
*uses giant telescope to watch escouts wraith get devoured by a...Devourer*

[Folcon]

*gets blasted through a flux tube and sent rocketing back to earth and 300 X the speed of light. Arrives back at Earth and kicks DS in the face before landing, causing DS's head to rip from his body and fly into a volcano. Then feeds DS's body to the jackels*

[Ironsight]

*DS' body fights off Jackles, and then strangles escout to death*

[Folcon]

*kicks DS's corpse in the nads*

[Ironsight]

Technicly, i cant feel pain, since my body doesnt have a head that has a brain to receive pain, so hah
*chokes escout harder*

[Split Infinity]

*twists DS's head back on and rips out his nads*

[Folcon]

*Throws DS into a prison full of sex deprived convicts.*

*smashes a t.v. over Split's head*

[Caael]

* Puts a horse head in escout's bed*

[Folcon]

too bad it was a rental

[Split Infinity]

OH SNAP!

[Ironsight]

Lucky for me you threw me in a Womens Prison
*steels a prison guard's gun and shoots escout several times in that rat's-ass of a face he has*

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Sep 26 2007, 09:27 AM, said:

Lucky for me you threw me in a Womens Prison
*steels a prison guard's gun and shoots escout several times in that rat's-ass of a face he has*

What is your definition of 'lucky' in that context? XD

[Ironsight]

........
*kills Split with bare hands*

[Split Infinity]

Aaaack...GET OFF!!

*grab a flail and caves DS's head in*

[Ironsight]

Spam King, on Sep 25 2007, 04:43 PM, said:

Aaaack...GET OFF!!

*grab a flail and caves DS's head in*

What?! Split made a GRAMMAR ERROR!!!
*Univers explodes*

[Split Infinity]

That would be considered one of my rare unnoticed typing errors.

[Ironsight]

i noticed, its grammar-ish :P

If the universe exploded, then how are we still alive?

FIGHT!
*watches as Mario, Picachu, and Kirby do battle*

oh no! i mean yay! it looks like we got transorted to the SSBB universe when ours exploded!

*eats Spicy-Hot-Curry*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*breathes fire all over Split*

[Split Infinity]

*throws a freezie, solidifying the flames as well as DS's lungs*

[Ironsight]

*pics up Golden Hammer and crushes Split's ribs with it*

[Split Infinity]

DarkSword, on Sep 26 2007, 10:03 AM, said:

*pics up Golden Hammer and crushes Split's ribs with it*

THAT'S SHORT FOR PICTURES, YOU FOOL!

[Ironsight]

*gives Split a papercut with pic of Golden Hammer*
hahahaha! IMSOEVIL!

[Folcon]

Uses

Spoiler

Diddy's Peanut Popgun

to blast DS away.

[Ironsight]

*Straps on

Spoiler

RocketBarrel

and steadies out* *revives horrific memories of escout's scout past and brings them into the real world, thus, reignighting escout's fear of showers*

[Folcon]

Never had a fear of showers. Always took mine early in the morning before anyone else was up. Since breakfast was at nine, people started getting up around eight. I always wake up around seven, so I always had the shower to myself.

Anyway - *Rochambeaus DS.*

[Ironsight]

SUPERCALIFRAGULISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!!!!!!1111!1!!!!11
*brain explodes from trying to spell it*

[Folcon]

To quote Sean Connery from the movie The Rock, "Some sniper's going to shoot his ass."

*shoots DS in the ass with a BB gun*

[Ironsight]

*catches BB, sticks in mouth, and shoots it through a straw back at escout so it hits him in the face*

[Folcon]

*ignores Ds and starts beating Blue with a baseball bat*

[Ironsight]

WHAT!? BLUE'S HERE!
*joins escout using a board with a rusty nail in it*

[Folcon]

*leaves Blue to DS and pokes Aqua in the eyes the next time he comes in*

[Ironsight]

*Cuts off escout's fingers*

[Sea of Time]

I have a plan. I can open Fight Club 2 again, import all the new members and start a new plan for all the members!

However I would have to close this one. What do you guys think?

EDIT: New plan, I can open the original, assume my place as dictator and merge all the other topics into it.

[Ironsight]

The supreme dicatator is never in here. We havent gotten a mission yet. And personaly, I liked the old one better. By all means, go ahead!

[Sea of Time]

I'll merge them all then.

[Sea of Time]

Bumping the original. Give me some time to merge the topics.

[Sea of Time]

Alright, finished. If you post here, you get added to the list of members. If you want an awesome nickname to go on the list, just give one in your first post. Away you go!

[Split Infinity]

You just want people to post in your topic.

Abuse, absue...

[Ironsight]

Im in, but ill have to think of my incredibly devious name later

[Sea of Time]

So complain. What's wrong with making an ultimate fight club topic! If anything it reduces clutter and reminds everyone of ye olde fight clubs.

[Split Infinity]

What's the point of a Fight Club if you never give us any ****ing assignments?

[Sea of Time]

I'll give you some ****ing assignments! Just give me some time!

[Someone Else]

Oh my god ****ing swear filter.

[Split Infinity]

Kay, I look forward to those ****ing assignments then. :P

[Ironsight]

Im thinking Split is going to be Public Enemy again...just a shot in the dark

[Split Infinity]

I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE DARK! *shoot*

[Toasty]

Toasty - Raging Spammer [/ye olde FC nickname]

*round house kick's split with a lead foot* *split flies into brick wall*

[Sea of Time]

Are you in or not Split? WD?

[Someone Else]

Not me, no. I just like the use of "****ing" and had an impulse to join in on that.

*DISSAPPEARRSS*

[Sea of Time]

Pfffft fine. *fires a grenade off of throne*

[Split Infinity]

I'm in, for now...

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, for as long as you're not on the public enemy list.

[Ironsight]

*stabs Toasty in the eye with a spork I got from the trash*

[Sea of Time]

*bothers DarkSword*

"I like the part where he stops moving!"

[Split Infinity]

*throws a cat at SoT's face*

[Ironsight]

*beats Split with an ugly-stick*

[Split Infinity]

*kicks DS into the ugly pit*

[Ironsight]

*holds up mirror in Split's face, which shatters and cuts up his face into bloody pulp*

[Split Infinity]

*screws up face and bounces shards back at DS*

[Ironsight]

*consumes*

[Split Infinity]

*smashes tons of mirrors at DS, making him incredibly fat*

[Ironsight]

*Barfs all over Split, covering him in Mirror shards, Puke, and Fat*
*Is skinny again*

[Split Infinity]

Anno. :P

[Ironsight]

*Steps on Splits Face*

[Split Infinity]

ANNO!

[Ironsight]

WTF does ANNO mean?!

*grabs baseballl bat and smack Split in the stomach with it several times*

[Split Infinity]

Anorexic, foo'.

[Ironsight]

Oh
*Stats hitting Split with the baseball bat agian*

[Split Infinity]

*yanks the bat off DS and smashes him off the screen*

[Ironsight]

*Comes back riding Giga-Bowser*
ATTACK, MY PET!
*Giga-Bowser steps on Split*

[Split Infinity]

*picks up the giant hammer and deals 800% damage to Giga Bowser*

[Ironsight]

*Giga-Bowser dies and falls on Split, crushing every bone in his body. Yes, even that one*

EDIT: My name shall be: The Master Sheath!

[Folcon]

Escout will be in once more. Can I have my old title back of vice-dictator?

*hog ties DS and puts him in a catapult. Fires the catapult into a spiked wall*

[Blue]

*shoves escout into the spam cannon and fires him into Noob Land*
Muahahahaha

[Folcon]

*beats the **** out of all the noobs and leavs noob land. Hog ties and catapults Blue into Boob Land.*

Wait, that's too good for him. Oh well, I think it was man-boob land anyway.

[FlamingDuck]

*pulls everyone into a mosh pit*

[Blue]

*ends up in womans boob land* Well hello nurse!

[Folcon]

*the nurse is really a transvestite*

*uses a sniper riffle to snipe DS*

[Ironsight]

*Dodges Bullet*
*Shanks escout with a Spork I got from the trash*

[Folcon]

That's disgusting. You could have at least washed it first.

*throws DS into a vat of hydrochloric acid.*

[Ironsight]

AAAAHHHH! IT BURNS US!
*Turns into smoke, flys into ecout's lungs, and suffocates him from the inside*

[Blue]

*puts corks in all of escouts orfices so DS can't get out*

[Folcon]

*splodes, then comes back together, Terminator 2 style*

*runs Blue over with a 62' Camero*

[Ironsight]

*Splodes the Camero*
*Acctivates energy sword on wrists and cuts Blue to ribbons*

[Folcon]

*feeds DS to the Wraith*

[Caael]

* prods escout with a spoon*

You win this round, but i'll be back!

[Ironsight]

*Kills the Wraith while its feeding on him, causing it to return his lifeforce, make him slightly younger, and give him temporary superstrength*
*Punches though escout's head*
I HAV DAH POWUH!!!

[Split Infinity]

*pours acid into escout's cranial cavity*

That's permanent brain damage for sure.

[Folcon]

*locks self in closet to sulk and heal wounds*

[Ironsight]

*Kicks down door and throws in a Spike Grenade*

[Folcon]

*hides behind plasma shield. after the explotion, jump into a warthog and drives far, far away*

[Split Infinity]

*chases escout in a banshee and flips the warthog with a plasma bomb*

[Ironsight]

*Blows Split's Banshee up with a Roket Luancher*

[Split Infinity]

Hah! Vehicles are indestructable you foo-

*gets blown out of the banshee*

[Folcon]

*runs through a portal to take self to a different gaming world other then Halo*
*looks around and sees a run down house and a large empty feild, with a small town nearby*

WTF! How'd I get in Harvest Moon.

*kicks a Harvest Sprite*

[Ironsight]

*Uses Haxxor Skillz to trap escout in Harvest Moon for eternity*
*Destroys Split with Spartan Laser*

[Folcon]

*beats the stuffing out of the Harvest Sprties untill the Harvest Goddes sends to another world*

*looks around*

now where am I?

*sees sign that says 'Welcome to Mordor'*

aww damn.

[Split Infinity]

*calls R-dog's avatar to scratch escout's eyes out*

[Folcon]

Wrong Mordor.

*Kicks an Orc in the balls and runs away.*

Where's Gandolf when you need him?

[Ironsight]

He's helping me fight off an army of scouts at Minas Tiruth

[Split Infinity]

Is that meant to be a play on my name?

[Ironsight]

No, its a ploy on escouts mane

[Blue]

What about Ganondorf? *Warlock punches DS*

[Ironsight]

look at my sig, I'M the Warlock!
*Curses Blue to try and beat Halo 3 campaign on Legendary (like i'm trying to do now) for all eternity*

[Blue]

Too bad I don't have a 360.
*curses DS to watch Barney the Dinosaur for a day*
Thats worst than any curse.

[Ironsight]

*Gets Barny Pebbles to come over*
Barny P: "There can be only one Barny!"
*watches as Barny P dismembers Barny the D*
You know, this show isnt as bad as I thought

[Blue]

*starts singing*
I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts!

[Ironsight]

*Brains Blue with coconuts*

[Blue]

This is an 81 Honda, how dare you!

[Folcon]

*throws DS through a t.v. screen*

[Ironsight]

*Grabs shard of glass from svreen and stabs escout in the eye with it*

[Folcon]

*shoots DS with a hand gun*

[Ironsight]

*Dodges* *Shoots escout with an MP-5 SMG*

[Folcon]

*gives DS the finger and leaves*

[Ironsight]

*Rips off escouts finger and sticks it up his **s*

[Blue]

*ties DS down in the path of a Stargate. Turns on Stargate and watches as DS gets incenerated*

[Ironsight]

*Gets beemed up by the Asgard at the last second*

[Folcon]

*Unleashes a few million replicators onto the Asgard ship*

[Blue]

*puts escout on a large grill* Who wants escout burgers?

[Ironsight]

*Activates Darkara Super weapon and destroys all the Replicators in the Milky Way galaxy*

[Blue]

*fires Destruction Wave, killing the multiverse*
Woops.

[Ironsight]

*Hides inside of a Pocket Dimension*

[Blue]

*puts the pocket dimension in his pocket*
I own you now.

[Ironsight]

*Burns hole in Blue's pocket*
And now your poor too

[Folcon]

*bends over with a lit lighter and farts, creating a new universe*

I am the creator, worship me.

[Ironsight]

lol, ok Peter Griffin
*Starts own religion*

[Folcon]

*Shanks DS*

[Ironsight]

*Dies*

[Folcon]

Good.

*kicks DS while he's on the ground*

[Ironsight]

*Turns into a Zombie and bites off escouts foot*