[Moonear]

*throws pies at everybody*

[Ironsight]

*Lands in Australia*
I'm coming for joo lemons!

[Moonear]

pssst, the pie has rat poison.
<_____<

>_____>

UMMM, ERRRR, DELICIOUS RAT POISON! EAT IT NOW!

[Split Infinity]

So why isn't this topic considered spam now?

[Moonear]

Cause it's pain bringing spam.

[Split Infinity]

*fires up the spam vulcanizer*

[Eugine]

*kicks Split in his nuts*
Assuming he has one ^^

[Split Infinity]

Oh contrare, Eugine. I happen to have two.

****!

[Ironsight]

=O

[Split Infinity]

THAT HURT DAMNIT!

[Eugine]

Split, stop faking x.x
Just say you didn't feel anything ^_~

DS, your turn to fight with Split.

[Ironsight]

*Punch*

[Split Infinity]

*limps away*

[Folcon]

It's time to call in a friend of mine.

*opens cell phone and hits a speed dial number*

on phone (Hello, Chuck, its me. Yeah, I need a hand. You will, thanks.)

*closes phone with a snap*

*Chuck Norise shows up and starts beating the hell out of everyone*

[Little C]

*punches him in head till darksword falls and then when he gets up i shank him and then shoot him while hes on the ground and then grab a twelve gage shotgun and blast his ugly homo face of and throw him of a bridge (this is after i spit and peeed on him*

[Eugine]

I bet DS kick your arse in real life ^_~

[Little C]

bull crap i always kick his arse or whatever u say

[Eugine]

lol... I'll wait for DS to respond.

[Ironsight]

Lol, I thought his account was deleted. Gimme a sec to go find "Little C" >:P

[Drizzy Drake]

Who is this Little C character?

[Moonear]

He appears to be DS's little brother who sucks at typing and thinks that DS is a homosexual idiot. *Watches DS beat the crap out of Little C*

[Drizzy Drake]

DS should tape him beaitng up his brother, then show us.

[Toasty]

Don't forget, it's an extra ten points for neutering!

[Folcon]

*Straps Little C to a torpedo and fires him into an astriod*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Throws Rosie O'Donnel on top of the already magnled Little C*
That landing must have hurt, but Rosie will KILL.

[Moonear]

Damn DS, you got Wesley and "Little C" in your life. That must suck.
*makes skidz listen to Simple Plan*

[Drizzy Drake]

ihatekraden, on Jan 17 2008, 08:45 PM, said:

*makes skidz listen to Simple Plan*

Like hell you do. Make Little C listen to it, seeing as the way he types, he would probably liek SP.

[Ironsight]

Nah, LC is cool. He hates the Fatass almost as much as I do :P

[Drizzy Drake]

That wink doesn't make me like him any more.

[Little C]

screw you guys
*shoots ihatekraden and skidzorz in head and throws them off a bridge*

[Ironsight]

*Pokes out Skidz's eye with a dissmembered finger*

[Drizzy Drake]

Little C, on Jan 17 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

screw you guys
*shoots ihatekraden and skidzorz in head and throws them off a bridge*

What bridge, we're on a ****ing comet. *Picks up Sephiroth's Masturmeme, and Aeires's LC*

DarkSword, on Jan 17 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

*Pokes out Skidz's eye with a dissmembered finger*

Would that finger happen to be DoW's?

[Ironsight]

You mean Toasty's?

[Drizzy Drake]

Sure. He got blasted to bits with Barret's minigun, so I assume a few limbs got blown off.

[Little C]

how the f*** are we on a commet. I dont get this place.

[Ironsight]

Don't try to understand
*groin kicks Skidz*

[Drizzy Drake]

escout, on Jan 17 2008, 08:10 PM, said:

*Straps Little C to a torpedo and fires him into an astriod*

Asteroid, whatever. Still, there ain't no water, let alone bridges.

[Drizzy Drake]

DarkSword, on Jan 17 2008, 09:04 PM, said:

Don't try to understand
*groin kicks Skidz*

That was Split. God your eyesight sucks.

*Stops the Matrix in it's tracks, freezing DS and Little C in their places. Takes the brains out of each other and switches them, putting LC's brain in DS's body, and vice versa*

No who's getting his ass kicked at home. :P.

[Ironsight]

*Grabs Skidz's hair and bashes his head into a brick wall*

[Little C]

ok since theres not gonna be any gravity i can do many things to you.
*picks skidz up and throws him off the asteroid and lets him drift in outer space and spits on him before doing so*

[Drizzy Drake]

DarkSword, on Jan 17 2008, 09:15 PM, said:

*Grabs Skidz's hair and bashes his head into a brick wall*

*Grabs DS's 14 year old head and smashes it into the brick wall so hard that it breaks. Then curbstomp's DS on one of the bricks.*
Youtube "american history x curbstomp" and you'll see what I mean.

Little C, on Jan 17 2008, 09:15 PM, said:

ok since theres not gonna be any gravity i can do many things to you.
*picks skidz up and throws him off the asteroid and lets him drift in outer space and spits on him before doing so*

*Flys back, takes some of Jehova's DNA and turns into Sephiroth*
Hello, C.
*Grabs his Mastermume and slices Little C's head off*
That's what you get for f**kig with me.

[Ironsight]

Just a heads up chris, but you might wanna try: "Spits on skidz and tosses him off asteriod" instead.

[Quacnar]

COZ IS GETTIN IN THE GAME!!!!

*Sneaks up behind Darksword and knocks him out with Riddler gas*

[Ironsight]

*is immune to Riddler gas because its lame*

[Split Infinity]

*distributes immunity injections*

[Quacnar]

*Uses Riddlerosis gas which breaks through all immunities Riddler gas couldn't due to its lameness*

[Split Infinity]

Riddlerosis gas follows the same strain as Riddler gas, so we're stiill immune to it.

[Quacnar]

But I added osis to it, which makes it 10* as powerful.

[Split Infinity]

If you knew anything about immunity, you would realise that it makes no difference.

[Quacnar]

*Murderizes Spam man using riddler cane, so he stops spitting out scientific blasphamy*

[Split Infinity]

Poor Spam man. I'll miss him.

[Quacnar]

I hate you(in a loving way(lies(truth(lies(maybe)))))*Writes that he shoul explain code names before having action in *'s* *Stabs Spam king with pen*

[Split Infinity]

Technically there is no Spam King while the awards are taking place.

[Quacnar]

Then what would you like me to refer to you as?

[Split Infinity]

Ah, but that's the problem, you see?

[Quacnar]

*Throws 6.5 riddler grenades at person who posted before me in this topic on this post*
Hows that??

[Split Infinity]

A lot of people posted before you.

[Ironsight]

*killers Coz*

[Split Infinity]

Heh.

[Toasty]

lolpun

*shoots split*

[Folcon]

*splodererizes everone with plasma granades*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Sticks everybdoy with Plasma Grenades, runs away*

BOOOOM.

[Toasty]

*sticks everyone with duct tape grenades*

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 18 2008, 09:05 PM, said:

*sticks everyone with duct tape grenades*

If you take the duct tap grenade off me, I'll take the plasma off you. Deal?

[Ironsight]

NOTHING can remove duct tape. Your screwed.

[Split Infinity]

*rips off arm*

Good thing I had those starfish genes implanted in my DNA.

[Ironsight]

*Rips off all of Split's body parts*

[Split Infinity]

*pop*

[Folcon]

*walks away, shaking head*

(heavy sigh) where do they find these people?

*everything explodes into billions of pieces except me*

[Split Infinity]

*escout explodes into a trillion pieces*

[Folcon]

*pulls self back together*

alright, I'm going away now.

*leaves before anymore bodily harm can be inflicted, slapping Split on the back on the way out*

*five seconds later, split goes into convolutions from a tazor tag on him*

[Ironsight]

*Watches Split start foaming at the mouth*

[Split Infinity]

This burger is so delicious!

[Folcon]

too bad it's laced with rat poison.

[Moonear]

*rolls up like an armadillo and squishes everyone*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Jumps in Defiler, and balsts DS into a bagilliontrilliongoogolpleion pieces.*

[Folcon]

*eats a giant mushroom and grows fifty feet tall. Steps on skid*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Eats mushrooms, and thinks everybdoy is coins, and runs everybody over. Ala Robot Chicken*

[Moonear]

*feeds escout a poison mushroom*

[Folcon]

*kicks skid away because I'm still fifty feet tall*

edit: damn

[Drizzy Drake]

HA.

Pwnd.

[Folcon]

*kicks skid in the head*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Eats mushrooms, and 10 Super Mushrooms*
*Sits down, demolishing all of Africa, all of Australia, and Parts of South America and Europe*

[Folcon]

good thing i'm staying on my private moon base right now

[Drizzy Drake]

Yes, yes it is. Uh, there goes America. Well, Canada now has the best army in the world. Because me=win.Yes, yes it is. Uh, there goes America. Well, Canada now has the best army in the world. Because me=win.

[Eugine]

*kamekazi*
Yeah, I know I spelt it wrong.

[Quacnar]

*Emerges from underground lair and turns everyone into babies*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Puts a Seru on Killercoz's arm and then brings the msit into the world turning him into a mindead, but still moving, creature*


You'd have to play Legend Of Legaia to understand.

[Quacnar]

I dont so I dont what to say except..... THAT WAS A CLONE YOU FOOL!!!!!
*Clone dissappears and 100 other Coz clones with riddler canes attack every member that goes on on GSSF*

[Drizzy Drake]

Fine. I will explain this next attack.

The Warhammer back story is that the 4 Chaos Lords were sealed away thousands of years ago, becasue they would destroy ANYTHING in their path and they could NOT be destroyed, so they were sealed with a secret spell, and YOU do not know that spell.

*Opens Chaos gate Releasing the 4 Chaos Lords, and with that, killing every last clone that Killercoz has made*

And they can sense human presence so they found the real Killercoz, and kileld him too.




Pwnd.

[Folcon]

will you stop referenceing that damn game before I come after you with pooh on a stick.

[Ironsight]

You can't "jump in" a defiler. Its a Daemonicly possessed machine!

[Folcon]

*pokes DS with pooh on a stick*

[Quacnar]

*Says PLagodish Vitznar Dinghoogent and the monsters get sealed away again*
Before death Killercoz downloaded himself into a computer so when he died a new stronger robotic Killercoz would come to life.
*New robo Coz emerges and fires laser beams at all*

[Folcon]

*pokes coz with pooh on a stick*

bad robot.

[Drizzy Drake]

*pokes escout with a stick*

[Folcon]

ha, your stick is no match for my pooh on a stick.

*pokes skid with pooh on a stick*

pooh on a stick >>>>>>>>any weapon

[Drizzy Drake]

Skid=Poo, so it does NOTHING.

[Folcon]

*sets skid on fire*

[Moonear]

Uses following weapon on skidz:
http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/i...mp;#entry340933
Lol, my first post evar.

[Folcon]

bashes ihk with the wheatsword.

[Toasty]

*hammers everyone with the Bread Mace*

[Folcon]

*summons the Popcorn Dragon*

[Ironsight]

*summons christ on a bike*

[Folcon]

*farts in DS's general direction*

[Eugine]

lol, ihk escout reply is priceless.

escout, on Oct 6 2007, 11:24 AM, said:

First off, read the rules, don't revive dead topics. And second, that weapon sucks.

Words, sometimes, are more deadly than weapons.

[Folcon]

*sodomizes eugine's avatar with a 2x4*

[Eugine]

My cat is bleeding.

[Folcon]

*pokes eugine with pooh on a stick*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Plays Britney Spears records at high volume*
That outa kill anybdoy listining.

[Folcon]

good thing my speakers are turned off.

*forces skid to watch anime that is horribly dubbed*

[Eugine]

That killed me escout, even if your primary target wasn't me.

[Drizzy Drake]

Stupid badly dubbed anime.

*Closes eyes*

HA.

[Folcon]

*changes language track to French, which is dubbed even worse in terrible accents*

[Eugine]

lol, but your volume is still high. It rapes my ear!

[Quacnar]

*Robo Coz bops people on their head for not having their daily fruits and veggies when they could have had a V8*

[Ironsight]

*EMP Grenade*

[Toasty]

*PIMP grenade*

It's like an EMP grenade, but with a "PI" instead of an "E". And it shoots out a shockwave of fuzzy purple hats. n.n

[Ironsight]

*Calls the coppas on Toasty*

[Folcon]

*pokes DS with pooh on a stick*

this never gets old

[Quacnar]

*gets old*

[Folcon]

Fine,

*throws pooh on a stick away and gets a new stick*

oh look, a rat

*kills rat with stick. Ties rat's tail to stick.*

*"New Weapon Created" says a strange voice. Dead Rat on a Stick boosts attack power by a lot*

*beats coz with Dead Rat o Stick*

[Moonear]

.eugine, on Jan 20 2008, 08:25 PM, said:

lol, ihk escout reply is priceless.

Words, sometimes, are more deadly than weapons.

Haha, I was scarred when someone yelled at me on my first post. But then Aqua yelled at escout.

*throws marshmallows at Eugine*

[Folcon]

*hits ihk with DRoaS*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Equips FF7 summon materia*

BAHAMUTTTTTT.

[Moonear]

LESSER POPCORN FURY!

[Folcon]

Yawn...

*triggers the Apocalypse*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Meteor from FF7*

Oh, ya alright I'l be right there.

[Ironsight]

*Rides bike over water*

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Jan 21 2008, 12:45 PM, said:

LESSER POPCORN FURY!

So you've read PS's wheatsword post eh?

*summons the popcorn dragon on all yall's hindquarters*

FEEL IT'S STINGY SALTY WRATH!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

WARN

[Quacnar]

Would you like to let your level 20 Coz to evolve?
Yes
*Coz evolves into Cozzy a deadlier coz*
Cozzy use poke attack!
*Everyone is poked*

[Moonear]

NOOOO, ANYTHING BUT POKING!!!! *pokes cozzy back*

[Quacnar]

How dare you!!!!!
Cozzy use sit!
*Cozzy sits on Haaris*

[Drizzy Drake]

MEWTWO.


Huh?

WTF.

I asked for Mewtwo you idiots, not Jirachi. Jesus ****nig Christ, can you retards do anythnig right. FINE. I guess I'll have to use Jirachi. *Walks off pissed*

[Quacnar]

what???
Anyways... Cozzy use arrogance!
*Cozzy mocks everyone so there strenght and defense decreasres*

[Moonear]

SPELL CORRECTLY, COZ!
*unleashes the grammar and spelling police on Coz*

[Drizzy Drake]

CHARTURTSAUR!!!!!!!


Fusion pokemon. Pwnd.

[Toasty]

"MILK CARTON! I CHOOSE YOU!"

"USE MILK SQUIRT!"

"It's not very effective...."

.....****.

[Drizzy Drake]

CharTurtSaur, use Poo-Breath

*Everybody drops dead from the smell*

Skid wins the battle.

[Eugine]

*had on gas mask*

[Drizzy Drake]

Too bad your pokemon are dead. Nope, not KO'ed, DEAD. The world of Pokemon has finally met the reators of Rockstar. Expect a video of Ash and Misty screwing, hidden in the game, within 2 monthes.

[Quacnar]

Ash is *** and happens to be Gary's bf in the japanese version.

[Folcon]

and only you would play it coz.

Magicarp I choose you.

Carp.

Magicarp use a splash attack

*nothing happens*

[Toasty]

No escout, it's magicrap. :(

I once had a dream where Ash, Brock, May, and Pikachu were in a log cabin (snow outside), and ash was screwing May (thankfully nothing visual) in a bedroom upstairs. Pikachu was at the kitchen table drinking alcohol looking depressed (don't blame him), and Brock sits down at the other end and say something. Pikachu just sets his galss down, and walks out the door.

It was weird.

[Quacnar]

alrighty then.
Cozzy evolves into Cozicus!
Cozicus use mesmerization!
*Everyone is hypnotized by Cozicus*

[Folcon]

Ooookayy...

Magicarp use hyper beam

...

What do you mean you don't know hyper beam?

*kicks magicarp*

*magicarp dies*

damn

[Quacnar]

Cozicus use mind control on Escout!
*Cozicus takes over Escout's mind!*
Escout beat yourself up!!!
*Escout punches himself repeatedly!*

[Folcon]

*shoots coz*

no taking control of other people

[Quacnar]

why not?

[Folcon]

those are the rules damn it.

*kills coz with a chainsaw*

[Quacnar]

Show me where it says that. BTW I am immune to all of your attacks because youre under my mind control.

[Folcon]

F*** you coz, no mind control.


*sodomizes coz with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire*

[Quacnar]

I cant be hurt because I am the universe!
*Cozicus and trainer combine into the universe*
You are all screwed now!!!!!
*Lightning striikes on Escout, Darksword, Dude of wind, Water dude, GL, PDM, Fire dude, Earth dude, Kate, Lightningstar, IhateKraden, Sea of Time, Nick Presta, Max, .eugine, Skidzorz, and Split Infinity*

[Folcon]

*presses universal reset button*

bye bye coziverse

[Quacnar]

NO!!!!!!!!
*Sends out Coz Clone army again to recreate Coziverse*
ATTACK CLONES!!!!

[Folcon]

*implants virus into coz clones that only affects the coz clones and destroys them all, for now, and forever*

[Quacnar]

*Coz clones are immune*
*Coz clones all attack Escout*

[Folcon]

*opens hyper cube and sucks all the coz clones into it*

now they are all stuck in my bottemless pocket universe

*closes hyper cube and puts back in pocket*

Edit: I think coz was stumped by what a hyper cube is. Good thing I have the only one in existance. And it only works for me. Wheeee!!

[Ironsight]

escout, on Jan 21 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

*presses universal reset button*

bye bye coziverse

But only I have a Universal Reset button. And it only Works for ME!
*presses the URB*

[Toasty]

*horny Ash rapes everybody*

HE'S ON THE LOOSE!

Quick! COVER YOUR BUTT-HOLES!

[Folcon]

*pulls machine gun out of hyper cube and fills ash full of lead*

he's dead now, its safe

[Moonear]

*eats escout's hyper cube*
mmm, hypercubey

[Folcon]

hey, that's my hyper cube. You can't have it.

*knocks ihk down and cuts hyper cube out of his stomach*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Does Link's final smash to Escout*

Now you're down to ONE stock. :(.

[Quacnar]

*Coz clones create cooler Coziverse contained in cube*
*Hyper cube blows up and Coz clones run rampid*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Places plasma grenades on every single Coz Clone*

BOOM.

Bye bye.

[Quacnar]

I would notice after the first one you placed. therefore your way is not clever enough to kill them.
*The 99 coz clones use their flamethtrower on Skidzorz*

[Drizzy Drake]

Well actually, seeing as this is post for post, you didn't notice till the last one, and then it was too late. Sorry. Clones=Dead.

Don't make it not fun, grrrr.



POST IN TRT TO MAKE IT TO 1337

[Moonear]

*punches skidz in the face*
Ha ha, the simplest ways always work!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Kicks IHK in the ba...............................................ck*
Simple=win.

[Folcon]

killercoz, on Jan 22 2008, 03:50 PM, said:

*Coz clones create cooler Coziverse contained in cube*
*Hyper cube blows up and Coz clones run rampid*

you can't destroy a Hyper Cube from the inside by creating a second universe in it. Hyper Cubes have an infanet amount of space in them. a universe, no matter the size, will still have a finite limit to how big it can get before it starts to collapse back in on itself. So my hyper cube is still intact.


*pulls Apache attack Helicopter out of Hyper Cube, kills the coz clone hiding in it, and flys away to safe distance to start shooting missles at everyone*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Goes to the White House and sets off all the nukes they have, and aim them at Killercoz. Well, and one at Toasty*


That is alot of nukes. They have enoguh to blow up NINE planets the size of the Earth, but choose not to. Pfhhhh. Pansies.

Killercoz and Toasty-KIA.

[Folcon]

Drat you skid.

*Apache crashes*

Drat you and your nukes with their EMPs that fried my chopper.

*rummages through Hyper Cube and pulls out a hover bike equipped with lasers and rocket launchers, and is immune to EMPs*

*gets on hover bike and rides around, shooting rockets randomly while the radio starts playing every clichéd motorcycle riding song one after another*

[Drizzy Drake]

All the nukes that the US have, you ain't dodgeing that. And if you happen to, the mushrooms clouds will kill you.

Pwnd.

*Gets on Fenrir(Cloud's) motercycle and drives up to Escout. Pulls out swords that are PART OF THE BIKE(oh yeah, that pwns) and instead of taknig the root that everybody is expecting(cutting his head off), jams sword in Escout's wheels, causing him to flip over 20 tiems before falling down a hole with spikes, lava, snakes, and bunnies, THAT ARE KILLERS, at the bottem.*

Holy run-on-sentence Batman.

[Folcon]

what part of hover bike do you not understand. there are no wheels.

*fires lasers at skid*

someone else post, I'm tired of fighting skid and coz all the time.

[Eugine]

Save the cheerleader, save the world. I miss Heroes season 1.

*Kills next person who replies to this topic cuz Heroes season 2 made me sad.*

[Drizzy Drake]

*Dodges laser*

Fine, I'll go the cop-out route.

*Grabs swords from side of Fenrir and chops Escout's head off.*

See.

[Folcon]

*grows new head ah la Cid from MIB. or whatever the regenerater guy's name was*

Do you have any idea how annoying that gets?

*fires heat seeking rocket at skid*

good think this hover bike works on cold fusion

[Drizzy Drake]

*Does awsome dodge liek Cloud does in Advent CHildren*

YAYYYYYY.

*Puts on materia that Escout can not see*

BAHAMMUUUUUUUUU, oh wait, thats the Chocobo summon. I'll be right back.

*Goes into the corner and shuffles aroun a little*

Alright I'm ready.

BAHAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

*Bahamut appear and eats Escout whole, demolishing Escout's body into nothingness because of the acid lased stomach, and i mean acid.*

Bahamut-Wtf Skid, that was nothing. I'm ****ing hungry man.
Me-Alright, go eat Engand, they aren't even a real country anyway.

[Folcon]

you seem to forget that it is a heat seeking rocket. damn it!! do you even read the ****ing posts. And you have to take a ****ing hit damn it. You can't just be able to avoid every god damn ****ing thing that is thrown at you damn it! That does go against the rules of the ****ing game!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :ph34r: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: B)

*hides on hyper cube at last minute*

[Drizzy Drake]

**** YOU. I AM GOD. I AM THE ALMIGHT BEING. I AM...

BOOM

God damn, ****ing, ***ass, heatseeking missle.

*Jumps into Hyper Cube with Escout and pulls a Japan*

KAMIKAZIE MUTHER****ER.

BOOM.

*Two heads fly out of the hyper cube into space. The heads then fuse together at the back*

What the ****. I'm stuck with you for all eternity. **** THAT. Must, find, a, way, to, de-attach. Ugh, it's no use. Ok, well. What's your favourite book Escout?

[Eugine]

Dude... I am insulted. I am God.
*smite thee with my Godly powers*

[Folcon]

ouch eugine, smite skid, not me.

*has Chuck Noris punch skids head off*

*goes back into Hyper Cube and fuses with a cybernetic body stored there for just such an occasion*

*exits Hyper Cube and closes it, the hugs Hyper Cube*

I love my Hyper Cube, and all the goodies it contains.

[Drizzy Drake]

So you complain abotu God Modding you BI+CH.


SNorlaz I choose your. Huh, wtf. Get up you fat peice of ****.

*Snorlax gets up angrily and flicks skid to the planet Smearth, the planet that looks exactly like Earth, but with, smurfs*

Oooooo, SMurfette, get you cute little ass over here.

[Folcon]

you do remember that she is not actually a smurf, right. Gargamel created her to try and lure the smurfs out.

[Drizzy Drake]

So, she's hot. And since she is probably the only female on the whole freaking planet, I'm not passingu p the chacne.


Oh, there she is.

I'll be back in half an hour.

[Folcon]

and she is only about three inchs tall.

[Drizzy Drake]

So, all the better. Tighter Smaller is better

[Folcon]

More thanI wanted to know.

*walks away*

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm back. Wow, she's a beast in the sack.

[Folcon]

Hope you don't get Smurfpox.

[Blue]

... Ok, if there is no fighting then their going to call this spam so...
*Whacks escout over the head with a smurf*

[Ironsight]

Time to press the button again...

[Toasty]

NO! My stomach just settled from last time!

*shoves hand into the black crap and strangle's DS*

[Quacnar]

*Puts on Cozcorp's (My official company) new battlesuit*

Includes armor, forcefields, hyper cube protection, lasers, guns, knives, flight, speed, strenght, and much more suprises!

*Stabs Escout with several knives*

[Ironsight]

*Presses the URB*

[Quacnar]

*Not suprized*

Cozcorp battle suit is unaffected from certain predictable weaponry like spam cannons, URB's, hyper cubes and punches in the face. SO HA!!!

*Firer tri-laser at DoW*

[Ironsight]

THERE IS ONLY ONEW SPAM CANNON AND URB! You can't reverse engineer something like that if you don't have it!
*Universe resets*

[Folcon]

Exact same reason he can't do that with my Hyper Cube. There is only one Hyper Cube and it's MINE!!! And if your suit does all that but the protection from the URB, Spam Cannon, and HC, then...

*kicks coz between the legs and hears something go pop*