[Hotshot101]

*bullet richoshets back at Mr.T* Was that it? *shoots lightning bolt at Mr.T*

[Toasty]

Dewd, a bullet don't not not ricochet off a p3rs0ns hed mahn. *eats lightning*

[Hotshot101]

Well they do if your entire body has Alien bullet proofing. *Kicks Mr.T into a trash can*

[Toasty]

*Full Nelson's HS* Oooh. That's gotta hurt your back.

[Hotshot101]

*back heals instantly* Yeah right! *D-oes Full Nelson with super alien strength on Mr.T*

(When are some others going to show up? I'm getting tired of beating up Toasty here.)

[Toasty]

...Do you even know what a full nelson is? And some aliens are about as thick as a toothpick just to let ya'll know. At least in the movies.

*zomg fire ballz on HS wrf*

[Hotshot101]

(I don't know exactly what a Full Nelson is and I didn't say I was as skinny as a tooth pick)

*Gives a strange look and kicks Mr.T into a dumpster*

[Toasty]

*slams the dumpster down on HS*

[Blue]

*throws the bottomless pit at Toasty*

[Toasty]

*iz swalloweded intew nothingn3ss*

*3ats b0tuml3ss peet*

[Ironsight]

*crawls out of bottomsless pit** implodes Toasty from inside in the process*
the bottomless pit thing doesnt work you know, its actualy only a couple feet deep. thats why we just keep climbing out of it :)
*picks up Shotgun from the pile of slime on the floor that used to be Toasty, loads it, and points it at Hotshot*
lets see how imperviouse your skin is too point-blank Buckshot!
*shoots*
BANG!!!!

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Apr 18 2007, 03:24 PM, said:

*iz swalloweded intew nothingn3ss*

*3ats b0tuml3ss peet*

Yarr, Bottomless Pete be a good mate of mine.

[Hotshot101]

Oh ouch I am in pain! *Takes gun from Darksword and shoots him with it* DIE!

[Blue]

*Picks Dark Sword by the feet and uses him as a sword*

[Hotshot101]

*Melts Blue and Darksword with acid spit* Well say bye bye to your public enemy.

[Aquamarine]

It seems Hotshot has never heard of Snoop Dogg and Michael Jordan. And I, who live on the other side of the planet have. Weird.

[Saturos S.]

*fireworks* "Pheeeewww..... BANG!"

Saturos has entered the building! .... or club whatever.

[Aquamarine]

And because of that everyone exits the building. *leaves fight club*

[Saturos S.]

Another club ruined! I knew I was gifted in ruining stuff.

[Split Infinity]

What's next, the Tight Club?

[Saturos S.]

The Kite club?

[Split Infinity]

The Blight Club?

[Hotshot101]

The Sight Club?

[Ironsight]

weres SoT when you need him?

BOOM! The Right Club!

[Toasty]

No, the Wright club. :)

*tears off HS head*

[Split Infinity]

A museum for antique flying machines? Or city simulator games?

[Aquamarine]

The Bite Club?

The Site Club?

The Sight Club?

The Light Club?

The Lite Club?

The Might Club?

The Smite Club?

[Saturos S.]

The Smarties fanboy club?

[Toasty]

Your mom's club?
NOW START FIGHTING DANGIT! *goes all rambo*

[Split Infinity]

Lite Club sounds like a dieting group.

[Toasty]

*opens can o' WA-40*

[Ironsight]

Smite Club sounds cool

*eats can's contents**pulls out Dask Sword from GS and spills Toasty's intestines*

[Blue]

O.o?
How do you pull yourself out of some one?
*Kicks random person*

[Ironsight]

you explode our of their stomach l:P

*lobs of Blues head*

[Toasty]

That's lop's BTW.

WA-40 means "Whoop Ass" For those of you who didn't know. *coughdarkswordcough*

*Lasso's and strangles DS with intestines*

[Split Infinity]

And AIMS-20 means OMFGTHERESAMOTHAFORKINGRENADEFLYINGTOWARDSME!!

[Toasty]

Sure Split, like there's really a motha forking grenade flying towards you.

....

*boink*...wha? *'SPLOSION*

[EDIT] That'd actually make a pretty good comic.

[Split Infinity]

Player 7: *lies dead*
Player 3: He's camping, shoot him!!

Lawl.

[Toasty]

*shoots*

[Split Infinity]

*hides under a box*

[Toasty]

*sumo wrestler*......*sits*.......*on box*........*lol*

[Split Infinity]

Urp...help...he's...absorbing...me!

[Toasty]

*lols*

[Aquamarine]

*lawls*

[Ironsight]

*rofling*

and i do know what WA-40 is. i know everything ;)


*lobs off Toasty's head*

[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Apr 22 2007, 09:51 PM, said:

and i do know what WA-40 is. i know everything ;)

That's my line! *bish slaps*

[Split Infinity]

Shame you can't live up to it.

[Toasty]

Shame you can't live up to living.

[Aquamarine]

Why do you guys hate each other so much?

[Toasty]

It's one of those "friendly enemy" relationships.

[Split Infinity]

Arguing is fun. You should give it a try sometime.

[Toasty]

I get a lot of practice on that subject with my parents. ;)

[Ironsight]

*pokes out Toasty's eyes*

you wont get away this time Fissure!

*cuts of toasty's legs and switches for Blues legs*

[Toasty]

o.0; Huh?

[EDIT] Oh wait, this is the fight club. I feel so blonde right now. XD

*Beats on DS with ma' own dismembered legs*

[Split Infinity]

I can't imagine what you thought it was.

[Aquamarine]

*punches Spit Infinity*

[Ironsight]

*punches Aquamarine*

you say your blonde like its an insult dude >-_-

*punches Toasty**cuts of Toasty's arms and beats him with is own fists*

[Toasty]

Usually blondes are a little slow in the head. But seeing as you're probably blonde due to your remark, you have mah aplogees.

*toasty uses rotten milk! DS goes down!*

[Ironsight]

*DS uses Water of Life, DS is revived!*
maybe i am Blonde, and maybe im not stupid a**hole
*DS uses Dismemberment, Toasty goes down! Toasty's party was defeated...*
its usualy blonde women that are like that. us blonde guys have twice as much brain power for it as well as the extra looks -_-

[Toasty]

*see's blonde guy run into a pole* .....meh. j/k

But I DO know a lot of "slow" blondes of either gender.

Spork! I choose you!

*spork uses stab! DS takes 1 damage!*

[Ironsight]

california has a lot of stupid people. and i know alot of black-haired people that are stupid *looks at Toasty's picture*
*your enemy's week! Get 'im Computer Mouse!*
*Computer Mouse uses Left-Click! Toasty take 1000000 damage*
*Toasty goes down!*


*your enemy's week! Get 'im Computer Mouse!*
*Computer Mouse uses Left-Click! Toasty take 1000000 damage*
*Toasty goes down!*

[Split Infinity]

Split uses Right-Click!! A random attack is chosen!!

Split uses Scan For Viruses!! Your enemy has been quarantined!!

[Toasty]

DarkSword, on Apr 28 2007, 12:18 PM, said:

california has a lot of stupid people. and i know alot of black-haired people that are stupid *looks at Toasty's picture*

o_0 I have red hair dude. NATURAL red hair.

*Buttered Toast uses noodle whip! Split is cut in half*

[Split Infinity]

Split uses Paste!! It looks pretty reddish-brown to me!!

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6815/apicature3002customcustzj1.jpg

[Toasty]

Mr. T uses Explain! The lighting makes it look darker!

[Aquamarine]

Aquamarine says 'STFU' and 'GTFO'

[Toasty]

Mr. T uses WTF!? Aqua goes down!

[Split Infinity]

Aqua's party is pwned...

[Toasty]

Aqua whited out!

[Aquamarine]

Aqua is still here! Aqua attacks!

[Folcon]

*enter escout*

this sounds fun

pulls out a sakabato

take this aqua

smashes aqua's skull in

ha! ha! new guy rules

[Split Infinity]

Are you that guy with the Intro topic? Better go check...

[Folcon]

you do that

[Split Infinity]

i did it

[Folcon]

good for you

hits Split with sakabato <_<

[Split Infinity]

what is that

[Folcon]

what is what?


is any one even here, so i can join the fun?

[Toasty]

Mr. T opens can o' whoopass! Everyone goes down! Everyone is defated......Everyone whited out!

[Split Infinity]

Some way to greet a new member.

[Folcon]

i was killed by mr. T
i am so lucky.
escout uses resurection on him self.
escout's health is fully restored.
escout pullls out katana and strikes mr. T.

[TheEnglishman]

ARGH! This topic is exactly like the old fight club! It's just 'You're dead!', followed by 'No I'm not, you're dead!' over and over again!
*wanders out before anyone tries to hurt me*

[Folcon]

escout stabs Me111 through the back before he can leave

[TheEnglishman]

This is exactly what I mean!!!

[Folcon]

whats your piont?

escout hits Me111

untill a mission is given what else sould we do?

escout stabs blue

[TheEnglishman]

I just can't see why this topic is so ridiculously popular. Ah forget it. I've had my rant and I'm bored now.

[Folcon]

escout pulls sakabato back out and beats Me111's head in

where is every one else?

[Blue]

Thousand Year of Pain!
*Gives escout a sword enima*

[Folcon]

what's that suppose ta mean?

escout stows sakabato and pulls out katana.
escout slashes blue across the chest

[Blue]

You don't know what an enima is?
Its because I spelt it wrong. I meant Enema
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

[Folcon]

your sick Blue.

escout stabs Blue through the eye then chops off Blue's head.
escout goes on rampage killing everyone in room.

bring it on. i challenge every one here.

[Sea of Time]

escout, what do you want your nickname to be? I have to sign you up.

[Folcon]

please call me Escout

[Sea of Time]

For the front page, idiot.

[Folcon]

i cant use my screen name, fine.

i'll go with The Man

make that Pyro

[Sea of Time]

Nice name. *snicker*

[Folcon]

what are you laughing at SoT.

escout draws a katana and charges SoT

[Toasty]

Alright, enough godmodding! At least when I did it I hit people with my dismembered arms!

A'ight, from now on, nobody dies, and no more freaking swords.

*roundhouse kicks escout*

[Folcon]

fine, no more swords for now

escout pulls out knife and shanks Toast

[Ironsight]

*steps on escouts head*
you know, i have a dog with the same name as you
*pokes Toasty in the eye*
SoT, we need a mission dude :angry:

[Sea of Time]

True enough. Give me a day or so to think one up.

[Folcon]

how about a hostile take over off microsoft?

*escout shanks darksword*

that's for my head :angry:

[Toasty]

-__-;.......*grabs escout's knife, throws it into the firey depths of [satan's firey lair]*

Whoo! Inconspicuous refrences!

*drop kicks escout into a vat of burning oil*

And one more thing, you can't say that someone didn't do something, or say "That was my clone/paper cut out/etc. you just hit!" It's what happened last time, and it got annoying.

[Folcon]

escout casts Douse on himself. escout summons ally Baldor to his side. escout and Baldor beat Toast with baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire.

[Toasty]

*tears wire off mah manly chest* *whips escout with teh wire*

[Folcon]

escout punches Toast in chest and rips out heart.
escout takes bite out while ominous voice echoes

FATALITY

i've been wanting to use that one

[Toasty]

*bish slaps* Gimme back mah heart fewl!

[Folcon]

tastes like chicken

that is so cliched

[Ironsight]

*kicks into grave and bury's escout alive*
id like too help you, but i can see that your not very popular around here. and, if im gonna make any progress with these guys, i cant be directly ascosiated with you. you understand...right?

i wanted to use that on Split but i havent been able too find him

[Folcon]

*escout claws his way out off the earth*

youve pushed my hand Darksword

*escout pulls out a katana and leaps into the.*

Hiten Mitsurugi Dragon Hammer Strike.

*escout's atack cleaves Darksword's head open.

[Split Infinity]

Bang. You're dead.

[Folcon]

esout rises from the dead and pulls the bullet out of his body and flicks it at Split.

now your dead.

[Split Infinity]

Nope, your low-velocity bullet simply bounced off my foot.

[Folcon]

escout takes his katana and slashes Split across the face.

[Split Infinity]

Dodged it.

[Folcon]

i call forth my ally, Baldor

*escout and Baldor teamup and kill Split*

[Toasty]

*revives Split*

Now he's not dead.

[Folcon]

escout and Baldor kill Toast then kill Split while he is weak from revival.

[Toasty]

*rises from dead* *fully revives Split*

[Folcon]

escout casts blizaga and freezes Toast and Split. Baldor shaters thier frozen bodies into a million pieces.

[Toasty]

*reconstructs self* *glues Split back together with rubber cement*

[Folcon]

*escout cats Firaga while Baldor casts Thundaga.*

yes i like FF

[Split Infinity]

escout runs out of MP, Items, Summons and Attributes!

[Folcon]

escout returns to his ship and restores his stock of items and restores his health and MP to max.

[Toasty]

Toasty uses uberawesomesupermegasomethingorother attack! escout and his thngamabobwhateveritis goes down! Escout's party has been defeated!

[Split Infinity]

escout DIES and goes to HELL, where there is NO RETURN...

[Toasty]

Ooooh. That's a harsh sentence. Think he'll survive?

[Split Infinity]

Game file corrupted!

[Folcon]

escout kills the ruler of hell and climbs back to the surface world. due to exprence, all of escouts stats have now trippled. escout pulls out an M80 and shoots everyone.

[Split Infinity]

escout wakes up and realises he is DEAD and in HELL, where there is NO RETURN...

[Folcon]

fine, you force me to use my nova spam cannon of doom.


SPAM

[Toasty]

Ooooh. That's a harsh sentence. Think he'll survive?

And escout, experience means nothing to us. We have none!

[Split Infinity]

He is so not 20.

[Folcon]

no duh

[Split Infinity]

Aha, so you admit it!

[Toasty]

Course he's not 20! Since he's going to college, that means he's 21.

[Split Infinity]

o_o?

[Toasty]

You're right.

...

He is so not going to college.

[Folcon]

actualy i'll be 21 in a few weeks.

*escout and Baldor beat Split and Toast into a gooy mess with giant frozen fish*

[Split Infinity]

Prove it then!

[Toasty]

I'd like to see proof that you're almost 21, and still play FF.

[Folcon]

how should i "prove it" in a way that is legal.

escout hits Split over head with steel chair. Baldor hits Toast with 2x4.

[Split Infinity]

Take a photo of your credit card with your name on it. Also, make sure that the credit card number is in plain view... :angry:

[Folcon]

first- i have no credit card.
second- do you think i'm that nieve. dont answer that.

[Split Infinity]

You don't have a driver's license?

[Folcon]

i do. so buzz off. speaking of which

escout pulls out a chainsaw and attacks split, carving him into little pieces.

[Sea of Time]

Mr.T, on May 5 2007, 06:04 PM, said:

I'd like to see proof that you're almost 21, and still play FF.

You do realize that people like escout exist, right?

[Folcon]

thanks for the support SoT, here catch.

*escout lobs a baseball at SoT*

[Split Infinity]

escout exists? You make me laugh, SoT!

[Aquamarine]

My friend is 20 and he plays games all the time. So what?

[Folcon]

thats two that support the Great Escout. thanks Aqua.

*kills split*

[Aquamarine]

"Great" Escout? I don't think so. *kicks escout*

[Folcon]

you trator.

*escout calls fourth ally Baldor once more. escout and Baldor beat Aqua with frozen chickens.*

[Sea of Time]

*goes off to play baseball with Barry Bonds*

[Split Infinity]

Fight Club sucks muffins.

[Toasty]

Aquamarine, on May 6 2007, 06:19 AM, said:

My friend is 20 and he plays games all the time. So what?

Ah, but does he make refrences to the games in public like our spambot here?

[Folcon]

*heavy sigh*

and what games are you saying i am refrencing Toast?

*escout hits Toast with a bowlingball.*

and will people stop calling me a spambot, or i might not come back :P i'm serious. :P

[Blue]

*Hits the bowling ball with escout*

[Split Infinity]

*hits the whoop with da shoop*

[Aquamarine]

Mr.T, on May 7 2007, 02:21 AM, said:

Ah, but does he make refrences to the games in public like our spambot here?

Er... Well, he talks about games with other people who play them, like me.

[Folcon]

when i refer to Baldor, i refer to the Norse god Baldor, a mighty warrior whos death is the harbringer of Ragnarock, aka the end of the world.


i just noticed i've been misspelling Baldor's name, it should be spelled, Balder

[Blue]

Enough of this blabbering! *throws a pillow at escout*

[Folcon]

so now you want a pillow fight do you?

*escout wacks Blue upside the head with a rock filled air-line pillow.*

[Toasty]

escout, on May 7 2007, 07:19 AM, said:

when i refer to Baldor, i refer to the Norse god Baldor, a mighty warrior whos death is the harbringer of Ragnarock, aka the end of the world.


i just noticed i've been misspelling Baldor's name, it should be spelled, Balder

Regardless, references to Norse gods are disliked by many people. Especially people online due to a certain "incident" during Y2K.

But Greek gods are okay. Everybody loves Greece!

[EDIT] and one more thing. Less detail = better in just about everything. ESPECIALLY when talking to a lawyer....or the popo.

[Aquamarine]

Norse gods are awesome. Why would somebody dislike someone who talks about them?

[Folcon]

Everyone got a problem with my ally, fine I'll send him back to the Norse lands and find someone else.

*Balder disappers. escout rumages through book,*

ah, here we go.

*escout summons forth the Minator*

how do you like me now.

*Minator gores Toast while escout beheads Blue.*

[Blue]

Hey, don't make me charge my lazer. *pimp smacks escout*

[Folcon]

*escout beats Blue repeatedly over the head with the fender of a '64 Mustang*

[Sea of Time]

escout, you are super pissed and I'm loving it. I'm promoting you to Vice-Dictatorship. You now have the authority to give missions, as long as you run them by me first.

Congratulations.

[Folcon]

Sea_of_Time, on May 10 2007, 05:29 PM, said:

escout, you are super pissed and I'm loving it. I'm promoting you to Vice-Dictatorship. You now have the authority to give missions, as long as you run them by me first.

Congratulations.

as Cartmen would say, "Sweet."

that's cool, i try and think of somthing in the next few days and let you know.

[Toasty]

escout, on May 10 2007, 09:43 AM, said:

*hits Blue over the head with a car fender*

Thank you.

[Folcon]

no problem.

*hits blue agian with said carfender.*

Hey Boss, if i have mission ideas, should i post them, or PM them to you?

[Toasty]

Good! You followed my advice and used less details!

[Wiflewood]

Allies suck. Unless they're political allies. hehe.

[Toasty]

Fewl, pollitical allies is an oxymoron!

[Sea of Time]

Edgy, Toasty, real edgy.

[Folcon]

*escout strangles Toast with a Nerds Rope.*

[Folcon]

forgive the double post, but is no one particeapating anymore?

[Split Infinity]

No.

[Folcon]

d*** and i had a good mission idea.

[Split Infinity]

Post it, maybe people will come back.

[Folcon]

If SoT approves it, I was thinking a hostile takeover of Microsoft, or something, maybe Trump Industries, or the WWE. Of course, most of these would work better in the RP forum now.

[Blue]

*Strangles escout with brake lines*

[Folcon]

*cuts break lines with knife* now go put those back in Toast's car

[Blue]

Their useless now. *watches as Toasty's car comes barelling through, running over Toasty* Dang....

[Split Infinity]

Imbecile, those brakes were the only thing stopping that car's momentum!

[Folcon]

*escout pulls a bazooka out of thin air and fires a shot at the approaching vehicle, blowing it into shrattinal, while he takes cover behind a large rock*

happy now?

[Split Infinity]

No, you just blew it into hundreds of tiny pieces!

[Folcon]

at least it aint barraling out of control anymore, just a pile of scrap metal.

*escout fires bazooka at Spam*

[Blue]

*Throws a beer bottle at escout*

[Folcon]

*escout catches the bottle and looks inside*

Hey! this is empty.

*throws it back*

[Split Infinity]

*bottle spins and points at SoT* Ooh!

[Blue]

*Picks up Split and throws him and escout*

[Folcon]

*escout side steps the throw and Split crashes into wall.*

[Blue]

Thats what I was hoping for actually...
*throws escout at Split*

[Folcon]

*escout pulls out a sword and cuts Split in two as he flies by*

[Saturos S.]

Who wants some beer?

... wait, wrong club....

O well, Who wants some beer?

[Folcon]

*escout shoots Saturos in the face with a shotgun.*

no beer here.

[Split Infinity]

escout DIES and goes to HELL, from which there is NO RETURN.

[Blue]

Split is a bitter pill. *throws pills at Split, ala Dr. Mario*

[Split Infinity]

*stacks pills neatly by colour* Hey, where did they go? Those were prescription!