[Lemontime]

The sad part is that skidz is completely right... Good work Skidz, this has shown you are capable of complex thoughts.

High fives for you.

[Drizzy Drake]

Wind Dude, on Sep 15 2008, 09:45 PM, said:

The sad thing is I know exactly what he's talking about.

What's sadder is that to Dipsy sex = relationship =/

Pray tell, what am I talking about?

Blue, on Sep 16 2008, 03:56 AM, said:

Got my sights on some one. She's a pretty cool person.

pics or it never happened.

Lemontime, on Sep 16 2008, 07:03 AM, said:

The sad part is that skidz is completely right... Good work Skidz, this has shown you are capable of complex thoughts.

High fives for you.

*high fives the time of lemon*

[Saturos S.]

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 16 2008, 07:38 PM, said:

pics or it never happened.

Moar stalking plox.

[Valistrix]

I'm still crazy about a girl I mentioned in this topic a few months back. I introduced her to her current boyfriend, knowing full well that they'd get long well. That was probably a bit foolish.

We're still extremely close friends. But there's no end in sight for her and her boyfriend, so I'm just going to have to see how long I can hold out.

[Caael]

Friend Zone=/= Relationship

[Saturos S.]

Rape is the answer

That kind of sucks, just make sure you don't hang on her, waiting. Go around and socialize.

[Split Infinity]

Damn, no one took me up on my Miley reference. xD

Anyway, I guess you'll have to wait around and see what happens. If you can keep her within arm's reach there's a good chance she might consider you later on. Just don't try and steal her or anything, it'll only end up hurting people.

[Ironsight]

Split Infinity, on Sep 16 2008, 03:18 PM, said:

Damn, no one took me up on my Miley reference. xD

What's that, Split?

[Split Infinity]

See last post.

[Blue]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/bluethewarrior/Vacation/n590582988_917169_2479.jpg
I met her while smoking hookah. We have some similar interests. We'll see, I'm taking it really slow.

[My Best Wishes]

Caael, on Sep 17 2008, 04:59 AM, said:

Friend Zone=/= Relationship

As much as I hate internet slang, QFT.

[Someone Else]

Girl's been sending me texts beginning with "hey, you." as a greeting. Hm...

[My Best Wishes]

And you haven't proposed yet? Man are you not turned on.

[Toasty]

If it's starting with "Hey you" then SHE WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS you'vre got something to work with. Do you even like her, though, is the question.


So yeah, a girl I've known for a while went out of her way to say high to me today.

[Someone Else]

I'm a coward deep down. :3

[Valistrix]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 17 2008, 06:57 AM, said:

HEY LISTEN

I see what you did there.

[My Best Wishes]

I wouldn't count 'Hey You' as an indicator of interest generally.
Send back-
Hey just letting you know aliens are invading and kidnapping all the sexy ass people, don't worry you're safe, just letting you know where I'll be.

[Toasty]

That's mean and clever, both at the same time. I'd only say it in person though, because it could turn out sounding like an insult if it was a text, or over the phone or something.

Valistrix, on Sep 16 2008, 10:59 PM, said:

I see what you did there.

o rly?

[Valistrix]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 17 2008, 07:04 AM, said:

o rly?

yarly, srsly rly.

Oh, and Watch 's post was genius.

[Someone Else]

watch, on Sep 16 2008, 11:03 PM, said:

I wouldn't count 'Hey You' as an indicator of interest generally.
Send back-
Hey just letting you know aliens are invading and kidnapping all the sexy ass people, don't worry you're safe, just letting you know where I'll be.

Do you have a book or something of those? I'd like to see it.

And I agree, I'm waiting for a not-so-subtle hint before I really try anything.

EDIT: Which might be asking too much from teh females.

[My Best Wishes]

Wind Dude, on Sep 17 2008, 04:06 PM, said:

Do you have a book or something of those? I'd like to see it.

And I agree, I'm waiting for a not-so-subtle hint before I really try anything.

EDIT: Which might be asking too much from teh females.

Yea you got me. I don't have a book but I have some others like them, just random lines to get a response, I'll post em if you ask nicely.

And yea something not so subtle that you wouldn't think they said to every guy everywhere would be nice once in awhile when they're trying to show they like you.
*Stares at Icy and Kate*

[Ironsight]

Wind Dude, on Sep 16 2008, 10:53 PM, said:

Girl's been sending me texts beginning with "hey, you." as a greeting. Hm...

That happened to me one time. Annoying.

[My Best Wishes]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 17 2008, 04:04 PM, said:

That's mean and clever, both at the same time. I'd only say it in person though, because it could turn out sounding like an insult if it was a text, or over the phone or something.
o rly?

Why would you say that in person? It'd take way too long to say and it'd have to be at the right time, and where does the conversation go after that? That's what's good about texting, you can do it at anytime, and they can take as long as they want to figure it out/reply.

[Aquamarine]

Wind Dude, on Sep 17 2008, 08:06 AM, said:

Do you have a book or something of those? I'd like to see it.

And I agree, I'm waiting for a not-so-subtle hint before I really try anything.

EDIT: Which might be asking too much from teh females.

You should probably answer the messages, and make the answer slightly humorous. Just try to have fun when messaging them, and they should have fun as well.

watch, on Sep 17 2008, 08:03 AM, said:

I wouldn't count 'Hey You' as an indicator of interest generally.
Send back-
Hey just letting you know aliens are invading and kidnapping all the sexy ass people, don't worry you're safe, just letting you know where I'll be.

LOL, reminds me of this:
When a girl you like offers you a cigarette, you should say: "No thanks, I only smoke after making love. Which means I'm a ten a day man."

Anyhow, I was on a date yesterday. The girl suddenly called me out of the blue after months, so as to ask me some things about the university I'm going to attend, because she wants to try and get in too. So we met up, and it kinda turned into a date. I don't think either of us expected it to be a date.

Anyhow, she's okay and all, but I don't really have any real feelings for her. Unfortunately, I found out she's a virgin, which means I will never be able to get her into bed...

[Caael]

So your logic is a virgin will always be a virgin, so everybody ever born will always be a virgin, because according to you nobody ever loses their virginity because they're impossible to get into bed, which marks the end of the world.

[Aquamarine]

Well, my logic was a little simpler, but yeah, that's pretty much what I meant.

[Caael]

Dont make assumptions. Just because somebody is a virgin doesnt mean they never want to give up their virginity. Unless she's really religious, you shouldn't have too much trouble.

[Aquamarine]

I know she'll have to give up her virginity some time, it's just that she was in a two and a half year long relationship, but nevertheless didn't sleep with the guy. And I'm DEFINITELY not going to be with her for that long. One month tops probably. That is, if anything actually happens...

[Drizzy Drake]

So wait, you want to date this girl, knowing you guys wont last more than a month. What a waste of time. Both you guys will be dissapointed, and it won't be worth it. You date somebody because you WANT it to work, not the other way around.

[Aquamarine]

... Wow, Skidz is telling me off for wanting to get into a girl's pants. Didn't see that coming, I was kinda thinking he would be the one to understand me...

[Split Infinity]

At least he's not as big a man whore as you.

[Aquamarine]

Sticks and stones may break my bones Split, but at least the wounds will heal... Hopefully.

[Caael]

Surely if you only wanted a fling, go for a girl who would be easy to bed. That would save you a lot of hassle.

[Drizzy Drake]

Aquamarine, on Sep 17 2008, 06:17 PM, said:

... Wow, Skidz is telling me off for wanting to get into a girl's pants. Didn't see that coming, I was kinda thinking he would be the one to understand me...

I has principals.

Getting into a girl's pants is all good if that's what they want, but maknig a girl like you for a month, just to bust a nut, then get rid of them isn't the way to go. Be a g, but not an a...sshole.

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Sep 18 2008, 12:27 AM, said:

Surely if you only wanted a fling, go for a girl who would be easy to bed. That would save you a lot of hassle.

Well, there's this party coming up soon, and there are hopefully going to be some easy girls there... But that's just one party, and easy girls have slept with a gazillion people.

And I only want a fling now, but if I hooked up with her I bet I would want to be with her for a while. A couple of months or so. Especially since we're going to be attending the same university.

But to be honest, I've never slept with a virgin, and it seems kinda gross... Thinking about it just makes me feel like not thinking about it.

[Drizzy Drake]

virgins=HELLA TIGHT!!!=more pleasure=better than non virgin secks.

you fail for dissing SWV. sex with virgins.

[Caael]

You cant have the best of both worlds though aqua. You can either tell her you're not ready to commit and go have easy sex, or commit and maybe have sex, maybe not.

[Drizzy Drake]

I'd rather have a relationship with somebody I care about, with hopes of sex, then just one night of random lust with some girl I barely know.

[Aquamarine]

Well I CAN be with her and have flings at the side. She was telling me about the guy she was with for two and a half years and how she wouldn't sleep with him and he kept having affairs with other girls, but she still remained with him. So yeah...

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 18 2008, 12:35 AM, said:

virgins=HELLA TIGHT!!!=more pleasure=better than non virgin secks.

you fail for dissing SWV. sex with virgins.

Uh... Okay.

[Caael]

How very unlike you to say that, Skidz :(

Aquamarine, on Sep 17 2008, 11:39 PM, said:

Well I CAN be with her and have flings at the side. She was telling me about the guy she was with for two and a half years and how she wouldn't sleep with him and he kept having affairs with other girls, but she still remained with him. So yeah...Uh... Okay.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[Drizzy Drake]

Wait, so he cheated, and she stayed with him? WHOOOORE!!!

but rlly, sex with virgins>>sex with non virgins. Why does it gross you out? Jw.

edit @ caael-i have a good side behind all the sex drugs and rocks o crack.

[Someone Else]

Man, I am so proud of you, Dipsy. =D

I thin Aqua's a bit scared of the erm... possible bleeding

[Drizzy Drake]

AHA, like he's big enough to make them bleed.

And I've made non-virgins bleed so...

Aqua, just wear a condom, and if they bleed all over you junk, well, there's the latex in between.

[Mallick]

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 17 2008, 06:27 PM, said:

And I've made non-virgins bleed so...

I know! Once they've had sex, it's like you have to smack 'em three times as hard to get them to listen!

[Drizzy Drake]

Ya, and then when you smack them too many times, they fucking off themselves, and make their friends deal with the aftermath.

Fucking non-virgins. like, why cant they think of other people for once? But no, they feel like just because they only have a few monthes to live, they're just gonna pop too many pills and od on me.

****.

[Blue]

****, I just found out she's 18. Why are the cool ones so young...

[Toasty]

Well you're like, what? 21/22? The older you get, the less age matters.

I mean, look at it this way: A 16 year old would almost bever be caught dead dating a 12 year old. However, there are a lot of 30 year old people married to 34 year old people. or 20 year olds married to 24 year old people.

Though I suppose 18 would be a bit young for someone 3 or 4 years older.

[Split Infinity]

The only relevant part of that post was the last sentence. =/

[Toasty]

The only relevant part of your post was nothing.

[Split Infinity]

It was relevant to your post.

[Toasty]

It wasn't relevant to the topic. Now be quiet. I will not have my good name associated with the faggotry.


SO ANYWAY. This girl went out of her way to say hi to me on tuesday.

[Split Infinity]

If it wasn't relevant, then yours wasn't either. :]

[Laharl]

http://www.hotcupofrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/newsfromdomo.jpg

[Aquamarine]

Wind Dude, on Sep 18 2008, 03:05 AM, said:

I thin Aqua's a bit scared of the erm... possible bleeding

WD reads minds.

Gah, just the prospect of it freaks me the hell out!

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 18 2008, 03:27 AM, said:

AHA, like he's big enough to make them bleed.

And I've made non-virgins bleed so...

Aqua, just wear a condom, and if they bleed all over you junk, well, there's the latex in between.

You have to be at least 11 centimeters to make virgins bleed, and I'm definitely longer(bigger?) than that.

And of course I'll wear a condom, I've never had unprotected sex in my life, nor am I planning to any time soon.

[Mallick]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 18 2008, 02:52 AM, said:

It wasn't relevant to the topic. Now be quiet. I will not have my good name associated with the ******ry.


SO ANYWAY. This girl went out of her way to say hi to me on tuesday.

What good name?

[My Best Wishes]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 18 2008, 07:52 PM, said:

SO ANYWAY. This girl went out of her way to say hi to me on tuesday.

And...

Wind Dude, on Sep 17 2008, 04:06 PM, said:

Do you have a book or something of those? I'd like to see it.

• What are you doing, cutie? :-)
  
• SURPRISE!
  
• Knock knock...
  
• How's my favorite little brat doing? :)
  
• I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
  
• Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
  
• What sort of trouble are you causing?
  
• I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
  
• Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
  
• Girls are gross...
  
• Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :)
  
• I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
  
• Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
  
• Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
  
• I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
  
• Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
  
• Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
  
• You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
  
• Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
  
• Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
  
• I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
  
• Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
  
• I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.

[Toasty]

watch, on Sep 18 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

And...

And that's about it I suppose. She says hi to me a lot more than anyone else I know, anyway.

[Split Infinity]

Pick-up lines at their very worst.

[My Best Wishes]

Ashley Tisdale, on Sep 19 2008, 04:37 PM, said:

And that's about it I suppose. She says hi to me a lot more than anyone else I know, anyway.

.

Split Infinity, on Sep 19 2008, 04:38 PM, said:

Pick-up lines at their very worst.

Absolutely, their absolutely Pick-up lines Split. That's why they're done by texting and sent to people you know, but yea, pick-up lines at their worst.
They're better then sending 'Hey, what's up' to a chick because they invoke a response.

[Split Infinity]

They're close enough to being pick-up lines anyway. :/

[My Best Wishes]

No, a pick-up line is 'Where're you from Baby? Heaven?' Cheesy line that make you sound and look like a douche to a complete stranger.
Hell dude I use some of those texts on my mates when I'm bored, dunno about the girls guys at your school or the girls guys you hang out with but if I sent that to a female friend they wouldn't accuse me of trying to pick them up.

WD wanted them, I posted them. You can think what you want to think.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah. Except they're cheesy lines that make you sound and look like a douche to people you already know.

[My Best Wishes]

Depends what kind of person you are. I'm a pretty funny friendly guy to my mates so a random insulting text wouldn't be something out of the blue.

Anyway like I said
"WD wanted them, I posted them. You can think what you want to think."
Conversation over.

[Split Infinity]

I made a throwaway comment and you challenged it, sheesh.

[Toasty]

You asked him to challenege it Split.

[Split Infinity]

Uh, no. I didn't.

Also Toast, I think you're a little overpresumptuous when it comes to girls.

[Aquamarine]

Going on another date with that girl in a few hours. I know exactly where I'm going to take her. This club/cafe thing with hookahs is just awesome for going out.

[Caael]

...

So you're taking a girl to a strip club basically. Thats just about the best place to take one.

[Aquamarine]

...

You don't know what a hookah is, do you.

[Caael]

I thought you were just saying hooker in a weird way.

I've seen them before and I know what they are, but i didnt know what they were called until i looked it up on wiki.

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

I thought you were just saying hooker in a weird way.

Yeah thats what I thought? Hookah, a misleading word if you don't know what it means

[Someone Else]

watch, on Sep 18 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

[pickup lines]

Hmmm I can picture me saying about, say, 10 of those. =P Thanks for the list.

[Ironsight]

Ignore this please.

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Sep 19 2008, 01:26 AM, said:

Also Toast, I think you're a little overpresumptuous when it comes to girls.

Not really. It was just a thought.

[Split Infinity]

Well you're posting in this topic about how one girl said hi to you, and I think last time it was because another one said she was disappointed with your grade or something.

[Blue]

So you guys are saying I should still try to pursue?

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Sep 19 2008, 05:00 PM, said:

Well you're posting in this topic about how one girl said hi to you, and I think last time it was because another one said she was disappointed with your grade or something.

It's the same one, actually.

[Lemontime]

All sad again :\

[kate]

protip: swearing off men is not as easy as it sounds.

Also, kate was stalked! twas not fun. Fortunately mall security is my b!tch.

[Someone Else]

The mall security was super mean to me. That was just uncalled for.

[Drizzy Drake]

everybody is your bitch allmight one. *bows to kate*. secks naow?

[kate]

allmight one??

alllllllright

god I'm hot.

WD! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING IN THE SAME TOPICS AS ME??

SECURITY!!!

[Toasty]

Lawl. That girl is going out with her cousin's ex-boyfriend, who's also two years older and in the same class as both of us.

I'm tired of searching. I'll just contently wait for someone to come up and say they love me. Seems to be the easiest way.

Though I'm not really dissapointed. Only tired and lazy. =/

[Saturos S.]

Super Crazy Conservative White B, on Sep 26 2008, 06:53 AM, said:

Though I'm not really dissapointed. Only tired and lazy. =/

= scared of getting turned down?

[Someone Else]

Super Crazy Conservative White B, on Sep 25 2008, 09:53 PM, said:

I'm tired of searching. I'll just contently wait for someone to come up and say they love me. Seems to be the easiest way.

Doesn't work that way

[I'm Always BROKE]

Getting turned down is actually one of my biggest fears as well. So far, I never really took initiative in flirting with girls. I guess I'm just one lucky bastard who got played and laid by a girl. ^^ But seriously though, I still hate myself sometimes for being so insecure to not take any initiative talking or flirting to girls. I just got lucky once, but I wanna be lucky for a longer time than that... In other words; I'd like to actually have a girlfriend for once.

[Ironsight]

Diddy Kong, on Sep 26 2008, 11:57 AM, said:

Getting turned down is actually one of my biggest fears as well. So far, I never really took initiative in flirting with girls. I guess I'm just one lucky bastard who got played and laid by a girl. ^^ But seriously though, I still hate myself sometimes for being so insecure to not take any initiative talking or flirting to girls. I just got lucky once, but I wanna be lucky for a longer time than that... In other words; I'd like to actually have a girlfriend for once.

Answer = lotsa alcohol

[kate]

Wind Dude, on Sep 26 2008, 12:16 PM, said:

Doesn't work that way

I love you wd.

[Aquamarine]

Miley Cyrus, on Sep 26 2008, 10:04 PM, said:

Answer = lotsa alcohol

LOTSA SPAGHETTI

[Caael]

Wow

I've just discovered that somebody I used to go out with now has massive tits.

[Ironsight]

AhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Caael]

i'm interested in several people at the moment, but nobody i'm obsessed with. i'm just hoping that at parties something might "accidentally" happen with one of them.

[Ironsight]

See? Alcohol.

[Aquamarine]

Hey, I'm actually agreeing with DS. Who would have thunk it?

For the past two weeks or so I've been keeping a secret bottle of vodka in my room that none of my family know about. So before I go somewhere where I want to be a bit more relaxed and "crazy" than I am usually, I just have a couple of big swigs. Then I have a little more alcohol when I get there and I'm dandy.

[Someone Else]

kate, on Sep 26 2008, 01:26 PM, said:

I love you wd.

Hey hey now, you called mall security on me a couple days ago and NOW you're interested?

[Toasty]

Saturos Striker, on Sep 26 2008, 06:58 AM, said:

= scared of getting turned down?

No, = tired and lazy. I'll just wait 'till college.

[Drizzy Drake]

Denial, denial. You're scared of getting turned down. Just admit it. Everybody was at one point. Now go grow some balls and...naw, that's it. Just grow some balls man.

[Toasty]

I used to be afraid of denial. Now, I'm just afraid of making things awkward between me and people I know.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Miley Cyrus, on Sep 26 2008, 10:04 PM, said:

Answer = lotsa alcohol

I don't drink anymore.

[Lemontime]

Diddy Kong, on Sep 27 2008, 12:01 PM, said:

I don't drink anymore.

= Your balls just fell off?

[kate]

= stop it with the =

and wd, i'm a complicated woman, try and keep up

[I'm Always BROKE]

Lemontime, on Sep 27 2008, 06:26 AM, said:

= Your balls just fell off?

Nah, I still smoke. A lot actually. Don't need alcohol, it only makes me depressed while it should loosen me up. =/ But I've already prooved myself enough with alcohol so to say, so I know what I'm "missing".

[Aquamarine]

Diddy Kong, on Sep 27 2008, 04:01 AM, said:

I don't drink anymore.

LOL I LOVE YOU DIDDYKINS, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

... Damn, you're being serious. Man, I hate it when people who used to drink from time to time and were always cool suddenly decide they don't want to anymore...

[kate]

so drinking = cool?

dammit now I'm doing it too

[Aquamarine]

No, drinking doesn't = cool. What I meant is that I know a lot of people who are very fun and awesome to be around with when they're drunk, or almost drunk, and I hate it when one of them suddnly decides they're not going to drink anymore. I like some people for the sole reason that they're awesome for drinking with.

Not that I've ever gone drinking with Diddy...

[Drizzy Drake]

Super Crazy Conservative White B, on Sep 26 2008, 09:50 PM, said:

I used to be afraid of denial. Now, I'm just afraid of making things awkward between me and people I know.

No, you are in denial. Now shut up before I fucking smack you denial boy.

Aquamarine, on Sep 27 2008, 12:34 PM, said:

No, drinking doesn't = cool. What I meant is that I know a lot of people who are very fun and awesome to be around with when they're drunk, or almost drunk, and I hate it when one of them suddnly decides they're not going to drink anymore. I like some people for the sole reason that they're awesome for drinking with.

Not that I've ever gone drinking with Diddy...

You have`t É(supossed to be a question mark) wow, he sure knows how to give people a good time. We were in the Red Light District for a good 3 hours. Not that we had any money to fuck, we just liked looking at the women in the window.

[Toasty]

Vanessa Hudgens, on Sep 27 2008, 09:56 AM, said:

No, you are in denial. Now shut up before I ****ing smack you denial boy.

You're entitled to believe what you want, I guess.

[Nosferatu]

You're in denial of being in denial. Oh snap.

[Lemontime]

Me life is so fuggin' lonely right now...
It's totally not great at all.

[kate]

The one thing I miss about my ex is that when I was with him I focused on hating him instead of hating myself.

ITT we talk about how much we hate ourselves and the reasons why we'll never be loved

I'm a tad emo today. Sorry, not emo, just un-bunnyriffic.

[Saturos S.]

Aha.... hating your partner is what real relationships are about... 10 years after marriage.

[Neo]

I've been doing rather good in my relationship to be honest! After 16 months with the same girl now. I know, it's crazy. Probably 90% of you all would say I just have to go out and get as much women as I can, but I'm not really like that. Before this girlfriend I had my fair share of girls, and even though I'm not that old, I feel really comfortable with this girl. Of course, we had and have our problems, but don't we all?

Main problem with relationships is repetitiveness I guess. It all gets the same after a while. Sitting on the couch watching t.v., sitting in the pub as every Saturday, no new conversational updates, less sex and overall boredom. That usually happens after about 6-8 months. With my girlfriend and me it lasted from like month 7 till month 13. Yes, a long time. But now it's going awesome. We go out all the time, do fun things whenever we can, never sit on the couch watching t.v. in the evenings. Sex is awesome again and I'm never bored with her!

I feel lucky!

[kate]

K this is srs bizness guys.

so there's this guy I work with and we've been joking around and becoming good friends (I suppose it could be seen as flirting, I don't really know how to flirt) and last night he told me he liked me. The only thing is I'm not sure I like him. Like seriously, not sure. I don't want to lead him on, but I don't want to shoot him down in case I do like him. BLEH

what do I do /b-gssf?

[Drizzy Drake]

Go on a date with him. See how you feel. If you're attracted to him, great, if not, then oh well, **** happens.

Never hurts to try. I'm kinda impartial to the guy about to be turned down though.

[Mallick]

kate, on Oct 21 2008, 06:11 PM, said:

K this is srs bizness guys.

so there's this guy I work with and we've been joking around and becoming good friends (I suppose it could be seen as flirting, I don't really know how to flirt) and last night he told me he liked me. The only thing is I'm not sure I like him. Like seriously, not sure. I don't want to lead him on, but I don't want to shoot him down in case I do like him. BLEH

what do I do /b-gssf?

Barrel roll.

You should be honest with him. Tell him you're not sure what your feelings are for him.

[Toasty]

Tell him you'll wait and see. If he really likes you, he'll try to convince you to go out with him.

[Valistrix]

Toasty, on Oct 22 2008, 06:46 AM, said:

Tell him you'll wait and see. If he really likes you, he'll try to convince you to go out with him.

I have to agree with Toasty here. Someone, shoot me quickly.

If you don't feel as if you know how you feel about him, then (as Toasty suggested) just ask him to wait. If he's worth it and he does like you he shouldn't mind waiting for you. In theory, anyway.

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Oct 22 2008, 03:46 PM, said:

Tell him you'll wait and see. If he really likes you, he'll try to convince you to go out with him.

Great advice from the expert, toasty! :)


Pro-tip, bang him. If it feels good you probably like him. If not, crush his soul (read: balls) with your iron grip.

[I'm Always BROKE]

kate, on Oct 22 2008, 03:11 AM, said:

K this is srs bizness guys.

so there's this guy I work with and we've been joking around and becoming good friends (I suppose it could be seen as flirting, I don't really know how to flirt) and last night he told me he liked me. The only thing is I'm not sure I like him. Like seriously, not sure. I don't want to lead him on, but I don't want to shoot him down in case I do like him. BLEH

what do I do /b-gssf?

Tell him that you want to get to know him better to be sure of it. That way, you bring it more positve.

Also, Toasy giving good advice? Wtf is going on? :)

[kate]

k we've gone on a couple of dates. He's pretty much the most fantastic person in the history of ever. You guys would like him, he plays dungeons and dragons XD lawls

...Too bad I'm leaving the country forever in 2 months D:

[Split Infinity]

As is so often the case. :/

Where you headed?

[Lemontime]

Probably Australia..
Australia is pretty fantastic.

[Joek2]

kate, on Oct 25 2008, 01:35 AM, said:

k we've gone on a couple of dates. He's pretty much the most fantastic person in the history of ever. You guys would like him, he plays dungeons and dragons XD lawls

...Too bad I'm leaving the country forever in 2 months D:

He plays D&D? Marry him. Now.

And NO!! you cant leave. I'm keeping tink if you do.

[Saturos S.]

Why would I like someone who plays dungeons and dragons? *shakes head*

[Sea of Time]

Neo, on Oct 20 2008, 06:02 AM, said:

I've been doing rather good in my relationship to be honest! After 16 months with the same girl now. I know, it's crazy. Probably 90% of you all would say I just have to go out and get as much women as I can, but I'm not really like that. Before this girlfriend I had my fair share of girls, and even though I'm not that old, I feel really comfortable with this girl. Of course, we had and have our problems, but don't we all?

Main problem with relationships is repetitiveness I guess. It all gets the same after a while. Sitting on the couch watching t.v., sitting in the pub as every Saturday, no new conversational updates, less sex and overall boredom. That usually happens after about 6-8 months. With my girlfriend and me it lasted from like month 7 till month 13. Yes, a long time. But now it's going awesome. We go out all the time, do fun things whenever we can, never sit on the couch watching t.v. in the evenings. Sex is awesome again and I'm never bored with her!

I feel lucky!

Wow, what a breath of fresh air Neo. =D

I feel the same way you do, I've been with the same girl for ten months now and I actually feel better about this relationship then I did even a few months ago. Sure we have more fights now then we used to, but the highs are so much higher then they've ever been.

And I've also found that I've avoided that whole 6-8 month slump. I can unabashedly say that the sex now is better than ever and we're still going out and finding new exciting things to do. This will even get better when she (finally) turns 18 because then we can hit bars and lounges with or without friends.

Life is good!

[Someone Else]

You guys remember the girl I've been talking about earlier in the topic? She did break up with her bf earlier this month.

Through the last week we've been pretty much acting like boyfriend and girlfriend. She says she's developed feelings for me, but she's worried that it might just be that she's still on the rebound and she cares about me enough that she doesn't want that to happen. Pretty much the way I feel, I don't want to be the rebound obviously.

For the record she definitely didn't have feelings for me earlier in the month. She tried to go to the dance with another guy but he ended up being a jerk and going with some other girl. So we went to the dance with two other friends, another girl and guy, kind of turned into a one-sided double date. =P

Anyway, not really looking for advice or anything but if you want to, go for it I guess. More of an update than anything else.

[Sea of Time]

I know there's a lot of stereotypes about the rebound getting quickly uninterested and emotional and what-not, but I started dating the girl I am now 13 days after her breaking up of a 15 month relationship, and we've been going 10 months. So I guess I don't believe in the whole "rebound" theory. It all falls on how slow you're willing to take it, because you'll have to take it slow for the first little while.

[Someone Else]

Would making out tomorrow count as being too fast? =P We've known each other for like 10 years, but not quite like this.

[Toasty]

Well at least she's into you. I guess for now it's just a wait and see. Just don't act like you're not interested.

[Split Infinity]

Generic advice makes everything better.

[Someone Else]

Yay, my first kiss.

...*cries*

[Moonear]

Nice, congratulation man! How does it feel?

[Someone Else]

She got her lip gloss on my lips. Dammit.

[Moonear]

So, I'm assuming it was good?

[Caael]

ihatekraden, on Oct 27 2008, 11:21 PM, said:

Nice, congratulation man! How does it feel?

LOL

[Moonear]

Caael, on Oct 27 2008, 05:26 PM, said:

LOL

...Ehh?

[Joek2]

ihatekraden, on Oct 27 2008, 06:21 PM, said:

Nice, congratulation man! How does it feel?

*facepalm*

[Someone Else]

Oy, leave him alone. =(

And I think she tried to make out with me a little too soon XD; I mean... c'mon. Oh well.

(now leave me alone)

[King Hydros]

Congrats man!

I don't know; I just never fell in love yet, well that's not true. I suspose me being single was because I walled myself up and gave the key to a person that would never come and open the door. The most pathetic part is I keep waiting, knowing I have a spare in my pocket and won't give it to the person that can free me. I guess it is my own stupidity then. :)

[Joek2]

Someone Else, on Oct 27 2008, 08:40 PM, said:

Oy, leave him alone. =(

And I think she tried to make out with me a little too soon XD; I mean... c'mon. Oh well.

(now leave me alone)

Naw, what IHK said was golden.

And wait, you think it was too soon? Okay I can see somebdoy not being ready for sex, but it's a kiss. A KISS!!!!

[Caael]

I was 13 when I got my first handjob from somebody else. Take that.

[Nosferatu]

Doing it yourself doesn't count.
Sorry. Couldn't resist it.

[Caael]

Edited for your convenience.

[Valistrix]

Because it's obviously something to be proud of and boast about.

[Caael]

Did you get a handjob at 13?

Oh thats right, you didnt.

Now shush.

[Eugine]

Caael, on Oct 27 2008, 10:14 PM, said:

I was 13 when I got my first handjob from somebody else. Take that.

From your little brother?

[Someone Else]

And yet, Caael still can't seem to master his emotions about girls.

Boasting is a dangerous water to swim in, kid.

[Saturos S.]

Hehe, you guys are funny.

Just don't be an idiot and say she tastes like watermelon, I did it once and she didn't... appreciate it.

[Ironsight]

Saturos Striker, on Oct 28 2008, 11:46 AM, said:

Hehe, you guys are funny.

Just don't be an idiot and say she tastes like watermelon, I did it once and she didn't... appreciate it.

EDIT: Oh. Nevermind. We're still talking about kissing.

[Caael]

Someone Else, on Oct 28 2008, 07:39 PM, said:

And yet, Caael still can't seem to master his emotions about girls.Boasting is a dangerous water to swim in, kid.

I was never boasting, just stating.

Eugine, on Oct 28 2008, 06:57 PM, said:

From your little brother?

Yes, because I obviously take part in incestual, paedophillic activities.Do you really want me to go into details?

Are you all jealous or something? All i'm saying is that it happened. I never said it makes me superior or anything.

Except to link, who was being exceptionally bitter about it.

Why dont you all go ***** at kate some more boecause OMG SHE HAD SEXY TIME WITH SOMEBODY!!!11111111

[Split Infinity]

Well, there's this thing called age of consent...

[Saturos S.]

As the objective outsider, I'd like you all to do the macarena, vote Paris for President and do the nice thing when people present news of which they are proud of. Just smile and congratulate them, ask a few political-correct questions (aka bs-questions that you don't really care about the answer) and then walk away.

[Valistrix]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 08:08 PM, said:

Except to link, who was being exceptionally bitter about it.

I wasn't being exceptionally bitter. You just seemed to flaunt it around as if it were some kind of achievement.

[Joek2]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 01:52 PM, said:

Did you get a handjob at 13?

Oh thats right, you didnt.

Now shush.

Shush virgin boy.

[Caael]

Valistrix, on Oct 28 2008, 10:22 PM, said:

I wasn't being exceptionally bitter. You just seemed to flaunt it around as if it were some kind of achievement.

All I said was it happened, I didnt flaunt it

[Valistrix]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 02:14 AM, said:

I was 13 when I got my first handjob from somebody else. Take that.

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 05:52 PM, said:

Did you get a handjob at 13?

Oh thats right, you didnt.

Now shush.

Sounds pretty boastful to me.

[Joek2]

Joek2, on Oct 28 2008, 05:46 PM, said:

Shush virgin boy.

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 06:13 PM, said:

All I said was it happened, I didnt flaunt it

I said SHUSH!!

Valistrix, on Oct 28 2008, 06:19 PM, said:

Sounds pretty boastful to me.

Merked.

[Caael]

Link said:

Sounds pretty boastful to me.

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 09:08 PM, said:

I was never boasting, just stating.Yes, because I obviously take part in incestual, paedophillic activities.Do you really want me to go into details?

Are you all jealous or something? All i'm saying is that it happened. I never said it makes me superior or anything.

Except to link, who was being exceptionally bitter about it.

Why dont you all go ***** at kate some more boecause OMG SHE HAD SEXY TIME WITH SOMEBODY!!!11111111

[Joek2]

Shush means SHUT THE **** UP!

[Valistrix]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 02:14 AM, said:

I was 13 when I got my first handjob from somebody else. Take that.

Okay then, that sounds rather boastful, and was posted before my own post.

[Joek2]

Valistrix, on Oct 28 2008, 06:38 PM, said:

Okay then, that sounds rather boastful, and was posted before my own post.

Merked..again.

Damn, Caael quit while your only kinda ****ed.

And also quit because I told you to three times.

[Caael]

Joek2, on Oct 28 2008, 11:40 PM, said:

Merked..again.

Damn, Caael quit while your only kinda fucked.

And also quit because I told you to three times.

He can take it how he wants to, it wasn't said in a boastful way...or at least with that in mind. If he thinks its boastful, then I really dont care; i'm not going to be writing around in my sleep and wake up covered in sweat screaming about it.

And if you're going to say shush virgin boy, you're talking to most of the forum.

[Someone Else]

Alright, alright, Dipsy don't dodge the swear filter. Everybody else shut up and go back to the topic...

We still aren't girlfriend/boyfriend. Not sure if we will be, it's not certain.

[Caael]

This is on topic though.

However, lets move on anyway.

[Joek2]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 06:54 PM, said:

He can take it how he wants to, it wasn't said in a boastful way...or at least with that in mind. If he thinks its boastful, then I really dont care; i'm not going to be writing around in my sleep and wake up covered in sweat screaming about it.

And if you're going to say shush virgin boy, you're talking to most of the forum.

Yes, but they don't brag about what they've done.

[I'm Always BROKE]

This topic gets my vote for best topic of 2008 for sure! ****, and I thought you guys had lost your edges! <_<

[Caael]

Joek2, on Oct 29 2008, 12:19 AM, said:

Yes, but they don't brag about what they've done.

WHEN I WROTE IT, IT WAS NOT MEANT IN A BOASTFUL WAY

Does capitals make it easier for your inbred brain to read?

[Someone Else]

Moving the hell on, further posts on the subject will be deleted and warns will be given out.

[Split Infinity]

Joek2, on Oct 29 2008, 10:19 AM, said:

Yes, but they don't brag about what they've done.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy

[Joek2]

I get action, a handjob is nothing. You can do that yourself.

[Split Infinity]

That wasn't my point.

[Mallick]

Caael, on Oct 27 2008, 06:14 PM, said:

I was 13 when I got my first handjob from somebody else. Take that.

I was 6 when I was first was touched by an older man. Sukka.


cliche time

I'm in love with a girl and she barely realizes I exist. wepwep

[Joek2]

Whatever Split.

[Split Infinity]

So what's she like, Alec?

[King Hydros]

I agree with Diddy Kong! Best of '08! <_<

[Toasty]

There's better ones imo.

Anyway, back on topic, I'll quote Split

Quote

So what's she like, Alec?

[Moonear]

There's this girl that I like at my school. Well, I kind of like her. I'm not really sure how I feel, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't feel the same way. We just met and started talking more this year, though.

[Caael]

I dont know if i've said anything about my current situation, and if I have, its largely the same.

Still a few people I have my eye on, nothing special. Getting kinda close with 1 girl though, which might turn into something, I dunno.

[Sea of Time]

If you're lucky she might give you a handjob.

[Caael]

Sea of Time, on Oct 29 2008, 04:02 AM, said:

If you're lucky she might give you a handjob.

Maybe she will.

[Eugine]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 04:08 PM, said:

Yes, because I obviously take part in incestual, paedophillic activities.Do you really want me to go into details?

Sure. You can PM me the details if it is too explicit. <_<

Anyway, relationships are going alright with me.
One girl rejected me. I've moved on.
I kissed another girl cuz she was hot, and she was pleased, though she is obviously more attracted to a friend of mines. Atleast I got to taste her lips.
I'm currently checking out this girl, who imo, is really cute an intelligent. I love her eyes. Don't think she is interested in relationships for some reason. Worth a shot though!

[Caael]

You sound all too happy to want to know about incestual paedophillic activities, Eugine :P

[Ironsight]

Eugine, on Oct 28 2008, 09:05 PM, said:

Sure. You can PM me the details if it is too explicit. <_<

Anyway, relationships are going alright with me.
One girl rejected me. I've moved on.
I kissed another girl cuz she was hot, and she was pleased, though she is obviously more attracted to a friend of mines. Atleast I got to taste her lips.
I'm currently checking out this girl, who imo, is really cute an intelligent. I love her eyes. Don't think she is interested in relationships for some reason. Worth a shot though!

What did she taste like? I must know!

[Blue]

So, dating a 16 year old is bad right?
*whistles and walks away*

[Caael]

Miley Cyrus, on Oct 29 2008, 07:36 AM, said:

What did she taste like? I must know!

I lol'd

[Joek2]

Blue, on Oct 29 2008, 03:33 AM, said:

So, dating a 16 year old is bad right?
*whistles and walks away*

As long as she's legal SOMEWHERE in the world, it's fine. So go for it.

[Saturos S.]

What's the rule again? (Age/2) + 2 = good age?

That would mean...10 and half year olds for me. That's about right.

[Blue]

Joek2, on Oct 29 2008, 10:25 AM, said:

As long as she's legal SOMEWHERE in the world, it's fine. So go for it.

Yeah... Not in this part of the world unfortunately.
Well, its not like I'm going to molest her any time soon.

[Mallick]

Split Infinity, on Oct 28 2008, 04:34 PM, said:

So what's she like, Alec?

Out of my league.

[Drizzy Drake]

Saturos Striker, on Oct 29 2008, 06:28 PM, said:

What's the rule again? (Age/2) + 2 = good age?

That would mean...10 and half year olds for me. That's about right.

I think it's + 5, or 7. Because 17 divided by two is 8.5, and 8.5 + 2 is 10.5, and no way am I hooking up with a 10 year old.

[Mallick]

Neophyte, on Oct 29 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

I think it's + 5, or 7. Because 17 divided by two is 8.5, and 8.5 + 2 is 10.5, and no way am I hooking up with a 10 year old.

But a 12.5 year old, perfectly fine, right?

[Someone Else]

Guys...

I feel fantastic. =)

That will be all.

[Split Infinity]

You were amazing las-- wait, is this about that girl?

[Someone Else]

Yeah. We made out again, and waaay better than last time. Last time it was sort of forced because I thought that's what she wanted and there wasn't much feeling in it...

[Toasty]

And this time she was practically sucking your face off, amirite? <_<

[Caael]

So you sealed the deal yet or still thinking about all these emotions?

[Someone Else]

The thing that's complicated is that we've known each other for like, 10 years. We haven't known each other like this until recently. It's going to take longer for her to find out if it's a rebound or not, so things are just gonna have to stay at the "confused friends who make out and grope each other" sort of phase for a bit.

Besides, she likes the freedom of not having to label it, and I guess I sort of do too. Once you put the bf/gf label onto it, there's a whole new set of rules to abide by.

[Drizzy Drake]

G-DUB, on Oct 29 2008, 07:33 PM, said:

But a 12.5 year old, perfectly fine, right?

8.5 + 7 =15.5.

I'd bang a 15 year old. I'm still 17, so it's legal.

[Sea of Time]

WD = AWWWWE

[Saturos S.]

Neophyte, on Oct 30 2008, 01:54 AM, said:

8.5 + 7 =15.5.

I'd bang a 15 year old. I'm still 17, so it's legal.

So = age / 2 + 7 = minimum age?

That seems a bit old....