[Drizzy Drake]

Well think about it...

(30/2) = 15

15 + 7 = 22.

It kinda works.

[Blue]

If their 18 and older anythings fine. xD
Thats why I'm waiting. For another 2 years.

[Saturos S.]

Neophyte, on Oct 30 2008, 06:48 PM, said:

Well think about it...

(30/2) = 15

15 + 7 = 22.

It kinda works.

With a minimum age of 10, because lower than that is whacky.

So Dateable Age = (Own age / 2) + 7, but Own age > 9

...awesome.

[Toasty]

Or,

own age - (own age / 6)

16 - (16/6 = 2.67) = 13 to 14.

Though I wouldn't date anyone younger than 15. They've gotta be within one grade level for me.

[Nosferatu]

And everyone ignores WD and starts talking about how pedophillic they can be.

http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg

[Blue]

Nosferatu, on Oct 30 2008, 11:12 PM, said:

And everyone ignores WD and starts talking about how pedophillic they can be.

http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg

I can admit that since i have feeling for a 16 year old that it makes me a pedophile. But like I mentioned earlier, we're not dating until she's 18.

[Split Infinity]

For teenagers, two years is the maximum before you start running into stigma.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Oct 30 2008, 11:18 PM, said:

For teenagers, two years is the maximum before you start running into stigma.

I can't tell if your talking to me or not. Kind of because I haven't been a teen in like, 4 years...
o.o

[Split Infinity]

I was talking to the other guys, you're just a combo breaker. XD

[Drizzy Drake]

Blue, on Oct 31 2008, 02:16 AM, said:

I can admit that since i have feeling for a 16 year old that it makes me a pedophile. But like I mentioned earlier, we're not dating until she's 18.

Aslong as ya'll don't bang, you're fine.

[Gardna]

Blue, on Oct 31 2008, 07:16 AM, said:

I can admit that since i have feeling for a 16 year old that it makes me a pedophile. But like I mentioned earlier, we're not dating until she's 18.

Don't be silly, there's nothing wrong about dating a 16 yrs old girl and it doesn't make you a pedophile either. She won't give a damn about you after two years, do it now if you really like her. If opposite don't even bother waiting :smile:

[Caael]

Blue, just go out with her. Its not paedophillia if you dont fornicate. Besides, in 2 years she WILL have lost interest. Never keep girls waiting.

[Blue]

Alright, thanks guys. I'm going to go for it. Sure the family won't approve, but what they don't know won't kill them. xD

[Gardna]

Her family must be really conservative in that case. If it were up to me I wouldn't really mind my daughter dating someone older at all because presumably he should be more mature and able to take a better care of her when in trouble than someone of her age. Ofc I don't mean some 50 years old child molesters or so :smile: Two years difference isn't that much, I'm sure you'll handle it.

[Blue]

*cough* Its a, bit more then 2 years my friend...
But in any case, we'll just take it easy for the next two years.

[Eugine]

Whoa.
A 16 year old with a 22 year old?

Man, people hate on me, an 18 year old, for checking a 15 year old. I've been even told 17 is the minimum for me lol... (not that I care. I consider 15 minimum)

[I'm Always BROKE]

Hmm I still think 16 is young enough. I don't want them to be any younger than that, and I'm also 18. Checking however shouldn't be a problem... But in love age shouldn't really mather, same with race, culture or anything at all, just don't go for the extremes...

[Blue]

I've known her for a long time now. The funny thing is that she came on to me pretty strongly when I first met her. xD

[Nosferatu]

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life...

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on Nov 4 2008, 11:05 PM, said:

I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life...

I'm not gonna liek the answer to this question, but:

What now?

[Nosferatu]

She left me.

[Drizzy Drake]

You had a girlfriend? How long were ya'll together?

And did she say what the reason was for?

[Nosferatu]

Neophyte, on Nov 4 2008, 08:12 PM, said:

You had a girlfriend? How long were ya'll together?

And did she say what the reason was for?

Sheba. I've said that before. 2 years and 3 months.

I'm not quite too sure yet. We've been talking.

[Drizzy Drake]

*facepalm* I knew that one. Forgot, that's all.

You guys live in the same state I presume?

[Nosferatu]

Neophyte, on Nov 4 2008, 08:34 PM, said:

*facepalm* I knew that one. Forgot, that's all.

You guys live in the same state I presume?

Now it's my turn. *facepalm*

Last time I checked British Columbia wasn't in the U.S. and Costa Rica wasn't either.

[Drizzy Drake]

That first facepalm was for my own sake, like "you idiot Chris."

And so is this one. *facepalm* I knew you lived in BC. She lives in Costa Rica?

1. How is that considered dating? (Not dissing it, I'm curious about the subject)

2. How the fuck did you make it last that long?

3. Did you love her?

[Nosferatu]

Neophyte, on Nov 4 2008, 08:53 PM, said:

That first facepalm was for my own sake, like "you idiot Chris."

And so is this one. *facepalm* I knew you lived in BC. She lives in Costa Rica?

1. How is that considered dating? (Not dissing it, I'm curious about the subject)

2. How the fuck did you make it last that long?

3. Did you love her?

1. It's a long story.

2. Frankly I'd like to know that myself right now.

3. Like you wouldn't believe. She loved me too...

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on Nov 5 2008, 12:02 AM, said:

1. It's a long story.

2. Frankly I'd like to know that myself right now.

3. Like you wouldn't believe. She loved me too...

1. You don't need to answer now, cause I'm sure you'd rather not go into detail about it at this moment, but I still would like an explanation sometime, by anybody. I'm just real curious.

2. Not that you can't hold a relationship, but LDR, especially those that started as long distance, usually fold quickly.

3. Awwe. I won't say I know how you feel, because I haven't lost the girl I love, but we've come close at times, and I've just wanted to die. Me and Mel hit two years on Haloween, and I can't imagine losing her, so I send my condolences.

[Nosferatu]

SO...
Who the **** wants to be my human punching bag for a while?

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Nov 8 2008, 11:41 PM, said:

SO...
Who the **** wants to be my human punching bag for a while?

ME! ME!


...wait a tic

[Nosferatu]

Well, today didn't go too bad.

Although I would still love to punch the living **** out of something.

[Blue]

Sorry to hear Nos...
Thats gotta be pretty ****ty. =(

[Split Infinity]

What you need right now is a rebound. You should hook up with Anne Hiro some time.

But no seriously, sucks dude.

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Nov 10 2008, 03:05 AM, said:

Anne Hiro

Clever.

[Aquamarine]

So, I've been going to uni for about a month now. And with uni came a completely new bunch of friends who are absolutely awesome and I'm getting along great with them. My class has 5 guys and 10 girls. And with this new crew, lots of stuff has already happened.

For one, I've been hitting on to and sweet-talking a girl for a while now. It's obvious to everyone that there are some feelings between the two of us, and we openly talk about it with the other classmates. She's had a strange effect on me: I've never been this good at hitting on to a girl and this open about my feelings. She's extremely fun, funny, clever and has an amazing body. Beautiful boobs. We're going to a party on Saturday so hopefully something will happen. I think I'm going in the right direction because she obviously likes the attention, compliments and teasing I give her.

Also, I'm talking to almost all the girls in a very "womanizing" way. Not constantly of course, but they all like it. And for some reason, everyone thinks I'm obsessed with sex. But I'm really not.

The girls all say I'm the best looking and the biggest womanizer out of the 5 guys there. Last Thursday we went to one of the girl's apartment's and the four of us there got drunk on whiskey and vodka. Stuff happened with one of the girls(not the one I've been talking about above), but she said she would never sleep with me simply because we have to go to uni together for 4 years and it would make problems..

And one of the guys that I'm awesome with is bi. I've never had a homosexual or bisexual friend before, and I always imagined myself not being able to feel alright in their presence. However, I have nothing against his sexual orientation and I actually find it kind of interesting.

Yeah, I know that everything above sounded like bragging, but it's the honest truth. xP I've never been this relaxed and open about sex and feelings and stuff, and it's great.

[Caael]

Saw this ****ing FIT girl earlier today, serious she was actually seriously hot.

[Golden Legacy]

Nos, I'm really sorry to hear that. I wish I knew what to say, never having been in a relationship myself, but I hope you aren't hurting for long...

[Ironsight]

Caael, on Nov 12 2008, 09:51 AM, said:

Saw this ****ing FIT girl earlier today, serious she was actually seriously hot.

FIT?

[Caael]

British slang for hot.

[Ironsight]

I see.
Eh...what did she look like?

[Caael]

Lawl, hard to describe. I'll try and find a picture of her on facebook or something.

[Lemontime]

at the moment i love one girl and like another. the love one it can never work with because she lives 1000 k's away (don't worry, I met her in person first!) and the like one lives a couple blocks away and I'll probably start going out with in the next few days..
Really confusing :\

Caael, on Nov 13 2008, 03:51 AM, said:

Saw this ****ing FIT girl earlier today, serious she was actually seriously hot.

Serious?

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm thuper therious guys...Manbearpig is gonna kill us all. I'm therious.

[Caael]

Lemontime, on Nov 13 2008, 10:21 AM, said:

Serious?

y so srs?

[Saturos S.]

I've got a date next friday thanks to Africa's AIDS problem.

... how's that for a wierd reason?

[Drizzy Drake]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 13 2008, 12:49 PM, said:

I've got a date next friday thanks to Africa's AIDS problem.

... how's that for a wierd reason?

Hey, if dying children in Africa can get you pussy, I'm all for it.

[Someone Else]

Boobies, I gets them.

[Ironsight]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 13 2008, 09:49 AM, said:

I've got a date next friday thanks to Africa's AIDS problem.

... how's that for a wierd reason?

How did that work? Is she one of those "Feed the Children" types?

[Lemontime]

So anyway, this girl I like and she likes me, there's this real sleazy guy that keeps flirting and **** with her, and it's making me rage so hard. He's kind of a friend, and on tuesday I told him to "stop flirting with two girls, it's ****ed!" because he was, he's like obsessed with one because he's had sex with her a couple times (not the one I like) but he keeps talking dirty to the one I like and today at the skate park he's like "dude you should have told me you liked her, I'd never do stuff with a girl my mate likes" (read: he has pressured a girl into cheating on her boyfriend before) and then about 10 minutes later when I went to the shops with a mate and he, another girl and another dude stayed at the park he walked over to her and was like "I feel awkward around these guys, like they hate me" and she was like "well they do" and he was like, "but I really like you" and she was like "yeah well too bad" or something along those lines.. Oh and he followed the girls to the skate park with a friend of mine (good friend, probably best mate) which made me rage, cause we all hate him..

tl;dr: there's this dude who I hate and he's tryin'a get with my girl.

[Toasty]

I believe this quote will help you:

Quote

You're here for two things: to ****ing ruin someone's ****, and to play a friendly game of make-believe. AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF IMAGINATION

Go ****ing ruin this guy's ****.

Or just tell him that people hate guys without any sense of common courtesy.

From Nov 13 2008, 05:02 PM:

Boobies, I gets them.

Elaborate plz.

[Lemontime]

To be honest, he's not worth my effort.. All the girls he likes hate him anyway, and his ****'s pretty ****ed up anyway.. Pretty much everyone at our school hates him too, like seriously there's only like 10 people that actually tolerate him.. The rest pay him out and talk **** on him to no end.

Makes me happy :P

[Toasty]

Well maybe you should tell him to shape up because people hate him?

[Lemontime]

Nah, I'm fine with people hating him..
I didn't have much reason to hate him before this (except he's a giant douche) but now that he's directly done stuff to me it's like, wtf?

[Toasty]

Meh, I'd at least give him the courtesy of pointing out why people hate him. If he doesn't change after that, it's still good for you.

[Lemontime]

Like I said, he's really not worth it.. I'm pretty sure he knows why people hate him and if he doesn't he's either blind and deaf, or just retarded..

[Toasty]

Fair enough.

[Drizzy Drake]

Lemontime, on Nov 14 2008, 01:52 AM, said:

So anyway, this girl I like and she likes me, there's this real sleazy guy that keeps flirting and **** with her, and it's making me rage so hard. He's kind of a friend, and on tuesday I told him to "stop flirting with two girls, it's ****ed!" because he was, he's like obsessed with one because he's had sex with her a couple times (not the one I like) but he keeps talking dirty to the one I like and today at the skate park he's like "dude you should have told me you liked her, I'd never do stuff with a girl my mate likes" (read: he has pressured a girl into cheating on her boyfriend before) and then about 10 minutes later when I went to the shops with a mate and he, another girl and another dude stayed at the park he walked over to her and was like "I feel awkward around these guys, like they hate me" and she was like "well they do" and he was like, "but I really like you" and she was like "yeah well too bad" or something along those lines.. Oh and he followed the girls to the skate park with a friend of mine (good friend, probably best mate) which made me rage, cause we all hate him..

tl;dr: there's this dude who I hate and he's tryin'a get with my girl.

If anybody tried to **** with my girl, I'd lay them out. I know it's different casue you aren't datin this chick, but still.

[Saturos S.]

Neophyte, on Nov 13 2008, 11:30 PM, said:

Hey, if dying children in Africa can get you pussy, I'm all for it.

Miley Cyrus, on Nov 14 2008, 05:47 AM, said:

How did that work? Is she one of those "Feed the Children" types?

Random Dance4Life campaign came to our school. Those were all "collect money for us AIDS peopleproblemthingie in Africa plox. If you do that you can go to the end event with Tiesto a party from 2 to 8! pm." So at this point I was all: "roflmao dancing for aids party during the daytime."

But the catch was, the collecting money part had to be original. So this FIT girl came over to me and was all: "I'm going to start a dating agency, for 5 bucks I'll set you up."
I didn't have any plans with girls at the moment, so why the hell not?

Seeing as fit girls often have fit friends, I got matched up with a nice girl. Now I just need an original date.

[Drizzy Drake]

Wait, your school is setting up a ****ing Tiesto concert...

What the ****? All we ****ing get here is Sum 41. Give me some ****ing Hixxy, or Scott Brown, or even ****ing Tiesto.

[Someone Else]

Toasty, on Nov 13 2008, 11:27 PM, said:

Elaborate plz.

Means what I said. Boobs =) Fun to squeeze and stuff.

[Toasty]

HOLY SHI-

YOU GREW BREASTS?!

Neophyte, on Nov 14 2008, 06:25 PM, said:

Wait, your school is setting up a ****ing Tiesto concert...

What the ****? All we ****ing get here is Sum 41. Give me some ****ing Hixxy, or Scott Brown, or even ****ing Tiesto.

All we got was some gay-ass band from Seattle. Radimus/Radimas? Was it? Can't remember. They're not that big.

And that wasn't even a concert. It was just an assembly.

[Someone Else]

Toasty, on Nov 14 2008, 11:08 PM, said:

HOLY SHI-

YOU GREW BREASTS?!

Lmao I was expecting a joke like this, tried to avoid it, and it hit me anyway. Nice.

[Toasty]

I avoided at first, but after your second post, I couldn't help myself.

[Aquamarine]

Man, I really like the girl I'm with now. Actually, I don't know whether or not we actually are an item or something, because she wants to think it all through and blah blah blah(women are ****ing complicated, how can everything they say mean something completely different?!), but I spent all of Sunday alone with her in a flat I've got and I love being with her. She's really funny and interesting and stuff... I'm still waiting to see what precisely is going on between us, and hopefully I'll find out this coming Sunday.

[Lemontime]

Did you have sex? You should have had sex, you had a flat to yourself for the whole day!! :@

[Lightning Star]

@Lemmontime: The first post on the last page made me go "WHOAH, Back up! Is Lemmon gei?" but then I read the previous page and I was obviously corrected.

And Satty, your signature reminds me of the olfactory bulb and the Amygdala in the brain. Just thought you should know :P (gawwwd, too much psychology @.@)

HEY! ICY CAN LOVE! Tis a miracle. Until I got my heartbroken. Then I wished I hadn't felt anything. HAHAHAH. Love is a lie. BUT ITS REAL! Oh, woah, woah! It's a paradox! I should turn that into a song...Bet it'll be on every 13 year old girl's ipod who have no idea what the hell a paradox is.

Okay, so everyone fill me in on everyone's relationship statuses IN BRIEF! Nosy miss matchmaker MUST know! Hehehe, Alliterations! ^o^

[Ironsight]

Icy, on Nov 20 2008, 08:21 PM, said:

@Lemmontime: The first post on the last page made me go "WHOAH, Back up! Is Lemmon gei?" but then I read the previous page and I was obviously corrected.

And Satty, your signature reminds me of the olfactory bulb and the Amygdala in the brain. Just thought you should know :P (gawwwd, too much psychology @.@)

HEY! ICY CAN LOVE! Tis a miracle. Until I got my heartbroken. Then I wished I hadn't felt anything. HAHAHAH. Love is a lie. BUT ITS REAL! Oh, woah, woah! It's a paradox! I should turn that into a song...Bet it'll be on every 13 year old girl's ipod who have no idea what the hell a paradox is.

Okay, so everyone fill me in on everyone's relationship statuses IN BRIEF! Nosy miss matchmaker MUST know! Hehehe, Alliterations! ^o^

You're in a good mood.

[Caael]

Icy, on Nov 21 2008, 05:21 AM, said:

@Lemmontime: The first post on the last page made me go "WHOAH, Back up! Is Lemmon gei?" but then I read the previous page and I was obviously corrected.

And Satty, your signature reminds me of the olfactory bulb and the Amygdala in the brain. Just thought you should know :P (gawwwd, too much psychology @.@)

HEY! ICY CAN LOVE! Tis a miracle. Until I got my heartbroken. Then I wished I hadn't felt anything. HAHAHAH. Love is a lie. BUT ITS REAL! Oh, woah, woah! It's a paradox! I should turn that into a song...Bet it'll be on every 13 year old girl's ipod who have no idea what the hell a paradox is.

Okay, so everyone fill me in on everyone's relationship statuses IN BRIEF! Nosy miss matchmaker MUST know! Hehehe, Alliterations! ^o^

What. The ****.

[Lightning Star]

Aww, is that any way to welcome me back? I'm hurt! >o<

And you people are avoiding the question! Who's with who and such and such?

Ah, and it's not that I'm in a good mood, I've just decided to be more bubbly and optimistic, 'cause being pessimistic and depressed is no fun :P You should see me when I'm with my friends. You'd think I'm on crack XD.

[Drizzy Drake]

Lemontime, on Nov 20 2008, 11:07 PM, said:

Did you have sex? You should have had sex, you had a flat to yourself for the whole day!! :@

Yeah, if you didn't tap that, then you fail miserably Aqua.

Icy, on Nov 20 2008, 11:21 PM, said:

@Lemmontime: The first post on the last page made me go "WHOAH, Back up! Is Lemmon gei?" but then I read the previous page and I was obviously corrected.

And Satty, your signature reminds me of the olfactory bulb and the Amygdala in the brain. Just thought you should know :P (gawwwd, too much psychology @.@)

HEY! ICY CAN LOVE! Tis a miracle. Until I got my heartbroken. Then I wished I hadn't felt anything. HAHAHAH. Love is a lie. BUT ITS REAL! Oh, woah, woah! It's a paradox! I should turn that into a song...Bet it'll be on every 13 year old girl's ipod who have no idea what the hell a paradox is.

Okay, so everyone fill me in on everyone's relationship statuses IN BRIEF! Nosy miss matchmaker MUST know! Hehehe, Alliterations! ^o^

I'm still shacking it up with my gf. :). 2 years and some change.

So who's this guy/girl you loved?

[Lightning Star]

his name was Seth and he was quite the character. Not that I ever saw it, but he has the words "your name" tattooed on his butt, an eyebrow ring, mooned his high school cafeteria (long story) and has done a couple of crazy things to get him suspended. But he was spontaneous and fun to be around, and I really liked that about him.

Then the night of my homecoming he had said he was going to go to the game with me, but he never showed up, never called me, and then when me and my friends went out to eat, we stopped by his house to see if he was okay, and he was completely fine. So then I finally asked him what was up, and it was ONLY THEN that the ass decided he would tell me wasn't ready for a relationship. And mind you, this wasn't the first time I had been stood up by him.

So, lesson learned: the bad boys aren't better. But at least I finally became attached to someone and felt deep emotions for them. Yay! that's a good start. I had been feeling rather, hmm...emotionless when it came to relationships, so this proved that I was just going through a phase.

[Ironsight]

Icy, on Nov 21 2008, 06:00 AM, said:

Aww, is that any way to welcome me back? I'm hurt! >o<

And you people are avoiding the question! Who's with who and such and such?

Ah, and it's not that I'm in a good mood, I've just decided to be more bubbly and optimistic, 'cause being pessimistic and depressed is no fun :P You should see me when I'm with my friends. You'd think I'm on crack XD.

No one, nothing. I don't even know I why come to this topic. Oh wait, that's right; ++ Post Count.

[Lemontime]

I asked a girl from my school out last night (completely different to the one I've been talking about the past couple weeks, I'm over that, she annoys me way too much!). We're going into the city to "Hang out" tomorrow :P

[Aquamarine]

Good for you Lemon! Let's hope everything turns out well.

Icy, on Nov 21 2008, 03:00 PM, said:

Aww, is that any way to welcome me back? I'm hurt! >o<

And you people are avoiding the question! Who's with who and such and such?

Ah, and it's not that I'm in a good mood, I've just decided to be more bubbly and optimistic, 'cause being pessimistic and depressed is no fun :P You should see me when I'm with my friends. You'd think I'm on crack XD.

Let's see, where do I begin... I've been hitting on to a girl from my class at academy since like, the second week of academy. On Friday of last week we hooked up. We talked about what we should do, whether or not we should tell anyone(though it was obvious to everyone that there was something between us, and everyone kept saying what a great couple we would make) and stuff like that. We decided to keep it to ourselves for the time being.

Then we met up on Sunday to practice a scene for academy in which only the two of us have roles. We went to a flat that I've got and had the whole place to ourselves. We spent about 7 hours there doing all kinds of stuff. To answer Lemon's question we didn't have sex, but she gave me a handjob and I gave her a er... tonguejob or whatever the **** it's called. I had a wonderful time with her, she's got everything I would want in a girl.

Then academy started again the next day. We both kept quiet about what happened, but kept sending little signs in the middle of the lessons to each other, like winking and stroking each others hair and **** like that. The thing was, I didn't want this just to be another fling because I was really falling for her. This was a really tough week, and whenever I felt I couldn't go on or just didn't want to be where I was I imagined the two of us in a warm room, in a soft bed, just hugging and kissing and talking. No sex. So yeah, I hadn't felt like this about a girl in years.

And I didn't feel right about her wish to not let anyone know. Why would she want to hide that we were together? I told her this and said that I was starting to think that she was just using me, that she simply wanted a little adventure. She assured me that wasn't true and that she really liked me and blah blah ****ing blah.

Then yesterday she tells me we should take a small brake, because what was going on between us was making her feel uncomfortable at the academy when she had to do anything with me.

In the evening the whole class went to the theater to see our teacher in a play. We didn't talk much, but after the play she starts putting lipstick on and says she's meeting some friends. A beautiful black Mercedes comes to pick her up and she goes on her way.

I still really like her and feel a bit like **** atm. I misjudged her though: I didn't think she was one of those girls who goes after guys who drive Mercedes. I'm a fool for thinking that there is even one girl who isn't like that, they're all the same. I know that we both felt what was going on between us was just so right, and she told me so many of her secrets... I don't know what to think anymore. Tomorrow we might be meeting up again in that same empty flat to practice the scene for academy some more, and she will most likely want to kiss and do stuff again. No matter how much I like her, I won't allow her to use me again. If she offers to give me a ****ing blowjob I'll turn it down. I'll tell her exactly what I feel and think about her.

God, I've been impervious to these stupid emotions and relationship **** for so many years. How could I have fallen into such a silly trap...

[Drizzy Drake]

Aquamarine, on Nov 22 2008, 12:12 PM, said:

Good for you Lemon! Let's hope everything turns out well.
Let's see, where do I begin... I've been hitting on to a girl from my class at academy since like, the second week of academy. On Friday of last week we hooked up. We talked about what we should do, whether or not we should tell anyone(though it was obvious to everyone that there was something between us, and everyone kept saying what a great couple we would make) and stuff like that. We decided to keep it to ourselves for the time being.

Then we met up on Sunday to practice a scene for academy in which only the two of us have roles. We went to a flat that I've got and had the whole place to ourselves. We spent about 7 hours there doing all kinds of stuff. To answer Lemon's question we didn't have sex, but she gave me a handjob and I gave her a er... tonguejob or whatever the **** it's called. I had a wonderful time with her, she's got everything I would want in a girl.

Then academy started again the next day. We both kept quiet about what happened, but kept sending little signs in the middle of the lessons to each other, like winking and stroking each others hair and **** like that. The thing was, I didn't want this just to be another fling because I was really falling for her. This was a really tough week, and whenever I felt I couldn't go on or just didn't want to be where I was I imagined the two of us in a warm room, in a soft bed, just hugging and kissing and talking. No sex. So yeah, I hadn't felt like this about a girl in years.

And I didn't feel right about her wish to not let anyone know. Why would she want to hide that we were together? I told her this and said that I was starting to think that she was just using me, that she simply wanted a little adventure. She assured me that wasn't true and that she really liked me and blah blah ****ing blah.

Then yesterday she tells me we should take a small brake, because what was going on between us was making her feel uncomfortable at the academy when she had to do anything with me.

In the evening the whole class went to the theater to see our teacher in a play. We didn't talk much, but after the play she starts putting lipstick on and says she's meeting some friends. A beautiful black Mercedes comes to pick her up and she goes on her way.

I still really like her and feel a bit like **** atm. I misjudged her though: I didn't think she was one of those girls who goes after guys who drive Mercedes. I'm a fool for thinking that there is even one girl who isn't like that, they're all the same. I know that we both felt what was going on between us was just so right, and she told me so many of her secrets... I don't know what to think anymore. Tomorrow we might be meeting up again in that same empty flat to practice the scene for academy some more, and she will most likely want to kiss and do stuff again. No matter how much I like her, I won't allow her to use me again. If she offers to give me a ****ing blowjob I'll turn it down. I'll tell her exactly what I feel and think about her.

God, I've been impervious to these stupid emotions and relationship **** for so many years. How could I have fallen into such a silly trap...

You ate her out..

[Split Infinity]

I'm starting to think Aqua is a girl...

[Saturos S.]

Girls dig Aston Martins.

Everyone has a mercedes, it gets... too common.

[Aquamarine]

@Split: **** you. It's the first time in years that I really like a girl and she does this. Thank goodness I'm really good at killing my emotions when it comes to girls. Last night I was feeling far worse than this morning, and now I feel even better. I'll get over her quickly...

@SS: Not in this country they don't. And especially not those beautiful black sleek newest Mercedes.

[Saturos S.]

The new S-class is sweet in black... true. But I'd rather have a BMW 5 series over that.
The CLK looks like a hybrid between asian and european people, but then... with a car.

And not to seem like a total insensitive prick from my part. Just proves to you that the girl you liked wasn't that great as you thought she was. Not all girls are like that, just go get out there and look for a not so shallow one. Can't be too hard, just hope the looks are good as well.

That, or get your own BMW 3 series, relatively cheap compared to other cars in that class, but that's a bit over the top.

[Aquamarine]

I don't want to be with her if her reason for being with me would be a car.

But she really is awesome, funny, fun, intelligent... I just didn't see that she was just the same as every girl: that she goes after the loaded guys. And EVERY girl that hasn't been shunned from society is like that unfortunately. ****ing women...

[Split Infinity]

Come on Aqua, have you even tried talking to her about it? It sounds like you're letting her go pretty easily, for someone that would make you feel that way.

[Aquamarine]

Well, I have spoken to her. When I toold her that I think she's just using me and wants a little adventure. And then again when she said we should take a little brake. But maybe you're right, perhaps I should talk to her again. Then again, if that's the kind of person she is than there's no reason this would be her only time running off with some other dude... And I don't need a girl like that.

Actually, maybe it's good this happened. What if we went on for another couple of wewks and THEN she ran off with some rich guy. I would be even harder on me.

[Lemontime]

Best of luck, Aqua. I've got a date right now, cya guys (h)

[Caael]

Almost got me a girl; we were getting pretty into it at a party and now I just need to ask her out.

All because I was wearing eye-liner :P

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Nov 22 2008, 06:42 PM, said:

Almost got me a girl; we were getting pretty into it at a party and now I just need to ask her out.

All because I was wearing eye-liner :P

Wow, I rock nailpolish and I never get chicks macking on me :). Well, I mean Mel does, but why aren't I getting random girls ****ing me at parties? :(.

[Lightning Star]

Some guys can pull off eyeliner, some can't. Just like girls.

@Aqua: whoa there. Okay, so there's not much to like about this girl except that she made you feel good. She's a twat who's only looking for money and a good hook-up, and honestly, if you actually are looking for something more than that, you should be glad to get rid of her. I can't stand women like that. They're a disgrace to ever other woman out there and make us look like crap.

and at the same time, the ones who are sensitive also get the reputation of being straight-laced. Those of us who are actually looking for something more than money yet like to have a good time are very few. Just like guys, I guess.

And good for you lemontime! Hope it all goes/went well.

[Lemontime]

well it did go well, we're going out now.. EEEXCELLENT!

[Aquamarine]

Good to hear that, Lemon. Here's hoping all goes well, keep us informed.

Icy, on Nov 23 2008, 08:24 AM, said:

@Aqua: whoa there. Okay, so there's not much to like about this girl except that she made you feel good. She's a twat who's only looking for money and a good hook-up, and honestly, if you actually are looking for something more than that, you should be glad to get rid of her. I can't stand women like that. They're a disgrace to ever other woman out there and make us look like crap.

I am glad in a way that this happened already, before I REALLY started liking her. And yes, she did turn out to be a complete and total poser. But feelings aren't a rational thing. Still, I'm feeling WAY better today, and I know that only in a couple of days my feelings for her will have probably completely vanished. I can't wait for the two of us to show off our dance scene at the academy though... That will be fun.

[Caael]

Icy, on Nov 23 2008, 08:24 AM, said:

Some guys can pull off eyeliner, some can't. Just like girls.

Disturbingly, lots of people at the party were saying how I look good in it :|

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

Disturbingly, lots of people at the party were saying how I look good in it :|

Some women like pretty men, and some men who wear eyeliner does randomly suite them, well awesome on the pull anyways XD

aa relationships, errm not got one going nor i want to, im gonna get my academics grades first, then a degree, then a job then I'll go into relationship, if im interested that is, I haven't had a relationship in over 7 years, no idea why I just don't want one, I'm just happy as I am XD

[Lemontime]

Do girls like shaved pubes on a guy?

[Golden Legacy]

Kuchiyose, on Nov 23 2008, 12:08 PM, said:

aa relationships, errm not got one going nor i want to, im gonna get my academics grades first, then a degree, then a job then I'll go into relationship, if im interested that is, I haven't had a relationship in over 7 years, no idea why I just don't want one, I'm just happy as I am XD

Lemontime, on Nov 24 2008, 06:39 AM, said:

Do girls like shaved pubes on a guy?

best consecutive posting ever.

[Caael]

Kuchiyose, on Nov 23 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

Some women like pretty men, and some men who wear eyeliner does randomly suite them, well awesome on the pull anyways XD

aa relationships, errm not got one going nor i want to, im gonna get my academics grades first, then a degree, then a job then I'll go into relationship, if im interested that is, I haven't had a relationship in over 7 years, no idea why I just don't want one, I'm just happy as I am XD

Lemontime, on Nov 24 2008, 11:39 AM, said:

Do girls like shaved pubes on a guy?

Golden Legacy, on Nov 24 2008, 07:30 PM, said:

best consecutive posting ever.

I lol'd hard

[Sea of Time]

LMAO

[Ironsight]

Great combo.

[Aquamarine]

My life's become a ****ing soap opera(sp?) since I started my academy. Some of you probably remember what happened with that one girl just recently. Well, today and yesterday she's been trying to catch my attention by smiling at me and touching my hand and stuff like that, but I'm almost completely ignoring her.

And today I realise that another girl from my class at academy, who is by the way the best friend of the girl that I was with, likes me. Just because I was a really good friend to her yesterday and today, listening to her problems and stuff, she suddenly has a thing for me. I don't need this **** in my ****ing life! I'm under so much stress and pressure as is!

****ING women and ****ING academy and ****ING EVERYTHING!

[Someone Else]

Christ on a bike Aqua, that's really something right there. My condolences, man...

[Aquamarine]

This week I drank alcohol to reduce stress for the first time in my life. I've always consumed it only in order to be more relaxed and for everything to be funner, but never before did I HAVE to have alcohol because I was under so much stress and so nervous. And I drank alcohol four days in a row a couple of days ago. Now I'm better thankfully, I haven't had any since Saturday...

And this DOES partially have to do with relationships, but I just wanted to get it off my chest. God...

[Split Infinity]

If you really want to exploit the situation, I guess you could take one of them up on it, let the other girl know you're unavailable to take them out of the picture, and then later tell the girl you're with that it was fun but you don't think it's going to work.

Or just give both of them the cold shoulder, that's good too.

[Lightning Star]

@aqua: Relationships are really overrated. We put so much into them and allow them to stress us out and all, yet when its all said and done, we don't need any other person besides ourselves to live.

I'd say teach both of them a lesson. Here's what you do: pretend to want one and be like "oh yeah lets meet at the movie theater at 7:00 on Saturday!" (or something) and then do the same thing with the other. Tell both of them to meet you at the EXACT same spot, but really, go off and do something fun with your buddies. I usually don't advocate this kind of behavior in guys, but I've given up yelling at y'all for being asses, so instead, I say, embrace your inner bastard. These girls sound like they had it coming anyways.

@Lemmontime: YES. PLEASE. There's nothing thats more of a turn off than...yeck. And armpit hair. It's so gross!

[Lemontime]

Icy, on Nov 26 2008, 02:13 PM, said:

@Lemmontime: YES. PLEASE. There's nothing thats more of a turn off than...yeck. And armpit hair. It's so gross!

I asked like 20 girls and they said that it was not good to shave it, cause then you're like a pre-pubescent boy.. I think I'll keep it (h)

[Lightning Star]

Oh yeah, because there's nothing more arousing than the feel of wiry pubes against your skin. e.e

Seriously, are these the kind of girls that do it when they're drunk or on something?

[Split Infinity]

I take it you shave yours then?

[Lemontime]

One girl I asked said she waxes her groinal region...


GOD DAMN THAT WOULD HURT!!!

[Someone Else]

I've also heard it itches like crap when it starts growing back.

[Split Infinity]

Speaking of hair, I've got these Wolverine sort of burns running down the side of my face, which I really want to get rid of; only I don't know how to shave. ;x

[My Best Wishes]

So Aqua has a girl with background to it, and her best friend. From what you've said you don't want either of them, let them know that and don't **** up their friendship during this whole drama

Someone Else, on Nov 26 2008, 04:04 PM, said:

I've also heard it itches like crap when it starts growing back.

Only the first few times.

[Caael]

Aquamarine, on Nov 25 2008, 10:22 PM, said:

My life's become a ****ing soap opera(sp?) since I started my academy. Some of you probably remember what happened with that one girl just recently. Well, today and yesterday she's been trying to catch my attention by smiling at me and touching my hand and stuff like that, but I'm almost completely ignoring her.

And today I realise that another girl from my class at academy, who is by the way the best friend of the girl that I was with, likes me. Just because I was a really good friend to her yesterday and today, listening to her problems and stuff, she suddenly has a thing for me. I don't need this **** in my ****ing life! I'm under so much stress and pressure as is!

****ING women and ****ING academy and ****ING EVERYTHING!

Threesome threesome threesome threesome threesome

[Ironsight]

Icy, on Nov 25 2008, 08:34 PM, said:

Oh yeah, because there's nothing more arousing than the feel of wiry pubes against your skin. e.e

Seriously, are these the kind of girls that do it when they're drunk or on something?

wat

[Aquamarine]

Icy, on Nov 26 2008, 05:13 AM, said:

@aqua: Relationships are really overrated. We put so much into them and allow them to stress us out and all, yet when its all said and done, we don't need any other person besides ourselves to live.

I'd say teach both of them a lesson. Here's what you do: pretend to want one and be like "oh yeah lets meet at the movie theater at 7:00 on Saturday!" (or something) and then do the same thing with the other. Tell both of them to meet you at the EXACT same spot, but really, go off and do something fun with your buddies. I usually don't advocate this kind of behavior in guys, but I've given up yelling at y'all for being asses, so instead, I say, embrace your inner bastard. These girls sound like they had it coming anyways.

@Lemmontime: YES. PLEASE. There's nothing thats more of a turn off than...yeck. And armpit hair. It's so gross!

Yes, relationships ARE overrated, I agree. Then again, the time I spent with that girl was wonderful... But I could never do what you suggested to me, because as people and friends, I like both of the girls. As something more than that, I don't like the best friend of my ex even in the slightest, and as for the ex... My mind clearly says I should stay well away from her, but I still have some feelings for her, although they keep getting smaller by the day. And yesterday I actually got SO angry when I kept hearing her voice, I hadn't been that pissed off in months. I was so enraged that I left the academy and had a 15 minute walk alone in the heavy rain to clear my mind. I was soaking wet when I came back, but walks always do wonders for me...

So yeah, I'll probably just forget about relationships at the academy, they'll bring nothing but trouble.

But I'm not nervous and stressed out only because of this ****, there's a lot of other stuff too. I would never allow a girl(or girls) alone to effect me to this degree.

As for shaving, men ARE supposed to shave, but not completely like women should. I can't actually explain how much guys should shave though... I always shave well, and make a kind of stylized hairdo.

[Drizzy Drake]

Icy, on Nov 25 2008, 11:13 PM, said:

@aqua: Relationships are really overrated. We put so much into them and allow them to stress us out and all, yet when its all said and done, we don't need any other person besides ourselves to live.

I'd say teach both of them a lesson. Here's what you do: pretend to want one and be like "oh yeah lets meet at the movie theater at 7:00 on Saturday!" (or something) and then do the same thing with the other. Tell both of them to meet you at the EXACT same spot, but really, go off and do something fun with your buddies. I usually don't advocate this kind of behavior in guys, but I've given up yelling at y'all for being asses, so instead, I say, embrace your inner bastard. These girls sound like they had it coming anyways.

@Lemmontime: YES. PLEASE. There's nothing thats more of a turn off than...yeck. And armpit hair. It's so gross!

I always leave a little bit, but I'll shave most of it off. I'm with Icy, girls hate when you have large bushes of hair.

Lemontime, on Nov 26 2008, 12:00 AM, said:

One girl I asked said she waxes her groinal region...
GOD DAMN THAT WOULD HURT!!!

I know alot of girls that get brazillian waxes. I'm shure it hurts, but that's what you get for looking good

[Sea of Time]

I just use an electric razor, that way it doesn't itch when it grows back and it stays short and doing it is quick and easy.

Whoever said girls like hair down there is incredibly stupid.

[Ironsight]

Sea of Time, on Nov 26 2008, 12:30 PM, said:

I just use an electric razor, that way it doesn't itch when it grows back and it stays short and doing it is quick and easy.

Whoever said girls like hair down there is incredibly stupid.

Austin Powers lied to me...

[Drizzy Drake]

Sea of Time, on Nov 26 2008, 03:30 PM, said:

I just use an electric razor, that way it doesn't itch when it grows back and it stays short and doing it is quick and easy.

Whoever said girls like hair down there is incredibly stupid.

Well duh.

[Sea of Time]

I think it was Caael but I'm too lazy to look. I mean, come on. Is there ANYTHING about pubic hair that's attractive? NO.

[Split Infinity]

Is there anything attractive about reproductive organs in general?

[Nosferatu]

Sea of Time, on Nov 26 2008, 06:29 PM, said:

I think it was Caael but I'm too lazy to look. I mean, come on. Is there ANYTHING about pubic hair that's attractive? NO.

Ya know, SoT made me think. We all appear to be talking about pubic hair and a picture of Caael.

Anybody else thinking what somebody who just came onto this page would think?

[Golden Legacy]

"OH MY ****ING GOD"
would be my guess. Speaking of which...

OH MY ****ING GOD.

[Drizzy Drake]

Sea of Time, on Nov 26 2008, 09:29 PM, said:

I think it was Caael but I'm too lazy to look. I mean, come on. Is there ANYTHING about pubic hair that's attractive? NO.

SoT knows what he's talking about. Would make sense though, that Caael, the virgin, would be the one to diss pubic-hair-shaving.

Split Infinity, on Nov 26 2008, 09:31 PM, said:

Is there anything attractive about reproductive organs in general?

The vagina has a nice smell.

Nosferatu, on Nov 26 2008, 09:33 PM, said:

Ya know, SoT made me think. We all appear to be talking about pubic hair and a picture of Caael.

Anybody else thinking what somebody who just came onto this page would think?

It's true. New members joining this forum are probably just like "what in the fuck?" It seems normal to us, but to new people, it's just psycho. Really is like 4chan with the inside jokes and weird humour.

[Split Infinity]

Say, isn't there a fifteen year old growing on that bush? xP

[Drizzy Drake]

I lol'd.

[Split Infinity]

Edited to remove pedophilia.

[Drizzy Drake]

Split Infinity, on Nov 26 2008, 09:45 PM, said:

Edited to remove pedophilia.

You didn't edit it at all.

Split Infinity, on Nov 26 2008, 09:31 PM, said:

Is there anything attractive about reproductive organs in general?

Continued...

Also, when you see a female's tits/cooch, you like it, and presumably feel attracted...

[Sea of Time]

....So it would be vice-versa for a female. It's called BASIC INSTINCT PEOPLE.

[Drizzy Drake]

High Five SOT!

*Throws hand in the air, eagerly awaiting SoT to raise his and slap them together to complete the High Five*

[Sea of Time]

*hi fives dipsy*

woot spam

[Caael]

Neophyte, on Nov 27 2008, 03:42 AM, said:

SoT knows what he's talking about. Would make sense though, that Caael, the virgin, would be the one to diss pubic-hair-shaving.

WTF when did I say anything on the topic of pube shaving?

[Ironsight]

I love how this converation is going.

[Split Infinity]

Neophyte, on Nov 27 2008, 01:54 PM, said:

You didn't edit it at all.

I typed fourteen by accident.

[Drizzy Drake]

15 is still pedophelia. 17 is still pedophelia. 18 is the cut off.

[Saturos S.]

Unless, you're like, under 18 yourself.

[Drizzy Drake]

That's true.

[Golden Legacy]

Which I never got... so a 16 year old, 14 year old relationship is fine, but a 17/19 pair is not allowed?

[Drizzy Drake]

17/18 isn't even allowed. It's odd, I know. That's just how it is. Which is why I said, for like 2 monthes, I'll be statutory rapeing Mel.

[Saturos S.]

No, it would only count as rape if it can been proven that it was against her will.

But that's the whole point of rape...

[Drizzy Drake]

Nope. Statutory rape is when somebody 18 or older has sex with somebody 17 or younger. It doesn't matter if it's willing. In cases where it is willing, and they are so close together, it's hard to charge somebody, because the girl can jsut say they didn't have sex, and she can just deny to have a rape kit done on her.

But ya, for 2 monthes in '09, I legally can't fu[i]/i]ck my girlfriend. Just like Blue, with his 16 year-old endevours.

[Toasty]

I like how the "Relaitonships" topic became the "sex, genitals, and pubes" topic.

Very interesting indeed. :D


Personally, I would have liked to be married and living on my own by now. No kids, just married and out of this house.

For christ's sake, what I wouldn't give to live in a society where a 16 year-old could get a salary of 40k.

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Nov 28 2008, 06:42 AM, said:

I like how the "Relaitonships" topic became the "sex, genitals, and pubes" topic.

Personally, I would have liked to be married and living on my own by now. No kids, just married and out of this house.

For christ's sake, what I wouldn't give to live in a society where a 16 year-old could get a salary of 40k.

Funny how it works like that. :D

Wait, so at 16, you would have liked to be married, and living on your own? What in the ****!

Hannah Montana...

[Saturos S.]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/nf3millie.jpg

YAY!

http://en.wikipedia..../Statutory_rape

The Romeo and Juliet laws could be the exception though.

[Split Infinity]

You see, the funny thing about 40k incomes is that you actually have to earn them.

[Drizzy Drake]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Saturos Striker, on Nov 28 2008, 12:50 PM, said:

YAY!

http://en.wikipedia..../Statutory_rape

The Romeo and Juliet laws could be the exception though.

Basically all ya'll that are over 18; if you're dating somebdoy younger than 18 (or whatever the age of consent is in that country), don't piss them off, because then tey'll just call the cops and get you arrested for stat. rape. :D.

[Sea of Time]

Getting charged with anything is tough though, as long as you're close in age to the girl/guy. There are a lot of "Romeo and Juliet" loopholes in law that let people off if you're 18 and your girl/boyfriend is, say 16 or 17. Three or four years difference though? Good luck with that.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ya, if you're 22, you're gonig to jail for tapping a 16 year old..

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Nov 28 2008, 02:04 PM, said:

You see, the funny thing about 40k incomes is that you actually have to earn them.

No **** sherlock.

My point, is that there's people who can go and learn everything college will teach you by themselves, and in half the time. But if you don't have a certificate proving that you know "this" much, you'll be lucky to get a job at a fast food restaurant.

I'd probably be on my second year of college by now if I was home schooled, but then again, I also wouldn't have met most of the friends I have right now. Though I also wouldn't have had to put up with bull**** classes and horrible teachers.


Anyway, relationships. Not worth it in highschool because so many of the girls are either not the least bit attractive, or have air-headed/annoying personalities.

[Split Infinity]

Still making excuses, I see. :D

[Toasty]

No, just stating a fact.

I don't want to date anyone unless we'll be able to stick together for at least a year or more. Here at my school, I see very, very few candidates if any, and all of them aren't even worth aproaching.

[Split Infinity]

Well you're never going to get anywhere with that kind of attitude.

[Nosferatu]

Toasty, on Nov 28 2008, 11:20 PM, said:

No, just stating a fact.

I don't want to date anyone unless we'll be able to stick together for at least a year or more. Here at my school, I see very, very few candidates if any, and all of them aren't even worth aproaching.

I'm sorry to say but Toasty is right.

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Nov 28 2008, 11:45 PM, said:

Well you're never going to get anywhere with that kind of attitude.

Well at least I won't be dumped 20 times in one year.

I want a relationship, but not right now.

[Split Infinity]

Girls like men with experience. Even Rick Astley agrees.

[Saturos S.]

I just want to have fun, hang around with girls but I'm not planning anything for the long-term. If there's someone I really like, I'll stay with her, but I don't pick my dates for that cause.

[Sea of Time]

Toasty, are you a man? Because we thrive on one night stands until we find someone who can give us sex during the day too.

[Someone Else]

I kinda agree with Toasty but at the same time, with that attitude, good luck. Like Split said, not a lot of girls will go for a guy with little experience, even the "good" ones.

[Lemontime]

my relationship is going excellent. we're going to our school formal tomorrow night. enjoying every minute of it.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Nov 29 2008, 01:14 PM, said:

Toasty, are you a man? Because we thrive on one night stands until we find someone who can give us sex during the day too.

Yes I am. I am a man who had his sex drive painfully torn out of his body with a pair of dull tweezers.


....fyi that doesn't mean I was neutered or anything. Still got that good ol' man juice. *pats package*

Someone Else, on Nov 29 2008, 07:38 PM, said:

I kinda agree with Toasty but at the same time, with that attitude, good luck. Like Split said, not a lot of girls will go for a guy with little experience, even the "good" ones.

Yeah, probably, but I don;t really want to spend my time on girls who will just dump me a month later (or vise vesa).

Besides that, if there was a girl who was genuinely interested in me, she probably would have asked me out already. :P

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Nov 30 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

Besides that, if there was a girl who was genuinely interested in me, she probably would have asked me out already. :P

I dunno, Toasty! You're a pretty popular guy, girls might feel a bit intimidated by your humongous muscles and the sexy, confident way you carry yourself around the school!

[Toasty]

You're right.....I need to loose some of the muscle and charisma.

Picking up BMX ought to do the trick. :P

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Nov 30 2008, 08:38 PM, said:

You're right.....I need to loose some of the muscle and charisma.

Picking up BMX ought to do the trick. :P

I guarantee I have bigger muscles than you, Toasty.

100%, no questions about it. I am twice the man you will ever be :)

[Toasty]

You can always dream. :P

[Ironsight]

Lemontime, on Nov 30 2008, 03:01 AM, said:

I guarantee I have bigger muscles than you, Toasty.

100%, no questions about it. I am twice the man you will ever be :P

Says the guy wearing tight pants.

[Lemontime]

Miley Cyrus, on Nov 30 2008, 09:58 PM, said:

Says the guy wearing tight pants.

Doesn't mean I'm not a lot bigger than him :P

In fact me and toasty had a very in-depth, n/h conversation about this sort of topic once..

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty is a fuck narcissist

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Nov 30 2008, 09:17 PM, said:

Besides that, if there was a girl who was genuinely interested in me, she probably would have asked me out already. :P

You know, for a relationship to work both people have to actually be trying, not just sitting around waiting for someone to drop kick them out of the gutter.

[Lightning Star]

Hahaha! I bet you all prolly are just as scrawny as the other. I mean, after all, you're bragging on the internet. How much nerdier can you get? :P

Anyways, Toasty, don't listen to them. The kind of "girls" they know are the kind they see in porn movies. There are a lot of girls who aren't interested in experience, but rather, are looking for someone who wants a long lasting relationship. But then again, I wouldn't bother with the relationship, because 99% of the time they never last.

[Split Infinity]

Icy, on Dec 1 2008, 07:56 AM, said:

Anyways, Toasty, don't listen to them. The kind of "girls" they know are the kind they see in porn movies.

You've gone down a very dark road, Alyssa.

[Caael]

Icy, on Nov 30 2008, 09:56 PM, said:

Hahaha! I bet you all prolly are just as scrawny as the other. I mean, after all, you're bragging on the internet. How much nerdier can you get? :P

Anyways, Toasty, don't listen to them. The kind of "girls" they know are the kind they see in porn movies. There are a lot of girls who aren't interested in experience, but rather, are looking for someone who wants a long lasting relationship. But then again, I wouldn't bother with the relationship, because 99% of the time they never last.

Oh dear...

Toasty, if you were as buff as you say you are, you'd probably have a GF judging by how shallow girls are these days.

[Lemontime]

Icy, on Dec 1 2008, 06:56 AM, said:

Hahaha! I bet you all prolly are just as scrawny as the other. I mean, after all, you're bragging on the internet.

I'd take a picture of how awesome I am, but that's kinda lame..

[Split Infinity]

It's okay Harry, I've seen more than enough. :P

[Toasty]

Lemontime, on Nov 30 2008, 04:42 AM, said:

Doesn't mean I'm not a lot bigger than him :)

In fact me and toasty had a very in-depth, n/h conversation about this sort of topic once..

Yes, and I think we clarified that your penis was of grotesquely abnormal proportions, and mine was of average size. :P

Icy, on Nov 30 2008, 12:56 PM, said:

Hahaha! I bet you all prolly are just as scrawny as the other. I mean, after all, you're bragging on the internet. How much nerdier can you get? :)

Anyways, Toasty, don't listen to them. The kind of "girls" they know are the kind they see in porn movies. There are a lot of girls who aren't interested in experience, but rather, are looking for someone who wants a long lasting relationship. But then again, I wouldn't bother with the relationship, because 99% of the time they never last.

I think what he meant by "experience" was experience in dating, but I'm probably wrong.


Anyway, I'm simply not interested in having a girlfriend right now. If a girl walked up to me and asked me out, I'd probably give it a shot if she wasn't plain ugly or had an annoying personality, but I'm not going to go actively searching for one.

I probably could have had a girlfriend already if I was actively looking for one. I know there's been girls who were interested in me in the past.

[Nosferatu]

Icy you get a <3 for that.

Either way, I'm ****in' skinny. I don't give a **** though, I like how I look.

[Ironsight]

Icy, on Nov 30 2008, 12:56 PM, said:

Anyways, Toasty, don't listen to them. The kind of "girls" they know are the kind they see in porn movies.

Ouch.

[Sea of Time]

Am I dumb or did Icy just generalize and call my girlfriend a porn star...

[Nosferatu]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/rvb/images/c/c7/Newtucker.jpg
No I think she called her a slut.

[Toasty]

o shi-

This is some dangerous **** right here.

[Split Infinity]

^ Heh heh.

Toasty, on Dec 1 2008, 10:40 AM, said:

I think what he meant by "experience" was experience in dating, but I'm probably wrong.

Nope, you're right for once. =O

[Lemontime]

Sea of Time, on Dec 1 2008, 10:52 AM, said:

Am I dumb or did Icy just generalize and call my girlfriend a porn star...

Mine too ):

[Nosferatu]

I would like to give Icy +50 exp for this win.

[Sea of Time]

I would like Icy to shut the **** up, to be honest.

[Lemontime]

+1!

[Drizzy Drake]

Mine third.

And btw, Icy pornstars aren't sluts. Alot of them have boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives.

Toasty, on Nov 30 2008, 06:40 PM, said:

Yes, and I think we clarified that your penis was of grotesquely abnormal proportions, and mine was of average size. :P

Lmao @ you and your 5 inch pener. Better hope you keep growing before you first have sex...

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Dec 1 2008, 09:40 AM, said:

Yes, and I think we clarified that your penis was of grotesquely abnormal proportions, and mine was of average size. :P

Did your mum tell you your average??

Being small must run in the family..

[Toasty]

5.5 inches was average last I checked.

[Someone Else]

LMFAO I'm tempted to lock the topic to preserve it right here. XDDD

[Toasty]

You should change the topic to something more appropriet first, seing as this is obviously no longer a topic about relationships.

[Someone Else]

Any ideas? Seems reasonable to me. As long as it's in good tastes.

[Sea of Time]

Someone Else, on Nov 30 2008, 11:06 PM, said:

LMFAO I'm tempted to lock the topic to preserve it right here. XDDD

Oh my god. You definitely should have.

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Dec 1 2008, 12:02 AM, said:

5.5 inches was average last I checked.

Still small, but I mean, I guess you're gonna have to risk it. Good luck making her cum with your 5.5 inch penis. *pats Toasty on the back*

[Sea of Time]

Gonna have to do some reach-around action... but with some work, you can pull it off!

And last time I checked, relationships involved penises. No offense, but hearing you people ***** about how "this boy/girl liked me but relationships suck and are for porn stars and gays" is kinda pissing me off.

[Toasty]

I never said anything like that. I simply just don't want one right now.

And relationships with sex involve penises. I already said that I wasn't interested in sex.

Someone Else, on Nov 30 2008, 09:21 PM, said:

Any ideas? Seems reasonable to me. As long as it's in good tastes.

"show me your junk"

[Drizzy Drake]

Sea of Time, on Dec 1 2008, 12:24 AM, said:

Gonna have to do some reach-around action... but with some work, you can pull it off!

And last time I checked, relationships involved penises. No offense, but hearing you people ***** about how "this boy/girl liked me but relationships suck and are for porn stars and gays" is kinda pissing me off.

I have found my new wingman.

[Split Infinity]

Sea of Time, on Dec 1 2008, 04:24 PM, said:

And last time I checked, relationships involved penises. No offense, but hearing you people ***** about how "this boy/girl liked me but relationships suck and are for porn stars and gays" is kinda pissing me off.

And hearing you talk like it's the only way to live is equally frustrating.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, sorry if I'm not lying and saying it's not a big part of my life. Whoopsie.

[Drizzy Drake]

Hey, SoT, let me ask you this. Are you getting pussy?

Now Toasty, are you?

Nuff said.

[Sea of Time]

Sir, you have your wingman.

[Drizzy Drake]

Fucking A.

[Lemontime]

Toasting some epic bread.

[Lightning Star]

LMAO. Whoah, hey there, no need to get your testes in a twist. I meant the little boys who think girls judge guys based on how well they are in BED probably are the ones who only know porn stars. And did I ever say porn stars were sluts? Never. Lemontime, did I ever say your girlfriend was a slut? Nope. Not even close. I didn't even remember you had a girlfriend actually.

So I never pointed fingers at anyone. But its cute. You stick up for your girlfriends! And just when I thought all the guys were assholes on here, they ALMOST proved me wrong!

At least we gained some ground, here!

(And nos, you rock :P)

[Sea of Time]

Haha reading between the lines, Icy still thinks I make girls out to be shallow? I never said that, nor did I instigate it. If my girlfriend could fall for a sarcastic guy with an immature sense of humour such as myself, then it definitely wasn't just for the sex (which came much later, might I add).

[Nosferatu]

@Icy:
Oh why thank you. :P

I think I'm just gonna sit back and watch this for a while.

[Toasty]

Neophyte, on Nov 30 2008, 09:35 PM, said:

Hey, SoT, let me ask you this. Are you getting pussy?

Now Toasty, are you?

Nuff said.

Hey Skidz, let me ask you this. Did I eve say I wanted sex?

Whether I get laid or not isn't, and has never been a thought in my mind. So using that logic doesn't work, bud.

I'll get laid after I'm married. Even if I get the chance beforehand, I'll turn it down. It's not a priority in my eyes.