[Lemontime]

She's 16 next month..

[Drizzy Drake]

Ya Caael, in Canada it's different. 12-17 can have sex with 12-17 year olds. 18+ can have sex with other 18 pluses. And anybody under 12 is off limits.

[Gio]

I definitely think it sucks to have the girl your talking to live in another state on the complete opposite side of the country. Fortunately that's about to change. Anyway........that is all.

[Drizzy Drake]

I send you my condolences. Long distance relationships suck.

[Gio]

unfortunately they do suck, but hopefully she is moving back some time in the summer or maybe earlier

[Valistrix]

I've got you all beat here.

I realized that I'd had strong feelings for a girl for quite some time. Mere moments before I'd planned to make my move, she confessed to being a lesbian.

Thank you, and good night.

[Nosferatu]

That is the best last second **** up I have ever heard.

[Lemontime]

That's ****ing awesome... Should have been like "One last night as a heterosexual?" that would have scored you maaaad points..


Anyway not really sure what i should do with my current love life.. Chick i've been messing around with the past two weeks is all a bit confusing for me, known her for 12 years and all, don't wanna **** everything up by going out with her? but at the same time i really do..

cool ****, yo.

[Split Infinity]

Valistrix, on Feb 11 2009, 06:38 PM, said:

I've got you all beat here.

I realized that I'd had strong feelings for a girl for quite some time. Mere moments before I'd planned to make my move, she confessed to being a lesbian.

Thank you, and good night.

D'aww, she's just playing hard to get. :D

[Drizzy Drake]

Valistrix, on Feb 11 2009, 02:38 AM, said:

I've got you all beat here.

I realized that I'd had strong feelings for a girl for quite some time. Mere moments before I'd planned to make my move, she confessed to being a lesbian.

Thank you, and good night.

Did Kevin Smith come into the future, look at that post, go back and write Casing Amy?

[Caael]

So during half term next week I'm gonna get smashed with my female friend and ask her out. Not that I need to get smashed in order to ask her out, but because I made a promise we'd meet up during half term and get drunk.

[Drizzy Drake]

Good luck with that. Just remember, there`s a point where they get too drunk, and will forget you ever having asked them out.

[Someone Else]

King of Town, on Feb 11 2009, 12:50 AM, said:

Anyway not really sure what i should do with my current love life.. Chick i've been messing around with the past two weeks is all a bit confusing for me, known her for 12 years and all, don't wanna **** everything up by going out with her? but at the same time i really do..

cool ****, yo.

Your situation is so similar to mine that it's rather frightening.

The fact that you're messing around is something, though. Your relationship is not going to be the same after this point, unless you're both really loose or something. You both need to establish about the two of you either being just friends with benefits, or something more than that.

[Nosferatu]

SPOILER ALERT:

Spoiler

WD has a clone living the exact same life as him.

[Someone Else]

I don't want to look at the spoiler. Somebody tell me, is it bad?

[Caael]

Very.

[Aquamarine]

Someone Else, on Feb 11 2009, 08:40 PM, said:

Your situation is so similar to mine that it's rather frightening.

Wow, are you and Lemon joking? Because I'm also in pretty much the same sitatuation now. Wll, the thing is, I've got these two best friends who are girls, I've been mentioning them here from time to time. Well, about four or so days ago something happened with one of them, and I was afraid afterwards that our friendship(which is more important to me than any one night stand ****) was going to be ruined. Thankfully, everything is just as it was, and perhaps even a bit better. Neither of us mentioned what happened, and I'm sure she hasn't told anyone just as I haven't.

This is ****ing weird, isn't it guys?

[Someone Else]

Yeah, except she she actually likes me, or did at one point, and it wasn't a one night stand. This has been going since October and now it's February. I'd kinda rather not talk about it though. :P

[Gio]

The Gods demand that you do.

[Nosferatu]

*slaps Gio*

Now what did we learn?

[Gio]

I am a slow learner your going to have to tell me.

THE INERT ARE GODS

[Aquamarine]

Someone Else, on Feb 12 2009, 02:16 AM, said:

Yeah, except she she actually likes me, or did at one point, and it wasn't a one night stand. This has been going since October and now it's February. I'd kinda rather not talk about it though. :P

Well of course it's not exactly the same situation, that's impossible isn't it. It's good having a friend with benefits though...

[Someone Else]

Yeah, until it all falls apart horribly. =P

[Drizzy Drake]

Aquamarine, on Feb 12 2009, 09:32 AM, said:

Well of course it's not exactly the same situation, that's impossible isn't it. It's good having a friend with benefits though...

Don`t you wish she was your girlfriend and you could touch her pussy whenever you wanted without having to think ``will this **** up our friendship???`` Ahh, how I love Mel.

[Caael]

I've got the most horrible feeling I'm falling into the friend zone. All will become clear next week...

[Drizzy Drake]

I feel for you, I really do.

[Caael]

I am going to be piiiissed off if i'm friendzoned again.

[Drizzy Drake]

I made it outa the friendzone...

[Aquamarine]

Caael, on Feb 13 2009, 12:53 AM, said:

I've got the most horrible feeling I'm falling into the friend zone. All will become clear next week...

Damnit, I'm slowly but surely falling into the friend zone with the girl I like too! It's not ****ing fair... WHY DOES THE WHOLE STUPID SITUATION WITH HER HAVE TO BE SO DAMN COMPLICATED?!

Neophyte, on Feb 12 2009, 08:24 PM, said:

Don`t you wish she was your girlfriend and you could touch her pussy whenever you wanted without having to think ``will this **** up our friendship???`` Ahh, how I love Mel.

Nah, I wouldn't want her to be my girlfriend. I want to remain best friends with her, so I'll stop any sexual **** I have going with her, just in case it ruins the friendship, though it hasn't had a negative effect...

[Drizzy Drake]

Aquamarine, on Feb 13 2009, 04:04 AM, said:

Damnit, I'm slowly but surely falling into the friend zone with the girl I like too! It's not ****ing fair... WHY DOES THE WHOLE STUPID SITUATION WITH HER HAVE TO BE SO DAMN COMPLICATED?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nah, I wouldn't want her to be my girlfriend. I want to remain best friends with her, so I'll stop any sexual **** I have going with her, just in case it ruins the friendship, though it hasn't had a negative effect...

Life`s unfair.

-----------------------¸
So where do you stand on this. You like messing around, but you wouldn`t like a relationships, but if she wanted to stop you would? I`m so confuzzled.

[Caael]

What the **** are you talking about "messing up friendships?" Me and my previous gf are fine with each other, and act just as we did before we went out. How could going out with somebody possibly "mess up the friendship"?

[Drizzy Drake]

Because if they date, and thne break up, he thinks it`ll get all awkward and they wont be as good friends.

Sometiems it`s easy to go back to the way it was, sometimes it is hard.

[Aquamarine]

Neophyte, on Feb 13 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Because if they date, and thne break up, he thinks it`ll get all awkward and they wont be as good friends.

Sometiems it`s easy to go back to the way it was, sometimes it is hard.

This. Like with that girl from academy I was with. We were awesome friends and all, and after we hooked up and broke up we haven't been friends at all. We barely speak to each other.

Neophyte, on Feb 13 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

So where do you stand on this. You like messing around, but you wouldn`t like a relationships, but if she wanted to stop you would? I`m so confuzzled.

I like messing around, of course. However, I wouldn't be in a relationship with her because I care too much about her as a friend to risk ruining anything, plus I know too much about her and the way she acts with guys. From now on I simply won't allow anything to happen like that again between me and her, even though I'm pretty sure we could do the same thing again and be just as good friends as before.

[Drizzy Drake]

Dude, sometimes if you really like them, you have to risk it. That`s what I did with Mel, and that seemed to work out.

[Aquamarine]

... Skidz, what are you talking about? I don't like her in that way. I like her as a friend. She's such a good friend, the prospect of having actual sex with her makes me feel slightly sick.

[Drizzy Drake]

Sorry ((Once again wasn`t meaning sx, just letting her know what`s up)), you said you didn`t want to start a relationship with her becuase you didn`t want to ruin anything so I assumed you meant you did like her, you just didn`t want to ruin what you had.

Don`t worry, I`m not just writing nonsence.

[Aquamarine]

No need to apologise mate. xP

[Gio]

Caael, on Feb 13 2009, 09:58 AM, said:

What the **** are you talking about "messing up friendships?" Me and my previous gf are fine with each other, and act just as we did before we went out. How could going out with somebody possibly "mess up the friendship"?

So far I have messed up two friendships after breaking up or getting broke up with, but I have also kept one.
It really isn't as easy as you would sometimes think.

[Caael]

Okay i'm severely concerned about being friend-zoned. I know what I have to do to prevent this, but now it's the holidays I wont see her until we meet up so :S

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Feb 13 2009, 05:54 PM, said:

Okay i'm severely concerned about being friend-zoned. I know what I have to do to prevent this, but now it's the holidays I wont see her until we meet up so :S

You guys are on holiday?

Well when you meet up make your move then. If you really think you`re close to being friend-zoned, then do something about it before you are...

[Ironsight]

HEY GUYS TOMORROW IS SEX DAY.
Yeah, I'm going to play WoW...

[Drizzy Drake]

Actually, technically today is. I`m so ****ing beat from work, but I have tommorw off and I`m going to Mels at like 11 in the morning and I`m gonna give her the best day of her life.

[My Best Wishes]

Caael, on Feb 14 2009, 02:58 AM, said:

What the **** are you talking about "messing up friendships?" Me and my previous gf are fine with each other, and act just as we did before we went out. How could going out with somebody possibly "mess up the friendship"?

Neophyte, on Feb 14 2009, 04:06 AM, said:

Because if they date, and thne break up, he thinks it`ll get all awkward and they wont be as good friends.

Sometiems it`s easy to go back to the way it was, sometimes it is hard.

Skidz QFT

Caael, on Feb 14 2009, 09:54 AM, said:

Okay i'm severely concerned about being friend-zoned. I know what I have to do to prevent this, but now it's the holidays I wont see her until we meet up so :S

What're you planning to do and what activity are you doing when you meet up? You do know a LJBF response yea??

And have you heard of the internet and phones? They allow for communication outside of face-to-face

[Someone Else]

Bought this for the girl I've been talking about and gave it to her today:

http://www.seduction-lingerie.co.uk/naught...gerie-233-p.asp

She liked it of course. She's shown it to me before when we were in Spencers together. =P

[Drizzy Drake]

That`s hot son.

Allready told you and PDM but I got Mel (giving it to her tomorow (well today technically)) a bouqette of black and red roses, a necklace, a stuffed bear, and I`m gonna take her to this greek place downtown. I tried making a hh love song, but I just couldn`t make it fast enough.

[Nosferatu]

Someone Else, on Feb 13 2009, 10:54 PM, said:

Bought this for the girl I've been talking about and gave it to her today:

http://www.seduction-lingerie.co.uk/naught...gerie-233-p.asp

She liked it of course. She's shown it to me before when we were in Spencers together. =P

Spencers is awesome.

[Saturos S.]

Yeah, we actually have one of those delivery services going on at school, and I actually got a rose this year. Problem is, I have no idea who sent it, can't be bothered to find out either because I'm going skiing this week, so no school.

[Caael]

Neophyte, on Feb 14 2009, 05:21 AM, said:

You guys are on holiday?

Well when you meet up make your move then. If you really think you`re close to being friend-zoned, then do something about it before you are...

That's what I was planning on. I read into these things far too much so I'll just not think about it for now.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I'm most likely just be smoking weed today...

[Mallick]

If it counts, I'm masturbating right now. Only stopped 'cause someone came within my vicinity. :X

[Drizzy Drake]

Today is proof that true love can exist at 16/17...

Yes, I am bringing up an arguement 204 pages old.

[Gio]

So I am pretty happy.
I got to talk to the person today on the phone that I like. She had her phone turned off to save money for a while. So I guess you could say mine Valentine's day was ok.
She gets her phone turned back on officially on Monday and I am pretty excited.
O and we talk on the phone cuz she lives in Washington, and I live in Florida.

[Caael]

Today is the day of judgement. Meeting her in town in 3 hours.

[Drizzy Drake]

You can do it.

[Caael]

Ahh ****ing trains. Was just about to make a move when I discovered my train was due in 10 minutes so I cut it short. Meeting up again though in a few days or so and hopefully I'll time it better that time.

[Ironsight]

I ran some Heroic Dungeons yesterday :P

[Aquamarine]

Bummer, Caael. Better luck next time.

Last night at a party I tried to hook up with a girl I know. I did my best all night, and it was obvious for everyone what I wanted, but she kept politely and jokingly moving away and all. Ah well, nvm.

Then later in the evening I got some action with a certain girl.

And today an ex sends me a message asking me how I'm doing and all, and I completely ignore it because I don't want to have anything to do with her.

Also, a couple of phone calls confirmed that I keep getting closer to the friend zone with the girl I like.

And today I found out about a really good looking girl who wants to hook up with me, even though she probably only wants a one night fling. She's out of town though, so when she gets back we'll get together.

... Damn, I actually have stuff going on in my love/sex life. I didn't even know...

[Golden Legacy]

Gio, on Feb 15 2009, 03:37 AM, said:

So I am pretty happy.
I got to talk to the person today on the phone that I like. She had her phone turned off to save money for a while. So I guess you could say mine Valentine's day was ok.
She gets her phone turned back on officially on Monday and I am pretty excited.
O and we talk on the phone cuz she lives in Washington, and I live in Florida.

Neat stuff, how do you two know one another? That's quite a distance there.

[Mallick]

It's his girlfriend he broke up with when she moved out of state, isn't it?

[Gio]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 15 2009, 08:04 PM, said:

Neat stuff, how do you two know one another? That's quite a distance there.

She used to live in my neighborhood, and she graduated in my class, and we have always been real good friends.
She admitted to me the other night on aim that she has liked me for just about all four years that she has known me, the only problem was that I was going out with my old GF. So she is supposed to eventually come back here, and we have been talking.

G-DUB 3000, on Feb 15 2009, 11:31 PM, said:

It's his girlfriend he broke up with when she moved out of state, isn't it?

Nope

[Golden Legacy]

Gio, on Feb 16 2009, 01:54 AM, said:

She used to live in my neighborhood, and she graduated in my class, and we have always been real good friends.
She admitted to me the other night on aim that she has liked me for just about all four years that she has known me, the only problem was that I was going out with my old GF. So she is supposed to eventually come back here, and we have been talking.

Definitely keep in contact, no matter how tough it might seem. I myself am keeping in touch with this one girl from Boston when I went to school there, stupidest move of my life not to ask her out... gah.

Curious, did you ever get a hint that she liked you? I know you were with your old girlfriend, but for 4 years, that seems like quite a while to keep something like that in.

[Gio]

Golden Legacy, on Feb 16 2009, 07:47 PM, said:

Definitely keep in contact, no matter how tough it might seem. I myself am keeping in touch with this one girl from Boston when I went to school there, stupidest move of my life not to ask her out... gah.

Curious, did you ever get a hint that she liked you? I know you were with your old girlfriend, but for 4 years, that seems like quite a while to keep something like that in.

Well I always sort of knew that she liked me. There had been subtle hints, where she had tried to tip me off to it. But just recently she herself has actually told me, so we are going to see what happens, and everything looks awesome right now. I am looking forward to this.

[Nosferatu]

To totally interupt whatever they were talking about, I've got **** going pretty nicely.

She went to get X-rays on her legs today, and so I stopped by to see how she was. I go in and she's playing Gears 2 on Insane. Only I could end up with a gamer girlfriend. No complaints mind you.

[Caael]

FFS cant go to town with this girl tomorrow, and neither next week. I think some higher being or something is trying to tell me something.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Feb 20 2009, 08:32 PM, said:

FFS cant go to town with this girl tomorrow, and neither next week. I think some higher being or something is trying to tell me something.

And why is that Caael? Your parents say no? If you really like this girl as much as you say you do, you shouldn't let that stop you...

[Caael]

Neophyte, on Feb 21 2009, 02:41 AM, said:

And why is that Caael? Your parents say no? If you really like this girl as much as you say you do, you shouldn't let that stop you...

No she's busy both days :D

Next Sunday should be alright though.

[Mallick]

you're getting denied give up http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/13/Awesome.png/32px-Awesome.png

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Feb 21 2009, 04:10 AM, said:

No she's busy both days :D

Next Sunday should be alright though.

Why wait all this time? Just ****ing go through with it. I'm sure that's all she's waiting for. That's just my opinion. If you want to wait a week however and do the lame cinema/parks thing, go for it.

[Caael]

Neophyte, on Feb 21 2009, 05:05 PM, said:

Why wait all this time? Just ****ing go through with it. I'm sure that's all she's waiting for. That's just my opinion. If you want to wait a week however and do the lame cinema/parks thing, go for it.

Lololol how else would I go about it? Discuss on msn, I'm on now

[Nosferatu]

I like how for once I'm the only one not having weird-ass relationship issues.

[Drizzy Drake]

Here`s some real good advice for anybody out there who likes a girl; if you like her, act on it. Especially if you know that they like you back. Because in Caael`s case, dude told me that she doesn`t like him anymore purely based on the fact that she waited too long...

So go out there and do your thing futue Ron Jeremys, because if you wait, shit can and will happen.

[Lemontime]

Met this girl at my new school who is absolutely awesome. We're so similar in every way ;)

She's coming over after I finish work tonight :)

[Lemontime]

Asked aforementioned girl out today.

Positive answer.

Have high hopes for this, it will be great ;)

[Saturos S.]

Just don't talk about your pubic hair collection, no matter how awkward the silences get.

[kate]

that is a lie, girls looove to hear about that stuff. true story.

[Drizzy Drake]

It`s true, I talked to to you about my pubic hair for 3 hours and you were loving every minute of it.

[Mallick]

all you snot-nosed brats, you best beware,
the net ain't for those without pubic hairs~

[Drizzy Drake]

And to those tell `em i deserve a mozaltoff
I`m rappin like a sheperd with the muzzel off
I`m next to blow, pause
And I can hear you faggots talking over the applause

[Someone Else]

guyz. gurl iz tellin me to waer tighter pants

tink she likes my body????

[Drizzy Drake]

She lieks that scrumptious ass.

[Lemontime]

Someone Else, on Mar 3 2009, 06:23 AM, said:

guyz. gurl iz tellin me to waer tighter pants

tink she likes my body????

Or maybe she just doesn't want to be seen with someone who's not up with the trend that's been going for LIKE 4 YEARS !!

[Ironsight]

Yeah, wearing womens clothes is cool. And you're not a fag.

[Lemontime]

you're a moron.

[Caael]

Miley Cyrus, on Mar 2 2009, 08:47 PM, said:

Yeah, wearing womens clothes is cool. And you're not a fag.

Yeah, being a misanthropist is cool. And you're not anti-social.


Works both ways.

[Someone Else]

I was expecting you guys to make a joke about saggy pants and underwear. D=

I'm disappointed.

Though you guys DID start insulting each other instead, which I should've expected. =P

[Nosferatu]

You know everyone so well.

[Saturos S.]

Tight pants make my ass look good.

...yeah.

[Golden Legacy]

You guys are hilarious.

So yesterday a girl admitted she's liked me since last semester. And she's with a boyfriend now.

[Lemontime]

I am the absolute happiest I have been in my entire life with her.

New girlfriend that is.

[Gio]

Golden Legacy, on Mar 3 2009, 08:16 PM, said:

You guys are hilarious.

So yesterday a girl admitted she's liked me since last semester. And she's with a boyfriend now.

That sucks just about as bad as someone admitting they like you after they have moved to another state.........it might actually be worse depending on whether or not you liked the girl back.

[kate]

lol i do that. I like a guy and am waay too nervous to tell him, but as soon as i've moved on or whatever i'm all like "yeah i totally liked you LAWL", and i don't care. if only i could not care while i liked them. but then i wouldn't like them if i didn't care. sooo...double jeopardy

[Drizzy Drake]

Hi thar! My name`s Lack Of Self Confidence. What`s yours?

[Nosferatu]

Douchebagery.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ahh, I`ve heard of you. Class of 69, Cum Laude? I`d like to cum loud...preferably in a 69.

[Ironsight]

Neophyte, on Mar 4 2009, 05:45 PM, said:

Hi thar! My name`s Lack Of Self Confidence. What`s yours?

Paranoid Sonavabitch.

[Lemontime]

flamingly in love

[Caael]

Getting there slowly...

[Aquamarine]

King of Town, on Mar 10 2009, 09:35 AM, said:

flamingly in love

I hate being in love. Thank goodness I'm not in love now, and that I've been so only twice in my whole life. I hate that it has to end, and I simply feel that the being in love isn't worth the feelings that come after the relationship goes down the crapper, or even worse, if you're in love with a girl who doesn't want to be with you at all.

[Gio]

Aquamarine, on Mar 10 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

I hate being in love. Thank goodness I'm not in love now, and that I've been so only twice in my whole life. I hate that it has to end, and I simply feel that the being in love isn't worth the feelings that come after the relationship goes down the crapper, or even worse, if you're in love with a girl who doesn't want to be with you at all.

I am very near to agreeing with you.

[Toasty]

I have lady friends now. =D

[Nosferatu]

No you don't.

[Toasty]

No, now I have more.

[Nosferatu]

No, you never had any.

[Toasty]

No, I've had some for a while. Now I have some that I actually hang out with on an almost daily basis.

She sits on my lap.

[Caael]

Welcome to females, Toasty, they all do that.

[Someone Else]

^ And to expand on that, don't worry, the embarrassing boner you get when they sit on you will stop happening after you get used to it.

[Toasty]

Well I haven't gotten one so far.

[Nosferatu]

Someone Else, on Mar 14 2009, 11:33 AM, said:

^ And to expand on that, don't worry, the embarrassing boner you get when they sit on you will stop happening after you get used to it.

Dude you forgot Toasty doesn't have a ****.

[Toasty]

I think you're mistaking me with yourself.

[Nosferatu]

Says the guy who's had no girlfriends to someone who's had two.

[Toasty]

I'd have had one a long time ago if I wanted one. Getting a girlfriend in highschool (at least around here), is pretty much pointless. Too many airheads, or people who lack common sense/self control/manners.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Mar 15 2009, 07:34 PM, said:

I'd have had one a long time ago if I wanted one. Getting a girlfriend in highschool (at least around here), is pretty much pointless. Too many airheads, or people who lack common sense/self control/manners.

No, Toasty. No. You dont just go "I think I want a girlfriend, oi you, be my girlfriend". You cant just want one and then for one to appear. It just shows how headstrong and egotistical you are.

And although you might think you're all-powerful and sexy, I'm sure most girls see you as a basement dweller.

Just telling it how it is.

[Lemontime]

Still in love and so so happy with it.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Mar 15 2009, 01:54 PM, said:

No, Toasty. No. You dont just go "I think I want a girlfriend, oi you, be my girlfriend". You cant just want one and then for one to appear. It just shows how headstrong and egotistical you are.

And although you might think you're all-powerful and sexy, I'm sure most girls see you as a basement dweller.

Just telling it how it is.

If I was actually trying to find a girlfriend, and asking people I was interested in out (which I haven't been because there hasn't been anyone worth asking out), chances are I would've had a girlfriend. I know of a number of girls who were interested in me in the past, but I never made a move because I wasn't interested in them.

I'm sure most girls see you as an over-analytical smartass, but then again, I could also be wrong.

Quit acting like you know how to analyze people, because you don't.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Mar 15 2009, 10:25 PM, said:

If I was actually trying to find a girlfriend, and asking people I was interested in out (which I haven't been because there hasn't been anyone worth asking out), chances are I would've had a girlfriend. I know of a number of girls who were interested in me in the past, but I never made a move because I wasn't interested in them.

I'm sure most girls see you as an over-analytical smartass, but then again, I could also be wrong.

Quit acting like you know how to analyze people, because you don't.

Bolded is exactly why you fail. Your standards are far too high. I'm not getting at you, I'm just saying that you're little perfect world isn't that great after all. You're going to look back at your teen years in maybe a decade or two and regret all the stuff you didn't do. I'm already regretting stuff I haven't done and i'm only 15. Plus having a gf now cant hurt, experience is the best teacher.

Dont think i'm insulting your or criticising you for not having had a girlfriend, I'm just saying that you should lower your standards and stop thinking you're above it all.


As for "I'm sure most girls see you as an over-analytical smartass, but then again, I could also be wrong.", unfortunately for you I dont act anything like I do on this forum like I do in real life, especially with girls. I just tell them what they want to hear and it's as easy as that. No facades, no emotional life stories.

[Toasty]

No, my standards aren't too high. I just want someone who shares a similar sense of right and wrong as I do.

There have been a number of girls at my school who I've been interested in. At first.
After a while I learned some things about them that I was really displeased with.


I don't just judge by looks like a lot of people do, Caael, and I'm sure as hell not lowering my standards. Doesn't matter whether that makes me a virgin for life, because I'd rather be that then go out with, or marry, someone who I wouldn't be happy with.

Because in the end, if I myself am not happy with the relationship, then it's only a waste of time and effort for the both of us, because chances are that she won't be happy with it either.

I've also already regretted not doing a lot of things. I haven't, however, regretted not having a girlfriend. I do however somewhat regret not getting good grades in 8th grade so I could take driver's ED when I was supposed to, and again as a Freshman in High school when I was supposed to get my license.

And here's my list of standards for you:

Virgin (no sex, oral or otherwise)

Never given a blowjob (ties in with the one above, but I'm not kissing lips that have been wrapped around another guy's penis. I might as well have given him the blowjob myself)

Christian, or at least somewhat respects christian values (ties in with morals)

Common sense (stupid things usually only happen to stupid people)

Knows how to get along with others, and how to shrug off insults/etc. (self control)


And that's pretty much it, save for maybe a few other minor things. I've only ever seen a very small number of people in my high school who fit that description, and I'm not interested in any of them. Nor are they interested in me.

I suppose that's to be expected though, because the hormones that flow through a teenager's body promote adventure seeking, risk taking, and spontaneous action over most other things.

[Caael]

To me, it seems like you're looking for somebody you could marry right now. Dont do that, it doesn't work. You're looking for the perfect person, which just isn't going to happen. You're not going to find the perfect person for you when you're 16, because you've probably barely just decided what you want out of life. If somebody is interested in you, and you think they're alright, go for it because more often than not they'll grow on you. It's what's happened with all my relationships and I dont regret a thing.

[Toasty]

I won't lie, I'd be happy going my whole life, and marrying the first person I truly fell in love with. I don't care so much for dating.

However, I've pretty much known what I've wanted out of life for a number of years now, but I'm also not looking for someone to marry (yet).

I just want someone who shares a similar viewpoint as I do, because there's less of a chance for bad things to happen.

[Gio]

Toasty, on Mar 15 2009, 05:43 PM, said:

And here's my list of standards for you:

Virgin (no sex, oral or otherwise)

Never given a blowjob (ties in with the one above, but I'm not kissing lips that have been wrapped around another guy's penis. I might as well have given him the blowjob myself)

Christian, or at least somewhat respects christian values (ties in with morals)

Common sense (stupid things usually only happen to stupid people)

Good luck with the first item on that list. Even the best of em aren't perfect in that regard.
And what's the problem with that anyway. They could teach ya a few things Toasty. lol

Don't really have anything against your list though. I sorta used to be that way.

[Someone Else]

Dude you should want a girl who knows her way around things, perhaps not sex necessarily but yeah. I learned how to be a good make out that way =P

OH and by the way stupid things happen to smart people too, unless you want to call me stupid.

[Nosferatu]

Someone Else, on Mar 15 2009, 10:10 PM, said:

Dude you should want a girl who knows her way around things, perhaps not sex necessarily but yeah. I learned how to be a good make out that way =P

OH and by the way stupid things happen to smart people too, unless you want to call me stupid.

Stupid.

[Toasty]

Someone Else, on Mar 15 2009, 10:10 PM, said:

Dude you should want a girl who knows her way around things, perhaps not sex necessarily but yeah. I learned how to be a good make out that way =P

OH and by the way stupid things happen to smart people too, unless you want to call me stupid.

Let me rephrase that then. Stupid things happen to stupid people, more often. <_<

And I know a lot of people at my high school (boys and girls) who are virgins. None of the girls are my type however. Or at least I have yet to meet one who is.


Anyway, chances are I'll end up bending my own rules when I meet someone important enough. For now though, I'm content with having lady friends. Not girlfriends.

[My Best Wishes]

Toasty's still retarded. And keep in mind the person calling you a retard is probably the only one on this forum who shares your religious and moral values.

[Toasty]

wut.

Alright, let me clarify a few things.

I do not want a girlfriend right now. That's not to say I'm incapable of getting one, because I could. I just don't want one.

If I were to want one, I'd prefer that she at least somewhat fit into the description I previously posted, though I'd probably be willing to bend it a bit.


If I had the option, I'd have been married 10 years ago. That way all my relationship problems would be out of the way. =P

[Nosferatu]

****in' horny ass two year old.

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Mar 16 2009, 08:32 AM, said:

****in' horny ass two year old.

I lmao'd

[My Best Wishes]

Wasn't saying your girlfriend status was retarded, was saying your attitude to girls and people your age is retarded, your whole 'I'm better then these people and therefore won't waste my time with them' will just alienate you and come back to bite you in the ass.
Question, how many people in your grade and school?

[Someone Else]

Alright people, lay off Toasty a little. I used to kind of think like him (sans religion stuffs) and in the end, he's just a little idealist. Most of us probably were when we were younger.

Not to patronize you or anything Toasty, but don't be surprised if you change your views within a year or two on relationships.

[Caael]

Pretty much an amalgomation of what watch and WD said; you'll either end up alienated from society and be reclusive looking for the "perfect girl" the whole time, or get over your current sentiments and get out there and have a social life.

I've probably used amalgomation completely out of context but w/e

[Toasty]

watch, on Mar 16 2009, 01:09 PM, said:

Wasn't saying your girlfriend status was retarded, was saying your attitude to girls and people your age is retarded, your whole 'I'm better then these people and therefore won't waste my time with them' will just alienate you and come back to bite you in the ass.
Question, how many people in your grade and school?

I don't necessarily think I'm better than them. I just don't like the things they do, and so I have no interest in dating them.

There's roughly 2000 people in my high school, and my class (class of 2011) is the second biggest class in the history of the school. Only beaten out by the freshmen class this year. I think mine is something like 600-700 people.

It's a pretty crowded school because it was only designed for a capacity of about 1200-1500.


Anyway, if it's so hard to find someone that even loosely fits the profile I'm looking for, then the human population must be severely deprived of morals.

There are still people out there with common sense, and there are still people out there who have morals. It'll be harder to find someone who's still a virgin (though not impossible), and a lot of people seem to have trouble controlling themselves, but I'm confident I'll find someone who fits a description like that. I know a number of girls who fit that description, and they're fairly good looking, but I'm not interested in them.

It's possible my standards will change when I get older, but not by much. I'll stick by my standards even if it costs me a wife. <_<

[Lemontime]

Ok I've kind of just been observing what's been said and done here and have a point to make..

Toasty, you say you've got all the standards and the perfect girl has to fit all of them: Never sucked a dude off, never rooted, no drugs no booze whatever the ****..
However, then you go to say you have found a number of girls that fit that description and are total babes but you're not interested in them ? Isn't that kind of contradicting the whole point of having standards? If they fit the description perfectly and are beautiful as a bonus, what is stopping your interest in them?

"Anyway, if it's so hard to find someone that even loosely fits the profile I'm looking for, then the human population must be severely deprived of morals."

This here is downright stupid. The "profile" that you're looking for is, as you say, very rare to find. But then you go straight out and, almost, criticize everybody elses opinions on the correct "profile". This is kind of stupid. Your morals, ethics, beliefs and thoughts are just that, YOURS! Not everybody shares these with you. You may want a girl who's completely pure; No sex, drugs, booze, whatever. But the next guy may want a girl who's completely dirty; Casual sexual relationships, constant drug taking, alcohol dependency, whatever. The point is that you can't base everybody elses morals off yours, because they're always going to be different. Who you see as the ideal girl may be the devil reincarnate for someone else.

Right now, I'm in the best relationship of my life. I'm with a girl who I love and she loves me too. I've known her for 8 weeks but (as corny/cliche as it sounds) it feels like I've known her forever. We're completely open with each other and value each others company and affection. My point here is one that agree's with you, Toasty. I met her by chance. A good friend of mine knew her from primary school and she, by chance, came to the same school as me when she could have stayed at her other school. Would I ever have met her if she had not made that decision? Probably not.. So, Toasty, keep waiting. That girl will come to you.

Tl;dr: GABBA GABBA HEY HEY

[Nosferatu]

King of Town, on Mar 17 2009, 03:11 AM, said:

Toasty, you say you've got all the standards and the perfect girl has to fit all of them: Never sucked a dude off, never rooted, no drugs no booze whatever the ****..
However, then you go to say you have found a number of girls that fit that description and are total babes but you're not interested in them ? Isn't that kind of contradicting the whole point of having standards? If they fit the description perfectly and are beautiful as a bonus, what is stopping your interest in them?

Can somebody explain to me why this keeps coming up?

[Toasty]

Because kissing a chick who's given blow jobs is like licking a ****.

King of Town, on Mar 17 2009, 03:11 AM, said:

Ok I've kind of just been observing what's been said and done here and have a point to make..

Toasty, you say you've got all the standards and the perfect girl has to fit all of them: Never sucked a dude off, never rooted, no drugs no booze whatever the ****..
However, then you go to say you have found a number of girls that fit that description and are total babes but you're not interested in them ? Isn't that kind of contradicting the whole point of having standards? If they fit the description perfectly and are beautiful as a bonus, what is stopping your interest in them?

"Anyway, if it's so hard to find someone that even loosely fits the profile I'm looking for, then the human population must be severely deprived of morals."

This here is downright stupid. The "profile" that you're looking for is, as you say, very rare to find. But then you go straight out and, almost, criticize everybody elses opinions on the correct "profile". This is kind of stupid. Your morals, ethics, beliefs and thoughts are just that, YOURS! Not everybody shares these with you. You may want a girl who's completely pure; No sex, drugs, booze, whatever. But the next guy may want a girl who's completely dirty; Casual sexual relationships, constant drug taking, alcohol dependency, whatever. The point is that you can't base everybody elses morals off yours, because they're always going to be different. Who you see as the ideal girl may be the devil reincarnate for someone else.

I'm not interested in those other girls because their personalities just aren't exactly what I'm looking for. It'd be kind of strange for me to be with any one of them. Hard to explain.

Anyway, yes, those are mine. And other people have theirs. So my question to the rest of you is: Why are you telling me what my standards should be? I have mine, you have yours. I'm well aware that mine could lead me to be a virgin forever, and I don't really care. I'm not interested in "expanding my horizons".

And that last paragraph was directed more towards everyone else than you lemon.

[Ironsight]

Toasty, on Mar 17 2009, 12:47 PM, said:

Because kissing a chick who's given blow jobs is like licking a ****.

Then eating a sandwich with the hand you whipe your ass with is the same as eating your own ass.


Although I find nothing wrong with your standards. I just wanted to leave that there.

[Aquamarine]

Jesus ****ing Christ. Like Lemon, I've been reading the conversations lead here for the past couple of days, and all I can say is that you should stop lying to yourself Toasty. This "profile" **** you're talking about is just your own personal excuse for never having a girlfriend, and as long as you keep lying to yourself you won't have one. Ever.

Also, if you don't care what we have to say about your high standards insecurity, then stop talking about it and defending it.

Oh, and boy will you have a lot to look back at when you're older. So many fun and crazy memories...

And what is so wrong with licking pussy? I don't actually recommend it, but nevertheless it's just one more thing people who have done it can look back on and remember. Nothing bad or dangerous can happen to you if you do it, plus it's fun... Kinda.

[Mallick]

Toasty, on Mar 16 2009, 09:08 PM, said:

It's possible my standards will change when I get older

possibly to a whole different gender woop woop

[Toasty]

Aqua, I'm not lying to myself, and it's not just an excuse for why I've never had a girlfriend. I'm not going to claim that I could have all the ladies wrapped around my finger, because I can't. But if a girl walked up to me and asked me out, chances are I'd decline her offer if she didn't at least have good morals. I might go out with her for a while to see where things could go, but I probably wouldn't even do that.

You're under the impression that I'm desperate for a girlfriend, and I'm not. If I was I'd make it obvious and I'd be begging for advice on how to pick one up.

I'm only defending it because people like you keep saying it's wrong to have standards like that, and it's not. I don't care so much about having fun and making memories as I do finding someone who I'll actually be with for a while (not necessarily forever, but at least for a year or something), because if I can find someone like that, then chances are I will have fun, and have good memories to look back on.

And a major difference between you and me Aqua, is that I see a loss of virginity as a bad thing. You don't (or at least that's what I'm lead to believe).


Also, I don't consider getting drunk with friends and eating out someone's pussy fun and crazy memories. That's another difference between you and me.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Toasty, on Mar 15 2009, 11:43 PM, said:

No, my standards aren't too high. I just want someone who shares a similar sense of right and wrong as I do.

There have been a number of girls at my school who I've been interested in. At first.
After a while I learned some things about them that I was really displeased with.
I don't just judge by looks like a lot of people do, Caael, and I'm sure as hell not lowering my standards. Doesn't matter whether that makes me a virgin for life, because I'd rather be that then go out with, or marry, someone who I wouldn't be happy with.

Because in the end, if I myself am not happy with the relationship, then it's only a waste of time and effort for the both of us, because chances are that she won't be happy with it either.

I've also already regretted not doing a lot of things. I haven't, however, regretted not having a girlfriend. I do however somewhat regret not getting good grades in 8th grade so I could take driver's ED when I was supposed to, and again as a Freshman in High school when I was supposed to get my license.

And here's my list of standards for you:

Virgin (no sex, oral or otherwise)

Never given a blowjob (ties in with the one above, but I'm not kissing lips that have been wrapped around another guy's penis. I might as well have given him the blowjob myself)

Christian, or at least somewhat respects christian values (ties in with morals)

Common sense (stupid things usually only happen to stupid people)

Knows how to get along with others, and how to shrug off insults/etc. (self control)
And that's pretty much it, save for maybe a few other minor things. I've only ever seen a very small number of people in my high school who fit that description, and I'm not interested in any of them. Nor are they interested in me.

I suppose that's to be expected though, because the hormones that flow through a teenager's body promote adventure seeking, risk taking, and spontaneous action over most other things.

Dude...

Haven't read any of your posts since this but... Why would you want an exact female copy of yourself? Don't you want to learn new things? I think your far too fixed with your things. Especially with this :

Quote

Common sense (stupid things usually only happen to stupid people)

What is "common sense" to you, is not common sense to someone else. People experience things differently than you do, that's why it wouldn't be bad in your case to just go for a girl who is... completely the opposite of you.

Also why should they be a virgin perse? Don't you want the girl to tell you your the best she ever had? <_< Just be more open minded and please man, just lower your ****ing standards? Just trying to help out here.

[Toasty]

Well, by common sense I mean things like "if you steal something from someone, they're probably going to get mad at you." There are so many people at my school who think they can do things and not experience any kind of repercussions. Frankly, it really gets on my nerves, and it's a really stupid way of thinking. If my girlfriend was like that, she'd annoy the heck out of me.

I'm not looking for someone who's exactly like me, I'm just looking for someone who's got [what I would consider] a good head on their shoulders.

And Diddy, I'm not interested in getting laid in highschool. Or in college, for that matter.

[My Best Wishes]

I think the big difference between the rest of us and Toasty is that he sees dating as a tool for finding a wife, where as myself, and most likely others here, see dating as fun and a way to get to know someone better, or failing that, just to hook up. Just because you go on a date with someone it doesn't instantly mean that person is your girlfriend/boyfriend.

And I get where Toasty is coming from, not everyone is crazy horny or unable to single.

And in response to the number of people in your grade, 600-700 you said. I find it highly unlikely you can't find brains and beauty in that number of people.

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Mar 18 2009, 09:04 AM, said:

You're under the impression that I'm desperate for a girlfriend, and I'm not. If I was I'd make it obvious and I'd be begging for advice on how to pick one up.

I thought you could already get one easily yourself, Mr. Bread?

Contradictions, my good friend !

[Ironsight]

Now you're just nitpicking.

[Someone Else]

Sooo...

Aquamarine, on Mar 17 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

And what is so wrong with licking pussy? I don't actually recommend it, but nevertheless it's just one more thing people who have done it can look back on and remember. Nothing bad or dangerous can happen to you if you do it, plus it's fun... Kinda.

So what's that like anyway? You say you don't recommend it but.

Seems kinda gross to me, which I guess it is... I think blow jobs are probably gross for the girl too but if the girl blows me I kinda want to give something back, you know?

[Sea of Time]

Aquamarine, on Mar 17 2009, 02:20 PM, said:

Jesus ****ing Christ. Like Lemon, I've been reading the conversations lead here for the past couple of days, and all I can say is that you should stop lying to yourself Toasty. This "profile" **** you're talking about is just your own personal excuse for never having a girlfriend, and as long as you keep lying to yourself you won't have one. Ever.

Also, if you don't care what we have to say about your high standards insecurity, then stop talking about it and defending it.

Oh, and boy will you have a lot to look back at when you're older. So many fun and crazy memories...

And what is so wrong with licking pussy? I don't actually recommend it, but nevertheless it's just one more thing people who have done it can look back on and remember. Nothing bad or dangerous can happen to you if you do it, plus it's fun... Kinda.

QUOTED FOR SO MUCH TRUTH.

Toasty, in psychology they would call your "morals" something called sublimation. You have never had a girlfriend, no experience on the dating scene or anything of this like. Your peers and society in general tends to view this negatively, so you have taken whatever anxiety you have and turned into a set of morals that explain why you do what you do. I understand if you're a religious person, and I respect most faiths while believing truly in none. I am comfortable with the belief set in Christian faith and I know that "thou shalt not date your neighbor" is nowhere on those giant pieces of rock.

I agree with the fact that fun memories are not always drinking and having sex, you can play in the park with a kite or jump around in the puddles all you want. Those can be fun to you but they are not "crazy". Don't say you will have different crazy memories, just say what is at the heart of your beliefs and that is you will not have crazy memories at all to look back on.

As for going down on a girl, it's definitely not as bad as some guys make it out to be. But there are winners and losers as far as the smell/taste category goes, it really depends on your girl. But most of them love it and the sentiment is there too.

Sorry for stealing your answer, Aqua and hope that's what you were looking for WD.

Anyways, I don't post here much but this topic frustrates the **** out of me and I had to say something with this whole Toasty thing....

[Aquamarine]

Sea of Time, on Mar 18 2009, 08:53 PM, said:

As for going down on a girl, it's definitely not as bad as some guys make it out to be. But there are winners and losers as far as the smell/taste category goes, it really depends on your girl. But most of them love it and the sentiment is there too.

Sorry for stealing your answer, Aqua and hope that's what you were looking for WD.

No need to apologise, everyone has a different opinion and it's good to hear them all.

But to answer your question WD, I had been avoiding licking pussy for a very long time because I found the very thought of it absolutely disgusting. I believed I would never ever do it in my life. However, I was with this girl and we wanted to fool around but she didn't want to have sex because she's a virgin, so she asked me to do it. At first I flat out refused, but soon after decided that life is short and you should try everything you possibly can.

So anyway, I guess it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be... A couple of times I had to take a two second pause because I felt like vomiting ever so slightly, and my lips and tongue and chin were soaked in saliva. There was no smell, but I could taste it in my mouth for the next 5 or so days. Plus, my neck hurt a bit for the next week, but that's because we found and uncomfortable place to do it.

So yeah, there you go. <_< I'm definitely glad I gave it a go, but in all honestly I wouldn't like to repeat the act. Just give me good ol' sex, or even better, a girl that's willing to give me a blowjob, and I'm the happiest man in the world.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, it gets overly wet down there super fast between the saliva and....other stuff. I just take a break to kiss around which dries pretty well.

Oh and for the taste? Use Listerine shortly after, works for me!

That was probably too explicit =P

[I'm Always BROKE]

I heard from people that the best time to do oral sex is when your showering. For both girls and guys.

[Someone Else]

Sea of Time, on Mar 18 2009, 02:49 PM, said:

Yeah, it gets overly wet down there super fast between the saliva and....other stuff. I just take a break to kiss around which dries pretty well.

Oh and for the taste? Use Listerine shortly after, works for me!

That was probably too explicit =P

It may have been if I hadn't fingered a girl to an orgasm before.

[Sea of Time]

Nevermind then.

[Enoch]

And now I feel like vomiting having just read only a few posts above me. Not like this kind of behavior never happened in the old days, but atleast they weren't as vocal about it.

[Laharl]

i once made a corpse orgasm. beat that.

[Ironsight]

I accidently an orgasm.

[Caael]

Enoch, on Mar 19 2009, 07:39 PM, said:

And now I feel like vomiting having just read only a few posts above me. Not like this kind of behavior never happened in the old days, but atleast they weren't as vocal about it.

In other words, "eww cooties"

[Laharl]

Miley Cyrus, on Mar 19 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

I accidently an orgasm.

a whole one?

[Someone Else]

Hmmm maybe for the really graphic stuff you guys can spoiler tag it for younger eyes.

Oh and HI ENOCH! XD Hope you stick around some more.

[Toasty]

Sea of Time, on Mar 18 2009, 12:53 PM, said:

QUOTED FOR SO MUCH TRUTH.

Toasty, in psychology they would call your "morals" something called sublimation. You have never had a girlfriend, no experience on the dating scene or anything of this like. Your peers and society in general tends to view this negatively, so you have taken whatever anxiety you have and turned into a set of morals that explain why you do what you do. I understand if you're a religious person, and I respect most faiths while believing truly in none. I am comfortable with the belief set in Christian faith and I know that "thou shalt not date your neighbor" is nowhere on those giant pieces of rock.

I agree with the fact that fun memories are not always drinking and having sex, you can play in the park with a kite or jump around in the puddles all you want. Those can be fun to you but they are not "crazy". Don't say you will have different crazy memories, just say what is at the heart of your beliefs and that is you will not have crazy memories at all to look back on.

As for going down on a girl, it's definitely not as bad as some guys make it out to be. But there are winners and losers as far as the smell/taste category goes, it really depends on your girl. But most of them love it and the sentiment is there too.

Sorry for stealing your answer, Aqua and hope that's what you were looking for WD.

Anyways, I don't post here much but this topic frustrates the **** out of me and I had to say something with this whole Toasty thing....

That's assuming I have anxiety over not having a girlfriend. Which I don't.

You can also have "crazy" memories without getting drunk or having sex as well. I've already had a few (obviously not with a girlfriend), and they didn't involve either of those, or anything illegal or "immoral" for that matter.


And I don't exactly see dating as a tool for marriage, but I do think I take it a bit more seriously than most people.

[Lemontime]

Toasty, on Mar 20 2009, 03:13 PM, said:

and they didn't involve either of those, or anything illegal or "immoral" for that matter.

this one time, at band camp....

[Caael]

"Guys, guys, you HAVE to hear what happened to me at church today"

[Enoch]

Caael, on Mar 19 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

In other words, "eww cooties"

I'm not too worried about it. I recently got my cooty shot from a 3rd grader. I always play it safe.

Quote

Oh and HI ENOCH! XD Hope you stick around some more.

Hey dude! You might see me pop up every now and then.

[Mallick]

Stay out of the topic if you don't like it, ez.

[Saturos S.]

"Women can fake orgasms, men can fake entire relationships"
-some depressed woman.

And we're proud of it, bish.

[Aquamarine]

I is has no sex as of late. <_< And I'm getting quite sick of my dry season. Why has it become so diffcult for me to find a girl? Bleargh... Oh well, things will pick up. Every guy has a period of a couple of months when he doesn't have a girlfriend, it's just the way it is.

[Laharl]

Caael, on Mar 20 2009, 05:19 PM, said:

"Guys, guys, you HAVE to hear what happened to me at church today"

"the priest showed me his sceptre and let me drink his holy water"

[Lemontime]

Laharl, on Mar 21 2009, 11:11 PM, said:

"the priest showed me his sceptre and let me drink his holy water"

Too far, killed it.

[Laharl]

quiet convict

[Nosferatu]

Lolharl.

[Lemontime]

Laharl, on Mar 22 2009, 12:01 AM, said:

quiet convict

Original.

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/oh_you.jpg

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Mar 14 2009, 05:29 PM, said:

I have lady friends now. =D

This. The difference being that I've had a good excuse up to now.

And apparently this girl in the next Year wants to perform on me... certain procreational activities. P:

[Caael]

Next year up or next year down?

[Saturos S.]

I'd just make sure the actual procreating doesn't take place. Use protection!

[Ironsight]

Split Infinity, on Mar 24 2009, 01:21 AM, said:

This. The difference being that I've had a good excuse up to now.

And apparently this girl in the next Year wants to perform on me... certain procreational activities. P:

I thought you went to an all guys school. Or am I just being slow?

[Lemontime]

He changed schools for 11 and 12.

[Ironsight]

Ah.

[Nosferatu]

I may have my girlfriend moving in depending on **** that's going on.

[Split Infinity]

King of Town, on Mar 25 2009, 08:15 AM, said:

He changed schools for 11 and 12.

Campus, not school. It's just segregated up to year 10.

And Caael, one guess.

[Gio]

Nosferatu, on Mar 24 2009, 06:03 PM, said:

I may have my girlfriend moving in depending on **** that's going on.

Well I may be moving in with the girl I like depending on what's going on. So heck yes.
I am pretty excited. I want to get out of this hell hole called Florida.

[Toasty]

I happen to wish I could move back to that hell hole you call Florida.

However, that would put me a good few thousand miles away from Seattle.....and copious amounts of rain.

[Gio]

Toasty, on Mar 26 2009, 11:32 PM, said:

I happen to wish I could move back to that hell hole you call Florida.

However, that would put me a good few thousand miles away from Seattle.....and copious amounts of rain.

You live on the complete opposite side of the state that I want to live in. I want to go live in Spokane.

[Toasty]

I live in Moses Lake genius. Happens to be just a little bit southeast of the center of Washington, iirc. Somewhere around the middle at least.

Regardless, it's about an hour and a half to Spokane. Which just so happens to have an awesome mall with an arcade in the basement where I just so happen to get jackpots on the games every time I'm there.

And then my friends and I spend all the tickets on useless junk and candy. :D


Haven't done that in a long time though....but that mall does have one of the best pizza parlors ever near by.

[Gio]

Well then I have even more of a reason to go there. I mean great pizza. Who could turn that down. lol

[Split Infinity]

Split Infinity, on Mar 24 2009, 07:21 PM, said:

this girl in the next Year

Scratch that, we're the same. I just haven't seen her in any of my classes.

[kate]

lol could we please go back 5 pages to where toasty gave his list of requirements in a girl? I'm so sorry I missed being able to comment on that. sigh.

i heart my bf. long distance relationships suck balls. He'll be here in september but that is far away. Only physics keeps me warm at night. cold, cold physics.

Also he's an idiot. On a scale of one to ten what chance do I have of changing something about a guy?

[Lemontime]

I love Split Infinity.

[Split Infinity]

HARRY!

HOW COULD YOU?! D;

[Someone Else]

kate, on Mar 29 2009, 05:08 AM, said:

Also he's an idiot. On a scale of one to ten what chance do I have of changing something about a guy?

If you are actually an awesome chick, pretty good.

[Aquamarine]

King of Town, on Mar 29 2009, 01:39 PM, said:

I love Split Infinity.

YOU EDITED YOUR POST!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE LAST ONE SAID!!!

But don't worry, your secret is safe with me Lemon.

[Lemontime]

:silence:

[Aquamarine]

:silence:

[Nosferatu]

kate, on Mar 29 2009, 05:08 AM, said:

Also he's an idiot. On a scale of one to ten what chance do I have of changing something about a guy?

Someone Else, on Mar 29 2009, 12:29 PM, said:

If you are actually an awesome chick, pretty good.

This.

[Quacnar]

-not a virgin

[kate]

good to know coz.

k well i'm pretty awesome, so that bodes well for me

[Nosferatu]

On a related note, leaked Mass Effect 2 footage gave me a mental erection.

[Split Infinity]

killercoz, on Mar 30 2009, 11:35 AM, said:

-not a virgin

Negative not a virgin = a virgin?

[kate]

lawl math burn.

i think that was coz subconsciously crying out for sex. or very consciously. whatevs.

[Caael]

You mean he bummed a guy?

[Drizzy Drake]

Or vice versa.

[Golden Legacy]

Kate, update us on your status. Last I remember you were engaged, yes? What's happened since?

[Drizzy Drake]

Golden Legacy, on Mar 30 2009, 04:28 PM, said:

Kate, update us on your status. Last I remember you were engaged, yes? What's happened since?

Thanks for telling me bitch. Not you GL, we`re butt buddies forever.

[Someone Else]

Well I'm not kate buuuut I think I remember she broke up with the dude she engaged with.

BUT

I could be horribly wrong and not remembering right due to depression, so if I'm wrong, slap me with a fish.