[Toasty]

KATE YOU'RE HORRIBLE.

How could you let that man sleep on my couch? D:

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh please Toasty, not Kate, nor any girl, would want to fuck your pathetic ass.

[Split Infinity]

Is that even possible? D:

[Toasty]

Neophyte, on Mar 30 2009, 05:41 PM, said:

Oh please Toasty, not Kate, nor any girl, would want to fuck your pathetic ass.

Read my post more carefully.

THAT ******* STOLE MY COUCH

[kate]

lol um wow skippy i thought you knew. m'bad, kinda dropped the ball on the whole telling you thing.

wd, it's fish slaps for you because we haven't broken up. marriage is in our future. He can be dumb about some things but I love him. Though unless we have to get married so he can stay in nz, we're going for a long engagement. pam and roy style. y'know, without the breaking up at the end. So we're not entirely idiots.

toasty, you can still ride couch, he gets the bed.

snookums, you and skippy can totally be the flower girls. That would be toppers.

[Sea of Time]

I think you meant Pam and Jim style. Those silly writers at the office are gonna milk this engagement for all its worth.

Oh and.... good job on the engagement!

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Mar 31 2009, 12:05 AM, said:

lol um wow skippy i thought you knew. m'bad, kinda dropped the ball on the whole telling you thing.

wd, it's fish slaps for you because we haven't broken up. marriage is in our future. He can be dumb about some things but I love him. Though unless we have to get married so he can stay in nz, we're going for a long engagement. pam and roy style. y'know, without the breaking up at the end. So we're not entirely idiots.

toasty, you can still ride couch, he gets the bed.

snookums, you and skippy can totally be the flower girls. That would be toppers.

Ha you wish. I better a bride`s maid of I`m getting the fuck out of there. Really though, good luck with everything.

WAIT A SECOND! You gave me this big rant about how I shouldn`t ask Mel to marry me and you`re only a year older than me...

[Ironsight]

Skidz and I are going to crash your wedding, Kate.

[Lemontime]

1 Month.

Probably the happiest month of my life.

[Drizzy Drake]

Regret, on Mar 31 2009, 01:42 PM, said:

Skidz and I are going to crash your wedding, Kate.

Crash? Fuck that, we gon`burn the place down. I told you not to fuck with me love. :silence:.

King of Town, on Mar 31 2009, 04:41 PM, said:

1 Month.

Probably the happiest month of my life.

That`s great mate.

[Toasty]

Neophyte, on Mar 31 2009, 06:52 AM, said:

WAIT A SECOND! You gave me this big rant about how I shouldn`t ask Mel to marry me and you`re only a year older than me...

That's because your judgment is severely impaired. =P

[Drizzy Drake]

You shut up naow.

[kate]

hey, I may be a hypocrite, and an idiot, and way too young, but at least I'm not a hypocrite.

...wait what

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Apr 1 2009, 07:37 AM, said:

hey, I may be a hypocrite, and an idiot, and way too young, but at least I'm not a hypocrite.

...wait what

I love you.

[Aquamarine]

King of Town, on Mar 31 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

1 Month.

Probably the happiest month of my life.

Happiest month of your life eh? It's good to hear that... I've noticed that when my life isn't all that great I like hearing that other's lives are. It just kinda lifts my spirits. Since March was one of the worst months in the past couple of years for me... Almost everything that could be ****ed up WAS ****ed up. Hopefully April will bring some changes...

[kate]

details aqua, i need details. tell us of your woes.

[Toasty]

Just don't get too detailed.....

[Drizzy Drake]

So he slid his rock hard ten inch penis into her succulent pink vagin-- *bang*

That was no gun, that was Toasty`s virgin ears exploding.

[Toasty]

After two years at my highschool, I believe that there is no such thing as "virgin ears"

[Gio]

I am thinking a year in todays society and there is no such thing as virgin ears.

[Someone Else]

Aquamarine, on Apr 1 2009, 08:21 AM, said:

Happiest month of your life eh? It's good to hear that... I've noticed that when my life isn't all that great I like hearing that other's lives are.

Usually I go into an emo rage wondering why the hell other people are happy when I'm not...

[Nosferatu]

Someone Else, on Apr 2 2009, 11:13 AM, said:

Usually I go into an emo rage wondering why the hell other people are happy when I'm not...

[Aquamarine]

kate, on Apr 2 2009, 12:11 AM, said:

details aqua, i need details. tell us of your woes.

Well, they're not all about sex and relationships, and they're actually the least of my worries in a way... Though I haven't been doing at all well with the ladies in the past two months, and that definitely is one of my woes. Not only can I not find a girlfriend, I can't even seem to get ****ing laid like I used to.

Anyways, there are problems at academy. We've finally got some serious scenes to do(I'm at acting academy) and they're not going well. I simply can't think properly, I can't think the way an actor is supposed to. And thinking is actually the most important part of acting, and that's what people commonly refer to as 'talent'.

Next up, I'm not happy about myself, the person that I've become, and that's been bothering me... Also, for very good and serious reasons, my whole future seems pretty ****ed up.

Bah, I don't really feel like talking anymore about my problems. The main thing is, I believe I've been thinking about stuff WAY too much and that's what's gotten me into this psychological and emotional mess. I have started to feel a little better as of late though...

Anyhow, back on topic. On Monday I was at my best friend's birthday party, and her sister was hitting on to me all ****ing evening. And as much as I would have liked to make out with her, I didn't because I would have felt awful afterwards. Hooking up with a friends sister is something I have always found wrong and avoided doing... And she kept grabbing me to dance and stuff and I just kinda danced at a distance and then would simply turn around and dance with somebody else, or sit down. So yeah...

[Someone Else]

Aquamarine, on Apr 2 2009, 01:30 PM, said:

Next up, I'm not happy about myself, the person that I've become, and that's been bothering me...

A-****ing-men. =/

[Toasty]

Aquamarine, on Apr 2 2009, 01:30 PM, said:

Anyways, there are problems at academy. We've finally got some serious scenes to do(I'm at acting academy) and they're not going well. I simply can't think properly, I can't think the way an actor is supposed to. And thinking is actually the most important part of acting, and that's what people commonly refer to as 'talent'.

Stop thinking on the stage. When on stage, you're supposed to become an entirely new person: The person you're portraying as an actor. Read the lines they're supposed to say, and think hard about what that person's personality is like. Then become that person.

If you can do that, then you won't have to think, because it'll come naturally.

[Caael]

Toasty, on Apr 2 2009, 10:42 PM, said:

Stop thinking on the stage. When on stage, you're supposed to become an entirely new person: The person you're portraying as an actor. Read the lines they're supposed to say, and think hard about what that person's personality is like. Then become that person.

If you can do that, then you won't have to think, because it'll come naturally.

No ****, sherlock.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=43sbtkQM6zc

Pretty much what you just said.

[Nosferatu]

Am I the only person that enjoys being a relatively anti-social self-hating emo ****?

[Someone Else]

Probably. I freaking hate it.

[Split Infinity]

Why so miserable, Gordo?

[Someone Else]

Sigh. Don't really wanna talk about it. So I'll just be a heaping pile of miserable and you guys can judge me

[Split Infinity]

I was going to ask how things were with you and that girl you've known since forever but I get the feeling it might just be the same question.

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on Apr 2 2009, 09:01 PM, said:

Am I the only person that enjoys being a relatively anti-social self-hating emo ****?

I hide my anti-social self-hating emo bullshit with promiscuous sex and daily drug use; so no, I don`t enjoy it.

Someone Else, on Apr 2 2009, 11:01 PM, said:

Sigh. Don't really wanna talk about it. So I'll just be a heaping pile of miserable and you guys can judge me

I may not be able to warn you anymore if you dont, but you should still tell me.

[Ironsight]

Nosferatu, on Apr 2 2009, 06:01 PM, said:

Am I the only person that enjoys being a relatively anti-social self-hating emo ****?

No, I love it. Although I wouldn't go so far as to call myself emo.

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Apr 3 2009, 01:01 AM, said:

Am I the only person that enjoys being a relatively anti-social self-hating emo ****?

No I just hide it well around others.

[Split Infinity]

Like that time you lost a three hour game of Command & Conquer?

[Caael]

Yes. Mentally I'm extremely ****ed up. I'm just really good at hiding it.

[Saturos S.]

Your parents must be so proud.

[Toasty]

Caael, on Apr 4 2009, 04:31 AM, said:

Yes. Mentally I'm extremely ****ed up. I'm just really good at hiding it.

Explains your love of communism.

:silence:

[Golden Legacy]

Gio, on Apr 2 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

I am thinking a year in todays society and there is no such thing as virgin ears.

Amen.

Nosferatu, on Apr 2 2009, 09:01 PM, said:

Am I the only person that enjoys being a relatively anti-social self-hating emo ****?

Nah, I don't mind being spending time alone and away from people at times. I get asked to hang out all the time and sometimes I just would prefer to be secluded for a little bit. I wouldn't put it quite at "anti-social self-hating emo ****".

[Aquamarine]

Golden Legacy, on Apr 5 2009, 12:45 AM, said:

Nah, I don't mind being spending time alone and away from people at times. I get asked to hang out all the time and sometimes I just would prefer to be secluded for a little bit. I wouldn't put it quite at "anti-social self-hating emo ****".

Absolutely the same here, from word to word.

[Gio]

Some times I enjoy being alone because it is rather peaceful. Right now though I am rather tired of being alone.

[Saturos S.]

I hate being alone for a long time. Alone as in having no one to talk to, to have fun with etc.

Though every once in a while a quiet day is nice.

[Laharl]

Gio, on Apr 2 2009, 05:40 PM, said:

there is no such thing as virgin ears.

yeah skullfucking has been growing in popularity recently

[Toasty]

wtf.


Anyway, I agree. Being alone sucks. Not so bad if it's raining though.

[Drizzy Drake]

Laharl, on Apr 5 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

yeah skullfucking has been growing in popularity recently

Lmfao.

Toasty, on Apr 5 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

wtf.
Anyway, I agree. Being alone sucks. Not so bad if it's raining though.

Oh, stop acting like you`re actually suprised/offended.

[Toasty]

At laharl's comment? I just kinda went "....lolwut?" when I read it.

[Saturos S.]

I could go all serious and mention that virgin doesn't reflect a certain body part. But I don't feel like being a smart ass.

So, I like this girl, but she has a boyfriend, so I'll have to get rid of him first, by the time I've got rid of him, the girl herself would probably already have lost my interest. Yay gameplan!

[Nosferatu]

Sir Walsingham, on Apr 6 2009, 02:25 PM, said:

I could go all serious and mention that virgin doesn't reflect a certain body part. But I don't feel like being a smart ass.

So, I like this girl, but she has a boyfriend, so I'll have to get rid of him first, by the time I've got rid of him, the girl herself would probably already have lost my interest. Yay gameplan!

Yay lameplan!

[My Best Wishes]

Nosferatu, on Apr 7 2009, 07:29 AM, said:

Yay lameplan!

Yay wordplay!

[Split Infinity]

watch, on Apr 7 2009, 05:25 PM, said:

Yay wordplay!

Yay foreplay!

[Laharl]

Yay Rohypnol!

[Drizzy Drake]

combo breaker

[Lemontime]

Girlfriend has gone on holidays til like the 19th..

Feeling pretty ****ty right now =\

[Split Infinity]

Just think of what you'll do when she gets back... :D

[Drizzy Drake]

Mine doesn`t leave untill tonight thankfully.

[Gio]

I found out that the girl I was talking to ended up dating another guy without telling me. Which is cool. I don't really care, I just wish I was told. Anyway, I was starting to have a thing for this other girl. I highly doubt that will ever happen though.

[Split Infinity]

Do you guys ever get this thing where your mind feels completely confident in something, not at all nervous, but for some reason your body seems the complete opposite? Like, hands shaking and stuff?

It's not what you think, I just thought this would be the best place to ask. :P

[Ironsight]

Engraved on the wall is a finely-designed image of a dwarf and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves and dwarves. The dwarf is surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are surrounded by the dwarves. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are screaming. The dwarves are laughing.

[Drizzy Drake]

Fuck off Miley.

[Quacnar]

Split Infinity, on Apr 11 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Do you guys ever get this thing where your mind feels completely confident in something, not at all nervous, but for some reason your body seems the complete opposite? Like, hands shaking and stuff?

It's not what you think, I just thought this would be the best place to ask. :(

Yes. For me it's almost as if my mind has thought through the situation and decided that it's completely safe and good, but my body's natural instinct feels that something is wrong so it begins to quake.

[Aquamarine]

Split Infinity, on Apr 12 2009, 05:31 AM, said:

Do you guys ever get this thing where your mind feels completely confident in something, not at all nervous, but for some reason your body seems the complete opposite? Like, hands shaking and stuff?

It's not what you think, I just thought this would be the best place to ask. :(

nt rly. If I feel insecure about doing something it never shows on my body or face; honestly, they're always rock steady. It's my mind that tends to lower my confidence.

Anyhow, I don't have a girlfriend, but there are four "potential" girls in my life atm. In the end, I'll probably manage to hook up with only two of them, and only one will most likely be a real relationship, but it's still nice to have so many possibilities! -_-

[Lemontime]

You're gonna get a bad reputation if you keep hooking up with all these girls, Aqua.. Girls are going to think you're too promiscuous and, dare I say it, slutty for a proper relationship and are henceforth going to ignore your advances and deem you as an unsatisfactory partner.

Watch out.

[kate]

True dat. There's a guy here at uni like that, and he was getting friendly with me, and instead of thinking "oh maybe he actually wants to be friends" I immediately thought "he wants to get in my pants and then never call me again" so now I don't talk to him. So if he did want friendship, his rep just screwed that up for him.

[Mallick]

kate, on Apr 25 2009, 06:12 PM, said:

"oh maybe he actually wants to be friends"

so if it were a guy with a good reputation they would've fooled you?

[Drizzy Drake]

This is why women are evil.

[Quacnar]

Men are pigs. Oh thats spam. Im still lonely and sad

[kate]

what do you mean by fooled? There are men who just want to be friends you know. It does exist.

aaand how are woman evil for expecting a guy who sleeps around to want to sleep with you? That's not so much evil as...logic

[Ironsight]

kate, on Apr 25 2009, 09:15 PM, said:

what do you mean by fooled? There are men who just want to be friends you know. It does exist.

aaand how are woman evil for expecting a guy who sleeps around to want to sleep with you? That's not so much evil as...logic

You know how it goes:

Knowledge is power
Power corrupts

[Toasty]

Ever heard the term "cold hard logic"? Logic can be pretty cruel. :P

j/k


I'm siding with Kate and Lemon on this one.

[Aquamarine]

King of Town, on Apr 26 2009, 02:40 AM, said:

You're gonna get a bad reputation if you keep hooking up with all these girls, Aqua.. Girls are going to think you're too promiscuous and, dare I say it, slutty for a proper relationship and are henceforth going to ignore your advances and deem you as an unsatisfactory partner.

Watch out.

Well, the thing is, that's not really how it goes. I don't know if it's this way everywhere, but here in Serbia, ie Belgrade, a guy that has a rep for being a womanizer is more popular with male and female friends, AND more girls want to be with him, most of which will actually want a real relationship. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. And although I agree it shouldn't be this way, it simply is.

The downside is that such a person has a lot of trouble finding a girl he would actually want to be with in a relationship, because the girls that fancy him are mostly sluts and/or slightly younger girls that want to be with an older guy with such a rep so that people notice her.

I don't care though, I only have one life and I'm going to enjoy it. Out of all the girls I'm going to be with in the future, the must be at least a couple with whom I can have a decent relationship.

[kate]

holy shiit, that sounds badass let's all move to serbia. I would be the biggest womanizer in the history of time.


...now if only I were male.

[Drizzy Drake]

Serbia`s like that? That`s fucking awesome. And as far as biggest womanizer goes, I beat you to that years ago Kate. You only started one day becasue you got drunk, we all know that`s not the real you.

[Gio]

I likes me someone. :P

[Split Infinity]

That's amazing.

Okay so, school formal is coming up (aka prom night) and I have absolutely no idea who to go with. I mean, I don't want to just stand in a corner and watch it go by, but I don't want to ruin it by going with someone I don't really care about either...

Then again people have been saying how good I am in dance practice, so that might be opening up a few options; maybe I won't even have to do the asking. =O

[Caael]

I cant be ****ed with my prom...it's pointless having a party with teachers. I'm just looking forward to the after parties :P

The girl I was planning on asking doesn't want to go either and is just going with friends so I'll likely do the same and just dance with her when we're there...I dont know why everybody makes such a big deal about who you're going with.

[Aquamarine]

Split Infinity, on Apr 27 2009, 02:43 PM, said:

That's amazing.

Okay so, school formal is coming up (aka prom night) and I have absolutely no idea who to go with. I mean, I don't want to just stand in a corner and watch it go by, but I don't want to ruin it by going with someone I don't really care about either...

Then again people have been saying how good I am in dance practice, so that might be opening up a few options; maybe I won't even have to do the asking. =O

Unfortunately, you most likely won't be asked by a girl. I ****ing hate that it's always the guys who have to do everything. If you're really getting positive comments on dance pratcice however, it shouldn't be all that difficult to get a date for prom night. Don't leave it until the last minute though because all the hotties will have been taken. :P

So, this girl from my class at academy that I've been fairly interested in for a while now has broken up with her boyfriend that she's been with for 8 months. As a friend, I'm on really good terms with her, but there's always been some attraction between the two of us and now that she's free I've been letting her know even more than usual that I would more than happily hook up with her. Keep those fingers crossed!

[Quacnar]

Aquamarine, on Apr 27 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

Unfortunately, you most likely won't be asked by a girl. I ****ing hate that it's always the guys who have to do everything.

Sadie Hawkins dance/ homosexuals/ dropping obvious hints???

[Aquamarine]

...

I... Didn't quite get the question.

[Quacnar]

Sadie Hawkins dance- Dances in which the girls have to ask the guys out

Homosexuals- Clearly with homosexuals there wouldn't be a choice in the sex of the person asking

Droppin Obvious Hints- A way a girl kind of asks out a guy

[Aquamarine]

Oh, I see what you're getting at. Not that there's much point to what you said. It's still the guy that has to do all the work, yet that's not reason enough for me to be homosexual.

[kate]

fsckin lol. nice.

personally i love that it's the guy that has to do all the work, but if you think about it, it should be the girl. Guys are useless at romance and knowing what a girl's thinking and all that. Girls would be super pro at figuring everything out. Sh!t would get done in a relationship if the woman took the lead. That being said I'm incredibly lazy and love mind games :P

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on Apr 28 2009, 12:39 AM, said:

I cant be ****ed with my prom...it's pointless having a party with teachers. I'm just looking forward to the after parties :P

The girl I was planning on asking doesn't want to go either and is just going with friends so I'll likely do the same and just dance with her when we're there...I dont know why everybody makes such a big deal about who you're going with.

Hah, it's really not that big a deal since the idea is that everyone dances with everyone; it'd just be nice to have someone to tag along with. And since it's $95 a head, it's not the sort of thing you just turn up to for the hell of it.

[Mallick]

kate, on Apr 25 2009, 09:15 PM, said:

what do you mean by fooled? There are men who just want to be friends you know. It does exist.

YOU FOOL!

[Caael]

Lawl, £15 for us

[Legolastom]

£30 pound for us.

[Aquamarine]

£45 pounds for us.

[Ironsight]

Number for us.
I never go to any of the chool dances. Saves me money and a night of mast- um, painting.

[Caael]

****, now I look really cheap :P

Meh, as I said I'm not too fussed about the actual prom, I just want after parties.

[Lemontime]

Vagina doesn't taste half bad..

[Drizzy Drake]

You didn`t know that untill now?

[Lemontime]

Duh.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ever make her squirt?

[Lemontime]

A few times.

[Aquamarine]

King of Town, on May 10 2009, 02:49 PM, said:

Vagina doesn't taste half bad..

You must be kidding me. I mean, it doesn't taste BAD, but not good enough for me to do it ever again.

[Golden Legacy]

I went to my senior prom. I was originally not going as it was too expensive, but my friends chipped in and surprised me by buying me my ticket.

The best part of the prom was entering the hotel and waiting in the reception hall and seeing everyone dressed up. All the girls in colorful dresses, the guys in suits, it was hilarious and great seeing all your friends, acquaintances, and fellow peers in your year all dressed up.

The prom later deteriorated into senseless grinding.

[Caael]

Golden Legacy, on May 10 2009, 09:15 PM, said:

I went to my senior prom. I was originally not going as it was too expensive, but my friends chipped in and surprised me by buying me my ticket.

The best part of the prom was entering the hotel and waiting in the reception hall and seeing everyone dressed up. All the girls in colorful dresses, the guys in suits, it was hilarious and great seeing all your friends, acquaintances, and fellow peers in your year all dressed up.

The prom later deteriorated into senseless grinding.

Haah proms sound like fun, i'm turning up to mine in a tank limo and a purple waistcoat lool.

[Drizzy Drake]

King of Town, on May 10 2009, 09:13 AM, said:

A few times.

It makes me smile when I make Mel squirt.

Aquamarine, on May 10 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

You must be kidding me. I mean, it doesn't taste BAD, but not good enough for me to do it ever again.

I bet cum doesnt taste great and yet girls still suck your dick.

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on May 11 2009, 06:58 AM, said:

Haah proms sound like fun, i'm turning up to mine in a tank limo and a purple waistcoat lool.

I recommend

http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/CostumeRental/Austin60s70s/Pics%20Austin1970s/AustinDumbJC.jpg

[Caael]

Me and my friend were actually genuinely considering it at one stage.

[Mallick]

Drizzy Drake, on May 10 2009, 02:09 PM, said:

I bet cum doesnt taste great and yet girls still suck your ****.

Good point is good.

[Lemontime]

Aquamarine, on May 11 2009, 12:58 AM, said:

You must be kidding me. I mean, it doesn't taste BAD, but not good enough for me to do it ever again.

Well it makes her happy, so it makes me happy.
So I'll keep doing it.

[Split Infinity]

Beware the physical relationship, Harry...

[Aquamarine]

Drizzy Drake, on May 10 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

I bet cum doesnt taste great and yet girls still suck your dick.

That's their problem. Nobody's making them blow me.

King of Town, on May 11 2009, 09:46 AM, said:

Well it makes her happy, so it makes me happy.
So I'll keep doing it.

Well, we have a different view of sex. I only care about myself feeling good, while you find it important for the girl to have fun as well. Yours is the better approach, I might add..

[Drizzy Drake]

Yours is the selfish one the gets you dumped :(é

[Quacnar]

Drizzy Drake, on May 10 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

I bet cum doesnt taste great and yet girls still suck your ****.

Its just salty and its not like youre tasting cum the whole blow job....

Anyways, the physical part of relationships is about mutual enjoyment...

[Aquamarine]

@Skidz: Unfortunately, I concur.. Though being selfish in sex is rarely the reason they brake up with me. It's usually because they're hoes that want to be with a guy who's loaded.

@killer: Mutual enjoyment? Hah!

[Quacnar]

Aquamarine, on May 11 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

@killer: Mutual enjoyment? Hah!

If only one is enjoying the "sex", its bad sex.

[Aquamarine]

Not if I'm the one enjoying the "sex".

[Quacnar]

Well if the "sex" with the other person is happening more than once, don't you believe that they will be less likely to perform well if it s unenjoyable?

[Lemontime]

Aqua, lets just end this now and say you're a ****..

You're a ****.

[Aquamarine]

End of discussion.

[Drizzy Drake]

Aqua lost.

[Someone Else]

/topic