[Drizzy Drake]

Black as Shaq's ****.


Wow, ya, that was, ****ED.



EMO BUNNIES ARE TEH WINNZORZ.

[kate]

that got disturbing fast!

emo bunnies = EPIC WIN

omgsdfsg you should be able to ride giant black bunnies in WoW o.O

I.am.a.genius. :ph34r:

[Drizzy Drake]

Black Bunnies in WoW=Win.


ALmsot as cool as Mr.T as a dark elf mohawk.

[Luna]

Riad's favourite member is yo motha.

I'd make a topic about this in the common room just for fun but I don't wanna bug the poor guy. He's had enough for today XD

[Caael]

Not as cool as omfg Halo Wars!!

[kate]

hahahahaha poor gl can't close any topics today.

good job snookums, you officially un-emo'd me with your non-closing abilities.

i think he might be drinking on the job <.< hence the lack of coordination

OMG DRAMA

[Drizzy Drake]

WTF is Halo Wars?

Is it a RTS?



I'm the drama king muther****ers.

[kate]

no. it's an rpg. link's the main character and him and master chief go to save puppies by defeating ganon. I hear mc gets the fire wand in this one.

and then they skip and dance through the fields while singing the mario theme

.....AR' SARCASM HO!

[Quacnar]

GL closed my topic!!! Jeez cant he take a joke?

[Drizzy Drake]

Well, lately mods are cracking down on spammy topics. Not that he is going to warn you over it, but they are jsut doing their unpayed jobs.


@Kate-You gonna use sarcasm on ME, wow girl, you are way out of your league.

Oh ya that shirt looks like, so pretty on you. Like yeah. [/sarcasm]

[kate]

looks like someone missed the crackdown on spamerifficness

but really, way too spammy for off topic. maybe in common room but only if people stayed on topic.

IT WAS AWESOME though. was does IBTL mean anyways?

EDIT: go suck a duck skidz :ph34r: my shirt looks awesome and i am sarcasm queen

...i like italics too much

[Drizzy Drake]

I Bet The-oilers Lose.


@Kate-I will not suck a duck. Chicken's are more my type.

[Ironsight]

Dunno

[Drizzy Drake]

LINEAR..................Post



16 Pages in 5 hours, we can do it. YAAYYYY.

[kate]

I think she's stalking me o.o

HI LIN n.n *waves*

omgomg so excited for 1337. you guys can't get there without me or i hurt you all with my hurty powers D:

[Quacnar]

Im getting post 20000

[Eugine]

lol. confident.

[Drizzy Drake]

Post 20,000. :ph34r:


EDIT-WTF. It ain 't even close.

[Eugine]

Yup. 20,000.

[Drizzy Drake]

I call it.

[kate]

DIBS! i totally wanted it ages ago but you all figured it out now <.<

*claims*

[Drizzy Drake]

If i win, ill give it to u. :ph34r:. Happy kate?

[Quacnar]

I already said its mine

[kate]

can we double post now?

[Quacnar]

It has been said so it shall be done!!!

[kate]

let's find out

rawr you for posting between me

EDIT: nope, we're screwed :ph34r: awesome

[Quacnar]

outrawr?

[Drizzy Drake]

DAMN IT.


Nope I will get post 20'000

[Quacnar]

Sure you will

[Drizzy Drake]

*Go's to the sign up counter and signs up as he 20'00th poster in TRT*

SEE, *points to mayor's signature*, it's official. Me and kate are co-winners. Our prize...50 billion dollars. :ph34r:. City officials rock. They can make anythnig official, for a small fee.

[kate]

your still 200 posts away. which means we'll probably be at 1337 by then

anyways I'm off, enjoy filling the gap to 20000 for me :ph34r:

[Quacnar]

bye bye kate

[Drizzy Drake]

Great.....Now...It's a saussage fest.


HEY. No. Killer, bad boy, get off my leg.

[Quacnar]

umm... What?

[Eugine]

All parties at GSSF are sausage fests.

[Drizzy Drake]

My dog is named Killer.....yeah, that's it. *Looks around suspiciously*


Oh, you thought that was a joke about, oh no, definetly not. Oh ya I could see how you took that the wrong way. Those kind of "people" are very unique. I mean, they can say "Can I bum a f@gg", and not be talking about a cigarette.



Ya, probably a bit too far, oh well. RAINBOW.

[FlamingDuck]

I concur.

[Drizzy Drake]

Touche.

I'm the type of cat that will slice a cat but
You can only do so much in a knive attack, what



They...They all left. COME ON FLAMING DUCK. WE MUST 1337 THEM.




EDIT-As of 7:57 PM, there are offcially 160, NON-Common Room posts today.

[Someone Else]

Omfg. ROFLMAO at the two polls at the top of Off-Topic. XD

[Drizzy Drake]

To bad, they got closed.

[FlamingDuck]

It wasn't really a surprise.

[Drizzy Drake]

Well, no, but.

[Eugine]

9

I was gonna make a topic relating to the polls today, but I assumed GL would have warned me lol. Worth the warn? dunno...

[Drizzy Drake]

It IS worth the wanr. Make it in off-topic, and make it a poll, with ludacris options. Like:

-GL shoul stop closeing the polls
-**** it, close em
-Toasty is ghey
-No, I am not a hermaphrodite.


Ya, those hsould be the four options. Do it, i dare you.

[Eugine]

You do it ^^. After all, it's your idea... Don't want to steal your thunder.

[Folcon]

I'm pleased I was one of the options for GL's favorite. Too bad no one voted for me before it closed. :ph34r:

Oh well. Murder time.

[Drizzy Drake]

No .eugine, I was giving you advice, you came up with the idea, and therefore, should do it. And don't be a pussy and back down. GRR.

[Eugine]

lol...
I insist you make the topic ^^

[Folcon]

topic about what?

[Eugine]

Memories consume, like opening the wound

[FlamingDuck]

This is true.

[Eugine]

Gotta love Linkin Park.

I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream.

[Drizzy Drake]

.eugine, you WILL make the topic. Your idea, and I don't steal ideas.

[Eugine]

Nah. I'm not...

I moved on from that so long x3

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh, ok. :ph34r:



GL WHY THE **** ARE YOU CLOSEING THE POLLS, THEY ARE JSUT ****ING ****SUCKING MUTHER****ING JOKES, JEBUS CHRIST CANT YOU TKAE A ****ING ****LICKING JOKE C U N T LICKING JOKE, JOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE.


You know we love you GL. B).

[Eugine]

lol. You seem like those emo kids who are angry with the world.
Or those 'gangstas' who lack vocabulary x.x

[Folcon]

you think that's bad, go check my tirade in fight club.

[My Best Wishes]

Wow, Nick is actually online :ph34r:

[Folcon]

he is? *hides* :ph34r:

[Eugine]

The red burns my eyes.

[Drizzy Drake]

:ph34r:, it's, OMGMGMGMGMGMG ITS NICK PRESTAAAAAAA

*Screams like retarded fangirl who jsut say Brad Pitt shirtless*

NIICKKKKK, FATHER MY CHILD. Wa, wait, um, I take that back.

[Folcon]

lol

[Drizzy Drake]

Nick is my god. :ph34r:.

He's all red, and stuff.

[kate]

stop sucking up skidz, he doesn't go for your type :ph34r:

[Drizzy Drake]

What, incredibly handsome, well schooled, and RICH. Hmm.

[Folcon]

wow Gl is on a roll toady, four closed topics so far.

[kate]

he's making up for his bad closing performance earlier :ph34r:

it's okay gl, it happens to lots of guys <.< *cough* <33

[Eugine]

hmm. kate I'm lost.

[kate]

...he took three tries to close one topic and two to close another....and then i made it sexual innuendo...about men who can't perform in bed...and then i put a heart so he knows i'm just kidding....and then bunnies rained down from the heavens.

get it now? :ph34r:

[Drizzy Drake]

This and this.


He had a little trouble actually remembering to close the topics, even though he had already put "CLOSED" in a post.


BUNNIES

[kate]

I do believe you mean this and that.

I don't make the punctuation rules, I just punctuation enforce them. Period.

[Folcon]

go away grammer nazi.


Edit: whats sadis, I won't be here to see page 1337 because I'll most likely be in class or asleep for remaining 12 pages.

[kate]

nein!

[Folcon]

what does 'nein' mean?

[kate]

...no

in german

I think...I dunno, I'm kinda more of a french person.

[Folcon]

OMG it Nos!! B) I mentioned his name a little while ago and he showed up. Erie. :ph34r:

Edit: and now he's gone.

[kate]

you do realize what this means right escout? He's stalking you o.o

LOCK YOUR WINDOWS...not doors, that's just overkill

[Folcon]

Oh I'm fine. My window is three floors up. Besides, a vampire can't come in unless you invite them. And it just seems like whenever you mention his name, he shows up soon after. Like it summons him. Kinda like with the whole Bloody Mary thing.

[Eugine]

Who? skidz?

[Blue]

Burn?

[kate]

Blue! I haven't seen you post for a while. huzzah.

wait who's a vampire? ...i'm scared o.o

[Ironsight]

OMG

[Someone Else]

nosferatu!

[kate]

oooo...i knew that. no rly i knew that

O RLY

...sorry

[Ironsight]

JEBUS!

[Nosferatu]

Hmm?

[Toasty]

ONLY 11 EFFING PAGES TO GO!!!!

POST POST POST!!

[kate]

but i'm tiiiiired

and studying physics >.<

ANYONE WANT TO TEACH ME OPTICS?

[Ironsight]

DUDE POST!

[Toasty]

kate, on Jan 22 2008, 08:20 PM, said:

but i'm tiiiiired

and studying physics >.<

ANYONE WANT TO TEACH ME OPTICS?

I'd like to learn both myself.

[Eugine]

Optics sucks, and never made any sense to me kate lol. I always cram for that topic lol.

[kate]

optics is part of ib physics D: otherwise known as DEATH

*shudder* make it go away...

[Ironsight]

OH NOEZ!

[Toasty]

YEYZ. *is takeing physics next year*

[Ironsight]

ONLY TEN MOAR!

[kate]

Instructions:
Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

History:
Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa.
Be brief, concise and specific.

Medicine:
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected.
You have one hour.

Public Speaking:
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Biology:
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

Music:
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Psychology:
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is necessary to translate.

Sociology:
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Engineering:
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Economics:
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of Light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

Political Science:
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its political effects if any.

Epistemology:
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand.

Physics:
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Philosophy:
Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

General Knowledge:
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

[Eugine]

hmm. I hope I'm here when 1337 arrives.

[Toasty]

kate, on Jan 22 2008, 08:28 PM, said:

Instructions:
Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.

History:
Describe the history of the Papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa.
Be brief, concise and specific.

Medicine:
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected.
You have one hour.

Public Speaking:
2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

Biology:
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis.

Music:
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

Psychology:
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisis, Rameses II, Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is necessary to translate.

Sociology:
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

Engineering:
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel necessary. Be prepared to justify your decision.

Economics:
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of Light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

Political Science:
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its political effects if any.

Epistemology:
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your stand.

Physics:
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

Philosophy:
Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

General Knowledge:
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

I'd do that if I was qualified.

[kate]

When I first read that I thought it was for real @.@ then I'm like "hahaha jkjk"

"can anyone give me an example of a simile?...yes laura?"

"Kristen is like, so dumb"

[Quacnar]

19900 is a step closer to my goal 20000.

[Toasty]

And my FIST is a step closer to you FACE!

Ohhhh burrn!

[Eugine]

kate. You officially made me feel like an idiot lol.

That seems like phd material lol.

[Toasty]

It sounds like interesting material.

[Ironsight]

CHRIST ON A BIKE!

[kate]

<.< they're not for real...not even ib is that cruel...Well actually yes they are but I don't think they could find enough bengal tigers :ph34r:

[Toasty]

WHRE?!

[kate]

it's ok toasty, breathe.

they'll kill you in your sleep

[Folcon]

Its still amazing, every time we mention Nos, that vampire shows up within an hour. Like I said, just saying his name seems to summon him. Just like Maleficent. (cookie to whoever can get the reference)

[Toasty]

kate, on Jan 22 2008, 08:37 PM, said:

it's ok toasty, breathe.

they'll kill you in your sleep

Nononono. Where's Christ on a bike?

[Ironsight]

ONLY A FEW MOAR!

[kate]

coming to kill you in your sleep! how much clearer can i be?

maleficent as in sleeping beauty? cuz then I dun get it o.o

[Ironsight]

KATE IS SCARY!

[kate]

<.< don't listen to the crazy man! I'm happy and bunnies! tralalala

*glares* :ph34r:

[Toasty]

LEAUWLZ!!

*dead*

[kate]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS

[Ironsight]

OH SHI-

[Folcon]

kate, on Jan 22 2008, 11:40 PM, said:

maleficent as in sleeping beauty? cuz then I dun get it o.o

partly, more a refence to KH2, where the fairy trio say that remembering her name and mentioning her name will bring her back. and it does.

[Ironsight]

LOLWUT?

[Toasty]

srsly.

[kate]

OMFGADHFSLKJDHFLKSDF KINGDOM HEARTS TWO *SQUEALS* I WANT KH3 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE ABOUT SORA WHICH IS BAD CUZ SORA AND RIKU ARE TEH SEX

...okay now i scare myself

[Toasty]

._.;

[Ironsight]

And the last horse crosses the finish line...

[Toasty]

NO WAI!

[Ironsight]

So like, are we going to stop all posting when we become 1337 or wut?

[Toasty]

LOL WUT?

[Ironsight]

LOL YAH

[Toasty]

SRSLY?

[Ironsight]

YAH RLY!

[Toasty]

NO WAI!

[kate]

O RLY?

haha used in proper context!

[Toasty]

Close, but one post too late.

[Ironsight]

GBUS KRYST!

[Folcon]

kate, on Jan 22 2008, 11:47 PM, said:

OMFGADHFSLKJDHFLKSDF KINGDOM HEARTS TWO *SQUEALS* I WANT KH3 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE ABOUT SORA WHICH IS BAD CUZ SORA AND RIKU ARE TEH SEX

...okay now i scare myself

For Kate, an excerpt from a KH fanfic

Quote

So it was no surprise as Reno guided him into the large two story building, that Sora felt quite a bit like Alice in Wonderland. Hopefully, unlike Alice, he was not on drugs, he would not go insane from the many hallucinations seen that fateful day, and hopefully of hopefulliest, his parents wouldn’t decide he was better off in an insane asylum after he tried animal homicide on the evil little bunnies in the pet shop.

[Toasty]

WHERE?!

[Ironsight]

DUDE RUN!

[Toasty]

OMG *RUNS*

[kate]

kekekeke bunnies :B

[Toasty]

OMG BUNNIES! *runs*

[Ironsight]

1 G2G KTHXBYE

[Nosferatu]

Oy.

[Folcon]

again, nos is mention and here he is.

Edit: 7 pages to go. Woot

[Toasty]

30 min ago.

[Folcon]

why only 30 min?

[Toasty]

You said he'd be here in 30 minutes.

[kate]

YOU LIED T.T

[Toasty]

LOLWUT?

[Folcon]

I think I said he tends to show up within an hour of mentioning his name. I'm not Dominos.

[kate]

no, now I want him for free.

[Toasty]

30 MINUTE ABS.

[Folcon]

he's all yours sister. *gives Nos to kate*

[Toasty]

MAWAGE. Mawage is whut bwings us hewe today.

[kate]

HOHO! you're effed now!

.....

[Toasty]

LOL Innuendos.

[kate]

beautiful contribution Mr. Fudd!

[Toasty]

It's from the Princess Bride.

It's a comedy.

[Folcon]

good ol Mel Brooks

[Toasty]

Lol 1331

[kate]

I watched the Princess Bride every summer at my uncle's house until i was 16 :ph34r:

NOSTAAAAALGIA

[Toasty]

LOLWUT? [/overused]

[kate]

i have never heard anyone say lolwut...

so i think you can still use it for a bit before it becomes old :ph34r:

[Toasty]

*points to the last three pages*

LOLWUT?

[kate]

aww sweetie but i don't listen when you talk :ph34r:

JKJKJKJKLOLOLOLOL

[Toasty]

D; *cries*

[Folcon]

I wonder where Nos went. I'm surprised he said nothing about my giving him to kate. Gasp, you don't think he's plotting my death for that do you. *takes out Hyper Cube and pulls a camo tarp out and hides under it* He'll never find me.

[kate]

D: Is kidding! lurfs you...now spam like you mean it, i have to go soon

[Toasty]

That post needs exclamation marks.

[kate]

SPAM LIKE YOU MEAN IT BETCH!!!!!exclamation mark

[Toasty]

LOLWUT?

[Folcon]

this has to go in the counting topic for the last post.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=9ndFc4q9GQI

[kate]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[Folcon]

but the counting is only to 1000

i get the felling that its going to be the three of us that compose the main team 1337. seeing as it might just be the three of us that get TRT to page 1337. <5 pages to go

[Toasty]

STFU AND POST NUB!

[Ironsight]

K BAK

[Toasty]

lolwut?

[kate]

you left? i mean...I NOTICED. toasty didn't but psh, he doesn't care like i do :ph34r:

[Toasty]

Lol....wut?

[Folcon]

Dude of Wind, on Jan 23 2008, 12:25 AM, said:

STFU AND POST NUB!

your mom's a nub

[kate]

what's a nub?

[Toasty]

LOLWUT?

[Ironsight]

ALL YOUR NUB ARE BELLONG TO US!

[Toasty]

Lol.

[Folcon]

your mom has nice nubs

[Ironsight]

WE ARE LEEE!

[Toasty]

wut?

[kate]

lol

[Toasty]

wut?

[Ironsight]

WE ARE 1333!

[Folcon]

I am the king of soda.

[Toasty]

Mhz FSB speed!

[Ironsight]

SODA HAS NICE NUBS

[kate]

I AM THE QUEEN OF THE BUTTERFLIES! I DANCE AMONG THE FLOWERS

[Folcon]

it got nice bubs to. to bad I don't drink soda, I just use it in some of my cooking.

[Toasty]

YO MAMMA HAS NICE NUBS!

lolwut?

[kate]

nubs? MO' LIKE NOOB!

[Folcon]

awww, you didn't get it. Oh well, I won't elaborate if you didn't.

[Ironsight]

YOUR MOMA HAS NICE MOOBS!

[Toasty]

lolwuat?

[Ironsight]

DUDE RUN! RUN FROM YO MAMAS MOOBS!

[Folcon]

I mean your mom has a nice rack.

[Toasty]

lolwut?