[Folcon]

Shut up about the Mudkipz. I kill Mudkipz.

[Ironsight]

:wacko:

[Caael]

Why am I still up at 4 in the morning?!

[Ironsight]

Haha, its only 8 here

[Caael]

I'm in England though. Let's see if I can go until 8am without leaving this chair.

[Ironsight]

im board l:P

[Toasty]

LEIKZOMG?!?

[Folcon]

I miss the old shows that used to be on. Bring back shows like Pinky and the Brain, Freakazoid, and Tiny Toons. God I miss the old cartoons.

[Ironsight]

The old ones were annoying (except for Bugs Bunny) but the new ones arent that good either. I guess i just dont like cartoons in general. God, am i evil or what?

[Split Infinity]

Piers, on Sep 8 2007, 07:11 PM, said:

Oboe shoes

Correct. Now simply give me your proverbial name and proverbial credit card number and you'll have your proverbial bucks in half a proverb.

[Ironsight]

Super-Special-Awsome!!!

[Split Infinity]

No.

[Toasty]

Yeah, I miss the old cartoons too. Pinky and The Brain was one of my favorite shows. So was Dexter's Lab.

At least you can get some of 'em on Boomerang.

[Split Infinity]

I still think Who's Line is it Anyway? is the funniest show ever created.

[Ironsight]

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND IS TEH BEST :wacko:!!1!1!!!1

[Split Infinity]

I don't even have to watch this to know it was hilarious. But I couldn't help myself.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=XSs7NCWp6kA

[Toasty]

LOL.

I love who's line.

[Split Infinity]

And...

http://www.youtube.c..._NeU3t0l-0&NR=1

[Blue]

I could go for a case of Redrum right about now...

[Toasty]

I could go for a case of awesomesauce right now.

[Ironsight]

I could go for a case of a lot of things right now

[Toasty]

I could go for a can of whoopass right now.

[Ironsight]

I can go for a can of...of...ah, i dont know

[My Best Wishes]

Someone wanna make a cure for the flu?

[Ironsight]

Why, the flu is WAY to fun

[Toasty]

Too bad it's a virus or we probably would already have one.

[Ironsight]

arent viruses awsome?

[Toasty]

No. They suck.

Spoiler

They suck so hard that if the universe had tits, they'd be gone by now.

OMGSPOILER!!

[Ironsight]

yay

[Toasty]

Freaking AWESOME man!

[Ironsight]

lol, now, whenever Split looks at my sig, he will see THIS *points to sig*

[Toasty]

Lolzage.

[TheEnglishman]

Wow, there's actually been activity at night!
*Looks at topics* Another fight club? Why?

[Aquamarine]

Srsly.

[TheEnglishman]

Yar.

[Mallick]

Spam King, on Sep 8 2007, 09:55 PM, said:

I still think Who's Line is it Anyway? is the funniest show ever created.

AGREED!

[TheEnglishman]

http://stainedglass.no-ip.org/images/oriole%20lamp%20close.jpg
Discuss.

[Caael]

It has a bird on it

[Mallick]

And a baseball.

[Aquamarine]

Nuh-uh!

[Split Infinity]

That's a poor man's lamp. Check this out!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/482156/2/istockphoto_482156_cool_green_lava_lamp.jpg

[Folcon]

two more posts and I go up a rank.

[Caael]

yey a rank!


http://www.albinobla...m/flash/hobbits

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/600px-Emo_fringe_of_doom.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

^Huh?
Squadala!

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Aquamarine, on Sep 9 2007, 11:47 AM, said:

Lols. It's more of a whore-fest, underdeveloped freshman girls taking pictures of themselves half-naked.

OH SHI-- IT'S BIG DADDY

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/Bioshock2007-09-0911-48-14-93.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

I'm sure he's friendly.

[Someone Else]

Big Daddy is in a bit of a fix. He's nice if you haxxor him though. But Big Daddy is at his meanest when you fight him after just having fought a PREVIOUS Big Daddy... then you're short on ammo.

[TheEnglishman]

What's in the barrel on his back? Is it an oxygen tank?

[Someone Else]

That's a good question. I should try shooting it or setting it on fire.

Which reminds me, BUY BIOSHOCK.

[Aquamarine]

Metroid is one of the many franchises to be put out by Nintendo to make them not look kiddy. It involves some random bounty-hunter-space-pirate-killing-galactic-federation-helping-metroid-hunting woman named Samus Aran. Riiiiight.

[Someone Else]

Eh?

[Aquamarine]

Metroid is an international video game sensation that immerses gamers in a hyper-realistic world of jumping, shooting, and jumping which is in no way similar to any other slew of games involving jumping and shooting. For instance, the Metroid series (of which there are nearly a score of chronologically-ordered games, books and audio-cassettes) has been widely acclaimed for letting gamers roll into a ball, thereby getting to live out their latent fantasies of being a hedgehog.

[TheEnglishman]

Games with ball rolling... I don't think any other games have any form of ball rolling.

[Aquamarine]

Recently, the series has abandoned the rolling, jumping and shooting approach to gaming and gone decisively into hardcore sex, raising concern and ire from various US political concerns without much else better to do.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 9 2007, 08:35 PM, said:

Recently, the series has abandoned the rolling, jumping and shooting approach to gaming and gone decisively into hardcore sex, raising concern and ire from various US political concerns without much else better to do.

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/10/Objection_by_torokun.jpg

[Aquamarine]

Titillated by both the 8-bit rendition of run-of-the-mill sexual sadism and the revelation that the ass-kicking, shooting/jumping hero they had been shooting with and rolling into balls as was, in reality, a woman (albeit an 8-bit woman) gamers everywhere developed an obsessive and irrational love for Metroid. Nintendo, famous for listening to input from fans, quickly rushed out Virtual Boy into mass production, touting its "futuristic three-dimensional gameplay." Sadly, Virtual Boy did not include a Metroid title, and the platform was doomed from the get-go.

[Split Infinity]

I'm hungry.

[Aquamarine]

When a Metroid title failed to appear on the wildly popular Super Nintendo 32X CD Master System, Metroid fanboys attacked the headquarters of Nintendo America with their homemade light-sabers until escorted away by security.

[Split Infinity]

Hey, just 62 more posts and I'll be in the Top 10!

[Aquamarine]

These sexually-challenged trolls hoped, erroneously, that future games would include further five-second clips of a heavily pixelated woman being abused by a space-jellyfish-thing, but would be disappointed until Nintendo's 2004 exclusive Gamecube release, Gang Bang in the Metroid Lane, which was widely criticized as containing nothing but sticky, hardcore sex, and not so much the shooting, jumping and ball-rolling action that had previously defined the series.

[Split Infinity]

STFU!

[Mallick]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Me111, on Sep 9 2007, 12:37 PM, said:

That was my sig for like a month, and don't you forget it.

[Aquamarine]

Hillary Clinton on Gang Bang in the Metroid Lane:

"AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAA, AAA AAA AAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAA! AAAA!! AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Next question."


And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I finish the history of the Metroid video games. Next up: Star Fox.

[Split Infinity]

Will we be tested on this?

[TheEnglishman]

Star fox? I'm sure all the Star Fox fans would love that!
*silence*

[Aquamarine]

I'm off to bed now, I'll do it tomorrow.

[TheEnglishman]

Aw... I was so excited too.

[FlamingDuck]

Lolz, you go to bed at 4:00 in the afternoon!

[TheEnglishman]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lol-i-r-jawz.jpg

[Split Infinity]

I'm going to have some breakfast. BYE!

[Aquamarine]

FlamingDuck, on Sep 9 2007, 10:02 PM, said:

Lolz, you go to bed at 4:00 in the afternoon!

It's almost 10:30 PM...

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Me111, on Sep 9 2007, 12:37 PM, said:

I saved that. That is AWESOME.

[Mallick]

It was my ****ing signature!

[Someone Else]

Too bad, I don't remember either of you with it, so it must have sucked.

[Mallick]

You're a fruit.

[Someone Else]

Are you in a bad mood or something? Hey, wait... I don't care.

[TheEnglishman]

Ooo burn!
I just found it when I typed Jack Thompson into google. I'm not saying it's mine or anything.

[Someone Else]

Somebody post dammit. I'm BORED.

[Mallick]

You're a fruit.

[R-dog]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/kid-loves-animals.jpg

[Toasty]

OMG!!

[gsninja]

So, I herd u liek fruit?

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />R-dog, on Sep 9 2007, 04:31 PM, said:

OH SHI--

[gsninja]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4571/1189050524320ho2.jpg

[Toasty]

OH SNAP!

[Someone Else]

I don't get it.

[Toasty]

....neither do I.

[gsninja]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1859/1189043846780vm5.jpg

[Toasty]

XD

[Ironsight]

Super-Special-Awsome!!!

[Someone Else]

Graah! I keep getting killed by Rosies in BioShock!!

[Toasty]

This would be the perfect time to say "PANTS," but unfortunately, my name's not WD.

[Someone Else]

This not the time for pants.

[Ironsight]

This is not the time for WDness

[TheEnglishman]

I've got my first proper schoolday in months today.
*depression*

[Toasty]

You seem like a very depressed person.

[Split Infinity]

You seem like a very peturbed kiwi.

[Toasty]

You seem like a very unintelectual wad of biodegradeable pulp surrounded by an edible tasteless skin.

You're a mindless fruit.

[Split Infinity]

STFU!

[I'm Always BROKE]

http://www.travelmap.nl/upload/extra_ads_extra_ad_logo_1369.jpg
Easly the coolest animal ever.

[TheEnglishman]

Moo.

[Aquamarine]

Now what you've all been waiting for: THE STAR FOX BIOGRAPHY!!! This will be only one of about 7 Star Fox posts.

Point of the Star Fox games:

DO A BARREL ROLL

USE BOMBS WISELY

DO A BARREL ROLL

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.slaphappytees.com/files/JPegs/Pencil.jpg

[Aquamarine]

Fox McCloud: He's a fox. He seems to have a "special" relationship with Krystal, even though she's a weird, blue-furred mutant that's probably the product of a cruel genetic expirement. Or, maybe he just wants to sex her up rather than Falco. He has trouble gaining the trust of the rest of the team, even though he managed to save all their asses in every single game. When he's not out saving the galaxy, he's scrummaging around in your bins for scraps of food. It's almost certain that Fox McCloud is an acid-head. While widely debated, it seems clear that anyone who claims to have defeated the galaxy's greatest villain in the form of a giant head while spacefolding through a psychedelic wormhole must have been taking some weird ****. Many claim this is where his name, 'McCloud', comes from... Dirty druggie.

[TheEnglishman]

*ignores*

[Aquamarine]

That's not very nice of you. :blink:

Peppy Hare: Other then giving obvious and unsolicited advice, he really has no real function in the Star Fox team, and should probably be shot down by Fox in an "accident." The only reason he's with the team is because he was the old leader, but was too fat and lazy to stop Fox's dad's death. Peppy also gives the greatest advice ever: Use bombs wisely. Quickly coined by Hitler, this was the secret to the Blitzkrieg tactic: only pressing B where they think the Europeans are hidings.

[Folcon]

That's harsh Aqua.

[Aquamarine]

Krystal: Krystal is a fox with a fur problem, a very unoriginal British accent and a name that has nothing to do with a fox. She met Fox and team on her home planet of Dinosaur World (where coincidentally, "Land of the Lost" was filmed). The only help she gave to them was giving Fox a stick and convincing him to use it over his gun, and the only thing Fox really used said stick for was to 'SHAVE MY BABIES'. Some believe she might be Jesus' Mary Magdelene to Sonic, but you'd have to read the Da Vinci Code to understand and you really don't want to do that.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.peoplesrepublicofdis.co.uk/albums/album16/tumbleweed.sized.jpeg

[Aquamarine]

Andross: Andross is the giant gorilla head nemesis of the Star Fox team. He, like many other video game series villains, amazingly reappears after each and every game with a new but still uncreative master plan for getting what he wants (which usually includes, but is not limited to, destroying the world). Unlike most villains though, improvements in graphics quality makes Andross bigger and uglier than each previous installment but in the end, he is always just a big giant ugly Mutant Smiley Gorilla head.

[gsninja]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2480/1189292160312uc1.jpg

[Ironsight]

Super-Special-Awsome failure ):

[Aquamarine]

Leon Powalsky: Leon, a self-proclaimed sadist, is the only Jewish character in the Star Fox series. A chameleon, he had a traumatic childhood, because of the constant racial profiling - as the color of his skin changed frequently, he was subject to every discrimination. He has auditioned repeatedly for the Blue Man Group, where he repeatedly gets in a fight with Tobias Foon-***

I've got more, but you guys obviously don't like it, so I'll just go over there. *sits in a corner and weeps*

[TheEnglishman]

Good.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/a5/Frontier_Psychiatrists_by_vaporotem.jpg/447px-Frontier_Psychiatrists_by_vaporotem.jpg

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/fail.jpg

[gsninja]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9935/1189366538553bf9.jpg

[Mallick]

...

[Toasty]

And that's why everyone says that if it's made in china, it's a piece of ****.

[Someone Else]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/fail2.jpg

[Toasty]

Aww, poor little guy. :blink: And he was so close to the touchdown too.

[gsninja]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/180/1189394328901xe6.jpg

[Toasty]

Lol'd

[R-dog]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fail.jpg

[Someone Else]

I saw that one. Was gonna use it, but it made me sad. D:

[Ironsight]

XD

[Toasty]

*searches google for fail pictures*

[Ironsight]

http://www.societehistoire.ca/images/abo-new-MacPhail.jpg
JOHN MACPHAIL

[gsninja]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7859/f8a930c6gw2.jpg

[Ironsight]

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/fail.jpg
STAR WARS PHAILURE

[FlamingDuck]

Aquamarine, on Sep 10 2007, 05:33 PM, said:

Leon Powalsky: Leon, a self-proclaimed sadist, is the only Jewish character in the Star Fox series. A chameleon, he had a traumatic childhood, because of the constant racial profiling - as the color of his skin changed frequently, he was subject to every discrimination. He has auditioned repeatedly for the Blue Man Group, where he repeatedly gets in a fight with Tobias Foon-***

I've got more, but you guys obviously don't like it, so I'll just go over there. *sits in a corner and weeps*

$20 says Aqua is just copying and pasting from some other site.

[Ironsight]

IN THE DARK LAIR OF THE PURE MANIFESTATIONS OF EVIL, A MEETING COMENCES:




http://www.roflcats.com/images/0092.jpg

[Toasty]

FlamingDuck, on Sep 10 2007, 06:41 PM, said:

$20 says Aqua is just copying and pasting from some other site.

*holds up a 20*

[Ironsight]

*holds up a 2 20's*
ill raise that

[Someone Else]

...so, Toasty and DS, you're betting that Aqua ISN'T copying from another site?

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

[Ironsight]

no, were betting that Aqua is copying this off another site

[Mallick]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Fox

[Mallick]

Five dollars says I reveal him like last time.. oh wait.

[Mallick]

Toasty was saying that he bet he wasn't getting it from another site.

[Split Infinity]

BUSTED!

[Ironsight]

again :blink:

[Split Infinity]

Aqua clearly needs to be taught a thing or two about plaguerism.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Metroid

[Ironsight]

Split, go get Simon, ill get the whip

[Aquamarine]

I never said I wrote those things!

[TheEnglishman]

*Releases the metroids*
That's your punishment.

[Aquamarine]

k

[Split Infinity]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/33/180px-Brain_slug.JPG

Aqua: I FAVOUR UNREASONABLY HIGH SUBSIDIDIES TO THE METROID PLANET.

[TheEnglishman]

http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/images/0/01/Mamaluigi_0001.jpg

[Split Infinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbF6VcjMF5U...ted&search=

XD I think this an ad for some sort of insurance company.

[Blue]

Your Moms and ad for Botox!

[TheEnglishman]

Impressive.

[Blue]

Yet I'm not impressed. :l

[Split Infinity]

The look on their faces when the house comes back together is priceless.

Now for a video that's funny if you don't know Spanish.

http://www.youtube.c...TK1ODJnps8&NR=1

[Wiflewood]

@Blue: I think JRR Tolkeins quote is 'Not all who wander are lost, not wonder.

@Split: Bleh.

[Split Infinity]

Bleh to you too.

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/Kazooie.png

Good ol' Kazooie!

[TheEnglishman]

http://mocktendo.multiverseworks.com/ssbb/shigsyssbb.jpg
How worrying.

[Aquamarine]

Oh GOD no!

[TheEnglishman]

Booza!

[Split Infinity]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Me111, on Sep 12 2007, 05:47 AM, said:

How worrying.

So he's replacing the Nintendog?

[TheEnglishman]

Perhaps.

[Someone Else]

Piers, on Sep 10 2007, 10:54 PM, said:

Toasty was saying that he bet he wasn't getting it from another site.

Precisely.

Bet wisely, Toasty and DS! o.o!!

[gsninja]

Hi guys. n.n

[Ironsight]

Aqua, you owe me forty bucks. Thats dollars if you an American: $$$$$$

[Blue]

Wiflewood, on Sep 11 2007, 11:56 AM, said:

@Blue: I think JRR Tolkeins quote is 'Not all who wander are lost, not wonder.

@Split: Bleh.

Damn it! Thats the second time I've done that. D:

[Toasty]

I was betting that aqua WAS getting it from a site.

I can just picture Miyamoto going all Jet Lee on everyone else in the match.

[Mallick]

Wind Dude, on Sep 11 2007, 03:05 PM, said:

Precisely.

Bet wisely, Toasty and DS! o.o!!

DS was counter-raising toasty, there for he was betting wisely.

[Mallick]

Toasty, if that's the case, you shoulnd't have held up that twenty!

[Someone Else]

Man, I hate words.

Anyway Toasty, FD said his twenty said: "I say Aqua is getting this from another site." And you raised your twenty, which was betting against it.

[Blue]

O.o
If you all don't cut out this nonsense right now, I'll will disect you with a dull spoon.

[Toasty]

I raised my 20 in agreement that Aqua was getting it from another site.

[Ironsight]

and i raised to 40, so aqua owes us big. Hows he gonna get American dollars from Serbia to here?

[Blue]

Alright, I warned you all.
*pulls out dull spoon* Who is first?

[Toasty]

*raises hand* ME!!ME!!ME!!

[Blue]

First doesn't get the drugs unfortunatly.
*disect*

[Toasty]

FLAVA FLAV!

[Blue]

Never again Toasty. If I have to see or hear that phrase ever again, I will destroy the town you live in.

[Toasty]

YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!

[Blue]

Eh, that ones better.
On a side note, jeez, look at these things I've been getting on websites.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/bluethewarrior/Random/naruto.gif
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/bluethewarrior/Random/bKrillen.gif
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/bluethewarrior/Random/ichigo.gif

[Nosferatu]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Blue, on Sep 11 2007, 07:25 PM, said:

Who watches that anymore?

And why doesn't the coyote just stick out his foot and trip the road runner? Did he ever think of that?

[Blue]

Nosferatu, on Sep 11 2007, 07:34 PM, said:

Who watches that anymore?

And why doesn't the coyote just stick out his foot and trip the road runner? Did he ever think of that?

Don't ask me, I was just in the mood to do a few of those quizs.

[Folcon]

Nosferatu, on Sep 11 2007, 10:34 PM, said:

Who watches that anymore?

And why doesn't the coyote just stick out his foot and trip the road runner? Did he ever think of that?

I watch DBZ, but my collection only goes through the Freeza Saga,so it aint at the point where it starts to suck yet.

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on Sep 11 2007, 07:03 PM, said:

FLAVA FLAV!

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[Ironsight]

BALLY-BALL TYME!!!

[Blue]

No, its TOOL TIME!

[Someone Else]

Flava Flav is one ugly ass ni--

*gets hit in the head by a glass bottle*

[Blue]

What, I did not throw my empty bottle of Parrot Bay at WD. You are filled with LIES!

[Toasty]

*wears a chain with a huge clock on it*

YEEEAAAHHH BOOOOYYYYEEEE!

[TheEnglishman]

:blink:

[Ironsight]

hahahah Caael, look who got the Ridley sig first!!

[Split Infinity]

Your mom!

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on Sep 11 2007, 10:02 PM, said:

*wears a chain with a huge clock on it*

YEEEAAAHHH BOOOOYYYYEEEE!

FLA-VA FLAAAAAV!

[TheEnglishman]

I think someone got to Wikipedia.
There's a resonable chance it will have changed back once you guys see it, but it was hilarious for me.

[Folcon]

indeed, most of it was humorus. I wondered why the episode with Porygon never showed up in the States.

[TheEnglishman]

I meant the way that someone had kindly edited the article. Obviously it got changed back.

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/Luigi3.jpg

Retard Luigi suffering from his birth defect.

[gsninja]

._.

[Aquamarine]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/Luigi1.jpg

[Ironsight]

......

[Folcon]

my internets been givning me some troubles. It may be the storm blowing outside. I'm gonna log of for now and wait till it blows over. See ya guys latter.