[Caael]

Damn straight. I had a whole 3 hour conversation about boobs with my friend earlier.

[Moonear]

Can someone answer my question?

[Caael]

I'm not surprised.

[Sea of Time]

Could be the repeated bathroom breaks. Just saying.

[Caael]

That would explain a lot.

Infact, alcohol explains most things. Ever downed a glass of champers in 3 seconds? Damn it burnt my throat.

[Sea of Time]

I'm not a drinker, nor do I plan to be any time soon.

[Caael]

I didn't know what it was at the time, but I was thirsty so I downed it.

[Sea of Time]

**** this. If anyone needs to get wasted, it's me. However, I'd be a scary drunk.

[Caael]

I've just spent the past hour and a half talking to a really hot friend of mine. You can understand the boob obsession now.

[Sea of Time]

If you were staring at her chest the whole time, I would understand you better.

[Sea of Time]

man love ftw

[Caael]

She is hot. She. And she has a big rack.

[Moonear]

Getting off this subject...
This is a really amazing quiz. It basically tells you how many acres you take up and how many planets we would need if everyone lived like you. I got 14 acres with 3.2 planets.

http://www.earthday....print/index.asp

[Sea of Time]

Fat kids make me sick.

[Caael]

Fat kids are sick.

[Caael]

CATEGORY GLOBAL HECTARES

FOOD 1.6

MOBILITY 2.8

SHELTER 1.1

GOODS/SERVICES 2.9

TOTAL FOOTPRINT 8.4



IN COMPARISON, THE AVERAGE ECOLOGICAL FOOTPRINT IN YOUR COUNTRY IS 5.3 GLOBAL HECTARES PER PERSON.

WORLDWIDE, THERE EXIST 1.8 BIOLOGICALLY PRODUCTIVE GLOBAL HECTARES PER PERSON.




IF EVERYONE LIVED LIKE YOU, WE WOULD NEED 4.7 PLANETS.





Boobs?

[Caael]

Fat men are sick.

Better?

[Moonear]

Here's my full thing:

CATEGORY ACRES
FOOD 4.9
MOBILITY 1
SHELTER 4
GOODS/SERVICES 4.4
TOTAL FOOTPRINT 14



IN COMPARISON, THE AVERAGE ECOLOGICAL FOOTPRINT IN YOUR COUNTRY IS 24 ACRES PER PERSON.

WORLDWIDE, THERE EXIST 4.5 BIOLOGICALLY PRODUCTIVE ACRES PER PERSON.



IF EVERYONE LIVED LIKE YOU, WE WOULD NEED 3.2 PLANETS.

[Moonear]

CALL THE PARAMEDICS!

[Caael]

Kill it.

[Blue]

Eve what the **** are you smoking?
Cuz I want some. :XD

[Caael]

Flies are *******s. Craneflys are worse. It's like some spotty, ugly, glasses kid laughing at you.

[Caael]

And what's worse, when you're sitting in a dark room and only the monitor is on, they all flock to the light.

[Blue]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3062/4chanuk4.gif

[Caael]

Win

[Toasty]

SCREW EARTHDAY!!

I'm gonna go out and run my car without going anywhere! And turn up the heat in our house! and turn on all the lights! And all that stuf!

[Caael]

I'm a very un-earthly person. The way I see it, the earth has cancer and doing all this 'save the planet' crap is just giving it drugs to slow the process down.

[Folcon]

I don't wnat to even know how it is possible to be 'half' pregnent.

[Toasty]

I don't think littering or anything like that is a good thing, but honestly, our actions have nothing to do with the rising global temperature. I'll bet my life on it that in about 25 or so years, the temp will be back to normal.

I'd only consider a hybrid car for the lower cost in gas. I care nothing about CO2 emissions.

[Caael]

I am also half pregnant, EOD.

[Caael]

Well if you think about it, any post-pubescent person is half pregnant.

[Caael]

My half child is called guntah and he's autistic.

[Toasty]

I put the A.D.D in addition.

[Moonear]

EoD, i think it's time for either rehab or a mental asylum.

...here come the men in white coats...

[Toasty]

I put the fun in funeral.

[Folcon]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 16 2007, 08:14 PM, said:

I put the fun in funeral.

No, you out the LOON in Lunatic.

[Someone Else]

I put the CRY in Crysis.

Which I just bought! WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AOGUHDSGIUDWHGUP

It's still installing...................

[Ironsight]

I put the Cray in Crayon

[Toasty]

I put the f.u. in fun.

[Someone Else]

You put the "derrr" in deranged.

LOL

[Mallick]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 16 2007, 09:16 AM, said:

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.

Propel propel propel your vehicle placidly down the liquid solution! Extacically extacically extacically extacically life is but an illusion!

[Toasty]

I put the 'I' in team.

[Ironsight]

I put the "I" in eye.

[Lightning Star]

I put the I in Icy.

BAM!

[Toasty]

SHAZAM!

[Lightning Star]

ShaZAM like Butter on Toast!

[Toasty]

YEAH!!

[Lightning Star]

My friend just made me take a Naruto quiz.

"OMG LOWLZ, wich carakter R U liek?"

(alright, not so dramatic)

I got Neji. o.O

Too bad I've only seen the first 20 episodes.

[Toasty]

Well you should continue watching, because you're getting close to the good part. The whole series is good up until the rediculously long filler.

Anyway, I took one twice. Got Shikamaru the first tim, Naruto the second.

[Lightning Star]

Yeah, I took a real one this time (And seeing as I don't know much about the series, I couldn't predict my results.)

This time I got shino, and it seems to be a heck of a lot more accurate:

Good Points: Environmental, loving, easy going, quiet, thoughtful, open minded

Negative Points: You're withdrawn and because of this are often misunderstood.

Quote: "No one stops to care about who you are inside until they think to themselves 'that could've been mine'"

[Laharl]

lightningstar, on Nov 17 2007, 07:13 AM, said:

Too bad I've only seen the first 20 episodes.

same

although i stopped watching because it was sh!t, and have better things to do than watch another 200 episodes of such crap.

Curse the Narutards!!

[Lightning Star]

Yeah, same here. I think by the time anyone has watched 200 episodes of naruto, they've completely forgotten about the real world.

[Someone Else]

I R WD

[Lightning Star]

It's weird how if you have no friends on your profile, it says, "there are no friends to display."

It would be lolable if it said "soandso has no friends :)"

[Someone Else]

I have no friends!

[Lightning Star]

Hah.

You're funny :]

[Mallick]

I put the GRRR in Ni-- nevermind.

[Laharl]

really not looking foward to work tonight....

tis a wedding party and there is going to be a whole lot of chavs.

the kind of chavs who go into a narcoleptic coma if they go an hour with something alcoholic.

they came to plan out their party yesterday (the day before the damn party) and ended up drinking a lot of vodka.

200ish chavs, who are gonna drink like 10 pints each. not fun.....................

[Caael]

What's your job?

[Laharl]

barman D:

i can predict this happening

Chav: *random mumbling in a fake scouse accent remotely sounding like JD and lemo*
Me: So that's a JD and lemonade?
Chav: you ****in' startin' lad?

ALOT

[Caael]

Quick, do some weight training, dont shave before the job and wear stilts.

But that's a pretty cool job.

[Laharl]

its allright, depends whats on, Chavs parties are definately DO NOT WANT

the best way to get the respect of a chav is speak in an even more exaggerrated accent than the one they use.

fu~~~~ckin~~~ hell la~~~~~d

scouse+chav=FAIL

[Moonear]

I wish I could go to England and meet a chav so I could see why you guys hate them so much.

[TheEnglishman]

No way am I ploughing through all those pages...

Sea of Time, on Nov 16 2007, 10:39 PM, said:

SO who here's watched 2 Girls 1 Cup?

I've seen the opening few seconds and that was enough for me. Some guy in the common room at our school put it on. I looked, then regretted it immediately.

[Moonear]

It's hard not to get nauseous when you watch that.

[Saturos S.]

How bored are you?

[Moonear]

I'm so bored that I'm reading the comics from explosm.net.(cyanide and happiness)

[TheEnglishman]

Dey are funneh.

[Sea of Time]

:)

[Laharl]

yay, we were overstaffed so i got to go home early and avoid chavageddon :)

[Caael]

Lucky you.

[Lemontime]

I saw about... 5 seconds of 2girls1cup then thought, "Oww, I was about to eat breakfast :)"

In other news, HOW TO CHARGE AN IPOD WITH AN ONION! AND GATORADE!
http://uk.youtube.co...fPJeDssBOM&NR=1

[Ironsight]

I've had the luck to not have seen it before. I heard a freind of mine talking about it a couple weeks ago.

[Mallick]

Me111, on Nov 17 2007, 07:36 AM, said:

No way am I ploughing through all those pages...

I've seen the opening few seconds and that was enough for me. Some guy in the common room at our school put it on. I looked, then regretted it immediately.

I saw the first girl start to **** and I closed the window. I then went over to my friends house and kicked him square in the nuts.

[Someone Else]

Why are we still talking about this?

[Sea of Time]

It's topical.

[Moonear]

I put the fun in fundamentalism!

[Sea of Time]

I put the shut in shut the **** up.

[Sea of Time]

I clipped my nails today. Woot.

[Sea of Time]

IT HURTS SO BAD IT'S BEEN SO LONG. MAMA I'M COMING HOOOOME!

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Nov 17 2007, 06:53 AM, said:

I wish I could go to England and meet a chav so I could see why you guys hate them so much.

Think a wanna-be gangster wearing gold chain necklaces and a REALLY white sweatshirt. And a baseball cap on sideways. And really baggy pants. and probably a gold pinky ring, and maybe even a gold watch. Which is probably stolen.

http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

Replace the furby with a white british guy.

[Sea of Time]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 17 2007, 09:42 PM, said:

Think a wanna-be gangster wearing gold chain necklaces and a REALLY white sweatshirt. And a baseball cap on sideways. And really baggy pants. and probably a gold pinky ring, and maybe even a gold watch. Which is probably stolen.

http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

Replace the furby with a white british guy.

Did the white sweater have poo on the elbows?

[Toasty]

Depends on how dirty the chav is.

[Sea of Time]

They said "pains".

[Toasty]

That was me.

[Toasty]

There wasn't a guitar solo.

[Mallick]

btw WD I forgot to respond to your joke. I've got one of my own for you.

The american dollar.

[Toasty]

D;

It' very saddening to know that the GBP is worth twi as much as the USD. Even sadder is the fact that the USD is worth less than the CAD.

[Folcon]

say what?

[Toasty]

Great British Pound (GBP), United States Dollar (USD), and Canadian Dollar (CAD).

[Folcon]

inflation sucks

[Sea of Time]

HAHA Who's laughing at the loonie now? Your filthy Washingtons will burn under the weight of our bronze coin, burning the sky like a new day's sun!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!

[Mallick]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 17 2007, 10:03 PM, said:

D;

It' very saddening to know that the GBP is worth twi as much as the USD. Even sadder is the fact that the USD is worth less than the CAD.

Erm, your economy blows and mine doesn't?

[Sea of Time]

I like the way you think.

[Laharl]

lol @ AUS$

GBP is great, especially when buying things in US$ :)

[Ironsight]

I had some crazy as hell dream about KH.

[Folcon]

I'm afraid to ask, but what happened?

[Someone Else]

Mallick, on Nov 17 2007, 08:41 PM, said:

btw WD I forgot to respond to your joke. I've got one of my own for you.

The american dollar.

D=

[Toasty]

Mallick, on Nov 17 2007, 10:35 PM, said:

Erm, your economy blows and mine doesn't?

Yeah. Pretty much. ****ing illegal immigrants.....

[Lemontime]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 18 2007, 04:40 PM, said:

lol @ AUS$

AUS $ R WIN!
I just bought $350 USD off a site and it was only like.. $370 AUSD.

More like, LOL @ USD!
HAHAHAHAHA!
USD R FAILZ!

[I'm Always BROKE]

No idea what you guys discussing now, but I found 2 Girls 1 Cup to be funny. There I said it, FUNNY!

[Caael]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 18 2007, 10:29 AM, said:

Yeah. Pretty much. ****ing illegal immigrants.....

You think you've got it bad? There's more polish people here than British!

[I'm Always BROKE]

The Polish should stop invading us western european countries! :)

[Laharl]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 18 2007, 09:29 AM, said:

Yeah. Pretty much. ****ing illegal immigrants.....

they arent the reason why your economy is a lulzfest

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=40U063Oh83c

[TheEnglishman]

Argh.

[Moonear]

aye-aye

[Folcon]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 18 2007, 07:26 AM, said:

they arent the reason why your economy is a lulzfest

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=40U063Oh83c

The last five seconds of that are scary.

[Someone Else]

You Tube links make kittens go emo and slit their wrists.

[Someone Else]

I know, but somebody has to do it. Think about the kittens, people!

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.christopherdurang.com/images/fullplays/laugh30-400.jpg
Post your most random image now fools!

[Caael]

http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/square_bike_wheel.jpg

[Someone Else]

:o

[TheEnglishman]

http://israel.poetryinternationalweb.org/piw_cms/files/1d/3169_Israel_Har.jpg

[Moonear]

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/weird446.jpg
I congratulate myself on becoming a gallant.

[Ironsight]

escout, on Nov 17 2007, 11:42 PM, said:

I'm afraid to ask, but what happened?

It was really weird. Whenever I stoped walking around, after-images of defeated enemies would a appear and shout "I love you!"

Yeah, I dont know what I ate that night...

[TheEnglishman]

There's snow outside and it's sticking to the ground...
*Prays for a snow day*

[Moonear]

Already? I thought England was warm right now.

[TheEnglishman]

Nope, it's nearly the end of autumn (fall). It's the southern hemisphere that's approaching summer. That's why Aussies spend their christmas on the beach.

[Toasty]

It's only been raining here, and not even all that often. Stupid Spokane and their stupid higher altitude....

@ihk: I congradulate myself at haveing passed 3000 posts some time ago. :o

[Moonear]

I joined a month and a half ago.

[Toasty]

ihatekraden, on Nov 18 2007, 03:05 PM, said:

I joined a month and a half ago.

By that time I already had at least 300 posts.

[Caael]

That's because Toasty has had no life.

[Toasty]

I guess I'll take that as a compliment?

[Folcon]

So what, here I am, about eight or nine months active here, and I'm approaching 1000 posts. Only about 140 or so to go, I think.

[Toasty]

I think I had about 1300 by then.

[Folcon]

I don't give a f***. If common room post were counted as well, I might have around three or four thousand. But then, others would likely have around 10000.

[Toasty]

MERE MORTAL! YOU'RE FUTILE ATTMEPTS TO SURPASS MY POST COUNT ARE FUTILE!

[Sea of Time]

You're both insignificant. I hope you know that.

[Saturos S.]

Cake dominates us all.

[Mallick]

Toasty also talks too much. Remember that.

[Toasty]

I just talked to Split on MSN. He's not around anymore because of parental reasons.

[Nosferatu]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 18 2007, 10:46 PM, said:

I just talked to Split on MSN. He's not around anymore because of parental reasons.

Does it make me a bad person to think that said mental reasons right off the bat?

[Laharl]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 19 2007, 06:15 AM, said:

Cake dominates us all.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

[Nosferatu]

T'IS.

[Toasty]

FO' SHO' MO' FO'.

[Nosferatu]

*slap*

That's a little too far.

[Caael]

Talking of cake, I finished the Portal: Flash Version yesterday. Bloody good game.

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE

[Mallick]

concur'd.

[Toasty]

Earth Dude, on Nov 18 2007, 11:26 PM, said:

Talking of cake, I finished the Portal: Flash Version yesterday. Bloody good game.

POINT ME IN IT'S GENERAL DIRECTION!....please?

[Nosferatu]

*points to Google*

I finished the REAL Portal a long time ago. Bloody good play.

[Toasty]

Want to get it at LEAST for my PC, and it would actually run on my PC,but I don;t have the cash at the moment, and I'd rather have it for a console. Unfortunately, I don;t have a 360.

[Lemontime]

It's my birthday tomorrow..
YAIY! <:o

[Caael]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 19 2007, 08:47 AM, said:

POINT ME IN IT'S GENERAL DIRECTION!....please?

Search ' Portal flash version' on google.

Nos said:

I finished the REAL Portal a long time ago. Bloody good play.

I will once I get the orange box and my 360.

Overlord arrived today, yay!

[Blue]

>.> The one with the dancing things will die now.

[Laharl]

what was that? post more dancing things? gladly sir

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/luckystar1.gif

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/Awesome.gif

okay this post is officially a health hazard

[Caael]

*spazm*

[Nosferatu]

Dude of Wind, on Nov 19 2007, 12:34 AM, said:

Want to get it at LEAST for my PC, and it would actually run on my PC,but I don;t have the cash at the moment, and I'd rather have it for a console. Unfortunately, I don;t have a 360.

I believe that is called "owned by life".

[I'm Always BROKE]

DER TOOKAR JEEWBS!

...

Sorry late reaction. :o

[FlamingDuck]

¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ¡ɥɥɥɐ

[Someone Else]

Oh ****, son.

[Folcon]

FlamingDuck, on Nov 19 2007, 04:14 PM, said:

¡uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ¡ɥɥɥɐ

wtf? You must be using an odd font, my comuter mostly just shows boxes.

[Someone Else]

It's upside-down text that says "ahh! my computer is upside down!"

[FlamingDuck]

Isn't it great?

[Caael]

WD's av> anybody elses.

[FlamingDuck]

What is it?

[Caael]

his avatar, dumb****

[FlamingDuck]

I not understand.

[Platinum Sun]

No, we're attempting to find the origin of the "Buddhist monk on acid" avatar that we hold in such high esteem.

[Someone Else]

It's a Korean soldier from Crysis.

No, I'm not holding him by his neck. He's just in awe from the crazy good graphics, don't worry.

[Toasty]

I thought he was real....No seriously, those are REALLY good graphics.

[Someone Else]

Here's the whole image if you want it:

Potential 56k death!
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/Win...14-12-42-29.jpg

[R-dog]

I'd feel kinda weird going around shooting people who look that real. Realistic graphics are good but in a FPS...? It would make me feel violent.

[Laharl]

the graphics simply gloss over the fact its generic FPSdom that offers nothing new to the genre whatsoever and is merely a ******* child of two or three other titles.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to play a game with actual depth

[R-dog]

woo

[Folcon]

That sucked. I hate youtube poop, its nothing. It tends to be nothing but stutering and bleeping.

[FlamingDuck]

http://blog.gilmalonzo.com/media/media/gm-writersstrike.jpg

[Toasty]

R-dog, on Nov 19 2007, 05:55 PM, said:

woo

OMG. Do NOT watch ANY of the other videos displayed on the side. Your eyes will BLEED.

[Ironsight]

Lets ask Toasty, he's always right after all.

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Nov 19 2007, 05:30 PM, said:

the graphics simply gloss over the fact its generic FPSdom that offers nothing new to the genre whatsoever and is merely a ******* child of two or three other titles.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to play a game with actual depth

Obviously, you haven't played the game. Particularly when you imply Crysis doesn't have death. If there was ever an ignorant statement, that would be it. At most you've probably look at one or two gameplay videos.

[Ironsight]

Depth, not Death

[Toasty]

BLEEEEED!!

And as long as the dead person in question is still rememeberd by their friends, they still have friends.