[Sea of Time]

You're talking to yourself? How pathetic.

[Blue]

Split, that was a new low, even for you man.

[Aquamarine]

... WTF? What was that all about...?

[Blue]

Aquamarine, on Mar 12 2007, 11:30 AM, said:

... WTF? What was that all about...?

He was talking to himself using his original account.

[Aquamarine]

NO WAI!!!

[Blue]

I just got a Pocket refrence book from school XD

[I'm Always BROKE]

Okay seriously... WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Lemontime]

lol@spilt

[TheEnglishman]

At least remove your MSN address from your profile Split.
I don't think I'd be that desperate for the 2000th post. At least you could have tried to do it fairly like the rest of us.

[FlamingDuck]

Split's a cheater!! Mommy!!!!

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Mar 12 2007, 06:12 AM, said:

Don't come back.

Hey, I snagged the 2000th post. Who'd have thunk it? :D

The saddest thing about that post, is that he used his old account to get it. Tsk tsk tsk. Split, you really need to quit carring about those kinds of things. :(

[Blue]

Redrum anyone?

[Toasty]

Yes please. :(

[gsninja]

RAWR!

[Someone Else]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a222/BloodStew/jesus_jesus_lol.jpg

[gsninja]

Most of those are used for Raptor Jesus. They're so funny. XD

[Toasty]

*smites*

[gsninja]

Lawl.

[FlamingDuck]

You must reverse the emission of phase-modulated chronoton particles from a polaron beam to generate enough power in a phase differential in the warp field alignment.

[Sea of Time]

I have frostbite on my index finger. And it's March. **** that.

[FlamingDuck]

You need to purge the flow of gravitons to the tachyon emiters to induce localised harmonic interference in the ships computer banks.

[Someone Else]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/97/reportdyc5.gif

[PDM]

gsninja, on Mar 12 2007, 04:30 PM, said:

Most of those are used for Raptor Jesus. They're so funny. XD

Ourrr goddd is an awesome godddd

\m/ RAPTOR JESUS \m/

[Blue]

Dear lord, you guys are going to be the cause of the Apocolypse.

[Toasty]

God witholds the right to smite thee where thy stand. Better stay on your toes. ;D

[Blue]

...
*Fires Toasty out of the spam cannon into the heavens*
Bye Toasty, say hi to god for me.

[Toasty]

*parachutes to the ground* God said hi, and he appreciates the cookies you sent him.

[Lemontime]

Stingy *******, won't even give me a pony >>

[Split Infinity]

Hah, you still believe in Santa.

[TheEnglishman]

Well obviously.

[Toasty]

Santa owns you.

[Lemontime]

You mum owns you...

It'd be weird if things were otherwise.

[Split Infinity]

I don't believe in Santa. *a mall Santa dies somewhere*

[Toasty]

*Santa smites Split*

[Split Infinity]

Veally.

[Toasty]

Da veally.

[Split Infinity]

Try it, we're here all week.

[Toasty]

Try what?

[Split Infinity]

The veal. Don't you get it?

[Toasty]

You mean the german accent?

[Split Infinity]

Moron...

[Toasty]

Whatever's going on in your mind right now that I don't get, I'm probably better off not knowing.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/4...ssages/463.html

[Toasty]

Like I said, I didn't want to know. Anyway, I have better things to do with my time besides listening to amature stand up comedians.

[Split Infinity]

Like posting on forums with people who may or may not be paedophiles? OH SNAP.

[Toasty]

No, more like building a website, learning C++, getting my schoolwork done, talking with my friends on Myspace, and then posting on forums with people called Split who are probably paedophiles. OH SHNAP.

[Split Infinity]

Show me something you've done with C++ that would be worth that last step into Heaven.

[Toasty]

I just started learning it, and I still need a compiler. Until then, all I know is how to make a window pop up, ask for your name, and respond accordingly. Once I get a compiler, you can expect a GS3 in full, lush, 3D gaphics with physics. :(

[Lemontime]

I'm holding you to that, Toasty..

[FlamingDuck]

BRAG FIGHT!! AHHHHH!!!

Toasty, do you know what veal is?

[TheEnglishman]

My latest maths test reminded me why I'm not taking it in Sixth Form.
Because I hate it.

[Gardna]

Wish I could simply drop maths..

[TheEnglishman]

Only a few more weeks, plus the GSCE exam, then it's done!

[Saturos S.]

Maths is my best subject...

I'm not dropping it...

[FlamingDuck]

"Maths" is so boring. Gaaaahh. I just program my calculator to do most of it for me.

[Toasty]

Lemontime, on Mar 13 2007, 03:00 AM, said:

I'm holding you to that, Toasty..

You do that. But first, I have to finish the fansite. :D

[Twit]

I havent posted in soooo lonnggg~

Cause of Track~ YAY RUNNNG REPEAT MILES~!

[FlamingDuck]

Heeyyy, I run track too.

[Toasty]

Heeyyy, I'm gonna do track after spring break.

[FlamingDuck]

http://files.smellybean.com:8080/MonOct02175546CDT20064646177596350safety.jpg

[Platinum Sun]

Mr.T, on Mar 13 2007, 06:13 PM, said:

Heeyyy, I'm gonna do track after spring break.

Hey! I'm going to like... Totally not do that!

I find running in circles and eternal source of soul-crushing boredom.

[FlamingDuck]

Meh, when you run in circles while jumping over stuff, its awesome.

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah...

You really know how to sell it :D

[Split Infinity]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />FlamingDuck, on Mar 14 2007, 10:36 AM, said:

A 10016 error? I'm only used to the 404's...

[Toasty]

I don't see any error, I only see a guy plugging his ears with one finger and the barrel of his gun just as another guy fires his gun at a firing range.

[FlamingDuck]

^indeed, tht is what you should see. Split, I'm afraid your computer has to be put down.

[Toasty]

Split's computer is retarded. Just like mine.

[Twit]

FlamingDuck, on Mar 13 2007, 06:07 PM, said:

Heeyyy, I run track too.

YAY~

I like cross country more~ Hillssss~~~

[FlamingDuck]

You need less energy. Give me 50 laps. go!

[Twit]

FlamingDuck, on Mar 13 2007, 07:40 PM, said:

You need less energy. Give me 50 laps. go!

50 laps...?

LOL

>___>

[FlamingDuck]

That's only like...12 and a little miles. Get going!

[Toasty]

I hate cross country. I'm more of a sprinter than an endurance runner.

[FlamingDuck]

Quick, what's your time in the 200? Don't know, do you?

[Toasty]

I havn't ever done track before, so I wouldn't know. I'll probably try for the 50 or 100 meter dashes, and then mabey the pole vault.

[FlamingDuck]

You have pole vault? I hate you. We don't have a 50 yard dash...

[Mars Djinni]

FlamingDuck, on Mar 13 2007, 06:05 PM, said:

Quick, what's your time in the 200? Don't know, do you?

26 seconds.

[FlamingDuck]

*claps*

Mine's 27-28ish. Sometimes. Though once I got 21 seconds. I think the track was a little bit short. Because that's Olympic level. I think. Why am I talking in fragments?

[Mars Djinni]

Yeah, I'm not the best nor the worst in track. 100 meters and Long Jump are my events.

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Mar 14 2007, 11:24 AM, said:

Split's computer is retarded. Just like mine.

I'm not using my computer. Guess that just leaves one of us.

[Eugine]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=tYnn51C3X_w
lol'd. Funniest thing I've seen on the net for the week.

[Sea of Time]

omg shoes.

[TheEnglishman]

Wowesh.

[Sea of Time]

That was more scary than funny...so random.

[Aquamarine]

Gotta Catch 'em All...

[TheEnglishman]

Catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all!

[Sea of Time]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=MNxwAU_xAMk

...muffins.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't know about you, but I'm eating a cookie right now. Mmm.

[Sea of Time]

Why does the muffins video disturb me so?

[FlamingDuck]

Cause its creepy?

[Toasty]

Why must youtube torture me so? I've downloaded Flash Player 8, and it still won't play. D;

[FlamingDuck]

Actually, it runs on Codewarrior, the C++ compiler.

[Toasty]

It says it won't play because either 1) Javascript is disabled on my browser, or 2) I havn't downloaded Macromedia Flash Player 8. I'm pretty sure I have Javascript enabled, and I know I've installed MFP 8.

[FlamingDuck]

Then enable Javascript, silly.

[gsninja]

Silly goose.

[Someone Else]

You've got a silly FACE.

[gsninja]

YOU'VE got a silly face.

[Someone Else]

Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii.

Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.

[Someone Else]

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man.

[Platinum Sun]

Wind Dude, on Mar 14 2007, 09:32 PM, said:

Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii.

Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.

That reminds me of the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" radio contest where a contestant died of hyponatremia and half of the station's employees got fired.

Good times...

[The Wind Seer]

Ok....I'm back...
So what did I miss?

[Mars Djinni]

Nothing.

[Toasty]

Yeah, pretty much nothing. Nothing besides randomness, that is.

[FlamingDuck]

In other words, rampant partying, free money, and world peace. But it ended right before you got back. Such a shame.

[Aquamarine]

Praise the Lord!

[Split Infinity]

Praise Allah, he is your true God!

[gsninja]

O.o

[Nosferatu]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OdaxMGmpN0g

Yes.

[Aquamarine]

Oh no! It's Nosferatu! The Dracula thing or something!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm ready to hear you roar!

[Aquamarine]

Er... Roar?

[FlamingDuck]

OBSERVE THE SHINY NEW SET!

[Split Infinity]

Looks like those new Pepsi ads. He's even trying to walk backwards, too. :D

[Someone Else]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newbie

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Mar 16 2007, 06:29 PM, said:

Er... Roar?

I know. It's crazy isn't it?

[FlamingDuck]

Absolutely smashing.

[Nosferatu]

http://www.weebls-st...imate+showdown/

Yes again.

[Sea of Time]

Anyone here play Liero X?

[FlamingDuck]

I used to. Not anymore.

[Sea of Time]

We found a way to use our school's server to play it at school. Because the stupid proxy doesn't let us visit any good internet sites anyway.

[Toasty]

And how did you accomplish that feat? I'd find it pretty hard to install something on our schools computer, but one of the really outdated PC's in our library has a direct link to it... But I wouldn't need to do that since our schools content blocker thingy server is offline, and has been for a while.

[Sea of Time]

The computers in our school division are all connected on a LAN link, so by theory and in reality, we can use the LAN to play games across the school. I've been in accounting and played people across the school in Computer Science. It's awesome.

[FlamingDuck]

Yeah, we got it installed on our schools computers, and we had crazy LAN parties after school. It was intense. Then these annoying kids started shouting across the room at each other, and a teacher uninstalled everything. It was cool while it lasted, though.

[Sea of Time]

It's a good thing our computer teachers don't care.

*watches March Madness on Demand*

[Toasty]

What version did you install? I might try and do that. XD

Not sure if I'd even be able to get anyone at my school to play it, and it'd definately be hard to play it anywhere in the school without getting caught (every computer screen in the school is easily visible by a teacher at any one point in time), but who knows. :D

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Mar 16 2007, 02:08 PM, said:

http://www.weebls-st...imate+showdown/

Yes again.

Weebl didn't make that, just FYI

[Split Infinity]

FlamingDuck, on Mar 17 2007, 10:40 AM, said:

Yeah, we got it installed on our schools computers, and we had crazy LAN parties after school. It was intense. Then these annoying kids started shouting across the room at each other, and a teacher uninstalled everything. It was cool while it lasted, though.

Same thing happened here, which resulted in a permanent ban of Halo Trial. We were playing on the Bloodgulch map, so it was always a mad struggle to capture the Banshees.

[Toasty]

So far, nobody's been crazy enough to try anything like that in the three years I've been going to my school.

I've been crazy enough to try and wiggle my way out of a test program without closing it though. It worked, and it allowed me to access the nav bar at the bottom of the screen. I would've used the windows calculator on a math test, but it didn't have a square root button. :D

[I'm Always BROKE]

Today I went to Amsterdam. And I had an awesome time!! :D First off all, I've tried those Magic Mushrooms where Amsterdam is so famous for! It worked quite well on me, and I saw alot of cool stuff. Ohh and btw, you feel completely empty the first few moments, I had no feeling in my testicles and legs for around 2 hours... I hate that feeling. I'm also pretty drunk at the moment, this message took around 10 minutes for me to write... XD I'm a gonna sleep now.

[Split Infinity]

*skip Diddy*

I never realised that. Anyway, I thought that you said you were the smartest person in your class, Toasty? What's with all this cheating business?

[Toasty]

Because all of the answers weren't a simplifed rational number, they were numbers with decimals, and I'm not about to spend a good twenty minutes figuring out the answer through trial and error. That, and if there's an easier way of figuring it out without a calculator (which I assume there is), we havn't been taught that yet.

[Split Infinity]

You still had a distinct advantage over your classmates, or whoever else was doing the test. If I can't remember how to do a problem, I don't just say 'Well, we probably weren't taught that, so I guess it's okay to CHEAT! Bwahahaha!'

[Someone Else]

In heaven, I'll have a Sniper Rifle and a LOT of free time.

[Toasty]

In heaven, guns will be outlawed in all states. Whether we like it or not. The free time part is plausible though.

Split Infinity, on Mar 16 2007, 06:16 PM, said:

You still had a distinct advantage over your classmates, or whoever else was doing the test. If I can't remember how to do a problem, I don't just say 'Well, we probably weren't taught that, so I guess it's okay to CHEAT! Bwahahaha!'

Except for the fact that I told a lot of other people how to do it. At least, the people who I knew wouldn't rat me out.

[Lightning Star]

I fear this forum has very much gone dead T.T And it's a Friday night, peoples!

Oh yeah, 'cause some people have lives...ehe n.n;

[Someone Else]

Yeah!

[Mars Djinni]

I was out teaching TaeKwonDo just now. Damn, those practise boards hurt.

[Toasty]

Practice. There's no 's'. [/Split]

Meh, I don't have a whole lot to do on the weekends anymore. I think GSSF sucked away my life and soul.

[Mars Djinni]

No, I'm right. I'm Canadian, so I use British spelling. Just like I say "organise".

[The Wind Seer]

Ok....so...now what to do....
*thinks*
*Idea*
So MD how's the animation going on?
(the one that you were suppose to do for me)

[gsninja]

Color/Colour, Organize/Organise, they're all correct. It doesn't matter who uses what. :D

I've been busy with some things lately, like a big project called the ISP and many, many video games. =D

[Aquamarine]

Mr.T, on Mar 17 2007, 03:01 AM, said:

In heaven, guns will be outlawed in all states. Whether we like it or not. The free time part is plausible though.

Actually, in heaven we will be able to do whatever we want, and if we decide to shoot people we won't be able to kill them and they won't get hurt or anything. Oh man, I can't wait!

[gsninja]

Isn't shooting people bad, though, even though you can't hurt them? D=

[TheEnglishman]

*High five*

[gsninja]

Alright!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm running out of ideas for things to say.

[FlamingDuck]

That sucks.

Mr.T, on Mar 16 2007, 08:12 PM, said:

Because all of the answers weren't a simplifed rational number, they were numbers with decimals, and I'm not about to spend a good twenty minutes figuring out the answer through trial and error. That, and if there's an easier way of figuring it out without a calculator (which I assume there is), we havn't been taught that yet.

Toasty, if you have a graphing calculator, you hit math and then ->Frac. It's really easy.

[TheEnglishman]

Woo.

[gsninja]

I never really know what to say here. That why I say random things. :D

[FlamingDuck]

No wai!

The dude in my sig is worshipping a floating orb. Coolio.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america.png

EDIT: My bad.

[The Wind Seer]

Ahh...I'll fix the imgage....

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/america.png

[gsninja]

O.o

[Someone Else]

There are so many things wrong with that image that I don't know wtf it's point actually is.

[FlamingDuck]

What do you mean?

[Someone Else]

Alot happened between the 1700s and today, duh. :D

[FlamingDuck]

Nothing as important as Jimmy Carter being attacked by a giant swimming rabbit.

[Toasty]

Aquamarine, on Mar 17 2007, 05:22 AM, said:

Actually, in heaven we will be able to do whatever we want, and if we decide to shoot people we won't be able to kill them and they won't get hurt or anything. Oh man, I can't wait!

That's a very common misconseption.

And FD, we aren't allowed any calculators for the test, except for the really basic one that the test will put on screen every now and then.

[Gardna]

How could anyone get attacked by a killing rabbit? o.o

[Toasty]

XD!

[Gardna]

You'd have to be a carrot first in order to get attacked by a killing rabbit.

[Toasty]

Maybe he was a mutant space carrot bent on world domination. For all we know, that rabit could've been trying to save the world!

[Gardna]

Jah bless rabbits !

[Toasty]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CARROT SLAYING RABBITS!

[Gardna]

AND SPAMBOTS!!1one

[Toasty]

Screw spambots! Spambots are retarded!

[Gardna]

Spambots ARR retarded.

[FlamingDuck]

http://i12.tinypic.com/3yw7c6w.jpg

[Sea of Time]

*backs away nervously*

[Toasty]

BOOBEHS! *iz mowed down by teh machine gun*

[I'm Always BROKE]

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "i had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

[TheEnglishman]

Fascinating.

[Toasty]

Indeed.

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />FlamingDuck, on Mar 17 2007, 12:56 PM, said:

I don't understand. She has a friggin' machine gun but she's going to kill something by... healing it?

[Toasty]

She's got a nice rack.

[FlamingDuck]

Ahh, Toasty, you and your mammory obsession.

[Toasty]

XD! I have no idea what you just said.

[FlamingDuck]

Simply put: I'm a pirate!

[Toasty]

With boobies booty?

[FlamingDuck]

Uhh...Yaar!

[Sea of Time]

*shakes head*

[FlamingDuck]

*shakes SoT's head up and down*

[Toasty]

*awkward*

[Someone Else]

Anime chicks, there are better out there. But anyhoo.

[Nyktos]

1 + 1 = 4

[Toasty]

Add just one line anywhere but through the = sign to make this true:

5 + 5 + 5 = 550

[Hirosho]

...Doom?...

[Toasty]

Nobody gets it?

[TheEnglishman]

Nope!

[Aquamarine]

Hirosho, on Mar 18 2007, 07:21 AM, said:

...Doom?...

No thanks.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Mr.T, on Mar 18 2007, 01:51 AM, said:

With boobies booty?

Horny lil' *******! :D

[Aquamarine]

From the "Help! I'm confused." topic made by Lemontime:

Eugine, on Feb 19 2007, 11:07 PM, said:

Well, it's pretty evident Toasty and Caael, aren't brothers or related now...

I strongly believe SoT and Toasty are though.

That, my friends, is what I call a burn.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Bah I'm STILL recovering from my trip to Amsterdam 2 days ago... But it was worth it! :D

[Gardna]

Gief triporz t Amsteroadm!!1

[Toasty]

Dance! Too much booty in the pants!

[FlamingDuck]

...I'm scared.

[Toasty]

RAWR!

[FlamingDuck]

*shoots the lion*

Oh crap, was that Mr. T? Oh well, whatever.

[Toasty]

*puts arm through hole in stomach*

[Someone Else]

ILIEKCHINESEFEWD

[Blue]

Lol, I drifted Saturday.

[Toasty]

Kewl. How wurz eet?