[Aquamarine]

No I DIDN'T look at the box!

[Blue]

I'm Charging my sleep.

[Folcon]

*takes a gong into Blue's room and rings it*

No sleepy in the forums.

[Blue]

*takes gong and rams it over escouts head* SLEEP

[Folcon]

*regains consciousness and ***** slaps Blue*

[TheEnglishman]

Hoorah for sleep!

[Split Infinity]

I found Me111 his new avatar:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Snorlax.png

[Toasty]

No? Maybe. Yes? Definately not.

[Mallick]

Well, then,

Spoiler

the black knight is zelgius.

I hope Aqua doesn't look at that! :)

[Someone Else]

OH SHI--

[Someone Else]

OH SHI--

[Someone Else]

...OH SHI--

Piece o' crap forums

[Mallick]

Spoiler

Lord Renning is Bertram. It's funny because it's true.

LOL it'll be funny when Aqua thinks its a spoiler!

[Someone Else]

Spoiler

OH SHI--

[Someone Else]

http://www.syddware....i-bin/pirate.pl

[Folcon]

A sea dog says 't this way:
Kiss me arse ye lad o' a *****.

[Split Infinity]

XDDD

[Nosferatu]

Post.

[Split Infinity]

Wow.

[Folcon]

I like fudge!

[Split Infinity]

One more post until Master Adept!

[Folcon]

yes, then another 2500 till you get a custom title. So what.

[Toasty]

Hey split, guess what? *points to post count and title* :)

I'm over the whole "I need to be a master adept"ness. I'm more worried about getting into the top five.

[TheEnglishman]

Spam King, on Sep 20 2007, 12:38 AM, said:

I found Me111 his new avatar:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Snorlax.png

Quite.

[Folcon]

Today has realy sucked. It rained all day, not heavy rain, but it was constant all day long. In fact, *looks out window* its still raining, but barly. I guess I know what it's like to live in England. Oh well, we kinda needed it.

[Blue]

You guys looking at post counts. If all my posts weren't in the spam forum, I wonder how much I would have.

[Folcon]

I have to wonder the same thing.

[TheEnglishman]

Billions probably.

[Split Infinity]

That's a bit unrealistic.

200,000.

[Toasty]

I know I'd have at east 4000 overall. Blue? It'd take many many years to even match his post count.

escout, on Sep 19 2007, 10:37 PM, said:

Today has realy sucked. It rained all day, not heavy rain, but it was constant all day long. In fact, *looks out window* its still raining, but barly. I guess I know what it's like to live in England. Oh well, we kinda needed it.

You're lucky. It rarely rains here, and we almost never get snow. I prefer Oregon over Washington for the sole fact that it rains more there.

[Blue]

You can all shut up, cuz I live in Arizona. Desert.

[TheEnglishman]

I had a wet and depressing morning. Then the sun came out. Yay!

[Aquamarine]

The graphics of Soul Calibur 4 on PS3 are amazing:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/ZSiegfried2.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

I guess they're a little flash...

[Aquamarine]

Feast your eyes on sexy Sophitia...

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/ZSophitia.jpg

And just look at those lighting effects! Amazing.

[Caael]

Aquamarine, on Sep 20 2007, 08:20 PM, said:

Feast your eyes on sexy Sophitia...

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/ZSophitia.jpg

And just look at those lighting effects! Amazing.

Look at that sideboob!

And look at this sideboob, that turn you on? Well it shouldn't, because that's my sideboob.

[TheEnglishman]

Those clothes aren't well designed for fighting though.

[Aquamarine]

Agreed. These are though:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/ZTaki.jpg

[Someone Else]

Hmm... put a bit of anti-aliasing on those and some quality bump mapping, full HDR and then you'd be talking good graphics. When I say bump mapping, I mean in the cracks on the floor and stuff. But isn't Taki supposed to have perkier nipples? I demand bump mapped nipples!!

With that said, Aqua, do they have physics demonstrations?

[Split Infinity]

Gordo just loves his physics.

[Nosferatu]

Who wants a sammich?

[Split Infinity]

I'm feeling a bit peckish.

[Nosferatu]

I got home around 4:30, and decided to make myself a sammich.

[Split Infinity]

What was in it?

[Toasty]

Sophita's boobehs.

[Split Infinity]

Chewy.

[Toasty]

Steamy.

[Folcon]

Here's a great fighting game idea: Smash Brothers vs. Soul Caliber.

Edit: I'm surprised no one has posted Ivy.

[Split Infinity]

There might be a slight clash of animation styles, but it could work.

Or Nintendo Vs. Capcom.

[Toasty]

Nope. Epic ph4il.

[Nosferatu]

Holy crap. No post in here in over 3 hours.

[Ironsight]

Super-Special-Awsome!

[Folcon]

"My name is Indigo Vantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The movie The Princess Bride was just on and now I got damn lines from the movie stuck in my head.

*looks around for a Montey Python Movie but can't find one*

Damn.

[Ironsight]

Haha

[Blue]

I always have Ace Ventura:WNC lines stuck in my head.

[Split Infinity]

Let's hear some... *snore*

[Blue]

Nah, what about some Bender?
"Bite my shiny metal ass"

[Lemontime]

"When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!"







You all suck :)'

[Split Infinity]

Mah balls.

[Aquamarine]

Wind Dude, on Sep 21 2007, 12:18 AM, said:

With that said, Aqua, do they have physics demonstrations?

Meaning what? What they can do with their bodies?

[Split Infinity]

WD has a picture floating around that demonstrates his point...

[Aquamarine]

Show meh

[Split Infinity]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3144/physicsjc1.jpg

[Aquamarine]

k

Ah yes WD, if you want to see some of that I suggest playing Soul Calibur 2 or 3 and choosing Taki and Ivy. There is a lot of that.

[Split Infinity]

DoA ftw.

[Aquamarine]

You just edited that post. It said kk before

[Split Infinity]

So did you. And I edited accordingly.

[Aquamarine]

... kk

[Split Infinity]

XD

[Aquamarine]

:)

[Split Infinity]

*kicks into a bottomless pit*

[Aquamarine]

no

[Split Infinity]

dis iz sprta

[Aquamarine]

no i'tz no

[Split Infinity]

sprta!!!!

[Aquamarine]

NO I'TZ NO

[Split Infinity]

dine in hell 2nite lol

[TheEnglishman]

Yay! I've got Sonic Rush Adventure!

[Nosferatu]

Is it any good?

[Blue]

Well I guess last night you caught me *bricked*

[TheEnglishman]

Nosferatu, on Sep 21 2007, 06:14 PM, said:

Is it any good?

It's pretty fun on initial impressions, but I can't say I enjoy the way you collect Chaos emeralds in the game.
They've also added an Aussie in the game. :)

[Blue]

Can some one reply in my Story topic in the fan fic forum? I dun want to double post.

[Ironsight]

Hahaha, im posting from my schools library!

[Aquamarine]

LOLOLOLOL GOOD FOR YOU LOLOLOLOLOL

[Blue]

WWWWRRRRRYYYYYY!

[Folcon]

CCCAAARRR.

[Blue]

SSSSPPPPAAAAAAMMMMM

[Folcon]

SSPPOOOOONN!

[Blue]

Dang, I just posted like 3 chapters since like 2 or something this morning. xD

[Folcon]

Blue, on Sep 21 2007, 04:45 PM, said:

Dang, I just posted like 3 chapters since like 2 or something this morning. xD

And they need some editing for spelling and grammer errors.

[Blue]

I'm not an editor. xP

[Folcon]

But you got us to proofread.

[Blue]

Thats true. If you want to proofread and send me edits, I'll gladly accept them. Send them through PM or email.

[Folcon]

sure, I'll do that from now on.

[Blue]

Sounds dandy. Now I must go, I have to work soon. Chapter 6 tonight.

[Caael]

escout, on Sep 21 2007, 10:31 PM, said:

But you got us to proofread.

escout, on Sep 21 2007, 10:36 PM, said:

sure, I'll do that from now on.

LOL CONTRADICTION

[Folcon]

STFU Asswipe

[Someone Else]

IMMA CHARING MY BIOSHOCK

[Caael]

IMMA CHARGING MY SIDE B ATTACK LOLOLOL

[Split Infinity]

IMMA WEARIN MY BLAZAR!!

[Caael]

im in ur fridge
stealin ur food

[Split Infinity]

Shoop da whoop. *kapow*

[Ironsight]

BAM!!!

[Split Infinity]

'Of course, every now and then you wanna knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel. Bam!'

[Ironsight]

Or a Plutonian Slug. BAM!!!

[Split Infinity]

'It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.'

[Ironsight]

CRAZY!!!

[Split Infinity]

Shut up!

[Ironsight]

CRAZY SUPER-SUPER-SPECIAL-AWSOME BAMZ!!!

[Split Infinity]

Bah...I'd rather take a whiz than listen to this rabble.

[TheEnglishman]

Right.

[Nosferatu]

My fingers say "Click the topic link with all the spoilers for Halo 3!" but my brain says "What are you? ****ing dumb? DON'T!"

[Lemontime]

Your brain is dumb, yes.

[Blue]

Yahar?

[Nickelback]

Yahar Halo is ***

[Mallick]

Hi watch

[Aquamarine]

Nickleback is watch? No wonder he hasn't posted in a long while...

[Split Infinity]

He signed up two years ago.

[Aquamarine]

... oh

[Split Infinity]

Although he does have his profile set to Melbourne time. Hm...

[TheEnglishman]

Get Sherlock Holmes!
I've noticed something whilst playing Sonic Rush Adventure. Listen to the music for the boss battle and tell me what you think the words being said are. I swear they're saying 'I'm not ****ing.'

[Blue]

Thats right, your not.

[TheEnglishman]

GARGH! Why must the game have a stupid race thing in it? Can't they just stick to the fun platformer parts?

[Aquamarine]

GARGH! Why do you have to buy crappy Sonic games all the time?

[Wiflewood]

GARGH! Why does everyone have these sh*t things in their sigs, I don't even get them!

[Aquamarine]

GARGH! If you want one go to Toasty's topic in the Art section and ask for one.

[Toasty]

They have them, because they're funny. Or maybe just because they can. Or maybe even because it mocks all of those n00bs at smash boards.

But that's for you to decide.

[Mallick]

*Quotes watch from MapleStory.* Not exact words, I don't have a photographic memory.

"I love nickelback. I even made an account on GSSF with that name."

[Toasty]

O RLY?

[Split Infinity]

HW INTRSTNG...

[Toasty]

What the buck?

[Split Infinity]

ROFL WITH SUGAR ON TOP.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3guZda7nku8&amp...ted&search=

[Mallick]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 22 2007, 10:11 PM, said:

GARGH! Why do you have to buy crappy Sonic games all the time?

It's not a crappy game, just a crappy section in an otherwise great game.
Don't tell me that games like Metroid didn't have sections that you found dull.

[Split Infinity]

So, do you like your new sig thingy?

[Aquamarine]

Me111, on Sep 23 2007, 12:22 PM, said:

It's not a crappy game, just a crappy section in an otherwise great game.
Don't tell me that games like Metroid didn't have sections that you found dull.

This is what I have to say to that:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z153/Aquamarine01/Caged20Pikachu.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

Spam King, on Sep 23 2007, 11:49 AM, said:

So, do you like your new sig thingy?

Do you mean the Vader one? Yeah it's good. Thank ya.

[Folcon]

Spam King, on Sep 23 2007, 04:39 AM, said:

ROFL WITH SUGAR ON TOP.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3guZda7nku8&amp...ted&search=

I wish we had shows like that on American televison.

[TheEnglishman]

...

[Toasty]

LOLZ LEIK DAT IZ AMERICUN TV ROFLMAO

[TheEnglishman]

*Raised eyebrow*
You don't have to watch the entire thing but please watch 01:04-01:13 of this.
:P

[Blue]

Dearly Beloved.

[TheEnglishman]

Beans.

[Blue]

SPARTAAAAA!

[Someone Else]

NOOH

[Toasty]

GRBLASTINGHARDLFUGRITIVELTATERTOTS!

[Ironsight]

YEEEESSSS

[Toasty]

Ewww.....

[Someone Else]

DarkSword, on Sep 23 2007, 04:48 PM, said:

YEEEESSSS

*orgasm*

[Toasty]

Ewww.....

[Someone Else]

Mr.T, on Sep 23 2007, 05:06 PM, said:

Ewww.....

*orgasm yet again*

Darn it. This place is a mess.

[Split Infinity]

I didn't know you could have multiple orgasms...

[Toasty]

I know. Someone needs to clean up all this sticky salty stuff.

*waits for response*

[Ironsight]

Lets vote somebody off the island!

[Someone Else]

I vote myself off. Can we do that? I hate this island.

[Toasty]

*split falls off the island*

I'm sorry ladies and gentlmen, but the polls are closed.

[Split Infinity]

Aaaahhhh! *falls into the Kraken's mouth*

[Toasty]

[/Jack Sparrow]

[Ironsight]

hahaha *points and laughs*

[Split Infinity]

Kraken teeth hurt!

[Toasty]

Jah Mahn.

[Split Infinity]

[/Wind Dude]

[Ironsight]

[/Toasty]

[Someone Else]

[/ANOTHER orgasm]

[Toasty]

[/omg]

[Split Infinity]

WD must have some pretty good material.

[Ironsight]

Its from your Avatar

[Someone Else]

Spam King, on Sep 23 2007, 05:23 PM, said:

WD must have some pretty good material.

Got that right. I could make a living selling this stuff!

[Toasty]

Lay off the Viagra!

[Split Infinity]

Screenshots of a Bioshock mod with Little Sisters in odd positions?

[Ironsight]

[/kinky]

[Someone Else]

My computer's motherboard 'sploded, so that's not it.

And if you make a crack about PC gaming, I'll shove my material down your throat. And THAT will be painfully salty.

[Split Infinity]

Can I joke about other things?

[Someone Else]

Go for it.

[Split Infinity]

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, 'Mommy, can little girls have babies?'

'No,' said his mom, 'Of course not.'

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, 'It's okay, we can play that game again!'

[Someone Else]

Rofl!

[Split Infinity]

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: 'Hoshimota! Hoshimota!' He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to the best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but 'HOSHIMOTA!' Concerned, his partner turns to him.

'What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?'

[Someone Else]

Rofl! Tasuki's gonna like that one.

[Blue]

I'm a Bleachaholic, I'm addicted to Bleachahol

[Split Infinity]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.'
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'

'Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!'

'Good,' said the new husband, 'but, why?'

'You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!'

[Ironsight]

lol

[Split Infinity]

Damn straight.

[Ironsight]

hell yes

[Split Infinity]

Blasphemy!

>_>

[Ironsight]

WORST HOOKERS EVER!!

[R-dog]

Alright, time for one of my random jokes.

A guy and his wife are playing golf. The guy hits the ball and it makes a wicked slice right through someone's window. Feeling bad, they decide to go to the house to apologize to the owners.

The door's unlocked and they go right in. They see that the golf ball went through the living room window and hit an antique bottle. They see its smashed remains on the carpet. They also see a young man sitting on the couch. The wife, thinking that he's the owner, starts to apologize to him, but he interrupts her. "Don't apologize to me; I'm not the owner. I'm a 10,000 year old genie. That bottle held me captive, and now that you have smashed it, I am free." He looks at both of them and says, "Normally, I would grant you three wishes, But since there's two of you, I'll grant you each one wish and keep the third for myself."

This was alright with the couple, so the guy decides to make his wish first. "I wish I had ten billion dollars!" he says.
The genie snaps his fingers and says, "Done. You are now super-rich." He turns to the lady and says, "And for you, ma'am?"

"I wish for a huge mansion in the countryside with servants and massive gardens!" she cries.
Once again, the genie snaps his fingers and says, "Granted. You now have a big, rolling estate."

Then, the genie says, "And now for my wish." He turns to the guy and says, "I wish to have sex with your wife."

Well, the wife didn't have much choice, so she goes upstairs with the genie into the the bedroom. After they did stuff, the genie asks, "By the way, how old are you?"

She says, "My husband and I are both 35."

"Wow! 35 years old and you both still believe in genies!"

[Folcon]

*sigh* Oh how the young minds of the worlds youth have been polluted. But then, who am I to talk.

[R-dog]

It's funny. Admit it.

[Ironsight]

Its this generations fualt were all delinquints

[Folcon]

I don't deny it, but I have read one similer to it, but so much worse. Inhad an old hag of a women claiming to be a witch. Poor guy.

[Toasty]

Lol?

[Ironsight]

....

[Toasty]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!

[Ironsight]

PEANUT BUTTAH JELLAH TIME!

[Split Infinity]

R-dog, that was kind of an anticlimax.

...GEDDIT!?

[Ironsight]

PEANUT BUTTAH JELLAH TIME!

[Split Infinity]

With a baseball bat!

[Ironsight]

I SAY ITS PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!

[Split Infinity]

Okay, STFU now.

[Ironsight]

Yes masah