That Random Topic: Yuki's Infinite Empire
#9814
Posted 23 September 2007 - 08:57 PM
The lady says sadly, "This is the third pet shop I've been to and none have guard dogs. Where can I get a dog to protect my home?"
The owner says, "Actually, we do have one dog left. It's a Yorkshire Terrier, but it knows karate."
He brings out the dog and says, "Watch this." He turns and says to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog does a flying leap at it and pummels it with lightning-fast kicks and punches. Within seconds, the chair is nothing but splinters.
The lady is stunned. Then, she decides to try it. She says, "Karate that lamp!" Again, the lamp becomes nothing but smashed porcelain and glass. Then, the lady says, "I'll take it!"
She brings the dog home. Her husband looks at it and says, "You were supposed to bring home a guard dog! This dog won't scare anything!"
She says, "Yes, but this dog knows karate."
He rolls his eyes and says, "Karate, my ass!"
#9816
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:19 PM
#9819
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:28 PM
#9822
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:36 PM
#9823
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:37 PM
Right now the best thing my computer can ALMOST handle is Counter-strike: Source.
#9825
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:42 PM
#9829
Posted 23 September 2007 - 10:56 PM
#9832
Posted 23 September 2007 - 11:08 PM
#9833
Posted 24 September 2007 - 01:07 AM
#9838
Posted 24 September 2007 - 02:31 PM
#9840
Posted 24 September 2007 - 05:37 PM
Or just plain old "The best thing since ****ing sliced bread."
#9842
Posted 24 September 2007 - 05:58 PM
#9849
Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:15 PM
In my case, shows where people get killed with "points".
#9850
Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:16 PM
#9851
Posted 24 September 2007 - 06:42 PM
#9852
Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:14 PM
#9860
Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:27 PM
#9861
Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:30 PM
#9862
Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:48 PM
#9866
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:44 AM
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/tales/toskor/art/toskor1.jpg
#9871
Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:21 AM
#9874
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:09 PM
SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.
And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.
' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'
This forum pisses me off. Big time.
#9875
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:23 PM
Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 07:09 PM, said:
SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.
And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.
' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'
This forum pisses me off. Big time.
Jeez are you sure you're not overreacting? Get angry over something worthwhile, not someone closing a topic on an internet forum.
#9876
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:37 PM
Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 12:09 PM, said:
SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.
And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.
' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'
This forum pisses me off. Big time.
Liberals Topic - I shouldn't have to answer to you, but I closed this on a report. If the creator of the topic wants that topic closed, it gets closed. That's not my call. Why not open up a new topic in the Current Issues forum, and actually get post count out of it!
What? Topic - The post could have been made elsewhere. Simple as that.
#9877
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:40 PM
Sea of Time, on Sep 25 2007, 07:37 PM, said:
What? Topic - The post could have been made elsewhere. Simple as that. Like where?
#9878
Posted 25 September 2007 - 12:43 PM
And I gave a link when I closed the what topic, try looking before you criticize.
#9879
Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:08 PM
http://www.health.state.ok.us/program/cds/group%20of%20hats.gif
HATS!
#9881
Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:30 PM
#9882
Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:31 PM
EDIT: My hairs mint. Its long but shaved underneath.
#9883
Posted 25 September 2007 - 02:33 PM
STUPID FAT HOBBITS
#9886
Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:31 PM
Caael, on Sep 25 2007, 11:09 AM, said:
SoT has closed 2 topics in one day, for no actual reason. They weren't spam, and just because he hasn't been here doesn't to know doesn't mean he can just close the topic.
And what was wrong with the bloody Liberals topic? It was a nice political debate.
' O FUX NOT ON TOPIC CLOSD'
This forum pisses me off. Big time.
I requested that the conservative T-Shirt topic I opened be closed, because it wasn't un-serious enough. So he did it.
#9887
Posted 25 September 2007 - 03:52 PM
Sorry guys, I wasn't in the best of moods then, and that just sparked my rant.
Sorry.
#9888
Posted 25 September 2007 - 04:03 PM
(Psst! Let's all throw things at Caael when he isn't looking!)
#9890
Posted 25 September 2007 - 04:40 PM
#9892
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:10 PM
Though it probably won't help him :P
#9893
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:14 PM
#9894
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:18 PM
#9897
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:34 PM
#9899
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:35 PM
#9901
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:37 PM
#9902
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:39 PM
#9903
Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:40 PM
#9911
Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:21 PM
I rated it 5.
#9914
Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:02 PM
#9915
Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:10 PM
DarkSword, on Sep 25 2007, 05:41 PM, said:
If anyone decides to join, we'd all make new topics and put one thingy in each.
Plus, to make it harder for them to undo it, we can post some in other topics. The more people involved, the harder it'll be for them to clean up. But they're all n00bs who play SSBM WAY too much.
#9916
Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:14 PM
#9917
Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:48 PM
#9926
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:24 AM
Can we talk about something else now. Like, um...pizza! My favorite pizza topping is Pepperoni. What's yours?
(Wait, did I make a poll on this at sime point?)
#9928
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:31 AM
#9931
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:37 AM
DS is pleased
EDIT: Meh, Split you changed it before i could get you addmmition to my awsomeness in qoute form! D:l
#9935
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:43 AM
Mr.T, on Sep 26 2007, 03:10 AM, said:
Plus, to make it harder for them to undo it, we can post some in other topics. The more people involved, the harder it'll be for them to clean up. But they're all n00bs who play SSBM WAY too much.
I'm already a member there, and i've already got 4 infractions. I'm not going to get banned just for putting sig thigns everywhere.
#9938
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:48 AM
#9939
Posted 26 September 2007 - 12:52 AM
- - -
You have a hot tub? That makes you awesome for a day.
#9942
Posted 26 September 2007 - 09:22 AM
#9944
Posted 26 September 2007 - 10:13 AM
#9945
Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:44 PM
#9949
Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:31 PM
#9952
Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:36 PM
#9953
Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:40 PM
#9954
Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:47 PM
#9955
Posted 26 September 2007 - 05:51 PM
#9959
Posted 26 September 2007 - 09:32 PM
#9960
Posted 26 September 2007 - 09:39 PM
2. It is used to indicate an abbreviation. It's and its have different meanings. It's is an abbreviation of 'it is', while its is an indicator of ownership.
3. It is used to mark quotes or phrases, as seen above.
This is extremely easy to grasp.
#9961
Posted 26 September 2007 - 09:46 PM
#9963
Posted 26 September 2007 - 09:52 PM
That happens alot right?
#9964
Posted 26 September 2007 - 10:07 PM
#9968
Posted 26 September 2007 - 11:32 PM
#9975
Posted 27 September 2007 - 07:44 AM
Quote
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Split - Usually it's in the general configuration menu.
WS - And how is the option called?
Split - The option is called by dialling 911. When somebody answers, tell them your name is Jihad and that today's code is 'taco'.
#9978
Posted 27 September 2007 - 09:18 AM
*menacing laugh*
#9985
Posted 27 September 2007 - 03:20 PM
#9988
Posted 27 September 2007 - 03:54 PM
#9989
Posted 27 September 2007 - 04:05 PM
#9991
Posted 27 September 2007 - 04:09 PM
http://lifeinthemiddle.typepad.co.uk/life_in_the_middle/images/devil.jpg
...........
*facepalm*
#9994
Posted 27 September 2007 - 04:48 PM
#9998
Posted 27 September 2007 - 04:55 PM
Im going to revive that other topic now
....yeah
#10000
Posted 27 September 2007 - 05:26 PM
I WON! I'd like to thank the academy for absolutely nothing!!