[gsninja]

Beef = Win

[Blue]

Yes, your learning the truth of manhood now GS. XD

[Folcon]

Beef, pork, and chicken the three greatest sources of protien. Down with fish.

[Toasty]

Fish is meat. And barbecued Salmon is the BEST fish EVAR. Don't worry, it was just cooked on a grill with some lemon and other stuff. BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS!! *mouth waters*

[Folcon]

fish is not classified as meat, it is classified as fish, just as chicken and turkey are classified as poultry.

Meat would be beef, pork, veil, lamb, and game meats.

[Blue]

I can't believe you guys are arguing over food groups. XD

[TheEnglishman]

Well at least they don't fight to the death over them.

[Blue]

Yeah, thats true...
I feel like Chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

[Sea of Time]

Up, up with people...you meet them wherever you go.

[Somia]

..Sure.

[Sea of Time]

Why do I remember that song from my youth?

[Somia]

Go ask Peter!

[Blue]

You guys are so carazy

[Sea of Time]

Your carafey.

[Somia]

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[Sea of Time]

A carafe.

[Blue]

*Rocks out on air guitar*

[Platinum Sun]

*Assembles air band and blasts t3h r0xx0rz!*

[Aquamarine]

*shoots Blue*

EDIT: *and PS*

[Blue]

*prison shanks Aqua*

[Aquamarine]

:unsure:

[Blue]

Don't look at me like your momma don't feed you.

[Aquamarine]

... wtf?

[Blue]

XD
You heard me.

[Sea of Time]

*throws a carafe at Aqua*

Now you're banned!

[Blue]

Your fired.

[Sea of Time]

That's you are fired.

[Blue]

No thats you are fired from the Spam Cannon
*Fires SOT from Spam Cannon*

[Sea of Time]

I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

*sails away*

[Toasty]

It's peanut buttah jelley time!

[Someone Else]

w/ a baseball bat

[Toasty]

I'ce cream 'n cake 'n cake!

[Nyktos]

Liek o mi god mr t sed cake

[gsninja]

J'ai besoin de quelque chose a boire. Excuse moi. =D

[Folcon]

Pizza rules!! i like Pizza Hut, how about the rest of you?

[gsninja]

Italian pizza destroys every other kind of pizza harder than Samuel Jackson owns snakes on a plane.

[Split Infinity]

That movie got more unnecessary hype than The Da Vinci Code.

[Toasty]

Da Vinci Code = *** cult uprising manifested in a poorly made movie.

Pizza Hut = The slut of all pizza places

Papa Murphey's Take 'n Bake = T3h 0wnz0rs 0f a11 pizza plac3s

[Split Infinity]

Pizza sluts are teh ownage.

And OMG?? The wink smiley lives again! ;)

[Folcon]

Gaaatoorraaade ;)

[Blue]

Gator tag!

[Folcon]

Gatorade is good, i like the red kind how about you all?

[Sea of Time]

Stop asking questions. But I like the...green one?

[Blue]

*Fires LAZAH at SOT*
Shoop da Whoop!

[Sea of Time]

Ouch.

[Folcon]

*throws brick at Blue*

dont shoot lasers at SoT, he cool.

[Aquamarine]

You're wonrg escout. Oh how wrong you are.

[Folcon]

*escout boards shapceship and takes off. Shoots Aqua with a phase cannon blast.*

your right, but i'm cool.

[Sea of Time]

I feel loved.

[Folcon]

*backs away slowly*

[Sea of Time]

Where are you going? *runs after escout*

[Folcon]

*escout pulls out a large silver cross*

stay back demon, I'm warring you.

[Sea of Time]

You're also warning me with that large silver cross.

[Folcon]

*escout hit SoT in the head with silver cross and runs away*

[Sea of Time]

Hey! I commented on your page you ungrateful jerk! *rubs head*

[Folcon]

but i aint in your friends list

[Sea of Time]

Awww, are you feeling lonely? Here, I'll be your friend.

[Folcon]

*escout runs away and boards his ship, sealing the hatch behind him. Then takes off before SoT can get close.*

[Split Infinity]

Loner!

[Sea of Time]

But I thought we were friends!

[Split Infinity]

Who'd want to be friends with you?

[Sea of Time]

You? Hey, let's be friends!

[Split Infinity]

Okay! *plays baseball*

[Folcon]

*escout blasts Spam king with a Gamma Ray Burst, vaporizing him.*

fine SoT, we can be friends,

*draws line across floor*

just stay on that side.

[Sea of Time]

Forget it, escout, being with you is too much of a violent relationship.

Go long, Split! *throws football*

[Split Infinity]

*drops bat and runs into a tree*

[Folcon]

*escout intersepts the ball and runs it down the field for a touchdown.* ;)

[Sea of Time]

Stop wanting to be my friend and then being violent! I'm calling the cops!

[Split Infinity]

You motha****ing ****er, you ****ing ****ed it up the ****ing ***!

[Sea of Time]

*throws a football pass to the cursing Split*

[Folcon]

temper, Split, temper. too much anger can kill you.

[Sea of Time]

Too much anger and a knife.

[Split Infinity]

The moment's gone now... *gets hit in the head*

[Sea of Time]

So we're not friends anymore?

[Split Infinity]

Why not?

[Folcon]

*escout puts away all his toys (wepons) and walks onto the feild*

okay i want to be nice now, but its hard not to get violent in football, want to make it flag football?

[Split Infinity]

Never heard of it. Let's just play Wii Sports.

[Folcon]

you've never heard of flag football. its just like regular football except everyone has a tearaway flag strapped to thier waist. pull of the flag and it counts as a down. useful so no one gets hurt. ;)

[Split Infinity]

That's stupid...

[Folcon]

not in elementary school, where kids are stupid and can easily hurt themselves.

[Sea of Time]

Kids should be beaten.

[Folcon]

and you said i was mean.

[Aquamarine]

k

[TheEnglishman]

I assume you aren't refering to the True Form Of Football (you know the one that actually involves feet) in that little discussion there?
Flag Football sounds exactly the same as tag rugby back in Middle school.

[Blue]

You smell like tag rugby. XD

[gsninja]

Shrek 3 was SO awesome!!!

[Toasty]

Quit posting SoT! I have to surpass you in the TRT! D:

[Nyktos]

4

[Blue]

3

[Someone Else]

7

[Blue]

You killed it WD. *Fires from Spam Cannon*

[Toasty]

Eleventy four!

[Blue]

Shoop da Whoop!!!!!

[Toasty]

IT'S OVER 9000!!

[Blue]

4chan, it makes baby Jesus cry.

[Toasty]

Chuck Norris is his own father.

[Blue]

Chuck Norris did a round house so powerful it broke the time and space barrier and he kicked Amelia Airhart while she was flying over the Atlantic

[Split Infinity]

lol airfart

[Nyktos]

Blue, on May 18 2007, 09:17 PM, said:

Amelia Airhart

Blue can't spell!

[gsninja]

Lol.

[Kitz]

SHIN!! I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR TITLE! I'LL BE THE RAWR-ER NOW! I'LL BE SHIN'S DESCENDANT! >DDDDDDDD -eyes sparkle-

[Kitz]

FINE! I'm on crack, damnit. ;)

[Blue]

O.o
Dude, calm down there... *steals crack* Yoink!

[Somia]

Mhm.
Care to share?

[Kitz]

MY CRACK! D<! -attacks Blue and gives crack to Mia-

Ooo.. Mia getting high. That's a must see. XP

[Nosferatu]

Jack Black wins. I really need to see that movie. It's a crack-induced joy.

[Kitz]

Ooo. What's it about? =o

[Nosferatu]

Just the Pick of Destiny. If you don't know about it.....I'm not explaining. What do I look like? Wikipedia?

[TheEnglishman]

Ar.

[Aquamarine]

Yar.

[TheEnglishman]

I knew you'd say that.

[Blue]

Yar! I got termites in me legs.

[Aquamarine]

Then burn your legs.

[Nyktos]

Nonono, we all know that if you set termites on fire they turn into GIGANTIC MTUANT LASER TERMITES. Whatever that means...

[Folcon]

*escout pulls out a can of bug spray*

Here, use this.

[Someone Else]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[TheEnglishman]

There they are, standing in a row.

[Saturos S.]

Golden brown, texture of sun...

[Aquamarine]

Big one, small one, one as big as your head.

[Kitz]

Yo, Wiki. o.o

[Aquamarine]

Wiki? Wiki!? What does Wiki have to do with anything?

[TheEnglishman]

Noooooooo!

[Blue]

You give a twist, a flick of the wrist.

[TheEnglishman]

That's what the showman said.

[Aquamarine]

The Land of Hope and glory? Pffftt...

[Folcon]

It's a small world after all.

[Sea of Time]

Disney consumes all.

[Aquamarine]

Excuse me?

[Sea of Time]

Do we have a Disney fan here?

[The Wind Seer]

Sea of Time, on May 19 2007, 06:27 PM, said:

Do we have a Disney fan here?

Well, I am not a huge Disney fan...anyways Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney...movie....

[Sea of Time]

The power of Christ compels you to stop watching Disney movies!

[Nosferatu]

Sea of Time, on May 19 2007, 03:39 PM, said:

The power of Christ compels you to stop watching Disney movies!

That means he'll be watching Disney movies still.

[Aquamarine]

Here he is, Dracula in person!

[Sea of Time]

Damn all who spite Christ to hell! Ha!

[Aquamarine]

That's a bit drastic, is it not?

[Sea of Time]

I'm being dramatic. *watches escout burn*

[The Wind Seer]

Sea of Time,
I would like that you didn't make fun of Jesus like that.

[Sea of Time]

Why does everyone take me so seriously?

[The Wind Seer]

Sea of Time, on May 19 2007, 07:13 PM, said:

Why does everyone take me so seriously?

Cause if you are talking about religion and religion is important.

[Aquamarine]

It's not that everybody takes you seriously SoT, it's that everybody takes religion seriously. WAY too seriously.

[Somia]

This topic is suppose to neglect the seriousness!

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, lighten up buddy.

[Somia]

D: Brain fart.

[Folcon]

... ooookaaayy

[Sea of Time]

Escout was where?

[Folcon]

*escout runs into room*

Everybody run! They're coming, They're coming. The Spambots are somming, Everybody run.

*escout runs out of room*

[Somia]

It's my turn to say: "... ooookaaayy."

[Folcon]

*army of spambots charges into the room.*
*escout runs back into room and pulls out a gun and starts shooting, then runs back out of the room."

[Blue]

... escout is on teh crack. XD

[Folcon]

No, just hyped up on too much suger. and maybe a little crack.

[Blue]

Crackalackin. XD

[Folcon]

*escout drinks a glass of super consentrated Gatorade full of extra suger.*

Now thats better then crack

*Holds out a second glass to Blue*

Want some?

[Blue]

Ok! *drinks it and falls asleep*

[Folcon]

*escout shaves a reverse mohawk into Blue's head and shaves off Blue's left eyebrow.*

[Blue]

*implodes*

[Lightning Star]

*De-implodes him*

Yo.

[Blue]

Whats up my sista from the state of eternal burning? XD

[Folcon]

*escout strangles Blue with his Wicked Head Band of Death*

[Split Infinity]

Whats up my brotha from another motha?

[Toasty]

OMG!LOL! I LEIK SUGAR ND ADRENALIN RUSHES!! *bounces off walls*

[Split Infinity]

Did you know JFK had shrivelled adrenal glands before he died?

[Toasty]

Did you know that my adrenalin glands are overactive and oversized? DID YOU?!

[Split Infinity]

I suspected so. Now please see a doctor.

[Toasty]

*empties adrenalin glands on split*

[Split Infinity]

Ew, get your bodily fluids off me!

[Toasty]

...the hell? I did NOT need to know that!

[Split Infinity]

Neither did I, but it's still your fault!

[Toasty]

Don't be pointing fingers at me! You're the one who climbed in bed with him, and now look at you! You're fatter than blimp!

[Split Infinity]

Don't you drag me into one of your mind-conversations now...

[Toasty]

Just because you ate too many big-macs and got fat, doesn't mean I made the pork!

[Split Infinity]

Shut up, I just ate my first Twister in two months!

[Toasty]

Don't lie Jack Thomas Minahan! You feed crackers on saturdays!

[Split Infinity]

Where are you getting this crap?

[Toasty]

Parc is for peanuts!

[Mindpatch]

Gazoodles make you rumble inside!

[Toasty]

I'll have to put you on hold. My gravy's calling.

[Toasty]

Holy crap!

[TheEnglishman]

Lies!

[Aquamarine]

Truths!

Or dares!

[Blue]

v.v
What the heck Toasty, who fed you adreniline for breakfast?

[TheEnglishman]

His mother. She's very mean.

[Aquamarine]

You have no idea...

[Blue]

IMA CHARGIN MAH BLAZAH!

[TheEnglishman]

I hate my blazer. Not very comfy.

[Aquamarine]

:)

[TheEnglishman]

I know.

[Sea of Time]

I'll charge my blazer!

*rubs feet against carpet insanely*

[TheEnglishman]

You can charge mine as well if you want.

[Blue]

I'll charge up my DS! *plugs in*

[Sea of Time]

I wish I had a DS.

[Blue]

Ha Ha! *points and laughs*

[Sea of Time]

>;(

[Blue]

Bwahahahaha! *Fires SOT from Spam Cannon*

[Folcon]

go ahead and charger your blazer, I'm charging my Tasser.

[Sea of Time]

I'm charging my razor!

[Folcon]

*escout shoots SoT with tasser set to max setting*

Eat electricity B****!

[Sea of Time]

Just say *****, then you don't have to reach for the asterisk key!

[Blue]

XD nice one.

[TheEnglishman]

Quite so.

[Folcon]

i'll probaly kick myself for asking this, but what the **** does this XD supposed to mean?