That Random Topic: Yuki's Infinite Empire
#1401
Posted 01 March 2007 - 05:58 PM
#1413
Posted 01 March 2007 - 06:12 PM
*puts on huge headphones*
#1425
Posted 01 March 2007 - 10:01 PM
Improved???
#1429
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:12 PM
See, I was gonna call the exterminator.. but I called the terminator instead. And realizing my mistake, I called the exterminator, but the terminator killed him. So, uh... termite problem =)
#1430
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:13 PM
Yar, now I be needing me self a new leg. Yahar.
#1431
Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:30 PM
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7681/untitled1copylg9.png
#1433
Posted 02 March 2007 - 02:15 AM
#1434
Posted 02 March 2007 - 02:20 AM
#1436
Posted 02 March 2007 - 02:33 AM
#1448
Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:02 PM
#1457
Posted 02 March 2007 - 11:04 PM
#1458
Posted 02 March 2007 - 11:05 PM
We went from 950-1000 in an hour in the old TRT.
#1474
Posted 03 March 2007 - 02:25 PM
Now I wanna see some spam on your next post private! Drop and give me five words!
#1478
Posted 03 March 2007 - 04:17 PM
OOOH! Has anyone played that game where you say a word like apples, and then someone says what they first think of, so maybe "fruit" and someone else says "orange" and then maybe someone says "yellow" and yadda yadda? I have! tis fun :(
*wants to play*
Shadow!
#1482
Posted 03 March 2007 - 04:32 PM
#1495
Posted 03 March 2007 - 06:05 PM
#1497
Posted 03 March 2007 - 06:21 PM
But really, I think he has more of a FLAMING personality IF YADADAIMEAN!
#1499
Posted 03 March 2007 - 07:46 PM
#1513
Posted 04 March 2007 - 01:04 PM
Better???
And where do I get the text and which folder to put the downloaded text
#1514
Posted 04 March 2007 - 01:18 PM
#1522
Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:12 PM
Almost as scary as Split... and he's always scary.
Scary.
#1525
Posted 04 March 2007 - 02:51 PM
When geese fly south, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
#1529
Posted 04 March 2007 - 03:50 PM
...I think.
#1530
Posted 04 March 2007 - 04:04 PM
#1535
Posted 04 March 2007 - 04:40 PM
#1539
Posted 04 March 2007 - 06:49 PM
MORE ELEPHANT JOKES!
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a yellow elephant?
Who's ever heard of a yellow elephant?
Why do elephants wear sandals?
So they don't sink in the sand.
Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
To look for elephants who forgot their sandals.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
Grapes are purple.
What did Jane say when the elephants came over the hill?
"Look, here come the grapes!" (Jane was colorblind.)
What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
"Pack your bags, Jane. Here come the elephants!" Tarzan wasn't colorblind.
What did Tarzan say when the elephants wearing sunglasses came over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
What did Tarzan say when the giraffes came over the hill?
"You pesky elephants fooled me before, but not this time!"
How do you hide an elephant?
Paint his toenails red and put him up in an cherry tree.
Did you ever see an elephant in an cherry tree?
It works, doesn't it?
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.
Why don't elephants make good dancers?
They have two left feet.
What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall?
A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks. [This was voted the #1 funniest joke in Belgium, by the way]
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Bloody big holes all over Australia.
What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
Cold ones.
#1556
Posted 04 March 2007 - 08:38 PM
#1557
Posted 04 March 2007 - 08:42 PM
#1558
Posted 04 March 2007 - 08:52 PM
And the words will be my serect...
#1560
Posted 04 March 2007 - 08:59 PM
Never take anything I say seriously. Ever. Even this. I'm totally not serious about telling you guys not to take me seriously. That's how not serious I am.
#1563
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:05 PM
Nah, it was cynical. After all, I am the king of cynaical!
#1565
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:09 PM
#1567
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:13 PM
#1568
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:15 PM
v I'm better than you
vvvvvvv
That's right you!
vvvvvv
Down there!
#1569
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:34 PM
The joke image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster.png
#1571
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:37 PM
(Kidding)
Fixed the joke kidding image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster-1.png
#1572
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:37 PM
#1573
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:38 PM
@ SoT: I think whether they're related or not depends on what I'm aiming the darts at ;)
#1574
Posted 04 March 2007 - 09:41 PM
Yes I know the Font is bad....that's why I am looking for someone who can tell me to which folder to download the font file
#1589
Posted 04 March 2007 - 10:06 PM
Joke Image:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/The_Sea_King/MarsDjinnimonster-2.png
#1590
Posted 04 March 2007 - 10:29 PM
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#1592
Posted 04 March 2007 - 11:54 PM
#1595
Posted 05 March 2007 - 04:42 AM
BAM!