That Random Topic: Yuki's Infinite Empire
#12004
Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:43 AM
#12029
Posted 13 November 2007 - 03:13 PM
#12030
Posted 13 November 2007 - 03:19 PM
escout, on Nov 13 2007, 02:36 AM, said:
From Con Air-
"Define irony. We're on a plane, dancing to a song, writtin by a band, that died in a plane crash." The song Sweet Home Alabama is playing in the background.
I watched Con Air yesterday, great movie.
#12032
Posted 13 November 2007 - 04:14 PM
*Goes insane*
EDIT: Never mind. I just hadn't plugged them in properly. ;)
#12035
Posted 13 November 2007 - 05:19 PM
#12037
Posted 13 November 2007 - 06:09 PM
#12043
Posted 13 November 2007 - 08:19 PM
#12045
Posted 13 November 2007 - 09:25 PM
escout, on Nov 13 2007, 03:55 PM, said:
Dude of Wind, on Nov 13 2007, 10:17 PM, said:
Okay. you got me, but you know someone was probably going to say it. my best was realy only about 200 or so, i think.
#12048
Posted 13 November 2007 - 10:28 PM
I'm pretty tired right now.
#12049
Posted 13 November 2007 - 11:18 PM
Quote
Gabe put the carcass back out in the alley and went back to business. The mandatory closing time arrived and Gabe was in the process of locking up after the last customers had gone. Approaching the back door he was startled to see an apparition of the old cat mournfully holding its severed tail out, silently pleading for Gabe to put the tail back on its corpse so at it could go on to the kitty afterworld complete. Gabe shook his had sadly and said to the ghost: "I can't. You know the law: I can't retail spirits after 2:00 AM."
#12056
Posted 14 November 2007 - 01:09 AM
#12057
Posted 14 November 2007 - 01:09 AM
#12060
Posted 14 November 2007 - 02:25 PM
A guy comes home seriously drunk, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a roiling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.
"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."
"You liar! There's no such place!"
Guy says, "Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor. Hell, even the urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes, it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!"
#12064
Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:41 PM
#12065
Posted 14 November 2007 - 04:52 PM
#12075
Posted 14 November 2007 - 08:27 PM
#12079
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:02 PM
#12083
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:21 PM
#12095
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:35 PM
Why won't someone RP?
#12097
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:39 PM
Or because we're all too lazy to take the time to post something in an RP.
#12103
Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:52 PM
One slap!
Two Slap!
Two slaps! Ah ah ah ah ah
#12107
Posted 15 November 2007 - 12:44 AM
#12108
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:05 AM
#12109
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:18 AM
Too much Rockman.exe fanfic for me XD
Oh, why hallo thar.
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9903/lolz20catti4.jpg
#12111
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:27 AM
#12112
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:28 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-just15minutes-geico.jpg
I gots eaten by lolcat. ;)
#12113
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:30 AM
#12114
Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:59 AM
#12116
Posted 15 November 2007 - 03:37 AM
#12117
Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:44 AM
*hides in shame for not haveing a cat picture to post*
#12119
Posted 15 November 2007 - 12:04 PM
or
www.lolcats.com
Go.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-ice-cream-man.jpg
#12126
Posted 15 November 2007 - 07:48 PM
Freaking amazing. I'm speechless... The Mona Lisa on MS Paint was amazing, as was the ketchup and fries painting.
#12127
Posted 15 November 2007 - 07:50 PM
ihatekraden, on Nov 15 2007, 08:48 PM, said:
Freaking amazing. I'm speechless... The Mona Lisa on MS Paint was amazing, as was the ketchup and fries painting.
We've seen this before my friend.
#12128
Posted 15 November 2007 - 08:28 PM
#12130
Posted 15 November 2007 - 08:34 PM
#12131
Posted 15 November 2007 - 08:35 PM
ZORDON'S GONNA GET YOU!!
#12133
Posted 15 November 2007 - 08:40 PM
#12135
Posted 15 November 2007 - 08:50 PM
Can you find a decent sideview of Calvin's head, and a decent side view of Hobbes, and then post them? In the next five minutes? GO! They should be talking.
#12138
Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:07 PM
Sea of Time, *****es, Sea of Time.
#12140
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:53 AM
#12146
Posted 16 November 2007 - 01:33 PM
#12168
Posted 16 November 2007 - 04:39 PM
SO who here's watched 2 Girls 1 Cup?
#12170
Posted 16 November 2007 - 04:41 PM
#12177
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:06 PM
EDIT: Missing out? I wish I never watched that!!!
#12179
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:08 PM
#12185
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:11 PM
Hell, if you want to see boobs Caael, just Google Image Search it.
#12187
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:13 PM
#12188
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:14 PM
Don't think in any way I enjoy this stuff. But if you want to test your gag reflex, it's the place to go. I'm more doing it as a challenge between friends, who can stand it the longest.
#12191
Posted 16 November 2007 - 05:15 PM