[Aquamarine]

Hey! When the hell did Blue join your team!?! Grrr, I'm going to destroy you if it's the last thing I do!!

Whoever wants to join me can say in this topic or, better yet PM me.

[Sea of Time]

Blue joined me by telepathy. My power is complete. You have none.

[Aquamarine]

Ha! You idiot! Blue must have PM'd you to join right? In the "Fight Club" topic you said that the Fight Club can only be spoken about in TRT and the same "Fight Club" topic. You screwed yourself!

[Sea of Time]

MSN dumbass. It's called MSN, that's called a private conversation. Confidentiality. Are you stupid? *slaps*

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 1 2006, 08:05 PM, said:

Oh, and by the way, Me111. I said that I would beat you up if I got five people to join. Guess what, for your insolence, you will be digitally beaten to a pulp the next time we're online at the same time. Or anyone else in the Fight Club.

Great. I have one person making fun of the fact that Man U lost the premiership, and another beating me up cause I didn't give a damn about his fight club. And I've gotta go to the dentist tomorrow. :D
Why do you hate me God?

[Sea of Time]

Man U rules! You're a fan? God damn, I can't beat you up now!

[Aquamarine]

Oh......... Well you still said that it can ONLY be discussed about in the two said topics. I F***ED YOU UP!!

[Sea of Time]

MSN is confidential, the off-topic forum is not. Therefore, you are stupid. *slaps*

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 1 2006, 09:34 PM, said:

Man U rules! You're a fan? God damn, I can't beat you up now!

Woo! I'm saved! Oh and I might join your club, if I get that cookie I was promised...

[Sea of Time]

Okay, but I'm going have to make your title cookie whore ok?

[TheEnglishman]

Hell no! That's wrong on many levels... You're gonna do it anyway aren't you?

[Aquamarine]

JOIN MY CLUB ME111!!! YOU'LL GET ALL THE COOKIES YOU WANT!!! I SWEAR!!!

[Sea of Time]

He's already on my list, Aqua. His bond is complete.

Face it, I'm more active then you and I started my Fight Club first. You just can't win.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on May 1 2006, 09:38 PM, said:

JOIN MY CLUB ME111!!! YOU'LL GET ALL THE COOKIES YOU WANT!!! I SWEAR!!!

That grovelling is just creepy. I'd rather have no cookies than... um.. something... I'M NOT JOINING YOUR CLUB!

[Sea of Time]

See. You're so uninviting, Aqua, even the cookie whore doesn't want to join your club. :D

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 1 2006, 09:40 PM, said:

See. You're so uninviting, Aqua, even the cookie whore doesn't want to join your club. :ph34r:

Ah thanks. You make me sound so nice. :D

[Sea of Time]

Hey, I gave you a 9/10. I deserved to give out that remark. (:D

[Aquamarine]

:D

Someday somebody will join my club... I hope...

[Sea of Time]

... Someday, somehow....

Great Nickelback song.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.mactavishland.ca/pictures/tumbleweed.jpg
Sea of Time's Aqua's fight club.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah. I actually thought that would be me once. We prospered though. And we got a cookie whore! *pats Me111 on head*

*gives cookie*

There you go, little one.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm not little! *Sleep's in cot*
And just so you know: Man United 0-0 Middlesborough :D

[Sea of Time]

Is that a final score?

[TheEnglishman]

Only about 3 minutes left. Man United missed a penalty right at the start of the match. :D

[Sea of Time]

Oh, I see. Well, good luck! :D

[TheEnglishman]

I think it's a little late for that. Apparently Wayne Rooney won't play for England in the World Cup. It brings our chances of winning to about zero.

[Sea of Time]

Oh well. What are you gonna do.

LAKERS WON!!!! KOBE HIT THE SHOT!

At least my favorite team is winning. :D

[TheEnglishman]

Great for you.
That match finished 0-0.

[Saturos S.]

Man-u isn't having a good season anyway. Arsenal is doing even worse though (men, the women won the FA cup.)

[Split Infinity]

Man-who?

[EDIT] Oh, you mean England. >_>

[Sea of Time]

How incredible....

[Yuki]

how indupitableyh =O

[Sea of Time]

Let's take this topic in another direction.

I suggest Bill Cosbah.

[Yuki]

i like quesadillas =)

[Golden Djinn13]

I hate to see happy people...with quesadillas

[Golden Djinn13]

^ I hate him so much. He is such an imposter

[Yuki]

your sock is an imposter

[Golden Djinn13]

Yuki = Girly girl = socks

[Saturos S.]

Anyone feel like playing Forum Football?

*takes out the ball and makes two goals*

[Mindpatch]

No.. let's play HUXTABAHLS!!!

[Saturos S.]

YAY!!! and that is?

[Mindpatch]

It's the same game as BILL COSBAH but then it includes all the HUXTABAHLS.

[Saturos S.]

Hi, my name is.... WHAT? my name is.....

[musicman2059]

Would both the real slim shadies please shut up?

[Aquamarine]

His palms are sweaty
knees weak arms are heavy
there's vommit on his sweater already
mom's spaghetti

Or something. O_O

[Sea of Time]

Something tells me it's not sweater. :P

[TheEnglishman]

I suggest a nice walk along the beach.

[Aquamarine]

................... Me111, I'm the type that likes girls. I think SoT will want to acompany you on that walk though.

[Sea of Time]

I suggest you shut the hell up. :P

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 2 2006, 05:28 PM, said:

I suggest you shut the hell up. :D

Agreed. I was just typing the first thing that came to my head.
Am I really not funny most of the time? :P

[Sea of Time]

You're mildly funny. You're the kind of funny where you smile and not laugh. Am I funny? You can tell the truth I really don't care.

[TheEnglishman]

Good point. Why should I care if I'm funny? I'm sure people respect me anyway! *Get's pelted with eggs*

[Sea of Time]

You didn't answer my question.

[TheEnglishman]

Oh sorry. I guess you have your moments.

[Sea of Time]

Well, that's good. You do too. :P

I have a feeling Aqua will come in soon to wreck this peaceful conversation.

[TheEnglishman]

I know. I'm just trying to keep calm until he runs in and starts rambling on.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, about Bill Cosby or something.

[Aquamarine]

AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Anyway, I'm sorry If I insulted you Me111, it's not always bad not being funny all the time! I mean, some people try and be funny and go over the top with it. Even if you're not as funny as some other people here I still think you're interesting. Don't forget I did give you a high score.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah. Some people just try to be funny way too hard.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on May 2 2006, 05:51 PM, said:

Anyway, I'm sorry If I insulted you Me111, it's not always bad not being funny all the time! I mean, some people try and be funny and go over the top with it. Even if you're not as funny as some other people here I still think you're interesting. Don't forget I did give you a high score.

Man it's ok. I was glad to get a good score. You haven't insulted me.
I guess what've I said might seem unfair. Umm... here *Gives cookie* Now we're even.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, Aqua. You should be proud. The cookie whore actually gave away one of his coveted cookies to you. :P

[Aquamarine]

Thanx! *Eats cookie*

And yes SoT, I know! :P

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 2 2006, 05:53 PM, said:

Wow, Aqua. You should be proud. The cookie whore actually gave away one of his coveted cookies to you. :D

:P Must not get angry...

[Sea of Time]

I just can't believe it. The cookie whore!

[TheEnglishman]

Must not harm... the doctor told me it was wrong...

[Sea of Time]

Cookie WHORE!!!!

*eats cookies*

You want one? They're soooooo good. I know you do, cookie whore.

[Aquamarine]

This is gonna get ugly...

[Sea of Time]

Come on, Me111. Hit me! Show me your ****ing ANGER!

*gets in judo stance*

[Aquamarine]

He ain't wanna hit youz sOt. He be cwybaby!!

[TheEnglishman]

HELL YEAH! *Shoots SoT*

[Sea of Time]

THERE'S NO ****ING WEAPONS IN FIGHT CLUB!

*grabs weapon*

*breaks*

PUNCH ME!

[TheEnglishman]

Fine. *Punches SoT*
Can I go now? I'm tired.

[Sea of Time]

Good. That's your initiation. Now I know you are ready to be a member of Fight Club. That is all. You may go.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.cookiesinheaven.com/images/cookies/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
These have become the bane of my existance.

[Aquamarine]

That's it!?!? I thought you were gonna destroy each other!!! Oh well... Hopefuly another time.

[Sea of Time]

In Fight Club, we're all friends. Friends bound in their anger at "the man". We could never beat up members of our own brethren.

[TheEnglishman]

Well that would be good for you. With SoT dead you'd steal his club! *Put's on detective hat* I'm onto you!
Damn SoT replied before me.

[Aquamarine]

Me111 knows my secret... I must escape! *runs away*

[Sea of Time]

You can't kill me. Ryu can attest to that. She tried to stuff Luffy in my mouth but it didn't kill me. My ultimate fanfiction powers make me invincible. I'm just unkillable.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.nuklearpo...php?date=030529 *points to last panel on comic*

[Sea of Time]

Are you black mage? Or are you the one that has his share of the cookies?

[TheEnglishman]

I guess I'd be Black Mage. It'd be pretty cool anyway.

[Sea of Time]

But you're a cookie whore? How can you be denied cookies?

This post has been edited by Sea_of_Time: 02 May 2006 - 11:17 AM

[TheEnglishman]

I'll be fine. I'm trying to cut back anyway.

[Sea of Time]

Well, good luck. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

...

*offers cookie*

[Aquamarine]

Good idea Me11. Having so many cookies isn't good for your health...

[TheEnglishman]

STOP TEMPTING ME!

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, you fatty.

[TheEnglishman]

Stop being so mean!

[Sea of Time]

What's wrong fatty didn't get your cookies?

*waves plate of freshly baked cookies with chocolate chips melting out of the cookies on to the plate, smell wafting to the ceiling*

Mmmm, smells good, want some fatty?

[Aquamarine]

You lie SoT! You haven't even got those cookies!

[Sea of Time]

Oh, but I do. I just baked them. And they smell sooooo good.

*smells*

You want some fatty? They're all for you. :P

[Aquamarine]

Once again you lie! You don't even know how to bake! Don't believe him Me111!!!

[Sea of Time]

I do so know how to bake!

*slaps*

Don't insult my baking skillz!

[Aquamarine]

Ouch...

Don't fall for it Me111!!! I tells you he liez!!!

[Sea of Time]

Me111 is gone. v.v No more cookie whore.

[Aquamarine]

He could've at least said goodbye... :P

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, what a mean guy, huh?

[Aquamarine]

Yeah... He's not gonna get a 8.5 from me again! :P

Anyway, I'm hungry... See you around SoT!

[Sea of Time]

Alright, later, Aqua. *stands alone in desert*

[Saturos S.]

Uhmm... yay?

[Sea of Time]

Yeah. Yeah....

[musicman2059]

<<

>>

Pie

[Someone Else]

I am the Milkman. My milk is DELICIOUS.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on May 2 2006, 06:48 PM, said:

Yeah, what a mean guy, huh?

I'm mean?! You kept calling me 'fatty'!

[Sea of Time]

Telling the truth doesn't make me mean.

Wind Dude, on May 2 2006, 02:10 PM, said:

I am the Milkman. My milk is DELICIOUS.

You're sick.

[Mars Djinni]

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

[Yuki]

=O

Who knew that MD can bring nerds to the yard.
Do you even have a yard to bring nerds to? >=O

[Mars Djinni]

I have a yard, but I wouldn't bring nerds to it :P

[Yuki]

not even to trade pokemon cards?
;_;

i saw these 19 year old guys playing with yugi cards
and it was an intense game....

XD sad.

[Someone Else]

Sea_of_Time, on May 2 2006, 01:38 PM, said:

Telling the truth doesn't make me mean.



You're sick.

Now, what's wrong with a milkman providing milk?

[musicman2059]

That is the worst parody of the worst song ever.

[Yuki]

my milkman is a tramp.

[musicman2059]

S> Milk (Whisper Love_Guardian_Yuki)

[TheEnglishman]

Mars Djinni, on May 3 2006, 02:40 AM, said:

My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard

Freaky. I saw that the other day. :P

[Blue]

Wasn't there suppose to be a fight club.
*Hits Me111 in the shoulder*

[TheEnglishman]

Yeah and I'm in it! Don't hit me!

[Blue]

Oh, sorry.
Who else is in this bloody club?
*Clubs Aqua over the head with WD*

[Saturos S.]

Check the fight club topic. :P
*Rise kicks Blue on the chin*
You might want to join aqua's fight club as he only has one memberm

[Mindpatch]

I'd ask SoT to get into his club but he won't let me, I was the first operation you see :P .

[Saturos S.]

Then just join Aqua's fightclub....
We need some competition. :P

This post has been edited by Saturos Striker: 03 May 2006 - 03:57 AM

[Someone Else]

OMG *kills everybody*

Now what?

[Aquamarine]

I HAVE NO FIGHT CLUB NO MORE!!! SOT RUINED IT AND THUS DESTROYED MY LIFE!!! HE HOLDS THE MONOPOLY ON FIGHT CLUBS!!!HE RULES THE INDUSTRY WITH AN IRON FIST!!!.........................................




But if you want to join I'll make it again. :P

[Saturos S.]

Uhmm... sure I'll backstab SoT.

*literally backstabs SoT*

Mwuahaha, you shouldn't have eaten my cookie.

[Aquamarine]

So are you gonna join Saturos!? *Looks expectantly*

[Saturos S.]

Yes, I'll join. I feel like a guerilla now.

*Hides in bushes and waits to ambush someone*

[Aquamarine]

YAY!!! I mean... *must look calm*

SEE YOU AT THE BATTLEFIELD SOT!!! When I get a few more people...

[Mindpatch]

I brought the world of fightclub to GSSF, and I'll take it from you!
Mwuahahahah, MWUAHAHAHAHAA!! *echoes*

[Saturos S.]

The rebellion is rising.... *mysterious voice*

That means your joining us, mindpatch?
Your not in a fightclub anyway.

This post has been edited by Saturos Striker: 03 May 2006 - 10:05 AM

[Aquamarine]

Do you want to join my team Mindpatch? You get free dental AND a hot cookie!

[Mindpatch]

Ah, hot cookie. I'll join you. I'll be a friggin' cadet.

[TheEnglishman]

Your all so silly! You'll soon release your mistake...

[Saturos S.]

We get hot cookies and milk. You don't get anything, who's making a mistake, eh? (retorical question)

[TheEnglishman]

Hot cookies and milk? That certainly sounds like the food that fighters would eat. :P

[Mindpatch]

Me111, on May 3 2006, 07:49 PM, said:

Your all so silly! You'll soon release your mistake...

Your all so silly?!
You mean our all so silly!
We stole it from ya!

[Someone Else]

Aqua, I don't think Mindpatch litterally meant he wanted to be "friggen" cadet. :P

But it's funny!

[TheEnglishman]

Bizarre.

[Sea of Time]

Leaving my club with a good reason is one thing. Joining Aqua's club? Intolerable. You are now the subject of our first official operation. Good luck, and we hope you choose to disperse.

[Mindpatch]

board stats said:

Board Stats Our members have made a total of 170710 posts

That's two 0's two 1's and two 7's.... strange eh?

[Sea of Time]

Do I really need to state again that you're not funny?

[TheEnglishman]

La!

[Sea of Time]

Shortest...post....EVER

What follows will be newer members attempting to make even shorter posts. Watch.

v v v

[TheEnglishman]

Oh noes! SoT made a mistake!

[Sea of Time]

Meh. It happens. If a n00b had been online, I guarantee it would have happened.

[TheEnglishman]

Ah well. Never mind. MAN I FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN OVEN HERE!

[Sea of Time]

You're a chronic exaggerator.

[TheEnglishman]

I guess I am. Ah well.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, you're incredibly boringly agreeable today. I gave you a damn promotion. Show some damn emotions! :P

[TheEnglishman]

I'M NOT ****ING AGREEABLE! *Run's around wildly*

[Sea of Time]

XD Runaway Me!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm not a bloody train.
http://www.worldofbubble.com/images/thomas_tank_engine.jpg
He is the best train ever.

[Mindpatch]

Sea_of_Time, on May 4 2006, 04:23 PM, said:

Do I really need to state again that you're not funny?

I was making a statement not a joke. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

Bah.

[Yuki]

sheepies.

[Golden Djinn13]

Will that be a Deal or No Deal?

[Mindpatch]

It will be a King Deal.

[TheEnglishman]

Golden Djinn13, on May 5 2006, 01:50 AM, said:

Will that be a Deal or No Deal?

That program is worryingly addictive. :blink:

[Mindpatch]

What's it about?

[TheEnglishman]

It's pretty hard to explain. You're just gonna have to watch it.

[Mindpatch]

Where? I'm not sure we have it in The Netherlands...

[TheEnglishman]

Oh yeah I forgot where you lived. I know it's on in England and in that small place over the water. 'Amarika' or something like that. :blink:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38688000/jpg/_38688451_noel_150.jpg
This guy hosts it. (The one on the left)

[Aquamarine]

I'm going to defend my fellow warrior Saturos Striker with my life SoT!!

Anyone alse wanna join us in the battle for freedom and then after that total domination?

[TheEnglishman]

Oh noes! I missed Deal or No Deal! My life has no meaning!

[Sea of Time]

Fight Club is over, Aqua. Just cease and desist.

[Aquamarine]

Oh... Me sad.

[Sea of Time]

I already called an Mod, and it would be nice if you closed down your Fight Club too. I mean, I know the temptation is there to just start a new TRT Fight Club but really, there's no point.

[Aquamarine]

I don't think there's any need to stop our Fight Club thingy. I mean, if we did it only in the Fight Club topic, than it's ok, isn't it? And also, I'm sorry if it's my fault you want to close your FC, I'll destroy my one so that you don't have to do that. *throws atomic bomb onto headquarters*

;_;

[Sea of Time]

Well............I mean, what are we gonna do? I can't control what members say to other members and *shrug* I've got better stuff to do on this forum than pretend to be abusing someone.

[Aquamarine]

Ok... If that's what you really want... But my Fight Club is long gone and the one you made was interesting and funny, so I don't think there's any need to forget about it.

[Sea of Time]

Hmmm...maybe you're right. I have a history of making quick decisions that I've never really fully backed. Let's keep the topic open a little longer, (you can't make one though, it'll just confuse things again) and see how it goes.

Also, we can merge our groups and make one big core member group. :blink:

[Aquamarine]

That's the spirit! No need to throw a good idea down the drain! But I don't think I'll get too involved now... Maybe I would just f**k everything up again.

[Sea of Time]

Too late. You're already vice-dictator. Check the topic. :blink:

[Mindpatch]

Wouldn't it just be better if we had a big ffa?

[Sea of Time]

FFA? Remind me what that is?

[Mindpatch]

Free For All...

[Aquamarine]

It's already done Mindpatch. There's no turning back now.

[Sea of Time]

A free for all with you involved.....

I'm pretty sure that would be against the rules...

[Mindpatch]

:blink: that was not so nice of you...

[Sea of Time]

[sarcasm]

I'm sorry Mindpatch, your FFA idea was very good. You are full of good ideas. You are going to get a promotion...........

[/sarcasm]

[Mindpatch]

[opposite of reality]

Why thank you you're very nice, I wan't to buy you lots of presents
and be your slave for ever.

[/opposite of reality]

[Sea of Time]

What's the opposite of slave? I stupid.

[Mindpatch]

How about..non-slave... ? ^_______^

[Sea of Time]

You smart. *pats on back*

I like you. You so smart your brain asplode out your head. :blink: Smart smart smart.

[Aquamarine]

He can be the scientist of our Fight Club!!!

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, he so smart. :blink:

Bye bye everybody.

[Mindpatch]

thatha

[Someone Else]

*smirk* He said ta-ta...

[Split Infinity]

The opposite of a slave is a master. And the opposite of master ball is poke ball. And the opposite of pokemon is digimon. And the opposite of digital is analog. And the opposite of analog is the D-Pad. And the opposite of the D-Pad are the function buttons. And the opposite of the function buttons are the shoulder buttons.

I don't know what the opposite of shoulders is. :blink:

[Toasty]

Yo mamma's the opposite of shoulder!!........

I know!! MP kan be our steroid/energy drink/something scientist!! yeah!! that'll work!!

[Someone Else]

Hey, you listed two opposites of the D-Pad...

[TheEnglishman]

I really wish I had something interesting to say.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah... Me too... O_O

[TheEnglishman]

Don't tell me you've never tried Cheese Rolling?

[Mindpatch]

That guy.. has no life... at all.

[Aquamarine]

No, I haven't. And I never will.

[Mindpatch]

Hahah, let's all spam [email protected].

[Aquamarine]

Let's not.

[TheEnglishman]

I agree with Aqua.

[Saturos S.]

If you had made a link it might have worked better.

I here a lot about these mass spam actions from my friend and it somehow seems really... sad to me. What's the fun in spamming a forum so it will lose it's members and might be shut down?
How would you feel if they did it to your favourite forum?

....

Kinda serious post for the random topic. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed it was.