[Mars Djinni]

CLAUDE!

[Sea of Time]

JEAN-CLAUDE? MAIS OUI!

[Mars Djinni]

JEAN DE LA FRAUD-CLAUDE? MAIS POURQUOI?!

[Aquamarine]

VIVA LA FRANCE!

Yeah, that's about all the French I know.

[Sea of Time]

COMMENT CA VA?

[Aquamarine]

Oui, oui!

[Sea of Time]

Just to recap:

SoT: How are you?
Aqua: Yes, yes!

[Blue]

Hey look, its cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Aug 31 2006, 07:58 PM, said:

COMMENT CA VA?

Ca va bien, et toi?
That's my entire french vocabulary. :blink:
This place is crazy. Either I come on just as SoT or vice versa. Nutty.

[FlamingDuck]

How absurd. I wish my ear would stop hurting.

[Somia]

Acid feels good huh FD?

Who said long live France? Please raise your hand for a free punch in the face.

[TheEnglishman]

Somia, on Aug 31 2006, 09:11 PM, said:

Acid feels good huh FD?

Who said long live France? Please raise your hand for a free punch in the face.

After the punch you'll recieve a good kick from me.

[Aquamarine]

*raises hand* I didn't mean it though! I don't want France to live long either! I just wanted to wow you with my amazing French skills.

Sea_of_Time, on Aug 31 2006, 09:01 PM, said:

Just to recap:

SoT: How are you?
Aqua: Yes, yes!

Well, how the hell can I know what "COMMENT CA VA?" means!? I mean yes, I did study French for 5 years at school, but that doesn't mean I should know what you said.

[Nosferatu]

1. French/ France SUCKS. Period.
2. World War III doesn't start until the French surrender.

[TheEnglishman]

They've got good bread though...

[Nosferatu]

French/ France sucks. And so does Quebec.

I mean, come ON. They want to split from Canada, but nobody wants them. Not France or the U.S.A. Why? Because they speak FRENCH. French SUCKS.

But, enough of that. I need to kill something.

[TheEnglishman]

*Holds out small baby*

[Somia]

*Take the small baby*

Me111, you need a good smack on the head.

[TheEnglishman]

Meanie! No I am not crying!
*Runs away*

[Somia]

...o_o

Becareful not to get eaten by Nosfera--

"%#^#@#$@#$"

*cough* I warned him.

[TheEnglishman]

Everything isn't coming up roses, I must say.

[Somia]

I meant becareful. =x

Oh well, comissons are tiring.

[Split Infinity]

I want to know what RSS means.

[Eugine]

I see you like the Sentinel split... *points at sig*

[Split Infinity]

That was a great movie. And wtf...? Firefoz recognises sideways scrolling as back and forward!?

[FlamingDuck]

Owwww.

WikiHow=best thing since, well, things.

[Nosferatu]

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/4346/oblivionshadowwn7.png

Fear the ghost rider.

[FlamingDuck]

This deserves an honerable mention for most annoying thing ever. A million thank yous!

[Nosferatu]

YES. It sure does deserve it.

[Split Infinity]

*blams*

[Toasty]

.........WTF?!?!

I'm at 2700 thank you's right now....<.<;;;

[Somia]

Currently at 15k. @_@
Gee, I need a life.

[Nosferatu]

They don't sell those here.

[Mars Djinni]

I let it stop at 10 000.

[Somia]

Alritee, 40k is enough.

[Split Infinity]

Is that your final answer?

[Nosferatu]

It's funny how quickly the "in" thing changes. First you were "un-cool" if you didn't have an XBox, then you were "un-cool" if you didn't have a PS2.

People who think like that are media sheep.

[Blue]

*sigh*
Today is a good day to die...
v.v

[Aquamarine]

Why are you so blue... Blue? GEDDIT!? Hahahahah!! That was so original! Geddit, why are you... Blue...? Oh, just forget it...

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 1 2006, 09:02 AM, said:

Why are you so blue... Blue? GEDDIT!? Hahahahah!! That was so original! Geddit, why are you... Blue...? Oh, just forget it...

Believe me I've already erased it from my mind.
Ergh. Doing work on a Friday. I've gone against everything I believe in.

[FlamingDuck]

Way to renounce all your beliefs.

[TheEnglishman]

I have little choice. :blink: Believe me if I had more time I'd do it on a different day.

[Somia]

I'm going to (Paramount Canada's) Wonderland today. n.n

I hope I don't die on the dropzone....o.o

[FlamingDuck]

I now have 80,000 thank yous. I think its official. I desperately, passionately need a life.

[TheEnglishman]

That is one nutty little thing.

[FlamingDuck]

20,000

Someone come save me...

[Blue]

"Somebody saaaaaaaaaave me."
XD

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.zestuff.com/images/d_18.jpg

[Mars Djinni]

LOL.

[TheEnglishman]

Are you laughing out loud sir?
Hard to type with a lolly in your hand.

[Blue]

Spam! *shoots balls of spam at people*

[Caael]

* blocks spam ball* * Fires more spam back*

[FlamingDuck]

329,000

Crap. I'm still addicted. According to my friend, it will take me 99 weeks to get to a million. According to me, It will take 16.5 hours. Anyone care to actually figure it out? I think it goes about a thousand per minute.

[TheEnglishman]

FlamingDuck, on Sep 1 2006, 09:34 PM, said:

329,000

Crap. I'm still addicted. According to my friend, it will take me 99 weeks to get to a million. According to me, It will take 16.5 hours. Anyone care to actually figure it out? I think it goes about a thousand per minute.

Hmm... well calculating the amount of thank yous against the amount of time it would take to reach a million, factoring the possibility of time stopping.... I'd say you're an idiot for still using this. :blink:

[Caael]

Well, i'll leave it on overnight. If its at 1 million, your friend is wrong, my ducky friend.

[TheEnglishman]

Isn't it kind of freaky though. You try and sleep, but all you can hear is 'thank you' over and over again.

[FlamingDuck]

It'll make getting gifts so much easier if "thank you" is permanantly burned into your subconscious memory though! I doubt I'm gonna get to sleep tonight...crap.

[Toasty]

It goes at about 10 thnkyou's a second, so according to that, it should take 1.157407 days, or 27.77 hours, or 1666.66 minutes, OR, 100,000 seconds to get to a million thank you's. Did that on a claculateor. Underlined numbers repeat forever in that sequence, i.e.: 407 would be 407407407407407407407.......

[Sea of Time]

Sense! STOP MAKING SENSE!

[Toasty]

Who says I'm making sense?!?! If I was making sense, then would it really make sense? because I know that if I DON'T make sense, then I'm not making sense anymore, now am I? That leaves a very important question though, if I make sense, does it REALLY make sense? or does it make nonsense. Or does this post even make sense?!?! * eats a slice of blue cake *

[Sea of Time]

That's much better. There was no sense in that post.

[Toasty]

Thank you....wait....did you even read it ALL? Becasue if you didn't, you should. Unless you don't want to. But then you wouldn't since you don't want to, which would be bad because you should, which is really important. But even if it IS important, would you even read it then? Or would you toss it aside? Descisions descisions descisions. Should you decide to make it important, then read it, because it is important. Do you understand?

[Mars Djinni]

Keep posts below 5 words here, please.

[Toasty]

....Is that a threat?

[Nosferatu]

*rips off T's nose*

That wasn't a threat. But it must have hurt.

[Toasty]

* slaps Nosferatu with a wet noodle * BON'T BAKE BY NOBE!!! * grabs nose, super glues it back on * There. That's better. *nose falls off* o.o;;;

[Nosferatu]

Your noodle of wetness is no match for my tree branch of darkness.

[Mars Djinni]

And my mod badge of awesomeness?

[Nosferatu]

*snatches the badge* No more badge for you.

[Mars Djinni]

*vaporises and reappears back on my shirt*

=)

[Nosferatu]

*takes a flame thrower and burns your shirt*

Go get yourself another shirt.

[Somia]

You need a new hobby.

Aieee.

[Platinum Sun]

You really want it back that bad?

*impales MD with badge

[Toasty]

OW! Watch where you poke that thing!!

[Split Infinity]

Then don't stand behind him. That's a really long pin, you know.

[Toasty]

....o.0;;....*looks at MD's dead bleeding body on the floor*........so who wants tea and crumpets?

[Nosferatu]

I don't. And it would be wise to have them while I'm around. Who knows. You might choke on them and die with my luck...

[Toasty]

....o.0;; *swallows* *choking sounds* *dies*....Hey! that's my blood!

[Nosferatu]

Eh. I don't care. Keep the blood.

[Toasty]

Thank you. *walks off with my blood*

[Split Infinity]

Stop fighting!!

[Toasty]

*slaps with puffer fish* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!

[Split Infinity]

Mmm...fishy. Oh wait, the poison. *dies*

[Caael]

On 50k of the thankyou thing. I want to see how long it takes. Duck is gonna be way closer than his friend. Say I started it at half 10 last night, and now its half 9, its been 9 hours, and about half way. It will be around 19 hours, as duck said. I'll post a screenshot of it when its done.

[Toasty]

I SAID 1.157407 days, or 27.77 hours, or 1666.66 minutes, OR, 100,000 seconds to get to a million thank you's DANGIT!!!

[Split Infinity]

With those recurring numbers...

a) You don't need to underline two numbers.

B) You can just use one number and put a dot over it.

[Caael]

Me111, on Sep 1 2006, 09:55 PM, said:

Isn't it kind of freaky though. You try and sleep, but all you can hear is 'thank you' over and over again.

Well, no. I listen to my music. It blocks out the thankyous. I've never even heard them

[Toasty]

No, you actually are supposed to overline at least one number. And if it's a pattern (i.e. 1.407407...), you overline the three numbers in the pattern (i.e. 407). [/smart]

Now, *clasps hands together* Back to the Spam.

[Nosferatu]

I'm chewing on a spoon.

[Caael]

Yummy. Spoons are the tastiest cutlery

[Split Infinity]

Mr.T, on Sep 2 2006, 07:18 PM, said:

No, you actually are supposed to overline at least one number. And if it's a pattern (i.e. 1.407407...), you overline the three numbers in the pattern (i.e. 407). [/smart]

Don't you listen in Maths? If it's a single number recurring, you write that decimal ONCE and put a dot over it. If it's the same numbers over and over, then you just put a line over those numbers. You don't have to write the sequence twice.

[Nosferatu]

Split Infinity, on Sep 2 2006, 04:32 AM, said:

you write that decimal ONCE and put a dot over it.

:

There's your freaking decimal with a dot over it.

[Caael]

I learnt it Split's way.

[Nosferatu]

And to be frank here, Sibsaq, your signiture, and avatar COMPLETELY CREEP ME OUT. And that's a LOT coming from me.

[TheEnglishman]

*Loud noise*

[Nosferatu]

*shoves a disc crammed to the byte with Elfen Lied stuff down your throat*

[Aquamarine]

No, I would appreciate if you didn't do that. Thanks.

[Split Infinity]

TEEN GIRL SQUUAAAD!!

[Caael]

Are they wearing those sailor suits?
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease be wearing sailor suits *___*

[Split Infinity]

CHEERLEADER!!

SO-AND-SO!!

WHATSERFACE!!

THE UGLY ONE!!

...and Tompkins.

[Caael]

Wtf guys!!

[Split Infinity]

"Let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"

[Caael]

Lets not

[Split Infinity]

SAILING MISHAP!!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Split Infinity, on Sep 2 2006, 01:38 PM, said:

"Let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"

Dont you all like the cheerleader Split? :blink:

[Caael]

No, cant say i do

[Split Infinity]

"Yeah? Well my house has a hundred bafrooms!"

"You mean your parent's house?"

"You mean two bathrooms?"

"NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!"

[Caael]

Lmao!!!

[Split Infinity]

T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

[TheEnglishman]

Did anyone else notice the change in the most users? I know its down to the searchbots but still...

[Split Infinity]

Whoa! That's double the last total, isn't it?

[TheEnglishman]

I think so but I'm not too sure. I somehow doubt that was down to 139 active users.

[FlamingDuck]

.........I HATE MY ELECTRICITY!!!!

I was somewhere in the vicinity of 600,000 thank yous and then...POOF! Power outage!! RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Ok, thats enough. So, uh, hows life?

[Split Infinity]

Dead.

[TheEnglishman]

Are you? Oh that's such a shame.
*Psst* Party after the funeral!

[Split Infinity]

No...impossible paradox...I'll see you in Hell! *blows away*

[TheEnglishman]

How do you know I haven't got the elixir for eternal life?! *Looks at bottle* TAP WATER? Ah nuts.

[FlamingDuck]

*holds up hair dryer*

My fault!

Randomness owns you all!!!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

p0wned! Or however you say that!

[TheEnglishman]

The general way is pwned or owned. I rarely use it though.

[Split Infinity]

Pawned! Checkmate! Last-minute castleing!

[TheEnglishman]

What we're playing chess now? I suck at chess. Can't we play Top Trumps instead? I've got so many...

[Split Infinity]

How do you play? It's a card game, right?

[FlamingDuck]

Lots of squiggly goodness.

[Split Infinity]

Thanks man, you just gave me the BEST idea for my latest game topic...

[FlamingDuck]

Uhhh...Your welcome?

Announcing NEW Preemptive Strike Tylenol! Starts working BEFORE you take it!!

[Split Infinity]

I'm sure it does, but for now let's learn some more about your good self. For starters, how the freak old are you?

[FlamingDuck]

Wouldn't you like to know?

Make a guess :blink:

[Caael]

I cant say i do....

[Split Infinity]

Then get out of the wedding chapel.

[FlamingDuck]

No thanks, mine's inflateable.

[Split Infinity]

*pop* Ehehehe...

[FlamingDuck]

I'm meeeeeeeellllllting...

[Split Infinity]

That's summer for you.

[TheEnglishman]

Mmm... grey clouds. At least England play later. Woo!

[Split Infinity]

The perfect opportunity to whip out my Muttley T-shirt! :blink:

[Caael]

Go muttley!

[Aquamarine]

Kill stupid Muttley!

[Split Infinity]

Me111 will not be happy when he hears this.

[Aquamarine]

KILL STUPID **** DASTERDLY!

Is that how you spell it?

EDIT: I can't believe that typing di,ck is evil! It's a name dammit!

[Split Infinity]

I thought it was Dan.

[Aquamarine]

No, it was ****. ****, **** AND ONLY ****!

[Caael]

Lmao! That is possible the funniest thing all day that I have heard.

[Split Infinity]

Even funnier than this?

Quote

I am bomber likes you bombs very good and liked to meet you you cybersex?

[Caael]

Almost, ( rofl!)

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 2 2006, 04:27 PM, said:

KILL STUPID **** DASTERDLY!

Is that how you spell it?

EDIT: I can't believe that typing di,ck is evil! It's a name dammit!

I'm afraid you've now fallen under the label of expendable. Nosefaratu will be happy to hear of this.

[Aquamarine]

...

...

****! *teehee*

[Mars Djinni]

STOP NOT MAKIN UNSENSE!

[Split Infinity]

Shut up, Mr. Metroid Man!

EDIT] Get out of the way, MD.

[Mars Djinni]

Make me.

[Aquamarine]

Yes, I'm a Metroid Man. Do you maybe have a problem with that?

[Split Infinity]

*gets into car, hits MD and sends him through brick wall*

You might not be hurt, but at least you've moved.

[TheEnglishman]

Hmm... arguing with a moderator. Offically the worst idea since somebody told God 'You suck!'

[Split Infinity]

Go on mate, do your worst.

[Aquamarine]

"Mate". That's like so Aussie!

[Split Infinity]

That's what you think, Mr. Aussie Antithesizer.

[Mars Djinni]

*Split falls to the ground dead with a knife through his head and 40 other knifes through his arms and legs*

Don't Meddle the MD.

[Split Infinity]

Pssh...anybody could do that. Let's see what you're really made of, Mr. Canadian Crackpot.

[Caael]

Ooh oh oh! Insulting mods! Only PDM went that far!

[Split Infinity]

Hmm...you'd make a good hostage.

[Caael]

I refuse to become part of this dispute.

[Split Infinity]

Fine, be like that Mr...Mr...aw crap! I ran out of annoying points!

[Caael]

Sucker!

[Mars Djinni]

Are you sure you want to take me on?

[Split Infinity]

Maybe I do.

[Caael]

* gets out Camera* Oh my god, ill get loads for this. ' Split Vs MD'

[Split Infinity]

That's too bad, because I'm a vampire.

[Mars Djinni]

*smirk*

*Spins a wooden staff, impaling Split*

One.

*Draws katana and cuts Split vertically*

Two.

*Cuts Split horizontally*

Three.

*Split dies due to the cross-shaped cut.*

Done. You're no Christopher Lee, Split.

[Golden Djinn13]

OMG MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vampires have feelings too :blink:

[Split Infinity]

*stands up somehow* I'm not dead until my turn's over. :blink:

One.

*creates massive glyph on the ground*

Two.

*glyph opens a portal to another universe*

Three.

*immense gravitational force pulls MD into the portal* *portal closes*

And now I must remain dormant for a thousand eons to regain my strength, before I awaken to once again unleash havoc upon this unfortunate world.

[Caael]

HOws about while you are like getting your power back and are all like weak, I just go in and poke you with a large stick, and intensley annoy you.

[Split Infinity]

That will not be possible. While I am dormant I am sealed away in a chamber unreachable by mere humans.

[Caael]

Who said i'm human? Im * drumroll* Human! Wait.....

[Mars Djinni]

As you wish, Split. *bans you for 1000 eons*

[Split Infinity]

It would be foolish to provoke my anger. Though I am at rest, I could easily crush your soul as easily as you could squish a bug.

[Blue]

...
*Locks Split and MD in a spamy dungeon full of annoying n00bs*
I win.

[Somia]

Aquamarine, on Sep 2 2006, 11:49 AM, said:

"Mate". That's like so Aussie!

Oh, that's probably because he is one.

I hope you didn't eat that key blue..

[Blue]

Somia, on Sep 2 2006, 10:57 AM, said:

Oh, that's probably because he is one.

I hope you didn't eat that key blue..

:blink:
Of course not...

[Aquamarine]

Split, seriously, did you even read MD's Martial Arts topic? He's one dangerous son of a witch, I tell you.

[TheEnglishman]

*Watches Split try to take on MD*
...
...
*CRUNCH* :blink:
*Watches Split's corpse fly through the air*
I guess that was MD's 'Mod Power'
In other news, England won 5-0. Joy.

[Aquamarine]

Oh, what a shame... :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

Yes a terrible terrible shame.
*Psst* Steal all his stuff!

[Toasty]

*walks into spammy dungeon* *whips out AK47* *goes rambo on teh n00bs* Now it's just the three of us. *pulls rocket launcher out of back pocket* Bye bye Split, it's silver tipped and washed in holy water *fires* *Splits vampirey remains all over* *Now there's the two of us.

[Caael]

Go Toasty. Now, wheres that damn pork chop?

[Mars Djinni]

*Appears from an inter-dimensional rift*

What did I miss?

[Caael]

My Pork chop, seen it?

My Pork chop, seen it?

[Mars Djinni]

Don't think so...

Don't think so...

[Somia]

Oh, my dog ate it.

Oh, my dog ate it.

[Mars Djinni]

That's too bad. :blink:

That's too bad. :(

[Caael]

Crudsicles. Well, im just gonna go poke my puppy to make some more.

[Somia]

Would you like my dog's food instead? o.o

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.raw-dogs.com/images/cover.jpg

[Caael]

No, but my dog would like that.

http://img159.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a...visit024zi0.jpg

It be my dog. Not my hand in the pic.
Aint she cute? Aint she just cute?

[Somia]

Ooo, I want her collar. =3

What's her name?

[TheEnglishman]

I have no idea why I've come on as I'm very very tired.

[Caael]

Her name is Milly =D She has a pink collar now, and if I could give you the blue collar, i would, but you are like not in England.


EDIT: Woah, im the only member online who isnt a mod. Better watch my step.

[Aquamarine]

Wow, awesome dog. I have a dog too. Like anyone cares...

[I'm Always BROKE]

I sorta care... Well thats cuz Ive got nothing to do right now. :D
btw shouldnt you be in bed Aqua? :P

[Yuki]

my dog steals my food o.o

[Split Infinity]

Me111, on Sep 3 2006, 07:46 AM, said:

I have no idea why I've come on as I'm very very tired.

You're always tired. Lay off the morphine, eh?