[Sea of Time]

Errm...No.

[TheEnglishman]

I just laughed at 5.) as soon as I saw it.

[Sea of Time]

XD

That should definitely be number one.

[TheEnglishman]

10.) Should be a lot higher.

[Sea of Time]

I don't think so.

You just like the dirty ones.

[TheEnglishman]

Yep!

[Sea of Time]

XD

How did you come across this website anyways? Too much spare time?

[Someone Else]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 6 2006, 11:22 AM, said:

v.v

Oh WD, why do I deserve such harshness?

Agat-- I mean, SOT. You've disrespected the members of this board long enough, and I for one am tired of it. If you shape up I won't report you.

[Saturos S.]

And the on the left there is a koala bear.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 6 2006, 06:16 PM, said:

XD

How did you come across this website anyways? Too much spare time?

Got it in one. I found it by pure chance.

[Sea of Time]

Nice guessing then. B)

It fits amazingly well with our scallywag theme here. Blue would be proud.

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed he would. Shame he isn't here though.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah. Whatever happened to the original scallywag?

[TheEnglishman]

Maybe he got scurvy or perhaps his ship sank.

[Sea of Time]

Oh Blue, just remember, your cutlass will never rust. B)

[TheEnglishman]

Trueth.

[Sea of Time]

*wipes away tear*

Oh, Blue we miss you so much.

*inches closer to Me111*

*swipes Indiana Jones' hat*

HA! IT'S MINE!

*runs*

[Golden Djinn13]

Blue won't be coming back. I tied him up and hid him in Russia....YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 B)

[Someone Else]

OMFG YOU GIVE HIM BACK NOW!!!!!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 6 2006, 10:15 PM, said:

*wipes away tear*

Oh, Blue we miss you so much.

*inches closer to Me111*

*swipes Indiana Jones' hat*

HA! IT'S MINE!

*runs*

DAMMIT!
Wait a minute... *Takes hat*
*Put's it in cloning machine* Now we can both have a hat!

[Sea of Time]

Yay!

*shows off hat on runway*

[Saturos S.]

I've got a Russian hat made of rabbit. B)

[Sea of Time]

That's nowhere near as cool as Indy's hat.

[Saturos S.]

Bet you it's cooler in Russia then in the Amazon.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...rd2=Russian+hat
I'm not pleased with the outcome.

[Saturos S.]

*grins*

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.outdoor-leisurewear.co.uk/images/caps-headwear/russianhat1_s.jpg
I like the ear flaps.

[Saturos S.]

I've got a christmas hat version of it too. B)

[TheEnglishman]

Wowies.
I've got a science test tomorrow.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Saturos S.]

"There, there soldier...."

[Sea of Time]

"Night is fallen. You have come to journey's end."

[Mars Djinni]

I am ownage.

[Echo_djinn]

Hey, yo, hello.

[Mars Djinni]

Heyellow.

[Toasty]

BURN!

[Sea of Time]

Ha Ha, I beat up WD

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...of+the+universe
Good to see I made an impression.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I went up aginst pornography/

I went up aginst pornography/

[TheEnglishman]

Did you win?

[Sea of Time]

I would think he lost.

All guys lose against pornography, it's a sad fight to watch really.

[Toasty]

So much for your theory SoT. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...rd2=Pornography

[Yuki]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...e+Guardian+Yuki

I beat l3luemage O:

[Mars Djinni]

THAT's how to play it.

[Yuki]

XD!! MD YOU ROCK XDDD

<33!!

[Someone Else]

*wince*...

[Toasty]

o.0..........

[TheEnglishman]

I woke up thinking today was Saturday. ;)

[musicman2059]

Well it's friday morning now.

[Sea of Time]

TGIF!

[Someone Else]

I pity the foo'!

[Sea of Time]

Don't start with me and Mr. T. I was mad enough when Toasty stole my trademark.

Too bad I got rid of the set a long time ago.

[Someone Else]

http://www.eve-files.com/media/09/mr_t.jpg

[Sea of Time]

Yes, yes, very nice.

I'm finding it really hard to be nice to Toasty. I can easily get rid of the random degrading remarks, but sometimes Toasty just makes me angry.

What should I do, WD? *looks up* (scratch that) *looks down*

[Ivan is my name]

Uh, I aint WD. I'm IIMN!! =D. I pwn all crappy Ninjas with piratey goodness.

[Sea of Time]

WD was supposed to post but he didn't >_>

[TheEnglishman]

The wackiness rating is off the scale.

[Mindpatch]

The scale rating is off the wackiness.

[TheEnglishman]

The comedy rating hasn't even moved onto the scale.

[Mindpatch]

The scale rating hasn't even moved onto the comedy.

[TheEnglishman]

You really aren't doing very well. Humour needs something more than switching some words around.

[Mindpatch]

You really aren't something very switching. Humour needs doing more than well some words around. I'm not being funny... bored is the word.

[musicman2059]

Pie

[Someone Else]

Pie means something that I won't mention. So please, stop saying pie MM, you horny *******.

[Caael]

Pie tastes good. I like chicken pie. Pie is gooooooooood ( weebl and bob =D)
*Weebl singing to his donkey*
Weebl: Lo bob
Bob: Lo. Was is?
Weebl: Er.......ummmmmm..... pie
Bob: It not look like pie!!
Weebl: Is pie! Is gooooood pie. Try pie, try
Bob: *Licks donkey butt* Pie tastes like donkey poop!
* donkey craps*
Weebl: How rare!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Mindpatch, on Jun 9 2006, 06:44 PM, said:

You really aren't something very switching. Humour needs doing more than well some words around. I'm not being funny... bored is the word.

Well this will take your mind off things. *shoots*

[Sea of Time]

Wind Dude, on Jun 9 2006, 01:29 PM, said:

Pie means something that I won't mention. So please, stop saying pie MM, you horny *******.

MM just has to be more specific. Say "apple pie" instead of just "pie".

[TheEnglishman]

It always goes back to pie doesn't it?

[Sea of Time]

It always comes back to these three things:

a. Pirates
b. Pie
c. Indiana Jones

[TheEnglishman]

http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Acts/Pirate%20show%20sword.jpeg
I'm sure he's thinking about pie and Indiana Jones.

[Saturos S.]

My toothbrush has a will of it's own...... she nearly choked me with toothpaste yesterday.

[TheEnglishman]

I can't believe you've given your toothbrush a gender. ;)

[Sea of Time]

You put a guy in your mouth every morning?

It would probably better to have a female toothbrush.

[Saturos S.]

And they don't give damn about that I nearly got killed.

Typical....

[TheEnglishman]

Oh look. It's magically turned into a 'she'. It's too late. We already saw it.

[Sea of Time]

We care, SS!

We..*sniff* care so much!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm rather sleepy you know!

[Sea of Time]

Too sleepy to cry on the behalf of SS? I mean, we all love him so much!

[TheEnglishman]

Er yeah....

[Sea of Time]

Don't you feel for his pain?

[TheEnglishman]

Not particulary. For one thing it would have been the most pathetic death ever.

[Sea of Time]

I suppose so. I mean toothpaste?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[TheEnglishman]

I wouldn't make fun of it. A whole 2 people are probably killed by it each year.

[Sea of Time]

More like a whole 0.

[Toasty]

I'm bored.....let's stare at the ceiling....

[TheEnglishman]

Let's not.

[Mindpatch]

Let's.

[Saturos S.]

Let's vote about it. Everyone in favour raise their hand!

*leaves hand down*

[Caael]

* hand down*

[musicman2059]

*hand down*

[TheEnglishman]

What those guys said.

[Mindpatch]

Me111 you're a wannabe, *hands up*

[TheEnglishman]

Have fun staring at the ceiling then. ;)

[Caael]

I really really dont think me111 is jealous of you staring at the ceiling. I think we all end up staring at the ceiling when we wake up though. Unless one of you is a hobo.

[TheEnglishman]

I usually wake up with my face in the pillow desperate to get back to sleep.

[Mindpatch]

Same here, sleeping on your back is less relaxing and gives you a bigger chance of having a bad dream.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.paulduncan.org/files/watch_for_ice.jpg

[Mindpatch]

Haha, funny.

[TheEnglishman]

I hope you're serious.

[Sea of Time]

XD

A polar bear fell on the ground!

XDD

[TheEnglishman]

Your observation skills are outstanding.

[Someone Else]

I've seen the image before. Still awesome though, I gotta save it and put it on my PSP. XD

SOMEBODY do something INTERESTING!

[Sea of Time]

*chokes on pizza*

It's......killing....me!

[Someone Else]

'Atta boy!

...

Wait... oh crap!!!!


*pounds on SOTs chest*

Breathe, damn you!

[Sea of Time]

*cough*

*cough*

*splutter*

Oh...oh my god. You saved my life! I'll do anything in return!

[Someone Else]

I liek a cookie.

[Sea of Time]

Uhh....ok?

*bakes cookie*

Woah. What the hell is that? *hands to WD* Take it!

http://www.blitheringbunny.com/pics/cookie_monster.gif

[Someone Else]

OH MY GAW.

*run away!!!! :P*

[Caael]

That's me! Stupid Ood.....

[Toasty]

......What's an Ood?

The dangers of treadmills... http://www.guzer.com...achine_bear.php

[Caael]

Ood from Dr who. Wierd aliens with tentacle beards.

[Sea of Time]

You watch too much Dr. Who.

[Eugine]

HEY!

[Sea of Time]

Well hi there Eugine!

[Someone Else]

WHAT THE HELL IS DR WHO?!?!?!??!?!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[musicman2059]

I'm so gonna get my behind kicked for my sig's newest addition. o.o

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 03:45 AM, said:

WHAT THE HELL IS DR WHO?!?!?!??!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Who
Live and learn you ignorant fool! Once you've finished doing that then you can watch it.

[Caael]

!!!!!!! He does not know the words of the higher gods! BLASPHEMER!

[Mindpatch]

Haha, the polar bear fell on the ground! xD

[TheEnglishman]

You can shut up about that now.

[Mindpatch]

You really don't like me do you. xD

[Caael]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 10 2006, 10:58 PM, said:

You watch too much Dr. Who.

How can I ?, it's a tv series, it's on once. And I dont buy the DVDs.

[TheEnglishman]

Mindpatch, on Jun 11 2006, 12:17 PM, said:

You really don't like me do you. xD

It's not that I dislike you. I just don't like you either.

[Mindpatch]

I can live with that.

[TheEnglishman]

Ok then.

[Someone Else]

musicman2059, on Jun 10 2006, 11:28 PM, said:

I'm so gonna get my behind kicked for my sig's newest addition. o.o

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!?!??!?!?

[TheEnglishman]

What a bizarre thing to say.

[Someone Else]

Man, this is the third time I've been stuck in the Ice Caves of Metroid Prime DS.

WHERE DA HELL IS DA 3RD ARTIFACT?!

[musicman2059]

I dunno. You tell me. :D

*has only played past the first stage so far*

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 06:10 PM, said:

Man, this is the third time I've been stuck in the Ice Caves of Metroid Prime DS.

WHERE DA HELL IS DA 3RD ARTIFACT?!

Poor you. *Pats back*

[Caael]

I know everybody will shoot me, kill me, burn me, and burn my ashes for this, but I dont like Metroid. The only bit of it I like is Samus being on SSBM, SSB, and SSBB

[TheEnglishman]

Don't worry Caael. I'm sure your life was fun and your upcoming funeral probably will be too.

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 10:10 AM, said:

Man, this is the third time I've been stuck in the Ice Caves of Metroid Prime DS.

WHERE DA HELL IS DA 3RD ARTIFACT?!

I've already beaten that level the first time. But I can't remember the places. If I played it again I would.

[Caael]

I dont know whats goin on here, the closest I ever got to metroid is some free fridge magnets.

[Toasty]

Haha...fridge magnets...

[Saturos S.]

I've got some winnie the pooh fridge magnets. And I'm proud of it!

[Toasty]

o_0;;

[Mars Djinni]

http://weeklywire.com/ww/08-09-99/screens_tveye.jpg

What do you think he's thinking?

[Toasty]

Whatever WD is thinking. Something disturbing to even MJ.

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.nndb.com/people/990/000044858/sakai01.jpg

What about him?

[Toasty]

It looks like he's staring at somebodies crotch.....

[Mars Djinni]

The fact that he's a chef, too, astounds me.

[musicman2059]

He wants to feed your mom. o.o

[Mars Djinni]

He's a french chef.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/signjpegs/c/cough.4.jpg
What's this man thinking?

[Toasty]

He want's to.....okay, I won't say it...

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Me111, on Jun 11 2006, 01:31 PM, said:

What's this man thinking?

"Oooh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon!"

[Toasty]

Nah, I think he's got heart burn...

[TheEnglishman]

Mars Djinni, on Jun 11 2006, 09:47 PM, said:

"Oooh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! Pokemon!"

Well the pokemon theme tune is clearly the obvious answer...

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.ualberta.ca/EDMONTON/CULTURE/WINSPEAR/BabyPiano.gif

" And I see skies of blue, red roses, too. And I think to myself... 'Where the **** is my mom?' "

[TheEnglishman]

He's on form tonight folks!

[Toasty]

XD

[Mars Djinni]

http://idol.wildinout.com/polarbear_simon.jpg

What do you think Simon Cowell is thinking?

[musicman2059]

"Even this polar bear can sing better than most contestants."

[Toasty]

Took the words right outta' my mouth.

[Sea of Time]

Cowell likes it when the polar bears get down and dirty.

[Blue]

*Launches SoT out of a cannon*
Yar, what have ye scallywags been doing without ye Capt- er, King.

[Sea of Time]

Yay! It's Blue!

Wait, where the hell am I?

And what's that Geodude doing to that Pikachu? Ewww

[Blue]

*shudders* Pokemon breeding, it's just wrong.

[Sea of Time]

That Brock wanted to breed Pokemon a bit too much, if you know what I mean.

[Blue]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 11 2006, 03:32 PM, said:

That Brock wanted to breed Pokemon a bit too much, if you know what I mean.

Lol, it wasn't Pokemon he was into breeding if you know what I mean. :D

[Toasty]

XD

[Blue]

Oh yes, we all know what Brock had on his mind.
By the way, has Yuki been on lately?

[Toasty]

She might've been on earlier today. Can't remember.

[Blue]

Ok, just wondering
I can't wait to start going to ITT Tech. Getting my Associates in CAD and getting a Bachulors in Video Game design. :D

[Toasty]

While your still here.......don't mention pie around WD.......Just a friendly warning...

[Blue]

What? Why? Some one do something horrible to him with pie?

[Toasty]

Well, if your really curious, say pie when he's on......Everyone but me is probably scared to say it ANYWHERE anymore. It's like the most random word in the world is striking fear into the hearts of children! It's just sad...

[Blue]

Dang you guys, I'm gone for a few months and this place falls apart.
XD

[Toasty]

Now why would you say that? * fan falls from ceiling *

[Sea of Time]

*screams upstairs*

I told you not to touch the ****ing fans, Split!

God! People sometimes!

[Toasty]

* blood splatter on wall * Oooo......that's gotta be painful....I wonder if that can even be bandaged up....

[Blue]

...
Ummm, ok. I'm going to go get some super glue

[Sea of Time]

Is it for Toasty?

[Toasty]

I don't think super glue will work on this.

[Blue]

*super glues Toasty where the fan was*
There we go

[Sea of Time]

*watches Toasty spin madly*

You know, the only thing that would make this moment better would be a good amount of alcohol.

[Toasty]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* limb flies off * Ow! let me down! let me down! * butler comes in with rum, sees me spinning at an incredible velocity * Butler: .........* turns round and walks out of room *

[Blue]

Muhahahahaha. That was funny.

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Jun 11 2006, 01:15 PM, said:

I know everybody will shoot me, kill me, burn me, and burn my ashes for this, but I dont like Metroid. The only bit of it I like is Samus being on SSBM, SSB, and SSBB

Either you've never actually played Metroid, you just don't like shooters, OR you're mentally retarded.

[Blue]

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 05:15 PM, said:

Either you've never actually played Metroid, you just don't like shooters, OR you're mentally retarded.

WD, what is up?

[Toasty]

http://www.fsl.cs.sunysb.edu/~tim/pics/retarded.jpg

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 05:17 PM, said:

Horny *******.

That's what WD thinks of pie

[Someone Else]

Blue, on Jun 11 2006, 07:16 PM, said:

WD, what is up?

*looks up*

Hmm... traces of carbon dioxide, oxygen, hydrogen, and a few other elements.

[Blue]

Wind Dude, on Jun 11 2006, 05:18 PM, said:

*looks up*

Hmm... traces of carbon dioxide, oxygen, hydrogen, and a few other elements.

*launches WD into the atmospher*

[Someone Else]

Ack, looks like we've got some nitrogen up here too.

*laughs like a maniac*

[TheEnglishman]

This place is officialy too random.

[musicman2059]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Mr.T, on Jun 11 2006, 07:17 PM, said:

That's what WD thinks of pie

Just looking at that pic is retarded for calling SO retarded. :D

[Sea of Time]

Me111, on Jun 12 2006, 02:03 AM, said:

This place is officialy too random.

Too random to be a tandem!
Oh yeah it's rhyme time!

*turns on crazee beatz*

What! What!
If you lookin for the king
it's the bell you have to ring
He's a famous organ donor
If you look at him you'll get a *****.

Word! *breaks it down*

[TheEnglishman]

Word, Indeed.

[Sea of Time]

Wasn't that a great rap, though?

[Saturos S.]

My nose finally stopped bleeding. I think I've lost about 1/4 liter blood or something. It must be the weather.

[Sea of Time]

You know if you'd lost a 1/4 liter of blood, you'd be dead.

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Jun 12 2006, 05:44 PM, said:

My nose finally stopped bleeding. I think I've lost about 1/4 liter blood or something. It must be the weather.

Obviously. There was a storm this morning.
Have I told you that thunderstorms scare the hell out of me?

[Sea of Time]

I would've never expected that.

[TheEnglishman]

Seriously, I go all AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Or not.

[Sea of Time]

That just makes everyone around you scared as well.

"To the attic! He's screaming again!"

[TheEnglishman]

Our attic is filled with mountains of junk. I'm surprised it hasn't fallen down and killed us all. Ha.

[Sea of Time]

Ahaha.

[TheEnglishman]

Hehe... moo.

[Sea of Time]

HAHAHA

YOU SOUNDED LIEK TEH COOW

[Saturos S.]

It hasn't stormed in Holland... yet. I think it was more the sudden warmth.