That Random Topic: Scallywag Version
#15402
Posted 05 February 2007 - 09:13 PM
Dinosaurs didn't die from not being ambiguous, there was a ****ing asteroid that hit the earth!
#15403
Posted 05 February 2007 - 10:26 PM
An asteroid will hit Earth, decimating all left-handed people, but miraculously spare the right-handed people because they are the chosen people.
#15419
Posted 06 February 2007 - 04:05 AM
Screw Ocean Madness I tells ya!!!! Cabin Fever Edition is WAY better!
#15421
Posted 06 February 2007 - 06:27 AM
How to create your nickname:
So this has me off for a while. Like, hm, twenty years.
How did **** become short for Richard? I could take Rick without raising an eyebrow. I liken it unto tolerating lichen -- ohhh, see what I did there?
We can examine t /Richard thing scientifically, but all it will do is shatter your every confidence in all empirical knowledge. Watch:
Obviously, there's a pattern at work here. The D in **** didn't come out of nowhere. This isn't some kind of goddamn Moon-D. It's right there at the end of Richard.
So, okay. Step one. Take the last letter of your original name and make it the first letter.
That explains that.
Now what about that K? That, well, that is a Moon-K.
So now our second step is to replace the fourth letter of the original name with a K for no reason at all. Fine.
Therefore, according to the logic of the Richard-to-**** transformation, Nrik is obviously short for Brian.
One addition to the system: if you don't have at least four letters in your name, you have no business searching for a shorter version of your name. So stop pouting.
Sutipd censors.
So this has me off for a while. Like, hm, twenty years.
How did **** become short for Richard? I could take Rick without raising an eyebrow. I liken it unto tolerating lichen -- ohhh, see what I did there?
We can examine t /Richard thing scientifically, but all it will do is shatter your every confidence in all empirical knowledge. Watch:
Obviously, there's a pattern at work here. The D in **** didn't come out of nowhere. This isn't some kind of goddamn Moon-D. It's right there at the end of Richard.
So, okay. Step one. Take the last letter of your original name and make it the first letter.
That explains that.
Now what about that K? That, well, that is a Moon-K.
So now our second step is to replace the fourth letter of the original name with a K for no reason at all. Fine.
Therefore, according to the logic of the Richard-to-**** transformation, Nrik is obviously short for Brian.
One addition to the system: if you don't have at least four letters in your name, you have no business searching for a shorter version of your name. So stop pouting.
Sutipd censors.
#15422
Posted 06 February 2007 - 12:11 PM
Yeah, I couldn't bother reading your post, FD. Sorry 'bout that.
#15447
Posted 06 February 2007 - 06:15 PM
Let's all remember the much better titled TRT: Scallywag Edition. *sheds a tear*