[Sea of Time]

I don't get nosebleeds anymore. And I'm happy about it!

TEH COOW!

[TheEnglishman]

I very rarely do.

[Saturos S.]

Who first thought to squeeze those dangley things under a cow and drink what comes out?

[Sea of Time]

Haha,

Our science teacher is British so we had tea and crumpets today because it's our last class of the year. I must say the marmite was not very enjoyable, as much as you Brits seem to like it.

[Saturos S.]

Marmite is lovely. I always have it to school.

[Sea of Time]

I had marmalade. It was orange-alicious.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 12 2006, 06:04 PM, said:

Haha,

Our science teacher is British so we had tea and crumpets today because it's our last class of the year. I must say the marmite was not very enjoyable, as much as you Brits seem to like it.

Marmite is good if you wait until the butter has melted before you use it.
And say thanks to your teacher for spreading the stereotype that we're all tea drinking, crumpet eating... posh guys. *Simmering with anger*

[Sea of Time]

I'll be sure to do that for you. :D

[Saturos S.]

Actually, I'm half English, drink tea each morning, eat marmelade on toast and take marmite to school. In a way I'm stereotypical english.

I even had a presentation about the tudors at school today :D

[Sea of Time]

Well, I've had Tim Hortons coffee, and I said "Eh?" once, so I guess I'm kind of stereotypical.

[TheEnglishman]

To be fair, England has stereotypes for everyone else, so we probably deserve what we get.

[Sea of Time]

I think that's true for every country.

[TheEnglishman]

It's because each country thinks it's better than the other, so they make fun of each other.
I guess it's just lucky that Britain is better than everyone else. :D

[Sea of Time]

You British make me angry.

I'm gonna get my army of Amish people and invade!

[TheEnglishman]

Don't worry SoT I'm only kidding.

[Sea of Time]

The Amish are on their way!

Slowly......on horse and buggy.......but they're coming!

[TheEnglishman]

If you say so SoT.
*Calls the mental hospital*

[Sea of Time]

*picks up phone*

Hello? What, SoT? Yes, this is him? He's crazy? No, it can't be. I work here!

[Saturos S.]

SOT, please give the phone back to me, dr. Striker and I you won't have to go into the isolation cell again. You can have a normal one.

...

...

That's right, good boy. Your mum's over to visit, shall we tell about your progress... *le continues*

[Caael]

Thats right SOT, the nice men in white coats are going to take care of you now, in a biiiiiiiiig white building. Nothing to worry about.

[Someone Else]

I didn't know that the word boner was filtered out.

.... uh yeah

This post has been edited by Wind Dude: 12 June 2006 - 12:32 PM

[musicman2059]

You just said it, dude.

[Someone Else]

I know that, foo'!

[Caael]

Foo fighters!

[Someone Else]

Popular music beezie.

[TheEnglishman]

GRAVE!

[Caael]

Dead people?

[Sea of Time]

Boner isn't filtered. I decided that, in the context, I should try to keep the suggestive language down.

*escapes from asylum*

[Toasty]

GET BACK HERE!! * fires tazer *

[Blue]

...
My beautiful spam topic, has been spamed to death.

[TheEnglishman]

*Pats back*

[Saturos S.]

Hey, It's blue, were have yUE been?

[TheEnglishman]

I bet he's been down to Davy Jone's Locker Yahar!

[Blue]

I have been on Gaia online. So damn addictive.

[musicman2059]

Gaia online, where people cyber for cyber currency.

OMG GIVE ME GLOD I GIV SECKS

[Split Infinity]

Didn't anybody notice my slight absence?

[Mars Djinni]

No. You got lost when the elephant rolled over, didn't you?

[Split Infinity]

Are you calling my dad an elephant? :P

[Mars Djinni]

You sleep with your dad?

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Jun 13 2006, 03:41 PM, said:

Didn't anybody notice my slight absence?

Did you notice mine?

[Split Infinity]

Of course I noticed. My amazing telekinetic powers would never let something like that go unnoticed.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Jun 13 2006, 08:17 PM, said:

Of course I noticed. My amazing telekinetic powers would never let something like that go unnoticed.

Damn straight.
XD

[TheEnglishman]

*Yawn*

[Sea of Time]

Pfft, it's not that early. Don't be a wuss!

*slaps*

[Someone Else]

Don't slap, only wuss' slap!

*punches*

[Sea of Time]

I feel more confident in the power of my slap then my punch.

Punching starts fights, slapping just makes the other person walk away embarassed. Or they're like, "Did you just slap me?"

[Blue]

Psh, why punch some one when you could launch them out of a catapult?
*Launches SoT*

[Sea of Time]

GAAAHHHH!!!

Not EuroDisney!

[TheEnglishman]

Well I say.

[Caael]

Meh

[TheEnglishman]

*Cough*

[Someone Else]

SNEEZE!!!!!!

[Toasty]

* hurl *

[TheEnglishman]

I was about to say the topic was in quiet mode, then all this happened.

[Someone Else]

*pulls out a Rocket Launcher*

[Blue]

*eats a steak*
Beef, its whats for lunch.

[Toasty]

* shoots WD with potato gun * Potato guns pwn.

[Sea of Time]

Your jokes are all old.

[Toasty]

Who says I was trying to make a joke?

[Sea of Time]

Oh well, it just seemed as if potato guns are supposed to be funny.

You know what else is funny?

*throws Toasty back up into the fan*

[Someone Else]

HAHAH Mr. T made a funny!

[Sea of Time]

I thought you were gonna say "Made a Poopy" for a second there....

[Saturos S.]

And then toasty popping up asking if WD needed babywipes.

o_0, wierd thought.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah. Yeah it is.

[Toasty]

You guys are disturbed....

And SoT, potato guns are real. I've shot a seagull with one before. Basically, you put a potato in one end of a tube, spray hairspray in the other, and ignite the hairspray (usually there is a button that will make a spark inside the tube). The potato then flys out at great velocity in the direction pointed. Much like a rocket launcher, but much less lethal.

[Blue]

Lol, did you kill the seagul?

[Mars Djinni]

Toasty, do you need baby wipes?

[Blue]

MD, do you need a sandwhich?

[Mars Djinni]

What kind?

[Blue]

It could be a pbandJ, or it could be a magical woman who lives at the beach.

[Mars Djinni]

Is clothing optional for the magical woman?

[Blue]

Mars Djinni, on Jun 14 2006, 05:11 PM, said:

Is clothing optional for the magical woman?

Your going to have to ask her. XD

[Chibi Jesse]

It is now time for the mitochondria to take over the nucleus.
>>
<<
*nibbles on a cookie,then pulls out a gernade*

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Mars Djinni, on Jun 14 2006, 07:11 PM, said:

Is clothing optional for the magical woman?

Dude, do you really wanna see a witch like that?

http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00507970.zoom.a.jpg
Well...*ponders*

[Blue]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Wind Dude, on Jun 14 2006, 06:14 PM, said:

Dude, do you really wanna see a witch like that?

http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00507970.zoom.a.jpg
Well...*ponders*

:P
That second one is nice...

[TheEnglishman]

Interesting to the max!

[Saturos S.]

Pepsi Max, relax! It's no sugar!

[Sea of Time]

ADVERTISER!

Hmmm...how did I know that my Basketball Defined topic would die?

[TheEnglishman]

It's some sort of magical power!

[Sea of Time]

The magical power of everybody on this forum hating the sport of basketball.

[Saturos S.]

And everyone loving football, that those American barbarians call soccer.

[TheEnglishman]

THANK YOU! It's football, not soccer! Honestly who came up with the name soccer? They deserve to be tied up and shot.

[Sea of Time]

*puts on Michael Jordan jersey*

*walks over to corner*

Leave me alone!

[TheEnglishman]

Poor SoT. He's the only one who wants to watch basketball. I'd watch it, but I wouldn't be that interested.

[Sea of Time]

You know, I think ED likes it, but he doesn't visit that much.....

[TheEnglishman]

Well I'm sure it's pretty big over your side of the pond, but in England it hasn't got a huge reputation.

[Sea of Time]

Canada hates basketball. I've got to search long and hard to get coverage of the NBA Finals. It's all about hockey here and if you don't like hockey then you aren't Canadian.

[TheEnglishman]

Ah. That's a bit of a problem for you then.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, but it runs in the family so we have like parties every two days for the NBA Finals :P

[TheEnglishman]

I see.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, that was a waste of a post.

Well at least I can talk more about basketball. Go Mavs!

[Caael]

I know, time to type with our noses again! : ghelplo erverybofdy,i aqmk bty6pihjtg witb mjy njhogse.

[Blue]

Ugh, I suck at Grand Turismo 4...

[Someone Else]

I don't like Sports, except Hockey and Badminton.

[Mars Djinni]

Confucius says: This statement is false.

[Someone Else]

Your mom is false.

[Split Infinity]

^ The above false falsity is falsefully false, dangit!

[TheEnglishman]

I concur.

[Mindpatch]

I conquer.

[Split Infinity]

Fly Concorde! :)

[Sea of Time]

I thought I was good at badminton. Too bad it turns out I suck.

[Split Infinity]

Would you like to join me on my illegally aquired supersonic jet? We have in-flight meals!

[Sea of Time]

Illegal? Sounds enticing. What do you serve on this jet?

[Split Infinity]

Ragecandybars and raticate tails. :)

[Platinum Sun]

Sounds inticingly illegal. I prefer slowpoke tail myself. But 500000 yen is a bit steep for me.

[Split Infinity]

5,000,000 Yen = 58,835.52 $AUD

Wow.

[Sea of Time]

Yen is small in value. *bows*

[Split Infinity]

MWROAR!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8433/ultimaweapon1xg.png

[Sea of Time]

It's not coming up.

[Split Infinity]

It's pretty big...maybe I'll shrink it.

[EDIT] MWROAR!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/2754/ultimaweapon9th.png

[Sea of Time]

Now you just got the link wrong. You're making me really want to see this picture!

[Split Infinity]

I can see it, so why can't you? I'm setting it as my avatar anyway.

[Sea of Time]

Well, I can see it now. That's an awesome picture, did you make that?

[Split Infinity]

It's an official figurine of a boss from Final Fantasy known as Ultima Weapon.

[Sea of Time]

Oh. Well it looks really cool as an avie. Much better than Sora if you ask me.

[Split Infinity]

Yeah...I'd have to agree with you there.

[Sea of Time]

*slaps*

Get a hold of yourself! You're better off without him!

[Split Infinity]

I guess you didn't notice my last-minute edit. :)

[Sea of Time]

You're confusing me.

[Split Infinity]

I edit my posts a lot. I'm just always hoping that nobody notices.

[Sea of Time]

Well, I didn't notice.

[Split Infinity]

It changed from:

Quote

Poor Sora :)

To:

Quote

Yeah...I'm going to have to agree with you there.

How couldn't you notice?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

We could all turn emo.....

[Sea of Time]

...by doing the hustle!

Doodoodoodooodoooo Do the hustle!

[Split Infinity]

Where'd you spring up from?

[Sea of Time]

Your mom's bedroom.

[TheEnglishman]

Bah. Someone left the fridge open and now everything's all warm. :)

[Sea of Time]

Drink the sour milk! DO IT!

[Split Infinity]

I beat SoT's post!

[EDIT] Damn.

[Sea of Time]

No you didn't! XD

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 16 2006, 04:41 PM, said:

Drink the sour milk! DO IT!

Err... no thanks. It's not fun. I'll go eat the squishy cheese though.

[Split Infinity]

MOON CHEESE!! *squelch*

[Sea of Time]

Hee hee...

Squishy cheese.

Did I mention Peter Crouch is ugly? I saw his robot on t.v. this morning on Sportscenter. He's not very good at it is he.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Ya know, I met a guy who creates beaver porn..

Seriously.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, really? How am I not surprised?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

SHUD YOUR MOUTH MOTER ****ER.

I say we start a punk rock band.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 16 2006, 04:46 PM, said:

Hee hee...

Squishy cheese.

Did I mention Peter Crouch is ugly? I saw his robot on t.v. this morning on Sportscenter. He's not very good at it is he.

Bleargh. The cheese was all... bleargh.
And as long as Crouch gets the goals, people don't really car how he looks/dances. I'm sorry if you were expecting some sort of super... hunk. :)

[Sea of Time]

The only legit good looking man (and I'm saying this from a straight guy's point of view) on England is David Beckham. Wayne Rooney's eyes are too close together.

[TheEnglishman]

Rooney is commonly known as Shrek in Britain.

[Sea of Time]

I'm guessing that's not a compliment.

[TheEnglishman]

You'd have guessed correctly.

[Sea of Time]

England is stacked though. I think they have a good chance of going far.

[Split Infinity]

Australia pwned you all in the World Cup. Ftw!

[Sea of Time]

All you Aussies can burn in hell.

[Split Infinity]

Omg.

[Sea of Time]

Can't you see? I'm just kidding!

Anyways, the World Cup is supposed to cause blood feuds.

[Split Infinity]

You made a racist comment! MD! MD! SoT made a naughty post!

[Sea of Time]

*shakes fist*

[TheEnglishman]

Considering Australia were trailing 1 - 0 and then managed to score 3 in the last few minutes, they aren't exactly better than everyone else. :) In my opinion they're just the same as everyone else.

[Sea of Time]

You ****y Aussies and your ****iness.

EDIT: Coc*y is blocked?

[Split Infinity]

I'm gonna beat SoT and Me111's posts!

[EDIT] Damn again!

[TheEnglishman]

Is that something to be proud of? Is that all your life consists of?

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

It has C0ck in it.

[Split Infinity]

I'm gonna...erm...beat you to...um...say this! Bleughschbleaonoeuzchx!!

[TheEnglishman]

What an achievement.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, you guys post fast.

But not as fast as me!

[Split Infinity]

I was the one who made Eugine capitilise the VIP in the night club topic.

Another achievement!

[TheEnglishman]

*Very slow clapping*

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Who wants to join my punk rock band>

[Sea of Time]

It's spelt Asylum! Not Assylum!

[Split Infinity]

An assy lum berry? WTF?

[Sea of Time]

What are you talking about?

[Split Infinity]

It's got to do with Hoenn. If you don't understand, never mind.

[Sea of Time]

Oh I somewhat understand now.

Yay!

[Split Infinity]

Aspear = Ass pear?

[Sea of Time]

This is so not funny.

[Split Infinity]

It isn't, is it?

[Sea of Time]

Replying to That Random Topic: Scallywag Version

[Split Infinity]

:) I'm not talking to you anymore.

[Sea of Time]

Replying to Split Infinity's waste of a post

[Split Infinity]

Blah-blah-blah-blah-I-am-not-listening-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...

[Sea of Time]

And like a baby boy I never was a man.
Till I saw your blue eyes cry and held your face in my hands.

Random song quoting time!

[Split Infinity]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[Sea of Time]

I can't feel the way I did before.
Don't turn your back on me.
I won't be ignored.

[Split Infinity]

When you walk away, you don't hear me say,
Please...oh baby...don't go,
Simple and Clean is the way that you're makin' me feel...tonight,
It's hard to let go...

[Sea of Time]

Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention, the reason I know

[Split Infinity]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

[Sea of Time]

A devil in a midnight mass
Who preyed behind stained glass
A memory of Sunday class
Resurrected from the past

[Split Infinity]

I don't know any of these songs, I wanna go home now!

[Sea of Time]

*walks Split home*

Have a nice day!

[Split Infinity]

Hey, I'm already home...I wanna go to Candy Mountain!

[Sea of Time]

Shut up! I'm not your personal train!

[Split Infinity]

Candy Mountain, John! Caaaaandy Mooountain...

[Blue]

Candy man can cuz he mixes it with booze makes the world tast good.

[Someone Else]

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain
You never change your socks
And little streams of alkyhol
Come trickling down the rocks
O the shacks all have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And gingerale too
And you can paddle
All around it in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain

[Unicornmaddy]

*Gives Blue Jamacian chocolates with rum in*
There you are! That should make him happy!
Yarhar me matey

[Blue]

Unicornmaddy, on Jun 16 2006, 12:45 PM, said:

*Gives Blue Jamacian chocolates with rum in*
There you are! That should make him happy!
Yarhar me matey

Yar, thanks lass. *devours chocolate*

[TheEnglishman]

I be tired says I!

[Sea of Time]

Yar ye be walkin the plank if ye be complainin again! *pokes with cutlass*

[Split Infinity]

SoT, that's just a diving board...

[Mars Djinni]

Split has no life. :)

[Split Infinity]

That's not true! I bought a new one just the other day.

[Someone Else]

http://www.undefinedminded.com/uploader/files/1/SadRoo.gif

[Toasty]

Ooooookay then........


A used, pink bath robe, a rare, mens snow globe, a Smurf, TV tray, that I bought on Ebay....

[gsninja]

Nice WD XD

[Sea of Time]

Is that a kangaroo?

[Toasty]

...with boobs?

[Yuki]

and a friend named Pookie the raccoon?

[TheEnglishman]

Poor thing. :)

[Sea of Time]

Oh well, it probably ate the bird in the end.