[TheEnglishman]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Sea of Time]

^ 5400th Reply people. That's what you get.

[TheEnglishman]

At least I don't have toys of the characters. That would be true obsession.
WHEEEEE *Shot*

[Sea of Time]

You're 15. I would be afraid for your sanity if you had toys.

[TheEnglishman]

Well I sure don't! *cough*
Anyway SoT at least I don't like this man!
http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/bill_cosby_2005_02-16.JPG

[Sea of Time]

Who's he? I don't recognize that man!

[TheEnglishman]

Are you lying?
Maybe this will jog your memory!
http://fergusoncenter.cnu.edu/images/artists05-06/BillCosby.jpg

[Sea of Time]

See the man in my sig? That's Chris Cornell. He has replaced Bill Cosby as my hero.

So again I say: Huh?

[TheEnglishman]

I think Cosby must be crying now.
Anyways... MONEY!

[Sea of Time]

Did you get paid for something you didn't do? Or did you steal from an old lady?

[TheEnglishman]

Didn't you hear? I got £150.00 from two weeks of work experience! Most people didn't get anything!

[Sea of Time]

That was a boring answer! Make a joke next time!

Seriously though, how much money is that? I have no idea how much a Euro is worth?

[TheEnglishman]

*Sigh*
Us proud british people don't use the Euro. We still use pounds, because we don't want to be like everybody else. Basically it's a lot of money, especially for two weeks work experience.

[Sea of Time]

Pounds?!? That is a lot of money!

What are you going to spend it on?

[TheEnglishman]

I wasn't really sure yet. I spent a bit getting New Super Mario Bros.
Anyway, here's a piece about the best villains in the history of absolutely everything.

[Sea of Time]

I didn't read it.

[Blue]

I don't read anymore.
I thought I saw Yuki on MSN awhile ago, but she wasn't answering...
DX

[Split Infinity]

Yar, I got holes in me boat.

[Mars Djinni]

Blue, on Jul 23 2006, 04:37 PM, said:

I don't read anymore.
I thought I saw Yuki on MSN awhile ago, but she wasn't answering...
DX

Probably someone else. She was offline on my side.

... Ay Nako!

[Split Infinity]

Is that Indonesian for something?

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jul 23 2006, 10:33 PM, said:

I didn't read it.

*punch*

[Split Infinity]

...first of the month! Well, not really.

[TheEnglishman]

Well noticed.

[Split Infinity]

That's what MD said via PM. Except we were talking about sentence structure then. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

Ok. That's great.

[Split Infinity]

You seem to have a thing for short posts.




And don't say the same thing you said two posts ago.

[TheEnglishman]

Fine I won't say 'Well noticed'. I guess I can't think of much to say. Never mind though.
You're one to talk:

Quote

I forgot what I was going to say now.

[Split Infinity]

[TheEnglishman]

Now that is just lazy.

[FlamingDuck]

Incredible....

[TheEnglishman]

You will regret that.

[Eugine]

Me111 sending threats?

[TheEnglishman]

Well I am quite the tough customer!
http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/city_gent.jpg

[Sea of Time]

And that man clearly isn't.

[Split Infinity]

;)

MD hates me...

[Platinum Sun]

Any particular reason this time?

[Split Infinity]

Quote

Quote

And what is there not to like about me? I have good ideas for topics, I'm generally quite friendly, I try to be funny and yes, I make the occasional blunder. But don't we all? I can't help it if I'm not deadly serious all the time. That's just not me. Is there something I'm doing wrong?

So this "occaisional blunder" you talk about is referring to the dump-truck load of posts the mod team had to edit through, the amount of times you had to be warned INCLUDING your Jack account, and the times you've revived topics from 2005 and before with posts that are utterly pointless. Oh, no. Nothing's wrong with you. ;)

D:

[FlamingDuck]

;)

[Split Infinity]

;) I hate you too.

[Someone Else]

I'll Split your Infinity!

[Sea of Time]

What is half of Infinity?

*ponders*

[Someone Else]

Somehow, the ending of Halo 3 got leaked.

http://www.bungie.ne...y.aspx?cid=8338

No kidding!

[Echo_djinn]

WD, go drown in a field of flowers.

[Split Infinity]

:) -_- :D :P :blink: :lol: :D :o :ph34r: ;) :smile: :D :wacko: ;) B) ^_^

[Platinum Sun]

...

[Split Infinity]

:D :ph34r: :lol: ;) :D :smile: :wacko: :blink: :)

[Platinum Sun]

;)

[Someone Else]

I feel that Halo 3 has an appropriate ending, don't you?

[Platinum Sun]

Dang! Couldn't find a smiley for "No one cares."

[Someone Else]

Yeah, I know. It sucks because no one cares about you.

[Mars Djinni]

Burn, baby, burn.

[Split Infinity]

You will respect my infinitah!

[TheEnglishman]

Curse you boredom!

[FlamingDuck]

Its the best day ever.

Well, I must go heat up a hot pocket. Yummmmmm.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.cornwallfoodanddrinkfestival.com/i/cornish-yarg.jpg
Yarg: A type of Cornish cheese apparently.

[FlamingDuck]

Really now? Bleu cheese is a bunch o' mold. (I think).

[TheEnglishman]

Stilton you mean? It's mouldy cheese, which people still seem to think is clever to eat.

[FlamingDuck]

For their 10-year anniversary in 1931, White Castle hamburgers gave away thousands of "White Castle Knights" membership cards. One of the benefits bestowed upon the bearer was 5¢ hamburgers for life. While only eight cards are known to still exist today, White Castle continues to honor them.

[TheEnglishman]

Well isn't that nice?

[Eugine]

Me, where you got that joke from?

[TheEnglishman]

Eugine, on Jul 25 2006, 06:20 PM, said:

Me, where you got that joke from?

Joke? What do you mean?

[FlamingDuck]

Methink the one in your siggynature.

[Mars Djinni]

Life's just one big joke that only dead people laugh at.

[TheEnglishman]

FlamingDuck, on Jul 25 2006, 08:45 PM, said:

Methink the one in your siggynature.

Ah that. It's not really a joke though. It's a quote from Doctor Who, which I found pretty funny.

[Sea of Time]

Doctor Who, in its lack of good special effects, is one big joke.

[TheEnglishman]

That's odd. I don't remember asking for anybody's opinion on it...

[Sea of Time]

You don't have to. That's the beauty of forums!

[TheEnglishman]

I guess if you compare it to something like Star Wars, the effects aren't great. But Doctor Who is still great dammit!

[Sea of Time]

Everyone agrees with SoT after a little while.

That's the beauty of forums!

[TheEnglishman]

*Gets the daleks*
Exterminate him!
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!

[Sea of Time]

Are the Daleks from Doctor Who? Usually the only time I don't know what you're talking about is when you're talking about Doctor Who.

[TheEnglishman]

Yes they are. They probably tie with Darth Vader for best villains ever.

[Sea of Time]

Pfft. What about Voldemort? Sauron? Barney? THE TELETUBBIES?!?

[TheEnglishman]

Voldemort - Fairly evil but a bit too much of a standard villain in my opinion.
Sauron - I have no interest in Lord of the Rings.
Barney - Too evil to be on the list.
Teletubbies - See above.
Captain Hook is a great villain as well.

[Sea of Time]

See? I win again!

That's the beauty of forums!

[TheEnglishman]

How the hell did you win? I didn't put your guys on the list!
*Sulks in the Death Star*

[Sea of Time]

The Death Star blew up idiot. I only watched the movie once and I know that. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

I'm talking about my hidden third one. I let the emperor borrow my other two and he got them destroyed! I'd make him pay, if he didn't get killed off.

[Sea of Time]

Whatever you say. ;)

[insert random picture here]

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.prezziesplus.co.uk/fishing-rod-clock.jpg
It's a fishing rod... and a clock!

[Toasty]

whudafuxupyo?!?

[FlamingDuck]

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I have 6 all purpose words. Mrrrrrr is one of them. (pronounced: Murrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Take out the garbage!
Mrrrrrr...

Whats your name?
Mrrrrrr...

How do you like [insert thing chere]?
Mrrrrrr...

And more!!


Nyuuu is the sound turtles make.

[TheEnglishman]

Apparently the answer to all questions is 'who cares?'

[Someone Else]

I hate anime.

killzez the word "nyuu"

[TheEnglishman]

I guess you all want a random picture.










Tough cookies grandma.

[Enjealousy]

I'm using 12% of my gmail's space. O.O

[TheEnglishman]

*Applauds*
In other news, I can reply before Toasty.

[Toasty]

I like frozen yogurt! Yes. * eats * * brainfreeze * AHHHHHH!....* eats * * brain freeze * AHHHHHH!.... * eats * * brainfreeze * AHHHHHH!....

Too much cartoons...

[EDIT] So what if you can!....It's not like I care...* hides in corner *

[TheEnglishman]

I have never had a yoghurt that's given me brainfreeze bfore. Are you sure those aren't icecubes?

[Toasty]

It's frozen yogurt. It's a lot like icecream.

[Mars Djinni]

Cry, Me111. Envy my tree.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2443/indyhathm0.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

*Stares* Even the tree has the hat!
In other news, I'm going to kill the farmer who's spraying maure over his bloody fields! I NEED TO BREATHE MAN!

[Platinum Sun]

You're going to be killing a lot of farmers. And it's really not that bad a smell. You just have to deal with it.

[Toasty]

We get it all the time in the spring, summer, and fall here. Dang farming community...

[TheEnglishman]

Platinum Sun, on Jul 26 2006, 09:25 PM, said:

You're going to be killing a lot of farmers. And it's really not that bad a smell. You just have to deal with it.

Actually it's just the one farmer. The only witnesses would be his sheep. MUWHAHAHAHA!
Or I can shut the window. That plan is a bit crazy though.
http://delmonicohatter.com/plugins/MivaMerchants/graphics/00000001/Indiana%20Jones%20554%20Fur%20Oct%202005%20225X.gif
*Sob*

[Someone Else]

Is that a challenge Me111? Huh? HUH?!

http://www.centrolamatk.com/comuni/Einstein%20-%20jazyk%20cb.jpg
I'm too lazy to resize it,

[TheEnglishman]

It's really not you know.
http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Pirate.GIF
The friendliest pirate you'll ever meet.

[Toasty]

I bet he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

[EDIT] Dang you ME111 and your postingbeforemeness!

[TheEnglishman]

He probably does.

[Someone Else]

http://www.tootsie.com/image-sb/licks/howmany4.jpg
I WAS gonna post a picture of a lady licking a Tootsie Pop wearing some small shirt-like thing, but I decided against it because it was kinda tight and you could see the basic shape of her-- yeah.

[Toasty]

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU?!?....I mean...uh....yeah...<<;
http://www.oxfordfrozenfoods.com/images/pie.jpg

Oh look! A pie!

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/wtf-36753.jpg

[Toasty]

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/omfg-34671.jpg
Yeah. He just saw your face. Tough luck for him.

[FlamingDuck]

Nyuuuuuuuu.

[Toasty]

http://www.rit.edu/~cgs2794/files/pub/crappers/wtf.jpg

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-45327.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/flamingduck33/cow.png

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/jesus-41909.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

{removed to due unbelievable size}

No resizing for you!!


EDIT
Wow. That was...wow...That was a little large.

[Someone Else]

http://iridia.ulb.ac.be/~fvandenb/hobby/PCgames/classic/fullsize/starcraft.png


You guys are boring me. I'm gonna play StarCraft.

[Toasty]

http://bubble.ro/images/upload/Image/Urban_dictionary/1337.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/bardspam.jpg

[Toasty]

http://clipart.usscouts.org/library/Baden-Powell_Aids_to_SM/51-kick.gif

[FlamingDuck]

http://www.shock-em.com/collegehumor%20shocking%20smurfs.jpg

[Toasty]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/i-55842.jpg

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.danish-entertainment.dk/boerneshows/images/boerneshows_mario_og_luigi.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

http://www.manga-takarajima.mangafan.net/Cosplay_2/images/mario.jpg

[Blue]

Bleg, I'm wasted.
No, not drunk, just sick.

[Toasty]

I wonder why we aren't sailing on the blue pearl anymore......oh yeah, me and someone else blew it up some 100 pages ago or sumthin'.

[TheEnglishman]

http://animebelle.com/albums/album39/DSCF0053.thumb.jpg

[Toasty]

That deserves a WTF.

[TheEnglishman]

Does it though? DOES IT REALLY?!

[Sea of Time]

Yes.

<.<

>.>

[TheEnglishman]

Well if you insist...
ANyways SoT I thought you'd gone gadding off on holiday.

[Sea of Time]

I'm leaving tomorrow morning. So I still have a bit of time.

[Mars Djinni]

Mars Djinni said:

Hellow

TESTINGLOL

[Sea of Time]

Hmmm...did it work? :!:

[TheEnglishman]

HAHA!

[Eugine]

LOL. Nice picture Me111, I like it. Where can I buy the costume?

[Someone Else]

O ****

How can it be almost 12 PM Pacific...

And NO ONE is ON?!

Man this place has really gone down to the depths of... Davy Jones' locker!

[TheEnglishman]

Eugine, on Jul 27 2006, 06:25 PM, said:

LOL. Nice picture Me111, I like it. Where can I buy the costume?

How the heck should I know. It's just the fun of google images when you're very bored.

[FlamingDuck]

The Google Game:

1. Go to google.com

2. Type in two random words that you know should not have any corrolation. (Or, in a pinch, any random words will do) Help for you people with no vocabulary skills

3. See how many hits you get. Try it in quotes for best effect. Go visit some of the places, you'd be amazed at what you find.

Example:
"swedish rappers"

Many hits. Amazing, eh?

[Someone Else]

"unorthodox WarCraft"

Only got 1 hit! (3 hits technically if you count the omitted results)

[Toasty]

I typed in "I like pie" and got this as one of the many results:http://onthepatio.typepad.com/photos/cartoons/i_like_pie_patio.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

There is no such thing as a cheese telephone apparently.
There is this though.http://bin.roliste.net/couv/editeur/28.gif

[Mindpatch]

Yes.

[TheEnglishman]

Shadow X, on Jul 28 2006, 09:50 AM, said:

:!: hi :) will i be thrown out straight away? :)

It depends. Are you annoying?

[FlamingDuck]

Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

[TheEnglishman]

FlamingDuck, on Jul 28 2006, 01:03 PM, said:

Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

See if your that annoying then we will throw you out. *chuck*

[Neon]

CLICK! :!:

[FlamingDuck]

Me111, on Jul 28 2006, 08:46 AM, said:

See if your that annoying then we will throw you out. *chuck*

*runs back in*

[TheEnglishman]

Well it's a damned shame that the door is now locked.
*watches FD run into a door*

[musicman2059]

Pie. *poke*

[FlamingDuck]

Me111, on Jul 28 2006, 12:29 PM, said:

Well it's a damned shame that the door is now locked.
*watches FD run into a door*

*burns down the door with flaming ducks*

[Mindpatch]

Owned.

[FlamingDuck]

*reenters the...pirate ship? pirate thing? place? place. reenters the place*

~! 100 !~

Still 100!! Liek OmG!!!

[Mars Djinni]

My name is Cloud. I have a sword.
I fight cactaurs becasue I'm bored.
I like to ride on chocobos.
It's better than having Afros.

And when I go into an inn,
15 secods It's day again.
And I will use a phoenix down,
So when I die I will not frown.

Because I am Cloud,
my hair defies all gravity!
And I can't have too many potions,
or I might get CAVITIES!

If I can't slice you, then that's okay.
I'll use my magic anyway.
and I will defeat that Sephiroth.
Because he's not David Lee Roth.

[FlamingDuck]

http://www.apictureperfectwedding.com/fig_Hippo_b_sc1392.jpg

HIPPO WEDDING!!!

EDIT:
[randomness] How come there are always about ten more guests than users on at any given time? (Yes, I'm talking to you Mr. unregistered person!!!)[/randomness]

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Ya know, this one time, I went to a message board, and everyone wore dead baders.

GOOD DAY TO YOU GOOD SIR!

[FlamingDuck]

Have I seen you before? I don't think so.

Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Anyone up for a drink of liquid nitrogen?

[Someone Else]

...




Yeah, that sounds great!

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

In the New world, instead of convience stores, there will be INCONVEINENCE Stores where the shelves are ten feet high and midgets beat the crap out of you.

Highways and roads will be replaced with spaghetti

Seventh graders are no longer humans.
The are subhuman inferiors.

High fives are punishable by being burnt at stake.
High fours and low fives are accepted, low threes are frowned upon, and low fours recieve the same punishment as high fives.

Every 94th child will be raised by parrots.

Every 4354th child bill be painted green with orange polkadots and sent to CAnada to form a colony amond the bacon people.

You are happy.

If you are born with 2 noses, you are crowned orange.

The world will be divided into 2 halves: The one that eats potatoes and the one that doesn't.

Sanity is punishable by law.

All video games must begin and end with the phrase ZOMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS THING

[Someone Else]

There is something wrong.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Is there?

[Someone Else]

Well, you exist, for one thing.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Ya know, I think I have a song comin' on!

[Someone Else]

Oh gawd

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

Wind Dude, on Jul 28 2006, 03:16 PM, said:

Well, you exist, for one thing.

Who is this "you" you speak of?

[Someone Else]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-50451.jpg

[musicman2059]

You have played GSSF for 3 hours. We suggest taking a break from GSSFing.

[Somia]

*gasps* GSSF doesn't not have a rating.

[musicman2059]

OMGWHERE?

lol

[TheEnglishman]

This place has gotten a little too weird.

[My Best Wishes]

Don't give up kid! All you need is a gimmick. I dance to 30's music

DAADADDDADADADADADDDAAADADADAADADDA

*slips on back and dies*

[TheEnglishman]

I'll go call the hospital.









Do try the chips.

[Sea of Time]

Uhh...did I come in at a bad time?

Turns out Holiday Inn Express has high-speed internet. Anyways, yeah, back to my vacation now.

*looks at watch's dead body*

Yeahhhhhh....

[FlamingDuck]

I'm an ambulance driver by night, mild mannered Dupont man by day.

[TheEnglishman]

Shame it's not night or you could be useful.

[FlamingDuck]

I'm sure its night somewhere. Like Siberia.

[Mars Djinni]

LOL U F 2-F D-K!

[FlamingDuck]

Uhhhhhh....What?

This is 5 words!!

[Someone Else]

You don't necessarily need 5 words in the Common Room... nubs.

[Saturos S.]

Nor do you need a virtual king-size pizza!, but we still have one!

*starts eating*

[Someone Else]

Well, that's not really my point. If you don't need 5 words in a post in the common room, don't extend it just for the sake of having 5 words. It makes your post look stupid.

[Saturos S.]

It does actually look stupid like that now... Duck's post I mean.

[Blue]

Ugh, I hate being sick.

[Saturos S.]

Are you making a statement or ARE you sick?

[Blue]

I am sick. With what, you probably don't want to know.

[FlamingDuck]

Pickles.

And fine, I WON"T make my posts longer than 5 words. Crap. Uhhhh...Starting next time.

[Saturos S.]

Blue, on Jul 29 2006, 11:08 PM, said:

I am sick. With what, you probably don't want to know.

Get Well Soon!

[Blue]

Saturos Striker, on Jul 29 2006, 02:30 PM, said:

Get Well Soon!

I will, just gotta figure out why the pepto bismal isn't helping with my problem.

[Mars Djinni]

You have to sing the Pepto Bismol song in front of a croud of 6-year-olds for it to work.

[Someone Else]

Blue, on Jul 29 2006, 04:36 PM, said:

I will, just gotta figure out why the pepto bismal isn't helping with my problem.

Well... that pretty much tells us what you have...

Yay! Pepto Bismol!

[TheEnglishman]

How very unfortunate. I'd say 'well at least you get the day off' but it's the weekend and the summer holidays. Oh well.

[Linear]

*over runs everyone while waving the good ol' season frying pan*
<<;
*explains why she was running while waving the good ol' season frying pan*
I saw very, very disturbed things...

[Mindpatch]

WTF? Pepto Bismol.

[Toasty]

O RLY?

[TheEnglishman]

Slightly overused now isn't it?

[Toasty]

YA RLY.

[TheEnglishman]

I can see the rain. DO DE DO.

[Saturos S.]

Me too... and it's gonna storm too according to Mr. Krol (the dutch NOS weatherman)

[TheEnglishman]

It's sunny now. Woo!

[Mars Djinni]

Linear, on Jul 30 2006, 01:33 AM, said:

*over runs everyone while waving the good ol' season frying pan*
<<;
*explains why she was running while waving the good ol' season frying pan*
I saw very, very disturbed things...

IT'S.... YOU! THE FRYING PAN... PERSON!

[TheEnglishman]

Frying pan eh?

[FlamingDuck]

RAWR!

*beats some one the owner of this nonsense senseless with a gerbil*

[TheEnglishman]

I'm just gonna leave this wacky lot alone.

[FlamingDuck]

That's probably a good idea...