[Sea of Time]

Pffft, honestly who doesn't hate me! You might as well all express your anger now!

[Yuki]

YOUR MOM D8< *smacks with Spam Queen sceptor*

[Split Infinity]

*casts Spamaja*

[Mars Djinni]

I love you, *name is scratched out by a cat*

[Yuki]

Spajama?

is that like pajamas for spammers?

[Split Infinity]

That's a funny name to be scratched out by a cat.

[Sea of Time]

Spamaja! He said Spamaja!

CAN'T YOU READ!?!?!?

[Split Infinity]

Postaja!

[Sea of Time]

Stop being..................all different and stuff.

[Mars Djinni]

Party at Split's house!

[Split Infinity]

Wait, my room is messy!

[Yuki]

JOHN

SHUT UP

ALRIGHT?!

>=(

[Mars Djinni]

It's gonna be messy anyweh.

[Sea of Time]

I don't feel like shutting up, only changing the subject.

What's everyone having for dinner?

[Split Infinity]

Um...*locks parents in closet*

[Sea of Time]

That can't be good.

[Split Infinity]

Dead cat stew.

[Sea of Time]

Boring day.

[Split Infinity]

My cat died, I hate you!

[Sea of Time]

I hate noob!

[Split Infinity]

I taste funny.

[Sea of Time]

That's disgusting Split, when a person starts tasting themselves, it's time to go get a girlfriend.

[Split Infinity]

Kind of salty.

[Yuki]

T.T Please resort to non violence to solve your problems, children.

[Split Infinity]

GONNA BEAT MD! IT MAKE ME FEEL SPESHUL!

[Yuki]

Beat a Mod? Old. Winning? That's unheard of!

[Mars Djinni]

*bans Split*

[Somia]

What'd I miss? o_o

[Mars Djinni]

Split's self-caniballism

[Somia]

But I liked Split's cat! o_o;;

[Blue]

*Writes name on Somia's head and runs*

[Hotshot101]

*watches blue run into a wall*

Watch where your going next time.

[Somia]

Nuuu! ;~;
AGAIN?!

TOFU FTW.

[Mars Djinni]

*Erases Blue's name on Somia's forhead* =)

[Blue]

Somia, on Jan 5 2007, 04:56 PM, said:

Nuuu! ;~;
AGAIN?!

TOFU FTW.

Yes again. You should have seen it comming.

[Somia]

Theres only... 2 other Blues written on my forehead now u~u

[Blue]

Mars Djinni, on Jan 5 2007, 04:59 PM, said:

*Erases Blue's name on Somia's forhead* =)

*Writes name on your forhead in permenant marker*

[Hotshot101]

*washes the other 2 off*
Might as well

[Somia]

*takes the permenant marker*

May I eat it sir?

[Hotshot101]

I got a better Idea. *writes names on blues forehead with the marker*

[Blue]

Somia, on Jan 5 2007, 05:04 PM, said:

*takes the permenant marker*

May I eat it sir?

Er, ok, I have a closet full of them.

[Somia]

Chomp chomp.

*draws a stick man on hotshop's Hotshot's face*

Oh wait.. I can't draw stick man.

[Yuki]

Fwee. Somia's gone evil. But cutely o-o;;

[Mars Djinni]

If she tries to draw stickmen, they end up rivalling Picasso. u.u

[Blue]

Burn, absolute burn.

[Yuki]

i think it was a compliment o_o;;; ....

[Nyktos]

A burn? Or a compliment? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!

[Mars Djinni]

Come on, Piccasso's stick figures earn him millions. Mia's stick figures could earn her BILLIONS. *pinky*

[FlamingDuck]

...*eats*

[Hotshot101]

Okay new subject *throws old subject out the door*

[Blue]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jan 5 2007, 06:33 PM, said:

i think it was a compliment o_o;;; ....

Oh. Ok then. :D

[Split Infinity]

Took you that long to figure it out?

[Blue]

Took your MOM that long!

[Yuki]

WTF

*moshes with Raffy*

[Split Infinity]

Yes, yes, let's discuss my mother elsewhere.

[Yuki]

WALABY.

Did i spell that wrong? o.O

[Saturos S.]

I think it's Walibi.

[TheEnglishman]

6 pages... in one night. Ouch.

[Hotshot101]

This has got to be the fastest growing subject (as a bunch of little ones)

[TheEnglishman]

TRT has always done that.

[FlamingDuck]

TRT has always done YOUR MOM! OUCHBURN!!

...I need another joke.

[Blue]

*Launches FD's MOM out of the cannon*
Muhahahahahhaha!

[Saturos S.]

Dear lord, she flies well.

She's been shot out of cannons before!

[TheEnglishman]

Chewity-chewity-chew!

[Blue]

Hows that beef jerky treating you Me111?

[TheEnglishman]

Ha! I was eating fruit pastilles!
No greens though... :D

[Saturos S.]

You really should call the company about that problem.

[FlamingDuck]

Or make your own. Moss flavored!

[Saturos S.]

I bought new shoes today!

[FlamingDuck]

I love how the first two questions I get asked after coming home from a dance are "Did you have fun?", followed by "Did your hearing get damaged?"

[Nyktos]

:D

[TheEnglishman]

That just says it all really.

[Saturos S.]

With me it's more... "What did you do there?" followed by "Aren't you to young for that?"

[Hotshot101]

That was kinda stupid.

[Sea of Time]

The first two questions for me..."What, you went to a dance?" and "Since when do you go to dances?"

[TheEnglishman]

I really shouldn't have Pepsi now... but I will anyway! *evil laugh*

[Sea of Time]

You're Matthew? I don't usually get surprise MSN contacts, but what a pleasant surprise!

[TheEnglishman]

Hooray for all!

[Sea of Time]

Indeed...........but don't add Split. He gets annoying.

[TheEnglishman]

Maybe it's the Jack part of him trying to leap out at you.

[Sea of Time]

I hope not. *shudders at memories of Jack*

Anyways, how's Mrs. Windsor?

[Split Infinity]

lol jack lol

[Sea of Time]

Don't make me change your username.

Yay for GS:ATW updates! *points to signature*

[Split Infinity]

Boooring.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jan 6 2007, 09:52 PM, said:

I hope not. *shudders at memories of Jack*

Anyways, how's Mrs. Windsor?

I assume she's alright, though it's difficult for me to tell. For one thing she lives in London and I live in the Midlands.

[Sea of Time]

You're a liar then, because it says you live on Mrs. Windsor's patch of land! Don't make me accuse you.....

[Split Infinity]

But on the other hand, you have different fingers.

[Sea of Time]

Yes........that had nothing to do with anything, did it.

[Split Infinity]

Yes. It did. It totally did.



Hahahahaha I tricked you.

[Sea of Time]

It's not cool to use white to cover your jokes.

[Split Infinity]

...noob.

[Somia]

*yawns*

[Split Infinity]

You are not worthy of viewing this message.

[Somia]

You are not worthy of directing me.

[Nyktos]

Split Infinity, on Jan 6 2007, 08:21 PM, said:

You are not worthy of viewing this message.

I certainly am!

[Split Infinity]

Help! Nithling!

[Hotshot101]

try speaking better english can't understand a word you saying.

[Split Infinity]

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jan 6 2007, 10:09 PM, said:

You're a liar then, because it says you live on Mrs. Windsor's patch of land! Don't make me accuse you.....

The whole country is her patch of land!

[Split Infinity]

Mrs. Windsor is the Queen?

[TheEnglishman]

*bangs head against wall*
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor
Her full name (according to Wikipedia). It's not like her name is just 'The Queen'

[FlamingDuck]

Me111 should start "The Limey Education Course" to help non-British people become British.

[TheEnglishman]

But it's so obvious! I can't believe people don't know that!

[Saturos S.]

I knew it!

Well at least that her surname was windsor, it was once Hannover (surname). But they changed due to England - Germany war issues.

[Hotshot101]

Okay I am throwing this in the trash *balls up topic and throws in trash*

new topic!

[TheEnglishman]

It would really sound right if it was still Hannover. It would just be wrong.
I remember the houses we had in school: Windsor, Tudor, Hannover and Stuart.

[Saturos S.]

I remember those from my english presentation.

[Somia]

When you wish upon a star...PEOPLE DIE.

[Hotshot101]

Something bad happens to ya.

[Blue]

ITS OVER 9000!

[TheEnglishman]

It's always over 9000.

[Hotshot101]

I wish we could change it.

[TheEnglishman]

Well it's impossible, cause Blue says so.

[Hotshot101]

So what! Its like you think he controls reality.

[TheEnglishman]

*Waits for Blue's "I do" response*

[Blue]

And you think I dont?

[Mars Djinni]

No.

[Hotshot101]

Obvously I can control it way better *burns blues ego*.

[Mars Djinni]

No.

[Saturos S.]

I agree.

[Yuki]

Prince of Tenniissssss

:]]

[TheEnglishman]

I'm not going to ask. Because it makes no sense.

[I'm Always BROKE]

How agreeable. :D

[TheEnglishman]

I disagree!

[Split Infinity]

Me111, on Jan 7 2007, 07:46 PM, said:

*bangs head against wall*
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor
Her full name (according to Wikipedia). It's not like her name is just 'The Queen'

Wow, that was just a wild guess actually. I rarely keep track of monarchs.

[TheEnglishman]

Never mind.

[Split Infinity]

There is nothing to mind.

[TheEnglishman]

Very profound.
Anyone want to guess how many green fuit pastilles I'm going to get?

[Split Infinity]

An even number. Wait, how many are there totally? Er...in total?

[TheEnglishman]

More specific than that. :D
I think it's about 10-12 altogether.

[FlamingDuck]

3.

I eated half of a quarter of a cake today.

[TheEnglishman]

0! I'm going to destroy the fruit pastille factory.

[Split Infinity]

I win!

[TheEnglishman]

You weren't specific enough to win.

[Split Infinity]

The fact remains that I had the best answer out of two.

[TheEnglishman]

But I discount it, so there.

[Split Infinity]

Aw, poo.

Would somebody care to revive my unfairly pruned topic?

[TheEnglishman]

Aww nobody wants to looks at Split's topic.
http://members.cox.net/scribeokc/graphics/crying_baby.jpg
*Split on hearing the news*
Ew.

[Split Infinity]

*gurgles*

[FlamingDuck]

Or mine. About:config is so cool, though!

[Split Infinity]

I'd help you out there, but I don't use Firefox. :D

[TheEnglishman]

As not do I... eth.

[Split Infinity]

STFU!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm gonna cry now!
Don't worry though, I won't use that baby image again. It creeps me out now.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.wizardentertainment.net/images/doll_evil_smallside.jpg

Looks like Me111 forgot to put on his make-up today.

[FlamingDuck]

I refuse to speak to people who don't use Firefox. Or maybe I'm lying...We'll see.

[Split Infinity]

Oh?

[Nyktos]

I like cake!

[Split Infinity]

That doesn't surprise me.

[Toasty]

You people need to lay off the weed. None of you make no sense.

[FlamingDuck]

Look who's talking, Mr....Uhhhh...[pssst!] I need some wierd stuff that Mr.T did![/pssst!]

[Somia]

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

[Sea of Time]

I spent my whole weekend watching some crazy football games. And that's American football! So what's up?

[Mars Djinni]

At Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru...we sell Hyundais and Subarus.

[Sea of Time]

I think this is the perfect spot for a NOWAI!

[gsninja]

Somia, on Jan 7 2007, 06:09 PM, said:

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

So that people can drive there, get drunk, wait until they recover, then drive back. :D

[Hotshot101]

Yeah, but they always go back for more.

[gsninja]

I love meat. <3

[Hotshot101]

You and every other person that pukes at the site of a vegatable.

[Blue]

Who wants to be healed with a healing shank!?

[Hotshot101]

Okay I will bite.

[Blue]

Hmm, which side does the healing though?

[Yuki]

Naw-roo-toe?

[gsninja]

Naruto can't heal. He just tries to beat everyone in the face with Rasengan. :D

[Split Infinity]

Bzzzt.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Split Infinity, on Jan 7 2007, 09:05 PM, said:

Looks like Me111 forgot to put on his make-up today.

Then why's it your personal photo Split?
OH YEAH! Burn and... stuff.

[Split Infinity]

It's a webcam image updated at the same time each day for my personal amusement.

[TheEnglishman]

Comical.

[Split Infinity]

You get up to some pretty crazy stuff sometimes.

[TheEnglishman]

I am pretty wild. I've aslo realised that I haven't changed my user photo in all of the time that I've been here.

[Split Infinity]

You can barely read it in its current format.

[TheEnglishman]

I know. That's what makes it so fun!

[Split Infinity]

NOEZ.

[TheEnglishman]

It comes from Sonic the Comic which I used to read when I was little. It's got an evil Super Sonic!
Ah memories...

[Split Infinity]

I have a Sonic comic. Something about him and Knuckles fighting this gelatinous monster with multiple forms. It was using the Chaos Emeralds as energy.

[TheEnglishman]

Those might be the Archie comics about Sonic. I used to have the British ones.
The monster is probably Chaos.
http://www.sonicteam.com/sonic2b/shots/chr_ch0.gif
Is dat da guy?

[Split Infinity]

Looks slightly redesigned, but I imagine it's the same character.

[EDIT] This is much more like it: http://sonicbattle.p...y.com/chaos.png

[TheEnglishman]

Same thing.

[Split Infinity]

Your one looks like crap. He's a cone-head.

[TheEnglishman]

That's how he was originally designed!

[Lemontime]

My farts smell like Fish & Chips..
AAAAAAAAAAAWWW YEEEEAH!

[FlamingDuck]

...That's good. Real good.

I want my accoustic guitar to have a whammee bar!

[PDM]

Tremolo bar? 'Sif.

[Hotshot101]

okay whats with all the bad jokes?

[TheEnglishman]

Whats with all the complaining?

[Sea of Time]

Bad jokes are the best part of a dying TRT. Speaking of TRT, If I win Spam King, the next one will be called

That Random Topic: Made in America

[TheEnglishman]

Wow.

[Somia]

Okay you do that. Although made in China is cheaper. =p

[FlamingDuck]

Psssh, its all made in Vietnam.

[Sea of Time]

Who doesn't like America?

[gsninja]

The United States is t3h pwnzorz. :P

[Split Infinity]

Sea_of_Time, on Jan 9 2007, 02:00 AM, said:

Bad jokes are the best part of a dying TRT. Speaking of TRT, If I win Spam King, the next one will be called

That Random Topic: Made in America

Hey SOT, why don't you call the next one Some Odd Thread? :P I'm a genious!

[gsninja]

You mean genius. Geez, Split, you need to have better spelling. >:P

[Split Infinity]

I had a hunch I was getting that wrong.

[gsninja]

Lawl. Now you know. :P

[Split Infinity]

Thank you for refreshing my memory.

[gsninja]

'Tis my pleasure.

My first day back from Chirstmas vacation was today. I felt so depressed and all I could do was think about anything but what I was supposed to be doing. XD

[Split Infinity]

Try having an early night's sleep.

[gsninja]

I can't sleep early. I always sleep late and wake up pretty early. I can't really seem to break the habit. D=

[Toasty]

I go to bed at around 11PM. I'm pretty tired in the morning, but that can't be helped, since I can never fall asleep before then, and sleeping pills don't wear off until practically three hours into the school day.

Oh, and SoT, I'll be sure to use that title when I'm Spam King. :P