[Split Infinity]

Well, I have Alien and Predator on my team. And if you so much as touch those weapons, they'll claw both your faces off.

[Platinum Sun]

I've heard from my sources that both Alien and Predator can be killed with weapons...

[Split Infinity]

Yeah, but it's pretty dang hard. It would take you the time and effort of making a movie.

[Platinum Sun]

I'm going to summon Chuck Norris. He needs a good way to fill a spare, previously killing-free, 15 seconds.

[Split Infinity]

Chuck Norris lost his powers when the Chuck Norris Facts became old'd.

[Yuki]

i'm flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings!

[Split Infinity]

To hither wouldst thou be headeth with yon wings?

[Yuki]

(>:((>O_O)>

^What does that look like o:

[Split Infinity]

Happy Kirby wearing evil mask?

[Yuki]

....o: no....

[Split Infinity]

Of course it is! What else could it be? Buttsex? Lol.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Jun 26 2006, 09:57 PM, said:

Of course it is! What else could it be? Buttsex? Lol.

Have you been on Gaiaonline lately? :(

[Yuki]

Good Job Split :3 [butt shex;]

you win! ...the internet e.e

[musicman2059]

OMG INTERNETS

[Split Infinity]

Why did you just bring up Gaia Online?

[Yuki]

I got him into Gaia.

gaia is his drug o.o

he's addicted@! [@ included]

[Split Infinity]

Why don't you buy him some ANTI-DRUG!? Available from Split's Miracle Cures, RRP 8000 Yen.

[Yuki]

=[ But i need that Yen for Pikachu! He might get frozen!
He needs the anti freeze =[

[Split Infinity]

Anti-freeze is a fluid used by cars in cold weather. :(

[Yuki]

....SHUT UP YOU! >____<

[Split Infinity]

Who, me?

[Yuki]

Dur

[Split Infinity]

I don't have to follow your orders. It's not like you have special mod powers or anything.

[Yuki]

Yes but when you say that Pikachu can't have anti-freeze because it's used on a car, then you cross a line D:

[Split Infinity]

Oh, you mean this line? *erases*

[Yuki]

...now we can speak on friendly terms again xD; in other words; yes.

[Split Infinity]

Hey, why are you pushing a pencil up your nose? :(

[Yuki]

it's between the nose, and that's not my face. Although, if it was, I'd be rather good looking ;D

and it's because I'M BORED

...why are YOu smiling >=)

[Split Infinity]

Because your avatar looks ugly. :(

[Yuki]

O_O

Sir, you have just crossed another line!

*draws a big thick bold line between them in uneraseable marker* u.u

[Split Infinity]

Okay, I'll just sit on this side then. :( And thank you for calling me sir.

[Yuki]

O.O! *^&$#@!!!

No u.u

[Split Infinity]

I love you Yuki. :(

[Yuki]

Liar e.e

[Split Infinity]

Rejected. Again. *sigh*

[Yuki]

o_O

I love you too Split =)

XD You are a worthy opponent.

[Split Infinity]

As are you, my dear.

[Yuki]

o_o; ...aye aye sir!

*waterballoonz* >:3

[Split Infinity]

*pumps super soaker* Hehe.

[Yuki]

D:! Not fair!

*sprays with hose* >.> Down boy!

[Split Infinity]

RETREAT! *digs a hole*

[Yuki]

YEAH! RUN YOU LITTLE....prairie....dog.... ._.;


Um...

._. ... BLAH! *throws crayons at everyone* e.e

[Split Infinity]

Curse you, Crayola!

[Aquamarine]

There's a war going on here!

*watches crayons fly pass*

And the most dangerous weapons are being used! Aggghhhh! Run for your life!

[Sea of Time]

*shoots down crayolas with sniper*

We need more men! CHARGE!

[Split Infinity]

Sweet zombie Jesus! I've completely wiped out all competition for today's top poster!

[Sea of Time]

Don't speak.

I'm posting.

[Split Infinity]

You don't honestly hope to overtake me, do you? Heck, you're not even in the top 10.

[Sea of Time]

I've been in the top 10 daily posters every day i've been active for the past eight months. NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

[Split Infinity]

Hey, 6 of my posts disappeared from my total... D:

[Sea of Time]

The day is ending. I must post!

[Split Infinity]

In my city, it went past midnight just recently.

[Sea of Time]

...and you're awake on an online forum?

[Split Infinity]

I can't sleep, omg.

[Aquamarine]

Where I am it's 16:53. Spooky! @_@

[Split Infinity]

I'm sure it is, Mr. Unknown Location Lad!

[Aquamarine]

Please stop with the Mr. Somthing Man/Guy.

[Split Infinity]

What would you like me to call you?

[Sea of Time]

Mr. Ash Ketchum

[Aquamarine]

Er... Aqua, I guess.

[Split Infinity]

Sure thing, Mr. Aqua Ketchum!

[Sea of Time]

GIMME SOME KETCHUP!

[Split Infinity]

Yar, gotta catch them all.

[Sea of Time]

Seems like this topic has gone full circle. We started it out talking about Pokemon and now we're talking about it again.

[Split Infinity]

And it's all your fault!

[Sea of Time]

:(

[Split Infinity]

:( :) <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_<

[Sea of Time]

THAT WAS SPAM.

[Split Infinity]

I don't believe it.

[Sea of Time]

Believe it!

[/naruto]

[Split Infinity]

So you thought you'd get rid of me by logging out, eh?

[Sea of Time]

Unlike you, I go to other sites occasionally.

[Split Infinity]

There are...other websites...?

[Sea of Time]

UGLY BEAR ATTACKS MAN!

[Split Infinity]

I can't click it. My GSSF browser does not give me authorisation.

[Sea of Time]

Wow, Max sure did go all out to keep you here.

[Split Infinity]

So, you looking forward to the next GSW?

[Sea of Time]

To be honest, I'll care about it when it comes out. I've been waiting two years to play it, I've missed every server test and waiting is painful.

[Split Infinity]

You missed every one? Poor thing.

GSW is great, so long as there are ample members online. I can't wait to see what changes Max has made to the 'server town'.

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, but when it comes out I won't miss a beat. I already swore I wouldn't miss another server test EVER!

[Split Infinity]

How could you miss all those tests? Really, how?

[Sea of Time]

Pure inactivity. I was bored with this place.

[Split Infinity]

But this time you have TROO POWA on your side!

[Sea of Time]

...Yeah, I guess I do.

[Split Infinity]

You guess? YOU GUESS?

You guess.

:(














YOU GUESS!?

[Sea of Time]

I guess.

[Split Infinity]

I C.

[Sea of Time]

Way to kill a conversation, STUPID

[Split Infinity]

A!!

[Sea of Time]

SHUT.........UP

[Split Infinity]

...OK?

[Sea of Time]

*stabs in face*

[Split Infinity]

Wow, two zombie fights at once!

[Sea of Time]

Wow, shut up!

[Mars Djinni]

Split Infinity, on Jun 27 2006, 01:53 AM, said:

Rejected. Again. *sigh*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

[Split Infinity]

Why not? :(

[Sea of Time]

Man, Split, you should really stop posting. You're starting to look like a Toasty clone.

[Mars Djinni]

You do know, Split, that you have one strike left before I unleash my anger upon thee.

[Split Infinity]

IZ TEH COMUN - NO! I'm not going to become him!

[Sea of Time]

I wish I was MD. Able to attack swift and hard.

All I can do without Super-Mod powers is verbally abuse Split.

[Split Infinity]

Mmm. I love delicates.

[Mars Djinni]

Verbal abuse is much more fun. You get to see them cry. With weapons, I can only make them cry until their body goes into shock. :(

[Sea of Time]

You get a weapon?

[Split Infinity]

I guess neither applies to these forums then.

[Mars Djinni]

A few pages back I had a flamethrower and two 900-round machine guns. Just now, I hacked into FF7 and stole Sephiroth's 7-foot long sword. I also got to hack into the date system and got to date Tifa. SCORE!!!

[Sea of Time]

XD

[Split Infinity]

Hye, I'm bnieg rnadom!

[Sea of Time]

Hey! Nobody cares!

[Split Infinity]

Hey!

[Mars Djinni]

*Happily impales Split several times using Sephiroth's Masamune*

[Split Infinity]

I can beat Sephiroth easily. And guess what? I can do it as Sora!

[Sea of Time]

Hey!

[Mars Djinni]

Split Infinity, on Jun 27 2006, 09:32 AM, said:

I can beat Sephiroth easily. And guess what? I can do it as Sora!

http://www.ffcompend...sephiroth-b.jpg

Not such a pushover now. He's the freaking one-winged angel.

[TheEnglishman]

Argh! That boss battle was so difficult! It took me ages to finally beat him.

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/7bizarrosephiroth-b3.jpg

Ohmahgawd! He transformed!

[musicman2059]

*looks at pg. 283*

o.O (lol, 3way)

[Yuki]

ALOHA SEXY!
.__.

*has been possessed by Rae the Flip*

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Mars Djinni, on Jun 27 2006, 05:58 PM, said:

Ohmahgawd! He transformed!

Oh wow, it's the much easier to beat version! *faints*

[Yuki]

I'm a Keyblade Master o.o ph34r m3? <3

[TheEnglishman]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! A person with a key for a weapon and Disney characters for friends! *Hides*

[Yuki]

e.e damn straight.

[TheEnglishman]

Damn curvy.

[Yuki]

Damn....blimps?

[TheEnglishman]

Blimps always fly too low!

[Yuki]

o.0 says you!

[TheEnglishman]

I'm all confused now.

[Yuki]

...cinnamon rolls! :3

[TheEnglishman]

You know, poking a mouth ulcer is surprisingly painful.











owies.

[Yuki]

...good job Me111. I'm glad you figured that out on your own. o.0;; *mumblefreakmumble* n.n

[Sea of Time]

I'm glad chips ahoy taste so good. =)

[Yuki]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=wc-fwo2Qz8Y

^Watch. Enjoy. Love your Spam Queen. <3

[Sea of Time]

Where can I get that song? XD

[Yuki]

I downloaded it off Myspace. It's by Avenue Q o.o or I could send it through msn

[Aquamarine]

BLLLEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

Your spam sucks lemons.

[Yuki]

Aqua, are you a merman :3

Split...are you...um..a piece of toast :3

[Split Infinity]

Yes. I am a piece of toast. Eat me.

[Yuki]

o.0 ... uhh...no thanks. BUT! *scrapes off the burnt parts* >:3

[Split Infinity]

I was feeling a little bit Toasty back there.

[Yuki]

LOL XD

[Split Infinity]

Ello, el!

[Yuki]

XD
Lawlerpop
Roflcopter
Lmaonaise

[Split Infinity]

Lmaonaise? I thought I made that up! *cries and slits wrists*

[Yuki]

it's okay Slit Infinity, it's okay. *hug* :3

[Split Infinity]

It's Slut Infinity now.

[Yuki]

LOL XD

I'll just call you The Slitty Slut :3

[Split Infinity]

:) I still love you Yuki.

[Yuki]

...are you being serious

[Split Infinity]

Don't worry, we don't have to get serious yet. XD

I'll stop now.

[Yuki]

...@__@; well that certainly left my brain hurting.

[Split Infinity]

Sorry, I was just messing with ya.

[Yuki]

o.o; i know

my brain hurts because it's hot >.O

[Split Infinity]

I'm watching a show called Beyond Tomorrow. It's a weekly show about all the things that we'll be seeing in the future. It's really interesting.

[Yuki]

I'm listening to Music '-' it's happy music, but it makes me sad o.0

OH YEAH WELL...i'm also watching Michael Jackson's greatest music videos...*huggles her Michael Jackson DVD*

[Split Infinity]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Jun 28 2006, 07:42 PM, said:

I'm listening to Music '-' it's happy music, but it makes me sad o.0

Is it emo music in a funny voice?

[Yuki]

...;__; no

it's Techno

;__;

[Sea of Time]

Wow, Split you're desperate.

Poor, poor Yuki.

[Split Infinity]

>_>

<_<











*eatz jerky*

[Sea of Time]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ONLINE!?!

[Split Infinity]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NOT!? *points at 'OFF' button below post*

[Sea of Time]

Because I don't want you constantly asking me why I'm looking at my control panel. Is that such a crime to avoid a nosy little boy like you?

[Split Infinity]

It's for your own good, joo know.

[Sea of Time]

Why, because you're checking up on me? I'm sure I really need that.

[Split Infinity]

Everyone needs a guardian angel. *sits on left shoulder*

[Sea of Time]

Your body fat is....crushing me!

[Split Infinity]

Sorry, let me balance it out. *summons demon and places on other shoulder*

[Sea of Time]

Is it a mad demon?

[Split Infinity]

You do know what I'm talking about, right? The angel and the devil on each shoulder?

[Sea of Time]

I'm not an idiot.

[Blue]

That can be argued.
j/k :)

[Split Infinity]

Oh my god. I was going to say those exact words but I decided it would be too noobish.

Why do I feel like a psychic today?

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Jun 28 2006, 07:46 AM, said:

Oh my god. I was going to say those exact words but I decided it would be too noobish.

Why do I feel like a psychic today?

Well, I did say I was just kidding :)

[Split Infinity]

Er...say something else and I'll try to predict it.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Jun 28 2006, 07:49 AM, said:

Er...say something else and I'll try to predict it.

I know what you ate last Tuesday

[Split Infinity]

Oh well.

I predicted that you would say 'I like teh boobies.'

[TheEnglishman]

It needed to be something wacky.

[Toasty]

indeed

[TheEnglishman]

My mind goes blank whenever I reply to this topic and I can't think of anything to say.

[musicman2059]

lol. internet

[TheEnglishman]

It wipes out your brain!
It could also be from going on the school's forum where every topic is filled to the brim with spam and morons.

[Toasty]

haha. Morons a funny word...

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed it is.

[Yuki]

D: Split posts REALLY slow. It's annoying.

DD: And why is he picking on me ;_;

[TheEnglishman]

*Pats back*

[Yuki]

T_T Why can't he pick on you...or on a telephone pole?!

[Platinum Sun]

'Cause you're an easier target?

[TheEnglishman]

Just stand up to him and say 'Leave me alone.'





And then roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!!! Hee Hee!

[Yuki]

...Easy target? I'M A NINJA HOW CAN I BE AN EASY TARGET?!

[Sea of Time]

*throws deadly heat-seeking ninja stars*

Now, if you're hot, the stars will kill you.

[Yuki]

....*doesn't get killed* =D

[Sea of Time]

You weren't supposed to be the one to insult you but, whatever. :)

*kills pikachu*

[Yuki]

NOOOOO!!!

poor Pikachu D:

*cries**flame torches SoT* beeyotch! >=O

[Sea of Time]

*covers self in fire blanket*

We learned safety in science! Save me fire blanket!

[Yuki]

XD!

The blanket's on my side. Not yours.

...BURN!!!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

How did I offend you :)

[Platinum Sun]

Split Infinity, on Jun 28 2006, 03:58 AM, said:

Your spam sucks lemons.

You insulted her majesty's spam!

[Split Infinity]

Did you even notice that I said that right after Aqua's post? Hmm?

[Platinum Sun]

I did actually. I was just making something up (as is my way) because I have no idea what the heck she's talking about either.

[Split Infinity]

I thought I'd switch skins for a change...yay for blue.

[Platinum Sun]

W00t @ that! Blue rocks.