[Blue]

Hill!

[Yuki]

OMIGOD

FRUITCAKE

<3

[Nyktos]

Bob.

[Split Infinity]

Frederick is a funny name. So is Debussy.

[Yuki]

Fred :]

[Toasty]

I've missed a lot apparently. Including a topic full of friendly conversations. :D (SS's topic apparently)

The only thing I know that I got for christmas is a really cheap digital camera. And that's only because I peeked at my presents. <.<;

[Split Infinity]

No peeking!

[Toasty]

...But I do it every year!!....*looks around nervously* <.<;

That's how I knew I was getting a gamecube a few years ago. :D I know, I'm a bad boy. Bad to the bone.

[Split Infinity]

That would be worth peeking.

[Yuki]

I have something from Aeropostale i.i

I wanna know what it is!

*tantrum* D:<

[Split Infinity]

Aeropostale?

[Aquamarine]

What the heck is Aeropostale?

[TheEnglishman]

You know how I didn't think I'd get Zelda at Christmas? Well guess what...
I was right.
Never mind, cause my birthday is next week.

[Aquamarine]

So, you think you'll get it for your birthday? And why wouldn't you wait a bit longer for the game in order to get the better Wii version, in other words buy it when you buy a Wii?

[Yuki]

Aeropostale is like Abercrombie and Fitch.

D: it's a bag.

[Split Infinity]

Yuki...what was that girl in your in your sig planning on doing before she got snogged?

[Sea of Time]

OFFTOPIC:

Aqua killed the Rap Battle Topic! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Split Infinity]

SoT killed the MSN chat!

(wow, that actually has the correct number of syllables)

[Sea of Time]

So? Aqua killed the Rap Battle topic! I blame you, Aqua! *points to nothingness*

[Split Infinity]

*is run over by GL*

[Sea of Time]

Did you get warned? Because I didn't....my raps were very clean.

[Split Infinity]

He did mention me indirectly, but no.

[Sea of Time]

I would've warned you. Because you're you.

OH SNAP!

[Split Infinity]

SHAME.

[Sea of Time]

I am the champion of TRT! *points to post counts in TRT*

[Split Infinity]

In terms of chess pieces, that makes me the bishop of TRT!

[Sea of Time]

Hehe, our newest member is SafeSex.....

[Split Infinity]

I wonder if his first topic will be an Introductory one?

[Yuki]

We should use protection around him. He might be contagious o.o

[Split Infinity]

Split Infinity, on Dec 26 2006, 09:05 AM, said:

Yuki...what was that girl in your in your sig planning on doing before she got snogged?

[Sea of Time]

*doesn't get answered*

[Split Infinity]

Stop interrupting!

[Sea of Time]

If I keep interrupting, your question will never get answered!

[Split Infinity]

Not if I don't reply!

[Sea of Time]

Fine, I'm not asking you to reply!

[Split Infinity]

It is my solemn duty as a member to do so, bizatch!

[Sea of Time]

Bizatch really doesn't help your 'trying to talk like a smart person' cause.

[Split Infinity]

What's your problem, tough guy?

[Yuki]

It was part of a comic. Renji (red hair) was sleeping and Rukia and Ichigo(orange hair) were going to draw on his face but he grabbed Rukia and kissed her and Ichigo's watching (cause he's a dirty closet perv)

n.n

[Someone Else]

Aquamarine, on Dec 24 2006, 01:51 PM, said:

Why did it get closed!? None of us got offended by what we said to each other, so why close it!? I mean, I actually sometimes joke in a simillar fashion with my friends, so I can handle being dissed a bit yo!
Are we really going to get suspended? ;_;

The "you'll find me in yo mama's tits" line was a little excessive. I can take it, but GL is apparently concerned for the children.

[Yuki]

hee hee.

:D

[Toasty]

XD There's worse things out there than jokes like that. If my school was a forum, and GL was the admin, everyone would be banned. That's how dirty people talk these days.

So when's the next GSSF awards thingy?

[Mindpatch]

I'm going for a coup d'forum and crown myself emperor...

Did I typ that out loud?....

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Dec 25 2006, 06:43 PM, said:

So, you think you'll get it for your birthday? And why wouldn't you wait a bit longer for the game in order to get the better Wii version, in other words buy it when you buy a Wii?

Because I don't want a Wii. There just isn't enough from the launch titles to make me run out there and get one.

[FlamingDuck]

Hmmm...My dad gave me Tony Hawk: Downhill Jam for Christmas. I'm really not interested in this game, but I don't know that much about it. So: Should I return it and get Contact+$20 or just keep it?

[TheEnglishman]

I'd keep it. Tony Hawk's games are quite good, though they have lost a bit of the fun recently.

[The Wind Seer]

What is this topic about?

[FlamingDuck]

Nothing.

"some place" said:

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

I believe the correct term for that is "Ouch burn".

http://www.imagecabin.com/files/2006/12/12/165926718a9d520a212093e98.gif

That had better stay like that, cause it keeps reverting to a stupid button...

[TheEnglishman]

The Wind Seer, on Dec 26 2006, 03:44 PM, said:

What is this topic about?

It has no meaning. It's for the art of spam.

[Yuki]

WIND SEER

This is Blue and I's topic of nothingness. You come here and let your random side out in a post. You say retarded things and don't get a weird look. This is a war.

>=D And you're smack dab in the middle of it!

[TheEnglishman]

I saw some terrible things there...

[Yuki]

:3 would you like to share them while sitting upside down?

[Someone Else]

X3

[Yuki]

Oh no WD used a smiley! O_O

There goes the end of my world~

[TheEnglishman]

Well okay... *falls off chair*
HEY!

[Yuki]

XD! Now, you're only sitting upside down if all the weight's on your head >:3

[TheEnglishman]

Straw chewing!

[Yuki]

Its Boxing Day for all the Canadians >__<

[TheEnglishman]

And yet there isn't any boxing. Never mind chums!

[Aquamarine]

Sea_of_Time, on Dec 26 2006, 12:14 AM, said:

So? Aqua killed the Rap Battle topic! I blame you, Aqua! *points to nothingness*

What? My raps were gooder than yours!

... And yes, I got 99% warn all at once for the Rap Battle topic thingy.
I wonder who will fall for my big fat lie...

[Yuki]

"gooder"

bwee hee~

[Sea of Time]

Harsh, Aqua. That's harsh.

[Yuki]

Why can't we all just be friends and skip along the path of love? :D

[/hippie Yuki]

[Sea of Time]

*skip?*

This isn't making me feel any more free.

[Yuki]

D= Well...EAT CHOCOLATE.

[Sea of Time]

*eats some chocolate*

This....tastes funny.

[Yuki]

MAYBE YOU'RE ALLERGIC! =D

[Sea of Time]

Did you put something in this?

[Yuki]

If you don't list it under laxatives then no =o

[Sea of Time]

I smell spaghetti.

[Yuki]

XD Rofl.

[Sea of Time]

Hey, it's not funny. Spaghetti smells good.

Do you have spaghetti? NO!

[Yuki]

Spagheti is so gross XP

[Mars Djinni]

Vivo Adobo!

[Yuki]

YEAH!

Vivo...Ube...=D!

[Lemontime]

Lemontime makes his debut in The Random Topic: Scallywag Version.
Hi there. What happens here?

[Yuki]

WE ROCK OUT TO THE BEAT OF OUR OWN DRUM.

...I've been waiting to say that forever >.<

We just...act...dumb :D

[Lemontime]

Spam?

[Yuki]

Yuh yuh! =D

[Lemontime]

Sounds fun. I'm gonna go play crappy WoW.

[Yuki]

Oh. Well, make love not warcraft. *zoom!*

[Lemontime]

I loved that episode..

[TheEnglishman]

ATTACK!

[Saturos S.]

yay, it's finally really holiday for me!

Worked my butt off at the restaurant with christmas. But now.... nothing!

[Lemontime]

Aren't you asian?

[Saturos S.]

me? I'm European, Dutch/British, got two passports.

[TheEnglishman]

Guess where I'm from. *Points at avatar, profile and sig*

[Split Infinity]

Australia?

[TheEnglishman]

No but they're destroying us in the cricket. *weeps*

[Split Infinity]

Those Ashes were rightfully ours in the first place.

[FlamingDuck]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Somia]

Are we keeping this for another year? ._.

[TheEnglishman]

Bah. I can't buy Zelda now because it's out of stock everywhere. If I get it over the internet it won't arrive until Monday, which is the day before my birthday, which defeats the purpose of trying to get it before then.
Basically I'm annoyed.

[Yuki]

*Rugby tackles Me111*

[Luna]

http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/

[FlamingDuck]

Wiis are out of stock everywhere. Includin K Mart. Who shops at K Mart?

[Saturos S.]

I can't remember them being in stock here. They probably were for a week or two... I just slept through it.

[Yuki]

KMART!!!!

[Saturos S.]

In dutch the K part could stand for a lot of things...

[Yuki]

HA HA HA *dies*

[TheEnglishman]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on Dec 27 2006, 06:04 PM, said:

*Rugby tackles Me111*

I knew I didn't like Rugby for a reason.

[Saturos S.]

Respect for the man in the Ice Cream Van!

[TheEnglishman]

Bit of an odd time in the year for ice cream. *licks*

[Hotshot101]

True it snowing outside and all. *eats*

[Sea of Time]

It's not snowing! It's raining men!

*man crashes through roof*

HOLY ****!

[Yuki]

It hailed last night. And I live in the middle of the suniest state.

*was completely scared* T_T

[Somia]

KMart is evil, it sold the bullets used at the shooting of Columbine.

[Yuki]

...and you know this...how...? o_O

[Somia]

Bowling for Columbine, a documentary. I watched in Communication Technology class for Media Studies unit. =p

[Yuki]

o-o smart child.

[Lemontime]

I always thought Bowling for Columbine was about bowling =S

[Nosferatu]

Huh. This is a test. Seeing if this will get posted. Doing this from my Wii. I wonder if Newgrounds works on this...

[TheEnglishman]

Apparently it works!

[Nosferatu]

So does Newgrounds. Youtube check, then we check the downloading aspect.

Heh. Youtube works. Cool.

[Lemontime]

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

You have a Wii >=[

[TheEnglishman]

Nice, friendly vibes around here.

[Aquamarine]

Hey, it is Nosferatu! He hasn't been around for some time.

[FlamingDuck]

It freaking rained on Christmas. I need to kick something...

[Mindpatch]

....Why?... We haven't had a white christmas in like,... 15 years or something...

[FlamingDuck]

Well...Still! Rain! So close! Yet like 10 degrees off!

Riddles!

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answers! said:

A1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

A2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

A3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

A4. Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

A5. The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.

A6. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

A7. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph

A8. If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

A9. If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!

A10. Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

A11. Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.

[Aquamarine]

Some of those were genius, FD. Which probably means that it wasn't you who made them up... j/k I wasn't really good at them though...

[Nosferatu]

Well, good to see others had a non-white Christmas. We had sun.

Aside from the annoyance put on the wrist, this is easy.

[FlamingDuck]

Aquamarine, on Dec 28 2006, 03:21 PM, said:

Some of those were genius, FD. Which probably means that it wasn't you who made them up... j/k I wasn't really good at them though...

The math one really annyoed me. I checked my math twice...I guess I just fail.

[Hotshot101]

oh well atleast its a riddle and not a test.

[Toasty]

FlamingDuck, on Dec 28 2006, 08:16 AM, said:

Well...Still! Rain! So close! Yet like 10 degrees off!

Riddles!

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

The lions. Since they hadn't eaten for three years, they must be dead.

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

The woman has two husbands. ;)

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

The kid blew into the water and held it there with his hand. He never went under water.

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Dunno

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

A newspaper.

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Well I'd say I could, but then I'd be lieing.

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

There are no E's

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Second.

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

First.

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

5000

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Mary

I didn't look at the answers. How many did I get right?

[FlamingDuck]

4. Even I did better than that. Just kidding. Maybe. Don't hurt me!

[TheEnglishman]

I'd seen the last one before. That paragraph one was good though.

[FlamingDuck]

Meh, that last one is all over. But moving on to even more wonderful stuff, Chatsum! If you don't have Firefox, go get it, then go get this. No more of this "Wait for replies stuff!" But really it rocks.

[Lemontime]

I got it. I'm way cool!

[Somia]

I saw all of those riddles before. Got more? =p

[Hotshot101]

Ya a few where hard some weren't. Good job finding them.

[Yuki]

Throw up chains.

[Hotshot101]

thats not nice.

[Lemontime]

Throwing up chains would hurt.. :|

[Yuki]

o-o yup. It would.

But in order to throw them up, you'd have to swallow them first, ne?

=O!!

[Lemontime]

Unless it was a supository(sp?).




If you don't know, that goes through your arse.

[Yuki]

LMFAO XDD

[Lemontime]

Oh GOD I'm so bored. I'm gonna sleep TERRIBLE tonight ><

[Yuki]

I'm bored too x___x;;

[Mindpatch]

Quote

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

5000

yeah.... that's wrong.. it's 4100...

[TheEnglishman]

That one confused me for ages. I'm bad at maths though. I only managed a C in my mocks.

[Aquamarine]

Quote

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

First.

How CAN you be first if you overtake the last person!? The answer is that you can't overtake the last racer because that means that YOU are the last one! Get it?

[FlamingDuck]

Don't make fun of the fact that Mr. T. can't add...s .

Chatsum. I know more of you have Firefox than Lemontime...

...Freaking censors...

[Hotshot101]

cmon really that problem was easy.

[TheEnglishman]

Pizza anyone? No? Just me then. *chomp*

[Saturos S.]

PIZZA!

[Nyktos]

Blech. I don't like pizza.

[Yuki]

Pizza is so yummy =3

[Saturos S.]

How can you not like pizza... ;)

[FlamingDuck]

If its smeared in poop?

[TheEnglishman]

True.
I've almost completed Fire Emblem, after having it for about a year and a half. Yay!

[Aquamarine]

Which Fire Emblem is that?

[TheEnglishman]

The first one to come out, outside of Japan. 7 basically. I'm on chapter 30. Woo!

[Sea of Time]

I beat it way before you! Wooo!

[Saturos S.]

I never beat spyro the dragon, I have it for nearly 2 years now.

[Sea of Time]

Now that's pathetic.

[Saturos S.]

I didn't like the game!

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, I wouldn't either.

[Saturos S.]

It was for the GBA, I got it for christmas two years ago.

After the second world, I threw it away and let my brother try and finish it.

...

...

That was a bad christmas.

[Sea of Time]

I hate bad christmases.

I have nothing more inspiring to say than that....

[Saturos S.]

I like christmassy food more then christmassy presents.

It's so... foody.

[Sea of Time]

*gets out a christmas ham*

Merry Christmas, GSSF!

*eats some ham*

[Lemontime]

Christmas Chicken Ftw.

[Sea of Time]

KFC is sweet.

[Lemontime]

Wtf?! KFC SUCKS!
The portuguese chicken shop up the road is WAY better!

[Sea of Time]

Ethnic chicken can be beat, by the magnificence of KFC!

[Lemontime]

Nope.
KFC sucks.

[Sea of Time]

.....Their fries are good.

[Lemontime]

McDonalds fries are better..

[Sea of Time]

Mcdonalds fries are overrated.

[Lemontime]

McDonalds fries are over OWNAGE.

[Sea of Time]

Oh......snap?

[Lemontime]

Snap inDEED.

[Sea of Time]

Deed? Is that like subliminal messaging?

[Lemontime]

Yeah.. I want the deed to your house. I'm gonna go play Guild Wars.

IGN: Para Lemon

[Nyktos]

I wish I had Guild Wars. If only I had known that BEFORE Christmas.

[Hotshot101]

lol oh well still got your birthday (depending on which day you where born), or not.

[Blue]

Split, some one owes me a set...
I think you know who it is...

[Mindpatch]

Wa... a set of deeds?

[Nosferatu]

Deeds? Whuzzat? A deed to a house?

That last good dead I did was...Oooo spider! *smush*

[Mindpatch]

Why did they call it a deed anyway... ^__-

[Nosferatu]

I think it was because the buyer was doing the buisness a "deed". Mainly giving them green gold.

[TheEnglishman]

Hehehehehe.... 'fries' ;) .
Anyways I hate the big stupid dragon! Ahhhhhh!

[Nosferatu]

Here's Dagon and Dragon.

http://image.gamebase.com.tw/images/xbox/attack/37_obl0871.jpg

Good enough?

[TheEnglishman]

Those are some big... things.

[Nosferatu]

Yet shiny. I'd rather have had Dagon win. The bloddy scourge...prince of destruction....*sigh* When will people learn daedra rule the divines? Morons.

On a lighter note, 5 zombies appearing outta nowhere when you get sent to a jail cell with no weapons or amour, sucks.

On another note, why do people think day is better then night? I'd much rather talk a nice walk through a dark forest, then down a street that is burning a hole in the bottom of my shoes.

[PDM]

Lifey, I'm too scared to look at the last page, so just tell me what the **** you're talking about.

[Split Infinity]

Nosferatu is back! Dark humour for everyone!

[FlamingDuck]

Scary death threats with mutterings about how their gonna die!

[TheEnglishman]

I beat Fire Emblem! Yay!

[PDM]

Lifey will be eternally mad at me for coming out and saying it, but for those of you who haven't noticed, Nosferatu is Lifeform287.

[TheEnglishman]

OMG *faints*. Sorry but I felt the need to overreact.
We have 1498 registered members
The newest member is NikkiBlow
Is anyone else worried that our 1500th member will have a name like TriPleXBoB or something?
EDIT: I always thought Nosferatu was a girl. Guess I was wrong.

[PDM]

NikkiBlow = ad bot.

[I'm Always BROKE]

O RLY?

[PDM]

Yeah, posted links to pornography as most of the ad bots we've been getting around here did.

[Hotshot101]

Lifeform288, on Dec 30 2006, 09:57 AM, said:

Lifey will be eternally mad at me for coming out and saying it, but for those of you who haven't noticed, Nosferatu is Lifeform287.

You got to be kidding me. Well they don't seem to act the same way, but oh well. Now just the question why he made 2 accounts.

[TheEnglishman]

Hotshot how would you know how Lifeform 287 acted? You weren't around then.
Unless you're some sort of magician. That must be it! *Runs*

[PDM]

Lifeform287 got banned for revealing the Veteran's forum to the non-veterans.

Then awhile after I got banned I asked Max if we could both come back, he said yeah. I did right away, but sillly Lifey didn't.

[I'm Always BROKE]

Wait, there's a veteran's forum in here? o_o; That would be the biggest suprise for me here in GSSF ever since I knew Split = Jack.

[Aquamarine]

Haha, LF288 is going to get banned now... again!