[Yuki]

To Blue: n________n awww! thanks big brother =3

To Somia: I caught a cold from Lin e.e; YOU'RE the one who's infected. Expect a cold any time this week =3

Sorry.

XDD!!!

[gsninja]

*boards Mr. T's ship*

Arrr, we be pirates, scourges of the sea!

[FlamingDuck]

woot. I mean, YAAAAR! Let aye be maraudin' and the like, me matey! What be we called, by my peg leg?

[Toasty]

Arr! It be Blue who decides that, matey!

[Blue]

Yar, be be known as the Drunken Yoshis!

[TheEnglishman]

Mr.T, on Sep 19 2006, 11:38 PM, said:

Mr. T is the best name ever. And toasty is more original than Me.

*coughuberhax.execough*

"Hey look at me! I'm Toasty because I like Toast!"
Alright that doesn't mean it's not original but it's silly dang it!

[FlamingDuck]

You killed it, Me. YOU KILLED IT! Ohhh, why must the good die young?

[Piers Watermaster]

Toast is good.

[Aquamarine]

Bumper cars...

[Caael]

I love dodgems. I always like hotwire them. Failing each tiem... I CANT FIND THE DAMN KEY HOLE!

[TheEnglishman]

Just calm down there young sir.

[Caael]

Damn right have i been knighted!

[TheEnglishman]

I guess you wanna be called 'sir' now eh?

[Caael]

You already did, but it would be mice, me111

[Aquamarine]

Tornadoes...

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 20 2006, 04:40 PM, said:

You already did, but it would be mice, me111

I meant all the time.
AND WHAT MICE?

[Aquamarine]

Buffalos...

[TheEnglishman]

Weird new saying at school said by the teachers: "Summer's gone, Blazers on!" :blink:

[Aquamarine]

Wizards...

[TheEnglishman]

Snap out of it! *poke*

[Aquamarine]

Pokemon(s)...

[Sea of Time]

I can't believe it was actually 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' yesterday. How could I miss that?

[TheEnglishman]

I can't believe I missed it! NOOOOOOOOO!

[Mindpatch]

It's talk like a smart person day today.

converted:

Today ,00:00 hours, the 20th of september, year 2006
Officially declared; speak as if you(meaning any person actually joining me in this event) were a highly educated or extremely intelectual person.

[Sea of Time]

Did you know you can use any RGB color in your signatures? OR YOUR POSTS?

That was medium aquamarine.

[TheEnglishman]

I aint's to good wit the smart talk yar?

[Sea of Time]

When I wear olive green clothes, I look like I'm about to throw up.

[Mindpatch]

I have lots of olive green clothes, I just don't wear them.

[Sea of Time]

Remind you of the desert? This is Sandy Brown.

[Mindpatch]

Me111's typing an enormous message.

[Sea of Time]

I know. Probably showing off his formidable knowledge of colors.

[Mindpatch]

He's probably making a handmade gradient. XD

[Sea of Time]

I was going to do that, but I decided it would be way too much work.

[TheEnglishman]

Actually I just shut it all down and forgot about it. Wacky huh? (That wacky was included just to annoy SoT).

[I'm Always BROKE]

Is 'Talk Like Pirate-Day' an official celebration? :blink:

[Blue]

...
I want to steal MindPatche's sweet banner.
I saw this picture of Gimli holding this huge guitar and it had him saying "And you shall have my axe!"

[Sea of Time]

It sure is Diddy, it sure is.

[Mars Djinni]

Are.

[Yuki]

Fweee~

[Sea of Time]

Pokemon Johto...... POKEMON JOHTO!

[Mars Djinni]

Test:

Maligayan

[Sea of Time]

Are you testing a fancy new city in India?

[Aquamarine]

STFU!

[TheEnglishman]

How rude!

[Split Infinity]

You tell him, Jar Jar!

[Piers Watermaster]

YAAAAAAAAAAY! SPLIT"S BACK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Split Infinity]

You queer, stop talking about my back.

[Piers Watermaster]

I meant you're back from Fiji, and I'm straight. Read boyfriend/girlfriend.

[Split Infinity]

I read the boyfriend part.

[Mindpatch]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Split Infinity]

*steals sig* How much for it, Blue?

[Aquamarine]

*Burns sig with flamethrower*

How much for it NOW, Blue?

[Sea of Time]

You seem irratable today. What did I say that was so annoying?

[Caael]

Sot, you've stopped with teh blue text o_o

Well that fad passed fast.

[Sea of Time]

I just wanted to try different RGB text. There's over two hundred colors! But work was never my strong point.

[Caael]

Work? how was that work? O_o

[Sea of Time]

Well, first I have to type [color=#f8f8f8] and then I had to type the closing color HTML. EVERY TIME!

[Caael]

=O SO much work, SoT [/sarcasm]

[Sea of Time]

Well, when you post as much as I do, it does become wearing. Plus, it's kinda corny.

[Caael]

Sheba did it for ages.

[Sea of Time]

Does she have 4000 posts? I've been here for less time as her as well.

[TheEnglishman]

Split Infinity, on Sep 21 2006, 01:14 PM, said:

I read the boyfriend part.

It's the funniest thing Split's ever said!

[Sea of Time]

I think it was!

But this is nowhere near worth of a celebration....

[TheEnglishman]

What, no celebration?
Aw I was gonna bring the balloons...

[Caael]

Balloons rock

[Split Infinity]

Me111, on Sep 22 2006, 02:04 AM, said:

It's the funniest thing Split's ever said!

I'm completely oblivious to whether or not that was sarcastic.

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Sep 21 2006, 05:14 AM, said:

I read the boyfriend part.

:blink:
I'm sorry, but thats a burn.
Nice one Split.

[Split Infinity]

You think so? Wow, I made a funny!

[Caael]

Oh my god Split, you're right!

Whee.

[Split Infinity]

*hums law & order*

[I'm Always BROKE]

T_T

[Piers Watermaster]

It's white day.

WHITE TEXT THAT NO ONE CAN READ

[Split Infinity]

http://www.terrydenton.com/fun_page/images/comics/megan.gif

[Caael]

Heh

[Blue]

Eh, its hard to try and be funny Split, you better just let it happen. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

*sits*

[Split Infinity]

New sig!

[Blue]

Tasty.

[gsninja]

You know what's really tasty? Meat. n.n

[Toasty]

Toast is better. n.n *eats*

WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE WAYS OF THE FIRST 20 PAGES!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

[Blue]

No
BLEEDING, BUNNIES SCREAMING!
Bring the hammer dooown!

[Mars Djinni]

Burleeding?

[Blue]

Mars Djinni, on Sep 21 2006, 04:26 PM, said:

Burleeding?

You know what you should do?
You should go and get sprites from the new Mega Man ZX game and make me a animation. :blink:

[Mars Djinni]

Only problem is that there aren't any.

[Toasty]

.....But what about the cutlasses?? *stabs with cutlas* *cries* D;

[Mars Djinni]

*Implodes Toasty*

[Sea of Time]

I'm ordering my iPod tomorrow! Woot!

[Toasty]

*spontaneously recombusts8

Wow, that was....weird....
Being compacted at an alarming speed sure does make a guy hungry. *goes to pantry*

[Sea of Time]

Interesting. You should probably get that checked out.

[Toasty]

Well at least I didn't explode, 'cause then I would've had to pick up all of my scattered remains. Imploding is much cleaner.

[Sea of Time]

True. But the mess is almost as bad. *looks at blood on floor*

[Toasty]

Whoops. Forgot about that. *passes out from lack of blood*

[Sea of Time]

*laughs at dead body*

[Mars Djinni]

Burleeding?

[Sea of Time]

I am confused.

[Mars Djinni]

Burleeding.

[Toasty]

Yes, I have an exactlywhat on a chain right here, thank you.

[Split Infinity]

Hot potato, hot potato!

[Mars Djinni]

*Explodes Split*

[Split Infinity]

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti!

[Mars Djinni]

*Freezes Split*

[Split Infinity]

Mashed banana, mashed bana - uh oh.

[Somia]

Hm.. What have we here?

It he something edible now too?

[gsninja]

*eats Split* n.n

[Split Infinity]

Wouldn't like it if someone mashed my banana.

[Platinum Sun]

*stomps split's banana*

[Split Infinity]

Aw, you've left a big gooey mess now.

[Platinum Sun]

*unstomps banana*

[Split Infinity]

*slips*

[Toasty]

*eww*

[Mars Djinni]

Split has no banana now.

[Blue]

Wait, Split had a banana? Since when?

[Mars Djinni]

Dunno.

I know this though, he's been lacking one ever since, otherwise his name would've been Banana Split.

*ba-dum-pish!*

[TheEnglishman]

He's here all week folks!

[I'm Always BROKE]

I like banana splits. :blink:

[Split Infinity]

Yesh! You see, Mister Kong...I love banana! The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture...in fact, I love bananas so much, I even lost a banana split in an unfortunate melting accident. Hence the name...Split Infinity. For I am forever without my beloved banana.

[Caael]

SPLIT! YOU LIE!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Yeah he is! Split is much more a orange person. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

The sun has got his hat on!

[Sea of Time]

Fancy!

[Toasty]

It's got a little perpeller! The litle d!ckenens! [/Ed]

[Sea of Time]

Huh? Speak in the english language, please.

[gsninja]

English language only, please. :blink:

[Sea of Time]

Yeah, we wouldn't want this to become the 'Speak in Different Languages' topic.

[Toasty]

I can thpeak in a lithp!!

[gsninja]

Your mom's the 'Speak in Different Languages' topic! >=O

[Split Infinity]

Yo mama so stupid, she stole a free sample.

[Somia]

... There's a entire site delicated to those jokes..

Wait, not one, but a few.

[Split Infinity]

Only a few of them are ever any good. They have to be short and sweet, for starters.

[Somia]

As IF 45 posts in a mere 5 minutes wasn't enough.

If they just delete them, he'll just post more, wouldn't you agree?

*goes on gamefaq*

[Split Infinity]

Solution: Permanent ban.

Solution Until Moderators Act: Stop posting in his topics.

[Toasty]

WTF! *dances*

[Split Infinity]

You see, if you post in his topics, it just spurs him on, and makes more work for the mods.

[Somia]

I thought this was a random topic

[Split Infinity]

See you, post topics you his if in, on just it him spurs, more mods work the and for makes.

[Somia]

that figured we much, he think is offline I now.

[Split Infinity]

.

[Toasty]

WTF!

[Split Infinity]

CBF.

[Toasty]

ZOMGWTFSTFUSOABYB!!!1!!one!!one!!11!!!11!!!eleventy!11!!!!1!1!!1!!!!!

[gsninja]

Z0MG B0X3D!?

[Toasty]

TEH 1337 HAXZORS!!!one! ZOMG!!eleventyone!

[Split Infinity]

I can speak English on the internet! Isn't that wonderful!

[TheEnglishman]

N00b speak in a forum? I haven't heard that before!

[Split Infinity]

The elite hackers! One! One! Eleven! One! One! One! A hundred and eleven! Zed oh my god!

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.dorasbox.com/blog/archives/yacht.jpg
For your viewing pleasure, a yacht.

[Split Infinity]

I went on one like that in Fiji. It was bigger.

[TheEnglishman]

I've not been on too many boats. I went on one from Cornwall to the Scilly Isles and ended up feeling sea sick. Then I fell asleep so it was okay. Yay.

[Split Infinity]

DID SOMEONE SAY YAY!?

[Caael]

Methinks so.

[Split Infinity]

I LOVE YAY! *smokes*

[Aquamarine]

.

[Split Infinity]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2950/ufofenceiy7.jpg

Cue X-Files music.

[Caael]

o_o Another fake!

[TheEnglishman]

A UFO. OH DEAR.

[Mindpatch]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1241/yeahyt6.png

[Caael]

Lmao!

That is rather amusing. [/understatment]

[TheEnglishman]

Now that wasn't there before.

[Mars Djinni]

Split got Debunked! ...By a STICK MAN!

[Blue]

Wo Wo!
My EuroHero!

[Caael]

Yep. Split was own3d by MP.

[Sea of Time]

Awesome. There's 5 birthdays today and I don't know any of the members.

[Split Infinity]

I love stick figures! xD

[Toasty]

*pokes*

[Split Infinity]

*punches face, knees in groin and kicks until dead*

[Aquamarine]

Good for you Sp(l)it.

[Split Infinity]

*spits on corpse*

My calling card. Just don't call me, because if you so much as utter one syllable I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!

If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.

[TheEnglishman]

Honesty, can we have one conversation that doesn't end in death?

[Split Infinity]

What do you define the limits of a conversation to be? A whole thread, or just a single conversational topic?

[Aquamarine]

BEHOLD!

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[TheEnglishman]

Split Infinity, on Sep 24 2006, 07:35 AM, said:

What do you define the limits of a conversation to be? A whole thread, or just a single conversational topic?

A single conversational topic, as you put it.

[Toasty]

*kicks Split in the gut so hard he goes through the earth and into the sun, causing supernova* *dusts hands off* Now that's how you get rid of somebody. *walks off*

[Aquamarine]

LORFMAO!

[Caael]

Me111, for A fellow Brit, man you wake up early.

[Toasty]

I wake up at 7:20 on weekdays during the school year.

[Caael]

6:50 on school days. God knows when on weekends. I was once asleep till 3pm.

[Toasty]

I've slept in until 2PM in the summer once or twice. I was up 'till 6 or 7 in the morning.

[Caael]

Not a suprise then. I went to sleep at around 11pm when I woke up at 3pm.

[Mindpatch]

Lol, Caael went back in time.

[Split Infinity]

Bart: Wait, what comes after 12 o'clock again?

Smithers: 1 o'clock.

Bart: No, after.

Smithers: *groans*

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 24 2006, 09:32 AM, said:

Me111, for A fellow Brit, man you wake up early.

It's school. It wrecks my biological clock and makes weekends start early for me.

[Mars Djinni]

My biological clock is ticked off.

[TheEnglishman]

Jet lag is worse. I hate that.

[Caael]

Quote

Lol, Caael went back in time.

3pm the next day

[Aquamarine]

I wake up at 7:15 on schooldays, on weekends at about 10-11. Today I woke up at 6:10 am though. I really don't know why, I couldn't get back to sleep and I'm not at all tired!

[Caael]

That happens to me sometimes. I get a good nights sleep and when I wake up, i'm tired as hell, yet when i'm up past midnight, i dont get tired in the morning at all o_o

[Aquamarine]

I'm a soldier...

[Caael]

... o_o

[Aquamarine]

I'm a SOLdier...

[Caael]

... * slow*

[Aquamarine]

I'm a solDIER...

[Caael]

...

[I'm Always BROKE]

He's a soldier... o_o

[TheEnglishman]

He's a SOLDIER First Class.

[FlamingDuck]

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.

[TheEnglishman]

I thought about posting that but went for the FF7 thing instead.

[FlamingDuck]

Good for you, because if you hadn't I couldn't post into this intulectually stimulating conversation. Then I'd have to take in a completely different direction. And trust me, you really don't want that.

I can NOT type today.

[TheEnglishman]

Ah you're trying to sound smart. How cute.

[Caael]

I still dont get the soldier thing....

[TheEnglishman]

It's Aqua. He's always saying stuff that's odd.