[Linear]

O_O Destroy All Humans?
...
XD ... I so want to play that game. Other than Dead Rising which you smack zombies with anything possible...

[TheEnglishman]

It's good, though I'm unsure if the sequel is better. At least the second one isn't just America.

[Sea of Time]

Meh, the game looks okay.

[TheEnglishman]

"Looks ok"? "LOOKS OK"?!
Glad to hear that.

[Sea of Time]

XD I barely recognize you with your un-conservative set.

[Caael]

Yay!

What was happening? Lets all play poker! Royal flush, oh yeah!

[Sea of Time]

*grabs machete*

It's time to go noob hunting.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Oct 29 2006, 11:26 PM, said:

XD I barely recognize you with your un-conservative set.

I know. It's a step into the unknown...
AND the Dr Who quote's gone!

[Sea of Time]

Thank god....I mean....good!...I mean....awwwwww.

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Oct 29 2006, 11:35 PM, said:

Thank god....I mean....good!...I mean....awwwwww.

Ha Ha. Just remember I can bring it back anytime I want.

[I'm Always BROKE]

OMFG! MY ****ING MP3 PLAYER JUST ****ING BROKE!!!! ;)
GOD DAMMIT!! It was the only ****ING thing which made cycling to school or work not so god damn boring. ****!

[Sea of Time]

That sucks. What kind is...I mean was it?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Something really crappy only worthing 40 god damn euro's. It had 1 KB though. ;) BUT IT JUST ****ING SUCKS BECAUSE TOMORROW I'LL DRIVE TO SCHOOL WITHOUT GOD DAMN MUSIC! Also IN school! Without that damn thingie I'll just bore to death! :D SHIIIIIIT!!

[Toasty]

Yeah? Well what if I bring back my.....FERRARI SET!! What then!?! Ohhhhhh!! What're you gonna do know?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Mr.T, on Oct 30 2006, 01:13 AM, said:

Yeah? Well what if I bring back my.....FERRARI SET!! What then!?! Ohhhhhh!! What're you gonna do know?

I don't know WHAT THE **** I would do! ATLEAST NOT LISTENING GOD DAMN MUSIC ATLEAST!

Im gonna sleep now. ;)

[FlamingDuck]

Someone needs an MP3 player...Or a hug.

[Toasty]

Yeah, I want an MP3 player. I might get a $30 creative that's at wal mart some day. I'm not really huge into music, butI like to listen to it when I'm surfing the net.

[Sea of Time]

I got an iPod. *hugs self*

[TheEnglishman]

Come guys, it's hug time!
*opens arms*

[Valistrix]

*Pulls out a Browning Handgun and shoots Me111 between the eys*

No.

[Caael]

Righty ho, just tell me where to shoot.

[pHantOm]

http://64.207.144.142/movabletype/PETA2Daily/archives/bagel-thumb.jpg

DISCUSS!

[Sea of Time]

Mmm.....that's one tasty hole.

[Aquamarine]

Wow, that looks... and SOUNDS wrong.

[Sea of Time]

You're welcome.

[Caael]

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats funny.

http://geektechnique.org/images/167.jpg

[Sea of Time]

I think I found the one way you can make a bagel dirty.

[Caael]

Ahem. Take the time to admire Domo Yoda http://geektechnique.org/images/167.jpg

[Sea of Time]

Boo. I can't see it.

[Caael]

http://geektechnique.org/images/167.jpg

[Sea of Time]

Boo. I can't see it.

[Caael]

FINE

http://web.syr.edu/~rtharper/w00t%20sheep.jpg

[Sea of Time]

XD. I saw that one.

[Caael]

YOU SUCK. I just felt like saying that.

[Valistrix]

*Steals Caael's $20 and breaks his neck*

[Caael]

* cracks neck back into place* Just get your own damn $20 * steals back*

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1844/owned9wp.jpg

[Sea of Time]

Get a job!

[TheEnglishman]

I've spent 4 hours doing Graphics work. FOUR HOURS. *dies*

[Sea of Time]

Did you make a t-shirt?

[FlamingDuck]

No, he made spats.

[Sea of Time]

What the hell is that?

[FlamingDuck]

You don't know what spats are? Shame!

[Sea of Time]

I don't know what a lot of things are.

[pHantOm]

http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/16500/16602-Green-eggs-and-ham_w.jpg

Discuss

[Linear]

An IPB Image is an IPB Image.
...
Anyone want mango?

[pHantOm]

http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bilder/mango.jpg

I can go for some mango, although I dont really like the raw fruit I do like it in drinks. :)

PS: Long time no see linear :D

[Linear]

o_o Yeah. I had mango...and it got me really sleepy.
PS: Long time no see to you to. XD

[Valistrix]

*Pokes Lin* It's authentic guys, s'alright to come out now.

I like mangos...

Cardboard, anyone?

[Toasty]

http://www.musc.edu/recycle/cardboard.jpg

Cardboard pwns. 'Nuff said.

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed.

[Toasty]

Heck yeah!

[Blue]

Wanna know what else is awesome?
Getting a job at Gamestop, which I just got today. Go me.

[Caael]

:D Who in their right mind would give blue a job??!! =P

[Split Infinity]

I see you've been taking advantage of my *coughvoluntarycough* absence as usual by attacking me with wet noodles, which I shall gratefully accept and pile into my oversized spagghetti bowl.

[Aquamarine]

Blue, on Oct 31 2006, 11:36 AM, said:

Wanna know what else is awesome?
Getting a job at Gamestop, which I just got today. Go me.

Hey, cool. So how much are you getting paid? Unless that's a secret, of course. :D Do you get to play games at work?

[TheEnglishman]

He probably gets to play the crappy games that no one wants.

[Sea of Time]

That's what you get for working at EB Games.

[TheEnglishman]

Hmm. I have a picture, and it's even realated to Halloween, but you guys probably wouldn't want to see.

[Sea of Time]

I'm bored, so put it up.

[TheEnglishman]

I'll link it. Look at your own risk kiddies!
http://wallstreetjackass.typepad.com/raptu...lloween_ass.jpg

[Sea of Time]

Damn proxy wall blocker thingy. I want to see it!

[pHantOm]

I could have gone without seeing that.

[Sea of Time]

Good proxy wall blocker thingy!

[TheEnglishman]

Bah. It just goes with my hating of Halloween. It's an overmarketed piece of junk.

[Saturos S.]

Same goes for valentine.

Christmas is overmarketed too, but I can cope with that one.

[Valistrix]

Halloween is good for one reason, the old lady who lives in the manor across the streets hands out money as chocolate is 'unhealthy'.

[Saturos S.]

That's nice of her. In Holland we've got St. Maarten, known to the english world as Saint Martin. He was a knight who cared for the poor and sick in the middle ages and is most famous for slicing his cape with his sword and giving to a beggar.

The kids go from door to door with lanterns on November 11th and sing a song about originally St. Martin and recieve sweets or fruit. Most of the songs know are about sweets, which is a result caused by a morally gone wrong effort by primary schools to learn them songs about sweets instead of the Saint.

In Italy and other southern European countries they celebrate 3 kings. Which I believe shares the sweets giving idea.

Anyway, all are examples of old celebrations with good meanings turning into a sweet-eat-fest for children. => Children turn fatter, we can laugh at films of fat kids in rollercoasters, dentists make more money, health insitutes can fuss about children getting fatter and in the end everyone sees Halloween, Saint Martin and Three kings as sweet-eat-fest/laughing matter/fuss instead of celebrating the good done by the saint/kings or repelling of evil.

[pHantOm]

Me111, on Oct 31 2006, 03:27 PM, said:

Bah. It just goes with my hating of Halloween. It's an overmarketed piece of junk.

Obviously you've never been to a halooween party. :)

Those girls dress up pretty kinky sometimes :D

[Caael]

@ Phantom

Slutty Witches sometimees go overboard(i.e practically nothing on), but parties are always fun at halloween.

[Aquamarine]

Hm... Those parties sound fun! Give me an invitation!

But SS is right. And even though he said all that I bet he's just another one of the sweat-singing kids. :D

[Caael]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezor

* looks around nervously*
Warcraft!
* runs off*

[Toasty]

The only holidays that I really pay attention to, is Christmas, and my Birthday. Every other year we go to a ski resort somewhere around Bend, Oregon, and it's always fun snowboarding down a high priced mountain. I get a lot of money on my B-Day. 'Nuff said.

[Sea of Time]

I'm cool with that.

[pHantOm]

Mr.T, on Oct 31 2006, 07:17 PM, said:

The only holidays that I really pay attention to, is Christmas, and my Birthday. Every other year we go to a ski resort somewhere around Bend, Oregon, and it's always fun snowboarding down a high priced mountain. I get a lot of money on my B-Day. 'Nuff said.

You're one sad, spoiled little man.

[Split Infinity]

Even his car has some custom rubber. Just like himself. Toasty's are extra small. :D

[TheEnglishman]

Heh.
Heh.
Heh.

[Toasty]

Split Infinity, on Oct 31 2006, 10:44 PM, said:

Even his car has some custom rubber. Just like himself. Toasty's are extra small. :D

That's disturbing.......and no I'm not spoiled, I would be if I didn't have an older sister who's going to get the BMW when she's 17......I get a lot of money because my grandparents, and my aunt & uncle, are sorta rich. I usuall get about $175 total from all of my relatives. I'm sure most of you who have jobs make more than that in a week. This is pretty much my allowence since I don't get paid to do chores.

[Caael]

I get £30 a month, and I dont do chorse or anything. Call me lucky, but I have 3 siblings.

[Sea of Time]

I can't call you lucky for that.

[Caael]

Didnt think so.

[Sea of Time]

I get $40 a month and I only have 1 sibling. :D

[Caael]

Didnt they register at one point?

It gets better for me. When I turn 14, then I get £40 a month
and then 15, £50 and so on.

[Sea of Time]

Sweet.

I updated my signature...but only slightly.

[TheEnglishman]

*Looks* Cheerful.
It's annoying when people are so damn serious with their sigs. Now having a Dr Who quote, well that's obviously a sign of coolness.

[Sea of Time]

My posts make up for my dark sig.

*hugs Me111* Actions speak louder than words, you silly boy you!

[TheEnglishman]

*SoT lets go*
I didn't say stop.

[Aquamarine]

TINGLE-TINGLE-KOOLOOLIMPAH!

I know whose password at school that is!

[Saturos S.]

Yeah, is nintendo still thinking of making that tingle rpg or was that scrapped long ago?

[Aquamarine]

No, I think it is already out in Japan. Not sure if they're going to even sell it outside Japan. It's supposed to be quite god though, so if I had a DS I would maybe buy it. No matter who teh main character is.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Nov 1 2006, 10:06 PM, said:

No, I think it is already out in Japan. Not sure if they're going to even sell it outside Japan. It's supposed to be quite god though, so if I had a DS I would maybe buy it. No matter who teh main character is.

'Quite god'? What are you Aqua, a Tingle worshipper?

[I'm Always BROKE]

Tingle... O_O; He's a pedophile people... -__-; And Im glad his game isn't coming to Europe atleast.

Btw my job is awesome! :D

[Toasty]

Me111, on Nov 1 2006, 11:19 AM, said:

*SoT lets go*
I didn't say stop.

Okay, I'm gonna walk away from that......*runs away*

[Sea of Time]

That was a make up hug, not a passion one.

[Toasty]

It's still disturbing.......

[pHantOm]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/4278/1272459917lti7.gif

DISCUSS LOL

[Caael]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 1 2006, 10:42 PM, said:

Yeah, is nintendo still thinking of making that tingle rpg or was that scrapped long ago?

I read a report on it yesterday. They are carrying on making it, and it actually might clear Tingle's name. In fights you turn into one of those 'Taz the tasmanian tiger' type tornado/ pillar of smoke things and you have to direct it, and the more enemies you get into the tornado by the end of the fight, the more rupees you get for it.

The game is also all about money. When you go to a new town, people will hide until you bribe them to come out, and you make all the bribes or deals yourself, so when doing a task for somebody, you can haggle how much money you get for doing it; too high and they refuse, and too low and you lose out.

[TheEnglishman]

That's a bit weird.

[Saturos S.]

Sounds like fun, for about an hour or two.

[Toasty]

Haha! Ninty's trying to get little kids addicted to gambleing!

[Blue]

FF12 has stolen my soul
That is all *goes to play FF12 some more*

[Toasty]

I NEED TO BUY A PS2!!!

[Saturos S.]

We've just passed the 9500th post.
I think I speak for all by saying: "Up to the 10000!"

[TheEnglishman]

Blue, on Nov 2 2006, 10:43 AM, said:

FF12 has stolen my soul
That is all *goes to play FF12 some more*

It's meant to be great. Still I've gotta wait. *waits*

[Sea of Time]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />pHantOm, on Nov 1 2006, 09:56 PM, said:

DISCUSS LOL

You guys just ignored this! It was funny!

Poor poor phantom.

[Saturos S.]

It IS funny, but I don't think they're that far off. I would certainly goof around if I had their job, or at least in-game power.

[TheEnglishman]

It's weirdly true. I'm too cold to type anymore.

[Sea of Time]

The /ban all thing was hilarious.

[TheEnglishman]

Indeedy.

[Sea of Time]

You're such a downer lately. D=

[TheEnglishman]

Sorry but the bitter cold is playing havoc with my metal heart of evil. Also I can't find my jumper.

[Sea of Time]

*inserts pacemaker*

Don't let your heart beat too fast. MUHAHAHAHAAAA!

[TheEnglishman]

Get your damn hands out of my body!

[Sea of Time]

It was only a needle........uh oh your heart's beating faster....you're going to explode!

[TheEnglishman]

*Fixes* There we go. See I'm loads better now!

[Sea of Time]

Yes.....yes you are.

*knows that Me111 is now pregnant*

[TheEnglishman]

And you wonder why I'm a downer?

[Sea of Time]

Must be morning sickness.

You hungry? I got Snickers bars!

[TheEnglishman]

Blergh... no thank you.
And according to SoT I'm Nigel Buckminster. ;)

[Sea of Time]

That's right Nigel Buckminster.

You want some tea, Nigel Buckminster?

[TheEnglishman]

*Sits*
...
...
...
You talking to me?

[Sea of Time]

I'm sorry. But Nigel Buckminster is much better than Me111!

[TheEnglishman]

Well yes but that wasn't the first username I was thinking of.
And Buckminster doesn't sound remotely English! Banging together Buckingham Palace and Westminster together doesn't make it English!

[Sea of Time]

But I found it on a British names website!!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Please let me see this website so I can laugh at how un-British it is.

[Sea of Time]

http://www.last-name...igincat=British

There you go. British!

[TheEnglishman]

Don't believe I know anyone called '***g.'
Anyways little ones I'm off.
Damn Filters!

[Sea of Time]

Do you mean Fa-g, or G-yg?

[TheEnglishman]

The former rather than the latter.

[I'm Always BROKE]

ITS COLD! Damn I hate authum. ;) Winter is even worse.

[Caael]

It was sooooooo cold today. I'm normally okay with the cold, but today I was just brrrrrrrr. I'm taking my gloves tomorow.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I can't stand cold at all. Gimme heath!
Or atleast no wind, its the damn wind all the time which makes it all so cold.

[Caael]

Brr I hate wind, like diddy said, it just makes cold colder. Especially when you have to walk into it



Graphics tomorow! * dances*

[pHantOm]

Envy owns you all

[Caael]

He/She/? Does. But He/she/? doesnt own me.

[Sea of Time]

FFXII owns you all.

[pHantOm]

Caael, on Nov 2 2006, 07:17 PM, said:

He/She/? Does. But He/she/? doesnt own me.

In the manga envy is refered to as an "it" but in the anime envy is refered to as a he. Envy is a he because he was born a boy*SPOILER WARNING*

Spoiler said:

then Hoheniem of light tried bringing him back from the dead. His true look is a young hoheniem.

(as seen and explained in episode 50 of full metal alchemist)

[Sea of Time]

I don't watch anime. D=

[Toasty]

I don't mind cold that mutch, but only if it starts snowing, becasue that means christmas is just around the corner. ;) *prays that I get a Wii*

[TheEnglishman]

It's freezing! Damn you cold!

[pHantOm]

I just hit 1k posts

I feel ashamed yet enthusiastic.

[Aquamarine]

Hey, make a topic about it so that it can get closed soon after because of all the spamming!

Hey, make a topic about it so that it can get closed soon after because of all the spamming!

[pHantOm]

Nah, thats lame. It would look like im trying or something. Something ive never done.

[Sea of Time]

Everytime I get a hundred more posts I feel excited and then ashamed. Get used to it.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't feel any shame and a tinge of yayness!

[Sea of Time]

Good for you!

I can't believe I got involved in the political topics again. Everyone always makes me look stupid after I post in there. ;)

[TheEnglishman]

I rarely get involved as I don't feel a need to be political until I'm old enough to vote. I know some people may say that's just not giving a damn, and to an extent that's true, but I can't change anything for now, so why should I moan about it?

[Sea of Time]

People like to argue....I mean debate. That's the idea behind the 'Current Affairs' forum.

[TheEnglishman]

Well yes but I always feel a debate is a bit pointless if you can't change anything about the situation.

[Sea of Time]

And that's your point of view. I usually don't visit those topics because I don't know the issues well enough.

[pHantOm]

I can vote, or else I wouldnt care.

[Sea of Time]

What's the voting age in the US?

[pHantOm]

18

and you should consider changing your name to Sea of Posts

[Sea of Time]

Pfft...I'm just a River of Posts flowing into the ocean of uberawesomeness.

[Saturos S.]

I think it's time for Justin song...

Tadaa!! http://www.youtube.c...h?v=NICT3mq5rmE

[TheEnglishman]

I got burnt on my arm from some superheated steam. That really hurts.

[Saturos S.]

I had that once. I was making tea with the kettle and tried to take the capthingy off when it was still whisteling. But it didn't hurt that much...

[Sea of Time]

Weirdest...msn....convo....ever.

[Saturos S.]

I don't think burning my finger on the kettle steam compares to the whole arm of me11.

But still, it was a fun story.

[Sea of Time]

Well you have your fun!

[Saturos S.]

That women all the way left in your sig looks like a cello.

...

...

Bwahaha, cello-face!

[Sea of Time]

It's a man.......that's the lead guitarist.

[Saturos S.]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/theblackparade2.png

That's a man...? ;)

Edit: O bugger, I messed up left with right...well I meant her.

[FlamingDuck]

Eh heh heh...lysdexia lures!

[Sea of Time]

How do you think that that's a cello? YOU CRAZY *******!

[Saturos S.]

Her face show similarities.

Look: http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/3423HAmatiViolinTopPlateUpperLG.jpg

And now look at her face.

[Sea of Time]

Wtf is wrong with you....

[pHantOm]

wtf?

[Saturos S.]

Look at the shape of her face, then at the picture of a the backside of cello upside down.

[Toasty]

Sea_of_Time, on Nov 3 2006, 10:46 AM, said:

I can't believe I got involved in the political topics again. Everyone always makes me look stupid after I post in there. :P

Yeah, even me. And that's saying something! ;) nah, j/k

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 4 2006, 12:40 AM, said:

I don't think burning my finger on the kettle steam compares to the whole arm of me11.

But still, it was a fun story.

Oh it wasn't my whole arm. Actually, after sleeping, it doesn't hurt now.

[Toasty]

XD! Me111 burned himself with STEAM. It's WET. How can you BURN yourself with something WET. It's a serious question!

[Saturos S.]

Ever put a thermometer in boiling water with chemistry?
It's wet and hot.

[Toasty]

I know that. I was joking. Ever inhaled a blue indicator that indicates the presence of Carbon Dioxide? It tastes funny. XD

[Aquamarine]

Man, I had an awesome time last night. A girl from my class had a birthday party in some club. It started at 10 PM. We danced, sang and drank beer and Coke all night. A friend of mine took a full bottle of beer and started squirting and pouring it over me. Then I grabbed the bottle from his hands and did the same to him. It was empty by the time we finished with it.
At about 2 AM my friends and I found out another one of our good friends was almost in a fight. We thought it was nothing serious, but we stayed close to him just in case anyone wanted to attack him. Then the police entered the club and made everyone go outside. Once outside we saw that there were many people fighting, pushing and swearing at each other. We still don't know exactly what happened. One of them even had a machette, but thankfuly didn't hurt anyone in the end. We stayed behind even when most of the people left, to make sure our friend would be ok. He didn't get into a fight so we left.
At about 4 AM we found a place where we had hamburgers, and after that I had to sleep over at my friends place because there was absolutely no way of me getting home. I was practically at the other side of the city. At 10 AM I managed to get home. I got only 3-4 hours of sleep.
It was all great fun, but I'm just thankful nobody of my friends got hurt.

[FlamingDuck]

Question: Don't your parents care? Or are you at collage? Or are you an orphan with a cruel governess?

[TheEnglishman]

Doesn't sound fun by any accounts.

Mr.T, on Nov 4 2006, 12:13 PM, said:

Okay, this guy beats the pants off of all others. Here goes!

Name: Nigel Buckminster
Age: Relative to whatever year he happens to be visiting in at the moment.
Adept type: British

Type of dijinn summon: Tea and crumpets!!
Health points: The number of calories in british tea
Psyenergy: 30 gagillion times infinit3h
lvl: Level is realtive. The spoon isn't there. It's not real.

Psyenergy moves: Tea time, nap time, walking time, sitting time, drinking time, crumpets, King Henry the 144th, Dr. Who

Description: Well, he's British sooo....Long black socks, a scarf, a tacky plad kilt....no wait, that's Ireland....

Side: He's British, of course he's evil!

Weapon: Big Ben (yes, it's that friggin' huge clock in London)
Unleash: [Some British number]% Unleashes Dr. Who, MI-5, or The Avengers!!!

No offense to British people intended.

Ha ha.

[Saturos S.]

Just remember, most of you Americans have british ancesters.

And tea rocks!.. and scones... mmm... scones...

[pHantOm]

Saturos Striker, on Nov 4 2006, 01:57 PM, said:

Just remember, most of you Americans have british ancesters.

And tea rocks!.. and scones... mmm... scones...

No we dont...if anything most Americans have southern accents.

[Mars Djinni]

I can force myself into a British accent. I can also do French, but it sounds way too much like Steve Martin's Jaques Clouseau.

http://www.perlerbeads.com/3dpages/hamburger/header_image.jpg

Speaking of which, I would like to buy a damburgert.

[FlamingDuck]

Meh...I vote for world peace!

[Sea of Time]

Nigel Buckminster is an adept now? Hooray! I mean......Tip Top shape!

[Mars Djinni]

Yes, very muchly.

[FlamingDuck]

Crumpets rock your socks off, and you know it!

[Mars Djinni]

I'm not wearing socks, I'm wearing sandals.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't even eat crumpets (that often)
And that burger thing is weird.

[Saturos S.]

When I used to live in England, my aunt came over from Holland once and she asked specificly in a café for some english tea. Because in Holland you've got ceylon and a different English blend tea. Ceylon being the normal one. The waitress looked at her for about 5 seconds astonished and I was laughing out loud about how stupid my aunt's question was.

Then when we walked out of the café she finally realised how stupid her question actually was.

[TheEnglishman]

Once when we were out my sister wasn't feeling well and asked for soup. The waitress, in the dumbest voice possible replied 'Soup?!' like she was crazy.
In other countries they stack the plates across their arms. In England they mock your choices.

[Aquamarine]

FlamingDuck, on Nov 4 2006, 04:57 PM, said:

Question: Don't your parents care? Or are you at collage? Or are you an orphan with a cruel governess?

Yeah, my brother first phoned me to see if I'm ok, then a few hours later my Mum phoned me and told me to come home, which I didn't do, then I phoned her about an hour later to tell her I'll be sleeping ovet at my friends place and she had nothing against it. Why should she? I was with friends, I had a mobile phone and I had money in case I needed it.







And she doesn't know I was drinking that much beer.

[Caael]

I have an Idea!

Name: Toasty aka Toaster
Age: Stupid
Adept type: Yank

Type of dijinn summon: McDonalds
Health points: Lets just say he has a bulletproof layer of fat
Psyenergy: Chip fat
lvl: Big Mac

Psyenergy moves: ( This'll be sweet) Remote throw, remote-sabre, Burger box on head, American accent deafen,

Description: Wears a duvet cover. Clothes all ripped. Too fat.

Side: Yank. On 'is own

Weapon: Statue of Liberty
Unleash: Ice cream cone poke

No offense to American people intended.

[Sea of Time]

...

Holy ****.

[Caael]

I have that effect on people

[Sea of Time]

...that was harsh.

[Mars Djinni]

But still genius.

[Sea of Time]

Now someone has to make fun of Canadians!

Oh right.....there is nothing. *secret thumbs up to MD*

[Caael]

Lawl. Toasty cant expect to mock a country and not get mocked back.
C'mon, its the rules!

[Sea of Time]

Yeah......that's the rules......

*hides all the times I made fun of Britain*

[Mars Djinni]

IF anyone makes fun of Canadians, Jim Carrey will beat you down. Remember, Jim Carrey is also Bruce Nolan, who is also (partly), God.

[Sea of Time]

If Bruce Nolan is God, then is Jennifer Aniston Mary?

[Mars Djinni]

Jennifer Aniston was married, yeah.

[Sea of Time]

All we Canadians can do is make fun of ourselves, I hope I did our stereotypes justice.

Quote

Name: Jean-Claude Gagnon
Age: 75
Adept Type: Canadian

Type of Djiinn Summon: Maple Syrup, Beaver Maul
Health Points: Seal Blubber, we harpooned them when we were aboot yesterday!
Psy Energy: However warm our toques keep us in the frigid winters, eh?
lvl: Vive le Quebec!

Psyenergy Moves: Tim Horton's Coffee, Igloo Hide, Fur Trader, Lumberjack Slice

Description: Likes Tim Hortons, is respectful of other nations, maybe a little TOO respectful, respects our prime minister who is clearly better than the president. Enjoys watching hockey as often as possible.

Side: Neutral, as long as the Maple Leafs make the playoffs. If they don't....we might just attack Kazhkstan or something.

Weapon: Newfies, they're the most expendable asset we have!