[Caael]

I see...

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.djnite.co.uk/blog/zoidberg.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

Me111, on Sep 24 2006, 03:18 PM, said:

Ah you're trying to sound smart. How cute.

Yes, I find that an increaseed level of intelligence really lends itself to assist to this mentally declining thread.

Actually, I just like the phrase "intulectually stimulating". Which I think I just failed at spelling.

[TheEnglishman]

Woo!

[Toasty]

I made a new theme for my desktop! Tell me what you think.

http://img223.images...mescreenuf2.jpg

[Platinum Sun]

*pukes*

[Toasty]

Hey! Watch the keybord! But seriously, what do you think?

[Split Infinity]

What kind of a desktop is that? Looks more like a browser to me.

[Toasty]

It is, but it's showing my new skin that I made.

This shows it a little better:

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6277/ne...reenshotqk1.jpg

[Split Infinity]

Oh, you mean you made a whole new computer theme? But why does Microsoft Word looks like Micro5oPt Word.

[Sea of Time]

Guess I might as well just jump right into this conversation.

[Toasty]

It's because it's in Freshbot, and that picture is a JPEG. I modeled the theme after the Ferrari Aurea GT. To bad I can't do racing stripes though. :(

[Caael]

Looks pinky too me. A bit on the camp side...

[Split Infinity]

And who the hell are the Buckwheat Boys? xD

[musicman2059]

I don't wanna know. XD

[Split Infinity]

Sounds Brokeback Mountain-esque to me. *nudge*

[TheEnglishman]

I'm ill. Pity me!

[Split Infinity]

You're always ill, and you're always tired, and you're always getting people to suck up.

[TheEnglishman]

Wow. Someone's grouchy.

[Split Infinity]

No. Just unimaginably correct.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.favreau.info/misc/photoshops/yarly.jpg

[Mindpatch]

I'm a soldier.

[Mars Djinni]

Split's constipated.

[Mindpatch]

Split's a soldier.

[TheEnglishman]

Everybody's a soldier!

[Mars Djinni]

Everybody's a constipated soldier.

[Mindpatch]

I'm now a treefarmer.

[TheEnglishman]

A treefarmer? How very crazy. WEE!

[Mindpatch]

I farm trees.

[TheEnglishman]

And then what do you do?
Ooo I passed 1400 without noticing.

[Mindpatch]

Do you want to buy some trees?

[Sea of Time]

That depends on the price.

[Blue]

I haven't launched anyone from the Spam Cannon in awhile. Any volunteers?

[TheEnglishman]

Why don't you put some actual spam in the cannon for a change?

[Aquamarine]

Oh man...

[Blue]

Ok
*fires spam at Me11*
Oh, and CrystalRyu has her own RP forum now *le gasp*
It looks like its shaping up alright so far. http://z10.invisionfree.com/ClockWork_Towe...dex.php?act=idx

[TheEnglishman]

Mmm... spammy.

[Blue]

Spam is fairly tasty actually.

[Split Infinity]

Spam: an acronym for spiced ham.

[Blue]

Split, did you join CrystalRyu's website?

[Split Infinity]

No...it's an imposter! :P Of course I did. I seem to have lost the connection though.

[Blue]

Ah, already then.

[Split Infinity]

Wow, two words of opposite tenses used together in a sentence.

[Blue]

Umm, I guess? *prods with metal pole*

[Split Infinity]

*grabs metal pole and knocks Blue into the lion's den*

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Sep 25 2006, 02:55 PM, said:

*grabs metal pole and knocks Blue into the lion's den*

Hey wait, why is there ducks in this lions den?

[Split Infinity]

Yar, they be the lion's food. Appetizers, if ye know what I mean...

[Blue]

Split Infinity, on Sep 25 2006, 02:58 PM, said:

Yar, they be the lion's food. Appetizers, if ye know what I mean...

Oh ok. *fires spam at the lions and runs away*

[Mars Djinni]

Split's Constipated.

[Split Infinity]

Oh, I've found a trojan in my WINDOWS directory. That's nasty. Die!

[Blue]

Trojans? I thought that they were all killed off.

[Split Infinity]

Well, I did buy a wooden turtle when I was in Fiji, maybe the virus hid in that? xD

[Blue]

Ah yes.
And MD, I see you on Ryu's website. XD

[Split Infinity]

Geddit? Because, it's like, a trojan...turtle?

[Toasty]

You killed it before it even lived.

[gsninja]

Turtles have shells.

[FlamingDuck]

96% of incumbant Senators got reelected. That must mean the other 4% really sucked.

[Toasty]

4%. How odd.

[TheEnglishman]

This morning air be chill says I!

[Toasty]

I hate fruit flies. Their annoying.

[Blue]

People make me sad.

[Split Infinity]

What is this 'emotion' that you speak of?

[Toasty]

*takes glove off* *slaps with glove*

It's kinda like that, but sometimes it'll tear you apart.

[Split Infinity]

I feel a different emotion. Perhaps this is anger? Yes...this anger...I must succumb to it!

*kills Toasty*

[Mindpatch]

My trees cost $1

[TheEnglishman]

I've got to make a model of an atom for Chemistry. It's meant to look like large circle with protons, neutrons and electrons on it.
At the moment it is a piece of wire, that used to be a coathanger before I bent into a 'circle', with a ball and some string at the top.
Oh dear.
Now even this wouldn't be as bad if I had time to make some improvements but it's in for tomorrow.
Oh very dear.
I know there is nothing you guys can do but simply moaning about it makes me feel better.

[Aquamarine]

Me111, on Sep 26 2006, 05:04 PM, said:

I've got to make a model of an atom for Chemistry. It's meant to look like large circle with protons, neutrons and electrons on it.
At the moment it is a piece of wire, that used to be a coathanger before I bent into a 'circle', with a ball and some string at the top.
Oh dear.
Now even this wouldn't be as bad if I had time to make some improvements but it's in for tomorrow.
Oh very dear.
I know there is nothing you guys can do but simply moaning about it makes me feel better.

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[Caael]

What does a bob-omb have to do with an atom?

[Sea of Time]

Both have the ability to explode!

[TheEnglishman]

I've finished it now and it's not too bad. The only bad thing is the wire's shape which isn't a circle, but I can't change that.

[Toasty]

If I we're you, I'd have a styrofoam ball in the middle with the rings around it, and the electrons attatched to the wire rings. But that's just me.

[Sea of Time]

And who ever listened to you? Ahahaha.

[Toasty]

Apparently 3/4 of my school. And they actually get a few things right now too.

[FlamingDuck]

Stop posting so much. You make Duck's head spin.

And who was it that sold some other commodity I was looking for? Aqua? Methinks?

[Sea of Time]

Were you looking for a tree? That was Mindpatch.

[FlamingDuck]

No, it was a while back. Like around page 450. It was a goose. And GD13 owns a goose farm. I need something to do besides wander through 100 pages of TRT.

[Somia]

Barbie makes me laugh x3

[gsninja]

One thing I used to do to Barbies when I was younger was to strip them and then break them apart. Pretty freaky, I must say. ._.

[pHantOm]

I liked action figures that were cool, ken wasnt for me.

[gsninja]

Lawl.

[Blue]

I love Rock and Roll...
Actually, I really don't.

[TheEnglishman]

Yay! My wire is a proper circle now! *confetti*
Seriously I'm glad. It's been annoying me for awhile but now it looks pretty decent.

[Split Infinity]

Best. Website. Ever.

[Mindpatch]

Trees can be funny too. Want to buy?

[Sea of Time]

I have two in my yard. My investment would be safer in the hands of Mr. T's battery garden.

[Caael]

Yay! New songses on ipodzor. Lots of breaking benjamin, Asian kung fu generation and L'arc en ciel.

[Blue]

For all of you peoples who are in Crystal Ryu's new forum, go and post youur character profile, and either post in the new RP thread or make your own in one of the other sub forums.

[TheEnglishman]

Atom update: It's good enough to go on display. Yay.

[Aquamarine]

What's up with Mindpatch and his trees...?

[TheEnglishman]

I'm not sure but I'm not buying them.

[I'm Always BROKE]

TREES FOR BREAKFAST TONIGHT!

[Blue]

I feel like iguana tonight
like iguana tonight.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I feel... Random tonight. :P

[Sea of Time]

Well you're in the right place!

[I'm Always BROKE]

I know. :P No school for me tomorrow btw.

[Sea of Time]

More time to spend feeling random then!

UBERCHOP!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Meh im going to bed now... Cya. :P

[Sea of Time]

Alright, stay crazy.

[gsninja]

I don't have school this upcoming Monday. n.n

[Somia]

Mmeh. MSN refuses to work for me.

[Blue]

When does MSN ever want to work?

[Somia]

It always worked T_T

[FlamingDuck]

Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

[Blue]

I feel like I should be laughing maniacaly here.
Muahahahahaha!

[Sea of Time]

I feel sorry for Somia. Yet I still want to laugh with Blue!

[Blue]

Hey MD, Ryu started up the RP so get posting in her Forum.

[Mars Djinni]

*points to the stack of homework* Maybe later.

[Split Infinity]

I discovered Mindpatch's tree farm.

http://www.albartus.com/lo-poli-tree.jpg

[Blue]

I discovered your mom!
No I'm just kidding. :P

[Split Infinity]

I discovered Bin Laden. *holds up head*

[Blue]

Nice, now go and discover the RP at Ryu's forum. Now please. :P

[Split Infinity]

I'm-a go watch the Discovery Channel now.

[Blue]

v.v
Youu make me sad.

[Split Infinity]

I'm sad that I'm flying...

[TheEnglishman]

Yay! No school tomorrow!
Boo! School today!

[Blue]

And yet another time I feel like laughing maniacaly.
Muahahahahaha!

[FlamingDuck]

Phenominal.

No school on Monday! Yaay! 3 soccer games a week until Thanksgiving! Yay?

[Caael]

Well, we get a half day on wednesay. Happy now?

[Mindpatch]

Yes, that's my tree farm. Wnna buy?

[TheEnglishman]

Bah. Who needs trees when you've got... bees!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Or flees? :P

[TheEnglishman]

Or maybe even fleas!

[I'm Always BROKE]

Aww I wanted to say that! :P

FLEAS FOR PRESIDENT!

[Sea of Time]

Fleas especially affect chimpanzees, or donkey monkeys.

[Caael]

.. Okay, moving on.

[Sea of Time]

DONKEY MONKEYS!

[TheEnglishman]

BOMBARDA!

[Caael]

* gets out missile* Sorry, what?

[Sea of Time]

Put that away. *smacks hand*

Now go stand in the corner.

[TheEnglishman]

*Gets a dunce hat ready*

[Sea of Time]

We're gonna have a punishment party now!

[TheEnglishman]

And how would one of those work then?

[Caael]

* In corner*

I discovered the best practical joke ever today and I'll tel- Oh Wait, i'm in the bad corner.

[Sea of Time]

Hey shut up over there! *smacks face*

The party works when we punish him and party while he's in the corner!

[Caael]

I'll tell the best practical joke, if you let me out of here.

[TheEnglishman]

*Ignores*
Umm... woo party?

[Sea of Time]

You still have two minutes, and DON'T SIT DOWN! *smacks face*

*passes around nachos*

You guys want some Coke?

[Caael]

Yes please!

[Sea of Time]

SHUT UP! YOU'RE STILL IN THE GODDAMN CORNER!

*smacks face hard*

Now you get two more minutes.

*hands Coke to Me111*

[Caael]

Aw...

[Sea of Time]

Well, you've been a good boy. You can come out now.

*throws out all nachos and Coke*

Party's over guys....

[Caael]

Can I tell the best prac. joke ever now?

[Sea of Time]

Go for it, you good little boy you.

[Caael]

What you do, is you get a funnel, and put it in the front of your trousers, and roll a coin down your face into it. Then you ask somebody else to do it, and if they can, then they keep the coin. When they put the funnel in their trousers, get out a water bottle and pour it down the funnel.

It sounds lame, but wait until you try it.

[Sea of Time]

My neighbors, when they would have water gun fights, would put the water guns down each other's pants and spray each others........with water.

It was a pretty strange sight.

[Caael]

It sounds rough. I tryed my Prac joke in science, when we were using funnels and filter paper. It was the best lesson all year. He blamed it on me, but miss said ' So he went and pissed on your trousers then?'

[Sea of Time]

And you said yes?

[Caael]

I said no. Dumbass.

[Sea of Time]

Harsh words..........

Damn, I have no comeback.

*vanishes*

[Caael]

I am harsh. DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH UPS.

[Sea of Time]

No.

[Caael]

PRIVATE, YOU WILL RUN AROUND THE 5 ACRE FIELD FOR THAT DISOBEDIENCE. IN 'NAM, THEY WERE BETTER!

[Sea of Time]

*walks away*

[Caael]

COME BACK HERE, YOU LAZY ASSWIPE. YOU ARE GONNA BE IN THE FIRING RANGE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP! * Gets out tank*

[Sea of Time]

*puts on flak jacket*

[Caael]

* gets out missile*

[Sea of Time]

*puts on three more flak jackets*

[Caael]

* gets out flamethrower*

[Sea of Time]

*puts on beekeeper outfit*

[Caael]

* throws sun at SoT*

[Sea of Time]

OMG

*burns to death in blazing inferno*

[Caael]

SoT was PWN3D

[Sea of Time]

Well I'm off to heal my burns and assorted wounds. Later.

[Caael]

So now you can suffer.

[TheEnglishman]

Surely even going near the sun would kill you, let alone picking it up and throwing it at someone.
EDIT: http://x39.xanga.com/e5481b5129c6832573720/b22631528.jpg
:P

[Sea of Time]

Ummm....spoiled dog or just crazy owners?

[gsninja]

I'd say crazy owners. :P

[Toasty]

Yes.

[Sea of Time]

I wanted to pose that rhetorical question for the purpose of an obvious answer.

[Toasty]

No duhr.

[FlamingDuck]

The word of the day is "phenominally". Say it 5 times fast. DO IT!!!

[gsninja]

No, the word of the day shall be...banana hammock!

[Toasty]

Mmmm....bananas......

[Caael]

Banana hammock is a speedo o_o I wouldnt want to eat one, toasty.

[Valistrix]

BLAKS NERF!

[Caael]

...

[Valistrix]

*Cough*

[TheEnglishman]

Something needs to fill this awkard silence.
http://x39.xanga.com/e5481b5129c6832573720/b22631528.jpg
Heehee. I love the Oompa Loompa dog.

[Valistrix]

My eyes! >.<

[Toasty]

Hee hee!...He's funny!

[Valistrix]

'Minds me of my Grandma...

No.

Srsly.

[TheEnglishman]

Your grandmother is an unholy combination of dog and Oompa Loompa then?

[Valistrix]

Close.

[TheEnglishman]

Wow. I dread to think how that happened. Or what you look like. :P

[Valistrix]

Heh, that, you shall never know.

[Caael]

The oompa loompa dog is terrifying. I cant stand those oompa loompas. They are terrifying.

[Blue]

Yar, I demand that ye all give me you golds!

[Caael]

As long as you kill the oompa loompa dog.

* hands gold over*

[TheEnglishman]

It'll get rid of you first with it's Oompa Loompa-ness!

[Caael]

NOOOOOOOOOO! * runs*

[TheEnglishman]

That scared you.
I have the sneaky suspision that the 200,000th post won't be achieved in the next hour, which I'd need it to be.

[Blue]

Gonna get you, like a Space Boy!
Wo wo wo wo

[Caael]

Ha! Me111 wont get to witness the awesome moment.

[Valistrix]

;.; Can Link?

[Caael]

Depends on how active you are over the next few days. Its a countdown to the 200000th post, and see who gets it.

[Crystal_Ryu]

zOMFG :0

I'll tell you something:

I won't get it xD

[Valistrix]

*Yawn*

Pass.

Good luck though.

[Sea of Time]

OMG HI GUYS!!!

[Valistrix]

OH EM EFF GEE!

[Sea of Time]

OMG HI LINK! I GOT SOME UBERHAX ON TEH WEEKND! U WANT SUM?