[Kikuichimonji]

oh...oh...*cries*

woe is me ;^;

*does the hand flinging over the face and looking distressed thing*

[Sea of Time]

*sits Kik and Aqua next to each other*

Welcome to Dr. Phil.

Today we have a 16 year old girl, Kikuichimonji, who claims that this 16 year old boy, Aquamarine, has had sexual thoughts involving her.

Alright, y'all. Aqua, what do you have to say for yourself?

[Aquamarine]

I... I... I ADMIT IT!!! I JUST WANT THE EVIL THOUGHTS TO STOP!!! *grabs Dr. Phil* PLEASE HELP ME!!!

[Sea of Time]

Hey now. Calm down. I'm here to solve your problem. You see that name back there? That's me. I'm gonna help you. I can help you and I will.

*holds Aqua's head*

*eyes roll into back of head*

*room goes dark*

GILUAH FYU DROOKNA!!!!!!!!

*lights come back on*

You are saved! Now, that'll be two thousand dollars for your troubles. Paid to me and my lovely wife.

[Kikuichimonji]

it must be because my posts are like so hawt.

*sizzles*

[Sea of Time]

What the hell? The Dr. Phil magic backfired?

That sizzling sound is Aqua!

[Aquamarine]

I thought this was gonna last a little longer. I expected there was going to be mass murder or something. Oh well!

*Punches Dr. Phil and runs*

[Sea of Time]

Go to hell, you little *******!

*goes to have sex with wife*

[/Dr. Phil]

[Saturos S.]

I'll play the public. :)

person 1: "Yeah keep running mother****er, run away from your problems like you always do"

person 2: "Stop being such a wise ass biatch!"

person 1: " You talking to me?"

person 2: " no your ****ing mother in law, what you think?"

person 3: "Boys, STFU or fight!"

Dr. Phil: Well, you know, fighting is not the solution, talking is. Being reasonable with one another and respecting each other. But did you or did you not cheat on your mother in law person 1?!?!?

Person 1: "I aint taking no **** like this from an aussie!

Dr. Phil: "On the next show, we'll find out what's really behind person 1's aussie hatred. Does everyone hate aussies? Was his mother that abadoned him a kangaroo? Or is he just under educated and that he gives the aussies the fault. Find out next week.

*Person 1 in the background*: "It's cause you won't admit that you're queer"

[Yuki]

LMFAO

i love you people


And Kik is so pretty :3


o.o I hate Dr. phil. *punches him as well and runs*

[TheEnglishman]

I officialy hate the rain. I had to wait 5 hours and 45 minutes in the rain waiting for a cricket match to start. :)

[Yuki]

lmfao

and the funny thing is
when i go to Britain
it never rains
:D

[TheEnglishman]

Believe me, there is only so long you can stare at a pitch gradually getting wetter before you snap.

[Toasty]

It's raining here....* snaps * And SoT, Kik, and Aqua....you shoulda taken that bit 'o drama to the E Drama thread.....It would've made it more popular!!! * cries *

[Someone Else]

<<

>>

Most of you should know what I look like.

[Yuki]

like hilary duff's boyfriend in lizzie mcguire?

yeah, we know n.n

well i mean...the boy everyone wants her to be with! O:!!!

[Someone Else]

Apparently I look like a lot of (famous-semi famous) people to everyone. I always thought that I looked unique, I dunno. I guess my looks are unique and bound to get you famous. :)

[Yuki]

them looks'll get ya far boyeeee.

as far as bangladesh.

buh-zing~

[Someone Else]

Wait, do you mean from here (California) to South Asia or about to how poor Bangladesh is?

[Golden Djinn13]

lofl

[Someone Else]

This is what happens when you place a well-aimed grenade in Halo.

[TheEnglishman]

Hmm...

[Saturos S.]

So what, a car in a tree. You see that all the time in Holland when driving back from a football match.

[Aquamarine]

XDDD

WD is the guy with the Star Wars s**t behind, right? Yeah, I seen the pic. I've also seen other pics, but I can hardly remember who looks like what.

[Wiflewood]

I look like an emo. Scandal!

[Yuki]

WD's the one who looks like he'll eat your face off.

I was aiming at how random Bangladesh a country is. Homie.

[Saturos S.]

This one of those rare moments that there are less guests then members active...

[Mindpatch]

This is one of those rare moments.

[musicman2059]

My forum worships.... cheese. o.o

[Saturos S.]

OMG!! less then 5 words!!! SPAM!! OMG!!! SPAM!!! MEAT!!!

[Sea of Time]

You teh noob.

[Kikuichimonji]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on May 27 2006, 10:08 PM, said:

LMFAO

i love you people
And Kik is so pretty :3
o.o I hate Dr. phil. *punches him as well and runs*

naaaaaaaaaaah

I am not grossly deformed though so it's all good *thumbs up*

except for that extra nose but meh why quibble :(

[Sea of Time]

*walks away slowly*

Even Dr. Phil can't fix THAT!

[Wiflewood]

Whats that chainsaw in your bag for then?

[Toasty]

You mean the one labled " WARNING!: DO NOT ATTEMP TO STOP CHAIN WITH HANDS OR TESTICLES" Or the other one?

[Sea of Time]

You're hilarious, you know that? Downright hilarious.

[Toasty]

Thank you.* Takes a bow *

[Sea of Time]

*kicks face while in bow*

Take that, funny man.

[Aquamarine]

Oi! Who are you to kick Toasty! *jumps on SoT and makes him fall*

[Sea of Time]

Oh no, I have fallen. What am I too do?

*turns over, kicks Aqua in the groin*

Take that, funny man.

[Mindpatch]

Hahaha, together you 3 form 1 big funny man.

[Sea of Time]

Does it have three heads? SWEET!

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, we're the Funny Gang! :(

[Sea of Time]

You're out of this gang. I've got hitmen hunting you down.

Why? Because I can.

[Mindpatch]

That'd be really silly, a 3 headed person with 1 dead head.. xD

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, becuase SoT would be the dead head.

[Sea of Time]

I would be a zombie! With easy access to brains!

[Aquamarine]

So you could ghet smarter! Hurrah for zombies!

[Sea of Time]

*eats Aqua's brains*

Oh no! I'm only getting stupider!

[musicman2059]

Muahaha! Soon, my plot for being the smartest man will be complete!

Uh... what was that plan again?

[Sea of Time]

Did it involve eating brains? It's really working out for me, opening up all sorts of job opportunities.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

I make my triumphant return to TRT earning nothing but a dead badger.

[Sea of Time]

*presents Werebarret with dead badger*

I believe you requested this.

[Saturos S.]

Werebarret, I've handed the Insanity Asylum over to Toasty.

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

WTF.

WTF.

WTF.

WTF.

There's nothing so fine in this world as a nice refreshing glass of Vaseline.
I get thirsty just thinking about it.

[Toasty]

Doesn't that give you the runs?

[Saturos S.]

This guy worships squirrels and eats woodlice for breakfest. I wouldn't be suprised if getting the runs was one of his hobbies

[Toasty]

XDD

[Saturos S.]

I'm a Slayer and Today's top poster!!!!

Hip, Hip....

[Yuki]

I've got sunshine in a bag.

[Aquamarine]

HOW did you manage to make 20 posts SS!?

[musicman2059]

I can barely seem to make one these days. XD

[Mars Djinni]

Love_Guardian_Yuki, on May 29 2006, 12:48 PM, said:

I've got sunshine in a bag.

I've got raindrops in my pocket.

[KH_Idiot_Kitzune]

Yuki: yay for weather :3

[musicman2059]

You haven't heard the song, have you?

I ain't happy, I'm felling glad
I've got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is goin' on.

[Kikuichimonji]

no no no MM :rolleyes:

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up

It's coming up



It's DARE

[Saturos S.]

It's falling down of the hit charts. BANG!!! Another song lost forever.

Can't say I'm really sad about it though.

[musicman2059]

BANG! Bad guy falls.

[Saturos S.]

It's DARK LORD!!! Toasty's the bad guy.

please get it right next time... :rolleyes:

[Someone Else]

I HAVE AN EYEBAWL

I HAVE AN EYEBAWL

[Saturos S.]

Strangely enough, I believe you. :rolleyes:

[Someone Else]

I HAVE 2 EYEBAWL

[Saturos S.]

Now that's just plain silly!

*reminds himself of Odysseus and the cyclops*

MY NAME IS NOBODY!!!

[Toasty]

* Whistles * XDD

[Someone Else]

NOBODY'S BLINDED ME!

[Toasty]

Round 1: Air uses suffoacate on WD! WD goes down! WD uses max revive! Air uses breeze! WD nimbly doges the blow! WD uses slap! Air goes down!

Round 2: * WD switches out, Split comes in * Water uses drown on Split! Split nimbly doges the blow! Split uses burning match on water! It doesn't affect water...Water uses Tidal wave on Split! It's super effective! Split goes down... * switches out for milk carton * Milk carton uses milk squirt! It's a one hit KO!!

Round 3: * Milk carton switches out, SoT comes in * Plastic spoon uses scoop! SoT has been lifted into the air! SoT uses Fight Club! Spoon goes down! SoT Falls! SoT goes down...

Round 4: ( this could go on forever you know ) * Toasty comes into play * Toasty uses buttered toast on knife! Knife cuts buttered toast in half! No damage! Knife uses slice on Toasty! toasty nimbly doges the blow! Toasty uses melting butter! knife melts! It's super effective! Knife goes down!

Final score: Forums: 4..........Lunchroom:1

Forums win!!

[Saturos S.]

"Welcome into the virtual command enviroment, I'll be the artificial intelligence who will be assisting you."

[Someone Else]

...losers

[Kikuichimonji]

Mr.T, on May 30 2006, 11:58 PM, said:

Round 1: Air uses suffoacate on WD! WD goes down! WD uses max revive! Air uses breeze! WD nimbly doges the blow! WD uses slap! Air goes down!

Round 2: * WD switches out, Split comes in * Water uses drown on Split! Split nimbly doges the blow! Split uses burning match on water! It doesn't affect water...Water uses Tidal wave on Split! It's super effective! Split goes down... * switches out for milk carton * Milk carton uses milk squirt! It's a one hit KO!!

Round 3: * Milk carton switches out, SoT comes in * Plastic spoon uses scoop! SoT has been lifted into the air! SoT uses Fight Club! Spoon goes down! SoT Falls! SoT goes down...

Round 4: ( this could go on forever you know ) * Toasty comes into play * Toasty uses buttered toast on knife! Knife cuts buttered toast in half! No damage! Knife uses slice on Toasty! toasty nimbly doges the blow! Toasty uses melting butter! knife melts! It's super effective! Knife goes down!

Final score: Forums: 4..........Lunchroom:1

Forums win!!

....you try too hard :rolleyes:

[Aquamarine]

........

[Saturos S.]

Quote

........

How do you pronounce that?

[Toasty]

Kikuichimonji, on May 31 2006, 08:02 AM, said:

....you try too hard :rolleyes:

....... at least I tried ;^;

I actually got that idea from school. It was at lunch time, and we were all high on sugar........* goes into memory balloon *

[gsninja]

Hello, everyone!

[My Best Wishes]

Thank you your all far to kind.

[Saturos S.]

Can I get an encore, do you want more!?

[Sea of Time]

I've become so numb!

[musicman2059]

My brain hurts.

[Saturos S.]

o_O, a brain can hurt? Brainache?

You mean head right?

DONT CONFUSE ME!

[musicman2059]

It's a complicated science.

[Saturos S.]

I do science, I'm great at it.
Biology however.... Now my brain hurts. :rolleyes:

[Aquamarine]

You know who rocks? Patrick Star.

[Saturos S.]

He owns.... *happy though 2x*

WOO!!! Netherlands under 21 soccer team made it to the European Chamionship finals! TAKE THAT FRENCHIES!!!

[Mindpatch]

We rock!... Right?

[Saturos S.]

We sure do!

I don't see the American or Canadian team make it to the European championship finals! HA!

[musicman2059]

that's cause they're not European, genius. :rolleyes:

[Toasty]

I think that's because it's the Eouropean championship, not American.

[musicman2059]

And besides. Canada sucks major monkey balls at Soccer.

[Someone Else]

IMA GONNA FART

[musicman2059]

I FAAAAAAAAAAAART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[Aquamarine]

Oh no... Please don't WD... My gas mask is in the other room and I can't bother to go get it...

[Saturos S.]

musicman2059, on Jun 2 2006, 01:42 AM, said:

that's cause they're not European, genius. ;)

Mr.T, on Jun 2 2006, 01:43 AM, said:

I think that's because it's the Eouropean championship, not American.

You people take my jokes to seriously. :rolleyes:

[Someone Else]

Not to mention, the spelling! *dies*

[Someone Else]

I = 30 to 30

lookit mah post count

[Toasty]

Now if ya'll want a fartin' contest, I suggest ya'll include me.

* lets out a whopper * Why'd everybody faint?

[musicman2059]

o.o *faints*

[Aquamarine]

Enough with the farting! We're not some common animals! *sips tea*

[Toasty]

* monocle *

[Someone Else]

DATS MY WORD!!!

Okay, it's Scott's from VGCats...

[Toasty]

* fart * Man, I need to lay off the beans.

[TheEnglishman]

Man you need to think up some humour that isn't so basic.

[Toasty]

* monocle *

[TheEnglishman]

It's improving, but that is yoinked.
What an odd place this... still is.

[Toasty]

Wow. A hint of a compliment. That's unheard of.

[TheEnglishman]

Come on. It's not like I'm a cold, heartless machine, hating all the people around me, oh the fools! THEY'LL SOON RESPECT ME!

[Saturos S.]

I'm can do science me!

[TheEnglishman]

Then can you do my science exam that's coming up? I'd really appreciate it. I'll give you all the monopoly money you could ever want!

[Saturos S.]

What's it about? I got a 9.2 on test about beams, lenses etc.

I recently got a 8.8 on one about (doesn't no english word) but the formula for it is: C= M x *delta* T x V. :blink:

[TheEnglishman]

It's basically on the subjects I've covered so far this year. So very informative...
I've just realised my half term is effectively gone now. :blink:

[Saturos S.]

Be glad you've got one...

[Toasty]

New topic: Delicous Pie!!

[TheEnglishman]

Saturos Striker, on Jun 3 2006, 10:17 PM, said:

Be glad you've got one...

I guess you've got a good point. Still the end-of-the-holiday feeling is pretty damn depressing. At least I was out and about.
Delicious Pie= Apple Pie. With custard of course.

[Saturos S.]

That's always like that. You start counting the days towards the holidays. The first 1/3 you're jumping and celebrating. 2/3 you're kinda rushing and doing things and the last 1/3 you're counting down and getting depressed because it went so fast.

@ toasty: I LOOOOVEEEE APPLE PIE!!!

[Toasty]

Pie rulz. Especially blueberry.

[TheEnglishman]

Pie talk on the internet? How wacky!

[Toasty]

I wonder why talking about pie always seems so random......* ponders *

[TheEnglishman]

Perhaps that's the way the universe works. Perhaps the fabric of the universe means it is impossible to talk about pie without being random.

[Toasty]

* ponders * That's too much to handle!! My brain can't take it!!

[TheEnglishman]

I've been reading The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy again. That's why I do such bizarre... jibba jabba.

[Toasty]

You should see the movie....The world's about to be destroyed. No reason getting all annoyed. Sit back and let the world dissolve around you......

[TheEnglishman]

I've seen the movie. It's ok, but not as good as the book. Strangely Marvin is the best character in both the book and the movie.

[Toasty]

Isn't he the depressed robot?

[Sea of Time]

musicman2059, on Jun 1 2006, 08:10 PM, said:

And besides. Canada sucks major monkey balls at Soccer.

Our best soccer player is Steve Nash, and he's a basketball player. :blink:

[Toasty]

I wan't pie!!

[Yuki]

i want a hug from a buddy...XD

[Someone Else]

*HUGZ*

[TheEnglishman]

Mr.T, on Jun 3 2006, 10:58 PM, said:

Isn't he the depressed robot?

Yep.

[Saturos S.]

Yay, a 3-day weekend, which is now a 2-day weekend.

[TheEnglishman]

It's depressing to think that in 24 hours I'll be walking to school. Either that or I'll be exceptainly late.

[Saturos S.]

You don't get a day off for whitsuntide?

[TheEnglishman]

*Checks* Nope, but I have had the week off so I think it's fair.

[Someone Else]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h47/aznskater13/AnimalCrossingSA.jpg

[Werebarrret/St Jimmy]

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Wind Dude, on Jun 4 2006, 06:24 PM, said:

How surprisingly accurate.

[musicman2059]

Does this mean I can blast Tom Nook and his shop into smitherines?

[Yuki]

i hate Tom Nook >(

[Linear]

*random sound of fans smacking people*

[Someone Else]

http://rapturepress.com/8bittheory/comics/00000021.jpg


HELL YEAH

[TheEnglishman]

Is it right though? It is? Oh ok...

[Saturos S.]

Animals with weapons scare me.... *whimpers*

[Someone Else]

The most scary part is that I can almost picture AC with GTA gameplay.

[TheEnglishman]

It wouldn't surprise me.

[Sea of Time]

I could totally see Tom Nook as a car-jacker.

[TheEnglishman]

It wouldn't surprise me.

[Sea of Time]

Nothing seems to surprise you.

[TheEnglishman]

Well that surprised me *points off screen*

[Sea of Time]

Was it a monkey?

MONKEY!

*runs to look*

[Split Infinity]

You homo, what are you doing at Me111's house?

[Sea of Time]

Are you stupid?

[TheEnglishman]

Apparently he is.

[Split Infinity]

Indeed.

[Saturos S.]

This little piggy went to market.

[TheEnglishman]

And was butchered and sold as pork. It's reality kiddies!

[Sea of Time]

XD

Me111 is officially Mr. Realistic

[Toasty]

He needs an award.

[Sea of Time]

So do I, but you don't see me winning anything do you?

[Someone Else]

No. You're the only one who thinks you deserve a reward.

[gsninja]

Ouch.

By the way, WD, the "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." quote was from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

[Someone Else]

Nope, they got it from somewhere else. The quote's been around for a long time; no one knows who made it up first.

[gsninja]

Oh, ok o.o

1+1=2 n.n

[Mars Djinni]

My neighbour has a sign on his door that says that "tresspassers will be shot" thing.

[gsninja]

Scary.

[Yuki]

you should tresspass just to see if he'll really do it n.n

juss kidding :3

[gsninja]

Yay for Roxas! n.n

[Mars Djinni]

The picture of the CounterStrike dude kinda sways me away from going there. Heheh.

[Toasty]

3 -1=2

[TheEnglishman]

WHAM!

[Saturos S.]

KAZAAMMO!

[TheEnglishman]

KER-PUNCH!

[Saturos S.]

SPLAT!!! Arrrgghh....

[TheEnglishman]

KER-POKE!

[Sea of Time]

Wind Dude, on Jun 5 2006, 06:40 PM, said:

No. You're the only one who thinks you deserve a reward.

v.v

Oh WD, why do I deserve such harshness?

[TheEnglishman]

Oh don't worry, we aren't all harsh. *Gives SoT a present*

[Sea of Time]

*unwraps*

It's a new bagel toaster! Thanks, Me111!

[TheEnglishman]

Hang on a minute... I gave you the toaster? Then I must have given someone else the bomb! *Explosion*

[Sea of Time]

*watches Toasty's head roll away*

Poor, poor Toasty. The one present he gets is the one thing that killed him.

[TheEnglishman]

Well never mind.
http://www.wingsamerica.com/webart/products/small/586.jpg
I WANT ONE!

[Sea of Time]

Let's steal MD's!

Now, here's the plan.

*whispers to Me111*

[TheEnglishman]

Gotcha. *Put's on Ninja Gear*

[Sea of Time]

*puts on pirate gear*

*walks up to MD's house*

Shhh, he's sleeping.

[TheEnglishman]

*Walks in*
*Steals hat*
*Walks out*
All in a good night's work.

[Sea of Time]

*uses cutlass to slice MD's carpet in the mark of a P*

The Legend of Pirate SoT has begun!

*runs out*

I want to wear the hat!

[TheEnglishman]

How about we share it? I can have it Monday through to Sunday and you can have it on... Neverday! It seems like a good idea to me.

[Sea of Time]

How about you just give me that hat RIGHT NOW!

[TheEnglishman]

Well I would but... *Ninja Vanish*

[Sea of Time]

Where'd you go! I WANT THAT HAT!

I AM PIRATE SOT!

[TheEnglishman]

Sea_of_Time, on Jun 6 2006, 05:46 PM, said:

I AM PIRATE SOT!

http://www.columbiacostumes.com/High%20Seas%20Pirate.jpg

[Sea of Time]

No no no. I look much cooler than that.

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.talklikea...m/partykit.html
B)

[Sea of Time]

I don't get why anyone would want to party with pirates. There'd be more booze there than there is under Aqua's bed.

And that's a lot of booze.

[TheEnglishman]

Quote

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Have you used them yet SoT?