[Toasty]

I have an Australian Shepherd. He understands human speech.

[Somia]

Caael, on Sep 2 2006, 05:50 PM, said:

Her name is Milly =D She has a pink collar now, and if I could give you the blue collar, i would, but you are like not in England.
EDIT: Woah, im the only member online who isnt a mod. Better watch my step.

... ... ... XDD

...I'm sorry, it just what I was playing 2 seconds ago.... xD

(What an resemblance =3)

[Nosferatu]

I like killing things.

Oh, and screw Scorpian tanks in Halo. SCARABS kick much more ass.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3526/scarabvehiclerj9.png

[TheEnglishman]

Split Infinity, on Sep 3 2006, 01:01 AM, said:

You're always tired. Lay off the morphine, eh?

I can't help it if I work hard. If only I actually did...

[Split Infinity]

Choose: Drugs or smoking? That's brain damage or lung damage?

[Caael]

Is neither an option?

[TheEnglishman]

I'll leave that choice to you Split. Meanwhile I'm going to stand over there.

[Caael]

I'll go stand in an opposite corner. Every so often pointing and laughing.

[Aquamarine]

DiddyKong, on Sep 3 2006, 01:12 AM, said:

I sorta care... Well thats cuz Ive got nothing to do right now. :D
btw shouldnt you be in bed Aqua? :P

Er... Well... Yes, I guess I should. That's why I turned off my PC about two minutes before you posted that.

[Split Infinity]

And now I'm guessing it's...mmm...two o'clock in your area?

Man, I'm good.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, it's like really hard to look at my local time in my profile, isn't it? :D

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 3 2006, 01:06 PM, said:

Yeah, it's like really hard to look at my local time in my profile, isn't it? :D

Man where do you live if you're an hour ahead of me? Must be somewhere nearby... *looks*

[Split Infinity]

Just a tad east from where you are.

[Aquamarine]

It is nearby. Sort of. I sometimes go it Britain to visit my relatives, so I know you're just an hour behind me.

EDIT: This post is for Me111, not Split. :D

[Split Infinity]

Which way does the Earth spin again? Clock or anti?

[Aquamarine]

Both.

[Split Infinity]

That would be so cool. Both hemispheres turning in different directions.

[Aquamarine]

That would be... quite strange actually.

[Split Infinity]

Imagine going to the Equator and seeing the people on the other side whooshing past at crazy speeds.

[Aquamarine]

XDDD

[Split Infinity]

Just make sure you time your jumps right or you'll end up a pretty long way away.

[Aquamarine]

That would be cool. XD

[Split Infinity]

It would be quite painful actually. The force of the opposite hemisphere's rotation added to the force of your own hemisphere would send you flying through the air at hundred of thousands of miles per hour before splattering into the Patronas Towers.

[Aquamarine]

:D
That would be so cool!

[Split Infinity]

Yep. And by some coincidence it would happen exactly 8 days from now, and both buildings would collapse and the whole thing would be blamed on Iraq.

[Aquamarine]

XD

Do you ever update you Split-Stuff website?

[Split Infinity]

You...visit...my website? You're da bestest frend evah! :D

[Aquamarine]

Well, I've just visited it a few minutes ago for the first time. Didn't even know you had a website. If you update it with cool stuff, and maybe add a forum I'll visit it more often.

[Split Infinity]

Omg...I hate ZoneAlarm...

http://www.zonelabs.com/store/content/supp...in98MEusers.jsp

http://www.microsoft...dofsupport.mspx

[Aquamarine]

Hm... Yeah... Bummer.

[Split Infinity]

The reason my website looks dormant is because I don't have an ongoing blog. It's getting bigger, trust me. Piece by piece, whenever I have time.

And did you notice what split-stuff is parodying?

[Aquamarine]

Er... Hm... I... Maybe?... Yes...
No, I haven't noticed what split-stuff is parodying.

[Split Infinity]

Think of nick1presta's website. Then think of my username.

[Aquamarine]

Oh... Hehe... Yeah, I... I get it... :D

[Split Infinity]

Would you like to work with me on the website? I see you don't have your own.

[Aquamarine]

Thanks, but I'm the wrong guy to ask. I no almost nothing about computers, you had to help me attach a picture to my darn post for Gods sake! If I could help I would gladly. But I can't.

[Split Infinity]

If you're smart enough to make that post, you've got all the knowledge you'll need. I'm not saying that you have to type up the code for the site or anything, you could just help out with the content.

[Aquamarine]

Well, tell me what kinds of things I would do. Just to let you know, both my brothers and I use this PC, so I don't(and won't) have a lot of computer time for myself. Also, I'm starting school and some martial arts(hopefuly) soon, so that's even less computer time.

[Split Infinity]

Just tell me the kinds of things that you think would be good to have on the site.

[Aquamarine]

I have absolutely no idea. I guess it has to be something that everyone who is involved in the creation of the site must like and know. But I'm telling you, I would have very little time(and interest) to do this.
It's 3 PM here and I haven't had a bite all day. Lunch is finaly finished and I'm starving. I've got to go and eat. I hope to see you around soon.

[Split Infinity]

See you later, Mr. Logout Loser.

[Aquamarine]

I'm back Split, I'm back! Down you logout yet!

EDIT: He logged out. :D Idiot! Didn't you see me return!?

EDIT: Hey, Split's back! Yay!

[Split Infinity]

I didn't log out, I was just browsing.

[Aquamarine]

Yeah, I heard you the first time.

[Split Infinity]

Just stating it to the world, sire.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 3 2006, 01:09 PM, said:

It is nearby. Sort of. I sometimes go it Britain to visit my relatives, so I know you're just an hour behind me.

EDIT: This post is for Me111, not Split. :D

Well that would put you in the general western europe area. Netherlands? (I don't even know if they're an hour behind)

[Aquamarine]

Split: Oh... Ok then...
That fish and potatoes was really something! Anyway, back to the website stuff... I would like to help, but not only would I have little time to do anything, I probably wouldn't be interested in it after a while. It's just not my cup of tea. :D There are others on these forums that would like to help and are good at this stuff, I'm sure.

Me111: Er... Serbia, if you know where that is. Near Greece, you must know where that is!

[FlamingDuck]

Duck say moooooo...

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 3 2006, 02:43 PM, said:

Split: Oh... Ok then...
That fish and potatoes was really something! Anyway, back to the website stuff... I would like to help, but not only would I have little time to do anything, I probably wouldn't be interested in it after a while. It's just not my cup of tea. :D There are others on these forums that would like to help and are good at this stuff, I'm sure.

Me111: Er... Serbia, if you know where that is. Near Greece, you must know where that is!

Serbia? I thought they would be more than an hour. When I went to Cyprus (also near Greece) It was about 4 hours different. Oh well.

[Aquamarine]

Well, Greece is one hour different than Serbia where I've been to Greece, and England is also one hour different than Serbia. Just in the... other direction. Geddit?

[FlamingDuck]

I'm le confused...I though England was way, way west of Serbia...

Woah dude! A while ago I found Split's site while searching for solutions to Grow Ornament! That's a weird coincedence...

[Aquamarine]

Serbia isn't in Asia, like you may think.

[TheEnglishman]

I kinda get it now. Kinda.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-babybel! Mmm. ^-^

[FlamingDuck]

No, I thought it was sorta in the Middle East, on the coast of the Meditteranian.

[Aquamarine]

FD: Yes, that's about where it is. Good duck! Most people think it's in Asia... Idiots...

[TheEnglishman]

Of course it isn't! They're always in the Eurovision song contest!

[Split Infinity]

The race is on! Who will be the first to post on page 500? Oh, the glory!

[Aquamarine]

Who cares?

Me111: You're right, but Turkey is also in the Eurovision song contest, and THAT'S Asia, not Europe.

[Split Infinity]

I care, duh. Why is everybody asking that question lately?

[Aquamarine]

Who cares why?

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Sep 3 2006, 03:08 PM, said:

Who cares?

Me111: You're right, but Turkey is also in the Eurovision song contest, and THAT'S Asia, not Europe.

Are you sure? I always thought Turkey was trying to join the EU. I looked on the website and it's a candidate country to join.

[Split Infinity]

Aquamarine, on Sep 4 2006, 12:12 AM, said:

Who cares why?

I care, duh. Why is everybody asking that question lately?

[Aquamarine]

Me111: Yeah, you're right about that too, I know that, but I think it's not part of Europe. It's geographical... territory... stuff isn't in Europe, it's in Asia. That's why I think it would be bad if it became part of the EU. That would mean that Japan can become an EU country.

[TheEnglishman]

Ah I see what you mean.

[FlamingDuck]

This topic has far too many replies for its own good. Its gonna have to be put down.

[TheEnglishman]

That's been done. It'll just start again.

[Split Infinity]

Let's break up this conversation, it's boring.

[Mindpatch]

Aquamarine, on Sep 3 2006, 04:17 PM, said:

Me111: Yeah, you're right about that too, I know that, but I think it's not part of Europe. It's geographical... territory... stuff isn't in Europe, it's in Asia. That's why I think it would be bad if it became part of the EU. That would mean that Japan can become an EU country.

I believe Turkey is partially Europe. Just the little triangle shaped part in the northwest.
Same goes for Russia.

[TheEnglishman]

If you say so sir. :D

[Mars Djinni]

2.5 thousand posts.

[Aquamarine]

Mindpatch, on Sep 3 2006, 05:16 PM, said:

I believe Turkey is partially Europe. Just the little triangle shaped part in the northwest.
Same goes for Russia.

Well, Russia has about 1/4 or 1/5 of it's territory in Europe, while Turkey has, I guess, what you said. But that's just not enough to make it a European country!

[I'm Always BROKE]

It because Turkey isnt accepted in the Asian songfestival so Europe included them. :P Anyways dont yall think its strange that in the EuroVision always the East European countries win? :D

[Mindpatch]

Yeah, 'cause they have all the rock'n roll.

[FlamingDuck]

Lordi!

Hooray!

[TheEnglishman]

DiddyKong, on Sep 3 2006, 05:59 PM, said:

It because Turkey isnt accepted in the Asian songfestival so Europe included them. :P Anyways dont yall think its strange that in the EuroVision always the East European countries win? :D

Well it certainly has nothing to do with them voting for their neighbours, no sir!

[FlamingDuck]

This is way to on topic. I demand a revolution!

[TheEnglishman]

We are allowed to be on topic FD. Still I'm done on the subject.

[Nosferatu]

Someone should make "That Non-Random Topic". A new topic every day! Warned if you go off topic! Yay!

Edit: Awwww, that match of 500% Conquest in Battlefront II only lasted 3 minutes. That was no fun.

[TheEnglishman]

Not a terribly bad idea. Still that's what the Current Affairs forum is for I guess.

[Nosferatu]

Remember kids! General Grevious says: "I could kill you with two, no THREE arms tied behind my back!"

[Platinum Sun]

... and that's just before you hit the ground!

[Nosferatu]

In Elfen Lied, Lucy may have killed 23 in 5 minutes, but in Battlefront II I killed 157 in 5 minutes.

[Caael]

I have killed so much more than that. Like 7 armies at once with my super air crusiers in the space of a few seconds in Galactic battlegrounds

Thats 40 in each army. 280 people killed.

[Nosferatu]

Yah, but this is BATTLEFRONT. Not GB. You can not compare kills in two different games. It makes no sense.

It's like comparing how many kills you got in a Halo PC match to a Counter-Strike match.

[Platinum Sun]

Yeah, that would be weirder because Halo actually has hack prevention.

[Caael]

Ha! I am absoloutely crap at battlefront. I played on a friends 360. I was bad

[Platinum Sun]

omg500pagesbwahahahahat3hubh3rm4g1csp4mbull1t!!!!

[Nosferatu]

Caael, on Sep 3 2006, 05:03 PM, said:

Ha! I am absoloutely crap at battlefront. I played on a friends 360. I was bad

Har. It takes a bit to get used to.

And I don't get WHY in Space Yavin your allies are always sitting in TURRETS. It would be NICE of them to help up here...

[Split Infinity]

It won't be long until we hit 10,000 again and we'll have to announce another Spam King.

[FlamingDuck]

Teh page 500 is here! Hoorah!

[Split Infinity]

No sh*t, sherlock.

[FlamingDuck]

Someone's grumpy...Iswn't dwat wight, Spwitty witty?

[Split Infinity]

*spits*

[Blue]

Page 500 mutha f***a's!
I'm bringing sexy back.

[FlamingDuck]

Please don't, I like it gone.

[Nosferatu]

*mumble* Teach those guards to label all my items as stolen...murder their asses while they sleep...

[musicman2059]

<insert Zeeky Boogy Doog here>

In other news, this topic is 3 posts away from the 75% mark

[Nosferatu]

75% of what?

[Platinum Sun]

Nosferatu, on Sep 3 2006, 08:41 PM, said:

*mumble* Teach those guards to label all my items as stolen...murder their asses while they sleep...

Do what I do. Go to their town, murder their families and make them watch first.

[Nosferatu]

Platinum Sun, on Sep 3 2006, 09:31 PM, said:

Do what I do. Go to their town, murder their families and make them watch first.

I'm talking about TESIV: Oblivion.

[Golden Legacy]

And here starting the 501st page is good ol' GL.

[Nosferatu]

I like the 501st. (Battlefront II refrence right there.)

[Split Infinity]

Must be a good game, since everybody's talking about it.

[Nosferatu]

Darth Maul and Grevious lord over all hero characters.

[Split Infinity]

Indeed.

[Nosferatu]

I mean, come ON. A guy with a double-bladed lightsaber? How can you not like that?

And a biotic (best word I can think of) guy with four arms and four lightsabers? He can't jump as well as the rest, but he kicks some serious behind.

"I could kill you with TWO, no, THREE arms tied behind my back!"

[Split Infinity]

How about cybernetic organism? That would be the correct term.

[Nosferatu]

Hey, I'm working on having no blood for a few days and a few Barqs.

And now I shall try to get Zombie Genocider on Dead Rising. Curse killing 53,594 (How have I memorized that?) zombies.

Edit: Zombie Genocider = Best achievement a Megaman fan could get. Proof: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=pfND01j4sAg

[Toasty]

I'm pretty good at SW: BF. Sniping FTW.

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Sep 4 2006, 08:36 AM, said:

Darth Maul and Grevious lord over all hero characters.

Hell NO! We must all follow Vader. Vader leads us to victory. In all 6 films. Maul and greivous were in 1 each. Pathetic

[Nosferatu]

Techniclly, Grevious was in 1.5 of them. If you count the Clone Wars cartoons.

But, the one who rules over them all is Dark Helmet.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Dark_Helmet_angry.jpg

[Caael]

All hail dark helmet

[Toasty]

XDD Space Balls FTW!

[Nosferatu]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3YElLVMjEs

Best. Part. Ever.

[Caael]

It's not that good. I laughed once.

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 4 2006, 09:16 AM, said:

Hell NO! We must all follow Vader. Vader leads us to victory. In all 6 films. Maul and greivous were in 1 each. Pathetic

I'd say it's a line up of Vader then the Emperor, then Grievous.

[Split Infinity]

You'll all hate me for this, but I actually think Greivous rocked more socks.

[Caael]

Hayl no.
Star wars Villain hall of fame

1. Darth Vader
2. Count Dooku
3. The Emperor
4. General Greivous
5. Darth Maul
6. General Veers

[TheEnglishman]

Dooku? He sucks! He's there for like two minutes in Episode 3 and then he's all like, 'Oh noes, I'm dead!'

[Split Infinity]

My friend says his lightsaber looks like a banana.

[TheEnglishman]

At least his isn't purple like Mace Windu. :D

[Split Infinity]

Funny how that looks like Wind Dude, who represents Ivan.

[TheEnglishman]

Ok...
*Stares at Split's signature* Victim? Jeez Split you're almost acting like a murderer by using that.
Split: 'FALL AT MY POSTAL MIGHT YOU URCHINS! LOL!

[Split Infinity]

Would it be better as 'target'?

[TheEnglishman]

It would be better if you weren't taking it so seriously.

[Caael]

Im not sure anybody cares

[Split Infinity]

No, I just thought it would be fun to see how fast I can rise through the ranks.

[Caael]

Well, its not

AND You smell

[TheEnglishman]

Fine. Have fun Split. Everyone else will go do something normal.
^I agree with Caael/Ivan/whatever you'd like to be called next

[Caael]

Yay, go normalness

[Split Infinity]

Sutup malam.

[Caael]

Riiiiiiiiight. Lets all go jump on your.... car?

[TheEnglishman]

Split use your indoors voice. :D

[Split Infinity]

Are you referring to the language of Indonesia derogatorily?

[TheEnglishman]

I actually meant be quieter.

[Caael]

I dont speak indonesia derogatorily

[FlamingDuck]

Ow, wow, you're funny..

[Split Infinity]

And no, I will not use my indoors voice. I will use my big voice, if you don't mind.

[FlamingDuck]

Hard to believe that kitty could have a big voice...

[Split Infinity]

Who are you calling a kitty, duckling?

[FlamingDuck]

What would you call it, hmmm?

[Split Infinity]

You can call me Sir.

[FlamingDuck]

Yes ma'am.

Oh ho ho! I crack myself up.

[Split Infinity]

You're pathetic.

[FlamingDuck]

But..but but but but!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

*cries in my corner*

*beats Split with a metal pole*

[Split Infinity]

*dodges pipe and catches in mid-swing*

*twists pipe out of FD's grip and impales him on it*

U ded nao.

[Somia]

... okaie.

One more day till school starts. =__=''

[Caael]

We get tomorow off, go our school!

[TheEnglishman]

Caael, on Sep 4 2006, 04:11 PM, said:

We get tomorow off, go our school!

And me as well! Woo!
Has anyone else noticed Splits determination not to die if someone kills him in a post?
Random guy: 'Haha now Split is dead!'
Split: 'NO AM NOT! NOW YOU ARE DEAD BECAUSE I SAY SO!'

Maybe I'm just feeling mean today. A cloudy day will do that for you.

[Caael]

Me an me111 will be posting in all the topics tomorow, and nobody can do anything about it! Muhaha!

[Aquamarine]

...
School started for me today, but we didn't have any lessons, all we did was play basketball and football. Yes, football.

[Caael]

Sounds fun. Almost as fun as snapping pencils that wont sharpen ( good fun to be had there)

[gsninja]

I like eating bananas. n.n

[Aquamarine]

Shhhhh! I like cereal.

[Caael]

Have fun with taht at school tomorow * points and laughs*

[Aquamarine]

I like chocolate milk! *drinks apple juice*

[Caael]

Yum?

[gsninja]

RAWR!

[Aquamarine]

*is tied up and chain locked inside a small room with a metal door*



I liiiike this game!

[Caael]

* goes and pokes aqua with large, generic pointy stick*

[gsninja]

*pokes Caael with a huge, 20-foot lance*

[Caael]

Owie

* runs off*
Your'e mean!

[gsninja]

I'm sorry. D= Want a cookie?

[Caael]

Yes, i would like a cookie =D

[Nosferatu]

Cookies for all! Except Caael.

[Caael]

Why not for me? Anyhow, GSninja gave me one =P

[TheEnglishman]

Cookies? YAY!

[Nosferatu]

The only math equation I like: Chevy + Zombie = *splatter*

[TheEnglishman]

I always thought it was *crunch*.

[FlamingDuck]

Zombies splatter. Twix crunch. Simple, eh?

[Nosferatu]

30 minutes ago Zombie Kill count was: 3486
Zombie kill count now is: 11432

I think:

1. The Maintenance Tunnel is awesome.
2. Dead Rising = Best Capcom game. Ever.

[FlamingDuck]

You, sir, are overly obsessed. Yessir, I reccomend a therapist. Or a beer.

[Nosferatu]

HILLARIOUS. I just got Stunt Driver (jump a car over 33 feet (10 meters)) by accident. I hit a cart at full speed in a truck and the cart hit a propane tank that propelled me a nice distance.

I'll go with the therapist.

[Caael]

You should. Bananaramaramaramrramarmamramramramfsagnbsobn

[Blue]

It has recently come to my attention that my Birtday thread was closed do to the fact that it went way off topic.
Split and Aqua shall recieve the punishment and serve as an example of making the Spam King angry.
*brings out two cannons, puts Split in one and Aqua in the other. Points the cannons at each other and fires Split and Aqua into each other*

[gsninja]

*eats Blue*

[Mars Djinni]

*Eats blue corn chips*

[gsninja]

Blue corn chips? O.o

[Split Infinity]

Blue's corn chips?

[Mars Djinni]

http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/pictures/GoEblue-thumb.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

Those are nasty. They should make grape flovored ones.

[Split Infinity]

<3 Doritos.

[FlamingDuck]

Ewww...They leave nasty dust stuffs all over. And smell funky.

[Split Infinity]

You mean, fun-KAY.

[FlamingDuck]

Yes. Fun-KAY.

Hey. I should start a club for peoples who names shorten into 2 letter initails ending in D!

FD, MD, WD...And GL can come too.

[Mars Djinni]

Check this out.

*Points to MD's Sprite shop sign*

MD!

*Kicks the 'M' 180 degrees*

WD!

*kicks the 'W' 90 degrees*

ED!

*Chops the bottom tooth off*

FD!


XDDD

[FlamingDuck]

Woah dude! Thats genious!

[gsninja]

That was creative. =P

[Mars Djinni]

We're the Super D Brothers! *cue Super Mario music*

[gsninja]

*casts Ice Missile on MD*

[Mars Djinni]

*Shoots a beam of heat at the ice missle*

=)

[FlamingDuck]

*thunderbolts gsninja*

I killed it, didn't I? Crap. I hate it when this happens.

[Somia]

..What are we doing here?

[FlamingDuck]

Nothing. There's nothing to see here. Just go on home.

[Somia]

I AM home.

[gsninja]

Owie, that Thunderbolt hurt! ;_;

[Split Infinity]

Wear a Thunder Ring next time.

[Nosferatu]

Well, I just got one of the achievemnts that isn't for the sane on Dead Rising. And I'm PREFECTLY sane. *runs around in cirlces acting like a chicken*

[Split Infinity]

Glue tastes like liquid candy.

[Caael]

Ralph drinks glue with a stick of chalk =D