That Random Topic: Scallywag Version
#5202
Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:23 AM
Pirates 2 > Pirates 1
#5205
Posted 17 July 2006 - 02:07 PM
#5207
Posted 17 July 2006 - 02:48 PM
It's weird. Whenever I'm about to go, SoT comes on. I bet he's thinking 'Damn he hasn't left yet.' :P
#5208
Posted 17 July 2006 - 02:51 PM
#5219
Posted 17 July 2006 - 04:12 PM
Happy birthday, my dearest.
#5223
Posted 17 July 2006 - 04:25 PM
#5225
Posted 17 July 2006 - 04:34 PM
#5234
Posted 17 July 2006 - 06:45 PM
#5243
Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:53 PM
SmarterChild: Welcome back, Daniel. What would you like to chat about?
Wind D00d: stuff.
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Stuff?
Wind D00d: It's full of it.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's full of it.
Wind D00d: You're full of it.
SmarterChild: It's not easy to be full of it.
OH **** I'M BORED.
#5246
Posted 17 July 2006 - 09:03 PM
#5256
Posted 18 July 2006 - 01:44 PM
Quote
Black Mage: "Well, really it all comes down to this. Hey, Fighter. You've got... a giant spider on your face!"
Fighter: "AUGH, GET IT OFF! IT'S IN MY HAIR, IT'S IN MY HAAAAAIIIIR!!!"
Thief: "Heh. Yeah, that is pretty cool."
Red Mage: "Wow. By the meters/turn equation, he's got a pretty high dexterity score."
Black Mage: Okay, let's split up so we can get everything done sooner."
Fighter: RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR SWORDS, AS SHINY AS THEY MAY BE, ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THE SPIDER'S WRATH!"
Thief: "Man, he runs fast."
Red Mage: Yeah, anyway I should go get the weapons and armor since I've got the stats for every single one in the game memorized."
Fighter: THE INVISIBLE SPIDER GOD WILL SMITE US ALL! NO ONE IS SAFE! ALL IS DOOMED!"
Thief: I'll be at the local ye olde pawne shoppe selling this kingdom's riches back to itself."
Black Mage: Well, I'm lazy as hell so I'll go check out the inn and test the beds with copious amounts of napping. Let's meet up there by sun down to rest up before heading out."
Fighter: THE BLACK APOCOLYPTIC SKIES RAIN WITH SPIDERY DEATH! WHY HATH YE GODS FORESAKEN US! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Red Mage: Is there an off button for that thing?"
Black Mage: Oh, he passes out after a while."
Thief: You know, my backstab attack does double damage. I could make an off button for him."
Black Mage: Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more."
#5257
Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:25 PM
[EDIT] If that was in real life, I would've guessed that Split was the fighter.
#5258
Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:33 PM
I guess VGcats would be a close second.
#5260
Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:57 PM
#5262
Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:59 PM
Wow, it cleans away the dirt like magic! HEY YOU SPLIT, YOU ****ING IDIOT! STOP WRITING WITH CRAYON ON THE ****ING WALLS!!
*rushes over with metal shovel*
#5266
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:06 PM
Good thing I have my Mr. Clean MagicDry!!!!!
*blows off piss* It's like magic! *hifives Mr. Clean*
#5268
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:09 PM
[EDIT] Hey! I have perfectly good control over my bladder thank you very much. * pops pill *
#5270
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:10 PM
This just happened! --john-- is me.
? says:
change that emo quote
--john-- - [5] says:
what?
--john-- - [5] says:
huh? i can't hear you, my emo music is blaring
? says:
ur pm
--john-- - [5] says:
what?
--john-- - [5] says:
i can't focus my wrists are bleeding
? says:
is blood covering ur eyes?
--john-- - [5] says:
what?
--john-- - [5] says:
i'm busy right now
--john-- - [5] says:
try me again in a few hours
? has been blocked.
#5272
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:12 PM
Don't forget to say "If I make a typo, it's because I'm writing poetry with one hand and typing with the other."
#5274
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:13 PM
#5275
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:14 PM
#5279
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:17 PM
#5282
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:21 PM
#5285
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:32 PM
I hate tanning oil. It makes you sizzle.
#5288
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:43 PM
Lip Gloss > Tanning Oil
and believe me if anyone knows lip gloss, it's me.
#5289
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:47 PM
Banana>Strawberry
and yeah, lip gloss is better than tanning oil.
#5290
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:50 PM
#5292
Posted 18 July 2006 - 03:58 PM
#5299
Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:24 PM
And I'm a man who knows his lip gloss......
#5301
Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:29 PM
IS YOUR CASTLE FAR FROM MINE OR NOT?!
#5302
Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:30 PM
#5307
Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:34 PM
[EDIT] Screw you SoT, stop jumping in front of me.
#5311
Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:37 PM
#5325
Posted 19 July 2006 - 12:55 AM
#5329
Posted 19 July 2006 - 09:47 AM
#5331
Posted 19 July 2006 - 09:50 AM
Seriously the weather has just gone wrong over here. Some of the roads have been melting and a load of schools were shut. (Lucky kids)
#5333
Posted 19 July 2006 - 10:10 AM
Big clouds outside. I think they're may be a storm. :agitated:
This post has been edited by Me111: 19 July 2006 - 01:07 PM
#5334
Posted 19 July 2006 - 01:47 PM
It's going to storm or something here in 3,4 days or something.
#5335
Posted 19 July 2006 - 02:30 PM
Knowing my luck there will probably be a storm at about 2am. :agitated:
#5337
Posted 19 July 2006 - 02:45 PM
#5342
Posted 19 July 2006 - 05:41 PM
And because I'm a master of suspense, I won't tell you until later.....
#5350
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:07 PM
http://www.partypants.co.uk/pirate/pirate-hat.jpg
#5352
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:15 PM
Something for you SoT.
Michael Jordan is the only player I know. :agitated:
#5353
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:16 PM
We are not worthy.
Seriously, everybody knows Michael Jordan, the guy is one of the most memorable names in all of sports.
#5354
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:21 PM
http://www.cineclub.de/images/space_jam_3.jpg
Interesting fact: I used to really like Space Jam when I was younger, despite having no interest in basketball and little interest in Looney Tunes.
#5355
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:23 PM
I really take things too seriously when it comes to basketball.
#5357
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:29 PM
If you mean by american sport that the best players are in the US, then yes, you are correct, basketball would be an american sport.
#5358
Posted 20 July 2006 - 02:31 PM
#5359
Posted 20 July 2006 - 03:32 PM
Give me a second while I let this sink in...
#5360
Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:11 PM
#5362
Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:21 PM
#5365
Posted 20 July 2006 - 06:17 PM
HAY ME111 Micheal Jordan doesn't even play basketball anymore!
Unless he switched again.
#5366
Posted 20 July 2006 - 07:48 PM
HEY SPLIT! - MD
BOOYAH!
This post has been edited by Mars Djinni: 20 July 2006 - 08:13 PM
#5368
Posted 20 July 2006 - 08:13 PM
#5381
Posted 21 July 2006 - 11:12 PM
#5387
Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:49 PM
#5388
Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:53 PM
#5389
Posted 22 July 2006 - 02:55 PM
Well that's something you don't expect to find on google images when you type in something that isn't Tiger Woods.
#5391
Posted 22 July 2006 - 03:13 PM
Shiver me Timbers indeed
#5392
Posted 22 July 2006 - 03:24 PM
You're one of us now!
#5394
Posted 23 July 2006 - 09:15 AM
NOOOOOOO!-sssshhhkkk--!OOOOOOOOON--ssshhhhhkkk--NOOOOOO!-sshhhkkk--!OOOOON
*SSSSHHHK*
*knife through back of head*
#5396
Posted 23 July 2006 - 02:59 PM
Yippee! Now to go back to my boring meaningless life.
#5397
Posted 23 July 2006 - 03:01 PM
#5399
Posted 23 July 2006 - 03:05 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!