[TheEnglishman]

Indeed so.

[Blue]

F***, Mother F*****, F****** A!
Yeah, still have the problem, even Imodiam AD won't work.

[Toasty]

Hee hee hee....Ain't diahreia fun?.....Or is it a stomach ache?.......or....GAS?!? o.0;;

Well whatever it is, you're lucky it ain't constaption...* vein on forehead pops * >,<;; j/k

[TheEnglishman]

Your personal problems worry me.

[Toasty]

Me: I don't have personal problems!!!....Isn't that right Bob?....Bob?...BOB?!?...He's not breathing! someone get a medic!!....

Someone: Dude...there's no one there....

Me: There is too!

Someone: No, there's not.

Me: Yes there is! He's dying! Can't you see that?!?


Someone: Whatever... * walks away *


* sucks on thumb *

[TheEnglishman]

And that's why you shouldn't have invisible friends.

[musicman2059]

Toasty is a weirdo. :P

[TheEnglishman]

Well noticed.

[Mindpatch]

Toasty? Who are you talking about, there's noone posting there..

[TheEnglishman]

Mr T= Toasty= LOL SPAM!

[Mindpatch]

And you call me stupid, you don't get teh joke.

[TheEnglishman]

Well it wasn't posted in a very joke like manner.

[Someone Else]

RIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACEEERR!!

[TheEnglishman]

Do try the chips.
Do try the chips.
Do try the chips.
Do try the chips.
Do try the chips.
Do try the chips.
TRY EM DAMMIT!

[Someone Else]

RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRR!!

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.sullivanet.com/duckburg/myart/screwy.jpg

[Mars Djinni]

*Eats sunblock*

[Blue]

*Is scared by amount of spam in this thread*
I'm, suffecating....

[Someone Else]

suffocating

[FlamingDuck]

My cousin can dance like Shakira. But he can't sing while doing it.

[Toasty]

IZ TEH TRT!!!

[TheEnglishman]

Yo.

[Toasty]

I like pie and I cannot lie. The other brothers cannot deny.

[TheEnglishman]

I typed in 'Something about pie' and I got this man.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d155/Caleb462/mike.jpg

[Toasty]

That...is just...creepy......That man's so fat he could eat you alive!

[TheEnglishman]

He most probably could.

[Toasty]

.......That picture is gonna give me nightmares for the next two weeks....

[TheEnglishman]

Don't look at it then!

[Toasty]

Well he's so ****ing that it's hard to not look! He practically takes up the whole screen!

[FlamingDuck]

ROFLMAO ITS TALK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD TIMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!11!11!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[TheEnglishman]

Now you just be quiet. I'm getting the ice cream and that's final.

[musicman2059]

Did someone just say ice cream?

[FlamingDuck]

Imagine 90+ temperatures. Now imagine yard work. Now imagine hours. Put it all together. That's what I've been doing...

[TheEnglishman]

Imagine someone not listening...
That's what I've been doing.

[Someone Else]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/rune...em/image001.jpg

[FlamingDuck]

Wtf? That's freaking hilarious! Oops, wrong topic.

In other news, Relient K is in the Nintendo Fusion Tour. I'm going.

[TheEnglishman]

I'm home alone. I hope no wacky robbers turn up, whilst I'm home alone, just like in the film... ah I forgot it.

[FlamingDuck]

Those robbers are really stupid.

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed they are. HAHAHA.

[Someone Else]

B!tch stole my fish. lol

[Blue]

Speaking of fish
Shark week = teh win.

[Toasty]

...fishy...

[TheEnglishman]

*Dodge* :P

[Someone Else]

Blue, on Aug 1 2006, 11:29 PM, said:

Speaking of fish
Shark week = teh win.

If it weren't for Dirty Jobs it'd be pretty weak.

[TheEnglishman]

Wow. I've just realised how soon I go on holiday. Freaky!

[Someone Else]

Now, in AMERICA, we call them "breaks".

[TheEnglishman]

I thought you called it vacation in America?

[Someone Else]

...Summer Vacation... Summer Break...

Yeah.

Well America is a very large place, therefore many different cultures and therefore many different ways of saying things. :P

For example, different ways of saying soft drinks:

Soda, Soda-pop, Pop, maybe softies... fountain drinks...

And blah blah.

[TheEnglishman]

It's pretty much the same here.

[Mars Djinni]

Pop fountains, Fountain Soda, Pop softies....

[FlamingDuck]

I named Felix Rawrr. I have such a weird sense of humor. But its freaking hilarious when Kraden goes: "Rawrr! Lets go light lighthouses!!!". Hee hee hee...

[TheEnglishman]

What witty sense of humour. It's like when I was 7 years old and I named everything in my pokemon game 'poo.'

[Toasty]

XD Poo makes good shampoo, and barbecue sauce.

Mandy: * hands Billy sack * Here Billy, it's more dog... I mean, shampoo. Fresh from the front lawn.

Billy: Yay!

Later:

Billy: * Taking a shower, shampooing hair * * whistles * ......Hey! This isn't shampoo! It's dog.....* gets cut off *

Oh, and about the soda thing, in the southern states, people call pop "Coke". So if you say "I want a coke", they'll reply "what kind?" instead of giving you a Coca-Cola.

[TheEnglishman]

Fascinating.

[Aquamarine]

Just say holiday. It's the right and original way of saying it.

[TheEnglishman]

Aquamarine, on Aug 3 2006, 01:10 PM, said:

Just say holiday. It's the right and original way of saying it.

That's what I tend to do.

[Somia]

You are all Ponies.

[TheEnglishman]

That would explain my 'pony urges.'

[Blue]

Ponies? Psh, I eat ponies for breakfast.

[TheEnglishman]

No toast for you then.

[Blue]

Me111, on Aug 3 2006, 01:15 PM, said:

No toast for you then.

*launches*
I'm going to find a crappy PC to take apart to learn about computers for school.

[TheEnglishman]

I may have been launched but I can enjoy my toast! *looks*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It hasn't been toasted! Drat, Double drat and Triple Drat!

[Blue]

I'm just diabolical like that. XD

[TheEnglishman]

You sure are! What am I gonna do with some ordinary bread?
At least give me some butter DAMMIT!

[FlamingDuck]

*gives you fake, greasy, semi-dried pee looking stuff*

Here you are! Enjoy your flight with British airways!

[l3lueMage]

Teh great mage is back, I know you missed him but he is back WELCOME HIM BACK OR HE WILL EAT YOU

*welcomes self back*, dont wanna eatmyself XD

[Mars Djinni]

Self-cannibalism is against forum rules. Good choice. ;D

[Blue]

Welcome Back.
Though I don't miss you, I talk to you all the time on MSN. XD

[FlamingDuck]

Who are you?

[Somia]

Hes T3H MAG3.

[Golden Djinn13]

Somia, on Aug 3 2006, 08:49 PM, said:

I wish I could be just like GD13

I wish I could be just like me too... :)



:P

[Toasty]

....I like toast....

[Someone Else]

Get out of my head.

[Toasty]

Echo!!....Echo!!....Echo!!....Echo!!....Echo!!

Wow...There's nothing in here!!

[TheEnglishman]

No fighting children.

[Toasty]

* slaps *

[TheEnglishman]

*dodge* GO TO YOUR ROOM!

[My Best Wishes]

So Me111 is the dad, whos the mum?

More importantly, who authorized this?

[Toasty]

WHADAFUXUPICHOO!?!?

[FlamingDuck]

I wish I could be like GD13...:P

[Toasty]

I wish I could be like Mr. T.... :P

Come on! Say it!

[FlamingDuck]

I wish I could be like.....No! I can't do it!! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

[Somia]

We have a family now...? o_o

I wish I had a hammer.

[Platinum Sun]

Impact drill ok?

[TheEnglishman]

Mr.T, on Aug 4 2006, 01:50 PM, said:

I wish I could be like Mr. T.... :P

Come on! Say it!

I'm sure many people have already said it. They just haven't meant you.

[Blue]

...
Bleg, the fighting, it hurts me brain meats!

[Aquamarine]

Do the Monkey with me!

[TheEnglishman]

Do I really have to? :P

[Platinum Sun]

Yes, it was in the liscence agreement and you clicked Accept. You really should read those things.

[TheEnglishman]

*Does the stupid dance*

[Platinum Sun]

Good. Now you have to give me your house, your firstborn child and make me the executor of your will. (Yay fine print!)

[Golden Legacy]

Me111 has over 900 posts in this topic alone.
And this is my first one.

Wow.

[TheEnglishman]

900?! Man I suck!
Oh and look at that! The contract got sent into another universe in which it was destroyed, as well as any other copies of it. Shame.

[Aquamarine]

*does the Monkey*

[Golden Legacy]

... We never stick to one topic here, do we?

[Aquamarine]

Since you are new to this topic I'll explain: The point of this topic is that it has no point. Say what you will to who you will when you will for whatever reason you will. And enjoy it.
*get's attacked by a buffalo*

[Mars Djinni]

Mr.T, on Aug 4 2006, 05:50 AM, said:

I wish I could be like Mr. T.... :P

Come on! Say it!

I wanna be like Mr. T!

http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/images/mr-t.gif

[Platinum Sun]

Me too!

Dial 1-800-COLLECT FOO!

[Golden Legacy]

Aquamarine, on Aug 4 2006, 06:06 PM, said:

Since you are new to this topic I'll explain: The point of this topic is that it has no point. Say what you will to who you will when you will for whatever reason you will. And enjoy it.
*get's attacked by a buffalo*

err, sure, let me try...

*throws pie at buffalo*

...

HAHAHAHA! I did it, look! I WAS RANDOM! :P

XDDDDD

[Eugine]

LOL WTF GL. I actually laughed at that.

[Mars Djinni]

ROFLMAO DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME.

...


http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/images/mr-t.gif

[Toasty]

Hey it's me!.....!

[TheEnglishman]

Suuuuuuure.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Bakert.jpg
AHH HE'S BIG!

[Toasty]

Who the **** is he?

[Aquamarine]

Just what I was thinking, my good man, just what I was thinking.

[Toasty]

O RLY?

[FlamingDuck]

YA RLY!

[Somia]

Who let the Mr.Ts out?

[FlamingDuck]

Nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[Somia]

Kay...GD13's location is really starting to borther me...

[Golden Djinn13]

:P Oh no, she found me.

[Blue]

I finally have a reliable connection. I can now play Mario Kart DS, Metroid Prime Hunters, and Tetris without being disconected. Joyus ocasion.

[Golden Djinn13]

Lets all celebrate for Blue's better connection. *pulls out party hats*

[Blue]

*Pulls out the Rum*
Yar, we be having a merry good time tonight gents! Yahar.

[Golden Djinn13]

Yar :P

[FlamingDuck]

Hey, the pirate theme is back! Um, yarr. Is yaar spellt yaar, yar, yarr, or yyar?

[Platinum Sun]

Yar can be spelled any of theose ways except for the last one. If yar is spelled with more a's, the word gains more positive connotations. I/e: Yaaaar! Pirate booty! If it's spelled with more r's, it gains more negative connotations. I/e: We'll start a mutiny! Yarrrrr!
If it's spelled with several a's and everal r's, the person who wrote that is a n00b.

[FlamingDuck]

Ye be a great pirate scholar. Go see if you can major in it. I'm sure you can. You can major in windsurfing for Pete's sake!

[Platinum Sun]

I don't know, in order to fit Pirateology, I'd have to cut underwater basket-weaving. And I don't know about you, but when I graduate, I want to be holding the best wet basket you've ever seen!

[Somia]

Did I mention I don't know how to swim? o.o''

[Platinum Sun]

Man, smashing your elbow through a window really hurts!

[Golden Djinn13]

o.o


:P :) :)

[Mars Djinni]

I knee'd my compuer tower by accident and the panel that you take off for an extra CD burner broke off. My computer is being slow as payback. D:

[Toasty]

My computer is slow no matter what. D: We cleaned up the hard drive, so now we have 11 of our 37 gigabytes free, and it should run faster, but it's not. I think either we need more ram (we have 1Gb), or we need a faster proscessor (we have an intel pentium 4 1.3Ghz).

Okay, enough of the confuzzling PC tech, lets drink some rum!!! Yaaar!!

[Golden Djinn13]

This rum smells like toothpaste.

[Toasty]

Is it vanilla mint?

[Mars Djinni]

Mr.T, on Aug 5 2006, 01:11 PM, said:

My computer is slow no matter what. D: We cleaned up the hard drive, so now we have 11 of our 37 gigabytes free, and it should run faster, but it's not. I think either we need more ram (we have 1Gb), or we need a faster proscessor (we have an intel pentium 4 1.3Ghz).

Okay, enough of the confuzzling PC tech, lets drink some rum!!! Yaaar!!

I have 512MB ram and an Intel Celeron D 330. Mine's a snail compared to yours.

[Platinum Sun]

Mr.T, on Aug 5 2006, 04:11 PM, said:

My computer is slow no matter what. D: We cleaned up the hard drive, so now we have 11 of our 37 gigabytes free, and it should run faster, but it's not. I think either we need more ram (we have 1Gb), or we need a faster proscessor (we have an intel pentium 4 1.3Ghz).

Clearing up hard disk space has almost no effect on your computer's speed unless your hard drive is almost complaetely filled to start with. My computer gives me crap when I'm playing flyff and I have 47 of 80 Gigs free. About the only thing you can do for your computer that wond cost money is defrag. If you're feeling adventurous though, you could boost the virtual memory minimum I suppose...

[Toasty]

We had about 3 gigabytes of space before we cleaned it out. We have an 80 gig running as a secondary drive that we transfered our files to to clean out the 40 gig, and I've done the defragmenter who knows how many times. Hopefully we can get some more RAM or somethin'. And MD I feel your pain. :P

[Mars Djinni]

I have to be able to do the splits for Martial Arts now... and I'm not the most flexible of people.... Graaapasjdflakjdfglaerlasdfasdfadfhsdghfguaekrjtlkfvnsdf!

[Platinum Sun]

Looks like I'm going to be pulling an all-nighter. I'm he designated driver for my parents. I havt to go pick them up at 1 AM. Normally I would've said no, but I feel like I owe them because I broke their window...

[Toasty]

For the past six nights, I've stayed up 'till at least 4 in the morning. My sleep pattern is so screwed up right now it's not even funny.

[Blue]

Yar, I got termites in me legs *throws leg at some one*

[Someone Else]

Do you have two wooden leg pegs? ...With KNEE JOINTS?! That would be so awesome!

[Toasty]

Yeah! Especially the part where you fall over if the joints get loose! :smile:

On another note, I finally posted a pic of myself if anyone's interested...

[Blue]

Apparently no one was. XD
Nah, I'll check it later.

[Somia]

Wow, you people are mean to each other. >_>

[FlamingDuck]

Sheets are really probably the most wonderful invention ever. I'll expound on it later.

[Blue]

Somia, on Aug 6 2006, 09:00 AM, said:

Wow, you people are mean to each other. >_>

I was just kidding :smile:
I don't even know where his picture is at though.

[Somia]

riiite
I'm never testing out games on this PC ever again. >_>

[Blue]

Least you can play FlyFF on your computer. v.v

[Somia]

It lags like crazy on my compter, I have to use my dad's.

[musicman2059]

The only games that work great for me are Maple, Gunbound, and CS. :smile:

[Zxor]

flyff rox, MS sux

[Golden Legacy]

Wait for it... yes, wait for it...


BOO YEAH, THIS IS MY FOURTH POST IN THIS TOPIC!

Fear my wrath! MUHAHAHAHA!

[Mars Djinni]

Don't stop till ya get enough. =D

[Aquamarine]

How low can you go! How low can you go!

[Toasty]

I'm surprised the GL only recently started posting here.

[Blue]

I'm not. I knew he would come and post some day. Can not resist pirates.

[Platinum Sun]

Come over to our side GL. All are welcome... All are welcome. Switch to the dark side. We have cookies!

[Mindpatch]

Moo moo milk.

[musicman2059]

Moooooooooooo!

http://objection.mrd...go.php?n=644330

[Golden Djinn13]

Okay.....that was really odd :smile:

[Blue]

Hey, does anyone here have Mario Kart DS? If you do, PM me your friend code so I can play against you, NOW!

[Toasty]

555555 yup, that's it.

[Blue]

that equals 30...

[Toasty]

....no....42....

[Blue]

Mr.T, on Aug 6 2006, 03:31 PM, said:

....no....42....

*Launches you out of a catapult*
I know where you got that from!

[FlamingDuck]

So do I! Liek zomg!

[Toasty]

Are you suuuuuuuuure?

[FlamingDuck]

YAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! Teh nub iness!

[Platinum Sun]

Yes we're sure, even I know that one.

[Blue]

Gonna get you, like a Space Boy.

[Golden Djinn13]

The color red makes me think of world domination. What does it make you think about?

[Toasty]

You don't wanna know what it makes me think about.

[FlamingDuck]

Commies.

Thought of the day:

How do they get the cranes on top of those really tall towers?

http://www.dot.state.ga.us/preconstruction/bridgedesign/sidney/mainspan/crane/twlift.jpg

[Platinum Sun]

They construct or pre-fab assemble them on site.

(And yes, I do know everything. Yes, I also know why the sky is blue.)

[Aquamarine]

OMG YOU KNOW WHY THE SKY IS BLUE!?!?!? O_O

[Platinum Sun]

Yes, I do. I'll tell you if you like. Or I could remain silent if you wish this apparition to retain it's mystique.

[Aquamarine]

Let me think about this for a minute.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
All I would really like is for you to be quiet. Is that possible?

[Platinum Sun]

Let me think about that for a minute.
...
...
Hmmmmm...
...
...
Ba-Hmmmmm...
...
...
Ba-hmmmmm oh yeah!
...
...
Ba-hmmmmm oh yeah! Thinking song, the thinking song!
...
...
Ok done thinking.
...
...
NO!

[musicman2059]

Blue, on Aug 6 2006, 07:07 PM, said:

Gonna get you, like a Space Boy.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

XD

[FlamingDuck]

Platinum Sun, on Aug 7 2006, 08:35 AM, said:

They construct or pre-fab assemble them on site.

(And yes, I do know everything. Yes, I also know why the sky is blue.)

You, sir, are my hero. After GD13. You understand.

[Golden Djinn13]

I think now is a good time to announce my new religion. It's called GD13ism. NOW CONVERT AND WORSHIP. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'll be back soon to see if you guys are really worshiping. :smile:

[Someone Else]

I have more than 300 posts in this topic NRAAGH.

[FlamingDuck]

I have like 60.

[Somia]

I dunno how many I have...
Could be a good thing. =p

[Blue]

musicman2059, on Aug 7 2006, 10:38 AM, said:

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

XD

O.O
Some one on this forum besides me knows Eurobeat? Its a freaking miracle!

[Platinum Sun]

I don't know if that can be so resolutely classified as eurobeat. He might just be spinning really fast in his chair or something.

[Someone Else]

Me111 has the most damn posts in this damn topic.

[FlamingDuck]

Thought of the day:

Ever wonder why criminals in mystery books seem to die before being brought to justice around 60% of the time?

[Aquamarine]

No, I've never wondered about that, because I don't really care.

I have 244 replies in this topic! Ooo yeah!

[Somia]

Good for you.

[Mindpatch]

*cha cha chassS*

[Aquamarine]

Agreed.

[FlamingDuck]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-47983.jpg

Are we allowed to double post like n00bs here?

[Sea of Time]

Don't even think about it.

Well, I'm back people, and I see that Me111 has passed my post count in this topic.

I don't know what to think anymore.

[gsninja]

Think about this: Bananas. n.n

[Aquamarine]

Hee hee hee ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo.

[Toasty]

I have 352 posts. n.n

[Golden Legacy]

This is my fifth post in this topic.



AND WHAT?!?!

[Somia]

^ Congrats, you shall come more.

[Golden Legacy]

Indeed.

Well, that concludes a segment of Really Random Riad. I now return you to the dark, gloomy, by-the-book moderator.


... .... .... ....

[Blue]

It's odd, this is my topic, but I don't have that many posts in it..
Oh well.

[FlamingDuck]

Life's filled with little puzzles that, huh?

Lets play guess that word!

--y---l

You get a letter whenever I feel like it!!!

[Platinum Sun]

You know, you could revive the hangman topic in the common room...
If you feel like gettin' school3d by the mastah!!

[FlamingDuck]

O RLY?

This could be a possibility.

[Someone Else]

I vote Me111 to be the next Spam King! Whoo!!


And with that, I'm going to hire my own crew of Ninja Grunts. :smile:

[Golden Djinn13]

The last time WD hired a ninja, i got put in the hospital for 3 weeks. :)

[Toasty]

Wind Dude, on Aug 8 2006, 06:47 PM, said:

I vote Me111 to be the next Spam King! Whoo!!

......WHAT ABOUT ME?!???! :)