[Saturos S.]

"Your face" always makes sense.

[Joek2]

**** YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, out of YH.

Toasty, on Oct 23 2008, 01:06 AM, said:

*sigh*

I got Mercenaries 2, just to realise that I need Windows Vista to play it.
CURSE YOU MICROSOFT. CURSE YOU TO HECK!

Return it? Or did you allready open it?

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Someone Else, on Oct 24 2008, 03:49 AM, said:

Gee, it sure is boring around here.

http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/0/0a/Harkinian.jpg/180px-Harkinian.jpg
Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

[Nosferatu]

Combo breaker?

[Someone Else]

Wasn't much of a combo.

[Toasty]

Joek2, on Oct 24 2008, 09:45 AM, said:

**** YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, out of YH.
Return it? Or did you allready open it?

I got it for "free" off of the "intarnetz." If that makes any "sense."

[Someone Else]

I'm surprised nobody's inquired about the name change. =O

[Toasty]

I figured that Someone Else was you, due to the unusually high post count.

[Ironsight]

Why would I ask when your title explains it?

[Toasty]

Why does my AKA say "Toast-winy"

Not that I'm against having "win" in my name, just curious.

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Oct 25 2008, 01:14 PM, said:

Not that I'm against having "win" in my name, just curious.

http://www.4to40.com/images/legends/winstonchurchill/winston_churchill.jpg

[Toasty]

That, is SO hawt.

[Yuki]

Oh my jebus.

[Split Infinity]

Didn't you study world hist-- I MEAN OH GOD YOU'RE ALIVE.

[Toasty]

Yuki, on Oct 24 2008, 09:11 PM, said:

Oh my jebus.

DARN STRAIGHT!

[kate]

lulz. I love words.

[Toasty]

I love words in my pants.

[Saturos S.]

So does your face.

[Toasty]

My face doesn't have pants.

[Saturos S.]

You know... you hide it well, but you're quite a wierd guy, toasty.

[Toasty]

That's what a lot of people say.

*zips up fly on my face's pants*

[Saturos S.]

face pants = pants face?

[Joek2]

Toasty, on Oct 24 2008, 09:37 PM, said:

I got it for "free" off of the "intarnetz." If that makes any "sense."

Like Cubase?

Yuki, on Oct 25 2008, 12:11 AM, said:

Oh my jebus.

It's JEEBUS. Spell it right.

[Valistrix]

Go back to jail.

[Joek2]

Not gonna happen. I didn't even get caught for selling drugs, or being out past my curfew, all I did was miss a PO meeting.

They are never going to catch me for anything major. Kingston cops are dumb. Plus, it's Canada, and our cops are way more lieneint than the douchebag american pigs.

Cops here smoke dope..I know so many people that have been busted, and the cops like take their stash, and take out like an ounce and hand the rest back..or like grab the joint, take a haul, and hand it back.

[Someone Else]

Grraaarrrgh spambots...

[Saturos S.]

Can't you just, disallow new registrations?

[Joek2]

And leave a message saying email you if it's a real person wanting to get an account, or some shit.

[TheEnglishman]

Doo de doo.

[Joek2]

lawl

[TheEnglishman]

How are we today guys?
Good to see like minded people in Britain.

[Saturos S.]

Actually, I think that registration block would be brilliant.

I want a free cookie, and a new nickname.

[Toasty]

Joek2, on Oct 25 2008, 09:39 AM, said:

Like Cubase?

Exactly!

[TheEnglishman]

Bah, I hate the clocks going back an hour. It's gonna get dark really early now.

[Toasty]

You get another hour of sleep.

[Split Infinity]

Don't you start talking about sleep, Toasty.

[Toasty]

I do a lot of sleeping. I'm an expert.

[Saturos S.]

lol, you're posting an hour in the future.

Due to daylight saving time.

[Toasty]

Awesome.

[Mallick]

HOLY **** I CHANGED MY NAMEOn the topic of weedz, anything under an ounce is legal here. All they can do is take it.

[Toasty]

Sir, I think you have the wrong topic.

[Saturos S.]

I think time may be normal now.

[Joek2]

G-DUB, on Oct 26 2008, 04:58 AM, said:

HOLY **** I CHANGED MY NAMEOn the topic of weedz, anything under an ounce is legal here. All they can do is take it.

If you mean the show, then you should know Nancy is pregnant with Mexican mafia dude's kid.

[Toasty]

If it's a soap opera, it can suck my lucious, salty balls.

[Saturos S.]

Opera for president!

[TheEnglishman]

I don't like having to change all the clocks.

[Someone Else]

Saturos Striker, on Oct 26 2008, 03:48 AM, said:

Opera for president!

EXCELLENT:)

[Saturos S.]

I'm so happy right now.

[Mallick]

Joek2, on Oct 26 2008, 12:34 AM, said:

If you mean the show, then you should know Nancy is pregnant with Mexican mafia dude's kid.

Only on the second season of Weeds. And no, I wasn't talking about it, ****in' obviously.

As for Toasty, go back a page and a few of you were talking about it.

[TheEnglishman]

*Yawn*

[Joek2]

G-DUB, on Oct 26 2008, 03:19 PM, said:

Only on the second season of Weeds. And no, I wasn't talking about it, ****in' obviously.

As for Toasty, go back a page and a few of you were talking about it.

Well start watching *****, I just finished the 4th.

[Mallick]

I should probably download, hm?

Downloading seasons 1, 2, 3 right now. It's been awhile since I watched 1 and 2, figured I may as well catch up.

Also, my mom asked me to download all the seasons awhile ago. >_>;

[Laharl]

Chelsea 0
Liverpool 1

:)

[TheEnglishman]

I thought you'd enjoy that result.
But I think we all know who'll be champions in May...
That's right, it'll be Hull.

[Laharl]

Hulls start to the season is nothing short of legendary o_o

[TheEnglishman]

Indeed. If they were to win the Premiership, it would be bigger than any of the miracles performed by Mr J Christ.... including his resurrection.

[Laharl]

the universe itself may end.

i predict thety will run out of momentum eventually

[TheEnglishman]

Oh they will do. Even Phil Brown said that it's only temporary. Plus they're playing Chelsea on Wednesday...
Hey Laharl, what do you think about Redknapp going to Tottenham? I was pretty surprised.

[Laharl]

i didnt even know x_x

i assume you mean Harry Redknapp

i hope Spurs get relegated

[TheEnglishman]

You didn't know? It was the main sporting news all day.
And of course I mean Harry. It's unlikely to be Jamie Redknapp is it? I wouldn't be surprised if they stay up now with Harry there.

[Laharl]

wow, Harry must really enjoy turning his back on Pompey fans

[TheEnglishman]

It's the second time he's done it isn't it?
He said that he wanted to manage a 'big club' before he retires. I'm sure Pompey fans won't appreciate being seen as a small club by him.

[Mallick]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=KC9FtLQJoGM MANAMANA DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO MANAMANA DOO DOO DOO DOO

[I'm Always BROKE]

Saturos Striker, on Oct 26 2008, 11:48 AM, said:

Operabama for president!

^^

[Laharl]

TheEnglishman, on Oct 26 2008, 09:34 PM, said:

It's the second time he's done it isn't it?
He said that he wanted to manage a 'big club' before he retires. I'm sure Pompey fans won't appreciate being seen as a small club by him.

atleast he didnt go to Southampton again >_>

[Ironsight]

God damn it, I have a project due tommorow, but I can't get around to doing it.

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on Oct 26 2008, 11:23 PM, said:

atleast he didnt go to Southampton again >_>

Now that would have been surprising.

[Toasty]

Holy crap. Just reported 36 topics of porn.

[Mallick]

Yeah, it sucks how it doesn't recognize that multiple people reported the same thing. It's hard to tell when a report has been completed or not.

I'm pretty sure I got all the spambot posts, but if I missed any please rereport, as I just marked all as completed since there were too many to check individually.

[Saturos S.]

Dance4life gave me condoms today.

[Toasty]

Kinky.

I just got back from a dentist's appointment 30 minutes ago. Stopped by subway on my way back to class.

meatball marinara ftw.

[Saturos S.]

I'm getting sick of reporting the spambots, they keep posting the same images.

reposts are old.

[Toasty]

I'd report them, but I'm on a school computer. Not really the smartest idea atm.

[Saturos S.]

Meh, I hate schoolcomputers, they block youtube and such but you can just watch porn if you want to.

[Toasty]

Yeah, all I have to do is come to this forum and find a spambot. :)

[TheEnglishman]

Such dodgyness.

[Split Infinity]

We always get Youtube, suckers.

[Kuchiyose]

our college has a limit om how long we can go on youtube, we get something like 40 minutes, at one point our college turned off the javascript, not good XD

[Caael]

We cant access ****ing anything at our school, not even google images. There's a safesearch for a REASON, you dont have to block the ****ing site.

[TheEnglishman]

We get that problem. Just go on a varient of google. I usually use google.as.

[Nosferatu]

Awesome. I got to 20K Gamerscore by thinking with Portals.

[Ironsight]

I am incredibly pissed right now.

[Caael]

Why?

[Ironsight]

Humanity, what else?

[Joek2]

Just bought Bioshock.

[Nosferatu]

...I have no idea what I just did in Portal Test Chamber 15 on Advanced but it worked XD Angles are my *****es.

[Blue]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Whats up?

[Ironsight]

Hahaha, oh god. We've been hit pretty heavily.

[Blue]

Hit by what now?

[Ironsight]

Porn.

[Blue]

Really? Been watching that Intro To Jiz movie again?

[Toasty]

How many times is this same bot gonna come back?

[Blue]

I saw more than I wanted to. ._.

[Toasty]

That guy sure has a massive penis. Must be a one footer.

[Ironsight]

In before "Toasty is gay".

[Blue]

Damn
>.>

[Toasty]

I bet he really tears up those tacos.

[Blue]

You can kill some one if its too long right?
xD

[Toasty]

I've hear stories of massive sausages "piercing the heavens".



If you know what I mean.

[Nosferatu]

Miley Cyrus, on Oct 27 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

In before "Toasty is gay".

Dude, I think you were in about a year late.

[Blue]

When does one acquire the ability to change their member title?

[Nosferatu]

Blue, on Oct 27 2008, 11:55 PM, said:

When does one acquire the ability to change their member title?

> 5000.

[Blue]

.-.
T.T

[Toasty]

lawl

member name is 1500, though.

[Blue]

Boo.
I want a petition.
I would have 5000 by now if common room posts counted >.>

[Toasty]

I'd have 16188.

[Kuchiyose]

They return!

EDIT: LOL elephant sex?

[Toasty]

I know. This one's spouting some really wild stuff. XD


ANYWAY. MOTHER 3 is awesome.

[Kuchiyose]

hahaha I know xD

Aaa im gonna be playing that tonight, just recently found the rom, so whats it been like so far then? It does look awesome play.

[Caael]

Does anybody think to ban the spambots so they cant carry on posting? Deleting topics is just the symptoms. You have to treat the cause, maaan!

[Saturos S.]

They went for my idea instead. Just a queue on the registrations.

SO HA!

O, someone edited my sig. <_<

[Drizzy Drake]

Blue, on Oct 28 2008, 02:42 AM, said:

You can kill some one if its too long right?
xD

Google "death by horse cock."

4 feet of animal hardness.

[Joek2]

20312 pies

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Oct 28 2008, 07:25 AM, said:

Does anybody think to ban the spambots so they cant carry on posting? Deleting topics is just the symptoms. You have to treat the cause, maaan!

Mods can't ban. We can, however, disable their posting ability indefinitely, so it's just as good. That's what PDM and I have been doing.

[Mallick]

Sometimes I don't take their posting away indefinitely, I'm forgetful. :x

[Toasty]

Kuchiyose, on Oct 28 2008, 03:21 AM, said:

hahaha I know xD

Aaa im gonna be playing that tonight, just recently found the rom, so whats it been like so far then? It does look awesome play.

It's alright. Not amazing, but still worth playing. It'll likely get better later on.

All I have to say, though, is that when you're playing as the dad, make sure he has all the equipment, and level him the **** up. There's an insane boss battle against a mech-drago thingy. And make sure you have some kind of bomb (preferably more than one) with you aswell. I think he's weak against lightning.

And save up as much beef jerky as possible.

[Blue]

I see you are quoting MS Paint adventures, which I have just discovered recently.

[Swedishfish]

Does anyone else than me think that we have alot of pages in this thread?

1335 pages!?!?! are we trying to set a world record?.... Or crash the site?

[Toasty]

It's orgasmic.

[Someone Else]

Swedishfish, on Oct 28 2008, 06:34 PM, said:

1335 pages!?!?! are we trying to set a world record?.... Or crash the site?

Both.

[Toasty]

Swedishfish, on Oct 28 2008, 06:34 PM, said:

Does anyone else than me think that we have alot of pages in this thread?

1335 pages!?!?! are we trying to set a world record?.... Or crash the site?

It's always been like this. The more spam the better.


....in this thread, anyways. Last record we set was something [ast 1337 in the last TRT.

NOW WE MUST HIT 2K

[Caael]

Doubt we will, unless we have another team 1000.

[Toasty]

I know. 650 pages in two months seems like a longshot. Though truthfully, it;s more like 3 months since this TRT was made in late January.

[Caael]

If thats the case, then we're 3/4 of the way until the new TRT, so we're only 155 pages behind, assuming we get through the same amount of pages every quarter.

[Toasty]

Where'd you come up with 155?

[Moonear]

He probably means 145.

[Caael]

145 rather, pages until 1500, which is 3/4 of the way until 2000.

[Blue]

Shouldn't there be a new Spam King by now, therefore making a new topic?

[Someone Else]

BARACK OBAMA FOR SPAM KING 09

[Caael]

Blue, on Oct 29 2008, 03:51 AM, said:

Shouldn't there be a new Spam King by now, therefore making a new topic?

Awards come in January, not Oct

[Blue]

I'm going to cry, in a far place.
You could call it a Far Cry.
Get it? Get it?

[Someone Else]

Not by a far cry.

[Caael]

:O

Did I hear somebody crying?

[Toasty]

.....FAR AWAY?


I think I'm growing boobs. Awesome.

[Someone Else]

I have pecs now.

Hey guys, want a poll in TRT? I'm bored and can't see a reason not to.

[Toasty]

Sure.

Title: Boobs?

Choices:
Yes
No
Only if they're on a man

[Someone Else]

=)

[Toasty]

Awesome.

[Ironsight]

Hm, my arm's still sore from the Tetanus booster.

[Mallick]

I'm such an abuser.

[Ironsight]

What did you do now?
EDIT: Oh. Nevermind.

[Toasty]

wtf?

XD



...,wait. Gross? D;

[Blue]

...
Too much free time guys?

[Saturos S.]

... why, god why

[I'm Always BROKE]

Someone Else, on Oct 29 2008, 06:37 AM, said:

I have pecs now.

Hey guys, want a poll in TRT? I'm bored and can't see a reason not to.

Just out of curiousity, how much do you bench press?

[TheEnglishman]

I had to buy a wooly hat today because it was so cold. Brrr!

[Saturos S.]

I had a 7403 yield today. Suck on that.

[Someone Else]

Diddy Kong, on Oct 29 2008, 03:44 AM, said:

Just out of curiousity, how much do you bench press?

Don't know, I don't actually bench press. I just do flexion exercises and they've worked very well.

[Toasty]

Flexion?

[Someone Else]

Any kind of exercise where you sort of pull inwards rather than lifting something. It's hard to explain.

[Blue]

Thats what she said.

[Saturos S.]

lawl.

Anyways, I need a new screen name, brainstorm guys.

[Ironsight]

Fagballs.

[Toasty]

Pingas

[Saturos S.]

You guys suck as a brain trust.

[Moonear]

But the Brain Trust is supposed to suck.

[Drizzy Drake]

guess who's back..

[Moonear]

You?

[Mallick]

Neophyte, on Oct 29 2008, 12:27 PM, said:

guess who's back..

God damn it, quit reminding me about Stephan Harper.

[Drizzy Drake]

G-DUB, on Oct 29 2008, 04:57 PM, said:

God damn it, quit reminding me about Stephan Harper.

****, I know, eh?

[Saturos S.]

ihatekraden, on Oct 29 2008, 09:26 PM, said:

But the Brain Trust is supposed to suck.

Start sucking more then. <_<

[Mallick]

Oh yeah, eh? Fer sure.

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

t's alright. Not amazing, but still worth playing. It'll likely get better later on.

All I have to say, though, is that when you're playing as the dad, make sure he has all the equipment, and level him the **** up. There's an insane boss battle against a mech-drago thingy. And make sure you have some kind of bomb (preferably more than one) with you aswell. I think he's weak against lightning.

And save up as much beef jerky as possible.

Oh okay XD I've still not got round to it yet XD been busy xD

And hey guys

[Toasty]

o hai

[Kuchiyose]

How is The Toasty, these days?

[TheEnglishman]

Toasty, on Oct 29 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

Pingas

http://www.blackwolf-images.com/images/dic/sonic/robotnik_106-198-r13.jpg

[Blue]

*stab*

[Toasty]

HOW IN GOD'S NAME CAN NEGATIVE THIRTEEN PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME?

Kuchiyose, on Oct 29 2008, 04:46 PM, said:

How is The Toasty, these days?

Pretty crispy.

[Nosferatu]

That is ****ing win.
Also Me111, I hope you know recreation translates to casual.

Who's up for burning him like a witch?

[Toasty]

I'll burn you like a witch.

With my firey penis. <_<

[Ironsight]

When I first joined this forum, I couldn't understand why people kept their sets for such a long time.

[TheEnglishman]

Nosferatu, on Oct 30 2008, 06:10 AM, said:

That is ****ing win.
Also Me111, I hope you know recreation translates to casual.

Who's up for burning him like a witch?

I don't play it enough to be hardcore. Maybe I should just go and buy a Wii now... with all it's super happy games!

[Blue]

*shotgun*

[TheEnglishman]

One of the characters in Dead Space is called Hammond. I wish it was Richard Hammond so it wasn't so creepy.

[Blue]

So.
The gas is hooked up to the pool, but I think the pool company has to set it up. Heated pool is coming soon. ^^

[TheEnglishman]

If we had a pool here it would be frozen over.

[Saturos S.]

Meh, we've got an outdoor jakuzi.

*wants pool*

[Blue]

Its pretty small for a pool, its like a half pool half spa. Its got swim jets in it though so I can swim, and it doesn't get very deep.

[Saturos S.]

*still wants pool*

[Blue]

Yeah, sucks to be you.
<_<

[Someone Else]

Miley Cyrus, on Oct 30 2008, 01:33 AM, said:

When I first joined this forum, I couldn't understand why people kept their sets for such a long time.

Well hey, for a while I was switching my sets every other month just because it was fun and I liked them to coincide with whatever game that I had been playing.

Right now, I'm just lazy.

[Blue]

Yeah I'm pretty lazy about it too. o.o

[Mallick]

I'm pretty lazy about most things.

[Nosferatu]

Red Versus Blue: Reconstruction just wrapped up.

I suggest everyone go watch it.

[Someone Else]

Still being lazy.

[Toasty]

It gets confusing for me when people constantly change their sets.

I don't change mine often because I'm lazy, and can't think of anything creative to change it to.

[Blue]

I'll get a new full set when some one makes it for me.

[Split Infinity]

What was the previous poll, I think I missed it?

[Blue]

The polls change, but I can't make a new vote. o.o

[Toasty]

That's because WD/PDM edit them and don't reset them.

By the way, if I could vote, I'd vote yes for the first question.

[Ironsight]

I want to vote on the poll, some one reset it.

[TheEnglishman]

Urgh. It's one of my least favourite days of the year.

[Split Infinity]

I vote the last option, assuming it refers to the poll creator.

[Toasty]

I vote DAFT PUNK

[Split Infinity]

Too bad you can't vote one more time...

lol pun

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on Oct 30 2008, 11:12 PM, said:

Red Versus Blue: Reconstruction just wrapped up.

I suggest everyone go watch it.

It's over...so soon?

[Caael]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6083/dsc00078qt1.jpg

I <3 Ubisoft

[TheEnglishman]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSnFbmVJsY&...feature=related

[Caael]

A Young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

'Do you have any sales experience?' asked the manager.


'Oh Aye - uff dunna bittae sales stuff back up the road anat, an' at the barras anat, know? nodded the young weegie.


The manager liked the lad, so he gave him the job.

The young Scot's first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down to see how he was settling in.
'So how many sales did you make today'? he smiled at the boy.


The weegie said: 'Jist the wan."

The manager was immediately disappointed. 'Wh-a-a-t? Just one?
Harrods's sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day! Dear me! Oh well, how much was the sale for, anyway?"



'£101,237.64' said the lad, casually.


The Harrods manager choked. 'Blimey... £101,237 and 64 pence! That's the rcord sales tally for a new start we've ever had here! What on earth did you sell him?'

'Well, first ah selt him a wee fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ah selt him a new fishing rod. Then ah asked him where he was gawn fishing, and he said "doon at the coast", so I telt him he would need a boat.

We went doon to the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat... then he said he didnae think his wee Honda Civic could pull it, so I took him doon to the car sales and I selt him a 4x4 Suzuki."


The manager was now incredulous. 'Wait a minute; you mean to tell
me a customer came in here to buy a small fish hook and you managed to sell him all of that!'
'Naw naw, big man... he came in tae buy a box of tampons furries missus and Ah said "Well pal.. seein' as how yer weekend's ****ed, ye might as well go fishing!"'

[Drizzy Drake]

I laughed.