[Toasty]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Blue]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Split Infinity]

STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU
STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU
STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

[Blue]

I brewed you my special drink Split
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/bluethewarrior/Random/GodotSTFU.jpg

[Split Infinity]

Thanks!

Wait a minute...

http://www.digitalproducer.com/pages/matrix/matrix_mouth.jpg

[Blue]

Man, some times, I wish...
xD

[Toasty]

Don't we all. XD

[Split Infinity]

Mmph!

*kicks Toasty in the teeth*

[Toasty]

*spits teeth at Split's face*

*teeth embed themselves into Split's flesh*

HAH! Amb mow I geb boo eab abbafawf!

[Split Infinity]

http://blog.anonymousbroccoli.com/2007-04-22/The%20Ring%20(Of%20Death)%20blog.jpg

[Laharl]

that is amazing XD

[TheEnglishman]

Arg.

[Blue]

Yar!

[Folcon]

Blarg!

[Blue]

I like this one assignment for photo shop
Making a magazine cover that says "Celeb Stalker"
xD

[Ironsight]

Whoa, 1111 common room topics.

[TheEnglishman]

It's a sign.

[Laharl]

JOHN ARNE RIISE IS A FUCKING USELESS CUNT. HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF TO ATONE FOR THAT BULLSHIT

[Blue]

Are you ok there man?

[Laharl]

i am a football fan

one of my teams 'players' has just scored an own goal with the last kick of the ball in a european semi final.

needless to say, I AM EXTREMELY FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW

[TheEnglishman]

I'd make a joke about it, but I don't want an angry Laharl killing me with a Liverpool scarf.
At least they're still in it. They didn't lose!

[Drizzy Drake]

HAHAHAHA, dude scored on his own net. Idiot. Did it cost them the game?

[TheEnglishman]

Not really, they just ended up getting a draw rather than a win.

[Drizzy Drake]

What a retard.

[TheEnglishman]

It never happens on purpose. It's not like he turned 180 degrees and fired a shot into his own net. He was trying to stop someone else.

[Laharl]

by doing a diving head on a ball pretty damn close to the ****ing ground, that moron

they now have an away goal when they should have **** all

****ing bull****

Riise should be sacked, useless twat

[kate]

Yes! I concur! twats, all of them!

[TobiasMar]

SHARKS ON A PLANE!

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b1/Sharkplane.jpg

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh snap.


So, who are you?

And Kate, only British people can use twat. :o.

[kate]

I'll use your twat anytime I like :o

LULZINNUENDO

[Drizzy Drake]

My twat eh. Here come to my room, we'll work a deal out. :o

[Someone Else]

Stop killing TRT.

[Lightning Star]

what have you done now?!

[Drizzy Drake]

:(. Sorry.

[Lightning Star]

haha, that was the main line to the song I was just listening to :(

[Folcon]

*facepalm*

Gods, I'm watching Hell's Kitchen, and damn are some of the chefs incompetent. One guy can't even cook a damn hamburger.

[Tasuki]

Thats cause the meat has napalm in it.

[Folcon]

undercooked napalm burgers, impressive

[Lightning Star]

That's what she said.

[Ironsight]

That makes sense...

[Folcon]

one of the cooks served raw chicken to a kid. Ramsy gave him hell for that. And another guy couldn't cook freaking pasta.

[Ironsight]

You have to wonder were they find these people.

[Folcon]

people that are supposedly experienced chefs.

[Lightning Star]

Haha. I think chefs go out of their way to create something "exquisite" but ends up being utter failure.

That's probably what rachel ray does when she's not on air.

*kitchen catches on fire*

Rachel Ray: "aw f***! Not again!"

[Toasty]

Rachel Ray is hot.

+

She can cook.

+

She's way too old for me.

[Nosferatu]

http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/e/ee/Global_warm.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

:(

[Caael]

Yay, I just love having exams :(

[Split Infinity]

*probe*

[Ironsight]

NOOOOO!

[TheEnglishman]

Woo! It's St George's Day!
I can be slightly more patriotic than usual!

[Folcon]

George was the one that killed dragons, right?

[TheEnglishman]

Yeppers.

[Folcon]

just checking, there's so many its hard to keep track.

[TheEnglishman]

You can ignore most of them.

[Toasty]

GHET IN MAH BELLEH!!


....I'm hungry, okay?

[Folcon]

Here, have some spaghetti.

*dumps plate of hot spaghetti in Toasty's lap*

[Toasty]

*lick's lap clean*

GIMMEH SUM MOAR!!

[kate]

...you can lick your own lap?? Well this explains why toasty doesn't bother with girls XD

[Drizzy Drake]

:(. Did you get a rib removed.

[Caael]

Like Marylin Manson?

[kate]

Marilyn Manson is a sexy beast. minus the satanic tendencies <.<

[Laharl]

Marilyn Manson is a failure as a musician

[Blue]

Just like your mother is a failure as a parent.
SNAP

[Laharl]

my mother died in childbirth

[Drizzy Drake]

IT"S NOT THATI CNAT STOP, I"TS THAT I WONT STOP
I MAKE IT HOT I DO IT

I CAN ****ING TAKE YOU HIGHER

On mty way to gettying reallllly drunk.

40 of silent sam for me and Paul.

[Laharl]

f@ggot

[Drizzy Drake]

You found me out:(

[Blue]

*shouts energy beams at Dip*

[Drizzy Drake]

YAYAYA, energy

[R-dog]

How do you shout energy? Wouldn't you shoot energy?

[Drizzy Drake]

HE CAN SHOUT WHTAEVER THE **** HE WANTS!!! DONT BTICH AT BLUE!!!

[R-dog]

Overreact much? :(

[Lightning Star]

He's drunk. He's apt to do anything when he's drunk.

*rofls*

READY, STEADY GOOOOOO!




WHEEEEEEEEEEE! :(

[Blue]

Murder me Elmo!
Now with realistic blood!

[Nosferatu]

Blue, on Apr 23 2008, 07:39 PM, said:

Murder me Elmo!
Now with realistic blood!

I'll provide the blood. It won't be mine though.

[Lightning Star]

of course. It was some pathetic human's blood that you just totally ninja'd or vampire'd or whatever the hell you did to get it, that somehow involved being kick ass, right? v.v

[Blue]

Actually it was from a dead hobo he found. Nothing special :/

[Lightning Star]

Figured.

But that's not the story he'd tell ;]

[Ironsight]

This day just kept getting ******* better and better...

[Toasty]

Tickle me Emo!

Now with free razor!

[Blue]

Toasty, on Apr 23 2008, 09:50 PM, said:

Tickle me Emo!

Now with free razor!

I know what I'm getting Toasty for Christmas
xD

[TobiasMar]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/7b/Pasta.gif

WTF?

[kate]

Why so much anger? you should all be happier.

Go watch charlie the unicorn, he makes everything better n.n *bunnies*...*yes bunnies is an action now*

[Toasty]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />TobiasMar, on Apr 23 2008, 10:16 PM, said:

WTF?

Seen it.

[Nosferatu]

Icy, on Apr 23 2008, 08:03 PM, said:

of course. It was some pathetic human's blood that you just totally ninja'd or vampire'd or whatever the hell you did to get it, that somehow involved being kick ass, right? v.v

Aren't most humans pathetic?

[Toasty]

You mean like Split?

:(

[Split Infinity]

No.

I'm the minority.

*superior*

[Toasty]

Superior in stupidity.

OH SNAP.

[Caael]

Hooray, it's 10:30AM and I dont have to go to school for another 3 hours.

[Laharl]

Afternoon classes!? What are you? French!?

[Caael]

Teacher Strike :B I'm going in though because I have an exam last period.

[Split Infinity]

Hehe. Period.

[Caael]

well that exam was hard

[TheEnglishman]

I only had one lesson off because of the teachers strike. The year 10s got the whole day.
It's a teacher training day tomorrow, which is good. I can't do anything though cause I've got a driving lesson.

[Blue]

Don't kill anyone alright?

[Drizzy Drake]

YAYAYAY, no jail for Skidz today. :(.

[Saturos S.]

Hurray, I've got a party tonight and school tomorrow.

[Drizzy Drake]

PA Day tomorow.

[Caael]

Why would you be going to jail skidz?

[Drizzy Drake]

Read topic.

[Kuchiyose]

My college didn't get effected by the strike, which is good since my A level exams are coming up XD

[Ironsight]

Well this is just great, I'll be going to school for an extra three hours because of these stupid *** tests :(

[TobiasMar]

Me111, on Apr 24 2008, 11:28 AM, said:

I only had one lesson off because of the teachers strike. The year 10s got the whole day.
It's a teacher training day tomorrow, which is good. I can't do anything though cause I've got a driving lesson.

Kuchiyose, on Apr 24 2008, 01:51 PM, said:

My college didn't get effected by the strike, which is good since my A level exams are coming up XD

Is there some sort of teacher strike going on in the UK or something?

[TheEnglishman]

Yeah, they don't think they're going to get enough this year for another sportscar.

[Folcon]

I found this short clip and I find it funny.

[Split Infinity]

Haha, that was pretty clever. 12 year old dialects ftw.

[Folcon]

you have to admit, its impressive quality work too.

[Eugine]

CHACARRON!
Damn you ihk, I'm obsessed >>

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=irYncJCF9EQ

[Eugine]

CHACARRON TO THE LEFT KALIMDOR.

[Split Infinity]

:(

[Folcon]

don't know, but it is funny. I wish I had a robot to help out wiht all my school work.

"You're gonna die, you're gonna die. You died."

[Eugine]

Maybe I should click the link >>

[Folcon]

I find it funny, and to some dergree wrong, that the robot is called a lap top. :(

[Eugine]

Robot.

[Split Infinity]

What?

[Eugine]

UNBREAK MY HEEEAARTTT.

[Split Infinity]

Because those sort of lyrics totally haven't been done a thousand times.

[Toasty]

In the butt. [/PDM]

Kalimdor, on Apr 24 2008, 04:27 PM, said:

The robot was Split and the kid in trouble was Toasty?

Other way around. I'm smarter.

:(

[Split Infinity]

True, the laptop kid sounds like how I'd imagine Toasty to sound.

[kate]

ooo harsh words from the new guy.

[Toasty]

Kalimdor, on Apr 24 2008, 06:24 PM, said:

You're also a retard whereas Split isn't.

And why do you say that?

[TobiasMar]

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know,
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How evrything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard,
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To be a rock and not to roll.

Guess what song that is from? :(

[Split Infinity]

It's obviously Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin on their hit album Led Zeppelin IV, which was released in 1971 and went on to sell over 23 million copies in the United States, the third-most of any artist of all time.

Okay, I used Google.

[Laharl]

escout, on Apr 25 2008, 12:29 AM, said:

don't know, but it is funny.

"Escout" and "humour" go together like "genitals" and "blender"

[Split Infinity]

Your mom was sad.

When she had you.

[Caael]

That's the best thing i've ever seen in my life.

[Laharl]

its an oxymoron :/

[Caael]

Technically you could bludger somebody long range. If you had a very, very long crowbar.

[Laharl]

bludgen perhaps....as that's an actual word

[Caael]

Shut up :(

[TobiasMar]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/607/detroitblowsoz3.jpg

Are these newspaper reporters perverted or something?

[Sea of Time]

LMAO

Yeah, anything for a good pun.

[Split Infinity]

Laharl, on Apr 26 2008, 02:28 AM, said:

bludgen perhaps....as that's an actual word

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bludgen http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/X_mark.svg/18px-X_mark.svg.png

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bludgeon http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Yes_check.svg/18px-Yes_check.svg.png

[Eugine]

Anyway, someone post something interesting.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=jLN63bRcY5I

[ZephyrAnalea]

I betcha can't eat this really hot pepper!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE

[Split Infinity]

IMA FIRIN' MAH *colin mockery*

[Blue]

*lights splits colin on fire*

[Folcon]

http://www.aniboom.c...yer.aspx?v=5079

[Caael]

OMFG ZEPH SHES BACK OMG

[kate]

ah hide?

[Ironsight]

God, what the hell? One day most people could care less about the environment. Then I wake up one day and all anyone cares about is how 'green' things are.

[Folcon]

I think its cause Earth Day is coming up DS.

[Ironsight]

I had no idea that was actually celebrated.

[Folcon]

I see it as more of a day for tree huggers to have the spotlight for a while so they can b!tch about us not taking care of the environment.

[TobiasMar]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/ronaldgetsshow.gif
Burger King > McDonald's

[Ironsight]

Yes

[kate]

FALSE. NO DICE.

[Someone Else]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />TobiasMar, on Apr 25 2008, 09:19 PM, said:

Burger King > McDonald's

True

[Ironsight]

I just got finished watching the fat 'walk away'.

[Saturos S.]

I love posting in topics where my posts add nothing at all to the conversation but aren't spam and no one can disagree with them.

[kate]

I DISAGREE.

[Caael]

I CONCUR

[kate]

OBJECTION!

[Caael]

NEGLECTION!

[kate]

INTERVENTION!

[Caael]

REDEMPTION!

[kate]

SATISFACTION

...


DENIED!

[Caael]

VERIFICATION

[Someone Else]

Burger King is better than McDonalds. They have better fries. And no clown!

Plus, I'm sick of seeing McDonalds EVERYWHERE. I went to France, IT WAS THERE. I went to the UK, IT WAS THERE. McDonalds shall not have my money!

[Caael]

It's an MNC...

[Someone Else]

Who?

[Eugine]

Multinational corporation.

lolz,
http://www.gamespot.com/ps/action/dragonba...tml?sid=6023928
If you're unfamiliar with Dragon Ball Z, you're excused from reading this review and should just know to avoid Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22 at all costs.

>>

[Zeypher]

That game was awesome man! Then you can do that code and it's Ultimate Battle 27!!!

[Ironsight]

I got Ultimate battle 21 and it sucked. Badly.

[kate]

...this topic became the suck fast.

[TheEnglishman]

'**** you Beastman!'

[TobiasMar]

kate, on Apr 26 2008, 05:07 PM, said:

...this topic became the suck fast.

o rly?

[Someone Else]

More boobs, k?

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/WindDude/54cfff39b612ce8f2ffebd70985a186f.gif

[Ironsight]

Normaly, I wouldn't mind.

[Someone Else]

What's wrong with this time?

[Caael]

How about REAL boobs and not cartoon ones?

http://mielofon.com/model/lisa_gleave/lisa_02.jpg

I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Lisa Gleave <3

[Ironsight]

Damn you, red X.

[Caael]

Fixed. Now bask in her awesomeness.

[Ironsight]

*applause*

[Folcon]

ain't physics great

[Ironsight]

I hate it when there's about 5 people on, but nobody ever posts anything.

[Eugine]

Yea. I hate that >.>

Edit: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=JWYNn1pTwPM o.o

[Someone Else]

Caael, on Apr 26 2008, 07:06 PM, said:

How about REAL boobs and not cartoon ones?

Real?

HAHAHAHA

[Split Infinity]

XD

[kate]

I just got your fifth star back wd... But I'll just take a hug as thanks o.o

[Split Infinity]

XDDD

[Someone Else]

You're a girl, you don't get handjobs.

You get something else. >_>

[kate]

Dun dun duuun?

[Split Infinity]

WD is going dooowwwn! on you

[kate]

XD can I have like a muffin basket instead?

[Split Infinity]

He'll clean your carpets and hang you out to dry, missy.

[Someone Else]

Fine.

Here's the basket of muffins!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/JessicaMPearson/muffin.jpg

[Split Infinity]

Try the zucchini ones, I heard they're orgasmic.

[Blue]

I heard the same thing, but about something else.

[Ironsight]

Eugh, I just checked out 4chan for the first time.

[Toasty]

Ahh, I remember my first time. I almost orgasm'd right on my keyboard.....

Good times.

[Split Infinity]

That's kind of the point, Toasty.