[TheEnglishman]

Blue, on Mar 5 2008, 07:21 PM, said:

So a man walks into a bar...

Ouch.

[Split Infinity]

Lemontime, on Mar 5 2008, 11:06 PM, said:

You get PAYED to fap?!
I'M THERE!

And in about 10 or so years you'll have a dozen little kiddies tracking you down asking you to be their dad. Just like in the movies. :P

[Blue]

Thats dirty

[Split Infinity]

http://www.youtube.c...Kjgo4IkxFg&NR=1

[Blue]

It should say how a Fairy prances around before jumping into car. xD

[Drizzy Drake]

Lemontime, on Mar 5 2008, 07:06 AM, said:

You get PAYED to fap?!
I'M THERE!

I remember watching a show on it, and you get like, 300$ a visit, and you can visit the clinic like, 3-4 times a week. Basically, you can life off jacking off.

[Blue]

I AM SINISTAR
BEWARE, I LIVE
RUN COWARD
I HUNGAR
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Saturos S.]

Huzzah?

[Blue]

... *snap*
GIVE ME SMASH BROS NAOOOOOOW!

[Drizzy Drake]

Paitence young grasshopper.

[kate]

hey, when'd blue get here? lol

[Drizzy Drake]

2 days ago I beleive. Maybe yesterday. Get with the times women.

[Folcon]

Don't hate me.

[Blue]

Lol, ahhhh, no, sorry, I have to hate you now.
xD

[PDM]

escout, on Mar 4 2008, 06:01 PM, said:

I wonder it this will be a popular game.

I wonder if this will be a popular game.

[Blue]

Who wants to hear dead baby jokes!

[Ironsight]

I'm getting a strange sense of familiarity here...

[Blue]

Ho snap!

[Ironsight]

Trapped in TRT with Blue and PDM. I'm scarred...

[TheEnglishman]

escout, on Mar 5 2008, 02:01 AM, said:

I wonder it this will be a popular game.

I don't know what to make of it. It just looks bizarre to me.

[Blue]

I think it might be time for a dead baby joke. Muahahahahaha!

[Folcon]

bring it blue.

[Blue]

Whats worse then the dumpster full of Dead babies?
The Hobo trying to eat his way out.

[Folcon]

I can't think of any that haven't already been done.

[Blue]

I have a bad Jewish joke I can tell. xD

[Folcon]

*sweat drops*

[Blue]

xDDD
I'm not going to though.

[Folcon]

*pats Blue on back*

good for you. Now please find an RP to take part in and post some. You make the RPs more fun.

[Caael]

Please tell me the jewish joke. I have some racist jokes that i'm not particularly proud of but are quite funny anyway to tell.

[Blue]

I would love to, but I am now le tired. So sleep times.

[Caael]

I didn't make this up, my mate told it to me. Dont read if you dont like racist jokes.

Why does Beyonce sing ' To the left, to the left'

Because black people dont have rights.



See, I told you it's really bad.

[Folcon]

*slaps Caael with trout*

no more of that.

[Saturos S.]

hehe..

[PDM]

DarkSword, on Mar 5 2008, 11:14 PM, said:

Trapped in TRT with Blue and PDM. I'm scared...

[Ironsight]

Caael, on Mar 5 2008, 11:38 PM, said:

I didn't make this up, my mate told it to me. Dont read if you dont like racist jokes.

Why does Beyonce sing ' To the left, to the left'

Because black people dont have rights.
See, I told you it's really bad.

Thats awesome :o

But bad, bad Caael.

[Sea of Time]

I'm not laughing right now and I'm certainly not stealing that joke...

[Drizzy Drake]

OVAN IS TRI-EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

WHAT IN THE ****!!!

I'm scared. :o.

[Sea of Time]

I miss Coldplay. New album expected in May!

[Saturos S.]

That rimes.

[Caael]

SoT 4 penis

[Drizzy Drake]

New Eminem album sometime this year. HOPEFULLY Detox will come out this year, but they've promised it every year since 2003, so I can see it delayed again.

[Blue]

Wait, do we get to tell racists jokes now? xD

[Caael]

Yeah :o

[Saturos S.]

That doesn't rime.

[Caael]

It's rhyme.

[Drizzy Drake]

A black man and a Mexican jump off the Empire State building at the same time. Who lands first?

Who cares?





What did god say when he made the first black man?

Oh ****, I burnt one.




What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?

When they're are one their back they're screwed.

(Just thoguht I'd throw a blonde joke in there.)

[Sea of Time]

How can this be the highest posting TRT ever and also be the most boring? Are we really that narcissistic here?

[Blue]

If your bored then make it entertaining. Gawd!

[Sea of Time]

Too much pressure! *head explodes*

[Blue]

*makes sign and puts it in SoT's hands*
"Will work for Head"

[kate]

oo lala

[Folcon]

Here SoT, I rebuilt old Johnny's head. You can have it.

*attaches battered robot head to SoT's bloody stump of a neck*

[Drizzy Drake]

So I jsut saw Jumper....meh.


It was alright. Not GREAT, but it wasn't bad.

[Folcon]

It looks like I killed the RP with my last post.

[Drizzy Drake]

Naw man, I've jsut been busy today. It looks like tommorow will be a snow day, so I will post tomo. MaznAzn has dissapeared on us, but ya, I will definetly post tomo.

[Blue]

I've been trying to figure out a budget for once. I make enough money for me to finally really care. xD

[gsninja]

Women flock to me. I'm a 29 year old professional... twice over - an analyst and a therapist.

The worlds finest analrapist.

[kate]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT FTW

[Folcon]

spud

http://www.rigbyproduce.com/images/largeimages/Spuds-on-the-line.jpg

[Blue]

escout, I wasn't sure what to do for the RP's so I just gave it a shot in the dark. Tell me if you like it or not.

[Folcon]

lol, its good Blue. It should add a fun twist to the story. Hope tomorrow aint garbage day. :o

[Blue]

Lol, so do I. xD

[kate]

omg I know. It's enthralling.

[Nosferatu]

Blue, on Mar 6 2008, 08:36 PM, said:

escout, I wasn't sure what to do for the RP's so I just gave it a shot in the dark. Tell me if you like it or not.

*turns off the lights*

Bang.

[kate]

EPIC FAIL

[Blue]

Nosferatu, on Mar 6 2008, 09:54 PM, said:

*turns off the lights*

Bang.

*turns lights back on* Oh god, sorry for shooting you Nos.
xD

[Sea of Time]

SHOOTING JOKES ARE LAME TIMES A MILLION

[Blue]

*backhands SoT*

[Ironsight]

YO SNOW HO!

[Blue]

What you say?!

[Saturos S.]

Wazzah?

[Ironsight]

Kanichiwah

[Blue]

Consume!

[Ironsight]

You didn't watch it, huh?

[PDM]

DarkSword, on Mar 6 2008, 08:45 AM, said:

Thats awesome :o

But bad, bad Caael.

old'd

[Blue]

DarkSword, on Mar 6 2008, 11:10 PM, said:

You didn't watch it, huh?

I did just now. I only posted probably like 5 secs after you did. xD

[Ironsight]

Did anyone watch the link?

[Blue]

*slaps DS*

[Ironsight]

;_;

[Folcon]

Watched some, hard to beleave it was real, it sounded like firecrackers. I never want to go to a warzone.

[Ironsight]

You have to see the end. Its freaking awesome.

[Blue]

Yes, watch the end. Twas fantasmic.

[Ironsight]

The Russian T-34 was a good tank...

[Blue]

Thats what she said!

[Caael]

Nosferatu, on Mar 7 2008, 04:54 AM, said:

*turns off the lights*

Bang.

* Toasty drops dead*

Well whaddya know...

[Toasty]

*pops out of a toaster*
*sees holy toast on the floor*

What did you have for breakfast today?

This ad paid for by the breakfast association of America.

[PDM]

Konichiwa, *****!

[Split Infinity]

Note to self: do not juggle Gameboy over hard surfaces. >_>

[PDM]

Note to Split: Don't be a retard.

[Split Infinity]

Who the hell wrote on my notepad? *tears off*

[PDM]

Pirate: Arrrr! Me and me first matey are going to have a good time!
*five minutes later*
Pirate: That was no matey, that was me own sister!


It was a mexican pirate.

[Split Infinity]

Do not get!

[PDM]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/betrayer93/DirtySanchez.png<--- Dirty Sanchez!

[Blue]

'Thats what she said!

[Toasty]

In rememberance of the first page of this topic.....

OMG BACON!!

[Blue]

In rememberance of your mom!

[Saturos S.]

say wha-?

[Drizzy Drake]

Getting hammered tonight. Just waiting for people to mosey on over.

[Split Infinity]

Not reading the substances topic, eh Skidz?

[Blue]

Skid better post in that RP!

[Split Infinity]

Since when do I post in any RP?

[Blue]

*slaps Split* I said Skid, not Split.

[Split Infinity]

So you did. *jumps in the cannon*

[Blue]

*fires Cannon at Skid*

[TheEnglishman]

I love all this entertainment.

[Split Infinity]

*kicks joint out of Skidz's mouth*

[TheEnglishman]

Encore!

[Split Infinity]

*lands safely at home*

And that's the story of how I logged on this morning.

[Blue]

*plays Through the Fire and the Flames on his air guitar*

[Folcon]

Split Infinity, on Mar 7 2008, 04:07 PM, said:

Since when do I post in any RP?

You did post in the FE one. Too bad it died.

[PDM]

Jaime ! says:
the French Tickler ?
d.HiX; The French Tickler says:
Indeed
Jaime ! says:

Jaime ! says:
should i be terrified ?
d.HiX; The French Tickler says:
Erm, well, it's a sexual reference
d.HiX; The French Tickler says:
so considering you're family, I'd say you're safe

[Split Infinity]

Missing line of text?

[PDM]

It was an emoticon

[Folcon]

I want one of these.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/light-saber-umbrella.jpg

Its an umbrella and a light to use in the dark.

[Blue]

*Launches escout out of Spam Cannon*

[kate]

<.< *hides in fear of the spam cannon*

[PDM]

escout, on Mar 7 2008, 06:40 PM, said:

I want one of these.
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/light-saber-umbrella.jpg

Its an umbrella and a light to use in the dark.

It's also extendable into a strip pole, as well, in its current state you can remove the umbrella part and use it as a lightsaber.


Fun-all-in-one.

[Toasty]

lulz. They'd make awesome light sab0rz

[Blue]

Thats what she said!
(xD that one almost made sense)

[MaznAzn]

No no no, it's when you get someone to say

"Omg that's huge!"

THEN you go, "that's what she said!"

I love those moments ^^ they bring tears of joy to my eyes!

[TheEnglishman]

Ah the simple jokes...

[kate]

Ah the simple FAIL

[Saturos S.]

Fail, your mom.

[Drizzy Drake]

Hung over. ;).

[Caael]

Bored of TF2 ;)

[TheEnglishman]

Is a Barnsley supporter for the night.

[PDM]

Bored of waiting to respawn?

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.brianjleung.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/Bored-Logo.jpg

[Caael]

I am actually. I spend more time waiting to respawn than I do staying alive.

[PDM]

That just means you're bad.



OH!

jaykay.

[Caael]

well yeah ;) I dont play it because im good, i play it because its the most fun i've had in a game in ages.

[Blue]

Lets murder!

[PDM]

*Blasts Blue out of spam cannon*

[Blue]

*backhands PDM*

[TheEnglishman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Yu-Gi-Yo.jpg/800px-Yu-Gi-Yo.jpg
Wow, it's a group of incredibly cool people playing Yu gi oh. Man I wish I was like them.

[Blue]

*backhands Me111*

[Drizzy Drake]

Wow, we had a HUGE snow storm here today.

[TheEnglishman]

I wish it snowed more often here.

[Split Infinity]

I wish it snowed at all here.

[Caael]

Timaaahh Lets start over, i'll try to do it right this time around says:
have you ever really wanted to rub your face in a massive cake?
no euphamisms implied :P
Bianca. Hrrrmm.. Jack;; says:
haha
Timaaahh Lets start over, i'll try to do it right this time around says:
i cant drink now :(
laughing too much :P
Bianca. Hrrrmm.. Jack;; says:
lol
no i havent
im not lesbian :P
Timaaahh Lets start over, i'll try to do it right this time around says:
;P
sure about that?

[Split Infinity]

Sometimes I like to rub my face in a massive pile of dirty pillows.

[kate]

sometimes I like to not read your guy's posts because they lower my already small intelligence

[Drizzy Drake]

I know exactly what you mean.....OOOOO, a big red ball. ;).

[Blue]

Falcon... PUNCH!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Pulls a stop sign out of his pocket*


STOP!!!

[Blue]

NO, YOU STOP!

[Caael]

YOUR MOM STOPS

[Drizzy Drake]

N_ggers, are people who annoy you. What is the _?

[kate]

a, as in naggers

MY INBOX IS 69% FULL LOLOLOL

[Split Infinity]

Dipset, on Mar 9 2008, 11:15 AM, said:

STOP!!!

HAMMERTIME!!!

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Mar 8 2008, 08:30 PM, said:

a, as in naggers

MY INBOX IS 69% FULL LOLOLOL

GOOD JOB. Kate wins......NOTHING!!!!!!! See, such a fun game.

Also, I bet that 50% of those msg's are from me.

Split Infinity, on Mar 8 2008, 08:35 PM, said:

HAMMERTIME!!!

That=Win.

[Split Infinity]

Lol, 69%.

[Drizzy Drake]

Hehehe. Sex.

[Toasty]

http://www.smidgy.com/smidgy/images/2007/07/26/lol_cat_icanhascheezburger.jpg

[Split Infinity]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2000913673688669733_rs.jpg

[kate]

Cattank is sad that you're making fun of its weight ;)

[Toasty]

Cattank >>>>>>> all other cats/tanks

[Folcon]

I hate DLST. I got seven clocks, at least, to reset.

[Ironsight]

Vivaaaaaa Viagra!

[Toasty]

OMFG. I hate those commercials. It's bad enough that they're selling drugs to 50 year old men who can't get a boner, but now they're freaking SINGING about it! W.T.F.

But yeah, DLST in 30 min. Yey. And hour less of sleep time. D:

[Ironsight]

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

WHAT THE FU - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Ironsight]

Gah!

[Split Infinity]

http://tehpiratezvoat.ytmnd.com/

[Someone Else]

ya

[Toasty]

Srsly.

[Split Infinity]

http://www.ocelopotamus.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lolh-orly.jpg

[Someone Else]

NO

[Split Infinity]

http://www.lolst.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/lolst_orly.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/acetone/03_09_08/03_09_08_31.gif
*shudder*

[Split Infinity]

Oh Fred...

[TheEnglishman]

I think Split's up for it.

[Drizzy Drake]

BRAWLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kate]

I is having no brawl :P

It was even in the news today >.< They don't make this big a deal over games I like D: oh the agony

[Saturos S.]

I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich, yay.

[kate]

omfgbbq my post count is satan D:

[Fritzy]

Is the whole point of this topic to literally spam as much as possible?

[kate]

HELLS YES.

hai D:

welcome to TRT, feel free to go insane as soon as possible.

But not just spam, sometimes we have deep conversat-sorry I couldn't finish that in good conscience.

Yeah random. randomlicious. randomtastic.

<.< I think you get it.

[Fritzy]

Insanity is one of my better traits, so I bet I'll fit right in in this topic.

[kate]

gjgj

I'd like to point out that post was in no way random, and so I must dock you random points.

I R SPAM QUEENIE, I OWN YOUR SOULS

[Drizzy Drake]

Goodybe ya'll.

[kate]

goodwhatwhat?

[Someone Else]

*pants catch on fire*

[kate]

stop setting your pants on fire wd

[Someone Else]

I'm not doing it, the pants are of their own accord.

[kate]

i'm sure your extreme love for nakedness has nothing to do with it :P

[Fritzy]

wterfdhgujoppsetglrtlrltelsd SPAM, lick, fun, pants, love, hatre, burn, die.


That insane enough for you?

[Saturos S.]

I like to lick doorknobs.

[Fritzy]

That's nice to know. Is there anything you want to tell us? Is there a closet that needs opening?

[kate]

fritzy, your avie scares and confuses me. I like it n.n

[Fritzy]

Well, I beleive in death, destruction, chaos, filth and greed. What I mean is, scare you it should.

[kate]

mmm...filth

[Fritzy]

Mhmm. That's how I like my dirt, dark and filthy.

[kate]

XD hahah I dunno where we're going with this.

[Fritzy]

Where for art thou Dirt. :P. That is basically where it was all heading, that line. Stupid, yes. Dumb, yes. Worthy of this topic, yes. I have made my point.

[gsninja]

Waaah! ;_;

[Fritzy]

:P, a mod. Must bow in the presence of greatness. BOW PEOPLE!

INSANITY ENSUES!!!!!

[gsninja]

o.o

[kate]

gsn!!!

gisn

gisan

gisaany

gosany

gosony

GO SONY!!!

BOOYAKASHA!

[Someone Else]

kate, on Mar 9 2008, 12:36 PM, said:

i'm sure your extreme love for nakedness has nothing to do with it :P

get naked u beezie