[Laharl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vuadsQ2QlQ...feature=related

[Eugine]

And Split, where you got that gay ass guy from then? PORNO SITES! (not that there's anything wrong with watching porn anyway... DO ADULTS RATHER TEENAGER GO RAPING GIRLS?)

[Caael]

Scuse me Eug, but that was me. Pure manlyness in that picture.

[Folcon]

Laharl, on Mar 23 2008, 08:50 PM, said:

there isnt a commandment that says

"thou shalt not rape and pillage"

lets get to it then XD

I think rape could be counted as adultery, and pillaging would be stealing. Than again, so would rape.

[Split Infinity]

I typed 'manboobs' into Google. Duh.

[Eugine]

escout always rapes his hand.

[Caael]

Rape isn't stealing unless for some bizarre and sick reason you cut out her pum.

[Laharl]

Escout logic strikes again!

so rape outside of wedlock is fine?

[Eugine]

Rape dogs. They can't tell on you.

[Caael]

I do that

I would like to do that

I used to do that until I moved onto cats

STOP READING

[Folcon]

It would still be stealing the victums inocenece. Or something like that. The original definition of rape is to take by force. Had nothing to do with sex, but has since been equated to it. something like that anyway. According to my Humanities teacher.

[Eugine]

hmm. Ever seen two dogs do it? Fun to watch.

[Ironsight]

Iraqi rapists

[Caael]

eugine sits there fapping away, dont you.

And it's not rape, it's sex you didnt know you wanted!

[Someone Else]

.eugine, on Mar 23 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

hmm. Ever seen two dogs do it? Fun to watch.

Yeah it's funny in an awkward kind of way.

[Folcon]

You are one sick panda DS.

[Eugine]

Nah Caael. It's just funny like WD said.

They stick on and stuff.

EDIT: omg DS.

[Caael]

Wind Dude, on Mar 24 2008, 01:25 AM, said:

Yeah it's funny in an awkward kind of way.

Funnier when it's humping your little brothers leg and he doesn't know whats happening.

[Eugine]

lol. When my sister dog was young it always humped my cousin. So funny.

[Caael]

Just like me you....

[Laharl]

INCEST!

[Caael]

Hey, i'm not the one related to his cousin.

[Eugine]

Damn. There's so many disgusting people in this world.

Who can have sex with an animal? DarkSword... <__<

[Caael]

Darksword got his mate to film him shagging that donkey.

GIRAFFES! ( Private joke)

[Eugine]

Way to keep us out of the fold!

[Laharl]

well, people say pets are part of their family, so when rover starts humping you its technically incest

[Caael]

And rape. Unless for some obscure reason you want to be raped by a housepet?

[Eugine]

... If it feels good, I say let rover continue!

[Caael]

I'm never going to look at you in the same light again, eug :P

[Laharl]

i'm done for tonight.

stupid cold >:[

[kate]

how the frickety did you guys post so much while I was gone?

and why are we discussing beastiality??

[Eugine]

haha.

[kate]

UR POSTS R SILLEH

[Eugine]

tyvm :P. i practice.

[kate]

<.< how?

[Eugine]

Secret :P

[kate]

O GAWDS I MUST KNOW D:

[Eugine]

Nah. You dont need practice.

[Caael]

He PMs me and asks for my opinion on their stupidness.

[kate]

because you are the stupid master?

[Caael]

Yes indeed I do like lemon on toast.

What?

[Eugine]

Caael >.>
Was suppose to be a secret ;-;

[kate]

Caael, on Mar 23 2008, 07:45 PM, said:

Yes indeed I do like lemontime on toasty. In bed.

What?

fix'd

[R-dog]

I didn't know Lemontime went that way

[Caael]

kate, on Mar 24 2008, 01:48 AM, said:

fix'd

You are now my goddess.

Dan said:

I told my girlfriend she could **** off when GTA IV came, and, I wouldn't need sex because I'd just masturbate over the game.

She wasn't too pleased.:P

[kate]

awesome, more followers :P

and wow. just wow. I would not be pleased either. Though I would laugh XD

[Caael]

I think it's so awesome that its sig worthy.

But you can never, EVER unsig Tony Harrison.

[Blue]

Yar, I've got termites in me legs.

[Someone Else]

You need some new content!

[Blue]

So WD walks into a bar.

[Someone Else]

Ooh, I've heard this one before!

[Split Infinity]

Wait for the punchline...

Ouch!

[Eugine]

JACK IS WACK.

Ouch!

[Split Infinity]

EUGINE IS OBSCENE.

Yowza!

[Eugine]

JACK IS BACK!

Huzzah!

[Split Infinity]

EUGINE IS EIGHTEEN!

Oh, I'm so clever.

[Eugine]

Wasn't going to say it, but those last two sentences doesn't rhyme.

My name isn't EugEne, but EugIne.

[Split Infinity]

Really? Like Yoo-Gyne?

[Eugine]

Like You-Jin

You know, d-JINN

[Blue]

Wheres that banshee and his jamacan colors, cracker ass hole

[Split Infinity]

EUGINE PLAYS VIOLIN!

[Eugine]

Alright. Think I'll give you a passing grade.

[kate]

omgomgomgomg

eug you just changed my world by teaching me the pronounciation of your name....I'm still gonna pronounce it eugeen in my head :P

oh and by the way, kate is pronounced k-ate. as in kay-8. Not ch-ate, although I know it may seem that way

[Someone Else]

Did anybody have any doubt, or do people actually pronounce it those ways. :P

And k and ate are two different syllables? omgwtf

[kate]

...no, it's all one syllable, I just wanted you guys to like me :P

[Someone Else]

But we do like you! D:

[PDM]

.eugine, on Mar 23 2008, 08:42 PM, said:

Like You-Jin

You know, d-JINN

It's pronounced with a zh instead of a g? Trippy!

[Eugine]

This is why I let people call me Eugene or just tell them to use my middle name or my surname. I always have to explain ;_;

Gin is pronounced Jin

[Blue]

Cry me a river. xD

[Drizzy Drake]

..

[Saturos S.]

Rock your body, rock.

[Caael]

Trebuchet!

[Saturos S.]

Mais non!

[Blue]

Cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars...

[Saturos S.]

I want a bathroom I can play baseball in.

[Caael]

And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

[Blue]

Everyone has a drug dealer on speed dial.

[PDM]

.eugine, on Mar 23 2008, 10:44 PM, said:

This is why I let people call me Eugene or just tell them to use my middle name or my surname. I always have to explain ;_;

Gin is pronounced Jin

You said it was pronounced like djinn! You lied to us!

[Blue]

*trout slap*

[TheEnglishman]

I've got my first ever driving lesson tomorrow. Not that I'm nervous or anything. Nope. Not in the slightest.

[Drizzy Drake]

You'll be fine. *Readys funeral music*. Oh, that, that's nothing. You just go and do your test.

[TheEnglishman]

You're advising me to do a test after one lesson? You must have such confidence in my abilities! I'll be fine now!

[Blue]

Good thing I'm not in the UK.

[Drizzy Drake]

*Rereads post*. Ahhh. Well, you go and do your lesson then.

Over here though you get your G1 from a written test.

[Caael]

Its the same here. My sister passed her theory test last thursday.

[TheEnglishman]

Blue, on Mar 24 2008, 08:14 PM, said:

Good thing I'm not in the UK.

Are you suggesting I wouldn't be very good?

[Eugine]

haha.

[Wiflewood]

I passed in Feb. Driving is fun. Especially at night. Overtaking buses at 50. oh yeh.

[Eugine]

Vroom vroom.

Don't go anywhere, so not in a hurry to do anything. All my friends are driving though... Sometimes I feel left out.

[Laharl]

Me111, on Mar 24 2008, 08:17 PM, said:

Are you suggesting I wouldn't be very good?

if i get run over tomorrow, i know who to haunt XD

[Eugine]

Atleast you aren't blaming a Chav.

Unless Me111 is a Chav...

[Caael]

IM A CHAV

[Eugine]

Pretty obvious.

[Caael]

You dont know what a chav is, do you. Think wigger with a brittish accent.

[Eugine]

So, what are you then?

[Folcon]

Caael, on Mar 24 2008, 04:53 PM, said:

You dont know what a chav is, do you. Think wigger with a brittish accent.

I thought they were british gang bangers

[Eugine]

Gangbangers. kekeke

[Drizzy Drake]

The immaturity here is at an all time low.

[Eugine]

Immaturity ftw.

[Caael]

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 08:55 PM, said:

So, what are you then?

Not a chav.

[Eugine]

mhhm.

[Caael]

http://www.xymalf.co.uk/images/chavs/chav2.jpg

Chavs minus the red bull.

[Eugine]

Don't see anything wrong in that picture.

Why do people say guys in Britian are hard to get, they're either gay or drug addicts?

[Laharl]

escout, on Mar 24 2008, 08:56 PM, said:

I thought they were british gang bangers

helps explain the inbreeding

[Caael]

LOL they're the british equivalent of rednecks. Inbred, stupid ****faces who will shag anything that moves.

[Eugine]

Chavs date their family?

[Laharl]

remember; Corpse twitching counts as movement

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 09:12 PM, said:

Chavs rape their family

fixed

[Eugine]

I think you guys exaggerate how bad Chavs are.

[Caael]

No we really dont.

LMAO Laharl!!

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 09:15 PM, said:

I think you guys exaggerate how bad Chavs are.

that kind of attitude will see you bum raped, then knifed and shot by "our Carl"

[Caael]

Pronably shot, bum raped then knifed :\

[Laharl]

the fact so many chavs will threaten to get their cousin Carl to beat you up, is strong evidence for my inbreeding case

[Eugine]

lolz.

[Caael]

It's never them who beat you up, it's always their brother or cousin?

Both of which they have bummed. Twice.

[Laharl]

who is always Carl, Tomo or remains nameless

[Eugine]

So, they're gay and do drugs? OK, so my sources were pointing to Chavs maybe >>

[Caael]

Laharl, on Mar 24 2008, 09:25 PM, said:

who is always Carl, Tomo or remains nameless

Or connor or callum ( or the simplified way they spell it; calam)

[Eugine]

Chavs.

[kate]

hahaha my sis's bf's name is callum. I dunno, my uncle visited from england and taught me all about chavs, and they seem to be the equivalent of our gangsters, except red necked. I don't think they're all that bad, considering that's pretty much what most of my friends want to be (asian gangsters...I don't get it)

[Eugine]

Yea lolz. Don't think they're that bad.

[Caael]

You say that now, but when you come to england...

[Eugine]

I think Chavs beat you up so you hate them x3.

[Caael]

I've never been beaten up, it's just because they're so ****ing stupid and need to stop being such ****heads and spoiling the country. Seriously, you'll see 14 year olds on the street with a kid.

[Drizzy Drake]

And you b@stards call me a chav?

[Caael]

I didnt call you a chav.

[Eugine]

I hardly think Chavs are the only ones who have underage sex.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Mar 24 2008, 05:49 PM, said:

I didnt call you a chav.

Laharl and some others did when I posted my pic, just because I had a flat brimmed hat on.

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 05:49 PM, said:

I hardly think Chavs are the only ones who have underage sex.

S**ts are a good example of that.

[Caael]

No, but they're the only ones who have underage sex without protection hence all the teen preggos.

[Eugine]

Maybe it's because they are not given access to them?

[Drizzy Drake]

IF YOU DON'T WEAR A CONDOM, ATLEAST PULL YOUR F**KING D**K OUT BEFORE YOU CUM YOU DUMB F**KS!!!


:(.

[Caael]

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 09:54 PM, said:

Maybe it's because they are not given access to them?

Of course they are. Condom machines are almost in every public toilet. And it's not like they're majorly expensive either.

[Eugine]

You guys just hate on Chavs. I think Chavs are cool.

[Caael]

You've sunk to a new low, eugine.

[Drizzy Drake]

:(, they can't get a condom!!!

Pull out. Easiest method.

[Caael]

Easiest but most unreliable.

[Eugine]

Maybe I did x3. I just don't have a problem with the way they dress I guess.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Mar 24 2008, 05:59 PM, said:

Easiest but most unreliable.

How is it unreliable. Pull out, and finish on their stomach. How are they getting pregnant like that?

[Eugine]

Most are caught up in the feelings.

[Caael]

I'm not even going to go into this. Just dont come running to me when your gf is pregnant.

[Someone Else]

Stop trying to seem superior and all-knowing. It makes you look like a tool.

(saying that in general)

[Eugine]

CHILDREN MAKING CHILDREN! THE BIBLE PREDICTED IT!

[Drizzy Drake]

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 06:01 PM, said:

Most are caught up in the feelings.

Huh?

Caael, on Mar 24 2008, 06:01 PM, said:

I'm not even going to go into this. Just dont come running to me when your gf is pregnant.

No, honestly, I'd like to know how doing that can get a girl pregnant.

Wind Dude, on Mar 24 2008, 06:02 PM, said:

Stop trying to seem superior and all-knowing. It makes you look like a tool.

(saying that in general)

Is that at me or Caael?

[Caael]

Wind Dude, on Mar 24 2008, 10:02 PM, said:

Stop trying to seem superior and all-knowing. It makes you look like a tool.

(saying that in general)

But I am a tool * holds hammer*

[Someone Else]

Wind Dude, on Mar 24 2008, 03:02 PM, said:

(saying that in general)

[Eugine]

Anywayz, Split is on. Yay.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh is he now?

HIDE THE CAKE!


No Split, you are right, it is a lie.

[Eugine]

To infinity and beyond!

[Drizzy Drake]

But, it's split. You can't split infinity. OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Split Infinity]

Dipset, on Mar 25 2008, 09:00 AM, said:

How is it unreliable. Pull out, and finish on their stomach. How are they getting pregnant like that?

Ever heard of pre-cum?

[Eugine]

If you split infinity, it'll be infinty/2 obviously.

[Caael]

You dont have to split it in half.

[Eugine]

True.

[Drizzy Drake]

Split Infinity, on Mar 24 2008, 06:08 PM, said:

Ever heard of pre-cum?

Meh. I'll still take my chances. Sex without a condom on>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with a condom on.

[Split Infinity]

True, a better orgasm is totally worth eighteen years of hard responsibility.

[Eugine]

Yep yep. Very true. He knows his stuff!

[Someone Else]

While we're on this topic, anyone know how to deal with a chronic orgasm problem?

[Eugine]

Uh, as in? You always want to experience an orgasm?

[Split Infinity]

Antiagra?

[Eugine]

1) Get a positive hobby
2) Be around lots of people
3) Masturbate

[Someone Else]

.eugine, on Mar 24 2008, 03:14 PM, said:

Uh, as in? You always want to experience an orgasm?

No no, like I can't stop--

*ORGASM*

God dammit!!

[Eugine]

wtf?

[Someone Else]

I know, right?

[Eugine]

High sex drive.

[Split Infinity]

So is this voluntary or is it just happening for no reason?

[Someone Else]

No apparent reason. I wish it were voluntary. Wouldn't it be frikkin' awesome if you could ejaculate on command?

[Eugine]

WD, you obviously do not masturbate enough x3.

[Split Infinity]

Good for her anyway.

[Blue]

O.o
Holy **** guys...

[Someone Else]

Being serious, I don't even think jacking off is that fun. =/

[Split Infinity]

Because it never gets you anywhere?

[Drizzy Drake]

Better when a girl is there.

[Eugine]

Hope it doesn't happen in the wrong place. Best for it to happen in controlled environments.

This is why you find people doing it in bathrooms and stuff. They refuse to do it at home.

[Someone Else]

I hope you know I was kidding. :3

And Split, basically yeah.

[Blue]

Dipset, go post in the RP. D:

[Drizzy Drake]

I got a little bit more important things gonig on at the moment. Unless you want it to be s**t, you can wait.

[Eugine]

Obviously. No guy in their right mind discusses those things.

[Split Infinity]

Wind Dude, on Mar 25 2008, 09:24 AM, said:

And Split, basically yeah.

God damnit, so I'm not the only one?

[Drizzy Drake]

Let's talk about it.

How do men get multiple orgasms? *Types while masturbating.*

[Eugine]

btw! I was giving serious advise!

[kate]

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT??

omg. testosterone session.

[Drizzy Drake]

Apperently there are monks that can achieve a state of permanent orgasm. Can you imagine?

[Eugine]

That'll suck.

[Blue]

*Fires self from spam cannon out of gutter vill*

[Someone Else]

That would be annoying. Constantly got to wash your pants...

I think we scarred Kate for life. XDDD

[Split Infinity]

STOP READING KATE! IT'S NOT FOR YOUR EYES!

[Drizzy Drake]

*Facepalms*

Not a constant state of ejaculation, just orgasm. So basically just dry ejaculations for hours.

[Eugine]

Going to an all boy school surely helped me with puberty.

[TheEnglishman]

I don't think I can ever visit this topic again...

[Someone Else]

So how 'bout that Brawl, huh? >>

[Eugine]

4some?

[Drizzy Drake]

Sounds interesting. A c**k in each hole.

[Split Infinity]

I've heard about eightsomes. Sounds painful.

[Eugine]

You should see how those Japanese reproduce.

[Drizzy Drake]

You can find pictures of girls having 4 c**ks in their pussy at once.

[Eugine]

Well, you're just weird.

[Someone Else]

Blue, I honestly tried to change the topic. I honestly did.

[Eugine]

MAGIC THE GATHERING!

[Someone Else]

Man, I love that game.

[Split Infinity]

You've activated my trap card!

[Drizzy Drake]

F**K YU-GI-OH!!!