[Toasty]

Laharl's picture was better. If they don't have big boobs, then the shirt shouldn't be off.

:D

[Saturos S.]

./dead

[Folcon]

Dipset, on May 23 2008, 04:28 PM, said:

....ears and tail with schoolgirl outfit. Now we're on to something. YOu will get a call soon Escout.

A call from whom? You got a pimp service runing?

[TheEnglishman]

I really don't get you guys...

[Saturos S.]

... I want cake.

[Someone Else]

Me111, on May 23 2008, 02:17 PM, said:

I really don't get you guys...

C'mon, let's go over there and NOT have fetishes. Like normal people.

[kate]

ok sooo you all suck. LOOOVE YOU

seriously, post moar

[Toasty]

Shiny boobs with schoolgirl outfit and cat ears/tail.

....YES.

[Ironsight]

Well, this explains why the majority of female anime characters are school girls...

[Drizzy Drake]

escout, on May 23 2008, 05:04 PM, said:

A call from whom? You got a pimp service runing?

Well now that you menti--uh, I mean...

But you will get a call on some humans I am creating. I want to make them the sexiest beings alive. :D.

Toasty, on May 23 2008, 06:23 PM, said:

Shiny boobs with schoolgirl outfit and cat ears/tail.

....YES.

You know it.

[Ironsight]

Dipset, on May 23 2008, 04:24 PM, said:

But you will get a call on some humans I am creating.

What?

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh yeah, didn't I tell you guys. Some old guy, said his name was Christopher, showed up at my house yesterday in a Delorean, and gave me a program to put onto my computer. It's some weird thing they call a Gay Original Device. It let's you create humans, and sheep(yeah, I know, why not any other animals?) and then they become real. YOu can make your sheep have horns, and stuff. Maybe it's not that original, sounds a little like a lifelike Spore. DAMN YOU FURTURISTIC NON ORIGINALITISTIC BEINGS!!!!! Anyways, Escout seems to know his women, so I am going to call him to make the perfect female.

[Toasty]

I can't WAIT for virtual reallity to become main stream!

[Ironsight]

Hey, can I a copy of G.O.D.?

[Toasty]

You'll have to die and go to heaven to ask him yourself.

[Split Infinity]

Dipset, on May 24 2008, 09:24 AM, said:

But you will get a call on some humans I am creating. I want to make them the sexiest beings alive. :D.

I told you to use condoms, dangit!

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on May 23 2008, 07:44 PM, said:

I can't WAIT for virtual reallity to become main stream!

Free non-real sex. YAY!!!!

DarkSword, on May 23 2008, 07:44 PM, said:

Hey, can I a copy of G.O.D.?

....no.


EDIT @ Split-I PULLED OUT!!! I thought it would work. ;(.

[Ironsight]

Thats what she said.

[Split Infinity]

Girls can't pull out. O_o

[Drizzy Drake]

...oh burn.

[Ironsight]

Split Infinity, on May 23 2008, 04:50 PM, said:

Girls can't pull out. O_o

Exactly :D

[Toasty]

Good lord, I hope not.

[EDIT] please disregard the three above posts. Pretend like they don't exist. Seriously.

[Ironsight]

That would be a sad, awkward day indeed.

[Drizzy Drake]

Mel pulled out once an--OH GOD!!!!!

[Ironsight]

...

[Toasty]

It took you that long to notice my penis was in your butt?

[Ironsight]

I thought your name was Daniel...

[Split Infinity]

Toasty uses a strap-on.

[Ironsight]

DarkSword, on May 14 2008, 09:53 PM, said:

“Well!” Mom laughed. “I see you've found my clothes from high school. Maybe I could wear that red Strap on when I chaperone Toasty's field trip next week.”

I thought that was Toasty's mom's?

[Drizzy Drake]

DarkSword, on May 23 2008, 07:52 PM, said:

...

*Facepalm*

[Ironsight]

How am I supposed to respond to something like that?

[Toasty]

Toasty, on May 23 2008, 04:53 PM, said:

It took you that long to notice my penis was in your butt?

[Ironsight]

Dipset, on May 23 2008, 04:52 PM, said:

Mel pulled out once an--OH GOD!!!!!

DarkSword to Toasty, on May 23 2008, 04:53 PM, said:

I thought your name was Daniel...

Split Infinity, on May 23 2008, 04:54 PM, said:

Toasty uses a strap-on.

[Drizzy Drake]

Mel pulled out once. Girl's can't pull out. TO pull out, one must have a cock. Jebus Christ.

[Ironsight]

I was implying that Toasty's real name was Mel.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh, cool. TOASTY YOU LIED TO ME.

[R-dog]

No, his strap-on is named Mel.

[Ironsight]

OIC

[Drizzy Drake]

Well that's a major revelation. I'm been dating a fucking strap on?

[Ironsight]

Don't feel bad, I hear it happens alot.

[Drizzy Drake]

So I'm not alone? Phew, that's a relief.

[Caael]

What comes before part B?

PARTAY

[Ironsight]

Meh. I'm not one for parties.

[Drizzy Drake]

I like "gatherings". It's like a party, with like 10 or less people, so you have a good time with friends of yours, insted of random people getting drunk and ****ing up your house.

[Caael]

I challenge you to a duel!

It will be on a grand scale! Quite large indeed. And it will involve rather large and pointy swords that will wound you quite a lot.

[Ironsight]

Fool! You've activated my trap card!

[Drizzy Drake]

Exodius. I win. You phail/

[Caael]

Well I have a slightly chewed drumstick. Suck on that, you rascal.

[Ironsight]

I activate...butsecks!

[Caael]

Thats how we roll!

[Ironsight]

I put Caael in the face-down position!




I've always wanted to do that...

[Toasty]

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!


In the butt!

[Drizzy Drake]

@ Darksword-...I can not top that epicness.

[Split Infinity]

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

[Caael]

I think it would be quite awesome if me and my friends did the sponsored walk (for our school, everybody has to do it) all wore massive condom hats for the whole 10 miles. You can actually buy condom hats and I really want to walk 10 miles in one. Dont you agree?

[Drizzy Drake]

My friend went out for Haloween last year, smoknig bongs, dressed up as a dick and balls. No joke. It was a penis, and balls.

[Caael]

Go on MSN Skidz! I wanna talk GTA

[Ironsight]

This has to be the most posts I've ever made in a day.

Dead forum is twitching?

[Toasty]

Not nearly as much as when I was a n00b.

....ask the older members what I was like.

[EDIT] on second thought, don't.

[Ironsight]

Oldies, what was Toasty like as a newb?

[Someone Else]

Dipset, on May 23 2008, 06:35 PM, said:

My friend went out for Haloween last year, smoknig bongs, dressed up as a dick and balls. No joke. It was a penis, and balls.

Someone in my school dressed up as a penis and balls too. Yeah, he went to school like that. He was taken to the Principals office by... lunch I think? I don't know HOW he got away with it for that long.

DarkSword, on May 23 2008, 08:57 PM, said:

Oldies, what was Toasty like as a newb?

Fun.

[Ironsight]

Ouch.

[Toasty]

Oh, I was a bundle of joy. :o


Imagine my name in EVERY SINGLE "LAST POST BY:" SECTION ON THE BOARD.

Gooood times. Yesseree.

[Someone Else]

In the mean time, I dressed up as Slash.

http://www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/ph-slash098_500x674shkl.jpg

Sans the cigarette.

[Toasty]

Duuuuuude. Hardcore. That's an awesome costume.


I was basically Dipset, but with spam instead of drugs. Though I didn't talk about spam, it was just constant spam.

It was like someone opened the floodgates of spammy hell.

[Ironsight]

Whoa, if you keep your cursor on WD's sig it talks to you.

[Toasty]

DUDE. And here I had completely forgotten that I mad that sig awesome!

[Someone Else]

I'm a genius, yesh?

[Ironsight]

More like the collage "Whoa dude..." genius.

[Nosferatu]

And so we die again.

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on May 23 2008, 11:11 PM, said:

C'mon, let's go over there and NOT have fetishes. Like normal people.

I just find it strange that people find animal parts on a girl sexy. I mean, if I put a duck's bill on a girl, that wouldn't turn anyone on would it?

[Nosferatu]

It might do it for Skidz. If he was wasted.

[Someone Else]

Me111, on May 23 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

I just find it strange that people find animal parts on a girl sexy. I mean, if I put a duck's bill on a girl, that wouldn't turn anyone on would it?

I don't really get it either.

[Nosferatu]

Who knows. It could be worse. Somebody cold like girls with... yeah.

I vote for a fetishes topic, just so it doesn't infect TRT.

[Toasty]

XD

Honestly, I don't get it aswell.

[Laharl]

escout, on May 23 2008, 08:39 PM, said:

My ex-girlfriend left me cause she wouldn't where cat ears and a tail. I just wanted a little cosplay for fun! :o

i'm sure that's not the only reason XP

[TheEnglishman]

Me111, on May 24 2008, 07:31 AM, said:

I just find it strange that people find animal parts on a girl sexy. I mean, if I put a duck's bill on a girl, that wouldn't turn anyone on would it?

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/FA134.jpg
Oh yeah...

[Laharl]

there's a word for liking pictures like that.....

Paedophilia

[Split Infinity]

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/Donald-duck.gif

*fap fap fap*

[TheEnglishman]

http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/CartoonsMoviesTV/DaffyDuck.jpg
Mine's bigger.

[Split Infinity]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1377/billcg2.png

YESSSS!!

[Caael]

Wtf is tht?

[TheEnglishman]

He's doing a pun. See a duck's beak is a called a bill, so Split exchanged the idea of a duck's bill as a fetish for a telephone bill.
That being said:
http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Bill_Gates_718639.jpg
Mmmm...

[Laharl]

i've seen better puns on Penguin wrappers

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on May 24 2008, 07:47 PM, said:

*cynicism*

[Toasty]

I think Me111 deserves the "Wittiest Member" award.

srsly.

[Laharl]

i dont

i cant tell if there's a thunderstorm outside or if someone is flogging a cat with a sledgehammer

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on May 24 2008, 10:09 PM, said:

i dont

i cant tell if there's a thunderstorm outside or if someone is flogging a cat with a sledgehammer

It's just really windy. Still at least it won't be too warm tonight.

[Nosferatu]

What is this? Nos says, Nos gets?

I want the ****ing world.

[Eugine]

I really need to get over this crush. So flipping annoying.

[Caael]

I actually bum Tales of Symphonia. Watching the OVA right now :o

[TheEnglishman]

OVA?

[Laharl]

theres a thread on it in the anime board

[Ironsight]

Goddamn I need sleep...or coffee...

[TheEnglishman]

The sun's died.

[Laharl]

yay?

[Nosferatu]

Me111, on May 25 2008, 12:05 AM, said:

The sun's died.

Finally!

[Saturos S.]

Luckily we still have Pringles!

[Caael]

I has no pringles :o

[Saturos S.]

I'm out of pringles now. :o

[Toasty]

I haven't had pringles in a long time.

They don't sound too good to me right now either.

[Lightning Star]

last five pages = epic win.

That being said, I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM! :o

[kate]

omg pringles. the original flavour tastes like vanilla ice cream, I swear.

now I really want pringles. I'm so fscking hungry.

how's all y'all?

[Someone Else]

I'm hungry.

[Eugine]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ifln-GuXzNg

[Toasty]

I'm not impressed.

On a side note, my whole body aches from marching in the parade last night.

[FlamingDuck]

Get some muscles! Just kidding. I know you're jacked beyond belief. Right?

[Caael]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lseKPKvyIrM

That might just be the best advert for anything ever created in the history of the world.

[Someone Else]

I don't watch youtube videos in TRT!

[Eugine]

Some people do though >__<

[Split Infinity]

Icy, on May 26 2008, 05:49 AM, said:

last five pages = epic win.

That being said, I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM! :o

Speaking of Pringles...

ONCE YOU POP, YOU JUST CAN'T STOP!

[Lightning Star]

That's what she said.

BADUM PISH!

[Ironsight]

Saw that one comming a mile away, just not from Icy. On second thought, perhaps I should have expected it from her.

[Lightning Star]

Dude, I say that to like, everything.

On another note, I updated my artwork. pweeze go look at it with a cherry on top?
http://bp2.blogger.com/_syiX5-a2hQE/R3FVqa1-iXI/AAAAAAAABy8/uC8rIH-s2S4/s400/normal_Puss-in-Boots-Shrek-2.jpg

[Ironsight]

Really? I hadn't noticed. And I'm not talking about your art, just to be safe.

[Lightning Star]

I guess I say it more often IRL than here. My prude friends hate it. My "crude" friends get a kick out of it or add to it XD.

Hence why I hang around my crude friends ten times more often than the others.

[Ironsight]

I really hate google video.

[Toasty]

FlamingDuck, on May 25 2008, 04:45 PM, said:

Get some muscles! Just kidding. I know you're jacked beyond belief. Right?

*flexes biceps*

*skin tears off*

*runs around screaming like a maniac*

Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty ripped. :o

[EDIT] XD lolpun.

Totally didn't even see it until after I posted it.

[FlamingDuck]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have nothing to contribute.

[TheEnglishman]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/58/Majora_24.JPG

[Saturos S.]

Dawn at 9:37?

Lazy *** bishes, get to work, pronto.

[Drizzy Drake]

So I had court today, and what do you know, remanded untill June 16th, which, with my luck, will get remanded again.

[Nyktos]

DarkSword, on May 26 2008, 05:53 AM, said:

I really hate google video.

I'm sure it hates you too.

[Split Infinity]

But it sucks.

[Nosferatu]

NEW RED vs BLUE!

****ing win!

[Caael]

link plox

[Toasty]

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/forum/public/style_images/gssv3/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Me111, on May 26 2008, 11:34 AM, said:

Are....are they finally starting the next season?!

[Drizzy Drake]

Nosferatu, on May 26 2008, 07:38 PM, said:

NEW RED vs BLUE!

****ing win!

IF you are not bullshitting, then yes, that is fucking win.

[Nosferatu]

http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php

YES. My crazy theories are confirmed at the end.

[Eugine]

omg. type in hot rod into YouTube and listen to the first video o.o
What a really weird song.

CAUTION.

Edit: Actually don't lolz. Flipping shat.

[Lightning Star]

I actually read that as CATION.

Man Chemistry really took over my brain XD

And I don't click links in TRT, FOO!

[Toasty]

Not since Skidz came along....

Well anyway, I'm nearly 16 and I've never had a girlfriend. sad, huh? :o

[kate]

Psh, no girlfriend? We're frickin married buddy

[Toasty]

XD

I meant non-internet relationships. :o

[Ironsight]

Damn it all to hell...

[Toasty]

Did you penis just fall off?

...or is it something more serious?

[Ironsight]

It's worse than my penis falling off.

[Caael]

Did your testicles fall off as well?

LOLOLOLIMSOFUNEH

[Ironsight]

Get Cancer.

LOLIUSEDYOURINSULTAGAINSTYOUROFLLCOPTER!!11!2

[Saturos S.]

Teehee, DS has no balls.

[TheEnglishman]

Thank God for that. If my DS had balls, I'd return it immediately.

[Ironsight]

*Sodomizes SS with a stylus*

[Saturos S.]

Didn't Sean Connery have golden balls?

[TheEnglishman]

Gun.
Although Roger Moore was in that Bond movie.

[Caael]

I got my friend a jar of dirt for his birthday. He asked for it.

[Someone Else]

Icy's a mod. Did NOT see that coming.

[Toasty]

ditto

[Caael]

****, me and laharl are going to be banned for our sexism :o

Oh no, editing your posts will be so much more fun. :]

PISWASSER, THIS IS BEER!
DRIVE DRUNK
OFF A PIER

[Toasty]

Just like Will Smith in I Am Ledgend!

Except he wasn't drunk!

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on May 27 2008, 12:47 AM, said:

Not since Skidz came along....

Well anyway, I'm nearly 16 and I've never had a girlfriend. sad, huh? :o

Hey, I resent that.

Wind Dude, on May 27 2008, 06:48 PM, said:

Icy's a mod. Did NOT see that coming.

Wait, WHHHHHHHHHHHHATTTTT!!!!!!![/Moe]

[Toasty]

Dipset, on May 27 2008, 04:25 PM, said:

Hey, I resent that.

It's all those videos you linked to.

Those.....'certain' videos.

[Drizzy Drake]

Oh, "those" videos.

[Lightning Star]

Look underneath the underneath ^.~

[Nosferatu]

Who did what now?

[Lightning Star]

Dipsy did your mom. Shame Dipsy, shame :o

[Nosferatu]

Oh. All right. As long as I don't hear it.

[Drizzy Drake]

You didn't? Shit man, she was loud. When she peaked and hit that 3rd orgasm, damn. I thought my fucking ears were going to fall off. Oo wait, no, I'm thinknig of the night I fucked Icy. Ya, no, Nos, your mom was a lousy lay.

[Ravenblade]

How bleeding awesome is mariokart's end credits theme music?? XD Its so happy and bouncy ^^!!

Im gonna make it my "Exams are over forever" theme music =D

[Lightning Star]

Alright dipsy, I know you like to fantasize and stuff, but keep your swearing to a min, kay?

I told you, that night didn't get you off the hook for anything! >O

And Raven, your exams are over? Or not yet?

[Someone Else]

Wait, you tell him off yet you don't edit his post? =/

[Ravenblade]

Not yet x.x I have one left.

Ive been doing exams for a whole month now!! Freakin' Uni...

[Nosferatu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/phoneybaloney/bumblebeez.jpg

[Drizzy Drake]

Icy, on May 27 2008, 09:13 PM, said:

Alright dipsy, I know you like to fantasize and stuff, but keep your swearing to a min, kay?

I told you, that night didn't get you off the hook for anything! >O

And Raven, your exams are over? Or not yet?

Awwe. :P. But, I thought I was special. Oh well, atleast I used a condom this time. *Looks at Kate*.

[Toasty]

Skidz reminds me of a guy I know at school.

But only as far as sex goes. I don't think he's a druggie.

[Lightning Star]

I let dipsy off the hook 'cause I know he's a good guy underneath the "tough drug addict" layer :] Plus, it's freakin TRT!

[Toasty]

I still like the asterisks. They're.....asterisky.

<.<;

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on May 27 2008, 10:05 PM, said:

Skidz reminds me of a guy I know at school.

But only as far as sex goes. I don't think he's a druggie.

Icy, on May 27 2008, 10:06 PM, said:

I let dipsy off the hook 'cause I know he's a good guy underneath the "tough drug addict" layer :] Plus, it's freakin TRT!

Hey, stop revealing our conversations. I told you not to tell anybody. :P.

And yeah people, Icy's right, it is the fucking TRT. And you know what the fuck happens in the fucking TRT? Fucking curseing, is what the fuck happens in TRT. Like fuck man. Caael says fuck. Kate says fuck. PDM says fuck cause he's banned. GL says fuck. SoT says fuck. I say fuck. You say fuck. We all say fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.


FUCK!!!!!!!

[Someone Else]

Holy ****.

[Eugine]

I'm so depressed now. I feel like crying.
Oh well. Time to listen to sad music.

[Drizzy Drake]

Ok, fine, I'll be a good boy, and let the asterixes do the work.

[Eugine]

Respond to me, gosh. I need comfort!

[Folcon]

does eugine need a hug?

[Drizzy Drake]

*Hugs Eugine's mom* Sorry, I couldn't resist*

[Nosferatu]

Eugine, on May 27 2008, 07:27 PM, said:

Respond to me, gosh. I need comfort!

EUNGINE! Take advice!

http://youtube.com/w...feature=related

[Eugine]

Ah well, and I have an exam 2moro. Oh well, sucks. Not in the right mind set to study o.o
Thankfully I studied about a week ago ^.^ (but I probably forgot everything anyway >.>)

Oh well.

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm whilin' out.

[Eugine]

Think I should smoke some pot xP.

[Drizzy Drake]

Yes, yes you should. I could go for a joint. Counteract the yay. Oh, what do you know, rolling as we speak. 2 gino's. Roll a nice cannon.

[Eugine]

Nah. I shall overcome the depression through my own will! Ah well, posting here kinda cleared it up a bit.

[Drizzy Drake]

Awwe, what depression? Explain. Oh, is it that thing with the girl? Just tell her. If you rejects you, so what, atleast you know.

[Eugine]

Yeah, I will.
Ah well. I just don't wanna do anything wrong -__-

Plus, I'm kinda having mixed readings. Sometimes I could SWEAR she's interested, but sometimes she act like I don't exist (well, I never talked to her anyway ^^). Oh, and I don't really like her friends.

When she's alone she's awesome though. PLUS SHE DRAWS. Cool.

Damn, how can one person make me insane? o.o

[Nosferatu]

Eugine, on May 27 2008, 07:52 PM, said:

Yeah, I will.
Ah well. I just don't wanna do anything wrong -__-

Plus, I'm kinda having mixed readings. Sometimes I could SWEAR she's interested, but sometimes she act like I don't exist (well, I never talked to her anyway ^^). Oh, and I don't really like her friends.

When she's alone she's awesome though. PLUS SHE DRAWS. Cool.

Damn, how can one person make me insane? o.o

It's girls Eugine. We'll never know.

Trust me. This **** happens all the time. I had it happen once, I sorted it out myself. (Found out she had a boyfriend and, well, I get over things quickly.)

[Eugine]

Yeah damn. I love-hate the feeling. It feels good, yet it makes me feel so vulnerable. And I take ANY bad reading as devastating news.
Like today, she walked passed me straight (well, she was with her friends and I'm not going to walk up to her in a crowd...)

Damn. I shall do something 2moro. Hopefully she'll be seen after I finish my exam...

[Toasty]

Yes, it's bittersweet.

[Eugine]

Dipset, on May 27 2008, 10:15 PM, said:

Hey, stop revealing our conversations. I told you not to tell anybody. :P.

And yeah people, Icy's right, it is the fucking TRT. And you know what the fuck happens in the fucking TRT? Fucking curseing, is what the fuck happens in TRT. Like fuck man. Caael says fuck. Kate says fuck. PDM says fuck cause he's banned. GL says fuck. SoT says fuck. I say fuck. You say fuck. We all say fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.


FUCK!!!!!!!

How did I miss this?

[Toasty]

We seemed to do fine with just seeing asterisks instead of the swear words.

It's not like people constantly swear around here or anything anyway.

....except for skidz. :P

j/k

but seriously.

[Zeypher]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3far9oHZOsI

[Eugine]

wtf Zeyp...

[Zeypher]

It scares the living **** out of me. And yet...I still watch it...

[Drizzy Drake]

Ya, how did you miss that Eugine?

[Eugine]

Dunno. I missed a few posts well.

[Drizzy Drake]

Cool.

[Ironsight]

Urk.

[Drizzy Drake]

1 pie.

[Ironsight]

2 pie.

[Drizzy Drake]

3 pie.

[Ironsight]

4 pie.

[Drizzy Drake]

5 pie.

[Eugine]

STFUPIE

[Ironsight]

Killed it, Eugine.