[Nosferatu]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/287

Quote

Births

Deaths
January 20 — Saint Sebastian, martyred (b. unknown)
Saint Maurice, Christian soldier (executed)
Saints Victoricus, Fuscian, and Gentian, martyred (b. unknown)
Chosroes II of Armenia (assassinated)

<3

[Toasty]

Darksword, on Aug 19 2008, 01:57 AM, said:

Mine's creepier.

No debate there.

[Saturos S.]

****.

Is the swear thingie back on again?

[Drizzy Drake]

Yup.

**** shit
Piss piss
**** fuck
**** cunt
Cocksucker cocksucker
Muther****er mutherfucker
Tits tits
Fart fart
Turd turd
Twat twat
***** bitch
**** dick
Cock cock

[Saturos S.]

*****

I wanna say *****.

[Drizzy Drake]

Bastard bastard

What's that? Bitch?

[Saturos S.]

Yup, tell my your secret.

[Drizzy Drake]

Okay, I cheated on Mel a while back. But shhh, don't tell her. It wasn't my fault really though. We only kissed, and I stopped it because I knew it wasn't right.

[Saturos S.]

and the other one?

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm gay. :rolleyes:.

[Saturos S.]

Don't you feel much better know? Telling everyone about your secret?

[Blue]

FFVIICC was awesome. But, I just want to say one thing.
**** you Shinra you ass ****ing sacks of ****!

[TheEnglishman]

That must be the only game in the world where the ending was revealed over ten years ago. At least, assuming that the character meets the same end as in FFVII.

[Blue]

I actually didn't play the original.

[Nosferatu]

Spoiler

Mario dies. Luigi conquers the universe.

[Blue]

OH SHI-

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Aug 19 2008, 04:09 PM, said:

Spoiler

Mario dies. Luigi conquers the universe.

Excellent :rolleyes:

[Toasty]

Luigi was always the more capable of the two. I mean, Mario's just so fat....

[Nosferatu]

Die, would you kindly.

[Split Infinity]

So you can necrorape him?

[TheEnglishman]

Toasty, on Aug 20 2008, 04:42 AM, said:

Luigi was always the more capable of the two. I mean, Mario's just so fat....

He's clearly gay though. Even Mario thinks so.

[Nosferatu]

Sounds like "Gaylo-igi".

[Laharl]

****

computer exploded again, this time had to reinstall windows to fix it.

Firefox doesnt work either :/

so i have to use Opera

[kate]

Or internet explorer, it runs like a dream! :D

Also, change your avie wd. The z man is awesome, but he looks like he's going to rape me in my sleep. And I only like being raped while awake.

[Laharl]

Death to Internet Explorer!

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Aug 20 2008, 12:09 PM, said:

Or internet explorer, it runs like a dream! :D

Also, change your avie wd. The z man is awesome, but he looks like he's going to rape me in my sleep. And I only like being raped while awake.

oops

[Blue]

What?

[TheEnglishman]

Blue has entered the Twilight Zone.....

[Caael]

****ing hell i'm so pissed off. Woke up at 8am today to go down and get tickets to Reading Festival. Worked fine, got there at 8 30 and we were pretty close to the front. They said they'd let us in at 12 but they didnt let us, so everybody rioted (which was AWESOME) and rushed to the tickets. Then we were in a queue for 4 ****ING HOURS standing up, nowhere to sit, no drinks or anything with a queue that was only a few dozen metres long, but **** me i'm not even joking when i say this, It took about half an hour for about 2 people to be checked in and able to move the line forward. 4 ****ing hours of almost passing out.

And the cream on the cake, when we get to the ticket booth
Me: Do you sell day tickets?
Boothee: Yeah mate, we have em all here
Me: Can we have 2 sunday tickets?
Boothee: Nah mate, we can only sell em on the actual day

WHAT THE ****!?! THATS **** BUSINESS, HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT TO MAKE ANY MONEY! I WASTED 8 ****ING HOURS IN A QUEUE WITH MY MATES FOR ****ING NOTHING!!! SO NOW WE HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN, AT 6AM SUNDAY MORNING TO TRY AND GET A TICKET FOR SUNDAY WHICH THERES A VERY SLIM CHANCE WE'LL GET.

And you think that is bad?

Slipknot, the band i've been waiting MONTHS to see, have been cancelled because Joey Jordison broke his ****ING ANKLE. I'm starting to think it's not even worth it, I mean i'll see Tenacious D, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Pendulum and loads, but Slipknot were the main reason I were going, and meh. Well, to see all those bands it's worth £70, but i'm just ****ing pissed that they wouldn't even sell us the tickets that they had next to them, that we wanted while waving money in their face.

****ing benders.

[Blue]

o.o
Ticketmaster?

[Saturos S.]

Have a dad who works for Universal and works a lot with Mojo. Works for me.

[Caael]

Blue, on Aug 20 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

o.o
Ticketmaster?

Too late, wont arrive in time. It's really annoying as well.

Meh, slipknot are playing UK tour on 1st of Dec over until the 12th so i'm going to london with mates to see them.

[Kuchiyose]

hmmm indeed

[Saturos S.]

I agree.

[Blue]

Cryptic Punch!
xD

[Saturos S.]

I beg to differ.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Aug 20 2008, 02:54 PM, said:

****ing hell i'm so pissed off. Woke up at 8am today to go down and get tickets to Reading Festival. Worked fine, got there at 8 30 and we were pretty close to the front. They said they'd let us in at 12 but they didnt let us, so everybody rioted (which was AWESOME) and rushed to the tickets. Then we were in a queue for 4 ****ING HOURS standing up, nowhere to sit, no drinks or anything with a queue that was only a few dozen metres long, but **** me i'm not even joking when i say this, It took about half an hour for about 2 people to be checked in and able to move the line forward. 4 ****ing hours of almost passing out.

And the cream on the cake, when we get to the ticket booth
Me: Do you sell day tickets?
Boothee: Yeah mate, we have em all here
Me: Can we have 2 sunday tickets?
Boothee: Nah mate, we can only sell em on the actual day

WHAT THE ****!?! THATS **** BUSINESS, HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT TO MAKE ANY MONEY! I WASTED 8 ****ING HOURS IN A QUEUE WITH MY MATES FOR ****ING NOTHING!!! SO NOW WE HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN, AT 6AM SUNDAY MORNING TO TRY AND GET A TICKET FOR SUNDAY WHICH THERES A VERY SLIM CHANCE WE'LL GET.

And you think that is bad?

Slipknot, the band i've been waiting MONTHS to see, have been cancelled because Joey Jordison broke his ****ING ANKLE. I'm starting to think it's not even worth it, I mean i'll see Tenacious D, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Pendulum and loads, but Slipknot were the main reason I were going, and meh. Well, to see all those bands it's worth £70, but i'm just ****ing pissed that they wouldn't even sell us the tickets that they had next to them, that we wanted while waving money in their face.

****ing benders.

Wait so A7x, and Metallica weren't warrent enough to buy the ticket? Screw Slipknot.

[Someone Else]

kate, on Aug 20 2008, 09:09 AM, said:

Also, change your avie wd. The z man is awesome, but he looks like he's going to rape me in my sleep. And I only like being raped while awake.

But... Zack IS teh sex.... and occasionally teh rape

Oh well. I'll poke around a bit. Not really liking this avatar anyway.

[Drizzy Drake]

rape= lulz

[Blue]

lulz =
I'M SO ****ING CRAZY!

[Kuchiyose]

on nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[Saturos S.]

You guys sleep? ROFLMAO U GUYZ R TEH NUBZ.

[Kuchiyose]

nInJ0rZ

[Saturos S.]

O, I can see where this is going...

[Kuchiyose]

I see what you did there!

[Saturos S.]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/okay.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on Aug 20 2008, 09:01 PM, said:

But... Zack IS teh sex.... and occasionally teh rape

Oh well. I'll poke around a bit. Not really liking this avatar anyway.

Square's characters are all beginning to look like the same 12 year old boy.

[Laharl]

they're atleast 15 Me111.

it lets the fangirls feel less guilty when they write homoerotic fanfiction about them

[TheEnglishman]

'I don't care what the game says, Cloud and Sephiroth clearly want each other!
...
SQUEEE!'

[Laharl]

a frighteningly accurate description x_x

[Nosferatu]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/280/hahayg3.png

[Caael]

Dipset, on Aug 20 2008, 08:59 PM, said:

Wait so A7x, and Metallica weren't warrent enough to buy the ticket? Screw Slipknot.

I only like 2 of A7x's songs, Metallica are only good on the S&M album, so at the moment its lying on Tenacious D.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Aug 20 2008, 07:15 PM, said:

I only like 2 of A7x's songs, Metallica are only good on the S&M album, so at the moment its lying on Tenacious D.

gtfo

[Caael]

Let me rephrase:

" I only like them on the S&M album"

I can appreciate that they're a good band, and they're musically talented, but without the S&M orchestra it's just empty for me.

[Drizzy Drake]

touche

[Caael]

Missy Rothstein is fiiiine

[Drizzy Drake]

Yup. She's banging Brandon.

[Blue]

:D

[kate]

yepyepyep

[Nosferatu]

nopenopenope

[Blue]

************!

[Toasty]

Women's olympic volleyball would be SO much better if the athletes looked like they came striaght from Dead or Alive.



.....what?

[Blue]

*stabber of the knife*

[Toasty]

But they're all so flat chested!

[Nosferatu]

...That was the best cast spell on target animation.

Ever.

[Toasty]

Oh really?

[Caael]

Dipset, on Aug 21 2008, 02:01 AM, said:

Yup. She's banging Brandon.

Bam Margera FTW!

Seriously, Viva La Bam is the best thing evar. The Prank war with Johnny Knoxville was staggeringly funny.

[Drizzy Drake]

Caael, on Aug 21 2008, 06:03 AM, said:

Bam Margera FTW!

Seriously, Viva La Bam is the best thing evar. The Prank war with Johnny Knoxville was staggeringly funny.

Brandon Cole Margera. I have every season of VLB, and the one season of that one show he did with Missy. Unholy something. Unholy Union, that's it.

And yes, the prank war was awesome. He FUCKED up that hummer. But then Vito sent it flying into a canyon, so it's all good.

[Nosferatu]

Gonna download me some Force Unleased demo~.

[Toasty]

I'm extreme;y dissapointed in all of you.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WELL PAST PAGE 1337 BY NOW!

*storms off*

[kate]

gonna buy you a drank.

[Toasty]

Yup. That's what it says in my profile.

[Blue]

Shut your cracker mouth up boy.

[kate]

oh lol toasty did it say that before I posted? Because that's some freaky **** right there.

like...cosmic.

[Nosferatu]

Question for dead board:

Which movie should I watch?
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. One Missed Call
4. Appleseed Ex Machina
5. Amityville Horror
6. 10,000 B.C.

[Toasty]

Appleseed ExMachina. Awesome movie.

kate, on Aug 21 2008, 08:49 PM, said:

oh lol toasty did it say that before I posted? Because that's some freaky **** right there.

like...cosmic.

It's been my personal statement since before I became Spam King. I've had it for a number of months, anyway.

[Mallick]

Dipset, on Aug 20 2008, 12:59 PM, said:

Wait so A7x, and Metallica weren't warrent enough to buy the ticket? Screw Slipknot.

Slipknot was great until they released a second album.

[Caael]

And then they released a 3rd album which was better than any of their other stuff and everybody was happy (:

Dipset, on Aug 21 2008, 05:09 PM, said:

Brandon Cole Margera. I have every season of VLB, and the one season of that one show he did with Missy. Unholy something. Unholy Union, that's it.And yes, the prank war was awesome. He ****ED up that hummer. But then Vito sent it flying into a canyon, so it's all good.

Yeah he made the hummer into a convertable. The Mardi Gras one is probably the best, with the war between Tony Hawk and Bam vs Bams Crew and the rest of the Margeras.

[Split Infinity]

Anonymous said:

1. Open this image (you'll see an error message).
2. Save it as 4chan.js
3. Open the file you just saved.
4. ???
5. **** bricks.

Clever newfag made a replicating script. :/

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Aug 21 2008, 03:00 PM, said:

Gonna download me some Force Unleased demo~.

I thought it was just kinda eh. Not horrible but not super mega awesome either.

Ragdoll physics were cool, though. They don't go just limp when they fall. They'll also grab onto stuff while you're dragging them around with the force. <3

[TheEnglishman]

I just had a two hour nap.

[Joek2]

Caael, on Aug 22 2008, 04:58 AM, said:

Yeah he made the hummer into a convertable. The Mardi Gras one is probably the best, with the war between Tony Hawk and Bam vs Bams Crew and the rest of the Margeras.

Mardi Gras was awesome. That ****ing mix of mustard and mayonaise, and ewww, lol.

[kate]

fsck this sh!t, I want cheesecake.

[Joek2]

Fuck this shit, I want cake.

[Saturos S.]

Why whould you like to screw a pile of poo?

[Mallick]

Joek2, on Aug 22 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

**** this ****, I want cake.

did u got banned

[Kuchiyose]

FCUK this dogma, I want pie!

[Joek2]

Nope. Mod preview.

[Saturos S.]

Frech Connections UK, lolz.

[Mallick]

Joek2, on Aug 22 2008, 12:47 PM, said:

Nope. Mod preview.

what four

[Joek2]

going at sun sabah!

[Saturos S.]

Dippy?

[Kuchiyose]

hmmmmmm

[Joek2]

oui

[Saturos S.]

So this one time I was like walking, and when I was like walking, I walked into someone I knew and he was also walking, so I like had to stop walking and he did too and I was like, why did we stop walking and he said like walking is for albanians because albanians keep walking when talking and real men stride.

[Kuchiyose]

I like the part with the 'Walking'.

[Saturos S.]

William Shakespeare wrote that. I quoted him.

He also did pr0n for children and called it and called it sex-ed

[Joek2]

ugh, i hated that part

[Saturos S.]

O no you didn't.

[Kuchiyose]

:D

[Saturos S.]

O bugger.

So this time I was running and when I was like running I ran into someone and I told someone else that I ran into someone and she said she heard that I ran into that someone and the first someone had said that she had run into me and I was like no she didn't run into me because she was walking and when she was like walking she the third someone and he was walking but when they talked they strode because they were both European and not Albanian.

Thus Albania is not part of Europe.

[TheEnglishman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/DrJuliusNo.jpg
Name the villain. Now.

[Saturos S.]

Dr. No

[TheEnglishman]

Congratulations... unless you cheated.

[Saturos S.]

It was either him or Mr. White. Dr. No being the classic, I went for him.

[TheEnglishman]

Mr White?

[Saturos S.]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/sstriker_photos/jc001.jpg

Mr White.

[TheEnglishman]

Oh yeah the guy from Casino Royale.

[Folcon]

i got nothing better to do, some I came to visit and post this

[TheEnglishman]

Would be far funnier without the music.

[Mallick]

Saturos Striker, on Aug 22 2008, 01:08 PM, said:

William Shakespeare wrote that. I quoted him.

He also did pr0n for children and called it and called it sex-ed

LOL SODOMY

[Toasty]

Folcon, on Aug 22 2008, 03:37 PM, said:

i got nothing better to do, some I came to visit and post this

Seen it.


OH EMM EFFING GEE

MOST HILARIOUSEST VIDEO I HAVE EVAR SEEN.

Seriously.

And no, it's not an annoying meme.

[Mallick]

I burned the **** out of my finger on my friend's cheap metal pipe. :\

[Toasty]

That's nice. Maybe you shouldn't do drugs.

[Mallick]

I never claimed any drugs to be involved.

[Toasty]

Hot pipes are occaisionally found on/near bongs. Or pipes.

[Kuchiyose]

Anon could be... welders XD OR plumbers, who knows!

[Toasty]

Or maybe he likes to get friendly with running air-compressors.

I burnt my finger on one of them before, you know. They've got some pretty hot pipes.

[kate]

I'd like to take this moment to point out the lack of anonymity involved in anonymous. Especially with the "aka".

[Joek2]

OH BUR-

[Blue]

...
Dip, did your main acount get banned again?

[Joek2]

Nope, mod preview.

[Kuchiyose]

aaa fair enough XD

[Joek2]

THEY CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN.

Dipset
Fritzy
Joek2
And mystery account not even Kate knows about.

[Kuchiyose]

Unless they ban your Ip xD unless your IP changes everytime your internet connection restarts xD

[Saturos S.]

Or just ban him and make it a closed forum....

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

Or just ban him and make it a closed forum....

Make a secret forum so he will never know coz itz a secret :D

[Joek2]

Kuchiyose, on Aug 23 2008, 10:45 AM, said:

Unless they ban your Ip xD unless your IP changes everytime your internet connection restarts xD

I don't think my IP adress is dynamic.

[Blue]

Dynamic Entry?

[Nosferatu]

That's what she said.

[Blue]

O RLY?

[Nosferatu]

http://netninja.com/images/lj/ya_rly.jpg

[kate]

a secret account I don't know about? le gasp. such betrayal.

[Saturos S.]

I'd smack him.

[Nosferatu]

Yeah but you're you.

Stab him.

[TheEnglishman]

Subtle.

[Someone Else]

Blue, on Aug 23 2008, 02:48 PM, said:

Dynamic Entry?

Nosferatu, on Aug 23 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

That's what she said.

Lawl!

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

I don't think my IP adress is dynamic.

hmmm If your wireless you could be lucky, most wireless uses have dynamic Ip's (or so I've seen), so basically I'm apart of the cancer on the internet that is stealing ipv4 mhahahha

[Someone Else]

Post outside of the common room, people. I've almost beaten Agatio in post count.

[TheEnglishman]

No is time for sleep.

[Blue]

I'm hungry

[Caael]

GO TO ****ING SLEEP PLX CAAEL KTHXBAI

[kate]

wut.

not even a question, just a statement.

[Blue]

Yeah

[Toasty]

Blue, on Aug 23 2008, 02:48 PM, said:

Dynamic Entry?

Nosferatu, on Aug 23 2008, 03:17 PM, said:

That's what she said.

XD I never thought a refrence to a Nayrootoe quote could sound so dirty.

[Nosferatu]

For the lulz.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7039/longcatdu1.jpg
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7039/longcatdu1.jpg
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7039/longcatdu1.jpg
You didn't see this. You just scrolled through everything you prick.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7039/longcatdu1.jpg

[Toasty]

That's plagiarism!

[cyberRoll]

Howly crow, TRL is still around? ._.

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Aug 24 2008, 01:16 AM, said:

You didn't see this. You just scrolled through everything you prick.

WHAT

[Toasty]

Wait......wut happened?

cyberRoll, on Aug 24 2008, 01:29 AM, said:

Howly crow, TRL is still around? ._.

'course it is!

[TheEnglishman]

Itchy neck *scratch*

[Blue]

*Consume*

[TheEnglishman]

*DESTROY*

[Blue]

*Obliterate*

[Saturos S.]

*munch*

[Kuchiyose]

*nibble*

[Nosferatu]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6538/stfu2ai1.jpg

[TheEnglishman]

Shut up, all of you! You're all incompetent *holds nose* and you stink of fish!

[Nosferatu]

Mine's better.
And bigger. And we aren't just talking about the posts either. Oh snap.

[TheEnglishman]

The guy on the left has no eyes.
And there's only one to find out who's is better, we'll have to compare. You go first.

[Joek2]

kate, on Aug 23 2008, 04:41 PM, said:

a secret account I don't know about? le gasp. such betrayal.

you knew who i was when you birthed my baaabaay

Saturos Striker, on Aug 23 2008, 04:59 PM, said:

I'd smack him.

eep, plz don't

[Kuchiyose]

wut?

[Joek2]

tinkeraldo infinity mckatezorz

[Caael]

BEST SKETCH EVAR:

Man: Is there anything you'd like to drink?
Woman: Um, a gin and tonic please.
Man: *goes over to drinks cabinet* Hmm...it appears i'm out of tonic.
Woman: Thats fine i'll just hav-
Man: No, dont worry, i'll get you your gin and tonic, theres a shop downstairs, its no trouble.
Woman: No really, i'm fine, i'll just hav-
Man: When a pretty lady wants a drink, a pretty lady gets a drink. MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

[Nosferatu]

Not really.

Dead board is dead.

[kate]

wtf. how is that sketch funny?

[Joek2]

it's not

let's all point and laugh

[Nosferatu]

Okay good. Glad I'm not the only one who didn't find it funny.

[Joek2]

caael= phail

hey, it rhymes...ohh i found a dime

shut up cunty voice in my head

if you don't stop you'll soon be dead












sex

[Nosferatu]

*facepalm*

I think my sister has that thing that is the reason almost all meat stuff is being recalled.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease let her die.

[Toasty]

No, she's just being female.

OH SNAP!


j/k j/k

[Caael]

kate, on Aug 25 2008, 02:35 AM, said:

wtf. how is that sketch funny?

Because you're not british. It's on the Kevin Bishop show, which is an incredibly british programme.

[Toasty]

He's a slave to mainstream British TV! Somebody get the pitchforks and torches!

[Someone Else]

Program, even

[Nosferatu]

Last time I check most of Britain's shows were horrible.

Example being Planet Sketch. That **** is just ****ing horrible.

[Toasty]

I concur.

[TheEnglishman]

As do I. Ameica has the best programmes.

[Toasty]

24 ftw

[Saturos S.]

Me111, on Aug 25 2008, 12:02 PM, said:

As do I. Ameica has the best programmes.

and the worst for that matter.

[TheEnglishman]

I think we hold that title. Over here we're flooded with crappy comedies that make you forget we actually did such good ones in the past, really grim dramas with more cynicism than sense and just about every variant of reality show you could possibly want.

[Joek2]

fawlty towerz waz dope

[TheEnglishman]

In it's day it was but that was years before I was born.

[Blue]

wiggawiggawhat?

[Caael]

Me111, on Aug 25 2008, 05:12 PM, said:

I think we hold that title. Over here we're flooded with crappy comedies that make you forget we actually did such good ones in the past, really grim dramas with more cynicism than sense and just about every variant of reality show you could possibly want.

The man is correct. There's just a few genious british shows, like the Inbetweeners and Extras that are incredible.

[Kuchiyose]

yeah most English comedy shows are usually involve swearing been apart of their natural vocabulary and been completely wasted xD

[TheEnglishman]

Like the Catherine Tate show?
I'm not a huge fan of Ricky Gervais (his appearance is the worst part of GTA IV for me) but Extras is alright.

[Blue]

Monty Python for the win!

[Joek2]

Caael, on Aug 25 2008, 11:31 AM, said:

The man is correct. There's just a few genious british shows, like the Inbetweeners and Extras that are incredible.

spaced kicks ass

[Saturos S.]

That teachers show is alright, and half a something packet of crisps.

[Caael]

Spaced is amazing, Jessica Hynes is so funny in it.

That Mitchell and Webb look is pretty good.

[Mallick]

Me111, on Aug 25 2008, 09:12 AM, said:

we did such good ones in the past

A bit of Fry and Laurie, **** yeah!

[Toasty]

24 ftw

[Ironsight]

Suffer a crippling accident.

[Blue]

o.o

[kate]

I want to be asleep, like right now.

[Toasty]

Darksword, on Aug 25 2008, 09:34 PM, said:

Suffer a crippling accident.

wut

[Blue]

Shut your whore mouth

[Toasty]

<_<

[Saturos S.]

He called your mouth a whore!

[kate]

I will not suffer this asshattery!