[Caael]

I hope you were joking escout.

[TheEnglishman]

http://419.bittenus.com/SarahLeonald/eyebrow%20raised.jpg
Me too.

[Caael]

Search 'serious face' on google images, it's amazingly funny.

[Mallick]

Caael, on Mar 12 2008, 03:31 PM, said:

I hope you were joking escout.

Second'd.

[Folcon]

and if I wasn't?

[Caael]

Then I would give you a lecture on why it's called ENGLISH and not AMERICANISH.

[Folcon]

:P

[Caael]

You're living up to the stupid americans stereotype. Seriously, I talked to this one kid on halo who didnt know what continent the UK is in. And he didn't know what timezones are either.

[Folcon]

You really think I was serious? It was a joke alright.

[Caael]

I know :P I'm just being overly agressive today.

[Ironsight]

Isn't the UK on the continent of London?

[Caael]

LOL

[Ironsight]

I like London's flag, its just white with a red dot in the center.

[Blue]

I can't tell if your serious or not. xD

[Caael]

What blue said :P

[Ironsight]

Of course I'm not being serious!

[Mallick]

Caael, on Mar 12 2008, 04:46 PM, said:

You're living up to the stupid americans stereotype. Seriously, I talked to this one kid on halo who didnt know what continent the UK is in. And he didn't know what timezones are either.

Africa, right?

[Caael]

Yeah, thats the one.

[Ironsight]

Knew it.

[Caael]

Is it part of the texas circle?

[Ironsight]

No, West Dakota.

[Caael]

Surely it must be part of the communism federation.

[Ironsight]

I'm not to good with Politicalism, so I wouldn't know.

[I'm Always BROKE]

I THOUGHT THEY ROAD
BY MISELFI THOUGHT
THE ROADOVA DI TRECHZ

O.o

Drunk as hell btw, don't ask me anything I might rape you in your sleep.

EDIT: You guyz should post, cause otherwise I'll have to release the inner rapist in me and I've been in jail for that before... :)

And why the hell can't we double post anymore? T_T I wanna bring some nostaliga back into myself but nooooooooo >__< Stil love you guys, and you know that. :P

[Mallick]

HI DIDDY.

[I'm Always BROKE]

HAI PEEDEEEM

[Boomerang]

_*cough*London ftw ^*cough*

[I'm Always BROKE]

Amsterdam> everywhere and you KNOW it. :P

[Ironsight]

Everytime somebody bashes my username, I'm gonna save it.

[Folcon]

hard to beleave its March and we have over 400 pages already. 1000 won't be a problem.

[Caael]

Boomerang, on Mar 13 2008, 01:08 AM, said:

_*cough*London ftw ^*cough*

Reading> London

But

Pompey> Reading

[Saturos S.]

Teehee, I used that place to explain a meaning of reading on my English test.

The teacher wasn't entertained.

[Laharl]

Boomerang, on Mar 13 2008, 01:08 AM, said:

_*cough*London ftw ^*cough*

London fails

damn southerners

[Folcon]

nothing wrong with the south, Florida is the bomb.

[Laharl]

Florida failz too

[Toasty]

NORTHWEST FTW.

[Laharl]

*high fives*

[Toasty]

Wait....we agree on something besides Gurren Lagann?!

[Split Infinity]

GET ON MSN.

[Toasty]

NEVAR. I NEED TO GO TO BED.

[Split Infinity]

Knowing you you're probably in bed right now.

[Toasty]

Yeah, because I sleep with my computer.

[Laharl]

Toasty, on Mar 13 2008, 09:48 AM, said:

Wait....we agree on something besides Gurren Lagann?!

i'm still in shock myself

*world ends*

[Drizzy Drake]

Toasty, on Mar 13 2008, 04:11 AM, said:

Yeah, because I sleep with my computer.

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Caael]

How to commit suicide the cool way

You will need:
Cheese wire
A table
Super Glue

1. Stand on table

2. Put cheese wire around neck and tie to ceiling

3. Glue your hands to the side of your head

4. Jump off the table.

It will look like you have pulled your own head off. Well done :D

[Sea of Time]

Toasty, on Mar 13 2008, 04:11 AM, said:

Yeah, because I sleep with my computer.

....sexually.

[TheEnglishman]

laharl the slayer, on Mar 13 2008, 08:41 AM, said:

London fails

damn southerners

I'm in the Midlands, good or bad?

[Sea of Time]

Not as good as the Prairie Provinces. REPRESENT

[TheEnglishman]

Silence!

[Caael]

I'm in the south. I fail D:

[TheEnglishman]

Tut tut.

[Laharl]

Caael, on Mar 13 2008, 05:34 PM, said:

How to commit suicide the cool way

You will need:
Cheese wire
A table
Super Glue

1. Stand on table

2. Put cheese wire around neck and tie to ceiling

3. Glue your hands to the side of your head

4. Jump off the table.

It will look like you have pulled your own head off. Well done :P

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z254/laharl_the_slayer_07/1202217244471.gif

Me111, on Mar 13 2008, 06:09 PM, said:

I'm in the Midlands, good or bad?

midlands is fine

[TheEnglishman]

Good good.

[Split Infinity]

Toasty, on Mar 13 2008, 09:11 PM, said:

Yeah, because I sleep with my computer.

Wireless laptop ftw.

[Fritzy]

Sea of Time, on Mar 13 2008, 02:10 PM, said:

Not as good as the Prairie Provinces. REPRESENT

The Prairies fail in comparrison to good 'ole Ontario, which might I add was one of the original 4 provinces. REPRESENT!

[gsninja]

^.^

[Fritzy]

Sure Mr. Cali.

[Eugine]

It's so obvious Fritzy = Skidzorz.

[Caael]

I was starting to wonder that too...and why skidz hasnt been here lately.

[Folcon]

yet they are both on at the same time last I checked.

[Fritzy]

.eugine, on Mar 13 2008, 06:53 PM, said:

It's so obvious Fritzy = Skidzorz.

Why do people keep saying that.

[Folcon]

maybe its cause you both do drugs and live in the same area. but that may just be coincidence.

[Eugine]

Cuz you both write the same way, and have the same trend of thought.

[Fritzy]

I barely touch weed, and this is the first time doing Ecstasy.

Oh well, .eugine and Caael can be as paranoid as they want.

I do remember seeing Dipset online last night(or was it Tuesday?) the same time as I was.

Paranoia starting to kick in guys?

[Folcon]

This is a recent article, makes fun of old Jack Thompson some more. And has other interesting stuff besides.

http://www.rpgamer.com/news/currents/2008/...n/om031308.html

[Eugine]

I'm not paranoid. I'm just stating my speculation.

[Fritzy]

He has way too much time on his hands.


Allright, well your speculation is incorrect.

[Eugine]

Yes he does, Skidz.

I'm gonna ask the mods to do an IP check.

[Fritzy]

Are we really gonig to start calling me that?

Please do.

[Eugine]

Want me to call you Dipset?

[Laharl]

I MADE THE FIRST SKIDS/FRITZY ACCUSATION!!

ALL CREDIT GOES TO ME!! XD

[Eugine]

Good. It's so obvious >>

[Fritzy]

.eugine, on Mar 13 2008, 07:27 PM, said:

Want me to call you Dipset?

If it makes you happy.

[Eugine]

Good good. I know I am right, Skidz.

[Laharl]

laharl the slayer, on Mar 9 2008, 09:11 PM, said:

methinks you're one of Skidz friends, if not him on a second account

welcomes anyway

phearsome skillz. i has them

[Eugine]

lolz. Nancy Laharl.

[Fritzy]

Just PM'd Golden Legacy, asking him to check both our IP adresses.

[Eugine]

Even if your two accounts do not share the same IP, it doesn't really matter. I still think you are Skidz.

[Mallick]

I don't really think it's Skidz. He doesn't have the ABILITY to type in a civilized manner.

[Fritzy]

Call me Skidzorz all you like, it wont make you correct.

[Eugine]

They talk the same way... It's just that Fritzy works on his grammar a bit. When I compare their writing, it is almost identical. It's just that Fritzy writes more proper.

[Mallick]

.eugine, on Mar 13 2008, 04:41 PM, said:

They talk the same way... It's just that Fritzy works on his grammar a bit. When I compare their writing, it is almost identical. It's just that Fritzy writes more proper.

Wait.



... QFT.

[Fritzy]

Oh no, you have found me out. Allright, I will go back to my Skidzorz account. Hold on, I don't know the password. Isn't that odd.

[Toasty]

Dipset, on Mar 13 2008, 09:18 AM, said:

I wouldn't be surprised.

Neither would I

Sea of Time, on Mar 13 2008, 11:05 AM, said:

....sexually.

<.<

Split Infinity, on Mar 13 2008, 01:23 PM, said:

Wireless laptop ftw.

I don't have a laptop. I have a desktop. Which is bigger.



....wait.

[Eugine]

lol...

[Someone Else]

laharl the slayer, on Mar 12 2008, 06:40 AM, said:

brawl has killed the board D:

Was it ever alive? HAHAHAHAHA

[Fritzy]

Funny.

[Toasty]

OH SNAP.

@WD^

[Fritzy]

Not to impose, but Toasty, may I eat you? .

[Eugine]

I bulletproof the ride, now I feel like armadillas!

[Fritzy]

Bulletproof rides have nothing on rocket launchers.

[Mallick]

Wind Dude, on Mar 13 2008, 04:50 PM, said:

Was it ever alive? HAHAHAHAHA

Until you joined.

[Eugine]

And I'm a G, And you aint gotta know the alphabet to see!

[Fritzy]

Stop rapping.

[Mallick]

Fritzy, on Mar 13 2008, 04:59 PM, said:

Stop rapping.

Stop raping.

[Fritzy]

You wish.

[Eugine]

Freedom is an illusion. I build my fences high!

[Fritzy]

Not high enough I guess.

[kate]

snap? <.<

[Laharl]

.eugine, on Mar 14 2008, 12:07 AM, said:

Freedom is an illusion. I build my fences high!

Stop quoting Dark Tranquillity, it doesnt suit you XP

[Eugine]

There's a thousand million reasons. Never to share again!

[PDM]

Caael, on Mar 13 2008, 09:34 AM, said:

How to commit suicide the cool way

You will need:
Cheese wire
A table
Super Glue

1. Stand on table

2. Put cheese wire around neck and tie to ceiling

3. Glue your hands to the side of your head

4. Jump off the table.

It will look like you have pulled your own head off. Well done :P

Eat a tub full of beans:<li>

What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub.

How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a *****! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will **** yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious reconstructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends.

<li>Manliness: 8 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 5

Headbutt the sidewalk:




What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bull****. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4





Lick a hooker's ass:




What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always **** properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 0 Mess: 10

[Laharl]

i killed myself once....

























i got better though

[Sea of Time]

LMAO

[Fritzy]

You've been cheating and telling me lies.
You've been creeping while I'm sleeping at night.
And you've been chaseing every girl in sight.
You've been messing around, but now you're down, it's over now.

But better, and faster. Praise DJ Fritzy.

[Toasty]

Toast Yourself

What you need: Do you really have to ask?

How to do it: Look at the title

Manliness: 4 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 7

[Fritzy]

But can you really retoast, toast?

[PDM]

No.

^@ Toasty.

[Toasty]

k

[Sea of Time]

Lame.

[Someone Else]

Pants on fire

[Toasty]

*lolfireextinguisher*

[Sea of Time]

Lamesauce.

[Someone Else]

No, you.

[Sea of Time]

That's what she said.

[kate]

that's what they said :(

[Split Infinity]

That's what you said.

[Golden Legacy]

http://xkcd.com/366/

[/OMG I HAVEN'T POSTED HERE SINCE PAGE 374]

[Blue]

Yahar?

[PDM]

You're wondering who I am
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)
Machine or mannequin
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)
With parts made in Japan
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)I am the modren man

I've got a secret, I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM!
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive; just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive


I'm not a robot without emotions, I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know!
I'm just a man whose! circumstances went beyond his controllll
Beyond my controlllll, we all need control
I need control; we all need control

I am the modren man
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)
who hides behind a mask
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)
So no one else can see
(Secret secret! I've got a secret!)
My true identityyyy

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo! Domo!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo! Domo!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo! Domo!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!
Thank you very mucho, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to!
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you! Thank you, thank you
I wanna thank you! Please, thank you

The problem's plain to see; too much technology
Machines to save our lives... Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last!
To throw away this mask;
So everyone can see
My true identity!
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

[Laharl]

huzzah for POLYSICS

[Drizzy Drake]

kate, on Mar 13 2008, 09:38 PM, said:

that's what they said :(

That's what she said.

[Blue]

Thats what your mom said.

[Saturos S.]

Oooh.... combination. I like.

[Ironsight]

Thats what everyone says...

[TheEnglishman]

RRRRRRR.

[Split Infinity]

This is what I said.

[Ironsight]

...

[Folcon]

new topic...

http://fun.bizarreus.com/gallery/192/Bunnies_03.jpg

bunnies!!

[Split Infinity]

That's what I said. =D

[Folcon]

You die now

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/230/b/5/grim_reaper_by_blackpoint.jpg

[Ironsight]

D:

[Blue]

Don't you know who I am?

[Split Infinity]

Yeah.

[MaznAzn]

http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg
^Blue.

See, that's what you get for hanging around a dinosaur!

[Split Infinity]

Oh dear.

[kate]

word

[Ironsight]

Oh noez

[Someone Else]

oh shi--

[Toasty]

Blue, on Mar 14 2008, 11:26 AM, said:

Thats what your mom said.

That's what I said. :(

[EDIT] CURSE YOU SPLIT.

[Split Infinity]

Kekeke.

[Toasty]

That's what he said!

[Split Infinity]

ZERG RUSH.

[Blue]

Rush your mom!

[Toasty]

That's what she said!

[TheEnglishman]

Blue, on Mar 14 2008, 10:17 PM, said:

Don't you know who I am?

http://www.samruby.com/Villains/Juggernaut/JuggernautSmash.gif

[Toasty]

*is sent flying across the room*

[Blue]

Pimp smack your mom

[Toasty]

That's not what she said....

[Split Infinity]

im in ur uTorrent, downloadin' ur softwarez.

[Blue]

I'm in your...
Never mind, not going there.

[Toasty]

I'M IN URANUS STEALING UR PLANETZ

[Split Infinity]

zomgwtf 200kb/s!!

[Toasty]

lawl leik I max @ 1.4MB/s lol

[Split Infinity]

torrentz r'nt dat fast nub, 200kb is 1337 lololoL~!!!!11

[Toasty]

Torrents are faster than direct downloads more than half the time. With direct, you're limited to only your max bandwidth, or the server's max bandwidth. Whichever is smaller. With torrents, you're only limited to your max bandwidth. If it's slow, then you need more trackers because you don't have many seeders.

[Split Infinity]

Only thing is the torrents themselves are usually slow. Especially old software.

[Toasty]

Yeah, because you're not connecting to enough seeders. There's probably too many seeders, and not enough leechers, or you have a slow internet connection.

[Drizzy Drake]

I'm the Juggernaut, B!TCH.

[Caael]

DONT LEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAVE SKIDZ!

[kate]

o.O holy fluxxorz skidz, i think you have a fangirl.

[Someone Else]

http://www.vgcats.co...s/?strip_id=258

It's true.

[kate]

i read that one, but i don't get it D:

[Someone Else]

The parent post is starting to get annoying... you put too much crap in it. *is using Linear+ display mode*

[kate]

<.< mebbe stop using that then?

*giggles* I just made you see it again when you read this n.n hoohoo *glee*

[Golden Legacy]

They should call Wind Dude "Mario" because he just got 1 UP-ED!!!

[Caael]

kate, on Mar 15 2008, 04:29 PM, said:

o.O holy fluxxorz skidz, i think you have a fangirl.

* flicks hair back and giggles*

[Toasty]

XD
Lolfangirlz

@WD: Yes, it is true.

[Drizzy Drake]

Meh.

[Saturos S.]

kate, on Mar 15 2008, 05:29 PM, said:

o.O holy fluxxorz skidz, i think you have a fangirl.

We all have groupies... duh?

[Toasty]

Where's mine? *looks around frantically*

....D;

[Caael]

Oh god..

* changes wig*

YAY TOASTY!

[Toasty]

*blood curdling scream*

*faint*

[Caael]

* takes wig off*

I am done here.

[Folcon]

This is why I don't need groupies.

[Caael]

Anatidaephobia: Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

[Lemontime]

This topic used to be cool (>.>)

[Caael]

warn me moar plx gl

[Golden Legacy]

wait for it, wait for it... wait for it...

Nope, no sympathy here.

[Caael]

C'mon, you're jsut itching to bump it up aren't you. You know you wanna press that '+' warn button.

[Eugine]

lolz. Why did he delete your posts?

[Caael]

No reason lol. But he finally took my suggestion after pissing him off :(

[Eugine]

Which was? Warning you?

[Caael]

No, moving it to Off Topic :(

[Golden Legacy]

It took him to be an absolute prick (if that's the word for it), but yes.

[Eugine]

I'm afraid to reply to that topic lolz. I think my post will get deleted.

[Golden Legacy]

Eugine, I deleted Caael's post because it was ignorant, off-topic, and insulting.

[Eugine]

Wow. It was that bad Caael?

[Caael]

To be honest, it wasnt really insulting. It was more of a suggestion. But yeah, offensive if you want. I got pissed towards the end because you were just deleting it for no reason when I was actually make a legit suggestion so I may have insulted him a little bit :(

[Golden Legacy]

NOT THE OFF-TOPIC ONE. I'm referring to your original post.

[Eugine]

You're talking about the post with Viva Pinita?

[Caael]

Yeah that one.

[Golden Legacy]

Mm, that one, yes.

[Eugine]

kk. Can't remember what exactly the post contained.

[Caael]

I said 'is this the video about somebody proposing over viva pinata, because that was really sad'

[Eugine]

hmm. Maybe I should go read the comic.

[Caael]

Probably.

[Eugine]

Is that comic real?

[Caael]

No idea. Dont know why somebody would make it up though :B

[Toasty]

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