[Someone Else]

Conker's Bad Fur Day noob

[TheEnglishman]

I had the Conker game for Game boy colour. It contained no inneuendo or sexual stuff. This was clearly before they changed the direction of the series.

[Split Infinity]

Caael, on Jul 22 2008, 08:46 AM, said:

Trust me, i'll take a tub of vaseline and some tissues.

I have dry skin too.

[Nosferatu]

Oh well. I have problems now. Sound is buggered up, I can't sign into MSN and OneCare says I have a problem.

[Little C]

sup mother fuckers

[Split Infinity]

I suddenly wish PDM was here.

[Nosferatu]

Little C... You sound familiar.

Edit: Oh right. The idiot.

[Toasty]

Little C, on Jul 22 2008, 02:35 AM, said:

sup mother fuckers

I WANT TO HAVE HOT BUTTSECKS WITH YOU!

[Split Infinity]

You ruined it. l(

[Toasty]

LITTLE C TURNS ME ON!

[Drizzy Drake]

Little C, on Jul 22 2008, 05:35 AM, said:

sup mother fuckers

Oh god don't let it be true.

[Split Infinity]

Emerald version, I hate you more than anything ever.

I finally beat 20 trainers in a row at the Battle Factory and then I lost on Nolan's second Pokemon. I was that freaking close to getting a Symbol and all of a sudden my party decided to suck. This is whacked.

Also, I can't find Latias.

[Blue]

Its in my other pants pocket.

[TheEnglishman]

Wow Split life is hard isn't it?

[Drizzy Drake]

IT really is. :!:. Gonna go smoke some weed. Ahh, hard, hard world. :D.

[TheEnglishman]

I just watched the Godfather. What a film. I'll always be careful when I'm near oranges.

[Drizzy Drake]

You'd never seen Godfather before now? My mom.

[Someone Else]

I haven't seen it either. Guess this makes me lame.

[kate]

nah wd, that's not what makes you lame :!:

jk! lol I haven't seen it either.

[Nosferatu]

We need to be able to make impromptu polls in posts.

[TheEnglishman]

Dipset, on Jul 22 2008, 09:37 PM, said:

You'd never seen Godfather before now? My mom.

I know. I feel bad. But at least I've seen it now. It's another one of the classics I can take off the list.

[Kuchiyose]

I watched all of the Godfathers in one day, took 9 hours XD

[TheEnglishman]

Impressive. I struggled with the first one lasting 2 and 3/4 hours.
Did you guys know that the theme song for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is actually about a minute longer than on TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIA1LGuMhQ...feature=related

[Drizzy Drake]

One time on an E binge, me and some friends just sat down, and watched the LotR triology, and the Star Wars double-triology.

[Kuchiyose]

Quote

mpressive. I struggled with the first one lasting 2 and 3/4 hours.

I really enjoyed the first one the second and third were kinda crap xD

[TheEnglishman]

Dipset, on Jul 22 2008, 10:46 PM, said:

One time on an E binge, me and some friends just sat down, and watched the LotR triology, and the Star Wars double-triology.

You watched nine films one after the other?

[Drizzy Drake]

Mhmm. It wasn't that difficult. The e made us stay up, and we wanted to watch movies. So all we did was eat, smoke weed, do e, and watch the movies. IT went by so fast for us, but really it was like 20 hours.

[Kuchiyose]

whoa damn that is skill xD

[Drizzy Drake]

I know eh? I should go to China with that shit.

Edit-I refuse to say my mom. whack, oompa loompa, paris hilton, and all the others are funny, but my mom sucks.

[Someone Else]

Nosferatu, on Jul 22 2008, 02:22 PM, said:

We need to be able to make impromptu polls in posts.

That would be fun.

[Toasty]

Me111, on Jul 22 2008, 02:44 PM, said:

Impressive. I struggled with the first one lasting 2 and 3/4 hours.
Did you guys know that the theme song for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is actually about a minute longer than on TV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIA1LGuMhQ...feature=related

Yeah. I've had both versions for months now.


Does anyone find it strange that TV shows from 2002 are considered classic, and put on Boomerang? I mean, it used to be that the only shows on there were from like, 1980 and stuff. Like Top Cat.

[kate]

Did anyone here watch whose line is it anyway? Goddamn I love that show. I've wasted my entire summer watching that and sex and the city.

when did wliia end? I miss that show..

[Toasty]

I haven't watched Who's Line in quite a while.

I never liked Sex and the City. Ended up seeing one episode when my sister had it on. It was boring.

[Folcon]

hey all, what's up?

[Someone Else]

Ceiling. You?

[Ironsight]

Dipset, on Jul 22 2008, 02:54 PM, said:

Mhmm. It wasn't that difficult. The e made us stay up, and we wanted to watch movies. So all we did was eat, smoke weed, do e, and watch the movies. IT went by so fast for us, but really it was like 20 hours.

You sir, are a champion.

[Folcon]

Wind Dude, on Jul 23 2008, 01:45 AM, said:

Ceiling. You?

nothing much. haven't posted here in a while, anything interesting happening lately, appart from the brawl tourny?

[Caael]

wtf name change

[Folcon]

yes, a name change. its cause its the name I'm using on the other fourms and various browser games I play. Wanted to stream line it

[Someone Else]

Funny. You got a name change. Well Toasty got a sex change, but he hasn't admitted it yet.

Oh whoops. Was supposed to keep that on the down-low. Oh well.

[Little C]

sup bitches

[Someone Else]

oh hai

[Little C]

hi

[Someone Else]

hello

[Little C]

....hello

[Someone Else]

Okay I am bored of you.

[Little C]

suck my dick, u bore me bitch, all u sad was hello

[Someone Else]

Actually, never mind, I take that back.

[Nosferatu]

Dude don't lie to WD.

[Little C]

shut the fuck up nosferatu, and what the hell kind of name is that fuckin nerd bitch

[Someone Else]

ಠ_ಠ

[Folcon]

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 02:53 AM, said:

shut the fuck up nosferatu, and what the hell kind of name is that fuckin nerd bitch

http://www.dontfeedthetroll.de/images/dftt.gif

[Toasty]

Dang. I missed him.

And here I was hoping to get in his pants.

Wind Dude, on Jul 22 2008, 11:39 PM, said:

Funny. You got a name change. Well Toasty got a sex change, but he hasn't admitted it yet.

Oh whoops. Was supposed to keep that on the down-low. Oh well.

Curse you WD! That was supposed to be a secret!


That's right everybody, I've finally got a penis.

[Little C]

fuck u taosty ur gay

[My Best Wishes]

Whose the Prat??

Every time our eyes meet
This feeling inside me
Is almost more than I can take
Baby when you touch me
I can feel how much you love me
And it just blows me away
I've never been this close to anyone or anything
I can hear your thoughts
I can see your dreams

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

The smell of your skin
The taste of your kiss
The way you whisper in the dark
Your hair all around me
Baby you surround me
You touch every place in my heart
Oh it feels like the first time every time
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
Oh, every little thing that you do
Baby I'm amazed by you

Yea, that just happened.
Amazed - Lonestar

[Toasty]

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 01:09 AM, said:

fuck u taosty ur gay

*grabs little c's thigh*

Wanna play the nervous game?

[Little C]

........... ur gay

[Toasty]

*climbs in little c's pants*

[Nosferatu]

Little C, on Jul 22 2008, 11:53 PM, said:

shut the fuck up nosferatu, and what the hell kind of name is that fuckin nerd bitch

It's German for vampire.

Dumbass.

[Little C]

you are a fag

[Toasty]

*pelvic thrust's Little C*

[Nosferatu]

And with that, Little Chit is gone.

[Little C]

you can curse on the internet your moms not watching u u little pussy

[Nosferatu]

You do know that's a joke at your name? Or are you just that stupid?

[Little C]

u do know ur a fuckin faggit that sucks taostys dick

[Nosferatu]

Yeah he's that stupid. Does anybody else want to waste their time with this fool? I prefer to keep my conversations to the slightly more intelligent and literate type.

Damn. That restricts me only a few people on this forum, doesn't it?

[Toasty]

Yes. :)

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 03:07 AM, said:

u do know ur a fuckin faggit that sucks taostys dick

You do know you're eating my cum right now, right?


How's it taste?

[My Best Wishes]

Toasty is making sexual references :)
Who is the prat? No one answered me last time.

[Nosferatu]

You posted? When?

[Ironsight]

watch, on Jul 23 2008, 04:08 AM, said:

Toasty is making sexual references :)
Who is the prat? No one answered me last time.

My brother. I resurrect his account everyonce and a while so he can do some trolling. I don't know why he enjoys it though.

[Nosferatu]

Fail troll is fail.

[Toasty]

A sexual refrence a day keeps the anoying retards away. :)


And sorry DS, but your brother fails at trolling.

[Drizzy Drake]

Darksword, on Jul 23 2008, 02:19 AM, said:

You sir, are a champion.

I try.

I'm thinking of going for the record of time spent awake. It's like, 11 days, which I think is the non-drug induced record, because I've definetly seen some people stay awake longer. I'ma grab like 50 E's, call up Guiness, and break it. You guys just watch. I'll be in the 2010 book.

Folcon, on Jul 23 2008, 02:33 AM, said:

nothing much. haven't posted here in a while, anything interesting happening lately, appart from the brawl tourny?

I'm thinking of changing my name again. Well, when I can.

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 02:48 AM, said:

suck my dick, u bore me bitch, all u sad was hello

Lmao

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 02:53 AM, said:

shut the fuck up nosferatu, and what the hell kind of name is that fuckin nerd bitch

Lmfao.

Wind Dude, on Jul 23 2008, 03:00 AM, said:

ಠ_ಠ

LMMFAO!!!


Anywho.

I'ma get snuffed, cause I ain't said enough to pipe down
I'll pipe down, when the White House is wiped out
When I see that little Cheney dyke get sniped out
Lights out, bitch, aidios, good night, bloaw

[TheEnglishman]

Little C, on Jul 23 2008, 07:53 AM, said:

shut the fuck up nosferatu, and what the hell kind of name is that fuckin nerd bitch

http://www.coffinfang.blogger.com.br/dracula.jpg

[Drizzy Drake]

I wish he would visit more so we can laugh at him.

[kate]

oo! oo! who wants to bet how fast skippy's racist topic will get closed and deleted??

[Folcon]

I'm willing to bet its gone already

[kate]

lol fail. Go look at the main board. IT'S EVERYWHERE

[Folcon]

I think he looking for a ban

[TheEnglishman]

It's his wacky brand of drugged up humour, suggesting genocide would be hilarious, then going 'WTF guys, I was only joking!' when every responds in disgust.
Or maybe he's been hacked.

[Someone Else]

What the hell, Dipsy. He's gonna get banned. This isn't good. =/

[Caael]

I like how he's put it everywhere apart from the common room.

[Kuchiyose]

well Dispset is probably high or been a duck or both?

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on Jul 23 2008, 06:54 PM, said:

What the hell, Dipsy. He's gonna get banned. This isn't good. =/

Because all his other posts were so impressive.
'Hey guys, taking drugs right now. Yeah...'

[Someone Else]

But it's when he WASN'T taking drugs that counts...

[Caael]

Yeah but how often was that?

[TheEnglishman]

Wind Dude, on Jul 23 2008, 07:04 PM, said:

But it's when he WASN'T taking drugs that counts...

He did posts that weren't about drugs?
Wow I'm talking about him like he's already been banned.

[kate]

stfu nubs. Skippy is teh win.

lollercoaster. So totally banned XD skiiiippy!

[TheEnglishman]

He's like Little Britain. Funny the first time you see it, but you soon realise it's the same joke over and over.

[kate]

and now, me111 will illustrate how to kill a topic in one sentence.

[Folcon]

And I wonder why I almost never come here anymore

[TheEnglishman]

kate, on Jul 23 2008, 07:35 PM, said:

and now, me111 will illustrate how to kill a topic in one sentence.

This is the random topic, the one in which anything can be said and thus can go on forever, right?
At least I'm not suggesting that racial genocide would be a bit of a laugh.

[Someone Else]

Correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like Dipsy isn't banned?

[TheEnglishman]

Wasn't expecting that.

[Nosferatu]

Well, I'm off to see the Dark Knight.

[Zeypher]

He won't be banned, the administration is afraid of him.

[inthenameofDT]

ball spit

[Fritzy]

What fucking racist topic? The only time I've been racist here is in the jokes thread.

[kate]

do you remember sending me a pm about trying to guess my password?

[Fritzy]

Uhm, yeah, no.

Here, just have this convo with me over PM, cause I'm kinda pissed.

[Zeypher]

Who's Fritzy?

[Someone Else]

Dipsy's other account.

[Kuchiyose]

So he did get his account deleted?

[Little C]

all of u r duck suckin, cum drinking, ass raper fagits

[Ironsight]

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/gus/roflcopter.gif

[Nosferatu]

Ah hell. Here's we go again.

[Ironsight]

I don't hink so. He's planing to make a movie with a friend right now..

[Laharl]

this board has really gone down the shitter recently :C

[Nosferatu]

It's been going down for a good while man.

[Someone Else]

We need something new. Something... fresh.

I'll go open a window.

[Zeypher]

We need to kill a member...
...where's Toasty at?

[Folcon]

Nosferatu, on Jul 24 2008, 02:26 AM, said:

Ah hell. Here's we go again.

maybe if we just ignore him, the little flamer will go away

[Nosferatu]

Maybe we could re-assemble the element dudes.

[TheEnglishman]

Maybe we could get some snacks.

[Ironsight]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=oRmITl0lhY4

[Little C]

sup fags, nosferatu, ur a dick sucker, u have AIDS and ur a fat ugly bitch and so is every1 one this site u fuckin cunts

[Nosferatu]

Darksword, on Jul 24 2008, 02:39 AM, said:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=oRmITl0lhY4

I don't get it?

Edit: And for your information, I'm a skinny, emo guy. Bite me.

[Little C]

cause ur a dumbass

[Ironsight]

Nosferatu, on Jul 24 2008, 03:06 AM, said:

I don't get it?

Edit: And for your information, I'm a skinny, emo guy. Bite me.

It's the movie we just made.

[Nosferatu]

Ah.

Yeah I really don't have a lot to say today. But how does that differ from any other day?

[Little C]

that makes u more gay, go cut ur self bitch

[Nosferatu]

Alright. At least we've got the facts established.

[Little C]

lol ur sad

[Nosferatu]

Quote

1. affected by unhappiness or grief
2. expressive of or characterized by sorrow
3. causing sorrow
4. (of color) somber, dark, or dull; drab.
5. deplorably bad; sorry
6. Obsolete. firm or steadfast

1. Not at the moment.
2. Only in your feeble-minded reality.
3. I wish.
4. Always.
5. Ha. Never.
6. Always.

Please clarify which description next time you decide to use such a big word for you.
Also, learn to type.

An itelligence fight against a 14-year old newfag. Not the hardest thing in the world.

[Little C]

fuck u bitch go hang ur self

[Nosferatu]

I would like you to take a look at your sig and then try, I know it might be hard for you, try to think about it. You'll get it pretty quick if you do.

[Little C]

haha i changed it u fag, y dont u go in ur room and do watever emo kids do

[Nosferatu]

Hahaha screened it already. Take a gander.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8861/admitqm9.png

The bases are loaded folks! 2 strikes in! Will he hit or miss the next ball?

[Laharl]

lol Nos XD

[Caael]

Lol murked

[Toasty]

XD

FAILURE.

But you know little c, failure turns me ooooonnnnn. :)

[Joek2]

Nos just merked Little C. Murder him next time.

[TheEnglishman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/NosferatuShadow.jpg
'I won!'

[kate]

Whooo only user on!


...I'm so lonely.

[Someone Else]

Hi kate-- aw darn she's off. =(

[Joek2]

How rude of her.

[Someone Else]

I was thinking something special would've happened. You know, big forum, just the two of us... just about every young man's dream.

[Kewne]

Wow, the password is this dude's sig actually works/

What, screwing a penguin?

[Someone Else]

Wait, I said that out loud?

[Kewne]

I guess so eh.

[Someone Else]

Ain't that a paris hilton.

[Kewne]

Really is a paris hilton. Damn, more people should post their passwords on here. xD.

[Someone Else]

Hmm... I don't remember anything spectacular about that member. Don't remember anything bad, either.

[Kewne]

Apperently he didn't want hsi account anymore. He could've just changed his password to password eh WD. :).

[Caael]

Who's currently on Kewne's account?

[Someone Else]

Nobody.

[Zeypher]

oic

[FlamingDuck]

Hi.

[Zeypher]

Heyy

[TheEnglishman]

'Dr Robotnik: AHAHAHAHA! I really put one over on that rube! This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!
Scratch: You're my hero Dr Robotnik sir. You're rotten to the core, BAHAHAHA!
Dr Robotnik: Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls, I'm going to give you a tip!
Scratch: Wow, aha, great!
Grounder: Oh boy a tip!
Dr Robotnik: The tip is, always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded.
Scratch: I'll uh, try to remember that.
Grounder: Yeah, me too, in case I ever get feet.'
Damn I can't believe I typed all that out from the Sonic cartoon. I'm way toooooo bored.

[Zeypher]

Sonic ftl

[TheEnglishman]

Believe me, the crappy sonic cartoon was miles better than any of the other crappy video game cartoons.

[Laharl]

somebody didnt watch the Tales of Symphonia OVAs :/

[Zeypher]

Or the ZELDA CARTOON, whack YEAH!

[Ironsight]

http://www.raurusreturn.net/images/updates/zelda-cartoons-uk-small.jpg

[Folcon]

Oh God! My eyes. Oh God they burn!!!

[Zeypher]

He's a pimp.

[Ironsight]

He has black hair.

[TheEnglishman]

Laharl, on Jul 25 2008, 12:46 AM, said:

somebody didnt watch the Tales of Symphonia OVAs :/

I meant of the late 80's/ early 90's. I actually did watch two of those, despite my usual recoil to Japanese cartoons. It was ok, though I don't like having to use subtitles.

[Toasty]

¯\(º_o)/¯

That is all.

[Kewne]

That's awesome.

[Toasty]

Really?

[Kewne]

No.

[Toasty]

You suck.

[Kewne]

That's nice.

[Toasty]

Go suck a penis.

[Kewne]

You first.

[Toasty]

......whore.

[Kewne]

Oh, so we're name calling now, huh? Real mature.

[Toasty]

You're one to talk.

[Kewne]

Oh really?

[Toasty]

Yeah really.

[Kewne]

This is boring.

[Toasty]

Yeah, it kinda is.

[Kewne]

[insert witty remark here]

[Toasty]

[insert rhetorical question here]

[Kewne]

copycat

[Toasty]

I;m still more creative than you.

[Kewne]

In what way?

[Toasty]

I'm having a conversation with myself right now. I'd say that's pretty creative.

[Kewne]

I'd say that's pretty gay.

[Toasty]

You're gay.

[Kewne]

So where are you having this conversation again?

[Toasty]

At 201-

...wait...not falling for that.

[Kewne]

Well you almost did.

[Toasty]

I was faking it.

[Nosferatu]

God damnit. I have a serious case of the munchies and there is NOTHING to eat.

[Kewne]

No you weren't.

[Toasty]

You know how much you suck?

[Kewne]

No.

[Toasty]

A lot.

[Kewne]

I'm sure it's no where near as much as you.

[Toasty]

I'm getting bored again.

[Kewne]

Ladies and gentlemen! Can you guess who I am?

[Toasty]

Me.

[Kewne]

No.

[Toasty]

Dang.

[Split Infinity]

Phew.

[Kewne]

I'm Split Infinity.

[Toasty]

Dangit Split!